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Statue outside of Lotte Hotel in Busan, South Korea.
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“Be honest — does this marble make me look like I am a big butt?”
I was thinking to the direction of balls and a micropenis.
Hmm, There’s only 1 ball
…but it is about twice the size of a human head.
It’s quality, not quantity?
Ask LCB what she uses in her turkey baster, I am sure we will be provided with an informative and complete answer on the subject!
I think it’s for a wating room for those getting a prostate exam
Maybe it is someone pulling their head out of their ass?
Fusilli Jerry!
Potato Vicar!
They’ve finally acknowledged his achievement!
What ever happened to ‘Burn of the Week’?
Yay a Seinfeld reference… good old times…
I question the sanity of the doorman.
From the back, it often looks that way…
Not at all, your a natural big butt.
(and balls)
Musta busted a nut
.
Live TV Drug Bust Fail
***masturbates***
“I’m just big stoned.”
No its the pants that fit all wrong.
I think it may just be that they make you look as if your thighs are no longer correctly attatched!
Wow a 5 polygon goatse
Wow a polygon fail
Mankind really is … stupid
“Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize half of ‘em are stupider than that!” – George Carlin
And i am in wich line again?
Not so. Three groups, more clever=M, average=A, less clever=L.
If half the people were L, then L= A+M. That would mean A is not any more average.
You’ve got your average and your median mixed up.
Some people have the dirtiest minds. I thought it was an abstract peach placed between two unstable figures of stone. It’s inspiring really, broadening the mind. It heals the sou-…
*shouts in distance* Oh, shut up, Shadow! You were never an art critic and you know it!
at first, thats what i thought it looked like too!
But it lacks peach fuzz.
If questioned about art, just state ‘it represents man’s inhumanity to man’ and nod sagely.
Oh… I see how it is now. I thought you were just being profound at the YSP. HMPH!
Yes, he says that to all the girls! The Moomin is a heartbreaker.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I just said we should go the bit that made noises.
Ahhhh. Bach.
I don’t think that works with statues Radar.
The above comment represents man’s inmoominity to lolcatburglars.
If you want to learn how to write like a pretentious art snob, then clicky ^^^
Are there any pretentious music critics in the house? Clicky for the Cheezstock Litterbox Set.
Hmm… I like it. It represents man’s inhumanity to man.
Yes, I was thinking the same thing. And bacon, off course…
Here’s my take on the Cheezstock set:
The music limns absence as an unmitigated presence. The take on absence is more sensuous than cerebral. The songs do not deconstruct the idea of absence and then rebuild it as a dialectical opposition, positing that what’s not seen, felt, experienced is as significant, perhaps more so, as that which is.
So… what you’re saying is: It had a good beat and was easy to dance to so you’ll give it a 75?
Call me unappreciative, but I really don’t see no art in that.
I don’t know a lot about commenting on art, but I know what I like.
So… pin-ups?
*runsawaywithaquickness*
No, this is a stick up!
Reach for the stars!
*ahem*
This is MY turf. You go over to the next block where the elementary school is and steal the kids’ lunch money.
POICE! Stop her!
*superglues ASM to end of Brewskis name*
*sprints off*
Hey! How did that come about?
How do I get this thing off?
*leaves FailBlog, heads back to ICHC, reports directly to the Naughty Barn*
*grabs LCB and pulls her back*
We don’t need a naughty barn here…we can just be naughty right out in the open!
But… but… there are YNGs at our Naughty Barn. And sometimes also firemen!
Are you taking the guys here for granite?
Hmmm. Mind if I join you in the Naughty Barn, LCB?
*struggles with name*
*finally gets it off*
*falls limply on floor*
Whew! That was really hard. So much for “easy come, easy go”.
*hears a muffled *KABLOOOOEEY!* in the background*
Oooooh…BFF isn’t going to like this.
No, Admiral, I’m not. You’re all much too gneiss.
Unappreciative!
Even if you don’t like giant butts per say maybe you can appreciate that it is hard to make round smooth objects out of rocks, or that the artist created something that is not only recognizable but creates this much conversation.
…and in the end I ask What is ‘art’ anyways?
‘Art’ is a four letter word.
…
Wait a minute.
*recounts*
I know a lot about art…but I don’t know what I like.
*double-snork!*
Here’s all you need to know: the more expensive it is, the more you should enjoy it.
I’m no schoolboy, but I know what I like.
Art is an anthropogenic construction, created to provoke emotion.
Does producing ‘the desire to spank’ count as an emotion?
erm, yes actually!
It’s settled then. This is art to me
Note to self:
Never moon Jenny…
Unless you feel like a bad boy.
As a former member of a famous Synchronized Mooning Team, I resemble that!
Maybe we can brush up on our skills, and do a Synchronized Mooning competition, WN! I predict we’ll skyrocket right to the bottom!
I’m down with that
What is art? Art is:
… never having to say you’re sorry
… a many splendored thing
… a little bit country and a little bit rock-n-roll
… a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
… not here, man
Wait, what was the question again?
The question was, “How are you today, LCB?” *squeeze*
*squeeze*
I’m as busy as a one-eyed cat at a wallpaper-kicking contest.
Also dangerously undercaffeinated.
Shhhh. Come lick this section of wall. I put caffeine in the glue during set-up.
The question was, what is an informal nickname for Mr. Eld?
I thought everybody just called him “The Doctor.”
We could really use a good doctor around here! One that is fully licensed and thus can’t dodge my lawsuits! How else will I buy a new sailboat?
What happened to the old one?
A terrible accident. Poor, poor man.
Dr. Eld! Where is your MD? Or even your PhD? Well? WELL???
I cannot talk about that. National security you know.
I hereby declare it International Squeeze Day.
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
Isn’t every day ISD?
*SQUEEZE!*
Works for me!
*squeeze*
Some days are IPD.
*pinch*
International squeeze party!
*dives in, wildly distributing squeezes regardless of nationality*
You crack me up, like a stone butt!
Art?
That’s a man’s name.
-Andy Warhol
Oh, I kinda appreciate that. I meant the chair in Brewski’s clickie thingy.
BAH! You think that’s art huh? I should start showing people my house and charging them for it. Compared to this my house is full of worn out crap, er I mean “Art”.
Don Martin was a genius.
Those who refer to themselves in past tense are dead wrong.
Is that a man, or is the baby crowning?
I dunno, lemme go check around the other side…
Wow. Just. Wow. Hey, Mookie, you gotta see this!
Wow! That’s a two-woman job!
Oh, Hey, wow! This ain’t for children!
*covers own eyes*
crowning jewels
He’s giving himself some head.
This reminds me; does anyone know if Brewski went for his 6-week post-partum checkup?
He hasn’t mentioned it if he has!
I only ask because, well, Thanksgiving is still a ways off and right now the turkey baster’s just sitting there…
The medical malpractice suit against you is still pending, and you already are trying to get me in for a followup appointment??
How many times do I have to tell you? You can’t sue me for medical malpractice because I’m not a licensed medical practitioner. Hmph.
tough luck, scofflawsofnature ‘burglar — Brewski doesn’t have a license to practice law either
(and hardly ever hesitates to drop a pants suit)
“Bite my grotesque granite ass!”
Disclaimer Management assumes no responsibility whatsoever for any dental and/or mandible injury incurred by any person or persons engaging in any form of oral contact with grotesque granite ass.
*romoves notice*
Oooooh, I’ma tell….
When in Romo, do as Romons do.
I wanna be sedated, too.
Gabba gabba fail.
Do NOT remove notice. Do NOT point and laugh at the notice.
We are serious. :[
*points and laughs at notice*
*does it seriously*
:[
*poke*
*SQUEEZE*
As close to first as I will ever get…
(oh brothers)
Well I just thought it was the birth of a planet.
‘Tis a beautiful and awe-inspiring process.
When planetoids collide.
And again,
“*shouts in distance* Oh, shut up, Shadow! You were never an art critic and you know it!”
annoyed the hell out of FB regularsgraced FailBlog with my presence long enough to realize when someone’s seriously trying to be offensive.No worries, mate.
I bet whoever modeled for this never thought it would come back and bite them in the ass.
Perhaps he was teabagging at the time?
That statue looks like a great place to “hang”!
*Slowly but surely finds that the corny use of the word hang is just a decoy to hide the fact that he is alone, at home, sick. Instead of at school*
Awww… have some of my self pity. I can spare some.
*pitysqueeze*
♪ Dang me, dang me, they oughta take rope and hang me,
High from the highest tree — woman would you weep for me?
Ohhh, Da lawd loves a hangin’
and so do we, by heck
so get yourself a lasso
and decorate your neck…
Happy happy joy joy!
I can cry you a small puddle but after that much, I’ll be needing new wellies.
That’s a little different. It’s one statue I won’t let my kids play on.
http://fiestamovement.com/agents/view/58
It looks like a fly that has outrageously big legs and no wings.
*screams*
My raisins have legs
*screams and runs*
*watches as k@ zooms by, roadrunner-style*
…
*facepalm*
Y’know, I’ve never understood women. And I’m beginning to think I never will.
♫ Oh, I heard it on the grapevine! ♫
*screams*
My legs have raisins stuck between them
*screams and runs*
Ahem!
*hands k@ and Jenny “Cease and Desist” notices*
We plead mitigating circumstances.
My client is still in shock, as someone replaced her dried fruit snack with de-winged flies.
I move to have the notice removed as it was a lone incident and will not be repeated.
Don’t be bothered by me, I’m just a bystander…
ARRRRRREST HIM!!!
*police chase after wolfgang*
Now, Your Honour, I wish to object to the request from the defence attorney fo k@, and demand a sum of 50p.
*runs real fast*
Something doesn’t seem right…
*gets out I phone*
AH THERE IT IS!
*plays Yakety Sax*
We will accept payment of reparations, however the price we are willing to pay is 10p and an ‘r’ for your previous statement.
The Prosecution accepts the payment from the defence (and the letter), and will stand down.
*sneaks in and glues raisins to the inside of GBF’s legs*
*escapes*
I can see that.
Oh, good. I was worried that my creative interpretation skills went slightly overboard.
Hey! My rational interpretation skills are obviously of no use in this fail…! Or these threads, for that matter.
Since when is rational interpretation a factor in FailBlog conversations?
I just wanna spank it – but my luck I would probably knock it off it’s legs.
*hands fellow fairy a riding crop*
This is your health and safety rep passing you your personal protective equipment for the task in hand.
Too late! It’s actually quite smooth.
*rubs allover the giant bottom*
*snaps several pictures*
I think it looks like stone bubbles.
*tries to pop bubble with tongue*
*realizes what it really looks like he’s doing*
*walks away… quickly*
Where is DW with that camera when you need her?
*click*
Hee! It’s nice to see others catching up to me in photowall square footage!
I now realize I forgot to add in the earlier disclaimire that management also assumes no liability for any public humilation and embarrassment might also occur due to any kind of oral contact with granite ass.
This is crap! How do they come up with ideas for sculptures like that? Smoke pot and look at pictures with butts?
Why, yes. These sculptors are all ass-hugging hippies.
Yeah, that’s pretty much it… Why?
You got a problem with my artistic methodology?
Do you have a better way to come up with an ass sculpture?
*gooses*
*makes sculpture*
Hmm…
*looks at sculpture*
*pulls out a check*
How much for it?
You money’s no good here, I just robbed you further up there ^ ^
Now my cheeks are uneven. A little off the left one, please, Moom!
Less midget, more peanut?
‘Enraged artist erects stone monument with steps going straight to the crack. At the top of the stairs it reads, “Kiss my *ss”.’
at least it’s clean!
Yes, even the birds are literally scared shitless
its a big Fly!
A similar sculpture is close to the Grand Arche in La Defense, Paris, France, Yurop. (not Paris, TX or Paris, TN or Paris, IL or …)
More like a Grand A**. See http://www.flickr.com/photos/joesi/265254259/in/set-72157594263214663/
Bite my shiny, metal ass?
Alf?
Bender
…and here we can see the sculpture named “Mr. Turd’s last view of the world before the big flush”….
*TP’s statue for realism*
good hello K@tcf. TP’s? not knowing.
Toilet paper decoration.
Take the fotograf(see grannycatflap reference to language)and add a thong.
No idea what that’s supposed to be, but it’s pretty much wrong in every way imaginable.
good morning all
So someone makes a sculpture with the intent that ppl think ‘geeze that looks like a male @ss’.. and it’s a fail?
…. poster fail.. obviously
I am reminded of the “Everybody loves Raymond” episode where Marie takes a sculpture class, and her final “abstract” project resembles gigantic female genitalia, but she doesn’t relaize it.
Me too.
Mostly because I’m wearing the same socks as when I saw the TV show.
*hands LCB a bottle of Tide*
It’s time, sweetie.
*hands LCB a crowbar*
You may need this too.
And here I thought you just had a peculiar affection for washed-rind cheese.
More Limburger, anyone?
*sets down plate and runs away*
This man misunderstood how to cook his Turducken.
Bwahahahaha…hahahahahaha…..*snork*
♫I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny.♪
Agreed!
Could that be? Is that a potato sticking out? This must be a sculpture of the vicar.
My god, it must have been pushed in deep!
Just like a bannana, only without the potassium
I’ve eaten so much banana it’s coming out of my potASSium.
(checkmate)
K, I can take it. A loss is a loss.
How much was it, 39.0983g?
I can’t win with your advantage of 19.
Thats some bad cellulite right there!
How do you get music notes?
Black magic. Additionally, alt+13 or +14 may or may not be involved. It is also possible that you may have to make sure NumLock is activated, but I wouldn’t rely too heavily on that statement..
I burn the pixels on my monitor using a laser pointer.
I sing and grab the notes when they come out. Then I stick them to the screen with PrittStick.
I can’t sing so I use Cliff’s Notes.
I try to find a person of note and then take one of theirs to stick in my post.
Be careful, DW! I’d hate for you to get caught. You could wind up in a lot of treble.
No worries. She’s got friends who know the score.
So many notable responses, so little keeping time…
Well, I’d be in as much treble as YOU when your teacher finds out you were using the Clef’s notes, LCB!
(*squeezes failfriends*)
I’m not afraid of my teacher. He’s just a staff instructor.
It’s a measure of your respect that you’d say that.
You may have crossed the line…brace yourself.
Are you suggesting she should give it a rest??
*SQUEEEEEEZES back, in harmony*
Getting out of trouble is LCB’s forte.
(*many squeezes also*)
(*smooch for Dragon*)
Hey! Don’t squeeze me too hard, or I’ll b-flat.
You’ll always be A-sharp one in my book, LCB.
Really? I’ve always been a little on the rondo side, actually.
Triad I might, I doubt that will happen.
Try all you like, so long as you conduct yourself with dignity.
Oh…ok. I’ll refrain from squeezing you too hard in the future.
No worries. There are verse ways to go.
You’ll always have an allegro up on the competition when it comes to humo(u)r. So I can’t help but give you a Major squeeze!
Woops. You Baroque her.
We can Handel this so long as we find all the pieces that are Haydn.
Oh no! Sometimes gentle squeezes are not my forte. Is the injury grave?
did someone say clef note…here’s your’re bass clef
Thanks! I find the black magic was the most helpful!
Awww, shucks.
♪ You can borrow these ones. ♪
Passing notes? Ooooh! You are SO gonna get detention.
I sing and dogs bark… That’s not helpful for my self esteem
♪You sing alto, I’ll sing alpo♪
♪
Noted.
OT alert:
*has just spent the last hour playing with a Marble Race*
Those things are fuuuun… playing with them should be a national law. It heals the mind.
◙ ♂ ♀ ♪ ♫ ☼ ► ◄ ↕ ‼ ¶ § ▬ ↨ ↑ ↓ → ← ∟ ↔ ▲
Somebody’s keyboard is leaking…
*offers duck tape*
what a quack
If your great work as an artist is a giant butt and sack you should pause and think, maybe there’s a few subjects you missed along the way.
Yeah, like the still-life of the NUDE WOMEN. *I was sick that day, what’s so great about it?*
Looks like two shot glasses with lemon slices being toasted. You know, at a lemon party. *snerk*
I can tell you from experience with “ahtists”, it’s probably intended to be an ass and penis.
what’s the fail here?
I mean really….REALLY this is what art is coming too. God…I mean come on…. It’s gotta be Japanese. Only those guys spend this kinda loot on a pile of crap like this and think it’s awesome, well maybe the chinese too. But mostly the Japanese. I mean come on…..really? I bet at night they put glow in the dark velvet pants on it.
I was thinking maybe it was a baby’s head coming out, but it’s probably a bit small?
Why does this heart have a coinpurse?
what’s the fail
I was wonderring the same thing. There’s no fail here, it’s not as if it looked like human anatomy by mistake…
a tribute to mankind…
buns of stone
Bending over backwards to guess this one….
This is cracking me up…
This guy is a hardass…
“butts” up buddy?
ummmm…that’s all I got…
So, why are there steps leading up to it?
When does open season on artists start again?
if he`d paid his model he might have got a more useful pose.
The artist who is green minded did this. Time to bend over.
why is this a fail? maybe i looks exactly like a man’s arse (or ass) & ball sack because the artist wanted it to, in which case it is a huge win.
Hopefully this becomes the new McDonald’s logo. Or it is in South Korea..
Awesome
what a hard ass
You know you have been goatsed too often when you automatically see a giant granite ass here.
The Internet has destroyed me.
What a waste of marble.
Does it look the same front and back???
Now THATS what I call ‘Abstract Art’ lol
This isn’t fail. This is the biggest win I’ve ever seen! What better way to express ones feelings about society?
Sculpture prank win.
It’s art. Guarantee it was intentional. =P
does this remind anyone else of the phallic statue that killed a lady in the “Clockwork Orange” movie?
Reminds me of the phallic sculpture Malcolm McDowell’s character used to kill a lady in “Clockwork Orange.”
strange movie
I WANT THAT ASS TO BE A GOATSE SO BADLY
wat da hell is dat??? fail
Obviously to raise Free ballin’ awareness,
Underpants are for gnomes!
Haha for me, as an art student, this is extremly funny as in my acadamy (and often in exhibitions around here, Duesseldorf, Germany, too), every year again they are doing some stuff about vaginas and penises. It’s like a mathematical constant that this happens in art circles
i get what what it looks like but what is it actually supposed to be
cornbread makes this look good.
if you yank the balls down, it opens an elevator to the bat cave
sabot, you’re wonderful. I think I cracked a tooth laughing.
If my husband saw this while he was in Busan and didn’t take a picture for me we will be having some words, and he will be having a couch. ROFLMAO
It’s Gutsman!
*DUN DUN!*
Win!!
I agree, looks right to me