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Been there, done that.
even if was desperet.. i dont think so
I like dudes, sorry.
check the Adam’s apple
care to reconsider?
It’s THAT easy ?
*checks Caster Semenya’s Adam’s apple*
you can run, but you can’t hide.
all the chicks looks like that here
Let’s smash some girls who wanna be done!
Lol Certainly not
shes hot.
No.
“am I on your to do list”
well you weren’t, BUT YOUR NOW!
haha Dan (below)
Agreed… Highly
meh, i would.
i don’t have standards.
That photo isn’t very clear, but she does appear to be quite cute. As others state further along, as long as she is over 18. There also is no adams apple.
Wow… Harsh, dude… Harsh…
Win!
You don’t need a comma before ‘and’.
A comma before “and” is not required, but it is not a grammatical error to include one either. If you’re going to be a grammar Nazi, at least know what you’re talking about…
Strictly speaking, the sentence is a bit of a mess. “She only goes for guys who can spell, use proper punctuation, and use the correct number of periods in an ellipsis” or “She only goes for guys who can spell, who can use proper punctuation, and who use the correct number of periods in an ellipsis” would have been far better, the former being a more stylish read. But hey, it’s whatever.
Actually, “She only goes for guys who can spell, use proper punctuation, and use the correct number of periods in an ellipsis.” would be a grammatically correct statement. “She only goes for guys who can spell, who can use proper punctuation, and who use the correct number of periods in an ellipsis” is not only worse, but it’s also not ‘a more stylish read’ it is actually quite awkward. It is extremely repetitive and has no balance, therefore, not a good sentence. Don’t try to correct other people in the first place if you can’t write a good sentence yourself.
F A I L
It’s called embedding a clause. Get over it.
MOM…is that YOU??
No, your sister -.-’
Done
Cleopatra never actually had a daughter!
“Pimping WIN” rather
MILFs need love, too. Fail fail.
she’s at the top of my “to-don’t” list.
Certainly not!
OK, the bad innuendo may be funny, maybe not, but why all the negativity?
Because many people are unhappy with their lifes and take any opportunity to let out their frustration? The anonymity of the internet…
reeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
reeeereeee!!!!!!!
reereereeree!!!!!!
Random replies to nonsensical posts: another stupid thing that happens on the Internet.
Because she is a child! Shame on you all!
You don’t think she’s at least 18?
Her face is too baby-ish. I would say like 15.
Well, even if you’re correct, “To do” implies sometime in the future. Only a sin for Catholics at this point.
Haha. Wait a minute there is no age limit for Catholics. In Mexico they have babies at 14.
She’s at least 40!
:O No way Jose! She has chubby cheeks!
Can’t you have chubby cheeks at 40?
Not the grandma pinching kind.
Hehe, are these the grandma pinching kind?
*cheek pinch*
its just foreplay
Yuck! Sex with angry old grandmas!
So do Chip and Dale, and they’re in their 60s.
Ohhh you’re talking about the cartoons! That’s because they carried all those nuts for all those years and so they stayed chubby.
*has mental image of Louis Armstrong carrying nuts*
*Has mental !mage of Louis Armstrong carrying nuts*
*…or of Orr (eechhh, lousy sentence construction) from Catch-22 with crab apples in his cheeks*
done, and topped it off with frosting
7th?! Uh, I think I will say on the question: NOPE!
I think of another person. ;D
*checks Mookie’s list*
No, it seems that this is not in my list.
its for the best really, you never can tell much from these internet portraits
The rest of her is an actual bunny. There was a mix up in my hat.
*tries to look inside the hat again*
old Greg?
Are you playing your love games with me?
now that I’ve seen the mess up in the downstairs dept.?
Mmm, tasty Baileys. Do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?
I GOT A MANGINA!
O look, it’s the innuendo machine!
Lunchbox used to keep her down his trousers?!?
P.S. *welcomebacksqueeze*
I look forward to catching up on seven days of fail.
Or maybe I will just skip it all.
Make sure you read the one with the goat and the balloon. Hilarious.
I just wasted five minutes looking for a goat and a balloon but didn’t find them (unless they were under the haystack on the bike).
*roffles*
hehe, he nearly got me with taht one too, but i just checked in my memory and knew straightaway that there was no such fail as of yet!
I missed a few days at failblog so I wasn’t quite sure.
So you missed me having an avatar then!
…and another ehm…”name”.
ah, yeah, forgot to switch the name…done!
“Time spent looking for a goat and a balloon is never time wasted.”
~ Lao Tzi
*paraphrased*
Tried to type Lao Tzu, but does it really matter?
Didn’t you mean Lao Tse Tung?
Sounds like a sneezer either way.
The English transliteration of the Russian transliteration of the Chinese name “老子” is indeed “Lao Tzi” …
you communist.
Still sounds like a sneezer to me.
*shrugs*
“The fail that can be found is not the eternal fail.”
~ ditto
“Death is no trivial matter”
- Charles Bronson
“Anticipate the fail by managing the win.”
“I got nicked”
- Rodney King
“Now I don’t know if I am a win that dreamt he was a fail, or a fail dreaming he is a win.”
~ a butterfly
“Give a man a fail and you entertain him for a day (or for 3 hours). Teach him how to fail and you entertain him for a lifetime.”
“In time of war, when WIN is so precious, it must be attended by a bodyguard of Fails.”
“The more you know, the less you know”
- Charly Sheen
“we shall fail on the beaches,
we shall fail on the landing grounds,
we shall fail in the fields and in the streets…”
~ Winnie Churchill
“Actions speak louder than fails.”
- FB maxim
“What goes up, comes around.”
- A random geezer
“A journey of 10,000 flails begins with a single typo.”
who said that?
“To fail or to win, that is the question.”
-Hamlet
“All that glitters makes the heart grow fonder.”
- Proverb from Midas
“Yes we fail.”
Found a nice one:
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” [sic!]
-Winston Churchill
Wow, good one indeed, i like Churchill, especially his cuban cigars and his parrot!
then sir, you fail!
they were on the front page two days after yesterday.
One of the things goat + balloon turned up in Google. Video was fun, though not a fail. More of a balloon win.
http://www.magicgoat.com/balloon/balloon.htm
You need a Moomin on stand-by to send you the highlights.
She’s on my ta-daa list. I pull her out of a hat dressed as a bunny girl. (She’s dressed as a bunny girl, not the hat)
*is amazed*
*checks hat*
*checks bunny girl*
*checks hat*
*slides hat out of sight*
No making a mess of the hat.
ass hat?
(clicky)
I love the monocle in the last frame hahaha!
Hanging on by a thread.
Did Granny say “checks hat” or “shags hat” ?
It’s all the same in the long run.
Not if you’ve seen what’s in the hat.
its brimming with tadpoles!
Especially the seam in the brim.
It’s like a witches brew in there.
Hair of dog,
Skin of cat,
Tadpoles and fish scales
With a big old crap.
Is that your to-do list?
It’s more like my shopping list. I hope they aren’t out of tadpoles.
*hides in the big old crap jar*
*pounce squeeze!*
*falls down under the weight of Granny inside the crap jar*
*squeezes Granny*
*puts lid on jar*
better add a few beers above
trip to the shop for picnic supplies
better take a blanket to put over her head, just in case
Is that in case you feel like playing at ghosties?
I love playing ghosties when the beer doesn’t work LOL
At least she is not a 3 bagger!
I had to look that one up hahahaha!
I knew it from Marshall Law, and who said you couldn’t learn anything from reading comics?
I knew it from Marshall Bravestar, in fact, his horse told me!
What is she holding? It looks like some sort of a weapon.
its a trap
Is it a strap?!?
Just crap, sorry
she’s got the clap?
You won’t need a map.
*slap*
Hey! You smeared the pap!
come sit on granny’s lap
*fapfapfap*
*leaky tap*
we need a new cap
*bottom cap*
Jinx app.
That’s a wrap!
Time for a nap!
Whoever wrote that is hoping she can fwap!
*gets the obvious rhyme out of the way*
You mean grannycatflap?
*writes name on the to do list*
*hides in the bed*
*writes name on bed*
*hides on to-do list*
*writes name on the Moomin*
goes to sleep?
You are now, honey.
She does look very sweet, you could put her face on one of those charity pictures on those coin collection booths you get at the shop, but I’m not sure a coin slot would be appropriate
Depends where you put the slot!
positioned for maximum glory
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
….erm awkward question -just checking, is it Friday?
yip woo hooo!!!!
been checking the clock all day
I like this. I can pretend I’m being propositioned.
Yay!
pretend no longer sweet cheeks
Yay, Mr. Dover!
Now that I think about… I’ve never been propositioned.
Neither have you been proportioned.
Photoshop
I used to play in a photoshop quartett in Skookie, Illinois.
You just made that up, KS!
*hobbles off*
And a bad one at that.
should be win…
And yet it isn’t!
I’m not picky…. I’d give her one
It’s OK, jam, it won’t appear like a nesting fail unless someone posts in between Irons and you and breaks up the continuity of your continuation.
oopsie!
Pbbbbbt!
If I ever get the joy of seeing you in person, promise me you’ll give me a big “Pbbbbbt!” when we meet.
Hahaha! I will surely do that for you.
And why did my comment post before I pressed ‘Add’?
I need more sleep!
you could record it and send us the MP3, or youtube!
*is also intrigued*
Oh yes! Now that is a good idea.
*gets right on that*
MRN, I tubed a raspberry for you.
Pbbbbbt is Puberty without the vowels!
*Clickie*
Hehehe… I didn’t really need to see the stains on their trousers at the end though.
I didn’t even notice those!
*hopes the video Fail comes along that works with jam’s comment to power it*
… minute to finish?
Dammit! Nesting fail. *sigh*
should have checked your to do button list
I’m certainly listing a lot this morning.
aye, matey, failblog jammin’ at full tilt
Is that your slant on it?
aye, check mate, at this rate we’re soon liable to be horizontal in the balance sheets
“let’s get horizontal”
-Shakira
└┴┬─┼┐
╠╩╦═╬
who finds the way out of the above labyrinth?
You’re certainly not getting a Hugh G. Reaction.
So you’re still stuck in the maze?
That’s a maze? It sure needs a maze mend.
Caution! There’s a trap somewhere! Be warned!
Only if you pay.
she’s on my list, right after that chick from Buffy.
My ‘to do’ as in ‘to kill’ list, that is.
Where’d I put my crossbow?……..
First!
?sorry, i dont understand the *joke*/ the fail.
please explain, im from europe and my english isnt the best. thanks a lot.
Looks like it’s an inside joke, Hans.
The rest of us got jipped out of enjoying a fail. >:-(
Hans…In the United States (and probably elsewhere), to “do” someone is a euphemism for having sex with them.
A “to do” list is a list of things that need to be accomplished.
I’m assuming this is what you wanted explained. If not, my apologies for trying to illuminate the obvious.
You are now.
Actually, you are on the to-do list…just not at the top!
yep – you sure are!
Ummm.. win?
She even deepthroated!
Yeah, babe.
Awww, that’s so mean. She just needs a good hard deep-throating. It’s not necessary to be so cold!
Also, last!
You can be on my to-do list any time, babe.
Why is this a fail?
I would do her.
Hey halo! Woo Its up!
God I cant wait to link this to everyone at our school seeing as that is were it is.
I hope you meant “where” rather than “were”. Otherwise you aren’t making much sense.
depends on what she’s willing to do…for me…giggity…
The photo of the girl is an istock photo
I can’t find the fail in there.
I understand someone might not find the joke that funny, but the girl is cute and the innuendo is intentional. so where does it fail?
Umm… not really
Looks photo-shopped to me. Besides, I think one would have to be acquainted with her to fully grasp the failness of this.
Fail fail.
As long as she is 18 or older she is on my to do list. For the whole damn day that is.
I would not!
in fact u are on my to do list
not today
You weren’t… But, you are now! PURE WIN!
Oh yes, you definitely are
you are now, babe
Ok, no joke,,, that looks a girl I went to school with.
♠
all right what to do
eat √
play √
oh i didn’t add her
You are now
Yes. Yes You Are.
she would have been If I had a list
Yes.
This would be a win if she was hot.