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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    comes with a furnished toy shelf

  2. THAT guy says:

    That thing is huge….

  3. chez says:

    Umm…. Keeps the flavor better in the kitchen?

  4. fuzz on the concept says:

    “NOT the biggest address in propriety”

  5. C says:

    here comes the nonsensical replies.

  6. Mookie says:

    It’s a fail because the other bookend is missing?

  7. Shadow says:

    And if you’ll follow the large black-colored penis past the shelf, we’ll be coming to the living room next…

  8. joaorodrigo says:

    actually this seems like a pipe (for smoking weed) that a friend of mine gave me as a prank-gift

  9. asickmindforthewicked says:

    …tiles throughout, Stainless steel appliances, views to the city, fully furnished … dildo not included.

    Heh.

  10. develish1 says:

    some people really do keep the most, erm “interesting” things in their kitchens

  11. BloodyBlahBlah says:

    The most disturbing thing for me is that it’s found in the kitchen…Isn’t there a more appropriate place for it to be?

  12. fuzz on the concept says:

    Aussie Hussy House-y

  13. chez says:

    Life lesson #13: what you put in the internet can and will haunt you forever.

  14. Shadow says:

    I’m actually a bit more curious as to the purpose of those things on the bottom shelf. They seem to have a rather large collection of cans with multi-colored tops, but I can’t determine whether those are thermoses or air freshener products or something else.

  15. Mr. T says:

    Quick – where is the baconlube?!?

  16. Yew says:

    There is also a Duff beer xD….

  17. they deleted that image clicky for replacement

  18. what’s the difference between microwaves and anal sex?

  19. chez says:

    27 comments and I think the innuendo machine is already smoking a bit out the sides. Who’s footing the repair bill this time?

  20. Jason N says:

    no need for a “wtf?”
    its only an extremely large fake penis out in the open.

  21. garnet says:

    Hell, I’m now interested… What’s in the other rooms?

  22. Arashi-Chan says:

    Disturbingly functional art? 0.o

  23. Shadow says:

    Of course it’s a penis. How else are free-roaming kitchen shelving units supposed to reproduce?

    Honestly, people.

  24. garnet says:

    The owner’s kid made it in art class. It’s a tree without the leaves… and branches… after being struck by lightning…

  25. chez says:

    Well we know what’s on this family’s to-do list ;) .

  26. and the cat flap never looked the same again

  27. Mik says:

    You kiddin’? This is full of win. A dildo, a Duff beer can and a model car.

  28. Grouel says:

    In the kitchen?

  29. Judy says:

    Gee! A penis-themed fail. How refreshing! :lol:

  30. Ms B ♥ says:

    At least they’re honest.

  31. Judy says:

    Awright, who nucked up the nesting again???

  32. Grimdeath says:

    It’s a FAKE! You can go to the site in the picture and enter that property number. Then, click “see more images”. Scroll through and you’ll see a shot of the kitchen from the opposite angle; there ARE NOT shelves after the Microwave, only a DOOR!!!! It is VERY VERY clear.

  33. its a good selling point “only slightly used” it said on the ad

    • Elsa_Mama says:

      Not surprisingly this photo is no longer in the apartment’s listing … but it the same place as the kitchen is the same — picture is a just from the other side …

  34. chez says:

    Ok, I’m going to class before this makes my head explode. Good luck all.

  35. failinator/zombie troll network anouncer guy says:

    KILL TOM HE DID THIS

  36. Alice says:

    Why is it a problem to have nothing to hide?

  37. Phaet says:

    Why would anyone want a penis figurine?

  38. Czuhc says:

    It’s on the same shelf as the phone. That’s bound to generate some funny c0ck ups (your ear).

  39. buffboy says:

    $445,000
    7/25 RICHMOND RD MORNINGSIDE

  40. mr. cuddles says:

    Who the hell snuck into my apartment and took a picture when I wasn’t home?!?

    *SQUEEZE!*

    I miss you guys like whoa!

  41. 5 eagles C.C.C. says:

    Hello all.

  42. Sloth Of Doom ♂ says:

    I’m really confused as to who decided they needed that RIGHT THERE in the kitchen. “Oh you know, sometimes when I am making soup I get urges…”

  43. Hell Yes says:

    Sold! Where to I sign!!?

  44. ÑlÑlÑ says:

    Toyota AE86 Trueno!!!

  45. Brewski says:

    Other than the Mr Cuddles appearance (and several others, you know who you are), this fail is mostly a lost cause. I’ll catch ya all in an hour or so.
    Cheers!

  46. Scruga says:

    Advertisement win?

  47. wolfgangmunzerl2 says:

    *insert witty comment*

  48. catalanPPCC says:

    Hey!

    Who took I photo of my house!!!

  49. Bahaha says:

    I found that house/site:

    http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?id=105817067&a=qfp&cu=fn-rea&t=res

    But the pic is no longer there!!???

  50. Wil says:

    Aside from the large black dildo, there is a strange array of crap on the shelf.

    Wil Harrison.com

  51. leisurist says:

    This is a win, not a fail!

  52. A grownup says:

    Poster: Have you never seen a penis? Are you labeling models of trees or animals as fail, too? There’s the third concept in human culture that does not fin in either FAIL or WIN: NATURE.

  53. ADP says:

    I spy a…dildo?

  54. Cadet Officer Timothy says:

    Phallic FAIL! That’s why some people do not want to go into that house.

  55. I dont know why says:

    Am I the only one who noticed the old formula Ironlak spray paint cans before anything else?
    Gosh Im such a vandal.

  56. twistereli says:

    it’s just a rack of gadgets, probably something very special you can do with it :o ^^
    BTW, why have a dildo in your kitchen/living room? :D

  57. Alby says:

    They’ve taken the photo off the website already. I thought it was a great selling point.

  58. JussyLee says:

    What a beautiful, bright, modern, clean kitchen!

  59. Nuthin2CHur says:

    Um, it’s next the the microwave for a reason…

  60. Marekatt says:

    Toys for both mom and dad (RC car).

  61. yyy says:

    Oh it really looks way toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange. An actual dildo in an advertisement. Dildos are not real people. They are not in women’s gays’ lives so they can’t be in advertisements. If they can, it’s ‘phail’ lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  62. kloudsama says:

    I think it’s a prop from a clip that came on Attack of the Show a couple years ago. This would explain why it’s in the kitchen.

    Here’s a link to the clip.

  63. alexolmeda says:

    -after glancing into pantry, “Honey, if you’re going out, looks like we’re outta lube. And AAA bateries!”

  64. jorgefloresjr says:

    OH MY GOD!!! THEY HAVE AN INITIAL D AE86!!! AWESOME!!!

  65. omg says:

    just read all the comments…

  66. thepieman1 says:

    Does anyone have the original of this? It would make a great “when you see it, you’ll shit brix” image.

  67. Kasasky says:

    Woopsie-Dayse!

  68. dmnyc says:

    Maybe it’s one of those clever pepper grinders, you know like the ones they have at museum stores.

  69. Amy says:

    Every time I look at this I think of Bro Rape. Big black dildo.

  70. Igetstabby says:

    For when you’re in the kitchen and feel like a stiff one

  71. Mr. T says:

    Its licorice.

  72. Rafa says:

    toyota corolla FTW xD’

  73. xdestroyx says:

    you also cant forget the 5 cans of ironlak spray paint..

  74. vmp says:

    lol as long as they have the hachi roku. it’s all good :)

  75. Hawwy says:

    This equipment is called Pe…, I mean Pestle, from Pestle and Mortar. A quite common kitchen equipments.
    please check:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortar_and_pestle.

    But, where is the mortar?, Any idea?

  76. mtbmed says:

    looks like a photoshop as the side shelf is not in other pictures of kitchen on the real estate website (which still has the listing) I doubt a shelf would be there since a door is there in photos …

  77. failzzzztodayz says:

    lol, i think he/she even has kids!!!!! look at the toy car in the same shelf =S

  78. Marcus says:

    Great story as for me. It would be great to read more about this matter.

  79. ozone_00 says:

    Hey, I’ve got that toy! Initial D is one of my favorite anime!

  80. Appelsap says:

    its an indonesion ritual thing.. we’ve almost bought it too.. its a sign of Lust and greed.. in indonesia its very common.. its no sex toy..

  81. rachel says:

    oh gosh, i love you australia lol


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