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You polka with a polka dot, you pay, I guess…
… does Failblog really want to traffic in sexualized !mages of children, though, seriously? :[
(this is the second one in two days)
yes please!
Inded we need our lol…iconz
(srry I had to say that)
BAD WOLF BAD!
Tonight on Question Time, we ask: Is FailBlog obsessed with fails of children being molested by inanimate objects?
That’s not an inanimate object, that’s a Marsupilami!
You can always get plenty of tail with a marsupilami.
It is indeed, a six meter flexible tool.
I thought the fail was that they’re about to be spread over the pavement by the Flintstones car. You must have a dirty mind.
It’s a national condition
I thought the fail was he wasn’t riding the Flintstones car…
erm… that too
I thought the fail was the kids riding it…isn’t he 12 or something? Looks a little grown to be riding a kiddie toy…
*quickly removes ’s’ from kid*
Wow…where did that come from??
I s-stuck it up there. I stutter if I keep too many s-sss’s around.
I thought the fail was the kid riding it. Looks a little grown to be riding a kiddie toy…
What the…????
*facepalm*
Ugh….
Today will be much better, today will get much better…
My cats name is Suzie Q xD
?!? Gotta have a perverted mind to see that . . .
Welcome to FailBlog aka perverted mind central.
Ok, I’ll buy that. Then, there shouldn’t be complaints from the people who see it that way, eh?
OK, this is really starting to creep my family out, that is my brother, none of us ever took that picture, (because we never took a picture)- we didn’t ever post it (due to not having one!)…. so could the creeper who stalked my brother and took a picture while he was making a joke please go get a life and not post pictures of other peoples kids?
…while the designer of this machine hides behind tinted windows in his parked car and faps himself dry…
his tail popped out
Ouch.
You should see the other ones…
I think he likes it
Do you English and Americans even know the Marsupilami??? For those who don’t: another Belgian comic strip character.
That this kiddie loves.
Yup…I remember it vaguely, from my childhood, or maybe my many times abroad….(slightly tiddly)
I remember riding one…
*phones social services*
Nope never heard of him/her/it.
I don’t remember a comic strip, but maybe it never came to where I live in the USA. I do remember the cartoon show though. Come to think of it, there was something kind of creepy or off.
yup he was brought over here by Disney when I was a kid. sorry for the crappy quality. Not my upload.
Why do i feel Disney actually has to ruin everything good? Its not even disney, its that process of overamericanification and cartoonification. I mean, really.
disney doesn’t count
I looooooved Marsupilami.
Totally remember that show.. awesome!
there used to be a Marsupilami cartoon waaay back in the early 90s. I recall it being fairly popular, but not for the time, but it was one of those things that just faded from our memories I think.
Until I saw this, and my first reaction was “OMG, Marsupilami!”
yes… I saw him on TV ~15 years ago, I forgot he existed until this picture.
!!!!!!!!!!! I remember that!
I used to watch it with my little sister. It was a good show!!
i used to watch that cartoon when i was little, forgot all about it till i saw this.
So yes some of us Americans do know who he is
We had him in australia! Masupalami coming swinging through the trees singing KUMAR
Yep, there used to be a television show with him in America. I just couldn’t remember what he was called.
Disney bought it.
yup its marsupilami aint showing on tv anymore
i remember watching that when i was little. god that takes me back
Can I have a quarter?
Sorry! It cost the innocence of 3 childern to ride this
*facecrotch*
WHAT?
*gives innocent look*
I didn’t know that was anatomically possible.
Me being innocent? nope!
Yes, but it’s not everyday you see a custard fairy do that with so much gusto.
You would if you lived in the magical state, Wisconsin.
Ah pants….rumbled!
(BTW for me it is indeed anatomically possible…I am hypermobile….*giggles*)
*snaps picture*
I think this needs to go in my collection.
Note to self: Party tricks are not for failblog…
♪ Sit on my face…
…..and tell me that you love me!
Oooo good earworm!
♪ I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too… ♪
Oooo, hypermobile…does that mean you can touch my nuts while driving your car?
*rofles*
..and scratch my ear with my foot, which confuses people no end!
*golf clap*
Nicely done, K@
Without using your hands to get the leg up there???
Only when I am sitting down!
My Karate teacher has ended up with the giggles on many occasions, without stretching at all I have ended up headbutting the floor from standing! (touch your toes he says…..CRACK!…ow)
“Mom, this ride sucks!”
*hopes beyond hope that that is only the adult version*
You couldn’t handle an adult version you couldn’t handle the truth! K@tcf! Good morning.
Can, and have sweetie!
Morning, hope you are well!
He sure looks old to be on a little kiddy ride, dont cha think?
There is a lower age limit. Eighteen in the US, fourteen in Sweden. If this picture was taken in the US, it is strictly illegal.
Well that explains everything. Down here in new zealand its all ages.
Houba!!!!
Bless you.
No bless you GBF.
Good morning all. I guess we will ride this one out will we?
It looks like they’re both having fun
Seriously though, for it to be really “sexualised”, wouldn’t the conditions have to be quite different? For example, the kid would not be sitting on an inanimate metal representation of a cartoon character! Funny fail though…. keep it up failblog!
BIONG BIONG BIONG!
Three boings?! THAT’S INSANE!!!
You think so wolfganfmunzerl?Good morning.
its actually three BIONGS.. not as impressive as three BOINGS..
I am not ammused!
I amm
Samm, I amm?
I think a little dyslexia is involved sorry.
♪She had a poka dot bikini and……♪
You poka, you paya!
:[
I WANT A HOT DOG NOW!.(Chucky Cheese commercial)
Someone shut this guy up.
This is only sexualised by the twisted way people now look at things. It is a sad world that we live in.
You dont see a kid riding an animated cartoon figure?
It’s like AIDS, we all know its there, we just dont want to stare.
This from “Jack Meoff”?
nono, I think he has a point…
Yeh, Im sure he has a raging point..
His raging point is pointing to the left..
This is the exact position my husband would take….If I let him!
Still got him in the basment K@?
Uh huh! I do not have to feed him money for a good time though!
It helps though…
*snerk*
He would try harder, granted!
But, he’s a man, he needs no Incentive!
For himself…no!
If Ms Skratdaddy would do that for a quarter, my life would be perfect!
Nah, her fees are much higher than that
Well, she is from Perly..
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
*Snork*
Gotta love Monty Python
What? With his tail all curled up under him?
(Why won’t you let him?)
Lying back, arms behind head….need I say more?
Yes, please continue.
Please, say more, say more.
*readies ShamWow*
Roleplay hornychat…..already wow!
Where are the band T-shirts!
Erm… ShamWow, yeah,thats why she should continue…
Perhaps a beer or two at hand?
Bingo!
Ha ha. he could wear the beer helmet. I see birthday present in this thread.
“I…I see birthday present…walking around…”
Wait, I am confused. The position of the boy or the Cheet?
The ride!
He still really likes to ride those things?
i think he’s doing it backwards
I hate a vibrator that is too big for the bedside table.
Especially one shaped like a cartoon character!
Val Kilmer or Christian Bale?
Adam West of course!
Oh I really am a geek- I meant the comic book one!
*rolls up comic book*
Who’s been a naughty custard fairy then?
A spanking , a spanking!
Unless it were a sexy one like Popeye.
*tries to stifle laughter*
Poison Ivy works for me. Comic book not movie.
There are a a lot more hotty comic girls than boys to choose from.
Dogwitch!
That is a little scary.
*runs and hides in corner*
She is not scary….she is just a slightly lighter version of me!….with more chainsaws!
OK, the outfit works with the nice curves, but her eyes are more that a little frightening. Had a girlfriend whose eyes looked like that if she “forgot” to take her medication. Baaddd memories.
*goes back into corner in fetal position*
awwwww
*squeeze*
*tickles Skratdaddy behind the ears*
*leg kicks uncontrollably*
Oooo, you found my other happy spot!
*squeeze*
Talk about fueling an adolescent fantasy.
All Cartoons are F*uckin Dicks…
*clickie*
Uh, NSF lyrics
buck ‘n hell
ride ‘n smell
Show ‘n tell
bump ‘n swell
Kiss ‘n tell
cake ‘n chell
Why am I not surprised to see that particular cartoon character in this fail?
Cartoon characters need love too!
Nesting fail from ^^
Should be down here.
*clickie*
Again…NSF lyrics
From Family Guy album, “All cartoons are F’n dicks”.
ThHis guys never learn!, there was another kiddie ride designed exactly the same why “Design fail” I think… Instead of a Marsupilami, was a Donald Dick… sorry, Duck…
“same way” sorry…
So we saw the ride sans child, now we see it in action. FB keeps us updated don’t they?
This is the second kid ride like this i have seen..there probably more out there but man what is wrong with these designers and why are they still letting them make these things lol.
It takes a sick person to find this a fail, IMO.
I saw the exact same ride in france! The very same
I saw London, I saw France, I saw…never mind.
Bad, bad
Child fail for choosing that over the flintstones car.
A, Sprint (as the comic was called here) <3
I love the marsipulami!!
marsipulami has a very long pole
A: LOL who makes these things
B: what parent puts their child on something that looks so pervy?
Looks like a-Da Cheat.
This is what happens when Disney buys Marvel and lets them design their character rides…
RULE 34?
You know it.
Yeah! RIDE IT!
The wrong point is that the kid preferred European inteligent cartoons that overused Hanna-Barbera characters…
The times I went to Europe I enjoyed the original Marsupilami series… very funny…
Lol, we have this ride at a local arcade called Fun World. I always thought they could have picked a better pose for Marsupilami.
Huuba! :O
Who the hell designs these things?!
erm.. how old is this kid ? cuz it lookz far too old for this $|-|t and yes, he’d done better with riding the flintstone’s car (until a cop tries to bust him cauz of carjacking.
Pedoride, now for boys!
Hump-a-loo Rides only 25 cents.
Perverts xD
Obviously designed before the internet thouroughly spoiled everybody’s mind.
they still make these?
i remember seeing the duck one years ago
Ahh, a new twist on an old classic! By that, I mean the girl on the Donald Duck ride.
i like the wizard of oz…i like the tin man.
what.
what?
WHAT!?
The girl on Donald Duck was funnier. I think it’s kind of difficult to have teh ghey secks thataway. Plus you could see the expression on the girl’s face.
i can’t believe people pay for that
what what in the butt?
Hopefully been neutered :3
there’s 2 fail in this picture.first 1 is the ride machine and the second 1 is the 10 years old kid on a baby ride thing
OMG, MARSUPILAMI!!!
What tell i start
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_713e49328ee349b892b2e09ae0b6f22d.jpg
bad boy;d
I love marsupilami. I don’t think Mrs. Ubi will be very happy. /:
That kid goes to my school! Everyone is laughing at him now. He did it as a joke and someone took a picture of him.
yup, thats my brother. i wana go slap the creeper who took his picture… rawrr
kiddie ride win
This is one of my best friends lol it is hilarious