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Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby light your fire.
I’m a black door man ..?
It’s better to burn out, than to fade away.
This is the end.
Break on through to the other side!
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors.
~Jim Morrison
“If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear as it is — on fire, baby”. ~ William Blake, sort of
I have only one burning desire, let me stand next to your fire.
I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.
~Dolly Parton
That’s the cup de gros!
That cup runneth over!
That’s some brazier.
*snork!*
heated adoration
A fiery passion
..behind closed doors?
A burn that dare not speak its name
You get me so hot – I adoor you.
I heat to say this but I don’t adoor you
Egress I put it in the wrong place
She is portally insulted by your mistake.
That could bring another dimension to the topic.
She’s not entranced with him.
E’gate, neither would I be!
Meh, if so, she knows where the exit is.
Come on, let’s not ausgang up on her!
What made you think einganging up on her?
Make ‘em walk the Maximum Plank!
Exit light.
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head!
*hides*
enter night!
burn!!
bum!!
butt!
boob!!
bob?
Hang on I thought smoking was banned indoors (in most places)
Some people do it anyway when they’re in a jamb.
In fact, their plans may hinge on it when the heat is on.
But can they really handle it?
Knob always.
It’s just an outlet for their fiery ten o’clock habits.bore!
*Takes bore! for a lintel bit of a walk*
I find it ajaring how many people sneak smokes behind doors.
Come on fire, light my baby
♪♫ Better throw her in the water
*eyes FOTC’s new name*
Ahem ?
♪♫ This kind of experience
Is necessary for your learning
Sorry, didn’t know the song. Just disliked the idea of Brian being burnt.
I’m Brian ..and so’s my wife!!
I heat you
I heat NY?
Today, I hearth NY.
Ha! Probably the same builder that put carpet in my bathrooms….
*gags*
Worst idea ever!
Is making fun of the carpet a rug burn?
Not if you rub your fuzz on it, first.
He’s more of a muncher.
I’m told chicks dig guys that eat out.
^ She’s a delicacy.
The carpet matches the drapes, but not the upholstery!
Where there’s smoke there’s fail.
Better watch what you heat, FatDragon.
*dials 3333*
I just want you to be on stand-by. We’ll need you sometime soon.
*dials “666″*
Hey, can you turn down the HEAT?
Sorry we are going around in circles down here.
Danté argue with me!
T-Minos thirty seconds to ignition…
*Rubs two styx together*
Er. . . a little help here Dragon.
Hee! Back ten minutes and I need the bukkit already.
Sorry Khaaaaaaan.
Pluto plot go plop.
Our heating is a devil to operate
Do you live out in the Styx or something?
Yes, just Charon and I.
♪♫ Just me and you and a dog named
BlueCerberus.I see Cerberus has been scratching at the door to be let out again.
Yeah, but there’s absolute pandemonium when he gets loose.
He has hades walk today anyway.
He would have like more Goths to chase however.
Hey (Beelze) Bub, I resemble that remark!
*liked
^ likes to VisitGoths
I thought this thread was going to Helvetii.
… in a Hun basket.
I had a heated conversation with my door.
did the door die?
did or die?
I tried to have a conversation with my door one time. Wooden you know it? It slammed in my face.
At least you were trying to open channels for communication.
I filed a lawsuit against it. I’d never been through something like that before. My lawyer told me it was an open and shut case. But it never went before the judge — the docket was too jambed.
I hope your lawsuit did not hinge on expect testimony.
do-or die
My open door policy backfired
♪ I’m an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
little pig little pig let me in
not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!
(clickie clickie!!)
not by the hair of my chiny chin chin (clickie!! clickie!!)
I think their barbecue is to close to the door?
*grabs marshmallows*
*squeaks*
Gerroff!
*does it s’mores*
… and there will be s’mores where this came from.
Prescient!
*graham cracker squeeze*
There’s s’mores where that came from.
*runs in with chocolate bars*
Why hello, Moomin! Come here for a big
licksqueeze!This is s’more than I can handle!
*squeezes between AA and Ms B to make good his escape*
*hides behind door*
*sniff sniff*
Can you smell burning sugar?
AAAH!!! Lightly toasted, not burnt!!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
*dials 3333*
*throws hot chocolate on flames*
Is this going to help?
C’mon peeps, how can you do this to a marshmallow?
*moominsqueeze*
I suppose constantly being chased by graham-cracker-and-chocolate-wielding assailants is even worse than having your pants constantly stolen. Blog life can be difficult.
Them’s the breaks when you’re as tasty as he is.
*tastes jam*
Mmm! Strawberry??
Yes yes! I’m very
hungryhappy to see you!!Now some flaming retard is gonna need some flame retardant.
this is a burning incentive?
There’s certainly incentive to censure the insensitive censer.
..how very excentric
Concentrated extremism in defense of concentric fire extinction is no vicious eccentricity circle.
*stuffs meat in the door*
Only you would think of that, Granny.
I second that motion LOL gees whiz grannycatflap!
That door is in heat
I think something else was in heat – hence the hole….
..oh hey, that’d be grannycatflap..
*points upwards*
Now there’s a good way to burn your house down!
Hey if they were planning to burn it down,
………then that’d make this a win!
That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted flames on the doors, dawg!
Pimp my interior doors?
It’s obviously a microsoft firewall.
Oh, a slow burner. I get it now.
I had it once..
Quick, pass it on!
Chill out, it’s not that important.
I only fire on the one cyclinder, you know that.
My cylinder was burning, but the doctor gave me some cream.
Flaming heck!!! You could have told me that before you smacked my box up.
You said you were ready for the burn.
ouch
Char, of course, but I didn’t think you meant that type.
Does it burn when you pee? You might need an anitbiotic.
Not yet but if it does, I’ll… Grrr, that torrid Moomin!
*shakes fist*
Could be just a yeast infection. Throw it in the oven and see if you get muffins!
*barf*
My house has a problem with backfiring.
You should move out of that van down by the river.
He should be motivatin over the hill.
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’BANG!
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
photoshopped for sure…
*coughs*
lol
*raises eyebrow*
*makes note in logbook*
Captains log??
…just the one eyebrow?
*wishes for more than one brow…* |:-)
Hey, she put a lot of effort into raising that monobrow using tipp-ex and a sharpie.
How ungrateful are you?
Hey, I’m full of greats!
*ahem*
..but seriously, the brow shift was a good move.
No, really
Yes, but Really?
No, really!
Really, Really like ‘Really’ or just ”Really”?
Well I was trying to impart some warming gesture of appreciation, though now, the validity of the point seems somewhat lost..
..’though not totally.
Yes totally!
*steals logbook*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*begins reading*
Hey what is this crap?!
“……It’s a win I’m sure of it!”…[idiot]
“……photoshopped for sure…*coughs* lol” [Z the Pee stinks]
*yoinks logbook*
*makes note of stinkweed*
That logbook is a WIN!
Oh noes! What happened to your custard?
I just had to make some more, It is not demonic ectoplasm in any way, ……Promise
*tastes custard*
Whipped custard Brewski?
I don’t believe it’s a controlled demolition.
Or insurance payment win?
doOr insurance payment win??
That took a while to happen- obviously they didn’t care.
Totally off topic warning: Brewski, I saw a pic at ICHC that made me think of you! Clickie! (SFW)
The bottom one’s Brewski…
Haha! Ya know, I’ve totally forgotten how in heck that whole bit got started. I’m afraid to ask. I thought Ms B was the first to go streaking, but I’m not sure.
Some very interesting points raised here, which has got me thinking!
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
~George Carlin
You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
~ Henrik Ibsen
Believe me, I fully subscribe to this wisdom.
We like that about you.
*squeeze*
Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B
A pirate captain spotted an English vessel over the horizon. The captain told the first mate to set a course to pursue the vessel and to retrieve his red shirt from the cabin. The first mate does as he is told and the pirate ship catches the vessel and they board and plunder it.
The next week the captain spots two English vessels just over the horizon and the captain once again tells his first mate to set an intercept course for the vessels and to get him his red shirt. This time the first mate asks the captain why he wears the red shirt. To which the captain says, “in case I am wondered in the fight, that the men don’t see me bleed.” With this the first mate retrieves the captains red shirt and set an intercept courses for the two English vessels. After an intense fight both vessels are subdued and plundered.
Three weeks later the pirate captain spots an English armada sailing full speed in their direction. The Captain calls his first mate over. The first mates says “Captain, do you want me to bring you your red shirt?”
To which the captain replies, “Yes, and also bring me my brown pants.”
*squeeze!*
Dave Allen?
That wisdom will take the fight for truth and freedom forward in great strides
FRIES!!
FRIGHT?
FRITES!!
FRIST!!!1!!elebenty!!
Fieriest!!! flammability TO THE MAX!!!
What do prize fighters fight?
Baby oil.
Acne??
Good to see that people still know what they are talking about. So much BS around these days!
The stupid… it burns!!!
The poor inhabitant fellow
Was quick to learn and wise to know.
And keenly felt the friendly glow,
And softer flame;
But thoughtless follies laid him low,
And stain’d his frame.
~ Burns
*toasts*
Actually I think it’s the heater itself that’s a fail, and it needs to be fixed ASAP. A baseboard heater should never get hot enough to cause bad scorching like that. None of ours does, even when there’s a dresser or something that we had to put in front, yet they heat the rooms just fine. Wood has to get pretty hot to char (though I realize that door is likely to be a very cheap veneer).
Bad baseboard heater, bad! Bad cheap door, bad!
*looks around the pic to find other things to scold*
Bad industrial linoleum tiles, bad!
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way!”
~Jessica Rabbit
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
George Carlin
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Thank you and have a lolful day.
Bad placement… bad suit
RIP 9/11 victims!
Architectural design FAIL!!!
Why would they have the door open if they were trying to heat up the room? It’s more like “heater usement fail”.
Did those pop-tards cause the architects to design the room like it is?
That’s hot
My whole freaking house is built like this…
“Isn’t that dangerous?” “nah I’m 37% sure nothing will happen”
that looks like my apartment bathroom in newyork. it even had the heater behind the door
REVENGE OF THE HEATER!!!!!!