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Which side of the fence are you on?
I’m on the bare bottomside.
Good fences make good neigh-bears.
snork!
hee!
… but I thought it was horses that went “neigh”
… and the pooh-bears “whinnie”
“So it does!” said Pooh. “It goes in!”
“So it does!” said Piglet. “And it comes out!”
“Doesn’t it?” said Eeyore. “It goes in and out like anything.”
That’s a useful, um, enclosure.
They’re free to be, man.
“Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him.
“I thought you were saying how sorry you were about my tail, being all numb, and could you do anything to help?”
“I never saw a more Spreading lot of animals in my life, and in all the wrong places.”
bearly free
Movin’ right along…
Only YOU can forget this ever happened.
oh great, now I’m playing with pun matches
Fozzie: [Gonzo takes a picture on the bus] Oh did I get my elbow in the shot?
Gonzo: Don’t worry, it adds human interest.
Fozzie: But I’m a bear.
Kermit giving directions to Fozzie.
Kermit: Bear left.
Fozzie: Right frog!
Free to be in a cage.
and bearly legal?
Free speech or free bear?
Free Bird!
*holds up lighter*
Free beer!!
Three beer?
*Goldi locks the cage*
you are such a wet blanket on our picnic
I am a golden meanie.
Halp! That little girl is after me now! Shes nothing but trouble, I hear!
if you hear unpleasantness, just drink… more! … beer!
(heh … I damn near googled “Justin Wright” … before realizing that just wouldn’t be the right just and right)
So, I got curious and did google his name. He was an animator for Pixar, died at age 27. WALL-E is dedicated to his memory.
Yeah, I did, too. Died young of a heart attack, but had lived more than half his life on “borrowed” time — having received a heart transplant at age 12. (And he’d gotten interested in animation during a visit to Pixar on a “Make a Wish” trip he was given.) RIP.
Where?
Free willy!
What’s the point after all that free beer?
…and I don’t think Brewski is around this weekend, anyway.
Free the bears, not the bares.
And now you’ll have to grin and bear a squeeze.
*squeeze*
*grins and bares*
Oooh…wait…um…
such a gigalo, I bearly know where to go
The last time I freed willy on demand I got arrested
a free hotel…
is your name aja like in colorado?
*headdesk*
One of us should have waited for Yay to post so we could have replied.
*facepalm*
Nice try. Now please, p*ss off.
I don’t get it.
It’s funny because an organization dedicated to liberating bears is sposoring an enclosure, which traps animals inside, possibly bears.
OMG! Funnyboi finally earns his Fail Blog salary!
when does he get his first raise?
about now:
first, he got 1 times nothing, now he’ll get even 50 times nothing!
What a salary-raise, is it not? =D
k-notty logic
I think it’s more than half!
…Well, that’s my opinion, anyway.
We are series. :[ 1/2+1/4+1/8+1/2^k ]:
∫(k=1..n) f(X(pun)) (x(k) – x(socks))=∑(n=1..flying) 1/n^s = ♥
If you would research the dancing bear industry you would see how a sanctuary enclosure would still be considered freedom when compared to being beaten, tortured, and forced to perform for human amusement.
My ex is dating a dancing bear?
My brother’s boyfriend is a bear. I don’t quite understand that whole scene myself, but… whatever works.
*donates lots of wax*
… ‘cuz bears like to honey comb their hair.
In the Honeycomb Hideout?
Actually, even though this is an enclosure, it is not ironic. In fact, this enclosure is certainly a better life than what the Moon Bears (Asiatic Bears) had before. This is probably a refuge for bears that were used in the bear bile trade. This trade keeps the bears in cages, from which they cannot even sit up, let alone stand and are in constant pain from having a hole cut in their bellies to remove bile from their gall bladders. THIS IS NOT A FAIL. Please everyone, research Moon Bears and see the real failure in this image.
Why do people just posts without even checking what they are posting?
It’s not hard to understand that animals born in captivity can’t be set free, but can be helped by living in a better place (without somebody sucking enzymes from your body while you are stil alive)
I’m starting to believe this blog is a fail.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that sign in real life, and it was containing wallabies, I think.
They are VERY different things (a zoo enclosure that promotes awareness, education and provides sanctuary VS near-torturous bear performing captivity) … however there is a sense of irony here :p
While ironic, this is actually true. Free the bears is an Aussie charity who works to free these poor bears from ‘crush cages’ and giving bile. Look it up. Technically, they are totally free compared to what they lived in.
This would be like PETA hosting a chicken BBQ, I suppose.
Or Greenpeace taking part in a whale hunt.
Or a union having as its motto, “Every man for himself”.
Or the Catholic Church turning a blind eye to child abuse…. Oh wait…
Zing!
Or a fail about a BMW.
Or a donkey being an ass.
Oh, wait …
Or the US Government sponsoring Guantanamo Bay. Oh, wait…
(Now that’s a sponsor fail.)
absolutely.
People Eating Tasty Animals.
pass the buns and mustard, will ya please?
oh, and bears are not tasty animals.
Too grizzly?
Too smokey?
lol … over browned.
you have such black humor
Too depressing?
Shut up and say “aaaaaahhhh”
skunky… like bad beer.
I have several friends that would disagree, having eaten bear and liked it.
Of course, I have another friend that got dry-humped by a bear at a “bear Wrestling” pit at a local festival, before such things got banned.
# Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above
Don’t enclose me #
♪ Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose ♪
♪And its gone… gone… going…
Gone… everything gone…♪
the red font-color of “fail” is ugly
would lime green suit you better?
no, it should be bear-brown
Ah! So THAT’S that fail! Funnyboi was completely wrong.
That sign is unbearable
The organization is cagey.
I wonder if they fence a lot of money for the fund…
How many fence posts can we get in this pun-run?
Lots, what with all the rapier wit and all.
What?
You just can’t help your fascination with things that scimitar and shine.
We’ll need a chain link.
I’m sure someone will POST as many as possible.
We already have some posters; I think we need more polars.
Would a large white bear that is attracted to both sexes be bipolar?
Their manic arctic antics may require antarctic-depressants.
no, that would be courtney love after too much to eat.
Wow I think you have broken three punruns on the same fail. You are hereby ordered to do the following:
1) Pay 1000 internets to the punrun foundation
2) Apologize to the failblog community by getting everyone a ham sandwich or a arden salad, their choice.
3) Safety.
*Inserts a ‘G’ into the above post very slowly.*
*en garden … très tard*
It’s asinine for an ursine.
The Philistines!
not a Kodiak moment then?
Nah, it could turn grizzly. I wouldn’t bring a Polar-oid.
The polar opposite, actually.
The antipodal antithesis, arctically.
You’re just opening up a caniforms.
I’m not too cynosure about that.
That’s some beary impressive vocabulary, Ms. Burglar.
I know you majored in French — did you Minor in Ursus?
I just dipped in a little.
You must have had a stellar guide.
Yes but I never took it siriusly.
hehehe.. you’re so majorly funny…
I see, more inimitable feline and nonesuch urusline than merely very bright canine.
dip and glide? that’s what happens when you have too many beers while dancing with the bears.
In spite of what you might have heard, bears aren’t really good dancers. They have two left feet.
And two rights for bearing arms.
from their site:
http://www.freethebears.org.au/assets/savedbear.jpg
The bears would probably be rescued from somewhere so would be unable to be released into the wild.
stop making sense!
Yeah! What’s up with that??
*gives ^^ a talking heads up*
Don’t worry..they have an escape claws.
And they’re very talonted escape artists.
They love to escape to the maul.
The wild??! (shudders)
I dont get it?
Funnyboi is currently unavailable due to tediousness of repeating same comment, made above.
the people who want them to be free paid for the cage… pendejo
Aww, that’s sweet. Now go eat sh!t and die.
Not you.
You can live.
jump off of a cliff
o_0
“N, no, not these ones. Some other ones somewhere.”
Where can we find the bears of necessity?
♪ Forget about your worries and your strife! ♪
Awesome brainworm…
I got it from a Jungle Book.
Will this thread keep Baloo-ning?
Depends on whether we get more spurs to jungle jangle jingle.
Should have let Anpu sponsor them and take caare of them. He’d make them into an awesome band.
Yeah this photo is kinda funny. But the story behind is much much less funny. Why don’t you look at the website on the photo to find out the meaning? And if you wanna know more how cruel some people are treating bears search for “moon bears”.
a bear shooting the moon is not a pretty picture.
“Who will help me post light banter in response to this funny and ironic sign?”
“Not I”, said the Hen.
“Not I”, said the fish.
“Not I”, said the fuzzy wuzzy bear.
“Not I”, said the mouse.
I’m Spartacus!
Wait..
Awesome. But wait, I don’t think …
This is a good example of irony.
Like rain on your wedding day?
Oh, wait…
Ten thousand spoons and all you need is a knife?
Nope.. not that either…
*flicks a black fly out of chardonnay*
I have no idea what you people are talking about.
*flicks drunken spider off fruit and cheese plate*
*flicks mouse out of sushi platter*
*flicks frog out of salad*
*posts picture on flickr*
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/10/09/restaurant-website-fail/
Those moon bears make me eye-runny
A koala lampoon?
*pops in*
And now…it’s STORYTIME!!
Last night I had a very weird dream. I dreamed that I was writing a new book, and that my main character was really overweight. Part of the story arc was how she comes to terms with her body, her self image, and the way she is treated in society, and the end of the book leaves the reader not knowing whether she decided to stay as she is or to lose weight and make a change in her life. The whole idea was that it didn’t matter which choice she made…she was still a strong, beautiful, amazing heroine and I didn’t want the reader to make any judgments about her based on that choice.
(Yeah, I know, but I DO write fantasy after all!)
So anyway, in my dream, I wrote this book, got it published and it did quite well. One night, while at home, I heard a knock at my door, so I went to open it. It was LCB. She was wearing a little black fuzzy kitteh-ear headband and she had my new book clutched to her chest. And the first thing she said when I opened the door was…
“Did she diet??”
(I swear, this is all true…this really was my dream and I didn’t make it up. Thank you, Failblog, for infiltrating my subconscious so thoroughly!)
*pops back out to go see “9″ with friends*
Oooo! Tell the story again!!!
*sigh*
I was hoping this one would disappear like most of the others.
*headdesk*
*bukkits*
*pops in*
And now…it’s STORYTIME!!
Last night I had a very weird dream. I dreamed that I was writing a new book, and that my main character was really overweight. Part of the story arc was how she comes to terms with her body, her self !mage, and the way she is treated in society, and the end of the book leaves the reader not knowing whether she decided to stay as she is or to lose weight and make a change in her life. The whole idea was that it didn’t matter which choice she made…she was still a strong, beautiful, amazing heroine and I didn’t want the reader to make any judgments about her based on that choice.
(Yeah, I know, but I DO write fantasy after all!)
So anyway, in my dream, I wrote this book, got it published and it did quite well. One night, while at home, I heard a knock at my door, so I went to open it. It was LCB. She was wearing a little black fuzzy kitteh-ear headband and she had my new book clutched to her chest. And the first thing she said when I opened the door was…
“Did she diet??”
(I swear, this is all true…this really was my dream and I didn’t make it up. Thank you, Failblog, for infiltrating my subconscious so thoroughly!)
*pops back out to go see “9″ with friends*
(And apologies AGAIN for the potential double post, since I used the “i” word again and didn’t catch it the first time!)
*ROFFLE!* “Did she diet???”
Hee! Beautiful!!
That’s kinda weird because I had a dream about FailBlog last night also. I don’t remember the details but I do remember waking up and marveling at the infiltration of my subconscious.
’strooth!
On a serious note and will not be read by DW. I wonder how much is this self mirrored? is that the word.
*facepalm*
I only read the last part of the dream lol eg:”she was still a strong, beautiful, amazing heroine and I didn’t want the reader to make any judgments about her based on that choice.” that part EMP.
Mine had French subtitles. Hi 5 eagles, what is c.c.c.?
C C C
o a l
o t u
l s b
Wanna join Kellyhaveago we have a web site too.
http: // coolcatscentral. webs.com/ leave out spaces
So stupid.
^ That comment didn’t seem to be of signifigance. ^
Thanks Qwaz you are a warrior.
no calling the C.C.C. stupid
It does look like a typing stutter though!
You speak french Kellyhaveago?. Subtitles in a dream represent the step we go in our lives of frustration does that make sense?
I was just referring to the flood of French from yesterdays fail. I`ll have a look at ccc and c what there is to c
LMAO Kellyhaveago you have a wonderful sense of humour.
takes an unearned bow
C.C.C. ftw
Clickey name it will take you to the website
great idea…but it only has 2 members! Who does member 1 talk to if member 2 decides to leave? Or am I missing something here?
i noticed that too but i havn’t had time to register so in going now
links wrong
wrong again dam
forget it
*sigh*
that should be right
I had a dream about the show detective conan. I was in it. I don’t remeber much now.
Please do give a rating for nine I was considering seeing it, maybe even this evening.
Oh and for this story, are you going to write it. Seems to have a great premise and all.
Oh the permeation of failblog into your dreams and the seemingly relevant nature of your dreams seems to be your subconscious venting on the last couple of fails. Though to do it in your art form, that, that is so awesome.
If you wrote the story would you author line it as the Sleeping Dragon? Seeming as it came from your online persona and while asleep?
Well, you know, they say the idea for “Twilight” came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream. And look how well that book’s done.
I see. Like a Salvador Dali painting: It doesn’t make any sense, and the reality is distorted quite a lot.
Salvador Dali paintings are of optical illusions?
i dreamt about twilight last night
Draco Dormiens?
If she was fat she wasn’t beautiful…. (exits pursued by a bear)
Fail.
Too subtle eh?
Not your most extraordinary rendition there.
Ha ha. Sorry. V late where I am (land of the free health care). Must go to bed and dream up a better story.
Good plan … and here’s hoping we all go to health.
Optimistic or Paradox?……You decide.
optidox
good one *squeeze*
Real bear hugs are often fatal
Its Australian, it means “bears later”.
:eyeroll:
fact: a bears natural prey is the picnic basket
Which is weird, because it’s also the ant’s natural pray.
They must pray to their human gods for their own baskets.
“People” have taken quite a bashing lately from the environmentalists, it`s nice to know at least some species might be giving us some credit.
(flicks ant out of sandwich)
Convergent evolution, interesting.
Or, are bears in fact millions of ants in furry pyjamas?
(Shudder)
shuffles into corner away from aforementioned ant
(sighs)
it`s so sad to think that our only enduring legacy, in the grand scheme, might be the picnic basket.
(takes down posters of Karl Marx, Bob Dylan, Beth Ditto and replaces with Philleas Fogg crisp packet
Oh we are responsible for alot more than the picnic basket.
Our lasting legacy will include the Shamwow collection from the Blog.
yknow I do hope somebody will timecapsule this stuff , it`s humanity at its best
Or worst…
*hides the potatoes*
*hides custard*
…and that is why I have twinklyfairydust!
*produces custard minus ants*
yay no ants thats why i hid the custard
twinklyfairydust, is it safe to get the picnic basket out then?
no there are still bears
It is fairy dust, not bear repellant, sorry!
eats conjured custard
dusty
I never comment on this site but I often enjoy. Anyway, this image has the kind of twisted commentary that I wish more images had. Very clever thing to bring to light. A+.
What! This organization rescues bears from bad homes, gets them off the black market, saves abandoned bears, etc. When they get rescued they can’t just release them into a bad environment.
its like Dracula being in charge of a blood donation scheme, likewise Britney Spears single handedly running a fertility clinic. The latter seems to be doing well
Amen, brother. I couldn’t have said it myself.
^ has chosen not to better herself
WHAT!
boo, failblog fails at conservation.
fishie trolls without hesitation.
Oh, wow. We have a rap superstar in our midst.
Fishes ain’t nothin’ but hos and tricks
Jesus, Eeyore, lay off the Crown Royal.
Hey! Play Free Bear!
Hey Qwaz!
*squeezes*
I want to do the random video today. If anyone remembers how mad I was a few fails ago because Apple stole my money, then I have a tip for everyone:
Your the judge of what you think of it…
Blaaargh!
*Mops up blaaargh and “your” and replaces it with shiny new “you’re.”*
Eh. Don’t want. I’m perfectly happy with a Nano.
…But something ALWAYS welcome:
*Squeezes*
How’s things?
I’m just doing this to Jailbreak it.
*Begins cell talk*
Oh shit, nanotechnology from Marvin. We’re dooooooooooooooomed
This looks very familiar.
It’s hard to tell from the photo, but I think I’ve been to this place in Laos.
For the record, these guys try to intercept baby bears who have been orphaned by poachers and are being sent to bile farms or other such horrible fates. They rehabilitate them back to health
That doesn’t change the irony of the sign, but I feel like it still should be pointed out.
Yeah, it’s outside Luang Prabang, Laos at the Kuang Sri Waterfall. I’ve been there too. And the enclosure is huge. Tons of room to run around. Beautiful place, actually.
fails like this make me want to cry
i know right
Well, I won’t judge either of you lurkers’ masculinity on my blog, I promise.
a reluctant sponsor
We seem to have established that YAY the sign is ironic on first viewing, but makes sense and testifies to the awesomeness at work after a bit of thought.
We have funny AND awesome in one place!
THIS. IS. SPARTACUS.
Oh, I’m such a fool.
Why didn’t I just keep my mouth shut and carry on with life?
HERE. I. AM.
Just be glad I ate her.
She is.
What happened to the formatting?
Comment No. 31? WTF??! *facepalm*
This is just giving the trolls ammo. As if they needed any extra?
*facepalm*
It’s PETA’s fault! What a ‘tard!
*Is doing anything to take her mind off her Essay*
*Bare wrestles*
the company is asian
Yeah, this is more of a hospital enclosure, after the bears have been freed from those bile duct farms. If I were a bear, I’d much rather be in this fence than in a box with a tube stuck in my gut.
Reminds me of the animal planet cops that go and rescue pit bulls from bad conditions, only to bring them back to the pound and euthanize them.
Fail Pic Fails since it’s a repeat pic.
Once captive animals become adults, it’s impossible to release them into the wild because they won’t know how to survive. If there was an animal organization stupid enough to go about freeing adult animals, they would be effectively killing them by starvation. Unfortunately, many people don’t realise that, so many “environmentalists” end up being more cruel than “people who hate animals” – they practically guarantee any animal they release will lead a short and unhappy life as it desperately searches the forests and hills for their food bowl.
Luckily enough, the Free the Bears Foundation is not so stupid, and is therefore willing to sponsor large enclosures which ensure these bears can live out their lives in peace and happiness. And a great deal more peace and happiness than any natural environment is prone to give them.
So this is not a fail. It’s actually the best thing to do. (it just sounds weird).
I just dont think this one is a true fail…. Those are moon bears, used as bile bears, they are freeing them from the horror of having their bile drawn every week for “medicine” In cruel fashions.
Wow.. Lol
There are similar signs at a zoo/wildlife sanctuary I went to in Cambodia. It’s pretty much what the smart commenters above. The bears in the enclosure have been rescued from many cruel situations and are unable to be released into the wild. I don’t like this fail. Be a little smarter next time fail blog. This one is a fail.
@Paperdaisiescreations – Yeah, that’s one of the signs at the wildlife sanctuary near Phnom Penh.
Free the Bears is a fantastic organization that is doing a lot to free bears from dumbass Chinese “medicine.”