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What a doughnut (Donut)
mmmmmm donut
A tad overcooked at the corners but still good.
needs more jam
Wait there…
*directs traffic to site of toasty car*
this reminds me what i did in prototype erlier today
Lol. What I`d give to have seen that live.
adenaline being replaced with abject fear
a ring of fire as the car gos in circles over and over…
that’s the prove that tyres are made from petroleum
toasty
what do you mean in prototype?
FIRST
Loser.
F4G 0WN3D!!
omg its the not-so-common first troll
who called me?
FfourG OWNthreeD.
Looks more like a literal Burnout
Looks more like a Burnout Win
The car did ‘burn out’, so it’s definately a win.
does give a different taste to that old phrase, doh! nut!
WTF?????????
I dunno…it burned pretty well until it burned out…
it burne out after one donut chek the tracks
Sprinkles a d and a c into previous post.
stupit key bord
*dropkicks keyboard*
Oh, you meant yours………
Id be laughing my ass off if I watched that happen.
id choke on laughter
*lobs ‘ into post*
*karate chops ‘ so it splits into the two separate posts above*
*high fives k@ for a teamwork win*
do i have to shoot you too???????????????????
*High fives*
No lycra though, OK?
OK. Natural fibres all the way!
….but not hessian!
Linen would be good!
No, the wrinkles! Egads.
Satin, silk?
It sounds like you need to visit Edna Mode for a custom super-hero outfit.
No capes!
Beat me to it!
or speedo’s
Fail?? That’s the most thorough burnout I may have ever seen.
True. This is a win.
its a faild fail
*kicks in an e*
I can’t keep running after you like this!
then don”t
*takes away `*
thanks
*bangs keybord*
guhg
*capitalizes*
*punctuates*
aaaaaaaa
grammer nazis all around me must shoot
*takes one “a”*
*inserts it for “e”*
*capitalizes*
*punctuates*
*Shoots Arthur Eld*
Forgot name.
:embaresed:
Hmmmm, quandry.
*Places Bukkit over Failinators head*
*hits with mallet*
Please do not do that
*takes off bucket*
do what
*bashes failinator with mallet enought times to turn him into a quivering puddle of troll*
you neam a puddle of zombie troll
Failinator, the bukkit is for dunking one’s head in when one has maded several grammatical errors in one comment. You deserve at least five dunks in the bukkit.
Note: The bukkit is full of the dunker’s hated foodstuff, all mashed together, and mixed with mayonaise.
*cuts bucket in half*
my head is not going in there
I like mayonaise.
i like mayo in patato salad but not in a bucket
Accept all and any mistakes you make.
Accept the bukkit
*is a little scared this sounds a bit like a grammar sect of some description*
Sorry, the bukkit is indestructible. There were tests with several ICBMs on it, and it wasn’t even scratched.
We should have tried to actually ignite the warheads. Just beating the bukkit with an ICBM wasn’t enough.
Did you guys try claymores on it at all?
fine i send it to volcano plannet
You might try taking classes from this guy if you want to dispose of the bukket.
Sorry ZA, but then they’re not zombies anyhow, they were reanimated by a necromancer (cloaked figure: she’s called the Purple Necromantess. Don’t ask, it’s a long story).
god lord but it does appear that someone let dan quayle lose. …
Looks like a rotisserie.
*rugbytacklesqueeze*
How is my favourite pineapple?
*SQUEEZE!* Great and well! And your good self?
This fail reminds me of a song…
ā« Ring of fire ā«
I am all the better for seeing you!
-that is the song we sing at the curry house!
Wooooo! If you get tired of that, you could go for
āŖ …there’s a fraction too much friction! āŖ
Or Just
Smoke gets in your eyes?
…or a disc oh inferno?
I honestly thought that was Disc break inferno, shows what I know huh!
*laughs* I guess disc brake inferno is out of the question?
…and I was doing so well till now, Bukkit please.
(Writing essay at the same time is not condusive to good puns)
Hopefully you’ll essuage yourself of it soon!
Only 1500 words left, it will flash by!
its a burnout win actually, I would pay for a video of that
I agree. It certainly lives up to the name…
It’s better to burn out, than fail away,
My, my, hey, hey.
*has flashback to video advert in the 80′s*
Oh good grief!
Burn baby burn!
The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten.
*flashes k@ back*
*flashes back*
So, do you think I have a good spine?
You ain’t just frontin’, girl.
āŖ Back to back, sacroiliac … rapture!
I think he acceleranted too hard.
then gis tire’s exploded
Mebbe he forgot to turn-off the ignition? *snork*
…I have no idea what you’re trying to say.
See a doctor.
Alright.
*starts to dial number for local GP*
Hey, wait a minute…am I sick?
This is the doctor what is your symptom?
methinks his doctor is a hemorrhoid. …
I meant DrB, he apparently understood the comment.
I must away, fine people
*squeeeezes!*
*waves*
*goodbyesqueeze*
Doc, you gotta help me! I don’t understand Failinator’s comment! What’s wrong with me? Give it to me straight, doc!
ill tell you i misspelled gis is suposed to be his
You suffer from a severe case of intelligence. Side effects are spelling correctly, understanding deeper humo(u)r than “PENIS!!!!!!!11!” and knowledge about the worlds events.
There is nothing we can do for you.
Oh god, this is serious! How long do I have, Dr. Eld?
I’m afraid it’ll last forever. But try to look on the bright side: You’re not dumb. You’re educated. You’ll probably earn a lot of money later, you’ll very likely find a partner who’s worth the effort of a relationship and you’ll know one or two things about life that some people will never know. It’s not that bad.
PENIS!!1!!11!
Ha ha ha haaaa!!!
.
What? Don’t you guys get it?
*scratches head* I don’t know. Is there supposed to be humo(u)r in the excessive use of exclamation points and ones, or the reference to genitalia? Are there people who actually think that qualifies as wit?
BIRST!!!!1!1eleventy! … into flames.
Brewski has a PENIS!1!!11!!!!
Ha haahahaha
(I think)
Arthur! *squeeze!*
(must be time for a quip about the external combustion engine!)
*extrasqueeze!*
Hiya Doc!
*squeeze*
Doin’ well?
Not nearly as well-done or tyred as our friend in the fail!
How’s things at your end? Jaybird doing well?
He disappeared.
*sniff*
Apart from that all is well. Well, the summer begins to disappear as well; so I’m facing nine months of unigrey sky, rain (temperature varies) and darkness falling at 4 pm. But life’s still great!
Sounds like snugglin’ weather
Speaking of such, I think the guy in the fail was just taking an old flame for a ride!
*points*
There he is!
** looks **
walks away, not disappointed
sorry i meant his
stupit stupit keybord
*bangs keybord again*
ggfjfjg
Please don’t shoot anyone for trying to help you anymore, ‘kay? We have zombies, Bog Monsters and who knows what else to sic on you…
i can take them plus i am a zombie so they wont do muck good against me
Schweig, kleiner Muck.
i meant much
Learn to spell. Not from ICHCB. One fail and I am sick of you. “Kthxbai”, and all of that.
Be careful in drifting. Good morning then!
Geat song, but you got the lyrics all wrong,
it’s supposed to be this;
salsa cookies!!
windmill cookies!!
they’ll give you gonorrhea
raNDOM VIDIO TIME
My god… I’ve created something terrible.
Never again.
*walks away sadly from the wake of destruction*
No.. It’s my fault… I posted all them videos tere.
C’mon Alice. You’re better than this. :[
I has a sad nao.
*smacks nose with newspaper*
No!
Being Australian, I can only think of this:
for both the song, and what I suspect the burnout king above had too much of…
Are your t(y)ires exhausted? Is your exhaust tired?
Your battery had a battering? Your break pads break? …getting tedious.
Whatta ignoranimus … Whatta maroon …
Morons like this all over my area are hopping up little trucks or old-lady sedans with $30,000 “worth” of paint and dub-dub wheels, and you see them sitting burnt to a crisp not from tire fires (like this doofus) but from attaching power leads for their 500W subwoofers straight to the battery. Duhhhhh …
whats a maron
maybe it`s a monocycle version of a maroon (also mentioned above)
mirror, mirror on the wall. …
maroon is a coulour…
“Whatta ignoranimus … Whatta maroon …”
Say it in a really nasal New York sneer, chewing on a carrot held lazily in the right hand, and see if any ideas come to you …
closes eyes, “I`m seeing …” nah, sorry, but great post above though
*chews on carrot*
Nyeeh, what’s up doc?
your case of intellegance
^ Abbreviation for International Elegance?
Bugs Bondy?
Shhhh! Be wery, wery quiet. I’m hunting wabbits!
*tiptoes while clutching oversized double-barrel shotgun*
*shakes wabbit*
*serves it with an olive*
I say, I say boy! What are you doing with that chicken?
I mean, rabbit!
*steals oversized hat*
Hey! My huge hunter’s hat!
*gives chase to k@, firing shotgun randomly*
*Jumps down hole to escape*
*pops up behind BF*
*eats carrot*
*pokes*
Grrrr…
*waites by hole with shotgun*
*falls asleep*
*climbs out of hole*
*ties Elmer bonds shoelaces together*
*sticks 2 potatoes in shotgun muzzle*
*wakes up!*
The Wabbit!
*presses trigger*
*shotgun explodes in face*
*tries to run away*
*trips over and falls down hole*
AAAAAaaaaaaahhhh….
*gets all of this on tape*
ill make millions
too bad you forgot to bring the camera. or not.
*nabs k@ tcf*
your name take forever to write again or do you copy and paste
What do you think?
You misspelled “when”.
*snork!*
now copy paste
*snork!*
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE !
Since I can’t be last for more then 7 minutes I can always be
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE
by the looks of it no copy and paste
he doesn’t
It’s a stolen Holden (GM) Commodore. They did burn outs then torched it. It didn’t blow up cos of burn outs.
It’s a borrowed VW Lupo. It was parked on the marks of a burnout, then a lightning striked. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Yep. Aussie tradition of the Homo Erectus Bogan Genus.
Step 1: Steal Commodore or Falcon – easy to do, especially if it’s a sales rep car.
Step 2: Use car in as many robberies as possible before being seen by the cops.
Step 3: Do some Dough-ies.
Step 4: Get on the cans, fill car with petrol (Siphoned from the tank by mouth, of course) and light.
Step 5: Drink more cans, spew, take a piss on the flaming wreck.
hehe, i was walking up my street last week and saw some people doing that, it was infront of the school, and still is.
Could it be a Holden Maloo?
Just seen one on an old Top Gear episode.
Awesome!
I was surprised when I saw this pic on Failblog!
Check them out!
I actually took a few shots of it myself, the day after it had met the smouldering end.
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2594/img0209m.jpg
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8638/img0210d.jpg
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3492/img0211y.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4275/img0212fm.jpg
OH MY GOD, it was torched by a T-1000!
Excellent closeups of this destruction. Love the puddle of molten aluminum from the basshat speakers
ā« Circle in the sand
round and round
never ending love is what we found ā«
ā« I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher ā«
ā«I lost my place but I can’t stop this story
I’ll find my way but until then I’m only spinningā«
OK, to those who accuse me of being a Fail Snob (with a capital “S”):
I think this Fail is a classic! So there! :-p
*squeezes to all*
*puts top hat on Brewski’s head*
*dresses him in tux*
*hands him swagger cane*
That’s better!
(Hello, Brewski!)
Good morning Brewski and Elmer Bond.
*squeeze*
Good day Elmer! *squeeze*
*throws an upwards squeeze towards shadow*
This guy burned out and faded away.
*squeeze*
It is a classic and a great game title.
I love that game. (the burnout games are fun (except paradise))
ya paradise sucks
forgot name change again
No crashes :crys:
*crys*
*uses shamwow to wipe tears*
*crys too*
*uses shamwow to wipe failinator’s tears*
thanx
*squeeze*
no problem *squeezeback*
eee… eeewwwwww. …
is this a photo shop fail i mean isnt the car faceing the wrong way?
wtf is wrong with you i feel the need to destroy you it is to flawles to be a foto shop and there is such a thing as backwards donuts plus your name wont exactley net you any friends here
I agree 100%
*gets troll hammer one for me and one for failinator*
Hey!
*snatches hammer from shadow and failinator*
You need permission from me to hold these! Ask first!
*stores them in safe*
uses tardis to get permision
now give those hammers
How dare you! I wouldn’t even think of handing one of my precious hammers to a troll! Now buzz off! Shoo!
do you hate me?
You’re a troll. What do you think?
than you are classified as a hate troll
I fail to see the logic in that statement. I’ve been here for more than a year, and I have never been labelled a troll.
you can dislike m but there are about 10 species of troll one of them is a hate troll
Well now you just did. *congratulitory trumpets play*
yes in my line of vision you are a troll(hate)
*words of wisdom* and kids you should never EVER feed a troll.
time for initiation bashes with a troll hammer
*grabs hammer off of hate troll*
All we have tried to do is point out errors you have made, with tongue in cheek humour, we all make mistakes, you have however got very indignant about us doing this, have you not noticed we do this all the time to each other? A little humility in this situation is all we ask for, “yes I made a boo boo, OK I take my punishment
”
Not “am I surrounded by grammar nazis?” then attempting to shoot them, that is why you have had the reaction you have today. Sorry.
sorry about the grammer nazi thing
I’m sorry too *sorrysqueeze*
sorry Arthur Eld for shooting at you i went crazy
Hey, not me that bore the brunt of it!
sorry but than ill hve to bash myself
*takes troll hammer anyways*
*Unholsters plasma cutter*
Put it down. Slowly.
no, no… don’t do that. this might be fun.
thank you for the backup now go cheakout the vidio i posted erlier and the guys above me
It is so funny and so random It was hilarious
thanx there are masses of vidios like it on youtube
Your welcome. *squeeze*
*squeeze*
i renember one of mario doing things to princes peach
1-ups
exactley for each push a 1-up
how did you like monkeys?
*sratches head and says something random*
ā«Its troll stomping day-ay-ay-ay…ā«
dont stomp me
I’m stomping on
General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adam says:
yay its mot me
I almost forgot my troll stomping boots, hey failinator do you want my spare ones?
sure
*hands failinator spare troll stomping boots*
Why exactly are you doing this?
*takes boots*
thanx
your welcome.
i dont know why were doing this
to stomp on trolls of course
ok i thought is was
O FOR TUNA
BRING MORE TUNA
Doh !! nut!!
Do the Nut *dances*
*dances*do the but
Perhaps someone can explain why this is even a minor fail and not just another car that burned out. So what if they did donuts, what does that have to do with fire? It doesn’t. Cars never catch on fire just because they did donuts.
(shakes head) Are you all thirteen?
are you 3?
his tires couldnt hold the heat and melted thus setting the car on fire
The tyres failing and blowing out wouldn’t cause the car to catch fire.
FAIL
Because it looks like he did. *sigh*
Anyway, it is possible for a blowout to cause an explosion, and on bikes it is also possible to cause fire (have seen it)
It does if it’s a Holden
Ever heard of blowing up an engine because your rev’n the tits off it? Yea- that’ll set it ablaze!
I’m 17 and in 12th grade.
in that case you are not old enough to own a sniper rifle
Next year (during the school year) I will be 18
than you getz sniper
remember that school fail well I went to high school for the snipers.
(i mean i’m in that high school)
o yes
We might be, but you seem to be looking forward to your thirteenth birthday mate. (Is the date symbolic for you?)
It is BECAUSE they have nothing to do with each other that it makes it a fail. When your cornflakes are on fire, that is fail, but there is no logical way to get from cornflakes to fire, yet is still fail.
Also, tires will die before they catch on fire from any friction generated by a burnout. However, when the tyres fail, they will not cause a fire in the car. Combustion point of materials around there is alot higher than what can be generated by a burnout. It has been proven. Go look up physics.
Why is my car on this page? And why is it so dirty?
it swam in a pool of tuna
I caught some of the tuna on a weird boat. It looked like a truck.
but I dont like tuna!
*stores tuna in freezer*
*freezer storage door shuts while I’m still there and it won’t open*
Help! Somebody help me please!
dang its freezing in here and my hands grew to numb to bang on the door any more.
Ill save ya!
Oh shit, now im trapped as well…
Dang it. Oh well I’m freezing and now I have someone to talk to.
I wonder if someone will find us.
I dont think so.
lets eat the tuna before it becomes frozen solid.
Im allergic to tuna :\
I’m sorry.
LMAO Shadowthesniper. You are stuck in the freezer with a pepsi product and tuna nice combo.
looks more like a burnout win
yeah this has to be a win
LOLZ!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!
*nesting fail*
LOLZ!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!
Gak
*pokes*
No fair
*tsk, tsk* :[
I guess you have to pay, now, k@. You did poke.
That’s what Myra said!
That’s a Winona, right there.
ryder outta heah. …
I am serious :[….
*shrugs*
*pays*
*launches pies skyward*
*pie smacks into Bondcopter*
*loses control*
*screams as Bondcopter crashes into ground*
*Bondcopter explodes in huge ball of flames*
*checks for tattoo*
Phew, just another clone.
*eats tasty warm pie*
*rushes onto scene in ambulance*
Oh my god, what happened?! This looks like pie residue on the windscreen. I wonder who- k@? Is that a pie in your hands? K@?!
I have no idea what you mean.
*hides pie behind back*
Oh. It must have been my imagination then. Ah well, it’s only another clone.
*drives away*
Oh. It must have been my 1magination then. Ah well, itās only another clone.
*drives away*
*note to self- always check for traffic before pie flinging
Good morning/afternoon all. *squeezearang*. My question is this,did the car actually burn out to a fire?
ā«I fell into a burning ring of fire
Down down the flames went higher
Burns burns that ring of fireā«
Good morning (here) to all. *squeeze*
ā« Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! ā«
ā«…where at the end, a blaze of flame shall burn
Run to the doorway that brings me back to my domain
Run through the fire…ā«
I like the sound of Mount WARNING…duh duh duhhhhhhh
*vroooooom, vroooom, brakes squealing general race car noises*
*boom*
Ohmygodimonfire.
*dials 3333*
*Runs away*
Ohmygodimonfiresomebodyputmeoutforcryingoutloud.
*arrives on the scene in firtruck*
*hoses down Shadow’s fiery vehicle*
Firtruck? I’ve heard of eco-friendly cars, but… c’mon. Srsly. :[
Sorry, but we here at BondCorp. are proud of our fine record on the environment, and we intend to keep it that way. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to-
*smells burning*
*turns around*
*notices firtruck is on fire due to spark from previous fire*
*faints*
*conjours custard to cover entire scene and smother all burny bits*
*wakes up*
Urgh! Why am I covered in this yellow, gooey stuff?!
*tastes finger
CUSTARD?! Where did all this custard come from?! Why, I oughta-
*notices k@ floating, smiling mischievously*
K@! DID YOU DO THIS?!
*shuffles feet*
*gives puppy dog eyes*
I know it goes against protocol, but everything was burning, and, well we can’t get to the fire extinguisher anyway, and you know Bacon lube is flammable.
So err….yes… My bad.
*mixture of shock and anger subsides from face*
It’s okay, k@. You saved me from being burnt, so I shall reward you with a position in BondCorp. Pick any job you want (except mine!)!
Secretary/ninja, anything along those lines is good!
Nice choice! And conveniently, there is in fact a vancy for a ninja secretary! Welcome aboard, k@!
Any place at BondCorp for a 15-year-old shadow cowboy?
Hang on.
*checks “Job Vacancies” file*
Yes! You’re in luck, shadow! Our oldest shadow cowboy died in mysterious circumstances a few days ago, and his position is open! Congratulations! Welcome to BondCorp!
Thanks!
*thinks about what BondFan said for a second*
Hang on… exactly what “mysterious circumstances” are we talking about here, hmm? *hands on hips*
Er, nothing for you to worry about!
*whistles nonchalantly*
*hides SHADOW COWBOY INCIDENT file behind back*
*marvels at the Christmas tree truck*
It smells nice!
Is nice!
*Thumbs up*
Very nice!
Oh, fine. *douses Shadow in Jaeger*
Last!
(At least for now anyway)
Well, I hope you spent the last seven minutes wisely, young man.
Now, be still mein Herz.
ha!
HAAA NOW I’M LAST!
No you’re not.
Far from it, actually.
And getting further and further away.
‘Tis but a speck in the “LAST” standings now…
Gotta go, have an awesome rest of the day peeps, My work day is over! *twinkles off* TTFN
*squeezes*
*throws pie at K@’s back as she walks away*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
just… lol.
pun intended win?
Dis ish crule. da man cudda dide.
this is why Chevy’s don’t do burnouts
It’ll buff out.
HAHAAHAHAH! I’m gonna find a picture of a crashed car and put DRIVING FAIL on it!!! HAHAH Wouldn’t that be just as funny as this, if not MOAR you guise?!?!?
You people are retards.
This should be a win. People don’t do burn outs anymore. Only idiots.
Gives all new meaning to the term “burnout” !
This is why i love this site. Thanks failblog.
takes “burnout” to a whole new level.
I’ve got that burning feeling,
whoa, that burning feeling,
I’ve got that burning feeling,
now my wheels are gone, gone, gone,
oh oh whoa is me.
Must have been an epic burnout…legend!
Mount Warning, right? Well they didn’t have any warnings about the possibility of this happening
The council should have some signs put up
lol
no dumbass, he was doing burnouts in HIS hsv maloo, and thee tires caught fire as they often do and he set the car alite.
How is this a fail? The driver evidently stole the car, did some burnouts then burned it…
is that Commodore ute
Yeah, that’s what I would like to know.
Looking at it: Unibody construction, holes behind front wheel arches for side turn indicators, tailgate mounted registration plate: It’s a VE Commodore Ute!
It’s Commodore VE SS
wrong! its a VZ maloo. The holes in the fenders are too big for VE side vents, they are VZ SS side. The wheels are VZ R8, and the ute tray is flat, on a VE they are angled upwards towards the back of the cabin
Looks more like a burnout win to me
That should be a win
MA LOOK! A BURNT RICER!
A ricer who drives a Holden Maloo ?
FAIL
No such things as a Holden Maloo – It’s “HSV” Maloo –
FAIL
FINALLY some jerk that squeals tires gets what they deserve. YAY
Score 1 for me and 0 for tire peeling jerks LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Looks like a perfect Burn Out to me!!!
BURNOUT WIN!
A literal win!
Eat pickle, losers!!!!
That’s an EPIC WIN if I’ve ever seen one…
Burnout in the total literal meaning of the word. *Shakes head sadly* I don’t even get the thrill of burnouts, I mean, it wastes perfectly good tires, plus it’s bad for you suspension system and your engine (Did I spell that right!?!?)
Oh, and when I saw that it said that it was Mt. Warning, Australia, I instantly thought of the animated movie “Fern Gulley”…Anyone else seen that movie??
that car either did the donuts and was then burnt or didnt do
the marks. its facing the wrong way. the car did a dohnut
full lock left.
still fail.
Very nice observation, Cent!
i say epic fail.. as this holden maloo ute was obviously stolen.
taken for a joy ride. then burnt!
Burnout win!!
I heard of a burnout but this is ridicious.
doesnt look like a fail to me
its burnout,so the car burned out
Nobody Died, Right?
BURNout
I lol’d
this is more like a burndown
there are no shadows and the size of the car in the road??