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No, this is not my America!
Mine perhaps?
This is awesome,
be thankful that she’s not wearing spandex.
or a thong.
I thought it was the dork on the right with his hair pulled back in a pony tail and parted down the middle
part fail!
Someone wore out their winkies
Yeah… She done took them pants and rectum!
wrecked ‘em, damn near killed them
assplosion ftl
she got a donk
Only in America do people order a Double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET coke.
lol DOUBLE FAIL
Be thankful she is wearing clothes o.o
♪ This is not a miracle…
Yes it is. The girl in red’s facial expression is priceless. Welcome to America.
Facial expression win
nice rack too….WIN!
what rack?
I completely agree. I absolutely love the girl in red’s facial expression!
Disagree. I see that the fat chick has a fat ass and needs to cover it up, but that chick in the red shirt has a look on her face that I just totally want to punch.
amen.
The Harpoons, Man them!
It’s headed for that small moon. That’s no moon…
fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.
and im not being a smartass i’m totally proud of big girls who are cool with it, i also envy them cuz im not cool with my fatness
Nice..
You like?
Oh yes…..or not maybe
i know that i do.
he likes big butts
he cannot lie
he eyes them up
while on the sly
Hulkette!
Her pants esploded.
The legs of her pants are trying to escape.
If you stare at her butt long enough, it will stare right back at you.
…and then it will engulf you.
…and then you play minigolf.
or just die inside …
..while playing minigolf
oh look,orange juice ….*walks away from MNM*
Oh yay! *follows vintage*
There’s no mini here.
wait……….i think………….is that a chihuahua up there?
just a few beavers, move along
Ewww, I don’t want to see her beaver.
Well, I guess you’ve never seen Winkers.
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs
OMG I couldn’t stop staring at those butts!
It’s like slowing down in the car to look at an accident on the side of the road!
this is one where you keep your foot on the accelorator
That could bring on a seizure.
You wouldn’t like me when I am hungry!
care to share the cottage cheese, jenny?
She shouldn’t have had that last chili dog.
And the one before the last
And the 50 before that
poor thing.
uum!
shouldn’t have had that.
uum!
shouldn’t have had that.
uum!
shouldn’t have had that.
and the messed up part is i was there at that concert i witnessed that nasty shit first hand
Mrs Creosote?
Don’t think so. The bukkit is nowhere in the photo.
the bukkit got swallowed
Bouh!
Ugly Ugly Ugly!
Butt ugly
she is a cheeky bugger, ain’t she?
To borrow from Pundit Kitchen:
What is happening in this picture? Tell us in the comments.
The Perils of drug and alcohol abuse on the coherent minds of the young within society……..(my brain hurts!)
I’m looking at the sheer top and wondering if the front is likewise sheer. …
mmm booooobbiiesss
commence drooling.
i ♥ boobs
well ya see she just uh took the puddin pop and ya peel the lid off of the ol’ lipo over flow tank and deep throat it like jenny mcarthy did in the first ten years of her career……
I’d have been the the guy that walked up to her and said:
“Excuse me ma’am. Are you aware that you are currently in violation of the law against indecent exposure?”
…maybe the laws of physics, too.
Also the law against body ratio. Looks like she doesn’t possess the backside that’s in this picture.
Not the golden ratio here?
♪ More than a woman, more than a woman to me. ♪
That’ll butt right out.
Don’t be cheeky, Aja.
He’s allowed to, once in a blue moon.
I let Lou do that on his birthday.
Crack some bad jokes?
Make an ass of himself?
I’m sure he will agree that this is a daily event.
*tries very hard to find the pun*
Vent? As in “wind”?
No pun, just spousal abuse.
I think it was a c-c-c-combo break, but we need to get to the bottom of this.
Well, I was making him the butt of my joke, so it’s not entirely a break, right?
This can’t be the end of the pun run, can it?
“I am Glutimus Maximus…..”
erm…*looks around*
am I in the wrong place?
Nope, we’re all right behind you.
Arse biscuits
NO !
I am Glutimus Maximus !
and you can all line up to take a lick of the glory that is my chocolate starfish =P
nice work Jam, don’t think anyone else got that, made me chuckle though. cracked me right up!
Peter Crouch in those red and white stripes looks even more ridiculous than usual.
Thats so funny I wont even laugh!
At least he’s not dancing.
6’7″ – meh… couldn’t even be a power forward for a professional basketball team at that height.
Hey jam, how do you link these posts to the one you want to reply to?
Whatever you do, don’t hit the “reply” button. It will cause your pants to esplode at the seams and fall off.
You could always press print, cut out our comments and stick them together. Failing that, get some helium and lift it up there.
I like the idea of printing the comments and pasting them back together the way I want. Then I could hang them up on the wall of my bedroom, and laugh at the whole world for being so stupid and not understanding what I’m going through! Hah! If only they knew the pain! The humiliation! I’ll show them!!
errrr…sorry… I’m OK, really…
*Hands over medication*
Come on, it is time.
*passes a glass of water*
I should switch to the deluxe insurance plan with unlimited lithium.
I am sure that would be nirvana!
These relapses will Drain You.
*removes all bleach from the vicinity, replaces with a parrot*
And yet I guess it makes me smile.
Enough of these territorial pi$$ings!
Oops, all apologies to you, I’m dumb today.
“What else would I say”
She’s been planted there to see if her pants would grow back together.
HAHAHA
Looks like they skipped the thighs. Must have not properly been fertilized there.
Oh I get it – Chia pants!!! Okay…
I think she winked at me. 0_0
Ok, I hope she wont do a stage dive….
OK, we all made fun of the pants. Now let’s turn our attention to the sheer top that’s showing the rolls and the bra.
If her breast portions are anything like the ass then there must be some happy people attending that event.
Traumatized children too.
Oh, a breast is too much for me. I’ll just have a wing.
I’ll have two big fat thighs!
Rolls and buns? That’s a lot of carbs.
You think the crabs chewed through the jeans?
I think her last boyfriend did. He’s still in there, trying to escape.
Maybe he’s not trying to escape. Maybe these are his air holes.
You’re right, why would he want to leave? It’s warm in there, he’s got plenty to eat, and he can entertain himself with the echo.
…and there’s plenty of storage place for his nuts.
Nuts? He could keep hid DVD collection in there.
*his
And his satellite dish.
It’s like Superman’s Fortress of Solitude.
…with less ice.
…and more cowbell.
Seasons don’t fear the reaper….
The girl at the front gets a ‘looking like matt lucas’ win
oh, there’s much more fail than the jeans. the see-through shirt that doesn’t cover her stomach, for instance.
No don’t look at me!
God Damnit. Now the mood is ruined. The girl off to the side completely ruined it. T.T
her expression MAKES the picture. How dull would it be otherwise?
I love that girl’s expression.
I feel sorry for the woman who got her hed stuck between the I and the L.
*snorkle!*
She hasn’t been there long, her pant legs haven’t even begun to grow.
Maybe her bicycle wheel, hmmmm?
Because she’s about to trip over a bag of garbage?
That’s not a bag. That’s her right shoe.
Why do these fails always turn up when I am eating breakfast?
The failblog diet plan strikes again.
Move to America. I’m not eating breakfast, I’m still drinking heavily from the night before.
Ack- don’t remind me! I have family there…jet lag is evil! (unless you land in Vegas…then it is just amusing)
You can get jet lag in Vegas just by driving from Barstow. (Hey, good title for a Country/Western song!)
Or by waking up!
*hands MRN acoustic guitar*
*frets*
*picks up the thread*
Baby got back!
junk in the trunk!
Talk about mud flaps. yikes!
nono lol that’s no “baby” XD
¡Ay, caramba!
My eyes are bleeding and all my other senses are damaged.
Please insert less disgusting lulz here –> (||)
At least her wide ass prevents us from seeing the naugthy bits of the guy walking by.
*naughty
It is OK, I see flesh coloured shorts…..what is the point of those?
To rune our vision?
It just occurred to me what this woman reminds me of – a tube of Pillsbury biscuit dough just after you pop it on the edge of the kitchen table.
*shudders*
The problem is, she is not actually that huge, that outfit is just so so so wrong on her, come to think of it I don’t think anyone could really pull it off!
I don’t think anyone would want to pull it off.
I am getting too mean-spirited, it is the Chenin Blanc talking. Time for bed. Thought I could make it to the next fail, but I’ve failed. G’night, and TTFN.
*g’nightsqueeze*
Next time go for a pinot grigio!
I *rofl*’ed! Should I feel guilty?
here’s what she looks like while exercising:
I would let her^ kick my ass…or at least try.
It just occured to me that because this person amazes us in many ways: could it be a man?
Perhaps he even was the model for the statue we saw yesterday!
It’s the auditions for the next generation of Pokemon!
MAN….. i would nail that butt so hard!!!!! this chick is delicious!!!! you ppl just can’t a ppreciate a nice fat booaty
would you like some sails for your boaty there atall?
somebody can have my share. That’s nasty.
I would be afraid that, after one thrust, I would bounce back, outside the earth’s atmosphere
before or after you get lost in her.. curves?
folds and flaps
Good morning squeezes for everyone……(I got to go in 8 minutes)
*good morning squeezes*
Good morning Shadowthesniper. Where are you going don’t forget your lunch. *hands StS a brown bag full of twinkies.*
I’m blinded.
That is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Can someone name something scarierer? (Can’t use the scary teddy bear at the dentist)
i can.
imagine her as seen from the front XD
Your dentist has Forgotten Forest plushies in his office? I wish my dentist was cool like that.
Have an early morning, everybody. And a good evening here in the Philippines.
Too unfitting… LOSE WEIGHT!
You to Timothy of fail. I have .2% body fat and can’t loose any more.
its a bird!
Its a pla–
holy khrap is that Fatzilla?!
♫SO a needle and thread♫♪
Good morning all.
dat ass
That behind looks mighty comfortable!!
“Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.”
“I mean, her butt! It is just so.. Big.” XD
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum!
You got admit it’s eye-riveting
Two men enter, one man leave!!!!
yeah, the girl on the left is really fugly
They dont know if to LOL or CRY..
holy flaming crap in a basket!! does that woman not have real friends who will tell her when she’ looks like a piece of crapola
I feel her pain. I also always seem to have pants problems.
Sadly this reminds me of my cousin…. she used to dress like that… *shudders*
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Tight around the thighs…problem solved. The girl in red has a look like, “Damn I’m a douchebag, for not thinking of this first. That girl is so awesome I wish she was my mom.”
I like how all that ass fit inside the pants, but the thighs just would not be contained……FREEDOM!!!
It’s like she got hit with gamma radiation but only her ass and thighs turn into the hulk.
At least her top half isn’t all that fat…
I think the woman beside her is wearing the cut-out bits.
Mmmmm, I’d call this one a photobomb, too.
eye candy
I’ve heard of someone’s arse trying to eat their trousers and until now, I had never seen a successful attempt.
LOL IS THAT CRUZAN AMPHITHEATER?
HAHA Mayhem?
Um, so my cousin thinks this crime of fashion might be a friend of hers (no, really!), but of course can’t ask her….can anyone tell what event this was at, so maybe she can ask her about that, rather than, “Hey, was that your huge ass in that picture on Fail Blog?”
Oh go ahead and ask her. Maybe it will be a shock to her senses and she’ll realize how she looks. Someone did that to me and I am eternally grateful! Someone once told me that my ass was the inspiration for the movie the Blob… not anymore – I lost 120 pounds. Thank you Jenny – that took guts!
yeah me too
i think this girl went to my high school
her name was chelsea
omg, this is mad late but i think i know her too
are you talkin about chelsea hummings?
btw are you alison from herrick hs? class of 08???
dude i cant blieve ur still picking on this chick!!!!
I would love to tap dat ass!!! I bet she rides likes a well tuned Ducati
So everyone else is noticing that shes fat, and not that she has white legs and a black torso?
Interesting. I vote that the massive FAIL here would be the look on the girl’s face in the foreground. Because laughing at someone else in derision makes you a really really nice human being, you know? The cruel comments come a close second.
Maybe if she didn’t gorge herself on too much food she would not be a disgusting and obese object. Self inflicted wound!
I agree – as a former really fat person – I was obese due to too many arm bends. Some people have terrible diseases and can’t help it, but that is very rare.
I’m not saying anything. *WIN!!!!*<–including that.
Oh, is that why you’re here on Failblog, then? To NOT laugh at other people’s downfalls? No, I’m sure you’re here to read other people’s comments and then be the Good Samaritan and turn them to the path of righteousness.
Have some coffee. Better yet have some beer. We’re saying that It is her fault she looks like that. It was my fault I looked like that. You read WAAY too much into our comments. Chill out this is all in fun. Breathe breathe…
Can’t have beer, barley allergy. I can only have hard alcohol. Less liquid=does the job and less tinkletarium trips. I was just being snarky. I’m not gonna cry or go to therapy or anything. much.
there is a Fibonacci ratio betwwen the length of her legs and the width of her hips. why, then, is it not visually pleasing?
See that’s the kind of girl that gives us girls with nice large asses a bad name. I have a big ass and it isn’t nasty looking like that. And even if it was I wouldn’t show it off like that. That’s just gross. Sadly I think I know that girl. Ew.
You can almost see the diaper
her ass looks like an angry face to me (the pockets are the eyes and the mouth is where the jeans are torn)
NASSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYY
its the hulks wife
IT’S MANBEARPIG!!!
This was at Cruzan Amphitheatre MAYHEM!!!
This is NOT what Sir Mix-a-lot was talking about! NOTnotnot!!!!
i second that
crue fest 2!?!
1. Ew, too much. WAYYYY too much.
2. I know where that is! That’s Cruzan Amphitheatre in West Palm Beach Florida!
lol that was soo funny it sucks cuz i have wifi and i have to sit on my proch trying to get a signal lol it sucks sooo bad i hate it so much any who that was a funny pic
Oh dear Flying Spaghetti Monster!
D:
D:
…holy shit, I know that girl in the red. Her name’s Jessie.
Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.
i know right?
where the hell is her belt?
This picture is the ugly laughing at the ugly though. Every single person in that picture is hard to look at. Every. Single.
girl in foreground shouldn’t laugh, she’s not that slim.
Those are some nice childbearing hips.. mmmmm…
She didn’t blind me with science, she blinded me with those nasty legs of hers!
The look on the girls face is CLASSIC…love it!
that’s effing disgusting.
Fail?
more like, booty win!
Double Fail? Exploded-pants-girl and the red-top-girl on the left?
Awesome picture but I don’t understand yet its fashion or anything else….
I’d hit that.
yeah, I don’t know what made me more sick, the butt or the butt-face on the left. double fail.
“Just because it comes in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.”
Halloween 2? That movie sucks.
O.o. Ya know. There’s something to be said for eating all the food in your home and then turning around and trying to eat the jeans off yer arse. -_- Epic Fail.
FAIL!?!?!?
THIS IS NOT FAIL, PEOPLE!!!!
THIS IS EPIC (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who ever thought that that looked good was a complete retard!! And it to boot, an overweight person is wearing it so it’s about to make me lose the breakfast of LIFE cereal that I just ate! (And my Mom wouldn’t be too happy about me barfing on her computer…)
Maybe she doesn’t have a mirror.
OMG – are we making fun of a blind person?!?
Sorry – they just made me go through diversity training at work. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth… It was a waste of an hour and a half, but at least I am employed. And there weren’t even bagels.
No I don’t want cheese to go with my whine, thank you…
O HOLY SHIT.
She looks like my cousin…
her ass is eating the jeans. if she keeps walking shell be assed out!
WHAT DA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Who let the walrus out of the zoo?
AHHHHHHHHHH thats my mom!!!!
Holy shit, i was there. its a crue fest concert in NC. i just never saw her. THANK GOD!!!
Homegirl in red totally knows what’s up.
I love the girl in red’s facial expression. Truly, this picture is high-frickin’-larious! Fatty made a funny with her wrecked pants.
Chic in red has nooooooo business laughing at anyone else…..shes hardly a prize…. a woofa
On the other hand….seriously girly….a little dignity goes a loooong way…. unlike those pants
There is nothing wrong with having a big ass. Look at Alexis Texas & Austin Taylor, both extra ordinarily hot women with huge asses!!!
My, what an ass we’ve got here!
Blehh! (throwing up)
That looks like Bonnaroo festival in Manchester TN. It’s a lot of fun but there are some really strange/trashy people that are in the crowd of 80,000+ people. Hell of a place to people watch.
more like whale watching
Dang, I was there. Red White and Boom 2008 in Council Bluffs, IA. 311 and snoop dogg concert…def did not see her, LOL!
Major fashion fail, who wears a red dress to a concert?
That girl in red can’t even pose properly. Fail indeed.
Fo’ sho
Yeah, the pants are pretty bad but the hurl in red has absolutely no room to judge anyone…she has nasty, greasy, thin hair, she’s quite the chubbs herself, and her black nail polish makes her look like she just finished re-reading Twilight for the 20th time. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone had taken a picture of her and her winnar boyfriend for submission to FAILBlog at some point in the day.
wtf you talking about, that’s a NICE ASS. gets me kinda hard too.
Whatever,,,,,, the pants are really bad but please tell me that’s not a belly shirt!!!!!!! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMG!… i AM the dork on the right with the pony tail… meaning this picture was taken at leeds 07!!!
LMAO!!! Did u notice that chick
i did not… no idea how i missed that!
It literally looks like her ass is eating those pants, and thoroughly enjoying it.
Wow..
I actually thought her face was the fail until I widened my vision… Alot..
Hey look its Oprah
Hawt
Has nobody noticed that she’s wearing some sort of see through top as well! Imaging the view from the front? (body shiver!!)
You’ve totally got to be kidding me! LOOK AT ALL THOSE people laughiing at her! heck, I would too!
i would GLADLY give her jeans.
just so people wont have to gouge out their eyes.
The ginge in the corner is so disgusted. I wonder if she has ever looked at her ugly mug in the mirrior.
youre fat!
That ass is fat but ill still pop a few nutts over it
LOl Look At Her Face. Name Fail.
That lady in the red tops face…..WIN
An R. Crumb comic come to life.
Hahhh YOU durrin?!?!?!
only in america
OMG.. This ass is so BIG!!