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Did I see Waldo there?
no you didn’t
move along
I’m trying to get to the deep end!
then you are trying too hard.
try less, never do, thats is the easiest way to the deep end.
♪ Stay in bed, float up stream ♪
~ JWL
I’d pee safely.
Wrong. They put specially trained peeranhas in the pool.
Dont worry, worse things happen on spring break.
yeah waldo’s there
I love that song.
wow once i was in a crowded public pool and dove underwater not able to get but because of all the fat tubers… I ened up flipping a little kid over
think about all the creepy people that publically masterbate, they are probobly in there getting a thrill/rush from rubbing up against so many kids and women, hell even men too, if thats how they roll
Got-it!
Eight row, seventeen from the left!
At what depth?
He is in deep shit, I can tell you that!
how the f do you count the rows???
This is not a fail, you can fit a few more people in there
Quick, get the oshiya (Tokyo subway pushers)!
With the white gloves?
yes, but make them take them off. gets creapier that way
They have unnatural, slimy claws under those gloves?
with teeths between their fingers, and tyra banks tatoos
“Capatin Dissapointment” ???
it’s a joke… captaian ovious an a general dissapointment, right? i just changed them a bit. a little “ha-ha” joke. for really weird people
Are you quite sure about the spelling of about half of your words there?
Misspelling: More than half.
not at all. i have develpoed my own kind of english, called: “I was up waaaay to long last night and now i don’t even know/care how to spell proper english”
See, the “don’t care” part is considered a problem around here.
Especially with DragonWriter.
It’s just a pathetic attempt on his part
my brain don’t care, my mind does. but they don’t play well with eachother. think i will remove one of them. think you could help?
(Gumby voice)
It will have to come out!
Yes. Use capital letters at the start of each sentence.
Do not capitalize after a comma (especially in your name).
(Gumby voice)
Are you the brain specialist?
Look at the bright side: I have never fi(r)sted on any video. And i never use that morbid acronym “LOL”. And God forbid me from ever trolling…
(How was that for proper english?)
Much better. Not perfect, but better.
Where did I go wrong this time then?
I said the word “troll”, that’s it, right? You guys have banned the word or something, haven’t you?
Capitalize your “i”, check the spelling of “dissapointment” and everything is honky dory.
Thank you, my master!
*Bows respectfully*
*Walks backward out of the room*
*Trips into “pool of a thousand men”*
*snork*
“Honky dory” … ???
Period goes inside the quote marks if you want to be completely right. I never liked it either.
I’m a “grammar Nazi”, as well. However, I do occasionally use acronyms such as LOL. I am usually appalled (spelling error?) by spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes.
Do they still do that at busy times on the Tokyo subway?
I think they do. It’s a looong tradition; my mother tells me the white gloved men waited on the platform when she was a schoolkid.
Is that even legal ?
Hey, it’s Japan, Everythings legal!
For instance, a man who swerved of the road and into a shop, killing three people, was allowed to say in his defence that he was blind drunk at the time.
You’d be allowed to say that in the U.S. too. Not sure it would get you off the hook, though.
I’m pretty sure that would be one of the charges anywhere else though…
this conversation is now void
Miming to walk against the wind?
ld’eau!
…and where the hell is Matt?
Groening?
Check “where the hell is Matt?” on Youtube.
Hee, hee – from Connecticut!
Haa haa from Hamburg!
*waves*
No, not me, Matt Harding. Well, me too, I guess. Ohhhhh… you got me!
(He actually has scenes from Berlin, Munich and Cologne in his videos, but only one scene from his original hometown of Westport. CT.)
Connecticut! I’ve been there recently. I don’t know if you are into Anime, but I go to an Anime Convention there called Connecticon. Actually, it is more of a Multi Convention. They have Science Fiction and Comics there, too. Maybe I’ll see you there someday?
= verry happy shark
I FOUND HIM
*feels a hard poke from behind*
…OMG, that better have been a snorkle…
It’s not water anymoar!
It’s human juice!
Thats a whole different type of wrong…
How wrong are we talking here?
orange or apple taste?
plbbtt plbbbtt Not Good! plbbtt plbbbt!
First! post that is…
…what yours was not
That in turn…
… means you’ll be shot.
*fires at Will*
Author!
Yes? Oh, sorry.
Run Will! Or at least duck!
Hm, perfect place to practice the breast stroke.
SHARK !
Not scared, the odds are with me on this one.
Oops, sorry, I scratched you with my toenail there.
… Hey, you’re bleeding!
SHARK!
Just when you thought you could get back into the overcrowded pool…
Reminds me of the soup of the day specials
Soylent Green Pea Soup
*snerk*
I love that movie!
*dances the Charl(tonh)eston*
Totally diggeded this video! Who dey be?
I think this picture would make a fun jigsaw puzzle.
Beleive it or not, this is pretty common in Japan, i saw a video a while back showing this, it was of a pool with a wave machine. mental.
The problem with Wave Machines is that with every Knotts Soak City WavePool I’ve ever been in, because i was kinda small last time i was there, is that its impossible to get a decent size wave while its on, and so when its off (I don’t know why they ever turn it off) I would try to get close to the wave machine.
Then some current starts pulling me slowly deeper to the point where I am hanging onto the innertube for my life and shouting. Surprisingly NOONE around me hears, and it takes 5 minutes to get attention of a life guard to pull me over to a ladder.
Every damn time. You know they recently added a regular old 3 foot pool with a little waterfall?
So where is that pool…?
Right there in the pic
Sardinia.
I LoL’d @ Sardinia
I make it 140 people.
It seems that there is much empty space left on the upper frame of the pic. Okay, I guess that´s where the sharks are.
Ooops. Sorry, didn’t see your comment. Ignore mine VVV.
That’s where the Baby Ruth bar is floating.
*yells* “DOODY!!!”
Touching other people’s private parts WIN
Looks like a disorganized version of the Sgt Pepper’s album cover.
Or an overcrowded cuddle puddle.
… without the alcohol or the nakedness (and I looked closely for both/either).
None of the males wears pants.
WALRUS !
Stupid bloody Tuesday.
Cl-cl-cl-cluster bOOOOmb
What’s wrong with the top left corner?
The edge of the world.
!!!
What? Did you pee? Poop maybe?
yea, i though i saw a yellow spot…
*makes appointment with the gastroenterologist*
*borrows ET’s finger to gastroenterologist*
*is confused by this sentence*
Now…who gave the finger to whom???
Well, I thought I gave it to your gastroenterologist, but if that’s really true why do I feel pain in my ass?
*whispers* You borrow from and give or loan to.
He’s not infallible! He’s human, just like you and me!
Except you and Arthur speak more than one language fluently.
Q: “If a person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, and a person who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, what do you call a person who speaks 1 language?”
A: “an American”
Thank you!
BTW, what on earth did you think Nick Cave’s “And the Ass saw the Angel” meant?
Dunno. A donkey using a chainsaw on a holy creature?
Now hold up. When did Gas-Operated Motorized Man-Portable Logging Machinery come into play?
also an induviduality fail, for the hair and for most of them the face (no offence to the people in the pool)
You can expect a frowning upon.
:[
We’re serious
I detect a tang of racism in that comment. Perhaps I need to use this.
*waves bigot bashing mallet*
*surfs on bigot bashing mallet*
Woohoo!
I’m gonna be sick.
Please go and stand by the yellow spot, please.
NO!! Not while you’re in the pool! Get out first… oh gawd,,,,
You guys never saw this?
Aww, those Magnificent Jap’s and their wave machines.
That actually looks like fun! And I generally hate crowds!
*glares*
Please, don’t use that racial slur.
Nice gumby icon.
LMAO. Do The Wave?
“What Water?”
When you get down to it, thats a pretty kickass wave machine. Thats at least a 100 Foot pool (Lengthwise, mind you).
Frotteur’s heaven!
Or…(forgive me, BF) floateur’s heaven.
That just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.
I’rr ret you off this time, Czuhc.
It’s the Soylent Green Factory!
Easily the best stadium wave performance ever caught on tape.
Now thats crowd surfing.
that is creepy
Ah. Thats the video i had seen. I knew i’d seen this sort of chaos before.
It’s just insane how this is normal over there.
Waterbooooomb!!!!!!
It’s funny because the man with black hair looks like Bruce Willis
Hey man, welcome back! How’s your sister?
Funnyboi! We were talking about you just yesterday! Welcome back!
Wait a moment! (suspicious) The REAL Funnyboi would say “It’s funny because the pool is so overcrowded they can’t swim”.
*snickers*
I was suspicious too, but I checked it out – it’s him.
Or have they Replaced you too Arthur!
*replaces Badger Whisperer*
OK, nothing to see here – everyone back to posting.
*Speaking in Monotone*
That is correct, continue posting
*speaking in Monotone*
Ich bin ein Hamburger.
Please don’t do that, Czuhc.
Sorry
You know much that is hidden, O
TimArthur.Maybe you missed it, but awhile ago there was a troll who did the same thing to me. Since then I can’t laugh about that.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE of relief*
Oops, sorry about that.
I’m seeing a little too much squeeze in that pool.
On the other hand, perfect opportunity to feel someone up. Just watch where you feel. *Shudder*
Going on the pool on the last-day-of-summer!!!
Failblog was on national tv in italy!
Studioaperto on Italia1!
someone should totally piss themselves and watch the reaction
There’d be a ripple effect.
I think its possible it would go unnoticed, with everyone in a 5 Foot radius soon going “I feel a warm spot” with some of the closer people getting suspicious.
MARCO!!
POLO!
*tries to resist*
*breaks out in cold sweat*
*comes dangerously close to passing out*
“POLO!!!!”
*slinks away in shame*
You are touching me! Stop touching me now!. Hey where is the water!.
Hey is the water turning warmer and yellow or is it just me!
Hey quit touching my banana floaty thingy!.
Err…
I really fail to see the use of inner tubes. Surely being sandwiched between the bodies of your sweaty neighbors would keep you above water?
It has nothing to do with floating. Its a spacial barrier. Hell knows they need one.
WHERE THE POOL(said like WHERE THE BEEF at Wendy’s)
lol those chinese are such animals
Where? All I see is Japanese people.
Pool gate receipt WIN.
found the fail: there’s no pool attendant!!
obvious shop is obvious.
Ain’t a shop.
There. It’s real.
ok no shop.
it is 3ds-Maxed
Need a lot less water this way
WIN! you can touch people without them knowing who it is
Find Waldo!!
As an ex-full time lifeguard or pool attendant, whatever you want to call it, this picture demonstrates a complete lack of health and safety and enforcement of what we call ‘Bather Loading Regulations’, which is the regulations of how many people can be in the pool safely per foot squared of water. If someone started drowning, you’d be unable to get to them, but you’d have to spot them first. It’s like a drowning version of Where’s Waldo. Ergo, this is in fact a double fail. Sorry to bum everyone out with boring regulations
Right, but the Japanese clearly fail to abide by those regulations.
Why does everyone keep referencing to “Wheres Waldo”?
Surely that’s a bit odd considering that the Japanese are sticklers for rules in the sense that they also do things in a highly ritualised manner. So I would assume that these is in fact in China, and a result of the Communist regime being unable to provide more than 1 public pool for every million people. But that’s what you get for not believing in money lol
Did you never read (I say read, there wasn’t much reading involved) Where’s Waldo books as a child? I’m guessing not, so I’ll explain – the Where’s Waldo books were books of cartoon pictures crammed full of people, and the challenge was to see if you could spot Waldo and some of his friends amongst the people in the picture. Also, you could try and spot his dog, but since they only ever showed just his tail, it was nigh on impossible lol.
thats how the new virus spreads
Is it soup yet?!?
Photoshop!
They just copied and pasted the same Asian over and over again!
..It must be a new eco-trend. Save water by swimming in a vat of humans…. and pool floaties. I see those in there, too. LOL
Help! I’m drowning! #FAIL
Man, with so many people how much water do one need to fill that pool? 10 Litres?
I would do all those guys. <3 :3
This reminds me of the public pool when I was a kid (40 years ago). The olympic sized high school public pool would be packed with people just like that. It was pretty crazy but nice on days when it was 115 degrees.
i bet all of the asians are in the shalo part
Ok, My asian history/mythology is very much fail, but wasn’t there an event where a famous (I wanna say chinese but I may be wrong) leader hopped into a river and crossed it, and his followers tried to do the same, but because so many were trying to cross it at the same time the river got clogged and many people drowned in the process?
If anyone knows what I’m talking about please notify me, thank you for your time.
you’re seeing it now…… rofl XD
I FOUND WALDO!!!!!
I’m pretty sure at least one person peed in there.
they are f****** at a rate that far surpasses the US
The thought of being in that pool makes me want to vomit.
Wheres Wally???
Would you like some water with your human urine?
Someone wears a cap, somene doesn’t. They’re from different pools…
This is a pervert’s paradise. I wouldn’t take my family there!
oh wow…
fake
weres some c4 when you need it…..
sorry for the spelling fail. and the dubble post….and spelling again.
Where I come from, that’s what public pools are like on weekdays.
hey! i think i saw waldo!
I found WALDO
Wait. What’s the fail? Looks public to me. Sure the hell isn’t anything private about it.
Kind of reminds me of Disneyland
I want to do a cannonball into that pool…
Efficency WIN
dude, its photoshoped
Where will you be when your exlax starts working?
where’s the pool?
Wait. . .Waldo’s Asian?
Find waldo! xD
I was going to do a Waldo joke, but I guess several people beat me to it.
More like Titanic drown-scene win.
“Public pool? More like a masses pool.”
Oh God, not another Jon Gosselin pool party photo. I’m so tired of the whole Jon and Kate thing.
…only in asia
what? it’s an efficient use of pool space.
LOVE the american flag tube in the middle of all of that…hahaha…
Over-population FTW!
I just would not go… never ever…
WHERE’S WALDO!?
This calls for a game of Marco Polo
marco… POLO POLO POLO POLOPOLOPOLOPOLO PALO PUTO PUTIN PUTTING GOLF? WHERE? I NEED TO PEE! EWWW! THIS GAME SUCKS, I WIN!!! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS! FOOD FIGHT!
and then world war 3 starts
Only the Chinese would think of that as a fun time in the pool
Get out of my way. I’m trying to surf man!
Why all the floaty things?
Nice party
http://i35.tinypic.com/5zp2xk.jpg
“Are you in yet?”
where’s the pool?
I would so crowd surf that
Um…. Guys…. Why is there a warm spot over here?!????
Its funny because thats all 1 family
i wonder how deep the water is when its empty