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comes with a furnished toy shelf
i dont want that toy
w00tyw000!!!!! BRISBANE IN DA HIZZOUSE!!!!!!!
Why in the kitchen?? It should be a cucumber or something….
no it’s quite clearly modern art from an art website like adamandeve.com
To bad, they have removed the picture on the side.
Click me for link!
Toys for the whole family?
I’d be curious to see what age-range they recommend this particular toy for.
While it could be a choking hazard.
3+
Brought to you by the company who made the dodgeball with glass shards on it “Dodgeball X-treme”
you mean sniper industrys
All ages and genders of people need toys… haven’t you ever seen the fat 50-year-old men riding motorcycles? It’s just a phallus-y that they’re only for kids.
So, what`s your toy?
Allergy Warning: Made in a factory that processes nuts.
All men are allergic to processed nuts.
No, but most women are allergic to the nut sauce. I think the symptoms are a larger extended belly for 9 months.
In a nutshell: they afall-a-pregnant!
It’s always good to keep on the shelf, in case of emergancies
I noticed they didn’t hang curtains yet.
the house is for sale
And the kitchen table isn’t within falling distance of the window.
if they weren’t hanging before…..
I guess the drawer was too full…
At least they’re no in shame of hiding in anything, what’s the point of hiding in a drawer when you can display it for all do see!
Three out of five people in this “sub-thread” have no idea what the other two are talking about.
you’re the sixth!
They are hoping to participate vicariously.
as if we have an idea of what to talk about in the 1st place
Sometimes, I put pickles in my ass and dance around in a pretend tea party with dead rodents.
That’s Tuesdays.
they don’t teach that in school
It’s a candle.
I know the shop that sells them. A college-town candle shop…of course they make naughty candles.
I really don’t want to know what “wax” is used in those candles.
Sex Wax of course.
Owchies!
Noo, it’s Jessica’s wax!
It’s called cum wax. XD
That thing is huge….
dis groot
you can do it, I believe in you
A guy and a girl are in a heavy make out session when the girl asks the guy to put his finger inside her. He does.
She asks him to put two fingers inside. He does.
She asks him to put his whole hand in. He does.
Then, she asks him to put in his other hand and clap. He puts in the other hand, but he can’t clap.
She smiles, “Tight, huh? I told you I was a virgin!”
muahahahaha!
I don’t get it… I mean I do but its not that funny… am I missing something?
haha ok ill explain it simply…virgins…tend to have tight orriphices (spelt wrong but wtf/e) if she was a virgin he wouldnt be able to stick 1 whole hand in her but it was a tight fit with 2 so she…ye ai think you get it now
Well, i’ve had bigger ones!
black
there is a choice of spraypaints
clicky for the other angle
Not this time, sweetie!
*squeeze*
this granny clickie is actually safe — the kitchen from the other side … I was felling brave this morning.
NO CLICKIE!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
(best not to change generally good habits)
The picture above was removed from the listing … I guess they are not as open as we thought
try to write c.o.c.k. without the full stops, and you’ll be eaten by the blogmonster
whereass dick seems to be ok?
whereass is that like the werewolf of asses?
how is it spread?
By using a black dildo on a weak whole for a whole week..
yes it is a name so it can be used
i cant reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick is a name. How could a forum function if every reference to a common male name is asterisked-out?
John, private and pecker are working too!
Just wait till you get to i.m.a.g.i.n.e.
Not to mention tallywhacker, mushroom-headed trouser snake, and Long Hung Wang.
And of course, my good fwiend in Wome, Biggus Dickus.
One-eyed trouser trout
c.o.c.k. is an alternate name for a rooster so why is it any diffferent?
It is a name. How could you post here successfully if every reference to a common male name is censored?
Pecker’s a name?
Well a c.o.c.k. is a rooster too.
I can even say boner, hard-on, erection without probs.
ya its very weird
it got eaten
you cant reply to toms new mesage 4 spaces up
i know this Dildo, it’s actually for men and it’s called “The Intruder”
Sheesh, Tom, how do you know so much?
I owned it. It’s a divine pleasure!
Although it soon feels a bit small, so I had to move to the next level of fulfilment!
next level
*REALLY doesn’t want any more info*
for men?!?!
Yes for men.
strange
Yes. You can recognise colors, but I could go to ANY mcdonalds in America to know that.
@TOM
Yes. You can recognise colors, but I could go to ANY mcdonalds in America to know that.
you don’t understand, it’s a response to a moderated comment that doesn’t show yet!
@ Alice
you don’t understand, it’s a response to a moderated comment that doesn’t show yet!
Make a note Tom, responding to a moderated comment is “bad”. Don’t worry, we’ve all done it before, but it’s best to refrain from doing so.
Umm…. Keeps the flavor better in the kitchen?
Ummm…. dill flavor?
God forbid that it expire. I would not want to know what that would taste like.
We’ve confirmed that Shadow isn’t a necrophiliac.
*feels better*
Are you a zombie or a ghoul?
Yes, but it really puts the home sale in a pickle. (bet they were surprised to see the pic they put up)
That’s not kosher.
*snork*
“In a pickle”
*snork*
“NOT the biggest address in propriety”
here comes the nonsensical replies.
yay
My chicken burger eats hot dogs and soap.
mine gives blowjobs
It’s Throat Wobbler Mangrove.
But what about the Solar-Powered Dinosaur Booster? I’d hate for it to go stale.
Enjoy your purple nurple.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
(Clickie!! Clickie!!)
Damned blog monster, I guess he’s hungry for senseless sentences. Let’s try this again …
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Clickie!! Clickie!!
It’s a fail because the other bookend is missing?
I wonder where it is? Maybe it is in use somewhere else.
Right next to the Norton Anthology of Poetry. No wonder the pages stick.
Just remember to carefully lift and separate for the greatest results.
looking for a double-booking?
Yes, I’m strapped for cash.
While hopefully you don’t have to bend over backwards to get it.
I’m certainly not one to judge the cover of something leather-bound.
And if you’ll follow the large black-colored penis past the shelf, we’ll be coming to the living room next…
Mind you don’t trip over the ben-wa balls on the floor.
And be careful in the bathroom. The floor is slippery where some lube was poured by accident.
Poured? Or dripped out?
Or threw over the shower panel, after bottle was almost empty.
You missed the trash. You need to work on your aim.
Targets I aim for have a priority order. Garbage can is the least priority one.
Left nostril on that list?
For some reason it is above the right one.
OMG.
Is that really loufail & Mookie?!?!?
Good to see you two!
Ha ha – we finally came up for air!
hehehe – I resemble that remark!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZES*
You may not have figured it out yet, but the family who is selling this house used it for a lot of house parties.
actually this seems like a pipe (for smoking weed) that a friend of mine gave me as a prank-gift
good shit?
great scott
it leaves a real free flow after using that thing
*throws toilet paper at failinator*
dont know… but your mom liked
triple wipe…thanks for asking!
Seen my picture of me failing to run away from my poo? That was a shitty day, let me tell you….
…tiles throughout, Stainless steel appliances, views to the city, fully furnished … dildo not included.
Heh.
some people really do keep the most, erm “interesting” things in their kitchens
The most disturbing thing for me is that it’s found in the kitchen…Isn’t there a more appropriate place for it to be?
Maybe it’s a hand mixer.
Or a meat tenderizer.
Or a potato peeler.
Or a fudge packer.
Or a nut cracker.
Or a cookie cutter.
Or a clam splitter.
Or an egg timer.
o.O
Or an anus gaper.
or a tom shredder
Clam splitter is by far the best term for it I’ve heard in many years. LOLz ….
So something’s really cooking in there
What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.
what hppens anywhere stays on youtube
♫ “My honey, my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelf!”
She said, “Don’t give no lines and keep your toys to yourself.” ♪
♪ Let’s all go to the kitchen,
let’s all go to the kitchen,
let’s all go to the kitchen and have ourselves a snack. ♪
The snack that burns calories!
*offers Ms B some salami*
Aussie Hussy House-y
Life lesson #13: what you put in the internet can and will haunt you forever.
I’m actually a bit more curious as to the purpose of those things on the bottom shelf. They seem to have a rather large collection of cans with multi-colored tops, but I can’t determine whether those are thermoses or air freshener products or something else.
There is some really weird stuff on those shelves. No, not that black thing! Sheesh! Why does that surprise anyone? Most people keep them on their windowsill for all of Google Earth to see.
It looks like spray pain cans on the bottom shelf, but there’s a few more interesting things up there. The top shelf has a “Simpsons – Duff Beer”.
Right under the kid’s toy race cars too.
And what looks like a walkie-talkie/cellphone type thing which has a black skin-case with white polka dots.
And my eyes may deceive me but perhaps a pink ribbon on top of that walkie talkie?
For her pleasure.
his and hers
Does it vibrate?
That’s not a kid’s toy race car, it’s a model of one of the cars from the Initial D manga/anime.
Quick – where is the baconlube?!?
its behind the dildo
Hurry!!
hurry
There is also a Duff beer xD….
they deleted that image clicky for replacement
what’s the difference between microwaves and anal sex?
Plastic wrap only effective protection for the one?
microwaves don’t brown your meat
*flees*
The meat on that shelf looks downright burned.
they cooked the baconlube for too long
One leaves things hot, the other leaves you bothered?
buggered
Anal sex only hurts in the beginning, microwaves hurt all the time!
oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak
As long as there’s no daily oral exam with a weak hole.
27 comments and I think the innuendo machine is already smoking a bit out the sides. Who’s footing the repair bill this time?
It was like that when I got here.
Careful! This is our last innuendo machine, and I don’t what this one to blow-
*KABLAMO!*
up.
I once found a shop that sold double entendres.
so I went up to the man behind the counter and asked him to give me one.
*snork!*
And he said “Thank you, come again!”
And now the poor machine is really in for it
no need for a “wtf?”
its only an extremely large fake penis out in the open.
I think it was a reflection of a FTW. What does that mean anyway?
Found Thick Wang?
Free To Wank.
it means what the f*ck
*snork*!
Hell, I’m now interested… What’s in the other rooms?
Disturbingly functional art? 0.o
Of course it’s a penis. How else are free-roaming kitchen shelving units supposed to reproduce?
Honestly, people.
how do they reproduce?
They Re Produce at the Farmer’s Market!
The owner’s kid made it in art class. It’s a tree without the leaves… and branches… after being struck by lightning…
Well we know what’s on this family’s to-do list
.
Don’t you mean WHO’S on the to-do list?
*he’s checking his list, and mating them twice*
Massholes? What?
*he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice*
and the cat flap never looked the same again
You kiddin’? This is full of win. A dildo, a Duff beer can and a model car.
In the kitchen?
Grouel,
in the kitchen,
with… a lead pipe?
Gee! A penis-themed fail. How refreshing!
You laughed. Admit it.
I admit nothing!!!
I admit I sighed…
and an hour later “refreshing” means finding a lot of boring and boorish comments.
Yup. I demand a new fail!
I’d be willing to email Emily and beg for a ban if somebody would tell me the appropriate e-mail.
We have some people who are borderline trollish, and not outright hostile and hateful. I don’t think banning is in order. The usual prescription is probably best, and we’ll see what happens.
*crosses fingers and toes*
*squeezes for all failfriends*
I suppose it’s just wishful thinking.
*sigh*
*squeezes for Brewski*
So what is the usual prescription? Wait for Arthur to say something? I’m really getting tired and annoyed this morning with all the thread hijackers.
Not even that incident involving the jello mold, the rooster, and the street mime?
for that re-bored feeling
Well, if you have to have a penis fail, it’s better it happens on the internet.
Preferably without webcam involvement.
Than if it ends up on the internet.
Or in the internet. I’d hate to feel the wrath of a pregnant internet.
*shudders*
You know the Internet’s pregnant when it gets a craving for spam.
It’s time to get the internet’s youtubes tied.
Yes, I don’t recall ever seeing a penis fail before. Say, what’s my name, anyway?
How many penises (peni) have you watched perform???
Er… I don’t want to be premature, but I’m not certain.
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
Answer the question, it isn’t hard.
*happyFridaysqueezes*
Sorry, my memory is a bit flaccid this morning.
*squeeze!*
It’s a wunder you can type at all.
And I believe congratualtions are in order for you kind sir (who-ever-you-are) because certainly you have watched yourself perform —
I am sure that the ladies (just the ladies??) will find out who you are … and lining up to test the claim.
Congratu … wha???? Swipes that screwed up word out of the post and replaces it with:
“congratulations”
*right?? oh he11 I really don’t care — sorry DW and NS et al.*
*giggles*
*squeezes friends*
Ooooh, Friday, huh?
*heads to kitchen to prepare tempting, succulent goodies for the afternoon puddle*
I’ll help you, if you want. I can make an awesome peach cobbler
I have a greek pasta salad ready in the fridge!
I just got the Margaritanator going, they’ll be ready for the afternoon fail. I also brought Champagne for everyone as I have something great to celebrate. Mrs. Starfish, Baby Starfish, and I just bought our first home. We close at the end of the month. Woot woot!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!
*hugs all 15 arms*
Thanks guys. We are sooooo happy. I can’t wait to start building a treehouse in the backyard for Baby Starfish and I’m actually looking forward to buying my first lawnmower and snowblower.
*supersqueezes to all my failfriends*
*squeezes to the 4,999,000 lurkers*
Trolls…..NO SQUEEZE FOR YOU!!
*squeeze*
That’s awesome!! When’s the housewarming party?
Count me in!
Congrats!!
More congrats!!
*loads up on extra champagne for the afternoon cuddle puddle congratulatory sillybrations*
*practices bubble containment and giggle-loop restraint exercises*
*squeezes Elsa_Mama*
No giving you a hard time for anything today, sweets. I hope you’re doing all right.
*long tight hugs*
*SQUEEEEEEEZES both Elsa Mama & Dragonwriter*
Just because I can
Fanks, WN. I needed that, too.
*squeeeeeeeze*
You’re going to need more.
*cuddlehug*
This looks like a good place to crash!
*squeeeeeeeeezes! for Dragon, AA and WN*
*squeezes Mama B and WN*
*big, long SQUEEZE for Elsa_Mama*
{{{{{{{{the squeezers}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Big Squeezes back — I’ve been mediating between dogs and cats today! Cats think the dogs are stupid creatures — dogs think cats are toss toys!!
Maybe the can be in the same room in about 10 years!!
Happy Birthday to my angel boy Matt!!! As my sister in law said , I’ll bet cake in Heaven is awesome!
At least they’re honest.
Honest, hard working.
For the times men aren’t.
*cough, cough*
What are you talking about, Fuzz? Men never lie. We always do the right thing.
*shifty eyes*
Awright, who nucked up the nesting again???
*nics the nesting*
*nips the nesting*
*notices the nipped and nucked nesting, nixes it all nicely*
Nailblog is nucked up again?
Ah, niddlesticks!
It’s the affoying trolls’ nault!
oi who’s in ur dp?
btw im kinda new so hiya all!
Grrrr….Someone must have replied to a moderated comment.
It’s a FAKE! You can go to the site in the picture and enter that property number. Then, click “see more images”. Scroll through and you’ll see a shot of the kitchen from the opposite angle; there ARE NOT shelves after the Microwave, only a DOOR!!!! It is VERY VERY clear.
LIES!!!!
(Where has Leila been?)
Preparing for her daughter’s wedding, I believe.
You can’t see Leila in that picture either. VERY clearly not there.
And if you look at the stuff on the shelf in this pic, look at the red bottle on the top. The shelving is fake.
Also, the angle of the shelf is completely wrong.
FAKE!!
Thank you. I can’t believe all the posts here and you’re the only one that spotted the fake. Apparently no artists here. The perspective lines are all wrong for the shelves. This is not a house advertisement fail, IT’S A PHOTOSHOP FAIL !!!
IT’S A FAKE !!!!
its a good selling point “only slightly used” it said on the ad
Not surprisingly this photo is no longer in the apartment’s listing … but it the same place as the kitchen is the same — picture is a just from the other side …
They couldn’t just hide the penis and take another picture?
Who knows — nice looking apartment however — in Queensland – great pool … obviously a very fun swinging building!!
Ok, I’m going to class before this makes my head explode. Good luck all.
It sure is tough today.
*byesqueeze*
*facepalm*
I think I’ll just go back to bed.
KILL TOM HE DID THIS
??? I plead innocent!
Wow, that comment nested.
finaly
only tom can nest more reason he did this kill him twice
no, wait…it’s Mister Burns…..KILL HIM!
no its you mr burns isnt here
I’m bringing you peace!
you bring us war
Good. Now there will be less annoying comments to scroll through.
Why is it a problem to have nothing to hide?
it wont help sell houses
OMG THE COMMENT UNDER MY FIRST ONE IS 7:14, BUT MY FIRST ONE IS 7:42!!!!
Calm down, Alice. The blog is currently having a fit.
its toms fault
not true, I can nest! I got the power!
i nested this one but you started all this moderation shit
i figures out there have to be a few unnested comments now before the one before it can b nested cause i nested this one
it’s all the fault of the c.o.c.k.!
WHY THE FUC.K WOULD YOU EVEN TYPE THAT?!?!?!
because I had to write my usual introductory sentence. Sorry, i didn’t know it would generate such a mess!
alice give him a falcon punch
how do falcon punches work?
she punches you you die
*falcon punch*
You are dead.
I can’t die, I know the c0ck defense!
ORLY? Even the most unkillable person can get killed. Want proof? Skip to the Chuck Norris part of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA&feature=fvst
and i have a kriptonite sword now die or i cut you!!!!
I still can’t die, kryptonite ain’t sharp.
Everyone dies sometimes……
i made a sword it is sharp
and yes everyone dies sometines in the past week the failbloggers killed me atleast 5 times
Let’s make that 6 times.. *FALCON PUNCH*
*drinks revivin juice*
see they kill me i kill them we have little problems
*pushes alice off of again*
So… I thought Eggman stoled all you items and money.
that vidio is good proof
i told you it not a item it part of me
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight.
And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked failnator in his cowboy ass
watch the toribash version of that vidio
i dont have a cowboy ass
alice you are being sued for copywrite issues
security if you have to have your title on your shirt it should be insecurity
haha sued
haha loser
who are you lisa simpson?
what you talkin bout failnator
lisa simpson said the same thing 6 panels up from this one
ORLY
yes rly
i highly dougt that…. rofl.., high……
its in season 20
you stop liez now
there is no season 20
in wich country do you live?
why
i want to know how you dont wnow about season 20 but ive watched the whole thing
WATCHMOREFAMILYGUY
it not shown in my country
ok
WATCHMOREAMERICANDAD
not shown
BULLSH!T!!!!
dstv ftl
why not use WiiTV instead
wat is dat
Nintendo DS< Nintendo Wii.
i hav a wii
gud 4 u noob gamecube pwn all
*takes a wee on gamecube*
Be afraid….
just tell me about wiitv
You can watch THIS!
you can watch this
How the hell is that a creepy video game boss?
thats the subject??????????????????????????
YES.
not a boss
Alice… Alice… Calm down. Come with me, I’ll go and make you a nice soothing herbal tea blend, and you will feel happy…
yes dont feed the troll evereone
ahaa, that’s how you thanking me for setting up your avatar! Merci Monsieur!
you didnt do that shadow the sniper did
Noo, i first told you how to wear a condom, then i sent you to gravatar, remember?
i already knew how to wear a condom and shadow th sniper sent me there
Coming from you is extremely ironic.
BondFan… DFT!
Shadow, for some trolls the DFT strategy just won’t work, trust me, i know what i’m speaking of!
shut up and get out of this place
now yer being rude!
not you i was talking to the general
Failinator, I am not going to leave this place just because some troll told me to. I have been here for more than a year, and you, a pathetic little worthless hollow shell of a human being, of all people, are not going to make me go. If there is someone who needs to p*ss off, it’s you.
i meant out of the convesation not off of failblog
sry
kfine.
I’m not h a p p y……
and you brought the c0ck
Yeah, I was talking about a male chicken.
This whole thread reminds me of when I used to substitute teach middle school.
Sheesh.
theres a surprise
Why would anyone want a penis figurine?
It’s on the same shelf as the phone. That’s bound to generate some funny c0ck ups (your ear).
Remember the guy who answered the iron?
Remember Keeping Up Appearences?
“Bouquet Residence, the lady of the house speaking!…Elizabeth!…You’ll have to speak up dear, my ear is full of c0ck”.
-e
+a
And an extra big *squeeze* for you!
$445,000
7/25 RICHMOND RD MORNINGSIDE
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?id=105817067&a=qfp&cu=fn-rea&t=res
Who the hell snuck into my apartment and took a picture when I wasn’t home?!?
*SQUEEZE!*
I miss you guys like whoa!
*POUNCEANDSQUEEZE!*
*taps brim of hat*
Howdy. Happy Friday.
Mr Cudleeeeees! Welcome!
*rofl*
Cuddles!! Are you on your phone?
You are missed!
*squeeze!*
You need to find a new job that doesn’t block Failblog! I’ll chip in for an interview-worthy tie!
*SQUEEZE*
Did your boss read the message I sent you then?
CUDDLES!!!!! MY SWEET, YOU HAVE RETURNED!!!
*smoochy-squeezes-of-the-cuddliest-kind*!!!!
*CUDDLESQUEEZE!*
Cuddles!! You look magnificent! *squeezity!*
OMG – *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZES Mr Cuddles!!!*
Oh, mr. cuddles…we have missed you so much.
*SQUEEZITY-SQUEEZE!*
*SQUEEZE*
We misses you!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa!
*squeezysqueeze*
Hello all.
hallo
You evr play CSS failnator?
I’m really confused as to who decided they needed that RIGHT THERE in the kitchen. “Oh you know, sometimes when I am making soup I get urges…”
Sold! Where to I sign!!?
Toyota AE86 Trueno!!!
Never mind the dildo, it’s Takumi Fujiwara \o/
Other than the Mr Cuddles appearance (and several others, you know who you are), this fail is mostly a lost cause. I’ll catch ya all in an hour or so.
Cheers!
Me too. I’ve given up on this one.
*steals Brewski’s pants on the way out*
I’m goin’ with these guys!
Hello Brewski do you wanna go for a beer?
I think I shall wait for the next fail. Bye, non-trolls!
Advertisement win?
*insert witty comment*
>WITTY COMMENT<
I will have my two eagles back now W oeNellie and I will give your “H” back.
Hey!
Who took I photo of my house!!!
Hey look you have a shuddering problem catalanPPPPPCCCC.
Insert “studding” for shuddering. Dang spells check.
¿?
What problem?
Excuse me, i’m learning english xD
Me too lol!…….Welcome to failblog catalanPPCC. You need avatar!.
where are you from? LOL
I found that house/site:
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?id=105817067&a=qfp&cu=fn-rea&t=res
But the pic is no longer there!!???
Aside from the large black dildo, there is a strange array of crap on the shelf.
Wil Harrison.com
This is a win, not a fail!
photoshopped
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=depi&t=res&id=105817067&img=a&s=qld&width=800&height=600
Poster: Have you never seen a penis? Are you labeling models of trees or animals as fail, too? There’s the third concept in human culture that does not fin in either FAIL or WIN: NATURE.
I spy a…dildo?
Phallic FAIL! That’s why some people do not want to go into that house.
Am I the only one who noticed the old formula Ironlak spray paint cans before anything else?
Gosh Im such a vandal.
Perverts
it’s just a rack of gadgets, probably something very special you can do with it
^^
BTW, why have a dildo in your kitchen/living room?
They’ve taken the photo off the website already. I thought it was a great selling point.
What a beautiful, bright, modern, clean kitchen!
totally fake:
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=depi&id=105817067&width=800&height=600&img=a&s=qld&t=res
No, it aint. Sadly.
Um, it’s next the the microwave for a reason…
Toys for both mom and dad (RC car).
Oh it really looks way toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange. An actual dildo in an advertisement. Dildos are not real people. They are not in women’s gays’ lives so they can’t be in advertisements. If they can, it’s ‘phail’ lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
I think it’s a prop from a clip that came on Attack of the Show a couple years ago. This would explain why it’s in the kitchen.
Here’s a link to the clip.
-after glancing into pantry, “Honey, if you’re going out, looks like we’re outta lube. And AAA bateries!”
OH MY GOD!!! THEY HAVE AN INITIAL D AE86!!! AWESOME!!!
yeah looks like no one else noticed the “hachi roku”
just read all the comments…
me too…. **shudders**
Does anyone have the original of this? It would make a great “when you see it, you’ll shit brix” image.
Woopsie-Dayse!
Maybe it’s one of those clever pepper grinders, you know like the ones they have at museum stores.
Every time I look at this I think of Bro Rape. Big black dildo.
For when you’re in the kitchen and feel like a stiff one
Its licorice.
toyota corolla FTW xD’
you also cant forget the 5 cans of ironlak spray paint..
lol as long as they have the hachi roku. it’s all good
This equipment is called Pe…, I mean Pestle, from Pestle and Mortar. A quite common kitchen equipments.
please check:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortar_and_pestle.
But, where is the mortar?, Any idea?
looks like a photoshop as the side shelf is not in other pictures of kitchen on the real estate website (which still has the listing) I doubt a shelf would be there since a door is there in photos …
pic as on the real estate website … hmmm no shelf.
http://www.realestate.com.au/objects//props/7067/105817067al1250839811.jpg
lol, i think he/she even has kids!!!!! look at the toy car in the same shelf =S
Great story as for me. It would be great to read more about this matter.
Hey, I’ve got that toy! Initial D is one of my favorite anime!
its an indonesion ritual thing.. we’ve almost bought it too.. its a sign of Lust and greed.. in indonesia its very common.. its no sex toy..
oh gosh, i love you australia lol