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Answer WIN!!!!!
Also, the answer fits in with the title of the sheet “Transparency Worksheet 23″ Ice is transparent.
Thou shalt not spill.
Thou shat not have any other drinks before me, for I am a jealous liquid.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours freezer.
Thou shalt shake, but not stir
Thou shalt sublimate when hard, evaporate when soft.
Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in rain.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s puddles
well it is true
Thou shall shut the heck up
THou shall not commit unadulterate fun.
That might precipitate a tragedy
Thou shalt not ice thy next-door dog…
(… ’cause you’ll go to hail.)
In the name of hydrogen, oxygen and below zero temperature, amen
Could we try to send Kurt Russel in to help cheat on the test?
But thou shalt shake no more than 3 times
It’s obvious that U guys barely have any chemistry knowledge. It’s a normal chemistry quiz. Hard water does not have anything to do with ice. Answer FAILS not the quiz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_water
Yeah, we know. That’s what makes the quiz answer funny.
Srs bsns fail?
Stuck-up smarty-pants with no sense of humor FAIL!
Agreed
seconded
I have a font with the Triforce character but sadly it cannot display here.
Man you really suck, even posting a wikipedia link to prove your point make me only believe you had to google the answer to the question yourself.
FAILBlog is Srs Bsns!
This is a JOKE SITE see the humour and stop at that…why must there always be an idiot wanting to show how clever they are …we all know this question is not referring to ice.
lol this comment fails even harder than the picture. Well done capt. Obvious
rofl, EXACTLY! so hard, epic fail on the comment Ming!
The quiz fails too. That question bad grammar is.
Although I don’t think they ment to answer that ‘breif’.
The fail here is that it say “briefly explain” and they give you more than 5 lines to give answers ¬¬
The ice answer is a protest
WIN
definitely a smartass answer win.
I agree… reminds me of the one where it’s asking you to “Find X” and the test-taker draws an arrow pointing to the x on the triangle and writes “here it is!”
I know, I would see this as a win
I ce the point there.
wat er you talking about ?
You don’t steam to understand.
I do.
You totally could’ve done “I dew” there.
Why sweat it?
It’s all water under the bridge
that’s not a very solid argument
Maybe, but it goes with the flow of the conversation.
You guys are so funny that I wet myself.
And yet, quite the slippery slope.
Just go with the flow.
Whoops. Sno two replys are supposed to look alike.
*gives this the cold shoulder*
*-_-
icey what you did there
Snow you don’t!
Yeti still suspect something strange is afoot
Water you guys talking about?
Liquid assets
Those tend to trickle down.
Or they run dry…
But sometimes they suffice…
Hard water is obviously water that can kick your ass.
I know loads of people who are scared of water, maybe this is the reason why.
chuck norris
Chuck Norris is water? That doesn’t seem like a fluid sentence.
In soviet russia, chuck norris briefly gets hard when he sees water.
Chuck Norris achieved what King Canute could not?
You have many questions about Chuck Norris. Are obsessed?
I accidenty my “you”.
That’s better than the urinal cake, at any rate.
I usually lick off the frosting and throw the cake away
You sad person!
I eat bread crust ^^
Vintage started it! I was just asking what he/she meant, is all.
I’m still thinking about Canute the Dane.
(At The Wash, was it?)
Who really knows where it was? So many different versions.
*shrugs*
(s)he
It saves you from typing… um… exactly 1 character.
“…what King Cannot could not.”
-Fixed.
1st!
you fail
you ice
you p hail
I P a ddress.
true
two-dogs
one bone?
lmao
what is your av?
boo Failblog now you got that pic twice!
Are you starting to repost older pics?
we hate you
RU DUMB.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
That’s David Soul, presumably.
and gravity is the fall of sh!t!
What goes up must come down
and
what goes down must come out.
There is a point to that answer, hard water lacks certain salts, Ice forms easier where those salts are missing……but I doubt they thought of that!
but wouldn’t that mean that ice is more likely to be composed of soft water not hard?
Erratum: For “not”, please read “than”.
Erranu?
*shakes head*
Uvavu.
Subaru…
(who’s zoomin’ who?)
Xanadu.
err no..
Sorry, mea culpa. I’m tired.
No worries
…..I honestly thought I had got it wrong for a moment there!! 
So you thought you were wrong, but you were mistaken?
That explains why my chicken soup popsicles were not a hit.
Are you saying that porcelain ice dispenser I have is not what it appears to be?
Does it make poopsicles?
Only banana and/or chocolate flavours for some reason.
What about corn? Don’t forget the corn.
Oh yes! Occasionally carrots too.
Not quite, hard water contains more minerals/salts not less.
..calcium carbonate yes, sodium salts no
Thank you.
Thinking about the absence of calcium carbonate was the reason I got my logic backwards earlier.
Confused much?
*is still trying to get her head round it for her exams in 5 weeks*
My first exams in 13 years- am pooping self- hopefully I do not blank out and write an answer like the above!
Woohoo! Good for you. You’ll be fine, smart sort like you.
Good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Thank you
*lumpy throat*
*is up to (xxxiv)
Give it up! You’ll be drawing your pension before it ends.
Lol, this is not a fail, it’s a win!
exactly, this quiz is a winnar
*headdesk*
*x5*
*Swaps desk for stunt version*
We should issue cushioned, hard hats.
That way you can remember why you hit the desk in the first place.
*hits the deck*
In-coming.
It’s okay, mine has a cushy neoprene slipcover already. Courtesy of a certain nightshayde
Water gets hard when you drop a blue pill in it. *blush and giggle*
*dons scuba gear*
Thank goodnes I am wearing protection then
*sends extra s up in bubbles*
Are you saying water gets you wet?
*proudly stands up*
Yes, yes it does!
Wow, k@. That’s cold…
Whoops. Musta carried over from yesterday.
*cries*
The Shadow thinks I am horrid, most people usually warm to me….I am a temperate sort.
I’m feeling rather tepid about my statement, now. There, there, it’s all right. *pats K@’s back*
No need for the water works, you are hot to me.
Now let’s get you out of those wet cloths.
*twirls wet cloth*
*flicks Jules*
*rubs bottom*
I like it wet and wild!
*rubs legs*
Does that mean you’re moist now?
By the transient properties of liquid physic, yes I seem to be dripping.
So it’s only a brief surge?
Well it is starting to swell.
Surely you’re a good buoyant wouldn’t burst on me so soon.
Like the rising tide it takes awhile to reach the climax.
Eep, getting flicked in the jules is never fun
Ideas Concerns Expectations
Ice Compression Elevation
Internet Causes Epilepsy
Iced ink? *sniffs at his armpits*
Our parents always warned us about clicking links offered by complete strangers.
Water hardness is calculated by the concentration of Ca and Mg ions. The higher their concentration, the harder the water. Though other elements may be present (Fe, Si, etc), these two are the main source of deposits forming (ie scale on your tea kettle).
Are you just spouting your knowledge, or did you really think someone wanted to know?
Now, now, don’t be a smart ice.
*slips blue pill in water* I like my way better…
Okay, now name the number of states of matter that exist?
Everyone knows there are 50 states
Scientifically no.
But how many of them matter?
Solid, liquid, gaseous, plasma, and “It doesn’t”.
Actually there are five states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and Bose/Einstein condensate. But that doesn’t flow with the rest of the thread. Although, Icy some relevance to the topic.
its from
FUNNYEXAMANSWERSdotCOM
as awesome as any of these sites xD xD
I should think not, if it is frequented by people who don’t use correct grammar and feel the need to type smilies twice.
no fail, PURE WIN !
My, my, aren’t you clever. Because not a single person has thought of saying that before.
Ever!
In this universe!
……and stuff.
That is to say insofar as such-like, as it were.
WIN! DUH!
I think you need to see previous comments on this subject.
That’s ridiculous. Everybody knows hard water is water that’s in the mood for… fun.
*Dims lights*
*Turns on faucet*
Oh yea baby.
Don’t for get music. Water likes a bit of music.
I’d tap that!
*licks repeatedly*
Careful, you’ll wind up with a case of the drips.
Drips and foam may wet my bone, but water has never hurt me.
You speak the truth, I have no doubt, but ‘ware you when the goo shoots out.
It may be dark damp,
but the best is with a tramp.
To be in a nice tight cave,
when I catch that wave.
Oh yeah! Let ‘em wet my “whistle”.
S/he must have an ice box where his/her heart used to be to mark this wrong.
If only could post real others. eggs exclamation mark to a question about drugs.
Obviously photoshopped
FIRST!
dumass
So? I’d answer the same way.
Hard Water- When your riding your motorcycle at 70 miles an hour in the rain. OOOooo stingy!
Hard Water-When your riding your motorcyble at 70 miles an hour and it begins to hail. Oooo bruisey and concusiony.
Hard Water- When your surfing and out of your left eye a 7 foot roughe wave pummels you in the face. Oooo salty and chokey.
Hard Water – When your fixing your water heater and you accidently bust off the pressure release valve and 50 gallons blast out through at pencil sized hole in 30 seconds….. OOOooo should have called a plumbery, soaky, and yelly wife.
Hard Water – When you dive off the diving board and your nuts contact the water first. Oooo smashy.
Omg! You are freakin’ hilarious
“yelly wife” 
Except you CONSISTENTLY and repeatedly used a verb contraction and a possessive pronoun in the same sentence and spelled them the SAME.
ARRGGH!
When YOU ARE riding YOUR motorcycle =
When YOU’RE riding YOUR motorcycle
Check out the genius trying to give Einstein a run for his money.
WIN WIN WIN !
It would seem that this picture is, in fact, the purest win available on the market at the moment.
Works as frozen water!
Did s/he die?
(And if s/he did, did s/he drown in hard water?)
HARD WATER IS NOT ICE. Water in its solid state is ice. HARD water is water that is full of minerals. FAIL to the stupidity of everyone on this site.
…but you ARE kidding, right?
he MUST be kidding. ice = hard, ice = water, so hard water = ice
suck it Tyler, it’s called LOGIC
Seriousness fail, Tyler.
Oh Tyler. It’s one thing to lack social skills in real life. But lacking them on the internet? I pity you, foo.
Douchebag WIN!
Duh . . . shopped.
(there’s always one)
Geez tyler, doncha think perhaps everyone knows that? chillax!
once on a local radio station that asked for dumb stuff submissions, someone called in about a classmates science quiz answer to “In what three states does water exist?” Their reply was “Minnesota, South Dakota, and North Dakota”
Tyler… You fail a failing
more like…you ARE a failing Tyler. Maybe you and Ming can get together and do some wikipedia research on the meaning of FAILBLOG…
Im guessing that: Water at rest is only hard compared to other water.Compared to any other solid or liquid water is soft. I believe the only thing a water jet can not cut is a diamond.
Or Chuck Norris.
win win win!
Ice, ice, baby!
The answer is ice or something else. Answer WIN not FAIL!
+1
I used to answer “some number n” on my math exams…
duh… xD
Speaking of taking phrases literally ^^
Brief enough for ya, bitch?
I mean, today I played first set and a half really good tennis, and then after I dropped it. So I have, I mean, a lot of work also to do on that.
Hard water is what Jesus walked on.
ummm guys…it is meant question answer fail. hard water is water tat dosent lather easly. i did this question for my GCSE’s
Did you not read any of the comments before you Iron? I mean… c’mon now.
As a new teacher, I see so many fun mistakes. My favorite I got a few days ago…
on a survey for the students:
Q: What might be hard about this class for you?
A: The testes (tests)
I lol’d!
And yet so true
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yea, you haven’t even heard the tip of the iceberg of all the ones I’ve seen while grading….dang….especially the way some of the questions are made, they’re just asking for it…
Literally fail there, I think.
Cool answer
Hard Water. Oh, the Fe(y).
Water that is 5.0% alcohol by volume.
he nailed the “briefly”
this one should really be a win.
This is definitely a WIN, not a FAIL
They must have gotten this from my high school science teacher..
How the hell is this not a WIN!!!!!?????
Actually, in my book that’s a huge, bloody WIN!
yup…answer WIN
that’s a win!
Funny how the slower people are to comment, the dumber the comments are… No wait a minute!
isn’t this an answer WIN?!
Is that the correct answer? :3
Answer WIN!!!!
It did say brief….
this should be a win
It’s not a FAIL it’s a facking WIN!!!
anwser win. space provided fail
student who took test:yes!!! an A+
no. this is a WIN!!!
I agree with those who believe that this is a win. I definitely laughed my ass off.
why go into detail?
My teacher seriously is giving the full points for this answer XD
How good
Well, according to me that’s a win
what else can you put as an answer there?
My golly, this is an EPIC ANSWER WIN!