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You need to learn how to drive in stressful situations.
SECOND !
Keep shifting.
It’s all OKAY people. Everyone who learns to drive knows what the STOP sign means.
LIQUOR IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF MAN’S PROBLEMS
the solution to your problem is the caps key.
The solution to yours is the same my friend, but only for one letter.
First
Your name is actually and accurate description of your life.
*cough* minus the “d” on and
liquor helps the driving go quicker.
“Wine is fine but whisky’s quicker/
suicide is slow with liquor.”
…unless you’re drinking and driving, then it can be over very quickly…
riddle to remember to avoid hangovers..
Beer then Wine, Fine
Wine then Beer, Queer.
True, that shirt and trousers don’t match.
Is that a new look I see?
Certainly is! And they say men never notice these things.
You know what I think is a real weakness of these sites? When you change your avatar, it changes all the way back through your history. I don’t like that.
I like the new hat, makes him look sophisticated.
You look like you were drawn by someone with no head.
Close, someone with a head but not much in it. :p
The hotel of your mind has many vacancies.
Mine has too many rooms right next to the ice machine.
Moomin’s is more like a youth hostel. It’s one big giant space for snoozing.
OK, I must not have gotten the memo to change avatars.
Nice panties, BTW!
Do they make my bum look big?
Need to see your bum without the panties to answer that.
I wouldn’t want to cause a blackout.
yes they make your bum look big but your shirt hides it well LMAO kidding Jam.
no.
(but I lie like a rug)
you have a history? anything we’d like you to share?
It’s your hairstyle, isn’t it?
I actually lost both my arms in a tragic photoshop accident.
Oh no! Can you use your feet to press Ctrl-Alt-Z before it’s too late?
*coughs*
Paint!
*coughs*
Nope. You must have been driving too much.
Driving doesn’t get me in trouble, it’s the stopping.
or the not stopping. …
They match OK, just sloppy.
The real meaning of the title is: the owner can’t get into the safe.
Or he’s trying to do stats in is head but failing.
Either permutation makes sense.
I wonder if he samples the stock.
What a random comment.
It’s because I do modelling, isn’t it?
In all probability, yes.
That’s your hypothesis and you’re sticking to it?
This is that rare pun-run where C-C-C COMBO BREAKER really doesn’t.
I see the correlation but I find your logic rank.
That’s just mean.
Jam? I though I’d get another sample of your wit by now.
Look at the recent posts – it’s up to you and me to keep this going.
Sorry MRN, I had some deviations to take care of. I guess I’m not in blog mode just yet.
It’s OK, I have a high confidence level that others will join in too.
Again with the skewed logic. Maybe we need a contingency plan.
We need to increase n to get more reliable comments.
Aja made me lose the plot! I need a maths pun… STAT!
I’m too chi and too square to think of any.
Don’t worry, I won’t take out my regression on you.
You’ll need to increase the margins to fit more puns in this run.
Sadly, they’re invariant
again you peeps are going off on a tangent.
What’s the likelihood of a normal conversation here?
It’s definitely photoshopped. The reflections are all wrong.
Reflections of the way life used to be?
the love you took from me
You’ve got to hide your love away, berg.
someday, we’ll be togeeeeether
oh yeah
oh yeah
one for the road?
the driving is quicker when the liquor is slicker.
I can think of a nice promotion campaign for both the store and the driving lessons
!
Drinking and driving is illegal. ya know!
I mean…
And stupid, you`ll spill it
a spill for the thrill
and a drink to chill
That’s why you pull over. And finish the bottle.
driving school and liquor store..thats nice..stupid hindi’s
Uh oh. Somebody needs a change of prescription, I see.
Hindi is dialect spoken in India.
Where the meaning of the apostrophe is obscure
don’t be dissing frank zappa
I love Zappa & the Mothers. I saw an old clip of him on Crossfire just yesterday, too. You can probably find it on Youtube or somewhere….
Da-do-Jon-Ron-Ron da-do-ron-ron
Is that pictured fellow the Jon-Ron-Don-Juan?
and (unseen) behind him is his wife, Jon-ra.
Sonic sez: “Don’t touch mah liquor; or else you’re worrying about learning how to read. Or you touch daddy’s gun!!”
btw: why didn’t anyone link these Youtube re-cut vids here???!
And Semi Sonic says “I can hear you singing to me in my sleep”.
Gee, just what I’ve always wanted: To learn how to drive drunk….*pulls the mean gal card* at least I know who taught drivers ed to the idiots who drive in my town.
the liquor stop is for the instructor. s/he needs a few shots to calm down after riding around with all those teenagers all day
STOP!
Too awesome for words!!
This is like a shopping center in my town- the DMV and the liquor store were literally right next door to eachother.
We used to drive past an archery/package store all the time up in northern AZ. It was almost as scary as the vultures hovering over the small-town hospital in GA!
booze stop
lol is drink driving allowed when you have to take a test
Welease Wodewick! Damn that movie meme-ing up my head. Damn it and its saucy comedic genius.
Whoever took this picture is braver than I am… or should I say *was*…
That dude doesn’t look like he wants his picture taken…
Isn’t Jon-Ron the sherrif in the theme song for “COPS”
Bad boys bad boys
what ya gonna do
when the sherrif Jon Ron comes for you…
great man, just great
Panic Attacks While Driving
dude this is india. shit like this is EVERYWHERE.
Looks like the signboards being photoshopped…
OHMYFU**INGOD XXXXDDDDD
I am pretty sure the liqueur store is for the instructor to take the edge off.
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