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I could have that book licked in no time!
Something light to flick through.
For the longer ones, use The Cliff notes – or you can jump ahead right to the climax if you want to get through quicker.
are you sure?
I don`t want to see a comment : “I don`t get it. Please explain!” …
On failblog Trolls will make you scream
You failed the subject. Go see the tutor.
Lets just hope you understood what was my intention
… Is a sex joke is’nt it?.. sucks to be 10..
Let me open that for you…
This subject gets me so excited
Hahaha… I’m so pleased to see this… as this is my school.
U of A for the win. Or rather, Fail.
You see, this is why everyone here at the UofC hates the UofA. Also, they blew out all the windows on the first floor of our library with dynamite.
Yeah… Good times…
reminds me of a line from the arrogant worms: “cause Alberta… doesnt suck! but Calgary doessssssssssss”. lol
Silence of the Clams
Madame Ovary?
The Turn of the Screw?
The Gropes of Wrath
Lord of his flies?
Her flies?
Doctor Fists
Great Excitations?
A tale of two t!tties
Paradise found
For some, Paradise Can’t Find
David Copsafeel.
The Wonderful Jizzer of Oz.
The Little Engine that Could
Julius Queezer.
The Son Also Rises.
A womb with a view
Susana Moodie: Roughing it in the Bush
no need to change.. lol
*squeeze* Heya Dilly. You’re up late. Burning the midnight oil, or do you just like to look at the e-stars?
Whoops. Thread fail. But still.
Just got home, and I realized I hadn’t seen this fail…this thread is brilliant! I’m sorry I missed it!
It’s okay. I’m sure they’ll forgive you.
I’d rather take the punishment.
I’m sure you would.
Well, someone’s been paying attention.
This thread actually brought tears to my eyes…I just created a new page at the failpeeps site just so I could find it and reread it again whenever I want.
I know, I’ve been here so damn long and this was the longest topical awesomeness that’s happened yet, D. I love it.
The postman always cums twice
The Catch her in the Eye
A Brief History of Time: From the Big Bang to Black Holes
Really I don’t need to change this one =p
The Old Man In The Boat
The Call of Cunthulhu?
Iva(n)ho
Fapula
The legend of soapy hollow
The Impotence of Being Earnest
On Walden’s Dong
Rip van winkle
How Greased Was My Valley
A Passage to Labia
White Bang
Jurassic C lit
Lawrence of a Labia?
Pert and Prodibility
The Jungle bonk
(No need to change “As You Like It”.)
The Screwing of the Tame?
Harry screws Sally ?
The Cünt of Montecristo.
The C litbook
Alice’s Advances in Wonderland
*rofflesatArthur*
Tom Soiled-her
Little Womben
Well…Lolita.
Watership Dong.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Peaks?
Twenty Thousand Licks Under the Sea.
The Turn of the Screw
Pu s syideon Adventure
Not-hanger Abbey.
Bend’er in the Night.
And, of course, Age of Innocest.
Her secret garden
White Wang
The Secret Garden
Dragon will LOVE this thread! Speaking of her:
The Püssy Prophecy.
Fumbles in the Attic
Peter Fan
Teaser Island
One blew over the cuckoo’s nest.
Les Bianerables
The BigD!ck Papers
Pippi Dongstocking.
Commentarii de Bello Ga-lick-ho.
Of moist end men
Catch-69
War and a Piece
Catch him in the fly
Dustho Zarathustra
Since you started to recycle:
Wank and Peace.
Dead Ho at society.
Lots of recycling going on. Very green of us all.
The Very Horny WaterPillar
Sherlock Holmes: The sign of foreplay
Netherhair
Letters from her Undergarments
The wank in the willows
Sherlock is good!
The Five Orange Pimps.
(BTW Moomin: 6:2!
)
Odd’s John Thomas
Sherlock Holmes: The hound of the Bustyvilles
Riders
(Jilly Cooper needs no tweaking)
The Communist Man-I-fist.
War of the Wankers
Mother gooses Grim
Dr Fuksus
3 Billys poke Ms Gruff
Coriolanus
(Spud- hardly classic literature!)
She did All the King’s men
The Power and the Glory Hole
Farenheit 98.6
Apologies all, got a little excited……
(as is) Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Across the Glans
A midsummer night’s wet dream
The Wrong Box….. lol
The swathe of heaven.
(I wondered if you’d mention that Arthur.
BTW, we’ve got 2010 in the bag :p)
A midsummer nights cream
Harry’s Hotter then the Half Hard Prince
No change needed…….Those Extraordinary Twins
The Temptress
(is this the longest run for ages?)
The pit and the pendulous.
The left hand in darkness.
Hard Times
(no need to change)
the voyage in
Jane Austen: Enema
The two gentlemen of Vag!na
Mark Twain’s Classic:
Roughing It
(no need to change)
The Turn of the Screwed
The Try-on and Itch of the whores robe
“O Pioneers!”
A climatic journey
Maggie: A Girl of the Streets
*no changes needed here*
Best. Thread. EVAR!!!!!
*many squeezes*
And I can’t believe no one has used this one yet!
Of Human Bondage.
The Lord of the (C0ck)Rings
There Will Be Blood
The Joy Ducktape Club
Masterbate Park
Poon
Children of Poon
Poon Messiah
Rear-Enders Game
Tom’s Johnson
The Liar, The Bïtch and The Whore-drobe
East of Eatin’
Eat-A-Puss Rex
13 months here, BEST THREAD EVAR
Final Fantasy: the spit-lick within
Call of the Wet and Wild
Hideously Kinky?
Snatch-22
Books from the top shelf?
Dunno, couldn;t find any of them.
Hehehe, you’re not feeling in the right area.
Can’t find owt, it’s like a jungle in here.
You need to go deeper inside until you hit the bottom.
That usually ends in a slap.
What exactly are you two talking about? I can’t put my finger on it.
Moomin smacked my box up!
I think it made a CLang.
Rang your bell?
He usually goes around the back.
Ding Dong!
*5 eagles goes to kitchen and gets soap out*
“UPS man.
Where would you like me to put this meat?”
You should at least fix the goddamn cable!
But a am just here to deliver this package from Omaha Steaks.
You misspelled “I”.
*snork*
I am sorry, my fingers work faster than my brain sometimes.
I bet the ladys love that.
Anyone order a pizza they can’t *ahem* “pay” for?
Who Katy Did Next
Why would you do that?
(To both Moomin and Katy, thinking about it)
You lost?
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you hate me?
Blahblahblah
I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.
Gives new meaning to penguin classics!
So that’s what’s in the box!
“Nothing”
Jack-Shit-in-the-Box?
Clean up on aisle 3?
*gags*
Fairys.
We know how that’ll end…
With a *tickle* and a LOL?
Probably.
Some men do need a sign, sadly.
Usually in neon *sigh*
Or Braille.
I take it some guys just rub you the wrong way?
The husband is still but the apprentice!
Well, you can always threaten to outsource.
After 9 years? I am far too Invested!
Sounds like you’re getting poor returns though. You want to go somewhere with a higher interest rate.
Heck, at least I can bank on him to look after me!
I’m sure he must handle your assets well after all this time.
…that is compounded daily.
So, you didn’t scratch your 7-year itch?
Err I ran off to Africa, does that count?
Sounds like you were in de-Nile.
…Crocodile?
Depends what/who you did there!
No-one, just fell over alot, and got bitten by poisonous things, and had quite a few near death experiences, all in all making me realise I am so much better off somewhere where nature is not after my blood!
Is that K@ blood I smell?
Eeeeek
It has found me.
*scarpers*
I just choked on my ice tea.
Some men need a sign, and an instruction manual.
When we do go online to browse through an instruction manual, you get upset.
…WRONG instruction manual!
So, “turn the knob anticlockwise until the temperature rises” isn’t foreplay?
I your manual says “Thermostat” at the top, I think it may indeed be slightly incorrect!
I thought ‘shake well before opening’ was good enough?
Unfortunately, many boxes come with that packet that says, “Do not eat.”
“operate by hand only”
“This End Up”
Personally, I always handle with care!
Personally with care I always handle!
Good morning Ms Jam…… I should of said” With care I always handle personally”
Morning. That would be different how?
A change between “of” and “have”?
“Team lift”
Caution, contents may explode!
No fork
lifting this side.Warning:contains nuts
Open from this end.
[Insert piece A into groove B]
Batteries not included…
Void where prohibited by law.
Mash the button like a video game controller is also incorrect.
Morning all…
*squeeze*
Insulting… not recommended for perverts.
Remember 9/11, RIP!
rip
seems like a win to me.
Actually, given that this photo is from the University of Alberta, “C LIT” probably stands for “Canadian Literature”.
I had so much fun playing you.
*sneaks in and pounces on the Moomin*
*steals his hat, jumps on scooter, and speeds off*
P.S. Guess who got unblocked!
*SQUEEZE*
I see you!
*pretends to run after hat (really chasing mr. cuddles)*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
Woohoo! How cool is that! The blog needs you!
Oh how I missed my daily dose of Moomin!
*SQUEEZE*
You’ve been conscripted!
How they must all swoon at your uniform!
How did you swing that? Or what did you swing at them?
So good to have you back! We can have a proper cuddle puddle!
*dives at cuddles*
Mr Cuddles?
REALLY???? 
There you are! Can I have my “Von” back now? Pleeeeeaaaaase. *makes with the puppy sad eyes*
Give the “Von” back to Katz D, or I am going to cry (puss and boots eyes would have been better)
Well, then, nevermind…
My Buzz, she is killed.
Its Classical Litterature. Canadian Lit is the abreviation, we don’t want to confuse our international students!
It’s actually Comparative Literature.
I can vouch for this – I’m taking C LIT 100 at the U of A, where this photo was taken. It’s Comparative Literature for sure.
Actually, no. I go to this school and it is indeed Classical Literature. This abbreviation is used for everything in C Lit lol
oops meant to write Comparative Lit lol
It’s comparative literature.
The real fail comes from anyone majoring in that field : )
Also I have a picture of that sign on my phone since 2 years ago..
Good morning all that are awake and walking around sleepy eyed and rubbing themselves.
The geese are restless and are thinking about heading south.
9/11 the good people and the bad people remembering both.
good morning 5 eagles C.C.C.
*squeeze*
Good morning Failnator!. *squeeze*.
You forgot your C.C.C after your name?
YAY
*ads C.C.C.
Cool Cats Club. Welcome .
thank you its a honour
Clicky Failinator.
how
On my name 5 eagles C.C.C. on last clicky or this one. It is a link to our club so sign in and get started lol.
….Rubbing themselves?…..!!!
For the record this fail will I say again will have a lots of sexual overtones today.
Ya’ think?
LOL yes AE a lot of sexual overtones…I like saying that word sexual overtones. Good morning AE.
Found it!
FAIL-TITLE FAIL!
That is almost surely “Comparative Literature”, and marks the section of the textbook area where books for courses in that programme are kept.
“Canadian Literature” might be a course or even a section in the main bookstore, but generally not a programme.
*hands Kenneth two pounds of humo(u)r*
*takes two pounds of humo(u)r away and stuffs Kenneth’s crevices with rotting sardines*
rule 1) be nice/respectful to all who are here.
rule 2)Don’t talk about the fail.
rule 3)Safety
rule 4) see rule 1)
Whats beyond you? Becca
Why are people explaining this one? It’s funner sans logic.
Oh man, I wish they taught C lit at my university
You just tongue the alphabet…I graduated tops in my class!
Being well studied in the subject, I realize what a important skill to have if you ever want to advance to getting to the big prOse
R.I.P.
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I concur. Apologies, got a little excited there!
No Worries!
Good morning everyone. Anyone got a caffeine IV for me?
*plugs MC in*
*squeeze*
Long time no eyes.
Good morning k@ *squeeze*
How are you doing?
I am awesome, how are you diddling?
Diddling away just fine. It’s Friday afterall and it’s a great day!!!!!
At last! -Counting down till end of work time.
*gets stopwatch out of desk drawer*
I wonder what the final is like.
I go to the U of A…. Just about crapped my pants when I saw it. The Arts hipsters buying the classic literature books had a look of shame in this section.
I can never find that department.
I imagine the lesbrarians are to be found there though.
I’d consider this a win
No doubt they sold out…
LOL That’s my university, are you sure that’s the “classics” I think C Lit is “Comparative Literature” and classics are just called “Class” or something at the U of A. Since I took Comparative Lit and my classes were “C Lit”, I never took Classics.
Obviously I overlooked your post! Thanks for confirming I hadn’t lost my marbles and had been studying Classics without knowing it. I still have my C Lit books… first thing we read from them was dirty Egyptian poetry. For serious. Raunchy poems from pot shards.
Thought it was “potsherds”?
Bravo. This failblog is in itself a fail as are all the people saying they’re from U of A yet think this is Classical Literature.
C Lit stands for Comparative Literature and has been a point of funny for decades at the U of A.
I’m in engineering. I don’t really give a shit exactly what the class is, all I know it’s it’s something where 98% of the students taking it are going to earn a worthless arts degree so they can go teach in a community college, or manage a star bucks while trying to get their poetry read. The other 2% will get some sense and go get an education that’s worth something.
Inflammatory much?
I’m afraid he might have a point. my brother graduated from engineering last year and couldnt find a job… however the rest was simply an atrocious grammatical and ethical error. I think we need a Punchline somewhere, not a comment anyone could punch
Okay, I’m sure I’m not the first to say this but:
Well, with a sign that big, at least they’ll be able to find it!
It’s Comparative Literature.
FreshmanFail
Yup. Thanks for pointing it out before I did!
I noticed this years ago in the bookstore. I’m so happy that someone else has finally documented it on FAIL BLOG.
HAHA! I go to the University of Alberta I’m so going on a search for this!
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me
HAHAHA – The U of A Bookstore is taking all those signs down right now, and replacing them with “Comp. Lit” because the boss got emailed this.
Now THAT’S the fail.
This particular course code was mocked in the student newspaper at least twenty years ago, and the bookstore’s changing the sign because of FailBlog? Amazing.
At least they’ve got their coat of arms correct on the sign- getting their arms wrong is a particular brand of Fail that is distressingly common at the U of A, but noticed only by a few.
This should really be Comparative WIN. I mean come on (heh).
Haha that’s awesome, I find it funny because I go to NAIT xD
Transboners, Boners in disguise
Optimus Clim-ax vs Megahard-on
epic sh!t. although Megahard-on clearly cannot disguise himself. the dudes a giant hard-on ffs. and then we have Optimus who’s always shooting…
However or whenever you came up with this is just awesome, and I’m a huge transformeres fan
the mind boggles, fails make you do weird things…like this… GOGOAGSPa phiosa ob sajohfouiashuqio2i731.
Makes me proud to be a grad of the U of A!!
Same!
And half my classes were “C Lit”. How the hell I didn’t notice this is beyond me.
lol alright so i apoligize if it comparative i just thought it would be funnier if it was classic, but im glad u guys enjoyed it
It’s the same abbreviation for Comparative Literature at UCSB too.
This really got to me. FAILBlog is usually sophomoric at best, but this is SOPHOMORONIC. And soooo typical for the University of Alberta. I mean, only that so-called university would ever produce dolts doltish enough who would not only think that a C LIT sign was funny, but that they would take a picture of it and send it here. Honestly. The standard of higher education always seems to be below the rim of the toilet seat, you know. I mean…
***…remembers where I got my degree from. Looks at diploma on wall, the one I stare at every day. U of A. Oh… ***
Actually, this only gets funnier year after year! And it’s sooo good to see a photo from my alma mater. Class of ’92, if you were ever wondering what I have been doing lately, I’ve been hanging out at FAIL BLOGGG!!! GO GOLDEN BEARS!!!
That’s mah school!
And in comment to Major Anatomy… you left in ’92. In ’97ish they built the Timms center…. looks just like a toilet, round bowl in front with the square tank behind it… just forgot to put the flush handle in!
interesting book, not enough pictures.
Fail blog fail! Comparative lit is right! I go to u of a and this class always makes the rounds of jokes. Now do we submit this page as a fail on fail blog?
i had no idea why there were so many comments, i said outloud there are so not that many jokes that can be told. i apologize. i laughed at most every entry. i had always suspected everyone else on this site was smarter than me.
O.O
The funny thing is, I’ve actually seen this exact sign…
It’s actually Comparative Lit, not classic lit. I went to the U of A. Everyone laughs at this every year. It’s the official abbreviation. It’s on the University Calendars, course packs, course lists, you name it. Glad the rest of the internet can partake in the hilarity!
haha weird. I actually go to U of A and see this sign all the time. Whenever i meet someone taking this class i always giggle.
@ trig & others:
The Timms Center was definitely built after I did my time. Good to see that the money I sent to the Alma Mater Fund got put to fruitful use. I’d hate to see the U of A wasting money building a building that looked like a building rather than a massive bidet.
Timms Center = Architectural FAIL? A pic:
http://www.bptec-dnw.com/Timms%20Centre%20-%20Project%20Page%201.html
Baha, I attend the U of A as well and I laugh at this sign every single time I’m at the bookstore. Awesome.
Starbucks and vic megan?
It totally is. Fail blog ftw my dear!
leave it to an edmontonian to need a sign
Only a Calgarisn would be such a douchebag.
agreed
My friend takes courses in Comp. Lit– and has to explain to her father why her transcript has so many dirty words. X/
Lol I’m that exact class at that University, as an elective.
This is a fail- it isn’t classical literature, it’s Comparative. FAIL POST!
Haha! I was soo there and seen that sign.
So what? We have the “oral Tree Cafe” at my University!
It’s not as stimulating as it sounds.
Um.. Yes I think I know what section to look in..
YEAH U OF A!!!!!!!
I’m in that class. It’s exactly what you think.
(no need to change) Pretty in Pink
For those who don’t know, you find it in the female anatomy section
Tails from the dark-side
Driving Miss Daisy (no need to change)
Bahahahahahaha!!! I went to the University of Alberta, and every time I walked past the C Lit section in the bookstore, I’d laugh my ass off!
I have two degrees in that field. From that school. Seriously.
Also in the calendar at my alma mater:
Fine Arts = F ART
Sociology = SOC
Pscyhology = PYSCO
quae”cum”que vera, eh?
I’ll stay out west for now.
Also, the “Screw”tape Letters. Now nobody can say we BSc majors aren’t well read.
Seen at SFU on a t-shirt for the Applied Sciences Faculty “I’m an FAS kid!”
Pfft, I can find the C LIT without taking a 500+ dollar course.
The real fail is that I noticed that two years ago when I started at this school and never posted it myself.
lol i live in alberta! so what was that supposed to mean?
Hahahahaha I’m a student at the U of A, and I’d always see this while buying my textbooks and wonder if anyone else was thinking what I was thinking….guess they did.
Those Albertans
um… you can see that they edited the . out…. lame
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