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Now in Drool flavor!
Also, Cod Liver Oil Flavour!
And short bus window flavor
*a kid* Mommy says I ride the short bus because I’m specials.
Your mommy also says she loves you. So I guess she lies a lot, doesn’t she? =)
*kid cries*
Family plus pop-tard
the printer is a Re-Tard
you just ruined the joke. Thanks
yummy!!!
yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy…
I liked it better when I didn’t know that..
dont understand this 1 :<
“bing” images for «tard»
You must like Pop-Tards then
Pop-tards = popular tards, right?
Like Tyra banks, right?
W-I-N
WINNN. 8D
Describes the present POP scene well.
`tard is an abbreviation for retard. keeping with the theme of the last post!
soooo… if you put it back into the toaster it becomes a re-tard?
Very clever, but unfortunately…
…YOU’RE A TOWEL!
Pop-Tards
We all know one.
I AM A POP-TARD.
I FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT THERE WAS A FAIL DEDICATED MY SPECIES, THE SPECIES OF POP-TARD.
Nah.
Can’t wait till evolution catches up to your species
perhaps it is the flavor?
would make more sense if the sign said “pop-turd” in front of the fudge flavor.
chocolate fudge, no less.
agreed my momma doesn’t let me eat any of that sugary crap.
poptards indeed.
Or Poop-Tarts . . .
Then you are a Fail-tard!
lmao it right infront of you, whats not to get? XD
lolz wtf
XD! I call brilliant.
You called?
You asked?
Are you screening me?
*takes notes*
No, don’t worry. Continue to act as you always do.
Arthur Eld is right. There’s absolutely nothing to worry about.
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I’ll carry on being stupid, making grammatical errors and nesting in the wrong place then.
*squeeze*
pasgheti, specials, thankys, owys, sowy,…and so ons
*squeezys*
*squeezers* *huge Failblog Failers Squeeze* see you in ten hours! *falls into blissful unconsciousness*
Squeezer!? But I barely know’er!
You rang?
Pfft! Don’t bother. It’s just like ‘whack a mole’ but more expensive.
But I like ‘whack a mole.’
You’re thinking of ‘spank the monkey’.
lawls. WIN
How are things in whack-a-mol-ee?
It is green and smells of advocado.
I see no fail here, simply honest advertising
except when you bite down on a tard there`s more bony bits
your pop has boney bits?
Hell yeah! I nearly choked!
you see no fail? you need to look at what it says…
either that or you have failed and commented on the wrong picture
Wer bitte frisst denn sowas?
Was?
Wer frisst denn sowas?
Es heißt übrigens auch “Wie bitte?” und nicht “Was?”
was – er
re-tarts
SweeTarts
False Tarts
^^ MIss Tarts
Graphic Tarts
Family tart-en
Jam tarts
Oops, wrong thread. Bucket?
Mr. Tarts
This is just simply poor taste.
I’m issuing a tardy slip.
oh fudge…
The lack of mental thought in this brand is disturbing.
The creator must of been a bit tart. O_O
leo tards ohhhhh they feel so good next to your skin.
Please fellow FBers don’t bud in front of me today.
They don`d do thad do they?
Yes they do Kellyhaveago. Good morning *squeeze*
Ooh, I`ve never been squeezed before, er…”gentle back-pat.” Good morning 5 eagles
Ummm no *squeeze* back Kellyhaveago ? Come and sit and we will talk about what ever pops up LOL.
lol squeeze, only joking.
this is a new brand of pop-tarts for retards – they don’t have square corners like regular pop-tarts in case they poke themselves in the eye with it or something like that…..
which could be especially lethal if they were frozen…..
lol
Tards lol
Fail indeed. I only pay $2 for my Pop-Tarts
The fail here is that there are very overpriced retarded dads.
That’s not fair for us! *squeeze and kisses* They’re overpricing!
Gee Alice I miss your long explanation of things. These one liners are not cutting it lol. Good morning.
Let me rephhrase that. The fail here is that they are selling retarded fatheres. The worst part is they’re overpriced too! There’s no need to make it hard on the rest of us.
Pops are tards — Moms are tarts.
Now fuzz play nice lol.Good morning Fuzz ot Conept.
*pops 5eagles a toast*
What are we toasting Oh Great Fuzz? Long live failblog?
the sweet fruitfulness of our ancestors
What nation are you from fuzz?
Penobscot. And you?
Ojibwa and Mohawk and Cree. Penobscot wow the few and proud!
*ponders on same question*
Comment 27! Morning guys….
Bad news: Bad pricing on Pop Tart… maybe I shall pay $3 to that…
Good morning Timothy of fail. I only pay $1.99 for poptards when they go on sale. I hate the chocolate one.
But I love chocolate…
Gee Timothy umm I liked that song, very political/moral song.
The young mans voice was very different.
Good morning 5 eagles C.C.C. , don’t forget your good morning squeeze.
*squeeze*
Good morning ShadowtheSniper! *squeeze*. I recruited one more C.C.C member .
Cool——aid man OOOOO-YEAH!
rofl
Someone is selling Britney Spears?
she’s a tart but not necessarily a tard. for that, may I suggest Chris Brown?
Ooh, what flavors are there? Spears, Hilton, the possibilities are endless!
You forgot Griffin.
For all who don’t get it,
I never get it sadly, my computer doesn`t show pic`s placed in posts.
In that episode he got easily… OOO shiny red ball *runs across the street*
well, er, thanks anyway…enjoy your ball
The real reason it’s a FAIL is because the Chocolate Fudge flavor Pop-Tarts taste so bad!
Would you like s’more?
I love the blueberry flavor……hmmmm blueberry flavor *mouth drools*
*hand shamwow to Shadowthesniper here bro clean up after yourself!
k, thank you.
For when your family condoms plus retard fail.
Mom and pop tard`s first choice for family planning +
condom mints?
“Fishermans-Friend”? for the se(a)men.
Warm fuzzy feeling?
You mean after hateful slurs below from Shadow? Well I did ask for it I guess, I`ll live
Ok, got it, Fuzzy
WETARD
WIITard?
One who is extremely bad at Wii games?
I tard
You tard
We all tard
for pop tards
LMAO good one shadowthesniper pops shadowthesniper a toast!
thank you
*squeeze*
a tard-is what a tard-is
Pop-Tards – I guess they must be delivered in the short truck.
how specials they are
I guess I am good at making Dumb@$$ remarks.
better than a “pop turd”
Or doghnut made wholely crap
After a long-overdue suppository
You need a avatar Kellyhaveago!. gravator.com?
You mean gravatar.com.
Hmmm, I`m becoming attached to my mustard coloured splat, maybe after a bit more redicule?
You want some ridicule, I’ll give you ridicule
The name is tacky and hateworthy.
Warm fuzzy feeling
That’s what I thought when I saw this sign
!
I guess the pooptarts of long ago have been forgotten.
And yesterdays last fail seems to have taught us nothing.
♪ Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away… ♪
♪but now there to stay…♪
you were a little off key, but not bad.
We learned some French, didn’t we?
Oui.
Hablas en engles por favor.
Warum??
Que?
wut!!!
I take spanish class.
Translation of what I said earlier:
(first comment):
Speak in english please.
(second comment):
What?
Kaa! (means no).Good morning General and failblog treasuer bondfan4518 of the 3rd witty comments countering trolls division earl of hungton on the thames bff news reporter the speaker of the house big brother the president bissau frank sintra john adam.
Good morning Avis. I am glad you popped in.
Dont’cha mean “pooped” in?
Good morning Sayg’night gracie. Yes I think both can be used!
Good morning Sayg’night gracie. *squeeze*
(I also will say good morning Avis)
Good morning Avis.
*squeeze*
Lol!
Pop!
lollypop
Clickie my name.
Chuckles. Had to watch the whole thing
I didn’t know they had that kind of technology back then to put words on the screen?
Trop tard.
Trump tard.
Pop terd.
Pork nerd
Dork herd.
*snork* Word!
Spork curd.
That’s tradic.
lol … that’s epic.
The Fail is the $2.69…my god that’s pricey for Pop-Tarts! I buys mines fors $2.00!
In American or Canadian $$?
makes me hungry for another retard sandwich
*puts on scholarly robes and rakish beret*
*nibbles on the end of a baguette*
Guys, guys. Don’t you know that Pop-Tard is French for “Breakfast Later”?
Le sheesh.
I tried one of these…it got stuck in the toaster.
Le petite jejeuner.
damn tards first they take our condoms, now our food.
more like pop turds
lol… lmao… thats just perfect!
They need to separate the fails and the engrish a bit better.
These pastries take an hour to toast….
oh look another photoshop. failblog fail.
while my tard gently weeps…
I look at the world and the microwave is turning
While my toaster gently weeps
This would be funny if it actually seemed like it was a mistake. It looks like someone just printed a funny sign and then taped it in. Stores don’t use tape on signs like that…
if someone wanted to do that, surely they’d make something wittier…
i didn’t even notice it at first. i thought the fail was that none of that shit should be eaten for breakfast (or at all if it can be helped).
Am I the only one who “Pop-Tardis” first by mistake?
Yes.
best. fail. evar!!
POP-tart the better way to get laid!
Don’t know what’s worse, the typo or the price. $2.69 for 8 PT’s?! And the sign makes it look like they’re on sale. Just bought two boxes at my local (PA) Giant yesterday. $1.99/box. NOT on sale. They usually get put on special at 2/$3. That’s less than 19 cents per tart. Word.
POPtards: People who email you chain letters, urban legends and other crap.
I feel like death just warmed over me
So I guess we’re expected to put idiots in toasters now?
mikey way took that picture and put it on his twitter! xD
So, if we eat the pop-tards regularly, we’ll become twice as retardid as we are now? Hey mom! I’ve just became an idiot!
Think if you eat them, you pretty much are….
I don’t see this as a fail.. They seem to be describing the taste.. Those things are disgusting
whoever eats these are pop-tarded…
Heh, 69…
Those are really expensive. I wouldn’t buy them even if they were Pop-Tarts…
Pop them in your tards!
“special” toaster pastries
Maby this is the knock-off brand
THAT ALMOST SPELLS POP-TURDS