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“Developing young minds for life sentences”
Is the afternoon program ‘Advanced sniping points’?
The curriculum is killer, I hear.
You must learn multiple-murder-tasking skills.
Developing young mines for death
With an elective improvised explosive theater course.
Was zum Kuckuck! Das ist doch keine Schule, nur ein Graffitti an einer Mauer, das ist kein fail, bo eeeh!
…nevertheless: Let’s bash some preschool names!
Hey, this is where I learned to be a sniper.
congratz
I’ll noscope yer ass on COD 4, next time yer on, invite me!
and il blow your head off in postal too
I actually told that to shadowsniper, but what the heck, i’ll noscope you too. I don’t do postal though, sorry!
i mean 2
*snipes both while the 2 are fighting* Got ya!
i’m always hiding in the same spot, at the building at the south of the map, sniping upwards.
i dont do cod 4
i dont hav it yet
realy i just go for nutshots with a shotgun
you mean cod 6 which ain’t called cod anymore but mw2 and which starts in november?
In Gears of War 2 I go nuts with the chainsaw an get tons of chainsaw kills.
i want that but its SEPTEMBER
yeah, i’m gonna buy it for ps3 as sonn as it gets out
im saving for mini ninjas and next years wow cataclism
I met my best friends timmy Mcveigh and harris and klebold here
Way to correct your already correct usage of “too.” Maybe you should correct the “il” into “I’ll.” Plus a little capitalization and punctuation doesn’t hurt.
I am pretty sure he or she is talking about the game Postal 2, which is a sequel to a game called Postal, rather than saying “Postal also.”
Epic massacre … maybe it`s for unwanted pre-school children …
I can haz Columbine
Personally, I think that the word ‘minds’ looks more like mines
Spongebob massacre
Dora the Exploder
Bear under big blue house arrest!
Sickle Me Elmo
The Klaus Barbie (clicky).
yikes … the Butcher of Lyon King
Thomas the TANK engine
Pokébomb — “gotta kill ‘em all!!”
General Rogers
Blues Carnage
rugrats swat
No need for a clickie, we french people know who Klaus Barbie was!
Except you’re not French.
Who knows?
your name?
your german skills – frenchies hate germans
Sesame scream.
How low cost High School.
but she is only in the afternoon.
And hence the “afternoon program.”
I’d make a run for it at lunch break.
Teaching the ABC’s to alphabet cereal killers.
If can’t count, the can’t brag, right?
Must be in Boston.
a Mass. massacre
Kinder gardens are notorious places these days…
A kinder, gentler killing field.
For gednderless kids.
gednderless = German Dungeons and Neutered Dragons players
Granny Educates Drunken Nude Dummies.
This is the würst fük%*g comment you’ve ever made. You’re either incredibly insensitive or unbelievably mean-spirited.
Don’t even try to play innocent. However clever you thought your comment was you should have squelched it, and you know it.
Way to go, you just topped TOP.
Well…technically I’m a spayed German Dragon. But yes, he knew that, too.
*long, tight hug*
Let it go, sweets. Just not worth it.
You’ve taken offense where none was offered. There are more dragon references on heaven and earth than Shakespeare’s “Emma”; it’s not about her. I fought TOP on DW’s behalf and at her request back in the worst of our better days. I recall her loss; I had forgotten the lost capacity.
In recent weeks you have each chosen to avoid interacting with “fuzz”; and he in turn had let you go. It is unfortunate you presume he was engaging you here. Fuzz’s comment plays with fluffy’s, who’s demonstrated an inclination to take the internets as a somewhat less dramatically serious business.
I am a better man than “fuzz,” and “fuzz” is a better character than you have constructed.
So… a while back, when TOP wrote what he wrote.. you, Fuzz, wrote to him and said: “Think about the kind of man you want to be. Then try to be that man, here and in the world”.
So please, if you’re a “better man than ‘fuzz’”, be that man.
It doesn’t look good on “fuzz” or the man behind him to forget such a profound event in friend’s life.
We have chosen to avoid interacting with you, not “fuzz”. All of your personas have shared the same unpleasant traits that have driven us away.
“A massacre isn’t big enough for my child — we want a masshectare.”
How about a masscubickilometer?
a massacre as good as a mile
A massacre as long as a light year
an implosion is 8945 lightyears
Goodness, what do you move on to after pre-school?
Nuke Elementary.
…when you’ve reached a critical massacre
Then on to Death Star High!
And finally, Implode the Universe University.
Or maybe Supernova State….. or Evil Overlord Tech…..
Or just the World of Warcraft. That’s more common.
no thats taken
Then Genocide High?
Armageddon U.
(the school song:
♪ One way or another, I’m gonna find ya’ /
I’m gonna get ya’, get ya’, get ya’, get ya’ ♪)
thats from the song “one way”
No that’s by Debbie Harry!
yes of course
szósty!
a pole position
Careful. He might break.
Sometimes I really am embarrassed to be polish…
Why?
because they are embarrassing!
Exactly!
Because in Poland cows wear green hoods?
No, that’s a U.S thing, I hear.
I thought it was a strawberry cow.
picked from a strawberry bovine?
It is a strawberry cow.
We massacre more by noon than most people do all year!
and is the black one making a shiv?
LOL!
Muuuuuito show, vou colocar meus filhos lá para estudarem XD
Attendance is booming!
Good morning K@tcf. This school I hear is on the cutting edge.
They’re slaughtering all the other pre-schools!
Good morning Kannaduzki. Who do you have to kill to get in?
the major
Or the guy who is in controll of the lights at your local supermarket.
or blow up the supermarket
And hope you get him in the blast. If not you could always blow up his car. Or his house. Or hometown. Or state.
or planet
Morning, eagles. It’s very simple, really. There’s a process of elimination for all candidates entering the school.
Sounds like Battle Royale School.
they get to use axes swords shurikanz and bats
but one of them gets a tent as sole weapon!
the other getz deoderant
you can’t spell slaughter without laughter!
Attenders are bombed!
Attendance has recently dropped, and the principal was asked to explained why. He simply shrugged and pointed at the sign with the school name on it……
the problem was that, and the this past year the enrollment troubled when all of the ‘baby boomers’ came in
lol nice.
al qa’aeda junior, by any chance? lol
TEACH MEEEEE!!!!!
no i belive you are old enough for death star high
I’m already there I am in the senior year.
than you go on to?
Armageddon University
cool
I heard that ZA is or was going there.
weeeeeekend
loooooong
srt
I love the ZombieTroll Network.
its our channel renember
Opps I forgot for a moment.
What should we put that is new to the network (meaning show)?
zombie troll home vidios
fails from the trolls at home
That would be a good lets add that. And lets air it now.
now on ztn zombie troll home vidios
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what how do you forget that
tell me hou to get a avatar plz
You go to avatar.com
that didnt work
i mean how do you put one on?
as in my pic
first you gotta get a boner, then you open the pack and put the rubber on top of the glans and then you unroll it.
no thats a condom i meant a avatar like yours
well they told me to go to gravatar.com, that’s what I did!
its at en.gravatar.com
en.gravatar.com
is there a way to get one from my harddrive tat would be much ezier
i just need it on this website
just add a pic from the web to your pictures on your computer and then when selecting an avatar chose the pic you added.
thanx it should be on in a wile
interesting theory Massacre pre-school?
not realy
its mass care in french
next on ztn c.s.i zomammi
its the bomb
So that’s where Higurashi happened. ^__^
Good morning everyone! I give an all spectactular squeeze just for today.
*Spectactular squeeze*
Good morning 5 eagles C.C.C.
*spectactular squeeze*
Good morning ShadowtheSniper. Returning a *spectaclar squeeese*
*squeeze back*
tell me why i don’t like mondays
Lol this can’t be for real.
A little laugh, completely unrelated. It’s the Austrian army knife, but for the Americans we could call it the French. Clicky.
It’s a mixture of French and Italian.
Thank you- you just made my boss laugh!
BTW- it does look as if it may be handy for lumberjacks!
I chop down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!
My pleasure. It seems my being in London again has sharpened my wit!
Massacre means “my sacred” in french.
Fralian
Und der Haifisch, der hat ZähneUnd die trägt er im Gesicht
Und der Österreichischen, der hat ein Messer
Doch das Messer sieht man nicht.
goden nacht
*applaudiert*
ja, ich habe meine fischige Köpfchen vergessen.That was worthweill listening to.
you deserve a Brecht todayYou’ll get stabbed by Mack the Messer!
eichischen?
hallo as jy my ka verstaan ken jy afrikaans
Kyk my hol!
hoe waag jy
ek soek nie jou hol nie
Soek jy jou eie hol???
nee ek het dit gekry
ek soek iets om te pomp
nie ek nie
jy het n mooi skoen, kan ek dit pomp?
nee gaam pomp you hond
kan ek jou skoen gebruik vir protection?
gebruik n handskoen
Ek denk jy seg dit dikwels.
i got the hole episode on dvd
*Maps out failinator’s house and prepares to go steal DVD set*
Well, I have to say, if I had to be part of a massacre, I’d prefer Dora and Spongebob were also involved.
OT, again:
Isn’t it amazing what a difference two persons can make? My scrolling finger hurts…
which two people
my fingers are very fit from playing games
Yes, but presumably the rest of your body isn’t.
But he’s quick at responding, even though he has to take his fingers out of his ass (=”playing games”) to reply.
i do karate but im not very fit
*drops the kids off at the pool*
don’t go in there its a massacre
Yeah, but do they have pit-bulls?
With lipstick on them?
yes thats part of gym
next fail everyone
Eh, it’s clear what this kindergarten is…. it’s a training ground for future Death Watch players! ..What? Anyone here who played MadWorld on the Wii knows what I’m talking about. I couldn’t resist making that reference, no matter how hard I tried. lol
Hate to spoil this for everyone, but this is in Dominica. Yes, there is a Massacre there, and there is a pre-school in Massacre, and English is an official language there. w00t.
There is also a high school in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, called Intercourse High School. None in nearby Blue Ball, however.
It’s not hard to come up with these, but in any event, this isn’t so much a Pre-school Name Fail so much as a Place Name Fail.
Ah, someone else who instantly recognized it as from the EC. I loved Dominica. Gorgeous place.
At first I got this confused with Guyana, where they have a Massacre also, as well as a bunch of other places with even crazier names, like “Wash Clothes” and “Bachelor’s Paradise.”
Massacre is a town in Saint Paul Parish, Dominica with about 1,200 inhabitants.
A school recommended for terrorist’s children and Iraqi children.
It’s the preschool in the town of Massacre. It’s pronounced “mass-a-cree”, just like in the song by Arlo Guthrie, “Alice’s Resturant”. Give it a listen, it’s nearly 20 minutes long but it’s a thanksgiving day tradition.
TL; DR
I bet you that is French, and it is really pronouced as “Mah-Sock”.
It only just occured to me – that best song for this photo is an Iron Maiden song…
‘Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter’
rofl
Dora the Explorer learned everything here.
For some reason this reminded me of Papa Cardgage’s Puddin’ Patch. “Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!”
At first i thought it said “developing young mines for life” so I thought yep, definitely a brainwashing school for martyrdom, where parents will have bumper stickers saying “my child is the bomb at Massacre Preschool!”
This looks like the preschool that spelled happiness wrong in that will smith movie, The pursuit of happyness
lmao this is in Dominica hahahah .. The village named massacre due to the history of it. Many years ago a Carib Chief who was allied with the French was brutally massacred by an Ambush of British troops lead by his own half brother. it was a massacre and the French named the site after that.
“Our Curriculum will BLOW you away”
Yes…Massacre Pre-School: Developing young minds for 30 to Life.
my child went there once. for some strange reason i never saw her again
Actually lol. I live near that place. Its on a small island called Dominica in the caribbean (Not to be confused with Dominican Republic) and the area is called Massacre but pronounced the french way. I think its history says that a lot of natives got killed their or something like that which is how it got its name.