There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.
She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could see her panties.
When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the boys just wanted to see up her skirt so she told the girl not to climb the pole again.
The next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her panties again.
When she went home she told her mother. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn’t climb the pole. “They just want to see your panties and if you climb the pole again your grounded!”
The next day the same boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of doughnuts, so she climbed the pole again.
When she came home and told her mother what she got for climbing the pole, angrily she said, “I told you they only wanted to see your panties!”
“But mommy”, the little girl answered, “this time I was smart enough not to wear any.”
Serious question: does anybody know where their office is located? Lower Queene Anne perhaps, or Lake Union? Just guessing since they showed the Space Needle.
♪Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it’s always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me♫
Why do you need so many people to manage a single website and make a book where you just put things from this website?
What all theese people do anyway?
I don;t understand how so many people could contribute to such poor web design/development. I mean ye, the contents normally good … but really? Paid professionals built this?
You are an abomination to Asia. You let dipshit westerners make fun of the easterners’ lack of advantages. You forgot your roots in the United States of Rednecks.
You guys just are the best! I check the blog every day and I never leave it with a sad face. You really make my day brighter and make me forget about my troubles. At the same time I feel a lot better thinking there are people out there way more “FAIL” than me!
Thank you guys for all this!
You work to make us laugh and I appreciate it and want to congratulate you!
woohoo..any job openings?
yep, blow.
Ziiing!
i’ve got an opening for the beardface man that’s working there!!
failgasm
they are in SEATTLE?!?!?! AHHHHH stalker!
I can haz job?
yeah i want a job at fail blog
me too. best. site. evur.
Frist ?!
no sir, you fail…
is that what you get when attempting to fist yourself with a frozen hand???
wow this is so great…
FAIL !
*gasp*
I feel so privileged! Like I just got invited backstage!
*warm fuzzy feeling inside*
*gasp* Don’t eat Fuzz you monster!
No laughing. We’re serious. :[
No shirts. we’re serious. :[
That wasn’t Brewski…
Brewski would take his shirt off regardless of the rules. And admit it… you girls would like it.
Nope. He would take his pants off.
Awww beat me to it by 1 minute!!!
*dances*
No dancing. Srsly. :[
Ok.
*boogies*
*wiggle dances next to Avis*
*waggles*
*woogles*
*wiggles*
*thousands of toddlers swarm to watch*
*does a triple whammy gazillion-flip spinning cartwheel dance move*
*claps slowly three times*
Thank you. Next please.
*vogues*
*robots*
*does the Hustle*
3. Safety dance!
*cha-chas*
*does the worm*
*salsas*
*tangos*
Wait a minute… anyone care to join me?
Why certainly.
*puts rose in mouth*
*tangos with Shadow*
Hahaha oh wow, I didn’t even notice the shirtless guy until after I watched the outtakes.
*Does the hand-jive*
That too. And they’d still like it.
But us girls would still like it.
*unbuckles belt…*
Woo hoo!
*gets dollar bills ready*
*starts cheesy stripper music*
Take it off, WN!
Yup. We would. We’d even help him. Without laughing, though. It’s serious business.
See? THIS is what would happen if we all worked together at Fail Blog.
Isn’t it great?
The Naked office?
The Office – Exposed.
The Office – Not Just Skin Deep.
The Office – By The Seat of… You’re Pants-Less.
Deep Throat: The Office
Wait…that didn’t come out right…
Sounded OK to me
Then they couldn’t post a behind the scenes video on Youtube.
*gracie squeezes*
Eeep!! I forgot to wear pants today!
*runs off to find spare pair in emergency locker for just such occasions*
Last time I checked, the girls had welded the emergency locker door shut.
*hides welding equipment*
Who me? Nooooo!
Muahahahaha! Er- I mean- would we do that?
*looks innocent*
Um… guys? I think the fire extinguisher was in there!
Just feed Granny extra shandys!
*tries to run away and hide*
*sees that exit door says “THIS IS NOT A DOOR”*
*panics*
:ick:
“ick”? I know I could use a tan back there, but really now!
I think she meant *click*
I was referring to the shandys for Granny.
In that case, I agree.
:ick:
That would be:
No pants. We’re serious. :[
*squeeze*
Well then you will not be needing these.
*takes Kátz pants and runs off*
She was wearing runs?
*snicker*
*twix*
*kisses*
*hugs*
*snuggies*
*fluffy wooly snuggies*
*huggles*
*cuddles*
I have a feeling that this is leading to an inevitable conclusion.
The pants must have had a run in them.
*squeezes all present*
Just went for my morning 10 laps at the hotel pool.
Well at 9 o’clock actually but meh.
*films Jules*
Damn it!
Eep!
I am reminded of the picture from the Coppertone bottles.
Except this is much more interesting.
Films Katz…
*nice*
Just make sure you put W!N on the pic when you post it… or else! *gives Skrat a menacing look*
*pants*
*snerk*
*squeeze*
*steals K@’s trousers*
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.
She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could see her panties.
When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the boys just wanted to see up her skirt so she told the girl not to climb the pole again.
The next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her panties again.
When she went home she told her mother. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn’t climb the pole. “They just want to see your panties and if you climb the pole again your grounded!”
The next day the same boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of doughnuts, so she climbed the pole again.
When she came home and told her mother what she got for climbing the pole, angrily she said, “I told you they only wanted to see your panties!”
“But mommy”, the little girl answered, “this time I was smart enough not to wear any.”
Pole-climbing, fun for the whole family!
chuckle
Want to work there!!!!
Likewise!
How awesome would it be if we all worked together at Failblog? I’d have the best co-workers in the world!
*squeezes everybody*
Nobody would get anything done…
Oh, we’d get plenty done…
Wait, you meant something productive.
We’re mostly getting paid to fail anyway.
*click click*
Woohoo! There’s another $40!!
*squeezies!*
How do they make cash out of this?
Advertising, probably.
Advertising definitely. With over 5 million hits a month they’re raking it in
When you type in your email they link to your paypal account. They take money every time you comment.
*gasp*
There goes another £50
I think we just found out the cause of the recession and where all the imaginary money went.
*gives Badger an inhaler*
I’d be bankrupt if that were true.
You are Bankrupt. turn around and you’ll see the repo men stealing your house as we speak
Then the repo women will come and steal all your spare pants.
Hi. I’m here for all the spare pants from somebody named “Brew-eh-sky.” Can you point him out for me?
And then young skywalker…
You Will Die
This day started out so well. Now I’m pantless.
It just keeps getting better!
It just got even better.
*hands Brewski a beer*
On the house.
Oh, giiiirrrllls! He’ll be drunk soon!
You can’t get drunk off of root beer!
Zing! *high
fives-wings Avis*That’s what you think! You should see my sisters and I on a root beer night…frightening.
FAIL!!!
Oh – wait -
Then we’d really be getting paid to fail!
*laughs*
*trips on own feet*
That’ll be $50.00.
Thank you for the behind-the-scenes-peek!
Seconded!
*applauds*
*does the wave*
*surfs*
*does internet surfing*
*does the Super Bowl shuffle*
*does the truffle shuffle*
DAMN MY WORK TO HELL
I cannae see it captain!
Ditto.
My computer showed it, all jumpy and slow. *pouts*
But what I could see looked great. I want to work there too!
I could see it beautifully – with no audio
*snork*
Not much point to that! My compeuter played it, but it was like listening to a conversation on a cell phone that keeps going out.
*grabs slingshot and shoots extra ‘e’ out of Avis’ post*
*catches ‘e’ remnants in small plastic bag for posterity*
It n’t tha terest thou
Can’t see it either…
*takes off blindfold*
Nope, still can’t see it.
*is excited about new sites!*
Me, too. I wonder when they’ll unveil That’ll Buff Out.
*bounces in excitement*
I vote, as soon as That’ll Buff Out is released upon a not-so-innocent populous, we immediatly take over before the trolls can. All in favor, say aye.
Aye.
I.
*borrows extra ‘e’ that was shot out of Avis’s post*
Aye!
Aye! I hope they give us warning, or the first crack at it.
I have no idea what you are referring to, but count me in.
*eyes Avis’s crack*
*dons radioactive suit*
*walks up holding nutcracker*
Man I’m hungry.
Oooh, lookie! Nuts!
*GLOWERS at Skratdaddy*
*singed*
Damn suit didn’t work! I blame you, Skratdaddy!
I didn’t mean to get you, Ms B ♥.
*hands over the aloe vera*
This should help.
OW OW OW OW!!!
Hey, I had the nutcracker! I was just trying to help!!
AAAAH!!! The fire extinguisher case is welded shut!!! HELP!
Radiation burns!!! Not fire!!
*starts passing around the aloe*
Aye aye, Cap’n!
Aye, aye!
Aye!
*blows up duplicate post with TNT*
I want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I *snork* at this line every. single. time.
Uhhh…. hey ya’ll:
http://thatwillbuffout.com
Sincerely,
No-shirt Guy (aka Grizzly Kitteh)
do you really need so many people working on this site?
Yes.
Generally speaking.
*salutes General Avis*
*bows, with back to the wall*
*tickles*
eep!
*tosses ‘j’ up to previous post, aligns it before 1st ‘e’…
*drives off into the sunset with a beautiful woman and a shoeshine*
air quotes fail.
fail office.
This looks like a small office ! Can’t u aford a better 1 ?
Can’t you afford a dicitionary?
No. He’d probably be able to rent one though.
He’ll need a grammar and punctuation guide as well.
The price of appearing literate grows…
I’ve got to know. Is one of those web developers working on a Dell Mini 9? I bet it’s hackintoshed! I too develop on such a lovely device.
Yay for Dot Org!
>ZAP!<
Dot Org!
Woohoo!
Dot orgy? Is that anything like a dot matrix?
Role play. horny chat. dot org.
*rips off Jules’s pants*
*flees*
Haha, if your trying to see my under pants the joke is on you, it’s commando Thursday.
Oh… Wait
*click*
Th-th-th-thursday?!
*clickclickclickclick*

*squeezes Brewski*
*doesn’t say where*
*hums chia-pets theme*
Th-th-th-Thursday!
♪ Yes, ‘n’ how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn’t see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind, ♪
*gives Katz some DE*
Another infestation! I just don’t know where they’re all coming from.
*scratch itch scratch* Thanks Repo woman! Your my hero!
*lies in wait to pants the grammar police*
*blows whistle*
STOP!!!!
100 Internets for blatent disregard of the English language!!!!!
*hands Katz ticket*
*takes ticket and grammar police’s pants*
Totally worth it!
*runs away*
Whatthe….????? Hey!!!!
*follows*
Stop or I’ll Moooo!!!
Remarkably similar, but a lot more fun
All paid by advertising dollars…sweet.
Can’t wait to see some of the photos of the new site “that will buff out”.
‘That will buff out’, is that where all the trucks under bridges went to?
It’s blatantly faked, lok at the pixel shading an frame 79.
duh!
*loks*
Wait! Crap! I left my key in the car!
*Hands shadow the Khaki Trousers*
What’s the point? I’m just going to have them stolen in 5 minutes anyway.
Not if you use them wisely young one…
Wisdom has nothing to do with this.
*steals Shadow’s Khaki Trousers*
*starts to run away, stops*
*steals Badger’s pants*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
So they’re in Seattle! Aah, my old stomping grounds.
*admires Brewski’s stomping grounds collection*
We need to storm that building and take over this site!
Serious question: does anybody know where their office is located? Lower Queene Anne perhaps, or Lake Union? Just guessing since they showed the Space Needle.
fizzle ma shizzle dizzle nizzle!
buba® would like to work at fialblog. where does buba® should send his resume?
Spell-Check.
You can submit a fail by clicking on “send in the failboat” and following the instructions there.
*snork!*
Heehee! That was a bit cold, Avis.
Srsly. :[
This place is pandelerium!
Oh, yeah…
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is ready to catch Ms B when she falls over
…*
*Offers ShamWow*
That guy looks like he could be my uncle’s twin.
Had to happen sometime.
*does a double take*
♪Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it’s always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me♫
Failblog failed at failing. Good job!
how long is your pant, ben, i saw your leg in the video. This is failure
Is the book woman single?
Desirable women are generally not single
Boy, have you been hanging out with the wrong women!
Thanks for sharing the behind the scenes magic!
Fail Blog WIN!!
Why do you need so many people to manage a single website and make a book where you just put things from this website?
What all theese people do anyway?
if you actually watch the video, they pretty much explain all that…
Sorry I don’t watch videos I comment. No logical reason to.
i am brazil very good blog
Hello brazil.
HELLLLO! Mr comments monitor,
Hey they forgot to show us where they keep that d*mn blog monster that keeps eating our messages.
Oh and I thought this was a home-run site made by teenagers!
Its amazing how many “innocent” things are money engines nowdays
Nice outtakes. Even fail blog can fail.
Looks like fun stuff.
What we don’t see is that the chinese dood is the man behind all those car FAILS.
FAIL!
i’d rather work at initech.
FAIL@ initech
GOOGLE is so much more WIN
Nice Failblog spotlight on the front page a Youtube to along with this. Way to go FB!
wahaahaaahaha so geil!!!
yeah I always pictured some nerds huddled in a room. Oh wait…
I don;t understand how so many people could contribute to such poor web design/development. I mean ye, the contents normally good … but really? Paid professionals built this?
Hey! I want a Dot Org! T-shirt! I will add it to my collection, along with my Arthur shirt.
So there actually are people working behind this monitor
I still say I really like that Fail Blog intro (at the end on this one). It was just too long before.
Probably one of the best, relaxed jobs in the universe
I FAIL HARD !!! Can I have a job ?
THIS IS A FULL TIME JOB THAT YOU MAKE MONEY AT ?!?!!?!?
YEAHHH “ZAP” >DOT ORG<
Duuuudes! Thanks for the tour and for making us smile several times day. Fail on:)
Its nice to see the behind the scenes. You all are great keep up the good work!
Woah.. who was the sexy girl showing the new book cover?
I don’t know, but I also would like her number
Grizzly Kitteh is cute. I bet he’s not into guys, though. Pity.
Love the use of the Mac of all computers!
using a mac is FAIL
ICHC has a “submission tool”
iz torn between
“ai can haz?”
and
“do not want!”
Wait! Nobody fell or broke something???
… I don’t get this one.
I KNEW it was run by Nerds!
Yay for clothing-optional work place! xD
at the end:
did he die?
That’s really cool! So where is this failblog site anyway?
Entrance only! DO NOT ENTER.!!
This sounds like the perfect job. Don’t you want a Brazilian worker in the company? lol
And I’d really like to buy the books. Bein’ poor, and in Brazil, is not really nice, D:
hoho, I didn’t know these little blogs need such big office and that many employees
You’re THE BEST!!! Greetings from Argentina
etaet4ey5t5ry5ryry
So, this is all about SCRUM.
win!, thanks guys, keep up the good work.
Would seriously love to work there…
Hmm…
how much is the book?
They made this just so they’d be able to use the failblog.org videostamp again ^^
You guys need to office upgrade!
You are an abomination to Asia. You let dipshit westerners make fun of the easterners’ lack of advantages. You forgot your roots in the United States of Rednecks.
You guys just are the best! I check the blog every day and I never leave it with a sad face. You really make my day brighter and make me forget about my troubles. At the same time I feel a lot better thinking there are people out there way more “FAIL” than me!
Thank you guys for all this!
You work to make us laugh and I appreciate it and want to congratulate you!
<3
Hey Ben, you’re pretty cute glad to see you in front of a camera and not a computer today!
D
too bad you dont have an office in d.c. i would love to work there heheh
Wow, this site is ran by a tool.
woot that ben can f*** me anytime im very kinky though
I’ve talked with Ben on the phone. He’s very nice! It’s so cool to put faces to this great place.
Only a site this funny can be led by an asian. Excellent work!
I don’t care about this. You fail at making me interested.
new awareness test :
did you see the text typing bear ?
………riveting……..
Did you notice that guy was nude, lol.
fail
This vid isn’t funny….
sharing of good hand health