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dang me
Roger, Roger.
… as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of gallows
We have clearance, Clarence.
Whats your vector, victor?
victor, where’s your victoria?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Ленин – кыш, Ленин – мыш, Ленин – тахтамыш.
Your honor, your honor.
UH OH
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
Knot the place to play unless you know the ropes
Well my hands are tied up right now.
ill rope you in
lets knot get hasty
avoid being strung along now….
I guess I’ll hang on for now.
How do you play gallows without a stool?
Im gonna hang myself if i read any more puns =)
I’ve seen this before…where was it now…?
Sorry – hate to leave you hanging, i’ll remember in a sec.
I’ll surely hang around until you’ve untied this mystery
I assure you dead baby, i do not need untieing, but hang around as you will.
or until we hear the sad noose when dead baby decides to hang up on us.
All these puns are a noose-ance
Get a rope and hang me. (this is what fuzz was looking for at the start)
MRN got the reference … so no need to weep for me.
don’t you weep for me, argentina. …
No I got the right one!
Wanna go hang around at the playground?
I’d rather knot.
Have you guys heard the noose??
Not lately, I’ve been kinda tied up.
Well, I better knot bother you then.
This punrun is proceeding at a breakneck pace! But, let’s knot get hung up on details…
It constricting to find out more to say. I just can knot think of any more. I just can’t wrap my neck around it.
Maybe I`m not using this swing quite right, but I can`t quite get my head around it.
*pours Kelly a glass of Ernest and Julio Gallows*
Maybe that will help.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, thank you
Nice of you to say hellows
Knotty and nice.
Totty and ice!
dotty and spice
curry and rice
virtue and vice
furry and mice
Second hand dice!
Asians eat rice?
^ has a bad case of turning blue
that got me all chocked up
… eh?
*chocks the misspelling up to too much time spent on the noose as a little kid*
chock’a'choppin’block
Make two bunny ears, then one bunny goes around the tree and into the hole. Pull tight…
…and you got a free* iPod nano!!
I want an iPod nano! Gibbet to me!
I snared a paper when I heard about the trouble at the playground.
No noose is good noose.
No, let’s play hangman instead…
Live-action Hangman?
Is there a queue? (appears not)
someone’s gonna need an I C U
I’m a frayed knot.
Just like a kid, you give them fancy toys to play with and they just want to poke the sand with a stick.
Shut up! Poking sand with a stick RAWKS!
Poke the sand? This is no idle game, he’s just finished burying the bodies.
He made them pay.
He’s not poking sand! he’s poing ants for a good reason. After millions of years, the ants will evolve, and get HUGE and take opver the world.
i aint worried that theyre taking opver te world
Now they’re gonna eat you first.
Nah. The ants would get their hands on nuclear weapons and end up blowing the world to bits…
someone call the verminators
This thread is reminding me of this epic Bill Bailey song. Clickie my name.
chuckle
oh, I thought you meant the epic Tom Dooley song:
The boy’s missing his black hood…
Executioner boyz in da hood
don’t let your kids hang around there
It doesn’t look that tall for a real hanging.
Also, f*ck you failblog. Lagging is no fun.
Are you saying short people aren’t really people at all?!
Eh from what I see, it’s only a few inches higher than the crouching kid.
Don’t go changing what I’ve said.
Killing Me Softly?
hee … the Executioner’s Song
*is suddenly tempted to go watch Die Another Day*
Is death by hanging a tie die?
chuckle.
Only if the preceeding evidence was fabricated
Swing low…
Hang ‘em high?
feets don’t fail me now
“She makes me feel sorta funny…like when I used to climb the rope in gym class”
Is it a good kinda funny?
that’s gonna burn
rope burn
very bad kind
I’ve got that funny feeling,
whoe oh, funny feeling
♪ Swing low, sweet chariot… ♪
Oh, BTW, Happy Birthday to Velvet, if I’m not mistaken. (If I am, well, then no harm done.)
Also Happy birthday to her twin, who, for all we know, is also a Fail Blog regular. (If today is your birthday, you may be Velvet’s twin.)
A birthday… on Sunday, the thirteenth. How anti-climactic.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VELVET!!
*starts chilling the champagne*
Happy birthday to velvet as well.
*sigh*
School-children can be so evil sometimes…
That’s how they get ya. An innocent invitation to the jungle-gym will turn into the Little Tyke’s Thunder Dome.
I blame the teachers. …
you see kids.. thats what happens when you don’t do your homework
*kids become frighten and one faints*
*wakes up fainted one*
*shows up dressed like the grim reaper*
ok… whos next
*kid faints again*
*shoots kid*
i aint wakin you up again
*drags kid into a pit*
*asks grim reaper for aoutograph*
*signs autograph*
weeeee
*runs aroung like a idiot*
*shoots another fainting kid*
*drags the other kid into pit*
*bruns bodies*
who wants ribs?
*takes a rib*
*takes another rib and saves some for ZA*
we should invite ZA to the C.C.C
I agree.
next time hes on?
I guess.
ok whoever sees him first
During school days I’m on, on random times of the day (and not on that long)
But not too often
me too but i havent seen him this weekend
So stupid.
*hands the other dead fainting kid to the grim reaper*
*throws kid into burning pit*
*hands out ribs*
*saves some more for ZA*
swipes a few ribs for Dr. Who
*cuts dead kid’s head off*
*gives it to ShadowTheSniper*
he can use that for target practise
*happily takes it and removes the brain to give to ZA*
Thanks
*cuts leg off kid*
*gives it to failinator*
woo hoo my dog can hum.p that
Superman has a dog.
*gives them pizza*
its krypto
well this is for MY dog alice
yum pizza
*finds a finger and a toe in the pizza*
they had a cartoon on cartoonnetwork
mmmmm pizza
*devoures slice in 5 secs*
*stares at failinator in shock*
why is everyone looking at me like that im hungry
I’m ok with your eating speed. I eat really fast too. (except when I play video games I hardly touch my food then)
*comes in with PS2*
who wants to play mortal kombat??
i eat faster whean i play games and slow when i watch tv
Mortal Combat ftw
*fatality*
i win!!!
*brings out xbox 360*
cod 4 aneyone
cod4 is awesome!
*loses game*
dangit!!!
ME
The kids not playing in the sand. He’s waiting for ZA to come up and devour the dead bodies. I think he wants your autograph.
*lowers extra apostrophe into above comment on a rope*
That apostrophe is the least of our worries, kid. I think we may have to declare another grammar and spelling liberation day or the rest of the posts on this fail are going to make me have a stroke.
Stroke stroke, purrrrrrrrrrrr
DON’T LOOK INTO THE COMMENTS, DILLY!!!!
Scratch OOh what was that for?
Qemm – blast from the past.
Wild West Adventure Parks
haha you lose(at lifesise hangman)
*takes a part off of a man and puts him back together on the rope for each wrong letter*
o the pain
ouch…
cant…………..walk……………….no……………….legs
*takes head*
the agony…
random driver passing “you look `armless, hop in”
*in car*
need a ride?
*falls over in horrorible pain*
*picks up ShadowTheSniper*
*drives him to hospital*
*visits sts in hospital*
when are you getting out
I don’t know…I guess…I guess…*passes out from pain*
*wakes up*
dont make me kill you too
slippes a few painkillers down sts’ troat
he will be out in three weeks
Thats good and I’ll be up on my feet and sniping again.
al least he has internet
*the three weeks pass* I’m out! Yay!
*dances*
still………..cant………..walk……………….no………..legs………one arm……………no head
*dies of blood loss*
there. The last parts are on. Hangman you lose.
*revives*
what happened?
*dies from no oxygen*
*gives the man a oxygen mask*
oxygen cant reach lungs his troat is closed
*unties the rope then gives oxygen mask to failinator*
*tries to pick up failinator*
*pants falls down revealing spongebob boxers*
uh…. i can explain
whoa, dude… zip up that barn door
Failinator’s got his gun…
In a sense.
nice gravatar quaz
Why thank you, good sir.
I’m guessing you recognize him?
yes its the guy from dead space
♪Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell♪
^ That got moderated, if you can believe it. ^
The Moderator must not be big on ‘Tallica.
They may just be into making you wait in suspense –
you know …
hang time
Firs…!
Ah, Forget it.
placement fail
epic plasement fail
i renember this one noob he went first i say’d no you are 129th
haha… that sounds like that guy rode the little bus to school
epic spelling fail
so im tired i keep pressing the wrong keys
dude, try using both hands when you type
Morons.. those are CLIMBING ropes.. they aren’t NOOSES. The only fail here is that you all think it’s a fail.
the second fail here is that you cant apriciare something funny
(you forgot to change your name back to failinator)
i know i am very tired party last night i came home at 3 in the morning
what kind of party?
*brings out sterio*
*plays music*
*dances*
it was a bbq
*dances*
*falls over on couch*
*passes out*
*hours later*
*failinator is in a daze*
Wake up…come on wake up!
*wakes up*
*gos to write this comment*
♪wake me up before you go go…♪
the third fail here is your a nerd
It’d be far easier for a kid to choke or hang himself on a normal swing rope/chain than with these. But that said, the apparent symbology is pretty awful.
symbology… the study of drums accoutrements?
failinator C.C.C, ShadowTheSniper C.C.C. and Mr.Levi, u guys made me almost piss ma pants of so much LOL =D
we aim to please
Well I guess that I was a shot ahead.
a shot in the head
Bullseye!
i get headshots with machine guns without aiming(counter strike)
*head bleeding*
you shot me!
*shoots failinator in the eye*
i feel woosie…
*passes out*
*wakes up Mr. Levi in the hospital*
Are you alright?
*wakes up in hospital*
what am i doing on Mr.Levi
o right i passed out on him
passes out on Mr.Levi
the gun spreds so much it hits evereone everywere
Dang it.
*joins everyone and passes out on them*
(passes out on failinator and Mr. Levi)
thats it im takeing a rifle
krieg to be exact
*wakes up*
*wakes up*
be careful with that thing!!
>:(
krieg is very accurate
in other words no friendly fire
ct sniper
t mg
yay we have a fan
now join us
Are you retarded?
you are a super retard
No, sweetheart, the ’super retard’ is the person that finds your stupid posts funny.
you heve NO sense of humor
Now this is where you are wrong. I find the word-play typically seen at this site highly amusing. You and your ridiculous ‘C.C.C.’ spamming the page is NOT humor; it is annoyance.
Thank god, someone with a brain finally shows up.
*squeezes BFF*
We generally leave the weekend fails to the spammers, sweets.
*squeezes DW back*
I think that’s a very good idea. There is a huge influx in spammer trolls today. Perhaps I shall abandon this fail.
*Sigh*
The same thought popped in my head. But now what do I do?
*shrugs*
I’m sure there’s plenty to do. Watch TV? Go for a walk? I personally have some weekend homework to finish off.
same here so bye
Ooh! Walking.
*wanders off to the beautiful waterfall 2 miles away*
I’ll talk to you all friday!
Friday?! Where are you off to, Qwaz?
Lockdown. It’s a little place off the coast of Parental Control.
Qwaz!statdis report!what the hell happend?
NO!I Ment the failblog comments page why is it like this?
The color of the sky is blue
that was random…
*beats up Jack Potatoes with a bag of oranges*
*beats jack patatoes with a bag of coconuts*
*beats jack patatoes with a bag of bananas*
*makes fruit salad*
*taste test*
its super fruity
Duh
ITS…Fruitilicious!
*uses banana as a boomerang*
*forgets it comes back*
*clonk*
vegatable time!!!
carrot=wowie
beans=coolie
tamato=not a vegetable
broccolie=yummy
taco=wt.f
♪Its Fruit, Salad, and Vege time,
Fruit, Salad, and Vege time,
Where ye at,
Where ye at,
Where ye at…♪
*eats fruit salad*
yum….
i just have to post this
credit goes to monkey
OOOOHHHH Four Tuna!
bring more tuna
Statuary on his knees
some men like cheeze
hot temperate cheeze
this octopuss
lets give him boots
send him a car
or pizza
Vimto can
taste of kidneys
Luke warm two rat
Bet too cool rat
you don’t get cheeze or chicken
too cool rat
you dont get cheeze or chicken
look there look good
dogs sure look cute
bend chips all day
hot and salty
dip sore feet in good chili
send me more of
patato soup and chicken
be good fOOoOooR peace monkeys saaaaaaaaaake
brought up too full in me
suck juice from moose
fun with some goose
second these so rude big knees
suck juice from moose
fun with some goose
nice cod piece
bring me cod please
leaking foot near cherries
say goodby to nees and cherries
lovely torah
send me more of
potato soup & chicken
hot mess all day
sing it ugly
salsa cookies!!
wingmill cookies!!
they’l give you gonorrhea.
Some men like cheese
hot temperate cheese
You two gots the verbal diarrhea LOL.
A great place for your kids to hang around! Just had to add this to my blog, I can hear the parents “gasping” in the far reaches of the neighborhood!
It’s ok, they’re not slipknots!
*rolls on the floor laughing ass off*
*ass falls off* Oh my word!
yoin us for lolz
*puts ass back*
…
(?)
use the reply button if you want to reply
*replys*
*replys*
*replys to failinator’s reply*
vius replay of reply
its a reply virus
Oooohhh….
never got fully that option
there we go
Yaaaay =D
now join us in a conversation 4 treads above
Yeaahh… bout that…
Im still lacking the abilitie of makeing decent jokes…
so well teach you
(we make so much jokes youll learn)
Nice waaaay =D
waewaewaewaewaewae
Wave! *splash*
surfs up
(secretley thinks smurfs up)
(suddenley relisees this is not private)
*Hangs ten*
*hangs 35*
Hangs 180
hangs 1230
*hangs 3600*
hangs 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
i broke the blog
gtg syl
See a ladder!
You just got to learn the ropes then you’ll get the hang of things.
i se what you did there
Or maybe u just need to stfu and leave
My faill… that was directed to Alex
I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say……
HOLY CRAP!
WTF guys failnator and shadow the sniper need to shut up and stop being trolls
Don’t be a hate troll.
Though, he is being the voice of most Failbloggers.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and embrace my hate-trolledness by agreeing with DW, above. The weekend spammers have taken over. Gah! bbl when the regs return with comments that are actually humorous (and make sense).
If we all hate trolls im sure well earn something =D
…
Wait… that doesnt sound right…
*tests microphone*
*Breathes heavily*
I’ll Do It *Pushes sniper and failnator in a burning dumpster*
No!
*dumps the two out of dumpster*
*thwacks both with troll-bashing mallet*
That’s how it’s done. Now, you try!
*Lights geneal on fire *You Tried to kill me.
no one tells me what to do i do it my own way
How dare you! You have made a very, very bad mistake, sir.
*jumps into lake*
*climbs out and climbs into tank*
*runs over The Failer*
*fires several shells at The Failer*
*orders flamethrowers to move in*
*choke slams genral* Genral, the blood on you is real
I’m afraid it’s not possible you’re attack me. I’m in a tank, you’ve been run over, and the flamethrowers have reduced you to dust.
You can’t kill me i’ve already ben dead*Opens portal to Hell*goodbye
* flushes toilet *
there… one less turd in the world.
Do we not need to update the weapons in the war against Troll-dom?
I’m afraid the troll-bashing mallet is the most lightweight and most effective weapon at close-range trolls. There was once a tazer being used, but that got annoying, so it was banned. However, I do have my tank. And batallion of flamethrowers.
Just get one Gurkha in a field.
Should do the job quite nicely
*snork*
That is actually a very good idea. I’ll have a chat with the Nepalese Ambassador.
*Robot voice because he wares a mask* No
*Throws genral into potal*hehheh
Your dad spends a whole week biulding you a jungle gym and then nobody comes over!
This would be a good picture for a demotivational poster.
No picture is a good picture for a demotivational poster.
I’ve got one with your portrait on it, and everybody at the office loves it.
But I really didn’t take the cookie from the cookie jar!
Wow, so parents enforce capital punishment now? What a world we live in.
I blame climate change, Mexicans & The Poles!
And the French! Don’t forget the French!
there are no shadows on the grass and that makes me fear for the children.
Now THATS creepy.
Here Pepsi Plunge have a tuna sandwich that will calm your fears LOL.
aah, shut up
Hmmm….that’s kind of hazardous. I guess they couldn’t just leave a closed knot at the end because that would make way too much sense…
im back!!!!
And where did you go? To play on the ropes?
quiet you
and for your info i had to bring my little cousin to the park
Did YOU take the picture by chance?
what?
look at the fail… It’ll come to you…
ohhhh….
dang.. im dumb
didn’t i learn anything from the last time i posted comments on this fail?
Mmmm… strange… still didn’t answer Badger Whisperer’s question…
*gives suspicious look*
i didn’t take the dang picture!
*looks around*
wheres failinator and ShadowTheSniper?
*whistles and drags away two mangled bodies in body bags*
murderer!!!
*lights him on fire*
burn,noob,burn!
Did you just call me a noob? Not a good idea.
*runs over Mr. Levi in tank*
*orders the flamethrowers to move in*
Oh, and when a troll is gotten rid of, it’s not called “murder”. It’s called “saving the sanity of other Failbloggers”.
*sob* You’re a national hero!
trolls are what make failblog unique
by the way you forgot one
No you doing it all wrong * locks gerail in coffenporesgasthenlitesit
Geesh.
I love it when n00bs call the regulars “noob”.
Idjuts. They’re everywhere.
*pushes the IGNORE THE STUPID TROLLS BUTTON*
There. Much better
“Trolls are what make failblog unique”? I cannot believe you actually said that. These despicable, vile, unintelligent, unfunny, crude, spamming, bigoted creatures are the scourge of FailBlog. It would be utopia if they all went away.
It’s pretty much the same if you just ignore them to wallow in their ignorance, BF.
*joins WN in pressing the ignore trolls button*
This may be for the better.
how many blog posts does it take to be a regular
It’s virtually always for the better, BF.
Feels better already, doesn’t it?
It really does. Oh, look. One of the trolls has said sorry below. What should we do with him?
please don’t kill me!
Wha?? There’s a troll in here?
*looks around*
I don’t see any trolls
That’s funny. I could have sworn I’d seen one. Ah well, I can’t have anyway. The button would have prevented me.
Hmmm… I see big confusion here…
There is a LOT of difference between “humorous, talented failblog-user” and “troll”.
then whats the difference
One can spell, is able to make witty comments, and is capable of integrating with modern human society. The other is moronic, makes comments that always offensive or spam in some way, and generally annoy 99% of the people here.
*makes apology cupcakes*
im sorry
Hmmmm, what topping?
what ever you want
Is Burble a topping?
*thinks*
yeah
In that case, I’ll have chocolate por pavor
*hands Badger Whisperer cupcake*
there you go
LMTO!!!!!!!
Laughing My Tongue Off?
Lead me Towards Oblivion?
Leave My Tomato Outside?
Let My Turtles Out?
I`m gonna be laughing all night
What about that war General lets get back to that!
they always have the wrong time on FB
it is starting to get annoying
It’s the right time SOMEWHERE…
But not here either…
what time zone are you in
erm… -1 GMT…
does that work?
no..
i mean pacific,eastern,etc..
But seriously, 0 GMT
aaaannnnnnnddddd, it’s far too late. I’m off!!
♪ Sooooomewheeere over the rainbow… ♪
that was random..
*gives General apology cupcake*
Sasafraz *shakes hands*
*head falls off*
♪Weigh a Pie…♪
♪ There’s a land where they hang out, with ropes that hang down from the sky… ♪
second hand dice
nvm, freaking it didnt want to post as a reply – look up for where this was supposed to go.
*swears violently*
Third hand car
i dont get it
Is that supposed to be funny?
Kellyhaveago step away from the hater!
*takes kellyhaveago hand and gently pulls her to safety.
Careful, she`s a he
MY bad bro my fingers type by themselves. So you wanna hang out LOL
Hey kellyhaveago do you wanna hang My a$$ (see bottom of failblog)
No 5 eagles, I don`t really want to hang your a$$, how can I put this, you`re a real friendly guy, and that`s a great thing, but I`ve moved on just a bit from mid-teen conversation.
Hang on… I’m a mid-teen… does that mean (*sniffle*) you’ve moved on with me too?
Are you saying, you’re… you’re… you’re b-breaking up with me?
I thought we had something special!
That guy is a hoot Kellyhaveago is. Dude umm how do I say this without hurting your feelings umm it was in reference to the guy at the bottom “My A$$”. I am the oldest on here by at least ten years LOL.
It ok Shadow. *hand shadow a kleenex* I think kellyhaveago has gone down the dark path to all brain no feelings LOL.
(Mops tears too) We do have something special Shadow, just look around us and see that specialness twinkle. (Hope that`s not too cryptic?) While I expect you`re perfectly aware I am speaking about “conversation-age”, and that I`m being as polite as I can in referring to age only, I have obviously failed to hit the target. I have had the rib-busting of my life observing patience fray tonight in the above posts, it`s not my usual way of dealing with “annoyance”, but It looks like I`m gonna have to learn a few new etiquette tricks here.
*hands a kleenex* to Kellyhaveago the LOL mean I was not serious. Surprised about the troll that got removed, you comment doesn’t make sense now LOL.
For the sake of future internet archeologists — Kellyhaveago’s comment ^^, “Is that supposed to be funny?” was originally made in reply to a grotesque comment from a troll, which has since been removed.
Isn’t that funny!
Thanks Fuzz
It was funny kellyhaveago I was hacking on you ,playing along.LOL
id say this is actually a win
If I lurk around here long enough, will I catch “troll,” or is there some sort of vaccination I can get?
Depends on what you post, I’d say.
So far you seem like a polite and insightful individual.
And you seem to be a loving and giving whadufuh Friday’s child.
What can I say? It smells too good here. Besides, it’s still the weekend and I always go back on my word when it comes to absences.
Well, as we know, the medieval Western Europeans generally assumed an Augustinian faculty psychology, within the purview of which the “will” was viewed to be a movement of our hearts, and, by extension, an intentional “purpose” was viewed as an act of love. The presence of an absence, as we also know, makes the heart grow fonder, and Friday’s child, as has been established, is loving and giving. So what’s this crap about not being a willful child?
“Whadafuh”? Is that like “wunnerful,” or is it short for WTF?
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/08/19/fail-owned-site-promotion-comixed/#comment-571080
That is one LOOOONG thread. Must I really read all of it to gain understanding?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
???? are you cold? * puts sweater on Teh Kittyz*
1. You put your foot in them you retards, not your neck.
2. It’s not a hangman’s noose type knot, that tightens when pulled. Any kid trying to hang himself from one of these would just fall out of it.
Failblog FAIL.
and you are not my personal army.
Wow. Thank heavens you were here to set everyone straight. The laughter must have been really annoying to you.
/sarcasm/ <–as if THAT'S really necessary…
Hello all, anyone home still?
Hello. I usually lurk, but have come out to play this evening. Carefully, so as not to be metamorphosed into a “troll.”
No problem jmixx so how are you tonite?.
So, do you wanna hang out?
You first! my a$$.
I never play with my a$$.
Your future is looking clean and bright!
My goodness, they butchered with the comments. I won’t be able to see some of the comments unless they put in a horizontal scroll bar below the comments.
Luckily, I and I assume most of the other commenters can still read the comments because the comments are working perfectly for us and all of the comments are able to be read, although some of the comments, I admit, are barely readable, and some of the comments are readable but shouldn’t be read, but none of the comments necessitate a scroll-bar… comments. Did I mention comments?
I can’t read the comments, is it because my comment comment isn’t commenting and I have to comment my comments?
You can’t read the comments? Hmm, maybe we do have a comment problem if ordinary decent commenters are forced to comment-comment comment. Have we truly sunk so low?
The extraordinary indecent commenters have no comment about comment-comment comment, either.
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Playground Gallows: for when your little kiddo can’t take Jimmy stealing his lunchmoney anymore
who wants to play hangman?
I’d call that a natural selection win…
Khhhhhhhhhhhh! Hang! Cough! Wheeze! Roll out your tongue!
I don’t get the fail? Surely, sooner or later, Jonny and Billy will figure out that mommy does not love them. At that point, the playgroung will be full of win.
Getting suicide… try here… it solves OVERPOPULATION!
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What C.C.C. Timothy of fail. not understanding you comment?
Actually, I’m thinking maybe photoshopped– the shadows end abruptly at the edge of the sand, except for part of one rope. which thereby decreases the funniness factor
Wanna go hang around at the playground?
I’m wondering where this playground is?? Texas or Kansas perhaps ???
btw: “Steal a horse and you’ll end on the playground!!”
How is this a fail?
A playground with nuses? Yes, we should have them everywhere
Much less annoying kids that way
That’s depressing.
*sigh*
thats actually creepy
It’s a win for the kid because he’s still alive.
Its obviously just a misunderstanding. When the council decided to build somewhere for the kids to hang out, the engineers just took it a bit too literally.
shouldn’t that be gallows win?
This is only vaguely related . . . but. I was recently called for jury duty. The day I was called I had to wait about 5 hours to be called for a trial. In the mean time the jury candidates were offered board games and books to keep them happy. There were four board games. The games were LIFE, Monopoly and Hang man! LOL
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one of the best I’ve seen
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No wonder they dont have kids there anymore.
“Okay timmy, these necklaces are easy to put on. you just…” lol!
Tomfoolery is not tolerated at Taliban child care.
Its an emo childs dream come true!