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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    non-gender-based discrimination

  2. Shadow says:

    We’re serious. :[

  3. But it is says:

    What about Non-Gender parents?

  4. Bias? or non-bias?

    *confused

  5. Shadow says:

    Oh, yes, I forgot to mention:

    I would like to congratulate Judy. She has powered the latest video fail (i.e. “Name Fail”) on the vote page.

    So… congratulations!

    *puts “Hey Jude” on the radio*

  6. Christian says:

    non-gender children hold balloons

  7. tayls says:

    This fail fails. Yes the sign is funny and worded awkwardly. But all it really means is, if you’re a woman and have to change your son’s diaper, you can’t take the boy into the womans restroom to do it. “Non-gender” means “wrong/opposite gender” as it’s used here. Let the flames begin.

  8. Stephen Ogley says:

    That is an appalling misuse of the English language. Why on earth can they not say “children of the opposite sex”? (until a child has opted for a sex change, sex = gender.)

  9. Christian says:

    gender-phobic children

  10. garnet says:

    This is so wrong. My YXXY child has a disability and they are discriminating against…it. Lets go to DC!!! Million Genderless March!

  11. fuzz on the concept says:

    “See the on-duty manager to arrange for a non-sex changing area.”

  12. anndrre says:

    that’s racicism!

  13. ant says:

    i actually get it. it means don’t bring children into the bathroom that aren’t the same gender. like don’t bring a little boy into the womens bathroom or don’t bring a little girl into the mens bathroom, etc.

  14. non-gender kids make such a mess in toilet

  15. This sign does not engender trust of the management system at all!

  16. penis-shaped umbilical cord FTW!?

  17. Someone Nicer than Jenny... says:

    I always thought my Ken doll was non-gender.

  18. Inwazyja says:

    What about pregnant women who don’t know their future children’s gender? Can they enter the bathrooms?

    • garnet says:

      That only applies up to the 4th month. Once she knows, she uses the proper bathroom. I used the men’s room with no problem for the sake of my son.

  19. largo says:

    Non-gender children cannot pee themselves

  20. Someone Nicer than Jenny... says:

    Kinda related my toddler son was watching me change my baby girl’s daughter and he kept asking me “Poop only, poop only?”

    I finally figured out that he thinks she can’t pee cause she don’t have a hose.

  21. Killerwit says:

    I think these are actually the lyrics to a new Lady Gaga song.

  22. Brewski says:

    Wait, let me make sure I understand. I already know I can raise my IQ be eating gifted children. But if I eat non-gender children, will it hurt my sex life?

  23. wranders says:

    wtf

  24. Say g'night, Gracie says:

    No hermaphrodites allowed?

  25. Queso says:

    Namekians? xD

  26. Gessa says:

    There is the slightest chance that they do really mean that if your child has not decided on a gender yet they can’t use any bathrooms. But we do have former Miss California to tell us that the correct way to phrase it would be your “opposite sex” child.
    What is this arrangement deal? Do they lend out “genders” or does some creepy person take your child into the same sex bathroom? If there is a non-gendered changing area then why the hell doesn’t everyone just use it in the first place?

    • Jules ♪ says:

      One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus is to the kids, “Bobby, where is Jesus?” asked the teacher. “Jesus is in heaven.” replied Bobby. “Very good!”, said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl,” Where is Jesus, Emily?”. Emily said innocently, “Jesus is in my heart!”. The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, “How very sweet!!!”. The teacher now asked Timmy, “Timmy, where is Jesus?”. “Jesus is in my bathroom.” he said assuredly. “Please elaborate, Timmy.”, the teacher said. Timmy then replied, “Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells. Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!”

  27. Jason N says:

    are there really enough non gender children to need a spot in the budget to create signs like this?

  28. nonym says:

    Wow, the comments section here has done a pretty good job at revealing the transphobics commenters here on failblog.

  29. Deuce says:

    dont make fun of non-gender children……:( i know several of them………………….lolololololol hackz jk

  30. stix213 says:

    Remember this next time you decide to remove your children’s genitals… you may run into problems when bringing your child to a public restroom.

  31. omanytechan says:

    Lol, I’m pretty sure this is just an awkward way of saying don’t bring children of the opposite sex into the bathroom, aka, male children into the women’s restroom. Not doing a good job of saying it though…

  32. I just spit out my water.

  33. Sam i am says:

    I know what the sign is supposed to mean. It’s for a female bringing her son into the woman’s bathroom or vice versa. It’s very poorly worded though

  34. Now that’s just weird…. isn’t it weird? xD

  35. TheCake says:

    Gender is for a big part a social construct. “Non-gender children” are children whose parents are of the view that childrens gender should be ignored, so that they don’t get treated differently.

    This may or may not be crazy, but we won’t know that until they have grown up. So…. let’s replay this fail in 20 years. :)

  36. Eric says:

    I am fairly certain that it is referring to something like if you are a male and have a female child or vice versa. It’s pervert prevention. They probably have a family bathroom that you can use.

  37. Are there really enough people out there who insist on raising their kids gender-neutral to merit a sign? While I agree with the sentiment that gender is socially constructed and can be a hindrance, isn’t it an even bigger hindrance for a growing child to have to navigate a mostly gender-binary world?

    It’s like a complete reversal of the usual genderqueer narrative. “I’m a GIRL, damn it!” “No, honey, you’re a fluid androgyne.”

  38. rebecca says:

    Tha really sad thing is….this statement is becoming more and more relevant in the USA!!

    • nonym says:

      Why is it sad that people don’t force children into gender roles? It is far less traumatizing to the child to let them be themselves right off the bat, as opposed to having to wait until adulthood to come to terms with having gender identity disorder.

  39. bug says:

    end woman’s suffrage!!

  40. where u supposed to take them then

  41. dukethepcdr says:

    Are they talking about transvestites?

  42. christine says:

    you’re all stupid.

    they just mean do not bring a child of a different gender into a bathroom.

    for example. You’re a dad, they dont want you to bring your daughter into a male change room.
    This isn’t funny, nor weird.

    • Caoimhe says:

      Surely it is very weird that you can’t bring your opposite-gender child into the bathroom with you?

      I can’t see who it’s harming.

      I used to get changed in the ladies’ changing room with my little brother when we went with our mum, and in the men’s when we went with my dad.

  43. Timothy John, 2Lt of FAIL says:

    That’s too stupid…

  44. Rob says:

    That sign is just a disgrace! Oh dear.

  45. kannadzuki says:

    *fails to resist her pedantic side*
    This sign could be a translated restroom sign in Thailand… maybe. They have non-gendered washrooms for kids in some places there. Just sayin’.

  46. MJMountains says:

    While this the meaning of this sign (as stated several times before) is most likely that you cannot bring kids into a changing room of the opposite sex, it is worded awkwardly, and thus is the point of the fail. However- non-gender kids do exist. Non-gender children are chimaeras.

  47. Grouel says:

    What is a non-gender child?

  48. calibaby says:

    they are trying to say that if you are a mom and in the women’s restroom don’t bring your little boy in there…maybe it is offensive to some people or something…stupid to me but whatever…there aren’t signs like that around here.

  49. RedstarChimera says:

    Does this mean gender or sex? Cos sex is between your legs and gender is between your ears.

    Either way, since I can’t piss in the toilets, me and my 92XX/XY self are gonna go piss on the manager’s desk…

  50. Nat says:

    that counts me out then :S

  51. Kerrick says:

    Total fail. Why should parents of intersex children have to announce that to anyone?

  52. Buttface42 says:

    So, I just made an account because you people make the funniest comments on this site and i always come here to laugh and waste time at work..so i figured i would sign up, and maybe someday I will be as funny as all of you

    • Sabot says:

      no chance mate, it takes a dang long time to become a failontologist, u first need a degree in failanthropy and then comes the sexual favours OMFG!!1

  53. What does this even mean? Seriously. WTF?

    • Rebecca says:

      I think that it means women aren’t allowed to bring their little boys in the women’s restroom and men aren’t allowed to bring their little girls in men’s room.

  54. mewhooyoo says:

    not a fail the fail is the person reading it non-gender would be the matching of gender like a guy bringing his daughter to the store and she needs to go to the bathroom where do you take her? cannot take a girl tothe guys bathroom ….. people are retarded FAIL

    • Spike says:

      Most of the time it’s obvious what a FAIL is supposed to mean or trying to say, the FAIL comes mostly from the way that it’s worded that makes it sound retarded or mean something silly/impossible/improbable.

  55. Cincakes says:

    For the record, this sign was found on the door of the ladies’ rest room at a pool club in New Jersey..

  56. James says:

    HOW is this a fail?! this is simple!
    it means do not take a child that isnt your gender into the bathroom with you, simple enough, i understood it!
    failblog fail.

  57. There’s a lot of non-gender children in adverts recently. What’s up with that

  58. The sign may as well read “PLEASE…DO NOT BRING NON-WHITE CHILDREN INTO BATHROOMS. SEE THE ON DUTY MANAGER TO ARRANGE FOR A CHANGING AREA FOR PARENTS WITH NON-WHITE CHILDREN.”

  59. holly says:

    so, i have to find the manager before i go change my little boy’s shitty diaper? and what “arrangement” will be made? gonna clear a space in the stock room? and when I have to pee? are you going to hold my baby? don’t f-ing think so, you people can get over yourselves. Also, it says a “changing area” will be arranged. what about a toilet? how often must this manager be running around making “arrangements”?

  60. christy says:

    first, you have to acknowledge that sex and gender are two different things. i know lots of people whose biological sex is not the same as the gendered label they choose for themselves.

    furthermore, some societies accept more than two genders. this is not some kind of backward thinking that only exists in remote locations. in fact, i would argue that moving away from our dangerous dichotomy between the genders is quite progressive.

    try to look at gender as a continuum rather than as polar opposites.
    it would look like this:

    man—————————————————-woman

    and everyone falls somewhere in between.

    • DavidJCobb says:

      Nope.

      “Sex” = male/female/both/neither
      “Gender” = euphemism for sex
      “Gender IDENTITY” = chosen label

      And I’m well aware that some societies accept third genders — apparently, they do something like that in India or something… How the f-ck does that work? On what criteria are they classified? The problem with using gender identity as a classification system for official things (like bathrooms) is that since a person chooses their own gender identity (usually), there is no definite rules that can be used to determine a person’s gender identity. We can’t have “People Who Choose To Be Called ‘Female’” restrooms, for example, cause then a pervy dude could just walk in and say he chooses to be a lesbian with a dick.

  61. christy says:

    *my previous comment is not about the sign itself but about the above conversation regarding the sign

  62. xyl says:

    Neutrois kids need to pee as well!

  63. Sabot says:

    does Castor Semenya sit down to pee? naaa she aims that sucka from 6 yards out!!! balancing on an elbow, upside down, singing ‘Here comes the sun’ by the Beatles…while winning gold medals.

  64. Tina says:

    This is for the Dads who go to the rest room and have a daughter and vise versa.. It just means do not bring your little girl in the mens room or your little boy in the girls room…

  65. Amanda says:

    That’s a really, really stupid way to say that women shouldn’t bring their little boys into the women’s room with them.

    That’s also totally stupid. There’s nothing wrong with kids going to the wrong bathroom with their parent until they’re old enough to go into the right bathroom by themselves.

  66. Markus says:

    I don’t think this is funny at all. From what I can tell it is talking about children who don’t have a specific gender, like intersex children.

  67. Sandgroper says:

    WHAT THE FCUK????? What the hell is this world coming to? No wonder society is so screwed up!!

  68. sandgroper1 says:

    the world is coming to a place with no swearing :)

  69. pe n nis licker says:

    lickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer meee

  70. vickielee says:

    that is freakin greatttt.. haha

  71. TryedIt@Home says:

    Yay non-sexism!!!!!

  72. Stick2012 says:

    Translation: Please… do not bring alien children into bathrooms

  73. FailpersonyeahrightyeahtooidontcarelolatthisnamexD says:

    Oh yeah that’s totally normal………In Canada


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