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Photoshopped! Lololol.
How can you tell?
The pixies are all wrong.
Maybe the pixies stole the pixles that contained the shadow?
I hear Pixie Pixel Stealers are rife in those parts…
1. Collect Pixles
2. ??????
3. Profit
Surely you mean
3. SAFETY
4. profit.
Oh yes, of course I do, alas it has been so long.
Someone should tell the pixies they are doing it wrong, they would make more profit if they stole the pixles of a $500,000 cheque…
*Learns to spell pixels properly*
Spell FAIL
F. A. I. L.
Did I get it?!
Sure did. Here’s a gold star.
*hands Teff7 a gold star*
*sticks star on forehead*
1. Jews
2. Jews
3. Money
Parry137 – FAILED racist comment. poor you frustrated.
No, no, no, it’s:
1. Collect Pixies
2. ??????
3. Safety.
4. …PROFIT!!!
No you fool. Safety come first. Its:
1. Safety
2. Collect Pixies
3. ??????????
4. …PROFIT!!!
No you are all wrong!
Here is the definitive answer.
Pixel Pinching Pixies’ business plan:
1. Collect PIXELS.
2.??????
3. Safety (of course)
4. …PROFIT!!!
I don’t get it.. Why would someone photoshop the shadows and the reflection and then forget the whole check? that’s just stupid
You fail for so many reasons.
The shadow for the check was not added. The other shadows are legit. They took a legit photo and tried to photo shop the check into it.
Sarcasm.
You messed it up! He was making a funny.
I think we can Guarantee that YOU sir are the one that Failed.
*Failblog*
no, no. the safety is never guaranteed.
lol south park
You need 20 pixels to unlock this cheat
The shadow and the reflect were photoshoped
*claps*
Good spotting
No, this is actually a meta-’shop… the shadows / reflections were photoshopped OUT to make it look like a photoshop! (^_~)
Exactly
So it’s a photoshop win?
How was the reflect photoshopped? It’s there originally.
Who said he used photoshop, GIMP 2, mspaint and notepad are still worthy editing programs.
yup, you can also photoshop a picture with gimp
You kids and your fancy photo-editing tools! I use HexEdit to edit my pictures!
You and your fancydancy HexEdit, I have to get a new punchcard and redo all the holes in it
Real programmers use butterflies.
(Bonus points if you can name the reference)
xkcd?
10 points!
XKCD
*sigh*
Name fail. Cheque
Refresh fail. Cheque
hey u haz two idedtitys to
You accidentally spelled two words correctly in that post.
It may have only been 1 word that was accidently spelled correctly. It’s one of those debatable things.
I think you mean ” Hey, you have two identities too. “
Cheque is right – you must be a Canadian
I used “check” so that people would not reply to me for misspelling “cheque” and then I would have to go and explain the Can. US. Difference – although I guess I just did anyways.
Silly Canadians! Can’t spell. I suppose you use Spellcheque!?
Whats next? Englishmen and their Colours? Hah!
I call them Canadans…. from Canadia.
chaos theory
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XKCD OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i <3 xkcd)
Damn you kids and your posting before me.
Real photo editors do it with a pair of scissors and some paste-up work.
You computer-age sissies.
Yahoo for using things in the real world!
I use scissors and glue to edit mine.
*squeezes Brewski and Moomin*
How the hell do you use Notepad for editing pictures?
And i, good sir, use Paint.NET.
SVG.
Pffft, you guys don’t know what it was like in the old days anymore. I just use plain pen and paper for cases like this one!
this makes me physically ill
Sorry.
He’s a Kamikaze, their life expectancy is always pretty low, ill or not.
I don’t have to feel bad for long then?
not a second longer. *offers a big old moomin squeeze*
Hey! He’s not old! Just… ripe.
Mature moomin content.
*feels terribly ashamed for making Moomin sad like that*
I meant mature as in wise and moomin-father like, naturally. In Moomin valley, as everyone knows, there is only innocence! And very good marmalade. *offers some for a cheer-up gift*
*squeeze*
*beams*
Thankyou.
*noms marmalade and toasted muffins*
*offers muffin*
*smiles, squeezes, noms*
Hey pops, stop squeezing that poppy!
Hehe, I wasn’t quite sure if “pops”was a synonym for “old man”, so I googled “old guy+pops”, but accidenty “poops”!
That yielded some…interesting results.
2 geezers, 1 set of dentures?
*snork*
Are those poppy seeds on that muffin?
Just wait until GCF gets here.
No one has pointed out yet that “hundred,” is misspelled; even the person who pointed out that “pixel,” was misspelled.
And the name of the guy, Jeremy Shoemaker is also misspelled!
I let that one go; some people spell it that way
I saw that, too.
Photoshop is software of the devil I say.
♪ Please allow me to introduce myself…♪
.
Better the devil you know.
I’m a man of wealth and taste. Howdy ou make those notes?
You’ll have the devil’s own trouble, if you don’t follow a thread’s theme. (for now, you can copy and paste)
HEY! *SQUEEZE*
Put an extra shrimp on the barbie!
(I always wondered if Ken ever put HIS shrimp…)
…♪
Pleased to meet you ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪
Hehe, you took time to cook-up that post, before doling it out.
*squeeze!*
The photoshop skill is on a par with the spelling skill (“hunderd”).
guys! theres a spelling fail too!!! they spelled hundred *hunderd*
We ALL fail. None of us noticed that the sign says “Hunderd”?
Photoshopped?
*check*
*BMW*
Bald Man Wishes?
WIN!
Wallow In Negligee?
SIN!
Shouting Is Noisy?
DIN!
Drunk In Newcastle?
GIN!
Graphers Initiate Nesting?
BIN!
Brothers In Nepotism?
KIN!
Killing Influental Narcotics!
PiN!
Devil In Narnia?
FIN!
*mumblestoopidrefreshbuttonmumble*
Loved your choice of fish-related acronym though
^ Femininity Is Near?
YIN!
Yes, I’m New.
TIN!
Torn In Nine?
FRAG!
“Freaking” Raggedy-Ass Greenies?
Big MotherFu*king Wanker?
Or Big McFu**ingwanker.
Second cousin to Big McLargehuge.
bat mans wagon
You suck at photoshop.
Thats a double fail and a win (“being bald” wishes) Lol xD
500000 Fails
= azoogle fails
Getting 500k ahead was always going to be a close shave.
*pounce and squeeze*
Welcome back!
*tumblesqueeze*
*beams*
If he was wearing socks with those sandles he would be perfect. And German *ducks*
*nods*
*squeeze*
You always engineer a great reply
*squeeeeeeeze!*
I brew my best, thank you.
THATS OVER-9000 FAILS!
Copulating cacti batman thats a huge cheque!
I’d love to have a book of them there huge cheques.
He does have a whole book of them, that’s why he needs a hummer, to transport his cheque book…
There’s photoshopped GOLD in them thar hills!
That’s a photoshopped smile on his face.
It’s a vampire check!
Do you think he bats for the other team?
Look, see, there’s nothing shady about this cheque.
Yes there is! It’s not showing up in the shadow! That’s very Ooooh I see what you did there…
I’d say Jeremy has slim chances of cashing that one.
*Facepalm*
For once, the photoshop IS the fail!
POTATOSHOPPED!!11!!!eleventy!!
A potato entry my dear Watson?
A potato entered your WHAT ?
You don’t want to know.
i want to
The same place he hides a Compact Laser Deluxe™ I’d guess.
*points at the vicar*
He is called Mr Watson!
*eats custard fairy*
*runs over failinator with tank*
Nobody consumes our favourite custard fairy.
*drinks rez potion*
*shits out the custard fairy*
*finds custard fairy*
*…continues looking…*
…So where’s my potato?
What’s on, Watson?
♫What’s new, pus.sycat, whoah whoah whoah ♫
Whoops. This comment should be a reply to Czuhc’s “What’s new, watson” comment.
Which comment???
The comment with me as Tom Jones.
I know, but initially you didn’t nest, nor did I.
Which comment?
WOW ! GROOVY!
YES! MY COMMENT PASSED MODERATION!!!
*busts some moves on the dance floor*
So… you replied to your moderated comment?
*taps foot*
*stops dancing*
*looks at toes*
*shuffles feet*
Yes.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I have to wag my finger. No, don’t look at me like that, you asked for it.
*wags finger*
*shuffles over to corner, weeping softly*
*tickletickletickle*
You have a multifunctional finger?
He had no hiccup!
Well, you fixed that now!
I hope you washed that finger first.
He should have photoshopped some hair while he was at it.
And a complexion that doesn’t scream “I live in my mother’s basement!!”
*Squeaks*
Is this what a troll looks like?
*flees*
Post him on the board.
is it just me that also sees a hand holding the check at the bottom that shouldn’t be there?
His bottom can be there if he chooses.
..otherwise no, it isn’t..
The real question is why they saw fit to photoshop the “for” box of the cheque.. dubious, don’t you think?
hunderd? must be fake!
Hun, der dis no cheque.
Ceci n’est pas un cheque.
The cheque is a lie.
this is an ex-cheque
I came in here for a cheque!
This is a postal order!
*stamps feet, salutes and squeezes*
Hey there stranger!
*squeeze*
Hello you.
How many fails did I miss then?
*shudders at the thought of reading them all*
We’ll have a test on recent fails for you. Tomorrow at eight am.
*SQUEEZE!*
*SQUEEZE*
Nope. Essay questions.
*squeeze*
I hope to God you misspelled easy.
*squeeze*
It’s being held up in customs in the Cheque Republic.
It is customary to check cheques when checking cheques, with the chancellor of the exchequer.
..or so I’ve heard.
Uh… eh? Now my head hurts!
To take a different approach: The cheque is real, the rest is photoshopped.
you need a reality check
Reality sucks. Except sex.
You’re getting paid in checks for sex now?
… or Mastercard.
Can I just slit it up…?
you need a fantasy czuhc
I guess Visa really isn’t everywhere you want to be…
It depends on your Customs, I guess
Sounds like you’ve got a real fantasy.
I’m living a dream.
May things for you, ah, come true.
Thank you.
to you EVERYTHING is a lie
did he die?
No, but the guy in the back stole his bike
He Would die for some hair
this is definitely photoshopped… without a shadow of a doubt.
Look! There is no shadow behind the word “Fail”. Even the word “Fail” is photoshopped!
*ahem…With a shadow that proves no doubt!
Where is Shadow, anyway? Beyond doubt?
wich shadow?
Also the check number in the upper right corner doesn’t match the check number right after the account number and before the routing number…5547 & 5541
+ the routing number has 10 digits. Huge fail.
This is one for Photoshop Disasters. Oh hang on, this one is from Photoshop Disasters.
I bet he feels emtpy handed when he wants to cash it.
I concur without a shadow of doubt.
anyone try the routing and account number yet?
That’s Lucky Luke! He grabbed that sign faster than his shadow!
*snicker*
Although he reminds me of Rudy Guiliani. A bit.
But he doesn’t have 9/11!!! in big bold letters on his shirt.
Hehe! For a couple of months in 2002 or 2003 it was a fun game for me to add “especially after 9/11″ after pretty much everything I said. With a reproachful tone of voice, of course.
You can’t know Rudy, you’re in Europe!
*facepalm*
Ever heard of this new fangled invention called “the newspaper”, TOM? Or even “The Internet”?
Who is this “Gordon Brown” and “Angela Merkel” you people keep referring to???
those are the british prime minister and the german chancelorette for your information.
you could have heard of them, but since wer’re talking ’bout Rudy, Do you know who the mayors of Berlin or London are withoug googling them first? I guess not!
Boris Johnson. He’s supreme overlord of everything.
BoJo! I wonder if he spends his time playing “wiff-waff”?
Oh no, i’ve lost my BOJO!
Nah, he rugby-tackles German ex-professional footballers in his spare time.
(clicky)
Hehe, cool vid!
Now that’s funny. A header to the ‘nads.
Good thing I scrolled, I was about to link that too.
Instead I give you this old, work-safe and hilarious clicky.
*facepalm*
*crossface*
What was that facepalm attempt for? I told the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Boris Johnson!
Tom, my comment was a joke. This blog is supposed to be fun, but you seem to always go out of your way to make it NOT fun. I wish you’d stop doing that. You criticise the regulars, you tell everybody you don’t like the way we do things here, you don’t get the jokes… and you just have a generally combative personality. I’d appreciate it if you’d lighten up a bit. Or find a different community that is more to your liking.
I second the latter. Although your tireless attempts to make this blog a better place amuse me if they’re so obviously wasted.
Well explained!
Moment! I didn’t get Arthur’s post there, was that for me or for Brewski?
Let’s bash some combative personalities.
Hehe Czuhc, nice one!
I have no idea who they are. They seem to be associated with this thingummy called “Europe”. No idea what it is, or what it tastes like, though.
I heard it’s a car, and Britain isn’t even in the car…
Whoaa, that comment board under your clickie is waaaayyyyy worse than what’s going on here!
*crossface*
In european newspapers there’s mostly european politics. The internets could give you some info, but then you’d have to search for it in the first place, and how can you search for a guy called Rudy you don’t even know yet?
So? That’s no excuse for not knowing the former Mayor of New York, notorious for once cross-dressing, using “9/11″ as every other word, and a presidential candidate.
It is an excuse if you’re not living in the United States of New York!
*sigh*
Some of us choose to follow world events. Giuliani was not famous because he was mayor. He was famous because he was the central figure after 9/11, because he ran for president, because he was Time Magazine’s “Man of the Year”… shall I go on? Anybody who follows world news would be familiar with him, just as I am familiar with prominent political figures in countries outside the USA. (And no, most mayors are NOT prominent political figures, in the USA or Europe)
*Saï*
Well explained!
Lucky Luke! I used to read those comics all the time when I was small!
*snork*
Sorry BFF, it’s funny to hear a 15 year old who is reminiscent like that…
(I still read them!)
Why did you stop? They’re brilliant! They were drawn by Morris, a Belgian artist, but written by Goscinny, the French genius behind Asterix and Obelix.
They really are. Same for Tintin and Asterix – I love those comics!
Asterix ftw
Obelix carries Gaul stones.
Cacofonix carries Gaul’s tones.
Getafix gets Gauls stoned.
Fuzzofix gets gals lolled.
I got drawn towards the Asterix comics, then the Tintin comics, and I forgot about Lucky Luke.
Here’s a reminder.
or not ?
Your avatar is a rather grumpy Captain Haddock on the post, but Lucky Luke in the recent comments box. Intriguing.
Avatars have always updated in the comments area without a need to refesh the cache.
I see someone with a grey cowboy hat and straw in his mouth?
By comments area, I mean recent comments box. And not the comments area, which is the area in which I am commenting and hasn’t updated it.
Obviously.
*facepalm*
I think Mr. Schoemaker cobbled it together. (sorry, that was bad, I know)
That’s Lucky Luke, my moomin chum.
You don’t know Lucky Luke?!?
Perhaps the Moomin was being literal.
Sorry to say I do not.
Neither do I. Probably because I live in the USA, where all we know is Britney Spears and Brad Pitt.
And Rudy Giuliani!
Oooo, you know Britney Spears?? Go Brewski!
Psst! clicky.
Thanks! And I thought I had seen all the Terence Hill movies. Gotta like the spaghetti westerns. I had no idea he did a Lucky Luke series. I will have to pick up a few of the DVDs and comics.
*clickie*
OK, I know Asterix and Obelix, but not Lucky Luke…When was he?
*shakes head sadly*
These young’uns will never be able to appreciate the beauty of Lucky Luke, and his encounters with numerous Wild West villains (especially that one with Jesse James).
The Daltons!
Night John-Boy!
Night Mikey-Bob!
My favo(u)rite album: “Tortilla for the Daltons”
¿Cuando se come aqui?
Lucky Luke is no longer written ba Goscinny, he’s dead as can be. Now it’s Laurent Gerra who writes ‘em.
The best vilains were, are and remain Averell, Jack, William and Joe!
Actually…this is a win. The company put this image out to magazines with the obvious terrible photoshopping…it generated an incredible amount of visits and exposure by sites like this one that think they discovered a fail. The company has considered this as their most successful campaign due to the traffic it created.
It’s a vampire check, that explains everything!
I rate your comment 4:02.
I rate it 4:20.
*puff puff pass*
D*mn you Brewski you beat me to it!
…Ok, ok. I forgive you….now pass!
ooo, that’s explains everything o.o
lol wut?
You guys got it all wrong, the shop messed up his photo!
In Soviet Russia, a Czech receives your payback.
How does he/she get past the Iron Curtain? Do you put the Czech in the mail?
the iron curtain was an invention of mccarthy to mess with your head!
Carrier pigeon, of course.
Hmmm. I smell an adult video in the making.
“With Love from Soviet Russia, Going Up the Iron Curtain”
In Soviet Russia, you bounce a Czech.
He forgot to photoshop the cheque out of his hands…FAIL!
Good work on the car and the shadow though, even if you can see little parts of it when you zoom in on them. 4/5!
I am pretty sure this was all done in a studio, because there are no stars in the background.
i’m sure a loldog ate the guy’s check.
damn… the guy just dont know how to use photoshop… anyone knows how to make a red circle better than those… =/
he didnt use fotoshop for that he used failshop
Photoshop has lied to me once too often! Somebody fetch me a test tube of smallpox!
If this is photoshopped I can never be sure what to believe anymore.
Well, you can believe this: The word “gullible” IS NOT in the dictionary. You don’t need to check, just trust me.
Woah. I just checked, and it actually is there. It’s just misfiled under the letter “r”! Check it out for yourself!
i just found another dictionary fail
gunpowder:1explosive bla bla bla 2a fine green china tea of granular appearence
this is from the South African concice Dictionary
So?
tea green how do those words get at gunpowder
*rearranges words*
Nope, still doesn’t make sense.
Maybe i’m slow, but i don’t get yer logic there!
Gunpowder is indeed a kind of tea.
where did you get that
i bought it and drank it and i’m still alive!
yea but thats you and only you that knows that on this watever
what dose it taste like
I’ve had it too, its supposed to be the colour of gun powder. Its a type of green tea
Is it a taste explosion?
it can give one explosive regurgitation I’ve noticed
You can tell how much you’ve drunk from the splatter patterns?
I’m not a fan of green tea. I’m not entirely sure whether that, or tea made with fizzy milk is worse.
I like it, but not on an empty stomach bleh :b
Clickie.
Nothing like having your morning tea explode in your face.
what about sexy time liquid explosion?
can you do anything exept have sex
can you do anything exept have sex
clone fail
It’s actually quite good!
can you compare it to something else?
compared to being kicked in the face with a golf shoe its pretty awesome
Green/oolong, a little bit earthy, slightly vegetal. But a light tea, not like black tea. Does that help at all?
It’s good.
no it just hurts
earthy?
finaly someone talking sense
found another one
lotto:a childrens game similar to bingo
wtf children gambling the writers must be on weed
fiasco:a ludecris or umiliating failiure
or instead of weed on this website
no one has pointed out that “hunderd” is misspelled.
yes they did
Much as I dislike agreeing with the troll…
Yes, someone has actually said that.
Of course the shadow is missing. And I don’t blame it! I wouldn’t want to be seen with this idiot either.
Hey, is that a cheque you’re holding?
No. The man is holding it. I, on the other, and standing with arms straight out I’m that guy on Titanic or I’m being checked for drugs at customs.
On the other hand*
Cut me some slack, it’s not even 7 a.m. yet in Oregon.
*runs under arms*
Or playing scarecrow tig.
*runs off*
Hey, I already have a brain, thank you very much.
This guy is a douchebag supreme.
Actually, it was photoshopped intentionally.
shoemoney.com/2008/06/21/azoogleads-check-featured-on-photoshop-disasters/
*headdesk*
*x5*
You guys just don’t give up, do you?
i smoke glu
i just ran out of toilet paper on the toilet :O
*passes paper under the cubicle* there you are ^^
This is very ordinary. Why the heck does someone think it’s a fail?
Im gonna go out on a limb here and say, I think it might be photoshopped.
Though the left circle is misplaced. You do see his reflection, but it’s more to the front, distorted, and still not holding a sign.
Fail fail… everything in this image was done on purpose (yes, right down to all the misspellings) to create viral marketing for Azoogle and Shoemoney. At which it was a spectacular success.
Just like I pointed out hours ago…
anyone noticed that the check is signed by A google ads?
Good afternoon all. Went to the market this morning instead of work. I bought you all a cheques from the market, don’t spend them all in one place please.
Oops wrong name. I am on a MAC yuck.
*snork!*
As long as you’re not looking at porn!
It’s a z not a g
in fancyyy pants writing
whos the ad genius that came up with this one
double whammy!
If this was real, the image would also be tilted, skewed, and affected by shadows.
the check is a vampire!!! wait no
they sticked the check on to the pic i bet,
no need to waste time on photoshop
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Having hair on his head FAIL
More like epic fail T_T
the man in this picture is jeremy shoemaker, the original is a shot of when he bought that car. the check hes holding is from his most popular picture on his blog and was originally $100k (google shoemoney). so the check was not only shopped in his hands but the amt as well.
fyi jeremy had nothing to do w/ this shop, hes too busy making real millions of dollars. bored fail.
Actually, the check was added by Azoogle for a magazine ad. It wasn’t supposed to be a photoshop of his Google check / cheque. This has made so many other sites before this one over the past several years that I’d say Failblog failed by jumping on the bandwagon 2 – 3 years late.
is that jared from subway
hahahahahaahahahahahah pwned
Make that DOUBLE fail lol
They didn’t even put fingers on the sides of the check lol.
Why do you think you WIN? You just FAIL the LOTTERY!!!
did anyone bother to read all of this?
didnt think so
Congratulations, great idea and promptly
he is just hiding his penis
You forgot to circle the spelling error. Well done.
These r the pictures that make me want to cry.
It doesn’t help that hundred is spelled wrong. HundERd? Really?
EVRYTHING was photoshoped…
Now that is hilarious! It took me a second or 2
Definitely a fail. Those red circles don’t even look slightly real
Did he died?
Yo get tan through swim suits, i think thats whats going on here with the cheque, hence the lack of shadow. pretty clever really.
Hahahaha N00b xD
Maybe this guy is showing the ghost he caught?
lmfaorhat!
Surely this is a photoshop win. Some guy’s made this fail IN photoshop and fooled you all.
FIRST
FIRST.
And it might just be a vampire cheque or something.
did anyone notice that “hundred” is spelled wrong on the check?
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Photoshop Disasters blog did this one in June of 2008. Way to be current, FAILblog.
the funny thing for me was, that’s a former member of my church’s name. hahaha
I KNEW those things were NEVER real… well at least most of them.
How hard would it have been to just make a giant fake check and THEN photograph yourself next to someone else’s $60,000 automobile? Sad.
this is fail, but it could also prove that checks cant cast shadows or be reflected
Whoe cares. i am tired of Shoemoney. You all should start
to worship me and call me Milk Money because of the .35 cents
a day I earn on adsense.
Shoemoney com
I used to work for these jokers. that is hillarious.
This guy is an epic loser. Here’s his website to prove it.
http://www.shoemoney.com/2009/02/12/i-am-a-failure
He is rich tho even if he makes fake pics.
Even without the red rings you can see its fake.
Kingdom epic fail!! (inside-ish joke… but still!)
anyone noticed the hundred sp?
The shadow is going freelance
five hundred thousand dollars? The numbers say its five-hundred million dollars =0
NOW THATS A LIE!!!!!
omg it has no shadow !!!
lol