Check out Hawtness: The Women of WTF
As you guys know, lots of people FAIL all the time. But it’s especially funny when hotties FAIL, and they tend to FAIL pretty hard. So check out Hawtness, the Women of WTF. Here are some more:
Pope Pius IX Loves A Little Bump And Grind
This Will Be My Best FaceBook Photo Yet!
I Think She’s Flashing Gang Signs
Update: So we originally posted this yesterday, but the dudes at Hawtness asked us to take the link down. Apparently the traffic from FAILBlog destroyed their servers. Nice work, Failers, Nice work, indeed.
I’m dead sexy.
Sorry, I’m replying to you so my comment will be seen.
This picture is HILARIOUS!
*cough* ..Oh hi guys.. i didnt see you there.
hey you are the goodnessfityourbluck, mind my dawning hurl
cheese
That, my good sir, is cheating!
hakablaka
Welcome to my hell.
You have to share.
I am SOOOOOOOO cornfused – these are yesterday’s comments on today’s hawtness!!
Confusion says what?
“That’s a long long way to tip a Raree”?
What?
Good-ye, Piccadilly!
Farewell, Leicester Square!
It’s a long, long way to tip a Raree,
But my heart’s right there! “
“For love has fairly drove me dilly-silly, hoping you’re the same.”
Well, I’m not Irish anymore…
like that could stop my shillelagh shenanigans
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/09/11/zorb-fail/#comment-99472
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/09/13/invisibility-win/#comment-100993
Damn. You win.
she really plunged into the kinkiness. …
Okay, who was playing with the space-time contiuum last time?
*taps feet*
Uh, I had to back and find a lost nut…
*hands head*
Sorry!
*fires extra “go” ^^*
*looks at head in hands with mixture of horror and confusion*
Er…gee, thanks, I think.
Bad Keyboard!!
*slams keyboard on desk twice*
There, that’s better!
I think you’re right BFF, it probably was the Doctor.
THE COMMENT ABOVE ME IS FULL OF WIN!!!!!
i hardly know anybody that watches doctor who.
ok, well, what do you want me to do about it? *attempts to revive* *uses AED* nothing Dr., we still have a flat line……
too sexy for her love?
what is this event? that crowd?
Well… its the ‘catch the flying hot dog’ festival of course
Oh My.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!
Woot woot! Bonus fail!
Hellooooo, Failpeeps!
WOOTAGE!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, WHEEEEEEEEAGE too!!!
How about
SQUEEEEEEEEZAGE!?
Definitely(age)
Cleeeeevage!!!
*shows a little cleeeeeeeeevage*
Oh yea!!
*snaps pics of some SEXY Cleavage*
But she’s dead! Isn’t this necrophilia? I think ZA needs to be informed of this.
*looks all confused*
*checks Sexy’s pulse*
*finds one*
She’s not dead. She’s getting better. She might even like to go for a walk.
Seriously though, she only sometimes becomes a temporary zombie for short periods of time so to avoid the “discomfort” (read: screaming agony) of rigor mortis. It’s both an honor and a fright when she does so; imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery but I’d hate for her to know what rigor mortis feels like.
… Rigor? I barely even knew her!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I applaud you, good sir.
*takes some photoage of some Cleeeevage*
Oh Yea!
cleavage? not enough to plunge into.
I sure hope you’re a girl.
*wheels in the confetti cannon*
*loads it with shiny and colorful pieces*
*fires across room*
Gotta love these bonus fails! Yes, it’s mandatory! Love it or else!!
Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to get all serious there. :[
Hi NS! :]
Wow, a site that specifically makes fun of women. Let’s go see what’s new at Probably Bad News.
Don’t be silly, MRN – they’re only making fun of SOME women!
She must have told a WHOPPER!
if she’s in search of a whopper, she needs to turn that thing around and follow the instructions on the label.
That was my reaction too, actually.
I like you, MRN.
*squeeeeeeeze*
Nawtness not nice.
No need to check it
twiceonce.I’ve gotta agree. Even yesterday reading other people’s description of the bonus fail, it didn’t seem like a great idea. Seeing it tonight just confirms my suspicions.
Unfortunately, I fear it could be a popular site. :/
Hey, we can hope all of the [trolls] decide they like it better and leave! Can’t we? Can’t we?
We can.
*huggles*
*respondent huggles*
Perfect, I now know where to send trolls from now on. They’ll be happy, we’ll be happy.
*DW&Judysqueezes*
*squeezes GS*
I never remember to change my name back.
Now, if we can just get that blog-to-blog transporter working.
*beaming squeezes*
*receives beamed squeeze*
*transports one in return*
I’m doin’ the best I ken Admiral!
*squeeze*
(Psst, Scotty, got any Saurian brandy left?)
Of course!
*pours Judy a snifter, and one for himself*
Good idea, it’s been a long week.
*gulp*
Ah! Smooth…
thanks.
Yoink!
*glug*
Now now, no need for any Yoinks, there’s plenty for everyone.
*pours snifter for DW, and one for her Admiral*
I’ll just leave this bottle here for anyone else who’d like some. Goodnight.
*glug…looks around…glug*
*Yoinks! bottle.*
*returns, leaves thank-you note for Mr. Scott*
Another up vote. Even for a company based on making fun, I’d honestly have expected better from Cheezburger than to link to such a site. The fail’s in the mirror, guys!
Dumbo!
“But it’s especially funny when skanks FAIL” — why not just say “bitches” or “hoes” or something, sheesh.
Well — a skank can be a friendly person (perhaps overly friendly), so that’s why we don’t call all skanks “bitches.”
As for hoes … I’m not sure very many people would be interested in a humo(u)r website dedicated to gardening implements.
icanhasweedpuller?
TrowelBlog?
2 Girls 1 Scythe?
ROFL!!!! gardening implements can be tremendously funny….. I steppd on a rake the other day at a party. It was leaning against the wall, so it hit me in the back of the head…..
Wait…really?
Hoed up…truly?
yes, thank god no one noticed….
I hope someone noticed, or are you one of those people who have to have someone look them over for injuries on a regular basis?
what? why? why do you care what words people use?. Sheesh.
♪What are words for when no one listens anymore?♫
That sums up the state of American politics, right there. Well done, Ernie.
“Why do you care what words people use?”
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
How is you’re knew group of students Dragon?
(Hee. (Sorry!))
*Runsawayrealfast*
*puts pillow between Dragon’s head and her desk*
*replaces pillow with dragon-sized one*
Fffmmphkk yzzooo vwmmmy mmphh, gzzhhy.
You’re welcome.
*squeeze*
You’re doing it wrong. Next time slam his head into the desk repeatedly.
Nuh uh. Many things Fail Bloggers may be, but violent is not one of them.
Except for, of course, the *FOOOOOM!*ing. And the *THWACK*ing. And the numerous wrestling fails that have made it to the front page. Ya know what, I take back what I said. Carry on.
You don’t want to make me angry, Shadow…
just sayin’…
*cowers*
*crosses arms, nods head*
*thinks, “All is as it should be.”*
*slinks away, his body unhurt, his pride in tatters*
she’s missing her person.
why dont you guys post links on the website? so i dont have to remember them
Depends entirely upon the area of the country you live in.
Where I am, it’s largely farmland, so a humo(u)rous website dedicated to gardening (and farm) implements could be all the rage.
And if you add in female animals that are used for breeding… well, there you go!
Whoa Nellie – nesting FAIL™!!!!
*snerk*
See — thinking about hoes got you too worked up!
*giggle*
As long as they are digging my nuts, I’m all for it!!
*furrows brow at WN*
He’s such a rake!
*runs in with some ICHC-Brand Anti-Wrinkle Cream*
*dabs a daub on the Admiral’s forehead*
*runs back out*
*steps on rake*
Just leaf the eye area alone!
*blows hair out of the way*
*puts leaves in the bags under the Admiral’s eyes*
Sheesh. Don’t be so edge-y.
Hee hee! Not bags…crinkles!
He’s just calling a spade a spade.
I didn’t want to delve into that.
But it was shear genius!
It was all that and mower.
*scy(the)*
I wish Idda thought of that pun.
I had mulch laughter reading this!
*crinkly grin*
Is it too late to try to wedge another comment in?
Nope – you haven’t waited too lawn to cut in.
I’d trim the hedge fund if I were you.
Doesn’t load.
great, we’ve plunged back into the toilet
Cleanup in Aisle 3!!!
I think we’re going to need a lot of Shamwows for this unfortunate mess. *rolls eyes and leaves*
*catches eyes spinning along the floor*
Hey, McFail, you dropped these!
*takes eyes*
*puts a serious spin on ‘em and drops ‘em to the floor*
Oh my.
oh noes! something just stuck in my eye!
Misogyny win. “skanks”? Really? Grow up already.
PINK EYE!
We caused their servers to fail? Whoda thunkit?
I didn’t do it.
Why you l’il…
*lungs at Bart*
OMG! It’s gotten to the point that we are now using human internal organs as weapons!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
*flees*
*trips over a kidney*
He found his kidney! Didn’t you hear?!
There’s more than one video?
(Clickie)
And so that is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
I loved it!
Uh, I’m not quite sure what that was, but it was very disturbing.
NO CLICKIE!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
It’s okay, Dragon! It’s just Charlie the Unicorn! You must love Char-r-r-r-lie. Yes, love Char-r-r-r-lie!
*NOCLICKIENOCLICKIENOCLICKIE…!!!!*
*fleas*
Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuunnnnnn-n!
You’re the Banana King, Ms B!
Was it? I clickied on it, but it’s over 5 minutes long. Do you really expect a brain dead creature to pay attention for …
Huh? What were we talking about again?
Well, we are Failblog, after all.
And a whole, lot, more!
Must have been all the roleplay hornychat. That’ll down a server every time.
Hey babbbbyy, how you doing??
Pretty good, baby. How you doin’?
Hey, watch out for that guy – ^^ I think he’s nuts.
I resemble that remark! :-p
I’m very amused at how Skrat’s lips do that “b-b-b-b-b” thing when he says “baby”…most folks elongate the vowel, but he’s got that Roger Rabbit thing goin’ on!
Ms Skratdaddy loves it when I roll my b’s.
*picks up a runaway b*
*tosses it back to Skratdaddy*
Why hello there love how are ya ma’am?
Would you care for a tour of my hotel. Yup the change of scenery has called for another round.
I’m doing pretty good! Verrrrry busy with work right now, though.
No problem, we can take it slow.
You don’t happen to work at the Overlook, do you…
Nope, why do you ask? I work at Home Depot currently. Worked at a restaurant before that. You would be referencing something in Canada right?
I thought the hotel in the Shining was the Overlook.
HERE’S JOHNNY!
prezackly.
Suddenly, I’m thirsty for rum. Redrum, specifically.
*WHOOSH*
Didn’t get it, my bad.
Stephen King – movie – “The Shining” – lead character was possessed – redrum was written on the mirror – redrum spelled backwards is….
No no no, I know The Shining. Kid gets asked if he wants ice cream in his mind. The main character is Jack Nicholson, who supposedly has been to the place before. I just never linked it at the time to what Dilly so slyly had presented. Aside from forgetting it was called the Overlook.
So, can I have my rum?
You gave up drinking ever since the incident.
Fortunately, even after going down, they were able to get it back up. I assume they gave it a hard drive.
Whoa, we got the server to go down on us? I thought we just caused it to fail.
Welcome to my hell.
WHOA! The server went down on us?!?!? All of us – - at the same time!?!?!?
Suh-weet!!!
Welcome to Judy’s heaven.
It gives the slogan “Intel Inside” a whole new meaning
She’s working on her “O” face.
*snork*
I know what a “butterface” is, but I was unfamiliar with the term “plungerface.”
*snorkity*
Plumb ‘er helper?
I’d tap that.
This fail is really plumbing the depths, isn’t it?
That’s a sewer thing.
We should congratulate her. She finally took the plunge.
All this talk is making me flush.
Try taking up clog dancing…that might help.
Last time I clogged, I backed up so far I had to be snaked.
…or snake charming.
Plumber? I don’t even know her!
Just take her bowling and keep your mind out of the gutter.
Methinks you don’t get how wordplay works….
Olfactory?
That plunger won’t work unless you block the holes for the overflow.
*Ahem*
Missed it by that much.
Skanks?
Seriously?
Yeah, I’ll go RSS the chauvinistic misogyny just as soon as the Hawtness folks put up an equally repugnant site dedicated to douchebags. You know, like the one who wrote “But it’s especially funny when skanks FAIL, and they tend to FAIL pretty hard” and thought it’d be an acceptable way to garner interest in that site.
Only skanks get offended by the word ‘skank’.
(Not withstanding the trollish Ha Ha’s among us …)
The comments on FB are for many of us an only reason to visit this site. It’s almost like different cultures, across what gets submitted/ voted for and the repartee among the comment ‘taters.
I’m glad this is a bonus fail and not a regular feature. I don’t like the direction this would take.
Oh, am I being too serious? :[
Fail snob! Fail snob!
‘Ear, ‘ear!
*roots around his haunt*
*returns to give Gracie a pair of dismembered ears*
Thanks, ZA! Just what I needed.
*squeeze*
And, you can pretend to be Vincent Van Gogh!
Few people know he was born with six ears. True story.
*gogh*liar*gogh*
.
They said, “You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are.”
The man replied, “Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar.” …
…
*cough*FROM A VAN GOGH TO A PICASSO REFERENCE*cough*
*dyes*
*places top hat ‘top head*
*screws in monocle*
*swaggers cane*
Nyes?
“screws in monocle*….
Wow, that must be a big monocle.
*flees*
*mononocle laughter*
*gives Dragon some DE*
Now you have them, too? Blasted infestation!
It can’t be me, you buried me in that stuff already. Didn’t you?
*check himself for flees*
*finds only the usual worms and maggots*
kat, dear… if you want to look at douchebags, just clickie and read about Joe Wilson.
Have you seen the site “hot chicks with douchebags”? That site manages to insult everybody. Some of the guys on it are seriously disturbing though.
O_o I’ve never heard of that but now I feel obligated to see if it really exists.
You liar!
like a rug!
Did she DIY?
lol … she got self-served
It would appear so.
Hence the ‘O’ face to which the Admiral referred.
*snerk*
Did she diaphragm?
really a sucker for it
I like what you did there!!
There’s something about a girl who tells everyone she stepped on a rake at a party and hit her head and then changes her name to “sexy”. I like the cut of your jib.
that just sailed over my head.
gayy
Cool! Welcome to the real world outside of the closet. If there’s anything we can do to make you feel more comfortable, just let us know!
Yooray, another bulimic girl *sigh*
Redundant Post FAIL!
Maybe she’s a Doctor Who fan…
“Drain Doctor”
“But it’s especially funny when skanks FAIL.”
Misogyny/sexism FAIL. I’m disappointed in failblog.
This is the worst thing I’ve seen on this site yet. Seriously. I’m not even going to give it a *FAIL*, as that would imply inherent comedic value.
I kind-of agree, but most fails offend someone, so maybe FB should be careful not to pop at large minorities that are more likely to complain than Chinese lawyers or fat girls
Women?
When I first saw this, the first thing that popped into my head was “WTF? A Dr. Who reference involving getting your face sucked by a Dalek?”
Silly, Daleks don’t plunge your face, they attack you with lasers that shoot out of egg beaters! Duh!
Nay, they are capable of both. So, the next time you hear “EXTERMINATE” in a metallic voice, remember to run as fast as you can.
Actually, in at least one episode they did exactly that.
Nothing like hanging out at the second hand store.
*eyes moniker through narrowed eyes*
I’m big-boned, theng-kew-veddy-much! :p
Hah I c wat u did thar
*sigh*
I’ll go get the mallet. Stay here.
It’s amazing. The grammar skills just melted away in 23 short minutes.
I’ve been told I can reduce men to babbling idiots, but…geesh!
10,000,000 zombies online. Any requests?
“Beat It”
Boyz, mebbe. Oh, wait…
Before we know it, the comments will be reduced to monosyllables.
Yup.
See!
Lol’d.
D’oh!
*Snork*
ॐ
cough
Couch?
Sigh
Whut??
What?
Good-ye, Piccadilly!
Farewell, Leicester Square!
It’s a long, long way to tip a Raree,
But my heart’s right there! “
what!
Ha!
Sha!
d’oh!
High?
Ray
Feh!
23 minutes?
My best time yet.
That’s not something you really want to be proud of.
Strive for excellence in all things.
Even if it’s inane.
All things? I’m not so sure about that.
Yeah, I guess it’s for the best that titles like
“The World’s Best Nun Puncher” remain unclaimed.
Here let me give you some a surety.
*Straightens out “All”.*
Is that what you were worried about, all’s fine now.
Not-very-hot emo-girl trying to be funny FAIL.
SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT
If you go to Dreaming of Kittens, my Dusty is the first picture on the voting page right now. I’m such a proud kitteh-mama!
*does a happy dance*
*shamelessly asks the Failpeeps to go vote for Dusty and her overwhelming cuteness*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*
Is she the overwhelmingly adorable one in the bowl or one of the overwhelmingly adorable ones on the desk?
Oh. Vote page. Right. *headdesk*
Hee hee. She’s the overwhelmingly cute upside-down one taking a nap on my Mom’s … um … cushions.
Awwwww… Such a cute little pink nose. I love it!
*slaps *I Voted!* sticker on shirt*
A cowboy with an “I voted” sticker. That’s a fashion statement, I tell ya.
32 votes. Already number one at the front of the voting page. Good job, Fail Bloggers, let’s see if we can hold the pole position!
I’m shamelessly plugging this on ICHC and on MousePlanet right now, too. *giggle*
*displays “I Voted!” sticker.
*proudly displays “I Voted, too!” sticker*
Up to 78 now! Let’s go, failers! Let’s get this puppy on the homepage!
I voted too! Your baby is soooo precious!
I tried to find a good pic of my little furballs to put up there, but they look evil in all the pictures.
Thank you, all! She’s up to 82 votes now.
Super cute NS, Dusty has my vote.
OT, I’m also super happy with Dreaming of Kittens’ Maneki Neko, I started collecting them a few years ago.
well you should be unashamed of yourself
Um how do I actually vote? Duhhh?
Seems I voted already for it, 42 so far.
*cough*voting page*cough*
*gives BF a cough drop*
You should get that looked at.
*pulls out tongue depressor*
Now, say, “Aaaah.”
*sez “Aaaah”*
*pees on tongue depressor*
Well, doc?
*looks at tongue depressor*
uh….what or who?
*flees in embarrassment*
>_> I want real fails…
*gives penguin_man the U.S. President who left office this past January*
first
Am I the only one who wonders if they are making too many sites? They might as well make a site devoted to “people with their heads in toilets”
I know this is extremely negative, but it seems like sometimes you want all your funny in one place, and it seems a little odd to divide it up so much. I know its nice to put in a new site for something that wasn’t allowed in other places, and I love some of the new sites, such as comixed and emailsfromcrazypeople, I am just wary of the increasingly numerous amount.
Guess that is just my random, negative thought on it.
TL;DR: Why so many sites?
Now that’s a stupid chick right there. Reminds me of a girl from my class. ^^
Way to fail, Failblog. Way to encourage douchbaggish misogeny…like women don’t get enough of that crap on the internet as it is. This site has failed hard before, but never so hard as it has today. The use of the word “skank” was offensive because appears that it’s being used to describe all the women on “hawtness”, some of whom are not skanks, and some of whom are in wtf, rather than fail, positions. So congratulations, Failblog, you have at least one reader less. *unsubscribes*
(Also, to whoever on FB had the bright idea of posting this, I’m sorry that the cute cheerleader/drama girl/band geek/whoever wouldn’t go to prom with you, but that’s no excuse for calling women skanks. Grow up and lose the douchitude).
Also, how is this chick skanky? She’s hardly even showing her stomach, and hardly deserves to be called a skank.
She loves rocksteady.
…and Skankin’ to the Beat!
Technically this is failblog promoting another website. Not itself promoting the misogyny.
*leads Emp away from the troll…*
C’mere… let me show you this cute… fuzzy… kitten…
I think I’ma vote for it.
Shadow, this person is not a troll. This is an articulate person with a very good point.
Learn the difference, please.
He’ll get it.
Eventually.
Did he even read it? Shadow, explain yourself, you can’t go around branding people trolls when they’re actually contributing.
I did read it (sort of), my problem being that I only scanned the post at first. I was labeling him/her as a troll based on the “cute cheerleader/drama girl/band geek/whoever wouldn’t go to prom with you” bit. I saw an insult to Fail Blog, that initiated the “troll alert” response, which I then saw after posting was incorrect, after which I promptly exited the blog for a little while to cover my embarrassment. I hereby issue my official apology, whatever that may be worth to you, the person who posted under the name “Failblog Fail”. I am sorry.
I think I’ve made enough of an @$$ of myself for one night… I may or may not be back on tonight. Au revoir, everybody, I’m going to go dunk my head in a bukkit now.
gonna rest in a dunk bed?
cya tomorrow when the sun shiney makes the shadows return
*squeeze*
*gives back some of the umbrage she took*
Now you’re more shadowy than ever.
S’ok, kid, I’m just worried people with a point will be driven off as trolls if they aren’t used to the atmosphere here and I actually agreed with this person, I wasn’t attacking you. Don’t drown yourself, come back and hang out.
Shadow shouldn’t apologize, because he was actually right. When you read the FAQ definition of a “care troll”, then you’ll see that the person posting under the pseudonym “Failblog fail” matches that definition quite well.
When I first came to Failblog, I thought that one of it’s (and the commenters) greatest qualities was to rid itself of all that humorless “political correctness” that makes this world a sad place to live in.
Now, with all the complaints I’m reading about this fail, it seems that the care-trolls (and what’s worse: the conformists and blind followers) are getting the best of it after all.
I say: Bring back the fun, be able to laugh about (nearly) everything, anything, and anyone, regarless of their gender, race or social status, and the wolrd will be united in a way that’s beyond all our differences: The way of the Fail!
*Taps his own shoulder*: Well said TOM!
Yes, because shouting out a site on yours should in no way be seen as an endorsement on that site.
Umm, what?
Blame game. Failblog is at fault for promoting it but the original fault and problem begins with the site being promoted itself. It is an appalling creation.
I blame society.
I blame passiveness of the society. The society isn’t the problem, the allowance of letting the problem exist is the problem. (Much like the policy of appeasement.)
Wow, a fail/WTF site I know I’ll never end up on! It’s kind of comforting.
:Avis: I can’t !magine why :Avis:
(Moderated with the I word).
I’m trying to remember what that means.
Overly sarcastic even a bit sardonic, just the way you wanted. It was meant to be stronger than the eyeroll.
Do you know why I don’t think I’ll end up on that site?
Not quite, I have a hunch possibility.
:ShadowTheSniper C.C.C.
:ShadowTheSniper C.C.C.: hmmm
joe the plumber’s even dumber wife?
Smells like poopy in here.
which is better (or worse), smell or taste?
maybe she’s just blowing her nose.
What do you call a person with a shaft of wood strapped to the front of her face?
f**k-nose!
sorry, couldn`t resist it
was better than the alternative… cl*tnose.
SO now we are going to distinguish between the fails of the sexes?
How about an Asian Fail and then a Black Fail?
Fkn dooshes.
And shes not even blonde!
bottle brunette
Why is this a fail? Can you think of a better way to clear your sinuses?
Alright, I’m going to address a couple of issues here in an easy to read format.
1. So hawtness is only for women who fail, eh? Male gaze much? So for a guy to fail I guess it’s just “lolol sum dude who got himself junked LAWLS!” and for a girl to fail it’s someone who is judged first on whether or not she’s hot, and then maybe we’re supposed to empathize with her, but mostly we’re just supposed to look at her for being hawt ’cause we’re all straight guys. NEAT.
2. Calling all women skanks is seriously ridiculous. “But it’s especially funny when skanks FAIL, and they tend to FAIL pretty hard.” So here we have not only the assertion that all women are skanks, but also that anyone reading that is, duhh, not a skank, ’cause you’re a dude, dude! You like lookin’ at skanks and hoes, right? Yeahh dude, think with your second head LMAO!1 Oh, and also, the additional misogyny claiming that when women fail, we “FAIL pretty hard.” Yep, my vagina makes my fails SO MUCH MORE EPIC BUT ALSO SKANKY LOLOL.
3. Seriously you’re fking supporting this crap? I know it’s melodramatic and you won’t notice in the slightest, but oh I sincerely doubt I will return here, except maybe in the next couple of days to see a follow up on this.
Cheezburger/FAILblog/you guys, really? I mean, I see misogyny on here from time to time, but this is just _low_. You’re othering 51% of your potential readership and offending plenty. You know, I understand, you’re probably all men who think that hawt ladies are just SO STUPID BUT SO HAWT LMAO and that NO WIMMENZ ARE ON THE INTERWEBS!1 but regardless, get your heads out of your bums. I’m sure I’m not the only one pissed enough to stop checking up on FAILBlog, because if all I’m going to miss is LOLOL GUYZ GETTIN KICKED IN THE BALLS MAN DON’T YOU EMPATHIZE!? and DANG GUYZ LOOK AT THIS STUPID HO LOL then I don’t think I’m going to mind taking a minute back from my daily blog checking to go elsewhere where I won’t be called a skank and expected to empathize with men junking themselves constantly.
Wait, no – Misogyny WIN.
How about an apology from FAIL BLOG rather than a self-congratulatory re-post of this link?
Well said. I a gentleman/guy actually I will not visit the site. This was definitely not well thought out and the fact that degrading terms are used to describe the opposite gender is disgusting. The only reason I am commenting on this fail is because of the community of people I know and love much rather than this true failure’s content.
I agree, and I’ll say it like this: I love my fb, and I’m not as concerned with the fact that the idea for lolcats was ripped from the chans, the idea for engrishfunny was stolen from engrish.com, the idea for comixed was blatantly stolen from a chan meme, and that I actually adore graphjam and have no opinion of punditkitchen and that nostalgia nonsense and whatever else they’ve thrown up in the last few weeks…but I am concerned that tacking this new site into their repertoire to give to us seems ok, that saying
OMG. I went to copy the text and they changed it from “skanks” to “hotties” while I was watching TrueBlood.
Omg…’cuz that’s, like, SO much better. And stuff.
omg right? I was like so much less offended and somejunk. More like shocked, actually, it’s still on there and they thought losing a word would change the content.
Whatever, I’m just a dumb failing skank, anyway, who cares. Lol, I fail! Post it!
Yep, ’cause skanks=hotties. Noooo distinction whatsoever. You’re hot? HAHA SKANK BUT I WANNA DO YOU ANYWAY LOL.
Don’t even get me started on the player/whore double standard…
At least we all know it once said skank and we’re still upset that it even exists. At least, I am.
What?? Didn’t you realize that the word was the most offensive part of this whole dealie??
It’s not all different and better now? I’m so confused!
Well, you’re a hottie, so you obviously fail hard anyway.
Math is hard.
Math makes my butt look big.
My hair hurts when you talk, can you use smaller words?
I’m threatened by your raw sexuality and worry that I will receive less attention with you around.
Whaddayamean? You’re there! I can see ya! Tsk, women.
(You look like you should get some sleep though )
There, that’s better.
Whaddayamean? You’re there! I can see ya! Tsk, women.
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(You look like you should get some sleep though
And how many times are guys ridiculed for being stupid on and off the internet? Seriously, we’ve had books published about how stupid we are. If you can’t lighten up and take a joke, then that’s just pure hypocrisy. You don’t see men rising up and screaming “NO! enough jokes about how god only gave us enough blood to run either our penis’ or our brains! etc. etc.” – the list is longer than the equator of the earth. Now I’m sure you’re probably thinking ‘well what about dumb blonde jokes?’. In which case, you take yourself too seriously.
Long story short – guys get shtick just as much as gals do. Claiming special dispensation because someone took a photo of one of your more speshul moments is pretty much hypocrisy. Anyone who genuinely believes that I’m wrong, feel free to post below.
Get off your high horse.
So, women can have absolutely no standards whatsoever for how they present themselves and behave, and we’re *STILL* supposed to respect them??
Good luck with that.
The picture is lame but the server fail is hilarious!
So, she’s skinny, so shes automatically hot? Hmmm.
Really, skanks? And the whole idea of this site is just appalling. Failblog, I am very diappointed in you guys. Mock me if you must, but I am taking FB off my RSS feed unless an apology is posted. I really like ICHC… this is just too bad.
Yes. I’m sure most people will find “hotties” less offensive and encasing as a gender than “skanks”. Seriously, trying to fix it is only worth it if you are REALLY fixing it.
Oh, just shut up all of you humorless complainers.
Skank was the issue, now it’s fixed, so where’s the problem?
No the issue is it holds a mirror up in front of their faces.
Ok, I think I got it now. Since I’m still officially banned, all my comments get moderated first, and then after a couple of hours, they show up with their original timestamp.
The problem is the following: How can people reply to me when my comments only show after the next two fails are already out?
Btw I’m TOM in case you didn’t notice.
Hahahaha epic server fail by Hawtness. Well done fellow failers! lol
Nice idea. I always used a paper bag.
Not only is this offensive to me, and I’m a girl, but several of my male friends agree, aaaaand we won’t be visiting that site anytime soon. “Skanks” or “hotties” whatever you want to say. Not cool. Dropped the ball bigtime.
lighten up. just because you got a plunger stuck to your face doesn’t mean you have to whine about it. jeez. I’m an American ex-pat living in the UK, and if I moaned every time someone made a cheap jibe about ‘stupid’ Americans, I’d have probably been booted out the country by now.
Alex, you = serious sense of humour fail
She must be Elmer Fudd’s daughter who’s still trying to catch that wascally wabbit. He should have taught her that the suction-cup arrow thing NEVER works out.
good lord. this probably the most sexist thing i’ve ever seen.
This is weak sauce. The web has enough sexist B.S.
Lovely. You’ve figured out a way to leer at women and sneer at women at the same time.
Misogyny fail.
I hope you’re using the term “women” loosely.
I think she’s trying to plunge out what little braincells she has left Oo
I like how they just change the word “skanks” to “hotties” like no one’s going to notice. lol At least publicly acknowledge your own fail, Fail Blog.
lol
did anybody else notice shes at walymart
i’ve got to say, thats got to be the hottest girl with a plunger on her face i’ve ever seen
Gonna have to agree. I will need to see that apology for linking to, and thus promoting, something as offensive as this site before I consider resuming my interest in failblog.
And very nice fail on switching words and hoping no one notices…
Meh.
Please see my reply to Alex’s post.
Maybe her face is funny to show…
That’s hawt!
Made me lol, like, hard!
…Other than her clearly being female, and not being morbidly obese…how can you tell that she’s hot? High standards fail on your part, I say.
I really do not like the idea of this. I do not like the idea of turning women stupid objects you can drool over because of their bodies alone. If you are going to do this, make a similar site for guys as well (or would that be too sexist?)
lolling really hard at all the feminists/cosmo chicks whatever who are offended at this.
ok…..
Haw, me like.
Face prolly looks much better like this
I NEVER thought THIS would happen…
A poor woman’s face lift procedure.
This would have made more sense had she been blond.