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The boob is part of the bust, n’est-ce pas?
thats a family i wanna be part of
Doesn’t everyone?
Its asking me to install flash player 9, what now?
send your computer in, its broken.
Maybe you should instal flash player 9!!!!!
Fail to view da site correctlee
my dog would not put up with that…
“Fits any size dog!” “Comes in eight sizes!” o_o
no not everyone wants a family like this.
think of the homosexuals, the men not the women ofc cuz they like titties
actualy come to think of it some gay men also like titts if they go after the fat men. So i guess only a few gay men don’t want to be part of that family
good question tho
Stripper pole?
MOM…is that YOU?!
It’s also part of the fun, je crois!
Dies Familie can has boob, bitte?
lolz, nein!
Wir sind die drei lustigen Zwei!
mais, oui!
Wow, a lot of foreign language connaissances here! Good good!
Nevertheless: Let’s bash some boobs!
Oui, les seins font partis de la poitrine, et effectivement,
ils sont un plaisir pour toute la famille…
J’aime bien le lien avec le MAGIC POOP COLLECTOR!!!
C’est quand même pas mal qu’il y ait des français (ou canadiens) sur Failblog, mais comment avez-vous trouvé ce site?
Dans ton cul?
SVP, dites Québécois et non canadiens, c’est plus poli!
C’est mon frère qui m’a montré ce blog…avec internet, il n’y a plus de frontière!!
Les québécois sont des canadiens, non?
Ouais, mais tous les canadiens ne parlent pas forcément français… voilà tout ! ;o)
J’viens d’Ottawa pis j’parle francais mon ti colice
Les Québécois ne sont pas les seules qui parle en francais en canada. On a aussi les acadiens, les néobrunswiquois, francophones canadiens de n’importe d’ou. Personellement je me suis insulté si quelq’un me dit que je suis Québécois. C’est Canadien, qui veut dire “Canadian”. Pis j’suis Acadien, pas Québécois. Québec veut seulment separer de notre pays majestique. Plus poli mon oeil!
And for those that don’t speak french,
The Québécois are not the only french speaking people of canada, theres also the acadians, the NéoBrunswiquois, and others all over canada. Personally I feel insulted if someone refers to me as Québécois. Its ‘Canadien” meaning Canadian. I’m Acadien (acadian), not Québécois. Québec is just a giant province full of separatists. And as for saying Québécois being more Polite? My ass!
wat does that mean???
This is more of an “Editing Fail”. The article comes from the Vancouver 24hrs Newspaper. I work for a company affiliated with their publication. The headline about the bitten boob is actually unrelated to the image.
The image itself is an article about “Vertical Pole Gymnastics” (there is absolutely nothing sexual about it). You can check out the actual article by going to the e-edition site. I just searched for “boob bitten” in google and it took me there. Just remember that it’s the July 29th edition if you don’t link directly to it.
Do you ever wonder why some people just have to suck the fun out of everything? Do you think they could learn to just go with the flow and enjoy the little bits of sillyness that get thrown in their path???
*slow sad head shake*
Because some people (not naming names) are dull, yes.. very dull indeed. Like me for instance.
“Vertical Pole Gymnastics”
Dude… It’s a stripper pole.
how can it NOT be fun for the entire family?
Yes, its the layout that is being made fun of.
Those people intelligent enough to look at this layout and know the headline is unrelated to the story find if funny because of what is implied by the crappy layout.
Those people not intelligent to understand still wouldn’t get it if they held the paper, and that is funny to those of us that get it as well.
Thinking that people don’t understand that the photo unrelated just makes you a loser. And if you do work for a company affiliated with this “newspaper” you would know that it and “the Sun” have layouts like this all the time. So the either think its funny and expect people to get the joke, or they are too stupid to see the joke which is just sad.
‘Absolutely nothing sexual about it’ I think we will put that in the pile with the absolutely non-sexual belly dancing as somethhing thats A. unlikely and B. all in the eye of the beholder.
Belly dance actually is a non-sexual dance that is a family-friendly form of entertainment; it doesn’t need the “non-sexual” qualifier because it makes people think that there is a sexual version. Belly dance has roots in Middle Eastern folk dances that were done by whole families, with little children and grandparents! Even though there is some pole-dancing that is non-sexual, it doesn’t have the same break away as belly dance.
A matter of opinion…if I could watch a real middle-eastern belly dancer (as opposed to a western wannabe) and not find any sexual resonances in it I would think it was time they shovelled the dirt in on me. …Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Obviously belly-dancing is the expression of feminine allure, raised to an art from, and expressed as a part of that particular culture. If it were just a folk-dance it would probably be performed in a different kind of outfit, Well these things are self-evident…to state otherwise would be silly and repressed.
It wasn’t too long ago that we didn’t think there was anything wrong with feminine allure.
‘Verticle pole gymnastics’ is just an euphemism for a pole dancing.
And ‘feminine allure’ is basically just acting sexy for men’s enjoyment, and is degrading. Do we see any ‘masculine alure’? Yes, there are male strippers, but attitudes are different. Male strippers are not the same as female strippers, because there’s no sexual atmosphere. With men, most things end up sexual (Because it’s supposed to be, because nature wants men to be sexual beings so they can spread their seed around the place to populate the earth, but that doesn’t make these things acceptable – in fact it makes these things worse, because as humans we pride ourselves on being better than animals, but still end up following basic instincts. Men are slaves to them as much as they believe women are).
Therefore they’re not art forms.
And yes, if it were a traditional dance it probably would involve a different outfit with a different atmosphere. But it became sexual, and that attitude will never quite leave.
Sorry….maybe I am of the wrong generation…but I dont see anything wrong with men’s natural attraction to women.
Have you ever tried it? There is actually poles in most playgrounds that children swing around for fun. It’s how you perceive something. It’s your perogative. But please don’t argue that it is sexual if you have never tried it, that’s just ignorant. If your only experience is seeing it at a strip bar than you are just closed minded. Either way, give it a try and then express your opinion.
The photo with that headline is a fail, even if there were no amusing headline above it. Yeah, I’m going to take my whole family to start learning pole dancing *facepalm*
There will be NO boob biting in this house!
Awww, I love biting boobs.
Give it a nibble now and then.
just a bit of a nip then
Little nip? Is that a nipple?
I thought it was a sipple.
:]
It might be supple
*slaps hand over mouth*
am…in… enough…..trouble….already!
*sticks ourt chest* you know you want to. lol
“ourt chest” … is that like a community chest?
With more Tea in it!
Respects our communal teat!
ouchie! nibble, Skratdaddy, not chomp!!
Oops…sorry got carried away.
*gently rubs Abstract’s nips*
That better?
oooh, baby, you know it! *squeeze*
Clean up at Skratdaddy’s desk!!! Again…
*gets yet another ShamWow out*
No roleplaying today — just horny chat …
now let’s not be nippy here
nippy cold
oops … that was supposed to be:
nippy ⇔ cold
*falls over* ROFL!!!!!!
What’s hard Fuzz?
Those pointy type things —
( > ) ( > )
Butt pimples?
*snork*
(^) (^) mine are nicer….
Is it cold today?
Is there a wolfganmunzerl1?
He died in a fire, years ago. damn shame really
Oh, I’m sorry!
*whispers* we don’t talk about it in front of him..
I understand! *hush hush magazine*
indeed, it is always cold in my office. I have to keep a shawl or jacket on hand……. now, my one supervisor… he really needs to concider wearing an undershirt or looser shirts or thicker shirts or something becuase there are just some things a person never wants to see. *shudders*
He has mighty nipples of Authority!
heh … carats of gold
(raised to a power greater than “>’s”)
Yes they are!
Well, I’m glad the papers reported about this so that we can keep abreast of the news.
We can stop being a boob to society
It is pectacular, certainly.
She should put some duct tape on that bite.
A reola? I would have thought micropore may work better.
How about Lactaid?
But, just a tissue to be going on with.
Don’t tissue me bra!
Busted!
hee … done in by a fluffy officer in the corset of her lawlful duties
You guys are all jugheads.
Naw, the jugheads are hanging out at Archie’s.
far be it for me to be the one who ends the string of puns but aren’t their two fails in this pic? the title of course, as well as the lady pole dancing with “fun for the whole family” writen above her head
Aw, she’s got a boob-boo.
I can’t look at tit…
I’ll go get the first aid chest.
She’s learning from the school of hard knockers.
She’s definitely got a bounce in her step.
Her jugs are full….
The cup is NOT half empty…
Her melons are ripe
Well..ta-ta for now!
*squeeze*
Holy Gazoomas Batman!!
She just had lunch at Hooter’s.
Thanks for bouncing in on your lunch break, Dragon.
“Bitty…BITTY!”
If mammary serves me correctly, I heard of this one before.
Are you sure you heard they were bitten? Could’ve just been a nipple.
(Damnit, you beat me to the ‘mammary,’ Skratdaddy!)
Us squirrels are mighty quick! We are udderly untouchable.
Well, maybe you’re teat-ering on the edge…
Or maybe he’s bosom into a full fledged super-squirrel!
In-teat you are!
*facepalm*
You may be accused of milking your success!
Once I’ve found a whey to do that, you’ll be the first to know. I’m slipping. Maybe it’s something that comes from-age.
Or perhaps you are just hootering your own horn!
Kannadzuki, that reply was a bust!
*goes to bed, softly crying into her dirty pillows*
*releases puppies*
There there, have some cure little doggies to play with!
are those ourt cure little doggies?
Indeed, as I said, all the Tea is in the chest, I had to improvise!
Improvised creative-a-Tea is the mother’s milk of invention.
(and they say a cure tea is a sure tea in all the chests of China.)
Chortle,
and fail-ure is the mother of suck-cess
Cans I play with them too?
You will have to stack the melons first.
Did someone say udder???
We’re just churning out the puns.
..and for a change, it is not suckling!
Butter you than me.
Suzie, your puns are always the cream of the crop.
You don’t have to butter her up to get more cookies.
You guys just milk it for all it’s worth now…
Well, that would just be cheesy.
The curds squeak when you bite them!
Well, hell…I would, too.
Did someone mention cookies? I have a fresh batch today, made with real butter…only the best for my FB friends!
*offers warm plate of cookies*
*trades one for a spacecake*
As your self appointed legal adviser, Suzie, I recommend skipping the space cake unless you are in a quasi-legally chartered “coffee” shop in Amsterdam.
…or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger…
Wait a minute, isn’t that the same ride from last fail?
*drops in quarter*
*mounts up*
Yep, I think I like this one a little better!
Yuck, is that saline solution I taste?
that would be a positive falsie
Hold on, is she pole dancing, how is that fun for the whole family?
There was a ‘dick bitten, man busted’ on the back so that’s a whole family package
Well, dad has fun, and look at the look on mom’s face; you know she’s enjoying herself too. And the kids… what kid never dreamed of sliding down a fireman’s pole? They can pretend mom is going down the fireman’s pole. Fun for the whole family, see? Woohoo, I even went Freudian there. See how fun this is?
*claps* well done you.
shit
It would appear someone possess a rev’erence for the their inner two year old.
TMI service, indeed.. I learned something today! =D
Oh K@, that was not a question I want-tit answered.
*facepalm*
Good point.
*flees*
Not only is she pole dancing, but she runs a stripper fitness program and is trying to get it into the Olympics. TantraFitness sounds more like a way to make a whole family rather than fun for the family.
*snickers* “Stripper fitness program”. Never have three uttered words been more hilarious.
so…… you like heavy, overweight strippers?
No, they’re slim in the first place
Stripper fitness program? Where does it say stripper in the article? It think she is a fitness instructor. Did you make up those words. Stripper Fitness Program. That’s funny. I’ve been there, there is no stripping involved, it was just a bunch of girls having fun and working out.
That family must be…unique
Gotta train ‘em early!
And often!
I think the article says something about “potato peeler”? Kinky!
*shudders*
*juliennes*
*snickers* you’re funny, SuzieQ!
*snork*
Thanks, Fluffy!
*squeeze*
You’re right, Skrat…clickie!
Come any closer and I’ll peel you BEEATCH!
*does ninja potato peeler move*
*wipes blood off with Beeatch’s hair*
*puts potato peeler back into holster*
*strolls away whistling*
They gave her an earful about that peeler.
How is that fun for the whole family? shes not even naked.
hole family?
A pole in the hand is worth two in the bush?
mmm.. two poles one bush…
one bush one cheney one gun facing at the wrong guy.
bipolar?
Go north to see the poles are bare.
Go South to see the Humpoledt Penguins.
family pole?
She is obviously Polish.
The family that pole-dances together, stays together.
I thought it was festivus.
Or maybe a May day maypole.
Of course! A festivus for the rest of us!
JINX!
JUDY JUDY JUDY!!!!
There. She can talk again. :p
Festivus for the rest of us! Seinfeld, indeed.
*clickie*
yes *squeeze*
Pop culture.
a hop on mom & pop culture — we play all day and fight all night
“vertical pole gymnastics as an olympic sport”
Best. Idea. Ever.
Is your vertical pole up for grabs, B2th?
*hugs* Hiya!
My pole is always up for grabs when it comes to you Mookie.
*hugs*
I can see the innuendo machine is really getting a workout on this fail.
Poor BondFan, he’s gonna be busy.
*muffled BOOM
Was that the machine of BFF running screaming out of the room?
*or… OR BFF running out of the room… *bukkits*
Maybe he ran so fast he created a sonic boom…
Heh, I want to see that ‘video file’ they talk about on the right-hand side.
BITTTYYYYY!!!!!
Woman takes pole, gets puncture on final lap
She should have taken better stock of her situation. That pole position was pretty racey.
She knows the right formula for success, though!
*gooses the gas pedal*
That would be smooth on the curves and plenty of downforce coming down the straight.
She looks a little gassed.
“victim stabbed with potato peeler”?!
Oh Vicar, what evil hath you wrought?? If you had only put up those curtains first, there might not have been any witnesses!!
He sure is a rascal!
…or a rapscallion?
One of my favorite beers!
(clickie)
Brewski tell a beer you don’t like LOL.
I can tell you one: Stella!
He shallot get away with it!
There might be a leek in the police department.
It’s just shameful, in my oponion.
How’ve you two been? It’s been a while since I’ve had the time to fully immerse myself in the fails.
That woman is the stripper who got Ben Affleck in a lot of trouble here in Vancouver.
Hahaha, of course, the stripper got Ben Affleck in a lot of trouble. He had nothing to do with it. Hahahaha.
Yay 24, thats from Vancouver. The lady is trying to get pole dancing in the olympics!! And Im not even making this shit up!
Holy shit… the article mentions something about Olympic Vertical Pole Gymnastics. I think if that were actually in the Olympics, they’d get twice the amount of people to watch the Olympics. Mostly middle aged men in tank tops. ROFL
*Puts a figure 4 armbar on Arashis inner thigh*
*Squeeezes*
Tag up Tom!
*5 eagles leaning over rope reaching for tom to tag up*
*tags*
after your next submission move, you need to double-tag for a grinding-machine double-team smackdown slaaaaaam!
* 5 eagles picks up Arashi-Chan by the back of the pants and sets up for a TNT but stops and tags TOM for the double team*
“Da people’s buttocks!”
“Da people’s buttocks!!!”
“Oh my goodness, there must be a tremendous amount of pain in his coxxyx right now!!!”
vancouver canada paper wha-whaaaaat!!
Sun Media is infamous for this kind of newspaper layout. Its a long running joke
Personally I believe the fail is that Kim Kardashian ended up on the front page of a newspaper.
Oh, I’ve been a loyal reader for months, but I’ve finally decided to register and become part of the lovely conversations from the regulars that bring me back here every day.
*Leaves basket of Squeezes for all.*
I, the great representative of FB, welcome you to Failblog, have a lot of fun with me and my subjects!
*Throws a round of spacecakes to everyone concerned*
*ignores the alleged “TOM”*
Have a spacecake Nellie!
*SQUEEEZES Dr. Marbles back*
Now go to gravatar.com and take care o’ bidness
*swoops in, SQUEEZES WN*
OMG WIK!!!!!!!!!
*SQUEEEEZES back, several dozen times*
How ya been?
Goodgawdamighty, it’s almost time for me to leave…
But – I’M FINALLY ALL MOVED!!!!!
I’m good! Hope your move went well! How’s the snake?
LOL – snake is good, wasn’t part of the move (he’s GF’s snake, and I moved in with her). She says he’s getting ready to shed again, which is cool – he’s VERY shiny bright orange after that
Move was, well, painful – but at least I stretched the misery out over a month, thereby limiting the severity at any given moment.
I’m just glad it’s DONE!
Well, I am glad that everything is done and you can enjoy co-habitual bliss
Best of luck!
Thanks
Gonna marry that woman eventually.
Probly gonna have to sneak up on her.
Laterz!
Ahaaa! That, my dear Watson, tells me Nellie’s a man! (or she’s living in a place where homosexual marriages are allowed)
Hey! You! You never showed up on my friend request!
Me?
According to the nesting, yes, you!
Yuppers. You said you were going to find me, then I would recommend you to Dragon.
I found Dragon, and re-sent request.
Okie-doke!
She found me already! Want me to send you a recommendation for her?
And if you have any questions, lookie here for the answers!
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/
*takes a squeeze and leaves a bunch more*
Thanks for the warm welcome, and I shall get myself a nice avatar soon, but alas I’m going to be late for class so I must get to steppin’.
And silly me for subscribing to this thread when my emails go straight to my phone :-/
Oo.
*makes a note for the Failpeeps FAQ*
Thanks for the tip.
*snork* Don’t ever subscribe for email thread replies!
Yes, not a good idea!
*grins evil grin for sending yet-another-email to Dr. Marbles Inbox*
Hehe
I !magine it would get tittious
You are pure evil, Brewski…and I like it!
Btw, welcome, Dr. Marbles!
*squeeze*
*Stops hitting the reply button!*
Edgar Allan ….
Siegmund ….
Helly ….
Mary J ….
Huckleberry ….
John Fitzgerald ….
Pol ….
Kim Yong ….
Rollo ….
Look at her…cans she pole dance or what!?!
It DOESN’T mean “fun for the whoLe family”, it DOES mean “fun for the whoRe family”!
Wat teh fuks is dis shisz?
VANCOUVER 2010 FTW! LOL!
mutten butt caught in a rutt.
squidd piddy destroys a city.
donkey kong bites honky’s dong. i could do this all day.
plus epic photoshop fail
Umm. What about this is a photoshop fail? There was only a bit of colour-correction done to this photo in photoshop.
For the record, the “boob bitten” was a different article entirely. 24 Hours has a bad habit of making things look really odd on the cover…Still, pole-dancing as family fun? No way.
that whole newspaper is full of FAIL.
The MOST interesting part of this story…. Tammy Morris aka Portia… The stripper that ruined Ben Affleck’s marriage with J. Lo.
Actually a very nice girl though.
Women are bigger whores than men. Forget the headline, the picture says it all. Fail or not, ‘poledanceing’ is being pushed as a recreation, source of excercise, and a means of empowerment. The debate isn’t about who is pushing it, but that women are buying into it and children are following this fad. Let’s just teach our daughters that in these trying times things won’t be so bad if they can work a pole. While we’re at it, let’s send more manufacturing orders to Mexico and order a few thousand more plates and forks from China.
hahaha
i remember seeing that on the bus and thinking
“this should go on failblog”
haha
Yeah…I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before.
oh… did they take some of the F@<#!!|µx useless censorship out of Stripperella?? Now i am surprised.
Tis a FAKE, look the “WHOLE FAMILY” bit. There is another text underneath…
Yeah, me too, that happened in my city 2 weeks ago!
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Lol… nice newspaper xD
fun for the whole fail-mily
*Groan* That’s from the 24 in Vancouver. Well, that’s one way to welcome the world to the 2010 Winter Olympics.
Busted!!!
id tap that
the woman who got her boob bitten happened to be a girl i went to elementary school with. She was also stabbed with a potato peeler…
i have that newspaper cover i live in vancouver
This is from the July 29th 2009 issue of 24 Hrs Vancouver
Sounds like it was a wild night
THAT IS SOOOO WIN! STRIPPING IS GREAT FAMILY FUN!
ha! thats the 24 from Vancouver!
i wanna read that