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“Whaduhflight?”
Deserves an ¬.¬ I suppose.
Oh well… Love me!
♪ Love lift us up where we belong
Where-teh-fuh cougars* fly on a mountain high ♪
_____
* :3
Pffff
its funny because when i saw the hat the words “What The F***” came into my head instantly.. thats what a few years on the Internet does to you
It’s not as funny as the hat for the Mature Independent Living Females club.
3 things:
- Isn’t Dan Acronym one of the Ghostbusters actors?
- How come fuzz is ALWAYS the first to post?
- Let’s bash some women with hats!
i do believe Fuzz spends 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year on Failblog. there is no other explanation. or maybe his comments are the result of a macro. Either way he is going out his way to get attention on the internet which damn right stupid i think.
he’s trying to confound all the firsters… by being first himself. If you can’t join ‘em, beat ‘em… or something.
up yours.jerk
ROFLMFAO
I wouldn’t pffff fuzz if I were you, :3. Not if I wanted to survive here.
It was playful first of all, and… ok D:<
pffff
heh … my pffff was directed to General etc. Bondfan — and it’s fine to pffff this fuzz — hopefully it’ll make my insubstantial, soft in the head concepts take flight and I’ll meet women
pffffff
that tickles!
(headline: man goosed by winky tickly fairy
)
*Rides up in my motorboat and gives Fuzz some raspberries.*
*buys cobra insurance*
Ricky TICKLY Tavi bought a new mustang?
did somebody say motorboat?!
lmeo!!!
Oh, STAAAAAAAAAAAAARFISH!!!!
WTF FTW?
mirror mirror on the wall
what’s the flightiest acronym of all?
Fairies Talking Whimsically?
Fuzz Trotting Wildly?
Freaks Try Whoopie?
Feral Teacup War
Fighting Tepid Walrus?
Fortifying Terrible Wookies?
For The Win:
Friendly Trash-Talking Walls.
I don’t see the fail, I read WTF women flying
Me too!
but…
Why The Fail??
In Soviet Russia, Flight Take Women.
*rofflesqueeze*
*snorkity-squeeze for you both*
Aja for the wink!
*squeeze-all*
FLASH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAVED EVERYONE OF US
Snap out of it, Flash! Get a hold of yourself, man.
*tries to slap some sense into Flash*
It’s a miracle!
Gordon’s Alive!
Flash dances!
Flash Thrashes Wildly?
Argh! I got wildly flashed by Flash Gordon!
Oh wait a minute, it’s Brewski.
Flesh dances!
I’ve got that album somewhere.
Edit: That’s Face Dances.
Work Time Fun? It’s actually a game on PSP, look it up.
I am enlightened.
It also stands for Waking The Fallen (it’s an album)
And…”Women Take Flight”…what is this supposed to mean? Any reference on feminism?
It is probably a club.
F(l)ight Club?
heh … better not talk about that
It’s the first rule, after all.
(And we don’t discuss the second rule.)
(But we always discuss the third rule)
Heeeeeerrrreeessss…..SAFETY!
heh … also known as:
3. If someone says ‘stop’ or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
If you google Women Take Flight the second link comes up with this (clicky):
The Women Take Flight™ workshop has a history that began in 1998 when Linda Fritsche Castner set out to learn why more women didn’t learn to fly.
The women who tried kept jumpin off cliffs.
Not exactly a hat for guys, now is it?
Should be court-ordered apparel for some.
raptor wear
Velociraptors??
…Do they have hoverboards?
nah, just velocipedes
(but they’re hoping ET will phone … and call them up)
Gotta wear that hat together with child predator hands, that should do some effect!
FTW could be a drunk WTF?
Yes, it really should be, shouldn’t it? I know several guys who should have that hat surgically attached!
quote Avis:
“Yes it really should be, shouldn’t it? I know several guys who should of that hat surgically attached!“
Did she died?
no one died
Yet.
that is very true
will she die during the flight? like on snake on a plane?
yes she jumps but haz no parachute
She used a life raft instead.
She isn’t the one who needs to worry.
*boots Avis out of troll thread*
thanx now he cant complain
He? He?!
*bursts into laughter*
*walks away shaking head, still chuckling*
It depends on the height of whatever she’s jumping off.
sky rockets in flight => afternoon delight
I need a hat that says WTF they could leave off the rest of it unless someone wants to pay for my flight education.
Jenny! You’re back from shopping WalMart for rifles and antidepressants, I see!
*squeeze*
They are remodeling my Wal-mart and I can’t find anything in there!
I gave up on my Wal-mart. It’s like having blue paint dumped into your eyes.
Well someone in my family shits there pants every time we go to Target, so our choices are limited.
Really? Happens in my family too. Must be a bowel control bug going around.
someone’s gone off the deepenz
But it only happens in Target. It’s like playing Russian Roulette but w/ crap instead of bullets.
Walking in the doors I think ‘which family member is gonna get it today?’
*giggles*
Gotta love families, eh?
(Well, not all the time…)
I love them – but prefer them clean
WTF
“Where’s the Fail”
?
“Where’s the beef?”
Where’s Waldo? He owes me 20 bucks!
Waldo (is in) The Fridge
What?! Is he alive?!
Alive and kicking! (fridge’s door)
( why parenthesis ) why
they sure “Want to fail”
*waits to fail*
wont they fail?
WIN THE FAIL!
back to the kitchen?
WTF What The Freak (polite form)
WTF What If
WTF World Taekwondo Federation
WTF Work Time Fun (PSP game)
WTF Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
WTF Worse Than Failure
WTF Wednesday Thursday Friday
WTF Where’s the Fire?
WTF When They Fall (band)
WTF Will to Fight
WTF Williamstown Theatre Festival
WTF Wasn’t That Funny
WTF Way to Fly
WTF Werewolf: the Forsaken (gaming)
WTF Way To Fail
WTF What To Fix
WTF What’s This For?
WTF Write to File
WTF Welcome to Finland
WTF Where’s the Food?
WTF Waking the Fallen (Avenged Sevenfold album)
WTF Women’s Track and Field
WTF Who the Freak? (polite form)
WTF What the French Toast?
WTF Why The Freak (polite form)
WTF Where the Freak (polite form)
WTF Waste Treatment Facility
WTF Words That Follow (online game)
WTF Wild Turkey Federation
WTF When The Freak (polite form)
WTF What the FAQ?
WTF Why the Frown?
WTF World Trade Federation
WTF Why the Failure
WTF Wireless Telecommunications Facilities
WTF Where’s The Fish?
WTF Where’s the Fridge?
WTF Where’s the File (software)
WTF Water Task Force
WTF Weekly Top Five
WTF World Tennis Federation
WTF What the February
WTF Witendofi (website)
WTF Weapons Tactics Force (gaming)
WTF We the Fools (radio show)
WTF Weapons Task Force (gaming)
WTF Wisconsin Test Facility
WTF Well and Truly Freaked (polite form)
WTF Washington Tennis Foundation
WTF Watergate Task Force
WTF Woodson Track and Field
Woah! Typed For ages?
No I stole them. I tried not to do the whole “copy and paste” troll act, but there were too many.
where did you steal them?
You tried…you failed.
tt;dr
Too tall, didn’t reach?
Too tempting, Doughnut rustled.
*runs off nomming doughnuts*
trapezoidal telemetry; diabolical reconstruction?
That makes no sense whatsoever, Admiral.
Tut, tut; don’t ridicule!
Take that, Dragon reinforcement!
Totally tubular dude. Radical!
*surfsqueeze*
Teehee, teehee! Dat REALLYTICKLES!
*squooshysqueeze*
Ta-ta, Darkness Reigns.
*sleepsqueeze*
*tuck, tuck* Dreamy rest.
‘Tis tempting, drink rum?
Tanks, tweetie! *drinks, relishes*
sweet relish or hotdog relish?
*sigh*
tut, tut., drink [more] rum…
tsk tsk, double repents
Well I guess I won’t use my brain to come up with different combinations for WTF.
You know you still can’t help but keep thinking up even more acronyms. Like, “Whip the Trekkies” or “What Tastes Funny”
warm troll finger
Wet The Floor.
Yours? I don’t want to know where it’s been or why.
Wonkie tickle fairy
Woah, That’s Fantastic!
*squeeze*
What, The Fail?
*wags the finger*
Nonono, Jenny’s acronym. I want there to be a wonky tickle fairy.
That’d be interesting.
*Ponders thought of fairy tickling people With Tiny Fingers*
Wags finger? Hmmm, Moomins have a finger there?
*squeeze*
We have a finger in every pie, then we got chased out the bakers. They were serious :[
*squeeze*
You poke you pay. :[
That’s what she said
Round and round I go – where I’ll stop, Nobody Knows!!!!!
Stop here stop here stop here
pleasepleaseplease.
Ooops I tickle you with so many tags that my comment got eaten!
Tickle
tickle tickle
giggle
giggle
gigglegiggle
giggle.
*hyperventilates, wees, passes out*
You forgot Wook The F★cky.
*snorkroffle*
Hmm…I like it. =P
ThisOldNewManGuy he played eight, but the ladies set him straight. They said WTF, it’s women take flight, then ThisOldNewManGuy cowarded in fright.
(eek that was painful)
I don’t know, you kinda have a knick-knack for wack lyrics. ; )
Thanks Dragon, I needed that!
Yer welcome! Couldn’t imagine what you were doing in there in the first place!
*squeeze*
Hooray! We’re out of the dark scary woods!
*squeezes friends*
*squeeze!*
It took all my will power not to thwack the troll after their reply to Dragon.
BondFan appears to have gotten a good giggle out of it though.
Yer welcome! Couldn’t !magine what you were doing in there in the first place!
*squeeze*
(This will eventually double post, since I unthinkingly used the “I” word.)
I think I was lost.
I ended up leaving almost immediately after my 10:13 post to go pickup a fancy envelope for a friend. He bought an autographed photo of someone for a friend of his, and wanted something nice to deliver it in.
*squeeze*
By the way, *squeeze*
Had extra from my school shopping.
Oh and don’t take flight away from me.
*snork*
School shopping left you overstocked?
Yea, I figured I had to grab some extra as all the reunions will come to pass.
busta move
WTF
What if a great song comes on and I’m too shy to get down, what should I do?
Have another drink.
Accidenty an action verb.
I am going to go ahead and naively believe he thinks all women are angels. Please don’t burst my bubble.
I wonder if they need to ride the S.L.U.T. in order to get to flight school.
what does s.l.u.t. stand for
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/10/03/trolley-fail/
Thank you, Fuzz
n.p.
Thank you Fuzz for this glorious fail I have never seen before.
(New clickie!)
y.w.
o in that case they take the s.l.u.t. to the flight school
WTF xD
Can you say
Photoshop?
The Photoshop is a lie. Yes I can say it, but I prefer only to use it when giving the TRUTH to shoptrolls.
waaahhaahaa
Oh, why is baby Alex crying?
Who wouldn`t if they`d been acromyming a feminist escape comment all their blogging life, where something much more rude was appropriate
Where’s the flag.
CTF games.
what the fail?
Women Take Fright!
Why?
WTF means WHAT THE FUC.K.
No shit Sherlock…
If any regulars are lurking – - – Hi!
Don’cha mean “high,” woman?
“Humongous In-Grown Hairs”? Don’t think so.
Heya.
How are ya doing Judy?
Good, sweetie. I’m so sorry to hear about your tornadic troubles lately. Guess it was discussed on one of those days that I actually had to (work). How are things going?
Doing ok actually, enjoying the hotel’s pool, just finish school shopping. Got some extra squeezes.
*Squeeze*
Was the house totalled?
No, thankfully it isn’t that bad.
That’s good to hear. Hope you’re back in your own little bed soon!
You and me both sister.
… and Orville and Wilbur, right?
This one I am not getting. ?
Such a slow little pig.
Though I have a brain the size of a planet, I too am quick to jump the pop-culture gun.
sorry, Emp
Judy made a “flighty” reference to the Wright brothers’ sister vv
(and I, too, wish you and you family well, dude)
*adds “r” to you familiar*
pffffff don’t forget to roll yourrrr rrrrr’s
Love, lift me up where I be wrong.
I always roll my r’s I am Italian after all.
_______________r
________________r
_________________r
__________________r.
*tries to lift fuzz*
heave HEAVE heave
I can’t do it, and maybe I should hit the gym.
I can !magine a meatball rolling down your ‘r’ stairs Emp.
SAVE THE MEATBALL.
5 second rule.
*puts on a shirt that says ‘Save the Meatball*
*pulls on my WTF hat*
How do I look?
*passes out from exhaustion*
but who’ll change the sheets ? :bigstupidassgrin:
Thank God for room service.
Hi Judy!
Well. I was having some tchnical dfficulties last fail. I’d like to think of it all to be behind us all.
And some spelling as well…
lmfao
Woody?
Woodpecker?
Woodstock?
Moonshot?
Moonbeam?
Moonunit?
Dweezil?
“If I was that girl and my daddy named me ‘moonunit,’ I would smack him — everybody knows ‘moonunit’ is a boy’s name.”
I’m gonna get a puppy so I can name her Moonrover.
I’m gonna get a huckleberry man’s best friend and sing Moonriver.
I am going to meet an astrologist and dance with the moonlover!
We didn’t start the fire!
That’s my reaction when I find out my pilot is a woman. “WTF? Women take flight?”
*is wondering how long it’s been since OM’s last girlfriend…*
I have a theory… If they could somehow make “stumble” trollproof… we might not get quite so many of them.
Just a theory.
We could always have a spelling test before making an account…
And on of those spambot checks where you’re shown some word mangled up.
Your clicky, sir.
(Only we don’t love them)
*snorkroffle!*
The scary thing is, I was thinking of that exact cartoon strip.
Do you think my local college offers a comic strip appreciation class?
I still don’t get it????
I’ve heard too many Corn Pops can have that affect…
*squeeze*!
I rounded off the meal with Chocolatey milk, popcorn and Cheetos.
There weren’t any impressionable youngsters in the vicinity while you were gorging, were there?
Ummm… my toddler but he choose to eat yogurt and a ham sandwhich w/ cheetos on it.
Ham sandwich with cheetos….don’t sound half bad, akshually…ever have grilled cheese with potato chips on it?
GRILLED CHEESE with POTATO chips!? That meal is missing one thing.
Urgh! And I thought it was safe to mention because I hadn’t seen Avis on-line….
(OK, I’ll play dumb, what’s it missing?)
Oh my!!!! I hate potato chips in my hair.
(Before I had my tomato-less baby I used to love putting Doritos on a ham and cheese sandwich.)
HAH!!!!
Grilled cheese…
Potato…
Did you have dinner with the vicar, Judy??? You naughty girl!
PICKLE!!!!
Oh, what a surprise Admiral.
AAARRRGGGHHH!
*flees*
uh oh … you’re not a real pretend Wonky Tickle Fairy, are you.
I am as wonky as it gets.
That’s it I got you all hooked now. Curse my friend for introducing me to it. Its like when he introduced me to the game. Xkcd has a counter for it.
ht tp://xkcd.com/391/
Other favo(u)rites are his hobby ones.
At my school they allow one student each morning to make an off topic anouncement as long as it is kept clean. A couple weeks ago, there was one boy who came on the PA and said in a clear, calm voice:
“Good morning everyone. It pains me to say this, but you have all lost the game.”
The following thirty seconds consisted of hateful groans from surrounding rooms.
Yea, its a tough one to swallow.
I just had to give him a high-five when I saw him next. It was a beautiful thing.
Yea, I would along with a little scowl.
this should be a win as well!
Hello =heck elevator low lower operator
?!
Come on, if women took flight, you would be wtf-ing too.
Mrs. Icarus?
WTF ever happened to Amelia Earhart?
And what about Fay, Ray?
She got the clap.
*clap*
With Carmen Sandiego?
With this comment?
With my reputation?
Finally, after thousands of government acronym Fails, could this be a win?:
Leaking Underground Storage Tank (LUST) Trust Fund
http://www.epa.gov/oust/ltffacts.htm
All aboard to FAILTON! Where everything is an EPIC FAIL!!!
Hey… So it’s that time again. Only in the early-ish hours.
…Best part of the whole movie.
It isn’t actually an acronym, it is an abbreviation. You can’t say wtf phoenetically.
*headdesk*
*x6*
THANK YOU! I’m glad someone else caught that.
WTF?!
Amazing. You’re the only one who said nothing but “WTF” in their post.
I thought there would be so many more.
Sorry, sometimes I mistake your existential crises for technical insight.
(Okay, okay, I forced that one in.)
…
(That’s what she said)
There you are!
The video board has been set, it’s your move.
Oh, and…
(Your momma)
*pauses on the way out to add in for Qwaz*
“Your momma is so fat that her computer uses Doors instead of Windows!”
I actually have the orange version of that hat…and personally, I don’t consider it a FAIL. It’s actually quite a lucky hat for me (was wearing it the day my helicopter crashed)
lol … I’m glad you survived … but that don’t sound too lucky.
i love the concept lol .. its so true .. who give women rights … its about time people say wtf to women
Completely OT:
I know this isn’t exactly the spot to brag about this but… here goes.
My dad and I have just finished a mega-session of dismantling the walls our house’s previous owners had set up in the garage. And oh my god, there’s so much more space! It’s like there’s a whole extra part of the house in there!
Be careful – Daddy may be planning to lock you out there.
*giggles*
(“Wonky Tickle Fairy”!!!)
My first reaction to more space in the garage:
THIS. IS. MANCAVE!
Not cool! You should have invited the rest of us before you did that. At least tell me you got to use a sledgehammer?
*Looks at 88*
*Looks at to-be-demolished wall*
*Looks at ammunition supply*
Wow, the City Services Department really cut our budget this year.
“88″, captain?
No… not really. But I got to smash a few support beams out of place with a normal hammer. That was fun.
OMG — there’s so much more space:
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/
Go back to the drawing board.
No, no, no. THAT there is a win.
I suppose women flying off would make me say “WTF”.
Y’alll know that hat was made for the Wright sister, doncha?
She had the stuff.
Oh, great. Now I’ve got the NKOTB in my head…
Oh, great. Now I do too.
Oh, great. Now I hope it lasts. ♫
This is war!!!!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was singing ‘It’s a
world after all’ at the same time that I was singing ‘Cause it’s the song that never ends…
♫ This is what we’ve waited for –
This is it boys, this is war!!!!
(The president is on the line,
As 99 red balloons go by.)
99 luftballoons
*gets guitar out, puts down smokey*
♫ How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?♫
Are we going by annoying or catchy? Either way…
Yes! The extended version!
The only thing I’m getting from that, Jenny, is
This is the song that never ends
and it goes on and on my friends,
and, when we’re gone from here,
our friends will be drinking all the beer.
I think I’m mixing up my songs….
You don’t know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? His name is my name too. Whenever we go out the people always shout “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!!!”
Oh yeah and ’cause it’s the song that never ends – yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what is was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end…
success is yes
WTF? No new fail?
Is it another American day off? If so, how very dare they.
We’re in an economic crisis and they have days off all the time! Irresponsible!
You’re right, americans are sooo superficial!
I know! I ought to take them all over my knee and give them a good bum smacking. Tsk! That’ll learn them.
How are you today anyways? Still working?
*squeeze*
I’ll wag my finger.
*wags finger at Americans*
Yeah, I have a deadline on the 14th, so until then I have to work every day. Looking forward to have a day off after that!
Did you get a reply yet? I have my fingers crossed! BTW, that makes typing more complicated…
*squeeze*
Thanks Arthur, you’re a kindly sort.
I don’t expect to get an answer until after Friday at least. That’s the deadline for applications. However, if the last apps I made are anything to go by, they won’t even acknowledge me.
*sniff sniff*
Better watch out, because nowadays employers are googling up all the postulants for their jobs. Should they find out that you spend so much time on Faiblog, that could have a negative repercussion on your application.
Regards,
A tennis player.
Pssst!!!
[whispers] They’ll never know it’s me. I don’t really call myself jam… hehehe [/whispers]
Ahaa, so is jam a pseudonym or an acronym?
It’s both.
Jests About Myself.
jeepers creepers
Hey! You’re a Brit, aren’t you? So FFS keep a stiff upper lip! Don’t give up, keep sending apps and it’ll have a positive result. No doubt that it’s hard these days, but it is exactly that: These days of crisis, not you.
Yeah, but she is a Southerner :O
That makes the upper lip quiver?
They’re soft as owt dahn thar.
How would you know if my lips are soft down there? Tsk! Naughty Moomin.
*wags finger*
*cough*jamcam.net*cough*
Dammit! I knew I should have cut those wires.
*shakes fist at Arthur*
So she has to keep a stiff lower lip!
Liar liar pants on fire!!!
I’m more northerner than you, retard! :p
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt :p
Takes one to know one!
Neither of us are going to deny this then?
hahahahahahaha
*squeeze*
take it Lemon and put a grin on yer Chevy, evrything’ll be all Isle!
Hello world.
Hello gorgon medusa
… and please stop jumping up and down on me. Thanks.
Ah, hell, now I’ve turned to stone.
That’s right, why aren’t they in the kitchen in the first place.
Whos the most evil Batman villain?
Penguin, Joker or Riddler?
That’s more like a win…
What? It’s just the Bird-Ladies of America slogan. LOL
the joker
HE KILLED KIDS MAN
its not cool to kill kids
remember:
i would be shocked too if i saw a flying woman
… *no comment*
That’s a win. They can barely drive, much less fly.
WTF, Women can fly airplanes intelligently?
World Taekwondo Federation?!
The Williamstown Theatre Festival had to make their website address http://www.WTFestival.org because WTF.org just didn’t seem right…
I need a WTF hat.
This makes me smile. I love it!
Women Take Fail is more like it.:D
CtrlAltDelete should be on the cap
Fail? No. This is a WIN!
WTF – Web Task Force
@Moomin, like this you mean?
Ooh yes, I see what you mean. I feel liberated… I’m always confused though.
When somebody looks at this hat. They think “WTF”
Because ….. oh forget it.