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*throws tennisball at dancing dollies*
Throws a one dollar bill at the dancing doll!
How cheap!
*slips a $100 monopoly bill in dancing doll cleavage*
No touchy!
is a north pole dance is like a lapland dance?
(“Did you Finish, dear?”)
There’s Norway we can tell for sure.
Those are some Swede puns!
They seem to hit De(n) Mark!
I ce: Land is what this pun-run is about.
There’ll be Nor dic-king about here today.
so … no call for Vic-Odin-King?
(For Eriksons that do not Leif after four hours, call your doctor.)
I’m a Freya’d not
Just keep it Loki.
… but I may need a pain killer if my head ith Thor.
Well, no more than Tiw tablets then.
You’re rune-ing it for the rest of us.
Dam these are some Coelus puns.
Balder dash back to the Finish line.
Oh, we can a-fjord to keep going.
No rway I am just getting started!
*feels lump in throat*
Gosh I am so proud, I have started to think like Arthur…..hang on, is that a good thing!
*waggles hand*
*hides sheep*
Ram surely?
Now there’s a memory…
*takes it out and runs*
Moomin! (sorry)
First fail
aah poop i hate you moomin
Just posting “First fail” would have been sufficent to prove your lack of judgement. It wasn’t necessary to further prove it by insulting the most likeable Moomin in the world. You fail massively.
He wasn’t really insulting Moomin, more showing his/her complete lack of ability to interact on a social level with other people!
Hello all my friends!
Let’s bash some pole dolls!
*anklesqueezes*
*anklesqueeze*
For some causes I’m always ready to ruuuumble.
*Watches Arthur wreck the Mike*
Grrrrrrrrr, you wrecked the Mike!
Psyche!
Aye! Sorry aboot that but Arthur givvus an earworm.
Better than having custard come out your eyes.
I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT…..
*grumbles*
It’s amazing to have such friends at your side.
Thankyou.
It’s for kids whose mums have a giant snowshovel.
*snork*
Orange smock not included?
you’ll need batteries for those things
Wow, I read that as batteries for those thongs, at first…My bad.
I have a catalogue with those in, must say they do not really appeal!
Can you tell me what else is in that catalogue, K???
Please….
*hears innuendo machine grinding*
Hey, no innuendo, just outright vibrating panties!
If you’re wearing vibrating panties while rubbing on a stripper pole does the universe reverse polarity??
I guess not, but you’ll definitely get a hard-on, especially if you’re a girl!
Just don’t go shopping with them on…
*snickers*
or else you become a shopaholic?
Sounds like you speak from experience Suzie!!
*pictures Suzie shopping with a BIG smile*
What when you’re standing at the checkout and you can’t hold it anymore?
No, Skrat…can’t say that I have…:-(
*good morning squeezes*
Especially if they are remote controlled…..and your husband has wandered off with the remote!
-will try to find newspaper article on that!
Wow… I leave you guys here alone for one night… And this is what happens.
Skratdaddy started it
*shuffles feet*
*squeeze*
Hey, I just walked into the conversation…
*raises hooves in innocence*
I’ve got nothing to do with those 3! I heard them whisper things too!
Hey, I thought I turned it off before you left!
Good morn y’all…
BTW, how come my font tags won’t let me whisper??
Santa’s little girl has been naughty and nice.
Please tell me it does not perform the upside down splits.
*hides in corner covering eyes*
please someone tell me it is not real.
It’s not real k@…
*hides behind GV*
Did you know you have a bald spot here?
OH err, um ….
*looks away*
Obviously Photoshopped.
Its really a princess doll that could dance, but they wiped out “princess” and added “Pole”..
Them Photoshoppers huh?
Yes it is real and can do all the things you can do on a pole K@tcf!
Reminds me of my childhood…modeling for a pole dancer doll.
That’s a lovely green dress you’ve got there GV!
*morningsqueeze*
It’s not green it’s aqua!
*squeezies*
Pfff… Irish men and their green variations.
It’s an important part of being Irish, green and grey are the two most prevalent colo(u)rs here!
♬ but not a real green dress, that’s cruel… ♬
♬If I had a million dollars♬ I would buy you a pole, so you could stay home and pole dance for me♬
Good morning Kannadzuki.
come on, it helps to start early. you’re all so narrow-minded
Booze and meth help to start early. This doll helps to dress like a dork.
Oh, it’s the most perfect gift for a little girl!
… who wants to be a fireman person?
Is that what they call it these days?
I think they would start more fires than they would put out.
Huh, huh, he said “put out”
Huh, huh.
eeehhm, well, eeehm, this sucks ass Beavis, eeeeehm.
Yeah, yheah, let’s suck some ass, yeah, whhoooaah!
Yeah, you need to teach the women in their early years. Else they turn out hairy communist feminist-thingies! And we don´t want that.
Fun for the whole family!
bite me, bitte
You have to show me your boobs first.
*busts a pole dance move*
*Gets video camera for when this goes bad*
I think it just did.
VVV
*applauds*
*bites*
*films*
*posts*
*busts a pole dance movie maker*
(for using an underage model)
Who would play with such dolls?
You mean that not every child wants to be a stripper? *Shocked*
No, some just want to watch!
Who wouldn’t??
Use your Monopoly cash for make it dance
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not give that little girl $200.
* 5 eagles rolls dice and lands on Los Vegas*
“who owns Los Vegas?
Psst…5 eagles, my friend, it’s Las Vegas.
*swaps 5’s o’s for a’s*
I dunno, but I own Las Vegas…
How much do I owe you since you don’t have houses on them?
When did they license Miley Cyrus dolls?
What are they selling on the left side of the picture? Nuclear waste?
*snork!* Looks like toxic chemicals to me. Maybe dip from Roger Rabbit?
Toxic waste?! I love those sweets!
*pops sweetie in mouth*
*head turns inside out*
You’re such a sweetie k@!
I was thinking baconlube. But I was also thinking that this doll might also have another usages for really
desperalonelypervertpeople.You can sniff the adhesive securing the hair in place to get a mild high?
The potato searching doll?
My little pole dancer.
well, after miley cyrus’ pole dancing it became sooo popular
This is only a fail if you think all pole dancing is erotic. It’s not. My gym gives lessons to ladies who consider it both an art form and excellent exercise. They would laugh off a $100 bill – or rather £50 note – as missing the point.
So you would send your, let’s say, six-year-old daughter to pole dancing lessons? Would you also name her Lolita?
Yet pole dancing is becoming more popular Arthur Eld. And good for upper body strenght. And on the other side of the coin the stigma attached to pole dancing is erotic and sexual.
I can’t imagine where it got that stigma. :>
Do they wear clear heels too?
…the stigma is there because that’s what it was made for. It was designed to be erotic. Artful, sure. Beautiful, maybe. But DEFINATELY erotic, and not really appropriate for very young children. It’s only been in recent years that it’s also being considered an art/excersize form (and I’ve no doubt it’s very effective. I wouldnt mind taking lessons myself when I get the money.)
If it wasn’t erotic, millions of dollars a month wouldn’t be spent on visiting strip clubs. What would be the point? If it’s nothing but dancing, not erotic at all, men wouldn’t go
Men hate going to dance shows. Try asking one to go to a ballet with you sometime. You’ll have a hard time getting any takers.
Be pole-ite!
That is because ballet for the most part is boring…Except the “Nutcracker”…it’s a squirrel thing.
No it’s a suite!
I went to the ballet with a mate once. The story was like a cross between Sleeping Beauty and Dune, I can’t remember the last time I was so confused.
2 men at a ballet? what the heck were you doing there?
For the most part, trying to work out was happening.
But what got you there in the first place? Peeking under some tutu’s?
I took Ms Skratdaddy to see Romeo and Juliet once. It wasn’t too bad. They sold drinks at the theatre, Makers Mark and ballet, the only way to go.
Alcoholic drinks?
Yep, most do, that’s why they call them alcoholics.
They should sell those frinks to Romeo, before he gets up the rope to Juliets balcony!
*correction* drinks
My amazing man danced ballet, unfortunately it was before i knew him. I wish he would still wear the tights…
Are you female?
You mean you girls like it when we dance ballet?
I wouldn’t go to a ballet, nor a strip club!
Of course your gym gives lessons, why laugh off the money? But it’s only women that seem to feel the need to justify it as “exercise”. Men don’t enrol in “Chippendales” classes and gush about how good it is for the glutes. Fail for honesty.
Good morning all.
%I am your private dancer, dancing for money%(Tina Turner)
%=music note
Hehe, now we’re two who don’t know how to make the note sign. Let’s found a party!
Try alt 13 or alt 14
♪ merci!
Da nada
thanks Skratdaddy goo mroning to ya. And you too TOM(King bob-omb) ↕♫
how d’ya know it was me?
http ://sebwhite/
Ahaaa! my website gave me away! Or was it da avatar?
Well, considering he answered the question, “How did you know it was me?” by quoting your URI, I’d say with a fair amount of confidence that it was the website.
Yes, but since he was not the person I asked the question in the first place, it could still be that 5 eagles recognized my avatar. I’d prefer it to be the website though!
another bit of trivia: if it was 5 eagles that told me about your avatar, with one of the five eagles?
which species?
what did it have for breakfast?
what’s its average airspeed while carrying a coconut? and who?
*head explodes*
Hmm, that question is a well-disguised trap!
But i’m too witty to get caught by that, because I know that eagles only carry coconuts at night when nobody sees them. Hence, you have do remove the weight of the breakfast in it’s stomach to calculate it’s average airspeed, since they don’t eat breakfast at night!
The answer to all your questions is thus: Pi!
When Barbie goes bad…
Tonight on FOX
Crack-whore Barbie, each sold separately
Terrible.
Hey, Brewski!! Get out the notebook!!
Is Brewski a pun at Bruce Lee?
I just enlarged your avatar for the first time. Until now I thought it’s ET with a blond wig.
Hmm, nothing blond in my avatar though!
Check the nesting; I wasn’t talking to you.
True! I got that problem, that I always think everybody’s talking to me!
Maybe it’s because everybody should be?
It’s not a Bratz doll?
Amazing…
Are you the cousin of banking moon?
To whom…?
… this depends on who it’s marketed to. I can easily see this being sold in Spencer’s or some other similar store.
If they sell that, i’ll call the pole-ease!
I don’t know what kinda store Spencer’s is, but I dare say a doll is for small children. The only other persons I could think of who might be interested in dolls like that are pedos. One way or the other – a massive fail.
Spencer’s is an adult-oriented novelty store. They sell tons of stuff.
My Little Pole Dancerâ„¢: For those special moments when anything less just wouldn’t cut it.
anatomically correct?
Only you would want to know, GCF.
the cursed Shadow obscures all
Hey! I’m not THAT fat!
*runs off to nom a tub of ice cream*
*follows*
you been missing your pole-dance classes? it could just be the angle of the sun you know
*sniffle*
You think?
definitely the angle!
would I lie?
… No… *snifflesqueeze*
*inserts $100 bill*
*pinches shapely buttock*
*flees*
I would say try wearing black, but that would be a bit redundant for a Shadow.
The pole is, don’t know about the doll.
I’m Mr Susan now you do the choosin’!
See how they shine!
(clicky)
hahahaha!
the mirrors make them appear larger
is “nom” a synonym for “eat”?
Ayup.
Ayup!? clickie!
a beautiful lady goes to the gynecologist and gets in the stirrups
the doctor says “ooh it looks bad, I think I’ll have to numb it”
num num num num
would it be the same if the lady wasn’t beautiful?
depends on the doctor I suppose
Yes, see lolcats.
It’s almost like the Miley Cyrus performance at the TCA
yes is seems like crack-whore training can’t start early enough.
It appears she is touching herself. I guess she is looking for a big tip. Wonder what the VIP room costs?
The Pimp Ken and Champagne Lounge come seperately.
lol!!!! i gotta get me one of those!
liek real grlz wernt doin that enought *vomits in disgust*
inetresting how this came out after miley’s preformance at the teen choice awards.
thanks miley!
I foresee a bunch of teenage girls getting this for their birthday or Christmas whichever comes first with a label: Happy Birthday (Merry Christmas), Slut!
WTF?? a non-licensend Stripperella toy (knockoff). Geez… Are there still too many unemloyed people in PRC???
Fail, or Win? I can’t decide….
As E!’s the Soup would say, “It’s Miley!”
epic failure in the pants
Well kids do need to learn new stuff… don’t they? xD
Too many clothes!!!
that’s it. i’m officially leaving the planet.
Now at ToysRUs next to the Bratz doll aisle.
what a way to teach your kids how to be whores
its because of miley cyrus i tell you!
How is this a fail? Its probably a gag gift.
Can make a lot of money as a pole dancer
A doll targeted for boys maybe?
Doll WIN, not FAIL!!! FailBlog still FAILS! Get a life!
Um… wow. I’ve been visiting FailBlog for a long time now, and this is by far the biggest fail I’ve seen. Seriously. I just can’t believe it.
It comes with a bunch of play dollar bills. Finally, a use for all those one dollar monopoly bills!
I blame Miley Cirus.
Kids say hello to pole dance barbie
what the hell! fail.
This isn’t a fail.
This is a product in an adult toy store.
Like a Spencers
Whoever took a pic of this and wrote the fail is friggin retarded.
Its supposed to be a pole dancing dolly.
Thanks Miley Cyrus!
go……sexy……plastic?
Well, it’s not as if kids will learn about the subject any slower. Why no shower them with it at a time where they won’t question it? *shot*
Like mommy
It needs to look more like a Bratz doll
Momma, momma! When I grow up I wanna be just like her!
THE ONE DOLL EVERY MAN WHATS
it fills a niche…little boys have G.I Joe…little girls now have Nikki pole Dancer…..Military and Strippers go hand in hand. “It’s whats for Christmas”
Miley Cyrus WIN ! lmao
NOW THIS FAILED HAAAAAARRRRRRD!!!
…Miley Cyrus came out with a doll how sweet,,,,,this is a Fail,,,
i guess they ran out of ideas XD
Miley Cyrus dolls?
One of the words on the box is “Interesting”
Hmm, I wonder why?…