Comments on: Condom Brand Fail

By: Conor

Conor — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:37:13 +0000

later, you moron

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:46:00 +0000

that’s just bad in 2 ways

By: Duckie

Duckie — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:22:51 +0000

This is not a fail this is just rude

By: TryedIt@Home

TryedIt@Home — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:15:56 +0000

This is what you get for being cheap with your condoms

By: mp76

mp76 — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:26:22 +0000

I’m French and “Plus retard” does not mean anything in french.
“Plus tard” = Later, not “Plus retard”.
It should be written / read as “Family Plus – Retard” and not “Family – Plus Retard” to make sense to me.
The french word “retard” associated with condoms means that it will extend the thing (nothing to do with the fact of postponing the creation of your family ).

By: Bites.

Bites. — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:58:37 +0000

I think it’s in French. Plus retard would mean slower, I believe.

By: Ethre Stroh

Ethre Stroh — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:43:16 +0000

You always feel pleasure of intercourse with branded condom like max pro and other .

By: Starpansy

Starpansy — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:12:26 +0000

French? I can only safely assume, although in English it’s very fail.

By: meh

meh — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:45:15 +0000

How is this a fail? It’s French for ‘extra slow’, or ‘extra late’

By: Ward

Ward — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:18:06 +0000

Jesus Christ you people are all stupid as hell. Family is the BRAND of the condom, not part of the name. Just like Trojan, or LifeStyles or anything. ‘Plus retard’ means ‘more delay’. i.e. it’s a climax control lubricant. It doesn’t mean “Family Later” it means “Hey our brand is call FAMILY and these condoms will make you CUM LESS QUICKLY.” Unbelievable.

By: April

April — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:28:58 +0000

It’s French – “plus retard” means later, aka Family Later, sex now. The only thing retarded about it is reading it in English. Lol.

By: Kaylyssa

Kaylyssa — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:26:22 +0000

Um “plus retard” just means “later” in french. Not anything along the lines of “stop it a lot”. In French, it’s not funny or a joke at all, simply “Family Later”= condoms! Why pretend to know French?!

By: nettik

nettik — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:01:39 +0000

this is french: “plus retard” means something along the lines of “stop it a lot” so it actually does make sense: “family plus retard” = this product will protect well against you starting a family. Read in French=win. Read in English=LOL

By: PC Geek

PC Geek — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:17:45 +0000

What did they want to say

By: robert

robert — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:40:14 +0000

isn’t that what we’re we’re trying to avoid here…?

By: butthole

butthole — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:54:17 +0000

IT’S FRENCH

By: nom nom kitty

nom nom kitty — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:18:32 +0000

I would buy that movie! oh its a brand of condoms…….

By: vinny

vinny — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:18:20 +0000

“en retard” means late. “plus retard” means later. “Family plus retard” means Family Later. As in, wear these, and you won’t be starting a family until later.

By: vinny

vinny — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:14:32 +0000

Those who think this is a fail have failed. “Family plus retard” in french means “Family later”, which makes perfect sense. So, to everyone who replied to this photos without knowing what it meant, FAIL.

By: Nulono

Nulono — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:01:33 +0000

The pro-choice *wouldn’t* have a retarded family.

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Haxored 1337 A8SRF7SRTYWSRE09W — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:20:22 +0000

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By: j

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:38:37 +0000

FAIL in English only. It make perfect sense in French. It means Family later.

By: Jensalik

Jensalik — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:58:42 +0000

Retard (lat. having slow effect) is a medical term. So it’s just dumb to giggle about it like a little schoolgirl.

So what will come next? If some dumbass decides flower is the new word for ass will you laugh about it. And what’s so funny about the sun’s satelite Uranus?

GROW UP!

By: laymen view

laymen view — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:07:13 +0000

this is an interesting topic. Thanks to condom failure,otherwise
I wont be writing this message.

By: Ward

Ward — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:20:44 +0000

Clearly most of the people who are seeing this don’t speak french.
It doesn’t say anything about mental retardation, it says ‘plus retard’, which in french means ‘more delay’. Essentially these condoms are the performance enhancement ones. It makes sense in France, where they would sell these.

By: bobby joe

bobby joe — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:45:04 +0000

My god, they messed up the comments sections. Comments on the right side are compressed, and are hidden on the right side by some white, and when I type this comment down, the typing space is too long, so there’s automatic scrolling as I type down. Bring back the old comment engine! That’s no good!

By: Mr.Levi

Mr.Levi — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:06:02 +0000

besides wikipedia….
*slaps forehead*

By: Rita

Rita — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:39:55 +0000

LMAO.

I saw that at the supermarket and was like… WTF??

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:22:09 +0000

Tell that to Wikipedia

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:21:25 +0000

*high five* Someone else noticed.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:49:35 +0000

Shouldn’t that be preferred prodigy project?

By: Mr.Levi

Mr.Levi — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:34:45 +0000

*kicks Steve in leg*
grammar doesn’t matter on the internet stupid!

By: Cannibale

Cannibale — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:32:52 +0000

Oh I see, there’s a blonde on the cover. That makes sense.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:24:32 +0000

You’re.
Grammar fail.

By: Rach

Rach — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:23:22 +0000

I was just about to say that. It’s pretty obvious when you look at the smaller words.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:53:23 +0000

Condom fail

By: Mr.Levi

Mr.Levi — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:49:31 +0000

so your a retard?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:37:37 +0000

‘Doctor, my wife smokes after sex, what should I do?’
‘Use a better lubricant’

By: Cait

Cait — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:37:24 +0000

Actually Retard is a word in french, it means late.

It says “Family later”

Bad choice for the frenchies, but who’s surprised?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:35:11 +0000

Well with a name like Johnny he’d be sure to know what a condom was. Or don’t it mean that in America?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:31:28 +0000

Your gf must actually be a woman though, surely. Or does she prefer ‘bird’, ‘tart’, ‘floozie’,'lady’,'ho’, ‘beatch’, or ‘girl’? Does the word ‘woman’ not mean an adult female human any more? Is there a new word I don’t know about? Also isn’t she offended by being called a gf, rather than, say, a ‘partner’?

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:47:41 +0000

That’s the brand I use! This made me so happy! Safe sex FTW!!! DD

By: gregorsamsa

gregorsamsa — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:00:48 +0000

its in french. plus retard (ploo re-tarh) means they last longer. and the fact that theyre french might explain why they were dumb enough to name themselves family…

By: bouttime

bouttime — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:13:39 +0000

Good God – thank heavens someone finally pointed it out! I’m reading the label thinking “okay, it’s a very literal brand name for a condom — Family much later….not seeing the fail here”

I’d label this as a language comprehension fail!

By: JMixx

JMixx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:23:39 +0000

Boy, you’re no fun at all! Can I be like you? (<—ironic, because this comment isn't funny)

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:11:59 +0000

Tu es en retard.
(C’est portugais.)

By: Foreign Language

Foreign Language — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:49:22 +0000

Oh wonderful! I thought I was the only one who knew!

By: Foreign Language

Foreign Language — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:45:04 +0000

Wow. I can’t believe that after all the comments on this thread, no one has figured this out: The “plus retard” means “much later in French”
Being mentally retarded means suffering from some amount of mental delays, a 30 year old who has the mentality of a 7 year old, for example.
But if you say “je suis retard” in French, you are saying that you are late, as in not on time; you would not be calling yourself retarded.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:21:57 +0000

… and your speedo area??

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:07:41 +0000

Don’t taste me, bra!