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The devil wears EVITA?
No the devil kills evita
we all know he shops at the gap
No, silly. The devil wears Prada. He just owns Evita.
Don’t cry for him, gent.
(The truth is, he’ll never lease you.)
I kept my promises, don’t keep your distance.
Inscribed on a tombstone in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
In reply to which someone came along and wrote:
To follow you I’ll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.
you say click for more but there is no link?
posting a fail on failblog, gratz man
Oops, I’m mortified; I forgot to include the clickie –
some more funny tombstone inscriptions are here:
ht tp://www.zooped.com/2008/08/30/funny-tombstones/
You let down your people, Evita. You were supposed to be immortal.
“The devil went down to Evita, he was looking for a soul to steal”
“The devil went down to Evita, he was looking for some clothes to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this man in the store, he asked if he could get some g-stars
The man told him it was sold out, the devil jumped and shout “Boy let me tell you what!”
I guess you didn’t know but I have a meeting
then the devil got a strong reading
And that’s why the devil wears Prada
You just made my day!
Nadie puede Evitar el diablo! Muajajaja!
Tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones!
*reparte las invitaciones*
Vengan todos a ver el arbol de la vida!!!
This comment wins.
Movie reference WIN!
dark and lonely in the summer night,
kill my landlord, kill my landlord,
watch dog barking, do he bite?
kill my landlord, kill my landlord,
slip in his window, break his neck,
then his house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my landlord, kill my landlord,
C-I-L-L my landlord.
(ht tp://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/prose-and-cons/278825/)
Ooh, I saw that episode! Eddie Murphy cracks me up!
Classic.
AAAAARGH. Pun Fail!
Store Pwning Landlord Win
Indeed ^_^
That devil face is priceless.
big time win
totally a win, how is this even remotely a fail?
This has nothing to do with anything, but I just fixed my headlights…AND cigarette lighter. What’d you do today?
You really do not want to know!
yes i do
“… if not sold, everything will be re-possessed”
Our sale prices are red hot!
Everything must go like hell on wheels!
We won’t even take your soul as collateral.
She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions…
and her name is… Pearl.
Everything must be souled!
How low can we go!
We have all the hottest fashions for the lowest prices anywhere!
They must sell products like the demonic lamp from the Amityville horror films.
So it’s the curio shop from Friday the 13th! (late 1980s TV show)
This is a win actually.
I agree, epic win btw
total agreement right njah
looks like a tenant WIN to me…
Nah, the landlord will probably sue them for defamation of character wiping out any money they manage to claw back through a closing sale.
The next business to lease the space will be a disco inferno.
That’ll be a good moneymaking venture.
Earn, baby, earn!
Is the owners name Dante?
XD if your not buy it GO TO HELL
Insert question mark here.
?
“Right Mr Mark, would you like to accompany me to the poice station for questioning then??”
yeah this isn’t a fail.
So it isn’t a fail when your landlord is His Unholiness The Lord of All Darkness?
Nah, that’s just tenant life.
Never knew anyone could get out of a contract with the devil. This might just be the greatest mulligan of all time.
I had a landlady that was the devil, a number of years back. It cost me to get out of a contract that she had let expire!
Your landlord is Soma Cruz?
Worse. Dick Cheney.
Probably not….
Of course, if the Waterboy’s mama is to be believed, then the landlord must be female.
Nancy Pelosi or Ann Coulter, maybe (one choice for each political bent)? (Hillary & Sarah had their chance for power already, so they don’t qualify)
I haven’t been on in forever. Bondfan4518, your name got so long!
Satan should sue the landlord for defamation of caricature.
Please look up the definition of caricature and maybe rethink your sentence.
No, it seems right. Chez is referring to the picture in the center of the sign.
I am indeed, thanks for the assist.
New fail please or is this just the weekend working its evil magic?
Well, Doomsayer, there is in fact a cartoony character on the fail pic.
)
(Now who’s face is red?
Well, that would make sense if the landlrd was in someway defaming the cartoony picture. Of course, the landlord didn’t post the sign (I can only assume, because that would be messed up)
heh, you’re right … I messed up … and the devil’s in the messed up details
*happylongweekendsqueezesforeverybody*
g’night, Gracie
*squeeze*
Looks like a win
HAHAHAHA! Well, the landlord may be FAIL, but that sign is most definitely WIN! XDD
hah thats a WIN right there!
EPIC FAILURE !
Can you buy a hand-basket there?
I had a good intention to try.
Hades prices are awesome!
♪ Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste….
Pleased to meet you. We want to buy some stuff. Are you here to Cerberus?
I see you’ve guessed the nature of my three-headed game.
Damned skippy.
Can I pick up anything for you? *fetches Styx*
Aww, thanks for Charon, man.
It’s obolus this could be the beginning of a ferry boat-full friendship.
Did he divest?
Sank his assets in a deep sea liquidation.
♪ All our sales have come
Here but now they’re gone
Shetrit don’t fear the Reaper
Nor do The Sears, the Gap or the Reign..we can be like they are ♪
♪ “Now you play a pretty good cowbell, boy, but give the devil his due:
“I bet a cowbell of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think I’m better than you.”
I’m really tempted to say “needs more cowbell”, but that would be an insult to fuzz’s comment, so I shant.
The version where they bet on whose weed was better happens to be my favorite.
All garments: $6.66
There is a sale that starts on the 6th at 6:06 and 6 secs AM.
The mall is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heav’n of hell, a hell of heav’n.
The name seems not real.
“shetrit” means “to save” or “to spare”, and “ya didi” is “yaadidi” like in “yaadii-daaa”
Sorry, but I can’t resist it. Sale Blog!
*priest has a heart-attack*
I call that a win!!!!
Ditto.
You know, advertising your website both in your name and in your comment is not going to make any more people visit it.
Pwn win for sure!
Plastic Women Naked?
Post-Win Neurosis.
Post-win neurotics?
Post-Win Nitwits?
Ok, we get it. You all seem to think it’s a win. Can we move on now?
… to the East side, perhaps?
It isn’t quite up to the “BMW Win!!!!” level yet, but they’re really trying.
Ha! They’re really trying. I made a pun without meaning to.
Yes, they really are/were. I left because otherwise I’d have glowered the whole damned lot of ‘em, and might have gotten a few regulars in the process.
“Stating-the-obvious” win
but there`ll be a few more…
I call that a win
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*screams and runs out of the room*
*gets knocked over by a screaming person*Hey!
Was that a scream evoked by an excess of win?
Let me please introduce myself, I’m a landlord of wealth and taste.
Have you no sympathy for the devilish concept? ^
^
why is this a fail? it should be an epic win….wtf failblog???
You think ev’rything’s the devil, momma!
that is so a win, what the hell.
that just burns me up, that was a win not a fail.
This should be labeled as WIN!
The next person who says that WILL be shot on sight.
win
win .
*duck*
*goose*
*squeal*
*bark*
Moooooooooooooooo.
*Distant bang*
*loads tank*
Don’t make me do this.
*makes him do it*
*Pained and dying*
I tried that, I thought he wouldn’t have the guts.
Don’t make my mistake kid.
I think, it’s actually a WIN!
*puts finger on trigger*
Seriously, don’t try me.
*squeeze*?
The trigger?
WIN!
*fires several shells at Shadow*
*orders flamethrowers to move in*
W-I-N-!
I’m sorry, but I don’t see how an incinerated, obliterated person can spell WIN and-
*tank explodes*
*my spirit*
WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
stop-win fail
WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BEATS TROLL TO A PULP*
How on earth could you think that’s what I meant? :angel:
:heavenly:
I wanna know what’s up with El Diablo’s surf-board collar. Is The Dark One sequined up like Liberace circa 1975? Or are those actually bubbles? Is Hell carbonated?
I carbonated it during my last visit. I found it quite boring without the bubbles.
Did you use Lawrence Welk’s old bubble machine? *ah wunnerful wunnerful*
epic fail
Ok, WTF. WEIRD.
Heah more like an epic win
*fires shell*
*leaves smouldering crater where Cheesewhiz once stood*
Anyone else?
W…
Wi…
…
JK!!! I wouldn’t do that.
*applaudes BFF and offers him toasted marshmallows*
*removes extraneous ‘e’ and sticks head in bucket*
Yeuch, aniseed!
Abondon hope all ye who enter here! Cry havic and let loose the dogs of war!
Ok, ok. Enough of that. Just kill ‘em all!
*Enjoys being the crazy guy*
Cinnabondon?
mmmmm! Hot, buttered?
I’ll take a few of those paraplegic naked mannequins…
how much?
I can’t be bothered to read anything on this page, but I feel that FB needs my input, so I’ll just write “WIN” and click the button. Then I’ll log off and try not to break my arm patting myself on the back. *headdesk*
Sign win!
*facepalm*
*x5*
*xo*
*headdesk*
Win.
Btw I love how people keep getting annoyed at people thinking this is a win, then yell at them…yet keep reading because they expect to find…what? More intelligent comments on fail blog? You guys is silly and I love reading your shenanigans.
Store refuses to give old Gypsy woman a refund, entire store dragged down into Hell, film at 11!
Also we have Scooter the surfing squirrel! Awwww… isn’t he cute?!
You shame me! *chin suck*
*rips every button off of her clothes*
Ha! Can’t get me now, you old bag! MWAHAHAHAHA!
lol, ….. “laughing hard” ……
Dark Overlord Real Estate, how may you help us today?
Oh, sorry. Wrong number. I was trying to call the doctor to set up an appointment for my soul-ectomy.
*breaks all of the merchandise*
*loads up the squeeze tank and shoots squeezes to every direction*
*random squeeze*
WIN!!!
Hey turns out that i had a deal with the landlord himself.
I’m back!
But dare I say it?
Hey, I’m immortal now I can do watever I want!
*Run around in underwear screaming*
Win win win win win win!
Mwa hahahahahahahah!
whydont you go shove some c4 up your @#!& and detonate
And that angry outburst was triggered by??
The people of Evita have become Evictad.
And this is why you don’t make deals with the landlord. Go hippie, and we can save you from the great adversary.
I’m gonna do the random/obscure video early.
This doesn’t even make sense.
That guys an idiot.
Too much free time, and not enough sanity
Nah man, Your random/ obscure video still has to have soul, not just obscene terrible-ness.
…There are rules to it.
I hate to admit it, but this is really catchy…
Which guy? Me?
That depends on whether you are holding a comb up to your face or not.
I don’t need to, got a good enough moustache anyway!
*looks in mirror*
AAAAHHHHH
Dammit!
Deals with Satan must burn off all facial hair.
Immortality has it’s downsides
dear landlord, please don´t put a price on my soul
my burden is heavy, my dreams are beyond control
Personally, I think this is a tennant WIN.
Was this in MTL by any chance? Cause if it was, I think I know the people and I must say, calling her a devil doesn’t do her service!
ME!
Jesus Christ! Could today get any slower? It’s like a freakin’ win fest with none of the regulars to regulate! Aside from me of course.
Should we give the blog some Metamucil?
It’s the weekend, mate. The trolls run rampant on the weekend, since this is when all the 12-year-olds are off school all day and find the free time to sneak onto Mommy’s computer, and most of the regulars, realizing this, tend to save themselves a headache and stay off Fail Blog.
the *headdesking* can get a might painful after a bit : )
what i dont get that so um…….. scew you
Sure, blame the landlord. It’s the easy excuse.
Fail? This is Epic Win.
That’s the reason why we are homeless… maybe he is evil to get more money while we are in global recession…
That’s a WIN for Evita..
FAIL?! That’s loaded with WIN! That’s freaking awesome!
no that is most deff a WIN!!! haha
This store must be down in Georgia…
It’s a win.
Ever had a dream where you’re in a pitch white room with endless dimensions, completely devoid of objects or people?
Very much like the beggining of “The Pit and the Pendulum” only you aren’t dastardly thirsty and the French Army won’t come to save you (Here’s lookin at you, fuzz).
This is exactly what this feels like.
Is the land lord the devil for wanting his rent paid on time? Gotta keep the building’s lights, heat etc. on and to keep up with the property taxes.
I don’t know about where you live, but over here the “landlords” that rent out shops are usually big corps or the council. They not only charge rent, they also charge “rates”, which, in our city, are extortionate. Most shops-that-aren’t-changes last a year if that.
Oooh Shetrit, Yadidit again!
EDIT: shops-that-aren’t-CHAINS
Sigh.
Let’s lynch the landlord!
Thats a WIN!
Personally, I think this is made of win..
I concur. Definitely a Win.
I’m pretty sure that’s a win.
i think that this should be a WIN!
Don’t you mean…WIN?
Landlord fail, sign win.
‘Are you here to buy? No? then BURN IN HELL!’ *insert dramatic music here as a whole in the floor opens*
i say win.
That seems more like a win to me.
I wan’t to go troll-bashing
*brings a mallet for all of the regulars to use*
*starts bashing trolls*
Your comments make me unhappy.
:C
I mean to only hit the evil trolls.
Name sounds Jewish
this is not a fail
Good lordy, the 5th Troll Brigade must be on the loose today. Should we bring out Mr. Biggles? *shows a rabid pitbull shooting laser eyes in a Titanium room* we can’t keep him in there for long…
haha awesome! this shop is right across the street from where I work in Manhattan…
i’m a a manhattanite, and i TOTALLY support that guy
Looks like a win to me.
Whose isn’t?
I call this a WIN against the landlord. Must be an a$$hole, eh?
Dude…That’s so funny. I had a friend of mine named Titus that owned a clothing store down in newport and he wrote something along the lines of he was satan and had it hung outside his popular clothing store. It was hilarious, yet sad. he did close the store and that spot is still empty after 9 months. Talk about aborting.