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I dont get it. Im spanish, could anyone explain me whats up with
sue h yoo?
Thank you!
“Sue Yoo” sounds like “sue you”, i.e. she will pull you before a court of law and sue for damages (= money).
Hes spanish, he wont understand, write F instead of S instead. (Im castellano, and thats the only way to make spanish people understand)
that is such a good point Eddy baby
I’m Spanish I don’t understand what you mean with the F and the S.
But sure I do “sue you”.
…………sue you?
Que “Sue Yoo suena igual que Sue You, o sea, te demando. Poca credibilidad para una abogada xD”
OK thank you all!!
Sue Yoo And her associate Ann Winn
Satan H. Satan
xD .. you made me laugh.. |=
Ah Satan = NatasHa
Natasha H Satan… a palindrome!
devil never even lived… another one.
Wait, when did my ex-girlfriend become a lawyer?
I’ve often heard that Asians are terribly litigious, and this confirms it.
You talkin’ to Yoo?!
Sez Yoo.
jajajajaja! r u talkin’ to yoo?
Fuc Q. Yoo.
“Phuc Dang” is actually a rather common Vietnamese name.
I think I found my new lawyer
Did you try calling Dewey, Cheatem & Howe first?
I use Hadaway and Shite.
*realises only Geordies are going to get this but presses ‘Add’ anyway*
Hah, vintage Morcambe and Wise! Came straight into my head too.
am i the only one who thinks that she looks somewhat like kaylee from friefly?
You are not alone. My first thought when I saw this was that she looks exactly like an Asian version of Kaylee. It’s kinda scary.
…Okay, now I want to rewatch Firefly again.
thank you taaroko and enjoy the show. it wont last long…
*sigh* I know. I’ve already seen it like five times all the way through. Those FOX execs who axed it must have been lobotomized or something.
The well known subsidiary firm of Grabbe, De Monie & Runne?
Sue Homicidal Yoo?
Sue Hates Yoo?
Mookie Wuvs Oo, 2.
Jam lubs Mookie 4eva.
*smoochies*
LOL! I misread that as “jam lubes Mookie” somehow.
Yeah, that’s what I meant.
Not sure jam is a good lube.
Of course it is!
It’s sticky, non-toxic and tasty. What more could you ask from a lube?
To come in a convenient 2 liter bottle.
With special potato-brush applicator.
Bacon!
***masturbates***
huh
Wow, I did not expect that!
*spanish inquisition appear*
No one ever expects to lube the Spanish inquisition.
I like to lube the Spanish. But that’s no secret around here.
is this the appropriate place to ask for a video share?
what are you talking about anymore!!!!!! what kind of retard uses the word smooches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it…
*honks*
wth is wrong with her name Oo
*sigh*
*sigh*
*headstuntdesk*
Even funnyboi can’t explain this one.
Would you care for the use of my stunt desk, it is made of polystyrene, for lack of pain on head desk interface!
I’ll stick with my exaggerated sigh but thanks for the offer. That sounds too much like effort.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*shrugs*
Ah well, it is kind of useful, and comes in handy on days such as these!
Mine has a handy neoprene slip-cover. Courtesy of nightshayde.
For all your headdesking needs. I’m thinking of renting it out.
sue a jew.
haha “Sue H Yoo” means “Sue ME” in Korean hahahahahahahaha
Does this remind anyone else of a spy that makes you randy?
only my mother could make me randy, andy.
lol… simple but …. ahhaahha
ok, will someone make this clear to me?
her name is Sue Yoo
it sounds like sue you
I think I’ve just found my sister.
I’m from the Yoo family, my name is Scroo.
It’s funny because she’s a lawyer and her name is Sue Yoo.
whats wrong with sue yoo
is it an usa-only-fail? ~.~
Mookie… help me here!!
Say the name.
“BonnaBid”.
Nope. I still don’t get it.
Try doing it while holding your tongue.
but who wants to sound like vito corleone?
sue you. when you sue someone, you have to go to court, Sue H. Yoo is a lawyer, who aids in the prosecution of the person you sued.
“the name”
Ok, what now?
nothing. this is where you bring out your video of paris hilton.
In the USA, women are not allowed to be lawyers.
*roffles*
What about lizards?
All American women are lizards… man-stealing, money-grubbing lizards.
*nods* yup! *steals money, grubs men*
i am an american woman.
but i can agree with this.
I don’t get it as well
Right I am going to Sue you!
*serves papers*
*noms papers*
PLEH PLEH PLEH!
What is this rubbish you’d have me eat?
Jam, those were legally binding, you may need these for later.
*proffers prunes*
*signs prunes*
*passes them*
Wow, they do work through you quickly.
Ain’t that the truth….ratified by the masses!
I’m going to need a witness for this passing.
I am not sure many will want to be the judge of that!
OoOOoo…put your clause away, I was only kidding. :p
*petitions for forgiveness*
Acquit your petition already. Jury’lly think I wouldn’t?
I will file this under one of my many misdeeds!
*changes subject*
I saw attorney owl once that looked like an illegal.
How ill, did you ripar(ian) it?
No I didn’t.
I’m guilty of animal cruelty, Evidencelly.
*is out of legal puns and is now cheating*
Illegal puns! Someone call a lawyer!
I’ll counter Sue Yoo.
Pah that is no defence!
Your (Statutory) rights though, I am running out of ideas!
The bar for these puns is raised quite high.
There’s no guarantee we can keep it up though.
scribbling quickly… Sue does Yoo on the counter.
Fake! I looked it up at cromwell.com, and the only Yoo in NY office is a Joonkeun Yoo.
FAIL fail.
Oh, the staff turnover at these places is extremely quick. No doubt tomorrow Joonkeun will be working at McD’s, too.
Here is a reference to her old employers (from 2008):
ht tp://wallstreetblips.dailyradar.com/story/sullivan_cromwell_llp_lawyers_sue_h_yoo/
Let’s sue her.
Sue Yoo can sue you too?
You too can sue Sue Yoo. If you do sue Sue, Sue may shoo you with a “Boo!”.
.
OK, I forced that one. I’ll go sit in my corner now.
She could be called Sue Mie.
What a way to introduce yourself everytime you meet someone.
“Sue Mie”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sue Mie!”
Sumimasen?
Pardon moi?
X. Q. Susie moi?
suzie creamcheese by any other name would still sound silly to yoo
Google her, there are other articles about her. BTW, there is ANOTHER Sue Yoo coming up to practice law, she is a student at Vanderbilt University, class of 2011.
Class of 2011? You can google the future now? That makes sports less interesting.
He’s using Marty McFly’s Sports Almanac.
Hey Guido! When will England win the world cup or the Euro? I need to know so I can sleep through that tournament.
*smirks and stifles a lol*
*wags finger at Arthur*
Tsk!
What? At least I indicated that’ll happen in my lifetime!
Hey twit…it is called student directory, it doesn’t take much to see that she is a Junior…which would make her class of 2011.
if you engage in unwanted googling, she might sue yoo.
not a litigator so she probably won’t.
if your name was “Joonkeun” and you worked in new york, dontcha think you might use an Americanized nickname?
I work in a food place where we ask your first name to call you when its ready, near a university with quite a few Asians. I’m bery used to it now, they will tell me their name is “Ken” or “Susan” or “Kevin” or “Ashley” and then when I swipe the credit card it actually says “Ngyuen” or “Panjama”.
U realize that at least Ngyuen is a family name?
She’s quite real, and licensed to practice law in California. Her middle name is Hyun, apparently.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_detail.aspx?x=234495
She is listed with the State of New York Bar System as follows:
Attorney Detail as of 09/09/2009
Registration Number: 4234001
SUE HYUN YOO
United States
Year Admitted in NY: 2004
Appellate Division Department of Admission: 2
Law School: DUKE UNIVERSITY
Registration Status: Currently registered
Next Registration: Aug 2010
She may have gone to another firm, as someone mentioned. However, the actual website for the law firm mentioned doesn’t look like this screen shot. The layout is different and the background at the top of the page is sort of a swirly graphic pattern, not a cliff.
It’s real. I (sadly) recognized Sullivan and Cromwell’s old layout. That would be an epic fake, if you faked a layout that’s not even current anymore.
Oh, I get it. I just didn’t know what “sue” meant.
“Sue H Yoo” means “Sue me” in Korean lol! Its an incredible fail hahaha
ok.. you wrote this twice, which makes me suspect you think this is true…
If you say anything often enough, it becomes true.
True.
My son’s name is Lit E. Gate. I’ll send him to law school!
If that is actually true, I feel deeply sorry for your son. Who the hell calls their son Lit?
Liddy Gates?
I named him after how I felt during conception.
Ummm…. I’m not gonna ask.
He won’t tell.
Hmmm… this could be some kind of policy…
and then, she opened her gate of hell. …
The comments on this fail make Jonathan Lee Riches cry.
Her sister, Scroo, works for an escort service.
Hahahaha,
Hank her brother must be really polite.
Their brother Fuq is a bouncer!
And Bill, the accountant.
And Wassamatta, the doctor.
And Mary, the Justice of the Peace
(Might be funny only in the US?)
And her other sister, Fook.
the nun?
Personally this borders on racism. So therefore I will not be commenting on this on.
Good morning all K@tcf and Jam and anyone else.
*tips gun*
*loads gun*
Not getting this tips gun or load gun thing?
*tickles mercilessly*
I didn’t have a hat. Mookie’s comments are always loaded.
I’m always loaded too.
*hic!*
It`s not a slur on the lawfirm “Dewey, Cheatham and Howe” further up the page, that`s just good fun. Actually I felt less pleasant during the last fail.
That’s a really short biography.
a guy bit me at school
“Personally this borders on racism”
“Racism is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.”
So how is posting this unfortunate name making the claim that one race is better than the other?
It isn’t but he’s not really a legal eagle so we let it slide.
I don’t know whether it is racist or not, but the fail with the lawyer named “John Smith” wasn’t nearly as funny.
Bwahahaha! You said John Smith! Harharhar!
Psst AE! Tim Johnson *runs around giggling*
You need to consider the source of that claim. Not a lot of what he says makes sense, and sometimes it’s just there to be provocative and self righteous.
It is the new version of crying wolf – people just run around yelling it until it really happens to them somewhere.
Wolf?!?! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*runs around screaming and waving arms*
*writes another royalty check to BondFan*
there’s a virginia wolf joke in here somewhere but I’m just not there yet
Be afraid – be very afraid.
Maybe we should get Brewski a room of his own!
Let’s sue someone else.
Last time I tried to come to Failblog I had a virus warning. Now it’s gone, but still you all should run a scan.
*Squeeze*
Thank you, all is well here!
I get this periodically. Browser hijacks, redirects, and other weirdness. And it’s always failblog (of course, that’s where most my web activity is!) I think they must get hacked regularly.
So that’s where my cold is coming from.
Nah, that’s coming from pigs.
or birds
Yes!!! I’ve had the same problems lately here.
Your exclamation marks indicate that you’re happy about that? And for me it was a premiere, that’s why I thought I should let you all know.
No, I’m not happy about. Sorry if you interpretted it that way.
No need to apologize, I was making a joke. Well, tried to.
We really have to stop kissing pigs…
Swine H.* Floo?
~~~
Ahi Choo
If she’s related to John Yoo, elevate this to MegaFAIL.
(oops, sorry, thought i was in PK for a sec)
It is now permissible to torture Slan Agat.
*pokes Slan with a stick*
*joins poking session*
I love Gong Li.
Thanx to you all.
*squeezes Gong*
*checks off log book*
Whew! Duroc was MIA for far too long.
*squeezes Gong*
*gooses Brewski*
*giggles and runs away*
It’s funny because i called her.
*smiles and looks innocent*
You summoned him!
Prove it!
*proves it*
See?
I blame you, Arthur.
WTF!? Gay mature dating!? Fail Blog fail?
OT: Today is 9.9.09, a day without cats on the internets… I wonder how well that will fly.
Dammit- I failed!
Cats flying? Pffft. That’ll happen when pigs fly!
Ahem. You have heard of swine flu, right?
Sorry that ’s a win! LOL
Haha, nice name for her.
Well, this is one cryptofail i guess… It’s bit difficult to encrypt for someone because of that “H” i guess
The ‘H’ is silent.
Didn’t get this at first, now I do – lol
Sue you!
I read the ‘H.’ – and with my british accent it sounded like ‘Sue Hates You’
(I say H like: hey-ch)
there is a law teacher at my school called Mr. Sood.
I just searched the site and she doesn’t work there.
I live in Singapore and was in a waiting room at a clinic and a nurse came out and asked for a Mr. Su Yu Soon. Not lying. At all.
This is a fake, and a not very good one at that. Easy enough to verify.
Still funny…
She looks like an Asian Jewel Staite. How is that even possible?
I was totally thinking the same thing.
You may want to block out the phone/fax numbers.
I hear she used to work for Bleedom, Drye & Runn
Her toughest case was against Andy Fender
I love this and think of all the calls she’s getting right now.
Does she work Sue, Grabbitt and Runn?
Does she have an Asian partner named Yeh Sosumi?
this is a repeat…
Too bad this is a fake. Check the website, there’s nothing on it with that person…unless it’s old.
and PS. the name I used is my real, birth given name.
It’s old. I recognize S&C old website layout which hasn’t been like that in at least 2 years. Used to work as a legal secretary and this firm is epic big.
wat would be funny would if here first name was eye, or anything with the same pronouciation and the middle name is sue. lol
She is Sue Yoo. I am her father, Fook Yoo, and this is her brother, Hay Yoo, and her mother, Yoo Too. She also have cousin called Skroo Yoo.
rofl XD
If she works for S&C, she’s not doing any suing. Just defense.
Is it me, or does she look slightly like a Chinese version of Kaylee from Firefly…?
This isn’t even funny. Just because her middle name is H. doesn’t mean you can make fun of her.
You really don’t get it do you?
I get it, this is because she makes a circle on her name. What a shame, fail!
Sue mi?
Guys, I found this chicks vehicle parked in the Sullivan and Jewwell parking garage!! Check it out… http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jaredp-isuzu.jpg
Ok, Sue Yoo is funny but she’s got nothing on the comments. I’ve peed myself twice already!
I wonder if she has a brother named Phuc Yoo.