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the game is rigged
we have all lost
dammit
@Arthur Eld
Yes Arthur, I confirm, I’m banned.
When I read the last fail from yesterday, I’m somehow reminded of Orwell’s 1984, and that’s probably what the overzealed moderator who erased posts (mine and others, but not even the seemingly offending ones) , must have felt: Whoever controls the past, controls the future , n’est-ce pas, my dear? That’s not only sad, but it’s dangerous and I’m glad that whoever is behind this, doesn’t have that kind of might in the real world. So long guys, it’s been a pleasure with most of you!
Well, TOM, it seems you still haven’t realised the sole reason you were banned is that you were getting increasingly annoying day by day. You were capable of producing intelligent posts, but you sadly chose to irritate us all.
if tom was banned, why is he still here?
Personally I didn’t have a problem with TOM. But he did like us all have his good days and bad days.
I shall miss his humour, and his fat guy avatar LOL.
Love all hate none…..Sitting Bull.
That “fat guy” is the late, great wrestler Yokozuna.
glad you noticed.
actually its a win
Well, Bondfan, it’s pretty pretentious (wow, check the alliteration), to speak for “us all”, don’t you think?
I guess I’m not dead wrong by thinking that by “us all”, you mean a handful of self-elected people who choose to be irritated by me, not wanting to admit that they actually adore waging their little wars between two “DFT” comments?
5 eagles (whom I thank at this place) already proves that you’re not speaking for all Failbloggers, and there’s loads of other interesting people who either admitted not being annoyed by me or at least never complained ’bout anything.
Godspeed! Have a good one!
No regular asked to have you banned. Emily (who runs the blog) decided to do so. So don’t point fingers. Yes, you haven’t alienated all the regulars, but that’s hardly something to brag about. Personally, I am willing to forgive and forget if you show inclination to play nice, but so far you keep making the same mistakes over and over. Show some ownership of how people perceive you, and attempt to change your behavior, rather than blaming others. You are what you post.
holy carp, if you don’t like what the guy writes, DON’T READ HIS POSTS!!! granted failblog can censor whoever it wants, being privately owned and operated, nobody has a “right” to post here, but considering these silly squabbles generate more page views (and therefore ad views, along with the occasional accidental stray click on one of said ads (because really, who deliberately clicks an ad?)) I would think fb would milk it.
That’s what people already do: ignore posters that cause trouble. But some posters intrude in every discussion with insulting comments, and ruin the fun for the group. It’s like trying to ignore a screaming child at the symphony. Yes you can do it, but it detracts from the enjoyment.
There are people who find this blog entertaining to read, and there are a lot of hits from lurkers who enjoy the playful and humorous camaraderie. If that is destroyed, Failblog loses. For what it’s worth: Tom wasn’t that terrible in my book. I don’t think his behavio(u)r warranted a ban.
I know that Brewski, I noticed you saying it before and I appreciate you “knowing how to handle me”. (That’s an honest comment btw, not that anyone sees any disguised irony or else).
I wasn’t pointing fingers though, I said “whoever is behind this”, coz I didn’t know who was.
Don’t you agree that others have a similar sense of humor than me (granny for example), without getting accused of trolling?
Granny can get away with a bit more than a newcomer, because people know him. I wouldn’t blame you for finding that a little bit confusing. The key is to consider how your post will be read and interpreted by others. If in doubt, best to change the wording, or skip the post. That’s all.
You’re doing fine today, BTW.
thanks again. Guess I’ll have to stick around a while longer till people get to know how not to be offended by my posts! I’m getting a little sleep now, cheers to all and no hard feelings towards Emily.
pretension to speak for all is bondfan’s M.O.
will RT for CHEESE inquire at @kingtwip2
This is an example of too much money, and too little sense.
I’ve been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You’re all I’ve ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
‘Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you …
Thanks Michael, I love that song.
no
this is an example of all tire, no car
(I’m talking about the jeep, btw)
talk about cash for clunkers
That truck turned into a little car … almost.
The spell ran out halfway through.
Must re-channel. Connect to your inner trucker.
the little car that… couldn’t.
Is this is what happens when you start amping Jazz’s legs up with roids and forget the top?
Ooh, is this “guess the book by the description”? Is it “The Island of Doctor Moreau?”
Or the lesser known sequel, “Island of Doctor Moran”?
Fail? No way, this is definitely a WIN!
(i)
If this contraption actually works, it’s indeed a Win.
(xi)
all it is is just a dodge neon body on the frame of a 4×4, its pretty common, cept with things cooler than neons
It fails because it’s a neon…
Agree with the Fail… Neons barely have enough engine to move themselves, let alone that rig.
It is probably just a Neon body, with a non-rubberband-wind-em-up powerplant.
Looks like a Jeep chassis and most likely the engine and transmission that goes with it.
Oh – so it’s double fail then.
The first for being half Dodge Neon.
The second for being anything at all related to or involving parts from a Jeep of any model / year.
Seriously – Taking a fail of a car and marrying it to a fail of a drive train? wtf!
It’s likely at the very least a tricked-up V6 and I’d bet it’s got something 5 literish in it.
complete win
(xvii)
when in rome, do as the fairy does!
(xcliv)
(res ipsa Loquitor)
Yes, total win
(xix)
Total Neon Win
(xxi)
k@, you’re so brave to continue the fight.
I agree. If Bob Chandler can do that to a 1988 Ford Aerostar with a BONE-STOCK 3.0L Vulcan V6 engine and call it “Bigfoot” (albeit with the “Shuttle” tagline) then this should be declared a WIN.
(xxx)
itawtp; this is snarky hotrodding at its very, very finest.
I concur, it’s different at least!
It looks more like a trailer for pulling boats… or broken cars.
It’s a giant skateboard. Whee..!
If the car had a really big sunroof, it could be a giant rollerboot.
Nah- that is an old style skoda with a sunroof!
*squeeze*
I thought that was a skip on wheels. This is more of a large, closed-in wheelbarrow.
*squeeze*
this is what the duck tour operators get when they turn in their clunkers. …
thats DEFINITELY a WIN!!!!
(ii)
You’ll be busy for the rest of the day. Probably longer.
If the BMW fail is anything to go by, she’ll be busy for the next 4 months.
You are sooo right!
Give up now while you still have some sanity.
Where’s the fun in that?
Luckily I was low on sanity to start with! Nothing beats handing out tickets to those incapable of original thought!
*is taking bets on how many people say this is a win*
But but but… it doesn’t look like a BMW.
Looks more like a WMD.
Or at WTF.
*snork!* Mookie! You misspelled “a”!
snork!
Originality. Gotta love it.
It’s this creativity that keeps this blog alive.
*does happy “school is back in session” dance*
Sorry, I know it’s tacky. But I can’t help myself! Maybe we can get our blog back.
Hmm…The other side of the coin is we may see less of some of our valued blog members.
Awww, it’s good to know I’ll be missed. Wait… you weren’t talking about me? Oh… okay.
*cries quietly to self in corner*
“Missed”?? Are you going to get scarce once school is in session?
If so, yes, you and Qwaz will be missed, as will the other regulars.
Well, I would like to not get scarce when school starts but unfortunately, school starts for me at 7:40 a.m. I try to be a good student, so I get there at 7:00. Which means I leave my house at about 6:30. And I don’t get home ’til 3:00 p.m. Which unfortunately means that I’m leaving for school when most of the FB fun really starts and getting home when most of it dies down.
originality is over-rated
White Mondeo for Douches?
cough
Well, it IS a win. Its a high-mileage sub-compact off-road sedan! Hell, I would love one of those.
(iii)
Yeah. Too bad since its a Dodge + Jeep lets hope they added (Insert brand name auto service call function that rhymes with Ron Bar) so that they can call a tow truck for it after it breaks down on the second hill.
1 more for the WIN declaration
Seriously? That car looks ridiculous. Like a huge mistake made on an assembly line. Plus I bet it’s pretty uncomfortable to get in.
(iv)
What? I didn’t say win!
Sorry, my bad, I hit the wrong reply button.
*pouts*
*pushes k@ reply button just for fun*
*squeeze*
*squeaks*
*squeeze*
Well let it never be said that you do not know how to push my buttons!
Button up it is going to be a rough one today.
*offers chocolate buttons*
Sounds like we need to keep our strength up!
K@, if he’s pushed your buttons, you should twist his knob in revenge.
*snork*
Or tell him to zip it……nah!
I guess I better snap to it.
*feeds unvel Cro remainder of chocolate buttons*
Thank you!
*gives k@ a button that says “ask me about my button”*
isn’t that… like… a personal question?
Cartman: Where is…the button?
WIN TOTALLY!!!!11111!!!ONE
(v)
Monster Truck Light Car WIN!
(vi)
That’s a win! The only way it could be better would be if it were a 1982 Pontiac Firebird KITT on top.
(vii)
…and was on fire…because the meth trailer it was in front of exploded…next to the welfare office.
the photo shop
Unfortunately, this is no PhotoShop picture… This fabulous (LOL) vehicle is on diplay every day at a specific restaurant in Central Arkansas… I do realize that kinda puts the contraption itself into perspective… you know, being from Arkansas!
↑ At least that’s a new approach.
hehehe
hohoho
hahaha
and a couple of tra la la’s
Good morning all. It looks like a lick a stick job?!
sounds like a personal preference problem if you are intending to lick that stick
WIN!!!
Sorry Sir, it’s red, impair. Your chip is on black. You lose.
Good morning AE.
Question 1) do you have birds that fly south for the winter?
Roulette wheel I will place a bet on 33 red!come on 33 red
I’m curious about question 2).
Good morning 5 eagles.
Good morning Czuhc. The question about the birds?
No, our birds stay where they are, we move our country north.
You mean everyone moves in tents and stuff…….hey wait you are hacking on me aren’t you LOL.
Tents? Hell no! We have great engines under the earth and drive the whole thing up north. In the winter we’re a part of Scandinavia. It’s established now, lots of people make money from that – no way to stop the procedure.
It’s the same with the UK. Giant electric eels pull us via ropes all the way to the south of France, and we bcome part of the Iberian peninsula for the entire summer.
You Europeans are always so far ahead of us Americans. We have to hire FedEx to relocate the birds every spring and fall. It’s really expensive. And people wonder why we have a huge budget deficit!
Shooot! In the south we just use giant slingshots to fling ‘em back North when we are done w/ ‘em.
Back in my day, the Canadian goose flew south of its own volition. You young whipper snappers and your fang-dangle machines to help the birds. Only the strong su- GET OFF MY LAWN- sorry, only the strong birds should survive.
Eh, I tink I lub you.
*rofflesqueeze* That actually made me lol.
(viii)
????(viiixiivix)
That’s not a number … I hope you know that. Unless you mean XXXVI ?
Well. I’m off to the first day of high school. So long failblog.
*walks away dramatically*
*Stops and turns around*
*Stares and sticks out hand*
*continues walking*
Have a good day xCainex. Learn learn learn then teach once.
*Plays sad piano song*
Awww. Our little muffin is going to go get some frsh material for FB.
*tears up a little*
*squeeze*
Good luck, xCainex. We’ll keep the light on for ya when you get back.
WIN!!!
k@?
(ix)
Take a ticket and move on please!
ya its k+@=Kat Wtf so now i know how bad the public school system has gotten
The timw it took your mother smelled my finger figuring out= Wtf so now i know how bad the public school system has gotten
*time
I am afraid your assumtion is very far from accurate, being British I took the 11+ and passed, attending grammar school, and achieving 5 A’levels, the fact I use @ as part of my name is to differentiate myself from the proliferration of other persons who shorten their name to Kat.
*applauds k@*
*the choir sings “RULE BRITANNIA”*
smarty k@
lift-kit ticket kit-kat
So you have 5 A levels, the only point being that it gives you points to attend Uni (as an A level education as a standalone is worthless) …. the lack of uni indicates to me that you’ve either not been, or are still currently studying … So I’ll wait until you’ve been/passed until I pass judgement on the usefullness of your education.
I went to school with a girl that aced every exam she ever took. She was dumb as shit … just good at remembering facts the night before a meaningless question/answer session
Excuse me, I never actually had the money to get in to university as I passed my exams in a time when grants were still in effect, despite being accepted to all my choices, and am half way through my science degree as a mature student, do not pass such a judgement until you know the facts.
He was alluding to a public SCHOOL education, not UNIVERSITY, read before posting.
There there k@, he can haz a brain like you one day.
*jamsqueeze*
I’m edumacated and I got no sense at all. I’d say yes to that but I didn’t unnerstan it.
*sillysqueeze*
looks like another hillbillies wife bought the wrong car so he made it the right car… whatever it is it could run my car over in traffic therefore it wins
(x)
I Did it just for you ♥♥♥♥
That looks like a no entry sign rather than a Roman numeral.
no, not a hillbilly’s car… it’s gary neumann’s car… but he’s not driving, driving in his car.
I think this is a win fail. He tried to win, but he failed at it.
um does that count as 2 k@?
Wolf you assume correctly!
(xii) & (xiii)
I must have missed it… what happend to (xi)? From what I can see, we went from (x) to (xii)…
^^^^ under (i) -they are ticketed in time order!
Ah. There it is… knew it couldn’t be because it wasnt’ there somewhere… Long weekend… still early in the day so reading is still having some trouble…
Little cars can dream big dreams too, I’ll add another win to that.
(xiv)
Only in West Virginia!
In a WalMart parking lot, no doubt.
I don’t see any banjos in this picture.
…but if you were there you could hear them.
Actually a TGI Friday’s.
You know you’re a redneck if…
You know you’re a redneck if…
You know what it takes to be a redneck
…your name is Tuckerlol?
You think lime green is the height of fashion?
lime green shag rug in a double wide
*holds bottle of Jack Daniels and banjo*
Eeey, they don’t call it a ’shag rug’ for nothin
*wink*
Definitely a win.
(xv)
Imposter! Arthur is much better looking. Less purple next time.
*squeeze*
I disagree with myself.
Winnie!
*Hides behind a bush to see if K@ falls for it…
pooh!
(xii)
Tee-hee….
Remind me the movie “Idiocracy ”
It’s undoubtedly a WIN ! A Mazda win ?
(xvi)
its the off-roadster from the movie “my mom/dad/bisexual husband was right and i shouldn’t have put this on my car”filmed by the “sexually involved men”
Photoshop fail? Unless my physic has failed me, shouldn’t the reflection on the black car to the right be of this half neon, half truck hybrid? Not the tree behind it?
Jules! I’m concerned you’ve spent so much time studying the fail.
I thought it was going to be on the fail test.
If this guy is correct, that means that every person who commented before him has been bamboozled!
(Is my spell check retarded, Or is that the correct spelling of bamboozled?)
This is an outrage!
Is K@ still counting?
if so, WIN!
*Waits for ticket anxiously*
You ruined a perfectly good post with the W word
*sighs*
and I believe that is indeed the correct spelling.
However I do not think you were referring to the rig and car itself, thus no ticket.
Not ‘bambououzled’ outside the U.S. ?
Bouou!
heh
*snork*
we don’t put ‘u’s in every word with an o in it!
Who or Waits?
where’s the fun in that?
Yes, you too can have the Pimp My Ride at Home Kit. Just send 3 easy payments of 19.99 to the address below…
Does this kit come with the “Vampire Anti-Reflection” kit?
If so, I have a ford focus that needs tuning..
driving a compact car….
…you fail
*pauses whilst writing ticket*
*nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*faints*
Mornin’ all! Hey Arthur, do you think this is a fail, or a win?
*gasp*
Brewski, how could you!
Um, I hit the blue Reply button, then typed, then hit the “Add Comment” button?
its a win.. but ist turned wrong way. i mean if you drive it you need to look through back window.. thats a fail.
Hmmm.. K? You gone? Lemme help you:
(xvii)
This is gonna get challenging. Lessee, what’s the Roman numeral for 50?
That’s an L of a challenge. Hmmm… *thinks*
Then when we get to 100 I will C what comes next!
All D fun is at 500 though.
Mmmmmm, too true!
I c you know your numeros
I C what you mean.
Boy. Talk about being a day late and 100 dollars short.
*hangs head in shame*
A FailBlog day is a 5 minutes long?
*romoves extra ‘a’ from comment*
Yes. A year is 20 minutes long.
Now THAT’S a hybrid.
No, “that’s” is a contraction.
This actually kinda cool! I saw a vintage Beetle rigged this way once but I’ve yet to see someone rig a K-Car as a 4X4!
Given it’s outside an auto parts store, I’d say it’s an advertising WIN
(xviii)
(Canny also did 11+ and GS, just longer ago than K@ – suspects his A levels are older than she is.)
(did mine in ‘96)
He was right, they are… (‘77)
Only a year older than me then- or not if you count conception, but I am possibly a little older than you suspected!
Wow! Just Wow!
http://fiestamovement.com/agents/view/58
This thing rules, as long as they modified the engine for extra torque I would call this a win. I would paint it black with red racing stripes and flames down the side with a huge spoiler though.
(xx)
SCORE!!!!
Make sure the spoiler is made of rotten 2×4s and superbig bolts!
And leave unsanded Bondo where the wrong holes were drilled.
And don’t ever adjust your speedometer for the larger tires, so when you get pulled over you can say you swear you were only going 30…
And fluffy dice.
An ironic statement on this kind of idiocy WIN!
(xxii)
offroad fail!?
more like ingenuity win..i want one!!!!
(xxiii)
Wow, I’ve heard of cats that thought they were dogs, and vice versa. This, however, is the first time I’ve heard of a car that thinks it’s an off-road vehicle.
You’ve never heard of a Subaru?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/josiahgordon/207790073/
hehehe
‘Wait…i’m not sure there’s enough wheel-well clearance’
I’m from Conway, AR and that’s where this car is. I recognize the background and the car. I saw it so many times this summer driving around. A redneck does indeed own this vehicle.
ditto on the c-way…i know right! is insane.
Make sure to bring a towel when you go fail dipping.
win! not fail
(xxiv)
WIN
totally
(xxv) & (xxvi)
Modification WIN?!
(xxvii)
the anti-chrysler
Holy Brockenbush! That’s exactly what I want to do to my ‘99 Corolla!
Hm. I want to do that to my ‘94 Corolla! Actually, I want to do that to a ‘67 El Camino, but I’m from the country (…and I like it that way).
Reminds me of the Corvette dune buggy I saw once upon a time
Moms gonna be pissed…
They should include this in a new TV/Net show: “When ‘Pimp my ride’ goes wrong”
That is just disgusting.
When I was in High school over 25 years ago, someone in the neighborhood had something almost like that rigged up -
Only it was Ford Pinto, sitting (empty wheel wells and all) on a bare early-70s Ford Bronco chassis.
Well, I guess up that high, Ralph Nader couldn’t complain about the Pinto’s gas tank, anymore…..
That thing above is Ralph Nader’s car. It HAS to be.
PASS OMFG!
not fail. WIN !
(xxviii)
my love ran down ur leg and now ur gone
For k@: This is totally a WIN
(xxix)
I remember reading a demotivational poster captioned, “It’s only a Dodge Neon – UNTIL IT KICKS YOUR ASS.” At the time, I wondered what anyone could be driving that could fall prey to a Dodge Neon. I mean, even a Smart ForTwo is going to hold its own.
Now, looking at this thing, I’ve realized that it dosen’t matter. Nothing visibly identifiable as a Dodge Neon is ever going to appear threatening. Even if it does kick your ass, you’re still going to pass out laughing.
redneck engineering ftw. cheap diy rallye car.
Haha. Must be new since the auto shop is over there in the corner
Oh, I remember where I parked my car now!
Good thing it’s not that one.
Looks like a WIN to me.
(xxxi)
Do they have to say ‘WIN’, or will you consider ftw as well? (Look up a few ^^^)
♫ Let’s do the time warp, yeah! ♫
*steps back into time machine, sets dials to 9/9/09*
I let that one slip- as it appears to slide into middle English!
I do not understand how it could be shaped like it?
This is in Conway, Arkansas…I have saw this car several times. The man that owns this also has a yellow Nova, that is jacked up and the wheels are out far enough that he could drive over any car with out much problem if any.
and right in front of an auto parts store too :\
win
(xxxii)
fail? no this is win.
(xxxiii)
Thats a win, RED NECKS FTW
(xxxiv)
It’s more like a hilarity win… if you ask me.
I like, realy…
I used to drive one of these cars and ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOING THIS. I would classify this as a win, not a fail, as long as the owner did it with a sense of humour…
(xxxv)
Makes me wish I had a picture of the Ford Pinto station wagon that was mounted on a monster truck chassis. I saw it driving down my street last year.
that would be the only dodge neon i would drive EVER, no offense to you who drive neon’s
I LIVE IN THE TOWN THAT HAS THISS CAR LOLZ
Also from Conway, AR here – I’ve seen this car driving around town before, and wondered just as well if it was a joke or what the deal was.
I think this is pretty much a super win in my book!
I didn’t think the Neon could get any worse!!
That shit is in conway ar hahah
I bet if we could read the license plate it would say Florida
This is a dodge neon on a shortened 84 Dodge 1/2 ton frame and running gear riding on 35’s. It does indeed work and was built for cheap.
this is a ueen (just because k@ count the wins and i dont like thi…eww f…nevermind)
This is in my hometown. Everyone hates that damn thing.
Ha that thing is kinda cool.
haha is is a total win