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… says the food judge.
I’d like a restraining order on curry…and onion.
Is this a motion for a change of menu?
Firs- Ah, dangit…
Surely the whole point of a food court is to TRY the food.
…or maybe play games with it, like, say, a squash court..
But, you may crinkle your burger wrappers while you listen to the piped-in music.
I’ve heard of karma and dogma, but what’s Zenma?
Something… Evil, probably. Most likely it is linked to Tyra Banks.
Is making the food and purchasing it still allowed?
Making the food has been outsourced. You may purchase it online with your Paypal account. Please shut off the lights and remove the sign when you’re done. Thank you for not shopping here today.
Something smells rotten.
Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!
MRN now THAT was hysterical
what about excrementing food eaten earlier?
I recommend it.
*snork!
Its so good, even the chef does it..
Could we try to send Curt Russel in to reason with the management?
What about in the food county jail? I plead “hungry”!
Sorry, we’re not in Cook County.
10CC earworm time.
How Dare You!
Don’t blame me – JJtoob mentioned the “County Jail”.
Load up, load up…
They’re just telling you to keep their food inside of THEIR restraunt. Hmm these are getting so lame now…
Would you suggest we take out this fail?
Do you want lolcats with your order to go, sir?
One lolcat, naked and running. Oops…it got out of the bag…
Kill it! Kill it! Don’t let it run loose on the internett!
No reading or posting allowed in Failblog.
No urinating, defecating or expectorating in the public restrooms.
No eating the food with your mouth allowed but you may chew it with your hands
“Hey, let’s pick up a few taco suppositories before we head over to Best Buy.”
Tacositories?
Ohh Back Door Dinners…Thanksgiving special
THIS IS NOTHING! IN MY COUNTRY , WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ BOOKS IN SCHOOLS!
But are you allowed to court food?
*propositions an asparagus*
♬ Call any vegetable and the chances are good….
That the vegetable will respond to you-woo! ♬
WHY DO YOU THINK CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU SMART???
haha, i can understand how this sign is a fail without context, but i’ve been in this food court many times and it makes sense there…basically when you walk in there’s an area with a salad bar and some food stands in one half and an eating area in the other half….obviously you need to pay for your food before you can eat it, and the way they have the traffic flow is so you walk into the restaurant/salad bar area (“food court”), get food, then walk through the registers, then go sit and eat. the sign means you can’t eat in the restaurant/salad bar area (since obviously, if you’re still in it you haven’t paid for your food yet…also, health regulations)….but yeah, without that context, definitely a fail haha.
We have struggled for 53 minutes with this concept and now you do this?
And having a non-eating area caleld a “Food Court” is NOT a fail?
Riiight.
It’s like telling someone not to piss in the toilet, but still go to the bathroom when they need to pie…
mmm pie
Holy elephant, i meant pee!
damn! missed by a minute.
Pie flies when you’re having pun.
WAIT!!! There’s pie in the bathroom?
There was. But i accidently… Left a stain on it…
it’s a court of places you buy food. that’s what a food court had always meant to me, don’t know what’s wrong with it…
Considering the normal meaning of “Food Court”, it’s still a fail for naming it such.
this is true..
I was shocked to see my old food court featured on failblog!
and then i remember being scolded for eating part of my taco salad “in the food court” before I paid for it. :p
I don’t eat, i swallow.
Just don’t tell us about it if you decide to masticate
Must….sleep….even…..numbered…..day……TTFN…….zzzzzzzzzzzz
Have an early good morning…
What a stupid sign than what Microsoft Sam reads?
Well, Is this statement made by the dietician or it’s just to save food future generations…..
In Russia, we do not eat in food courts. The food courts eat in you.
And we drink vodka. Without occasion. All day long. And kill policemen.
rofl XD
lol is very dam
Did he diet?
No, but he’s only been given 6 months to liver. His conscience is eating him alive.
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
We can if we straddle the love seat
where then where the freak are we supposed to eat? In your dining room?!
Ok, then I’ll just poop on the floor and drag my butt across your counter tops. Thanks for the extra napkins, but I won’t be needing them. I used your coat instead!!! TAKE THAT MANAGMENT!
XD… i laughed for 5 minutes at that one
Hahaha I go there but I’ve never seen that, that’s hilarious
*starves*
*rushes and eats food in the food court*
But you may buy a meal, look at it, smell it, and then throw it away.
Dude… taken out of context! you can’t eat your food before you buy it!
seeing that i go to usc, they just wanna make sure you pay for your food, some of which is weighed to determine the price, before you eat it, since the dining area is different from the place where you purchase the food
LOL yeah i was actually at usc a week and a half ago and saw this sign XD this is at that eating place outside of fluor/webb right? i was gonna take a picture and post it here but looks like someone beat me to it! XD trojan fail
go bruins 
no but yeah this guy is right, by food court they mean like the area where you order the food… you order the food then pay for it at a register place off to the side, which leads into a dining area where you could actually eat food
this is true..
I was shocked to see my old food court featured on failblog!
and then i remember being scolded for eating part of my taco salad “in the food court” before I paid for it. :p
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
Instead of that notice board, they have put the board in which they have to mentioned what actually allowed in food court.
Ahahahah when i saw this going into cafe 84 I thought “O.o wtf?!”
Was at USC across from my dorm.
What kind of food court is named “The Grill”? MEGA fail…
thats like asying “no one better be pissin in my toilet!”
but they’re just talking about that part of cafe 84 with the restaurants right? not the actual tables and stuff
Lol i could see someone getting dragged out of the food court for eating a sandwich
There’s a similar sign at my college’s cafeteria. It says “Please Do Not Eat or Drink in the Cafeteria.”
Thats gotta be terrible for buisness
a worker there:SO THATS WHY WE NEVER GOT CUSOMERS!!!! GOD DAM IM F*** BOSS
someone getting dragged out of the food court