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Those young whippersnappers! Why back in my day, our porn was good porn, dammit!
I’m still trying to figure out the connection with the newspaper…
Maybe prostitutes are buying spots in the classifieds section now?
Maybe he didn’t have any tissues handy?
No silly, prostitutes are listed under dentists in the PHONE BOOK. Not in the newspaper.
THIS IS WIN
Crazy Europeans.
You can tell it’s in Europe, because there are -two- vests within 20 feet of each other.
Nope. The showyness that comes with a Mac is generally frowned upon and is considered bad style in Europe. Therefore, Macs are banned. Sorry, can’t be Europe.
I saw a mac store in Europe… it was full
of jackets
hate to say it, looks like scandinavia. btw, I still think he’s just looking at a popup.
No it looks like Ukraine or something. Definitely not Scandinavia!
If it was a popup, He wouldnt have scrolled to the bottom of the page.
sure he would’ve, it looks like the ‘adultfriendfinder’ popup, and it apparently was a pleasant surprise to him.
The guy on the left is on Facebook–you can tell by the layout.
I don’t think it’s facebook since you can see those image. I’ve never seen that layout on facebook before (except the left side)
I think he’s on some shopping website.
hes on apple.com, you can see the grey bar at the top
Lol yea… thats what i saw first and then i was like… THAT GUY IS ON PORN!
I live in England and my school has Macs, although i don’t particularly like them (i think they’re shit) they’re not banned in europe, lolz.
England is part of an island, not the continent.
U ignorant american (im canadian) england is part if the continent y do u think japan is part of asia btw canadians dont say eh
You dumbass, he wasn’t talking about territories, he was talking about the physical land mass. You ignorant CanEHdian.
*facepalm* I guess my name applies perfectly here, since I’m Canadian too. I hope this guy isn’t my nEHbor.
get your canadian a$$ over to the new fail
no theres actually 3 vests ones hunched over in the back
This is actualy my “local hunchback”
I see three, actually. Oi.
I see four.
Indeed there are four, and possibly five. Sigh.
Oi.
actully this in toronto at the apple store in the mall
You should make that a law
oya because people in america are to fat to wear vest
This is not Win, this is Mac
Now? Where’ve you been? There’s always been protstitute ads in the classifieds. You seriously don’t think a massage parlor/escort service is really a massage parlor/escort service?
This is sad!
OMG!!! THE REAL USE OF INTERNET
hey hes just testing out the computer to c if he likes it lol
The real meaning of “Mac Daddy”
***masturbates***
“The internet is for porn”
Why you think the web was born ??
Porn Porn Porn
“Grab your dick and double click for Porn Porn Porrrrrrrrrrn”
well….i hate to say it but your right 97% of the internet by volume is porn……with all the pics and vids you know?
that is live jasmine he is on i can tell
Research, my dear Judy, research…
He’s trying to find out if a Mac really is better than a PC, so he’s comparing them the only way he knows how… download speed.
neglected!
Now why is this retroactive? that sucks ass!
Maybe he typed an interesting link mentioned in the newspaper…
Looks like he’s trying to find the seven differences between pictures.
New form of betting? Prostimutual wagering. Pick which hooker gets her trick off first. Winner gets a ShamWow!
I’ll put ten on Droopy Boobies.
Oh you’re so on! ten on Courtney Meatcurtain!
meatcurtain is a gross word!
Welcome to Failblog.
I’m a regular now, but not new, i’ll change back my name in a while!
A troll in sheep’s clothing…
is it on?
ah, sorry, i thought i was banned already. I meant:
In Yokozuna clothing actually! Hehe
Cleopatra never actually had a daughter
In addition to being abrasive and non sequiturial, if you’re referring to the Cleopatra of Julius Caesar/Marc Antony fame, you’re also wrong. She bore twins to Marc Antony, one of whom was a daughter, Cleopatra Selene II.
However, I suspect you’re just posting for the sake of “hearing” yourself “talk,” in which case you have more in common with my exhusband than just the name.
Is your exhusband’s name “Combative personality”?
It was an interesting relationship…
Dating and getting married to a personality type.
That sounds like the basis of a good Red Dwarf episode
someone looks at him and asks what are you doing and he’s like someone left this on here
Let’s bash some web browsers!
Viägra FTW.
Tell your doctor if you have an erection that last over 4 hours…
He needs one that last 8 hours to stop him rolling out of the bed…
But won’t that break his bone?
’tis the one bone that couldn’t be broke…
Just Drink some good ol’ V
lol
literally.
…common side effect are bloody ears, fingernail fungus, anal congestion, sudden shrinking of testicles, simultaneous sneezing and farting, and erectile seizures. Please consult a physician if any of these occur.
The sad part is by the time he managed to typed in the wed url it had already worn off.
I think in his case “wed” is more of a problem than a goal…
*Squeeze*
Haha, it’s going to be a long Tuesday.
WED – Weapons of Erectile Destruction.
Shouldn’t that that be Weapons of Erectile Disfunction?
It’s going to be a short WED’s day.
Ooh, poor fuzz. You’ve come down with the most dWEDful cold…
That’s not what she sWED.
*KAPOWWW*
It explodWED!
Wedafuh?
lol WEDdafalaffel are u guys talking about?
dirty old man.. tsk tsk
♪That Old Man River♪
I masturbated to your post
You’re easy to arouse.
Arthur! The way you say that word… it really turns me on!
Well, in that case:
Aaaaah-rouseee.
No, no, “Easy!”
Easy peasey, lemon.
*squeezey*
♫Squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.♪
Well, if you into that sort of thing…
*throws ‘re into previous post*
Darn fingers…
Nobody a Led Zeppelin fan? clickie
I got the reference, it was just a tad…er…disturbing, in the context.
Uh, smidgen more than a tad.
I have said this before but I think that it sounds painful to squeeze a lemon till…
That’s really not what I meant.
Especially not when I was *squeeze*-ing Brewski.
sounds like a sweet sour mash brew
eeew, that’s gross, remember there’s chidren on this blog!
Nah, there at school now until Generic winter Holiday.
Hello! We children have never heard such abstract innuendo!
inurendo!
o gawd
Most excitement that mac has seen all day.
Honestly, at first i thought that that was the fail, but then i took a closer look.
Nice one. That makes it a double fail? Or a fail AND a win? Maybe that fail makes the win a fail?
If you see it you can shagit! Nice ad!
Btw, is there a link to the howto lolcats FAQ etc. page?
boner
Boner fides.
Boner fell.
Boner part.
His Dr should Doomore for that.
If I position myself just right, I don’t think anyone will be able to see…
Pop-up blocker fail?
Well, everyone knows that by a certain age, it’s socially acceptable for an old man to have no filter.
While I hope they at least have a firewall.
It looks like something is popping up. He seems perplexed as he gazes downward.
“Huh! That looks vaguely familiar. Twas back in ‘49, I believe!”
Brewski! Put your pants back on!
They are! :p
I was simply observing the…
Say, we never figured out a new name for you! I tried but came up empty. It should be something pretty, graceful, but slightly playful. Hmm. Maybe that’s it, “Gracie”? eg, Gracie Burns.
I dunno, maybe not.
I like Gracie Burns. I’ll try it out for a while.
Gracie Burns the candle at both ends.
Gracie Burns the midnight oil
Say hello, Gracie!
Hello, Gracie!
test
Go clutter up some other fail if you want to do that, please.
Grr… I changed my name back! Twice! Oh well…
Although I am fairly certain that I speak on behalf of Fail Blog!
Wow…quick on the wrist slap aren’t ya?
Just learning the ropes of how this stuff works. Chill out.
I’m not angry, and I’m not trying to scorn you. I’m just saying that if you would like to test out your new avatar, more power to you, but please do it on an old fail. The threads on this fail are currently active.
Ok….my apologies for snapping. As I peruse this particular fail, I see all sorts of *cough* inappropriate *cough* comments…really didn;t think my little test would get noticed.
He’s knocking the dust off of it.
He needs a ShamWow I do believe!
man, people are finding new uses for those things all the time. maybe they should update their ads to include those uses…or maybe not.
He’s just not “cool” enough for a MAC.
He’s plenty cool. Can’t you see that he’s typing with his tongue??
That’s not his tongue…
Ewwwwwww! Bearly! :ick:
*bearly-lurk sandwich-squeezes*
Hm, maybe this was a bad spot to do that squeeze, considering the discussion subject matter.
Especially a sandwich squeeze.
*snork!*
Doesn’t a sandwich-squeeze cause all the mayo to squirt out from the sides?
I don’t like squash sandwiches.
Wow…look what I’ve missed this morning?!?!?
Maybe I should leave…
Not without a *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Just kidding…I’m not a prude…
New name…I like!
I’m shopping for a new name. Brewski suggested this one down there vv.
I would’ve voted for Gracie Lou Freebush, but I just know someone around here will take it the wrong way…
I’m not even going to go there…
It’s only Tuesday and I think we’re close to breaking the innuendo machine once again…
It’s a good suggestion…have any others in mind??
Hehe! I’ll take that out of context, thank you!
*Squeeze*
I’ll take squeezes any way I can get them!
*squeeze*
Any way?!?
Let me rephrase that. I’ll take squeezes any day I can get them.
Okay, then.
*squeeze*
G’morning, m’lady. (Don’t worry, I washed off all the troll.)
Were you troll-fighting AGAIN without me?
*sniff*
Damn it, the Blogmonster ate my comment.
Yes, I was. I had to squeeze a satanic Barney.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/08/31/show-assistant-fail/#comment-588299
‘Twas horrible.
Awww…you poor thing! You risked you life to save the rest of us…quite noble!
*kiss, kiss*
My hero…
Aww, shucks… *embarrassed smile*
(For the record, I’m fairly sure it was a regular in a mask, so the contamination was limited
)
Even if it was, Barney terrifies me. He’s a rapist with a smile and a cheery disposition.
Then you are a brave little shadow indeed. *Squeeze*
*squeezes the wrong way*
*squeezes the right way*
*squeezes for the hell of it*
*pinches Jules’ bum*
*squeezes Ms B and Gracie the nice way*
*SQUEEZES ALL*
finally got my darned work finished…..
*snores*
*throws grapes at K@’s open mouth one at a time*
I hear he can play piano with no hands!!
.
Where’s velvet?
Yes. And this is a man skilled enough to watch porn while he looks at today’s stock prices. A man like that is pretty damn cool, I’d say.
Multi-tasking
The stare of that guy in the blue coat at the top right of the pic creeps me out. I don’t even want to think about what he’s doing online.
Uhm, you’re right.
*shiver*
“Hello cameraman, care to come to my place for some fave beans and a nice Chianti?”
I was about to say the same thing about the guy with the happy face on the top right. By the way does anyone else think that a lot of those guys look like they are asleep or something? Not just the older guy with the excellent browsing habits.
I think it looks like a porn shop……….
Haha, my thought exactly.
I mean it’s all guys and they all look a little, well…..
lmao dirty old man
How do you like that comment, DrB?
I think he’s a researching Mac Daddy O.o
*snork!* Oh, hell. Now I follow you Sir Eld! Perhaps Urgh was the sound he made when it happened? Hehe.
*snork*
Would definitely be the sound I would make! But then again, I wouldn’t ask for it.
You kids have it easy, back in my day we had to go find porn that had been deposited in the woods. You had to work for it.
Ha! You had it easy! I had to bury my papyrus scrolls with nudie sketches under a sand dune.
Well, I had to go to the cave with those sketches on the wall… and I was never alone there!
Psh! I had to PAINT those sketches on the wall!
That was you? Thanks, because before that I had to…well, clicky.
for Venus sculptures lasting more than 24,000 years, call your fertility gods
Is that a potato? Where’s the vicar?
i clicked, and then went for the zoom. it gets WAY closer than i was comfortable with
That’s what happened to my statue!
You can keep it now that I have my Mac.
Will not clickie!
this old dude is iinnttooo it. and the guy on the right side of the screen is like, “meh, old men lookin at porn around me. dammit”
dirty old man…
privacy fail
iPorn.
That old guy really should apple’ogize.
No, he’s trying to see if he can get his kicks before he goes Microsoft again.
he’s doing an ogle search
Looking to explore the internet, no doubt.
That girl in the picture is wearing an apr0n
hunched double as he shakes hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree
*roffle* We can always tell when you’ve been bush
what’s been bush?
beating around it
So beating around the bush makes you a bird handler? Or is that two hands on the Bush makes the birds stoned? I’m confoozed.
butch?
pr0n’d!
*tsk, tsk*
So what happened today, Fuzz? I mean, I spent a whole 30 seconds on my first comment. That should have been plenty of time.
I was, ah, free web browsing some !mages on another site.
Oh.
I’ll leave you to it, then.
Akshully, it’s the truth, but nothing to blush about — a colleague and I were grooving to the video of “Stand By Me” from the new “Playing for Change” CD/DVD. It’s very nice:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM
Is he playing
jackoffjackpot?I’m not going to stick around for the payout.
I wunder why.
*snork*
Classic old-fail reference.
Come on, phallus, stay with the pun run.
Don’t be so hard-on about the pun run there Czuhc
Yeah, don’t be such a d!ck-tator…
It’s okay, it was just a c0ckamamie joke, that’s all!
Is it really necessary for him to be so close to the screen?
It’s an old guy. Looking at naked women.
… No. But hey, whatever floats your -*ahem*- boat.
his eyes wernt what they used to be
next on zombie troll networkzombie troll survivor
stop saying Troll!
dont insult shadow the sniper C.C.C. and mine channel!!!!
do i have to cencorit like
Tr0ll
if you dont likr it get lost
He probably can’t see what’s is on it.
He’s just playing spot the difference and looking
hardto find the last one.Hint: look for the third nipple.
The odd one is an outie?
What is so odd about being an outie?
It’s not the outieness that makes it odd. It’s all about placement.
When will they ever learn, Location, Location, Location!
I can’t see Fransisco Scaramanga anywhere.
Bond-age win!
The closer you get to the screen the bigger things appear.
He’s discovering one of only two significant websites on the planet, redtube, and failblog. The rest is just filler.
That elderly man appears to be looking at pornography.
Nothing gets past you.
She’s Funnyboi’s sister.
I was being sarcastic, but in a friendly way.
I snicker’d.
I try’d.
WHY ARE WE ALL WHISPERING?!
Shuck the fupp uck!
*winces*
*covers ears*
Shhhh! We’re in a library checking out the Macs.
We don’t want to disturb the old guy.
Oh, I think he is already disturbed.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We are hunting wabbits. Ha ha ha ha ha.
*snork*
*joins in hunting rabbits*
I thought it was duck season…
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
Troll season!
*keeps head down*
Duck season! Fire!
*ducks*
Sheesh…
it’s not even actual porn. it’s just sparsely clad girls.
You whippersnappers don’t appreciate p0rn! Back in my day, an uncovered ankle warranted an arrest!
Hmm… cuffs and knight-sticks…
And in some parts of the world, it still does.
:-/
*shows GBF my wrist*
*faints*
*fans Brewski with her skirt*
*faints*
*sigh*
*fans Brewski and Shadow with her skirt*
Gracie! Put your skirt back on!!! Did you flash them??
*quickly covers Gracie with ShamWow*
It’s not much, but it will do until you are decent…
Thanks. It’s not easy to fan two passed-out men with a mini skirt, y’know.
(you have to remove it in order for the fanning to be efficient)
This girl could do it!
This is a clip from the Cirque show I saw over the weekend. Fantastic!
Clickie! Safe for work.
I find myself inadvertently swaying my head to the music.
…
What? It’s catchy.
I saw that show last year…Way cool.
I wasn’t going to tell you guys but… That is actually a video of me doing the hula
*whistles to self*
Sexy.
I didn’t know mac’s had porn too!
yeah, mac – in – tosh. lame joke, i know. they don’t just have porn but also a built-in web cam
Duroc! Where are you?
^ check checking
Porn is discriminating!
against????
clothes
Well ok, then. Carry on.
G’night Gracie!
*pouncesqueeze*
Dad?????
Either he’s looking at the paper rather than the… erm… screen, or he’s asleep. Supposedly that happens past a certain age. Quite less annoying without a partner.
he just has to hold on and let Alzheimers do the rest
Parkinson, surely?
And then they say “Respect old people”….. tsk tsk..
They also say “Respect the c0ck”.
Sometimes twice!
You can say that again.
Let’s hear it for neutering of all humans!
Psst…
Good question. He’s usually just mildly annoying/offensive, but it seems that he thinks getting an avatar and changing his name makes him… incognito?
Not at all, it’s a pun. Although on wordpress they say: When you got an avatar, people must stop calling you a troll!
Yeah? Link me up to where it says that, hmm?
I’m going to let somebody else do it, for two reasons.
1) I’ve never emailed her before, so I don’t know how much weight my complaints will carry, and
2) I’ve never emailed her before, so I don’t know her email.
and 3)
I actually like TOM quite well, i’m just complaining, because the others do. *Squeeeze*
That’s ok, Sparky…you keep thinking that…
who’s Sparky?
*facepalm*
Nevermind…
*crossface*
is he known?
wait, just a moment!
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
“Ordinary trolls won’t bother creating a Gravatar account, so by doing so your avatar gains a bit of gravitas.”
See?
I do see. That simply means that by creating an avatar, you (as in you, Tom), are signifying that you are a troll that exceeds the normal boundaries of annoying.
???
*Squeeeeeeze*
Oh, so NOW he likes the squeeze…
Yes, you actually learn to do that when you become a regualr!
Funny, because I liked it LOOOOONG before I became a regular…nice try…
You already were a regular, you just didn’t know it yet!
Don’t feed the troll, Suzie. Let’s just keep on walking…
Right behind you…nice behind, by the way…
*waggle*
*leaves troll alone*
Consider trying different things, instead of just trying the same stuff harder and louder and longer and more insistently.
The nickname you’re using right now was not a compliment; perhaps you might try doing something to undo that impression instead of considering it a badge of honor.
not a badge of honour. It startled me coz i’m not at all a comb****. Never mind, intolerance is human nature, i’ll have to live with it, so i’d rather keep on smiling and having fun.
woa slo down on the wiskey
I hope you’re talking about Tom, not me. I was just heading to the decon room. For the second time in as many days.
*shakes head sadly*
Of course…I KNOW you like the squeeze…
*returns after a looooong, thorough shower*
There’s an incinerator by the door. Throw anything you used to clean yourself in there when you’re done.
*darts for the door*
Thank you…
What? He thought he was playing solitaire with naughty cards like they did in the old days!
I used to have Chippendale cards. I didn’t win many games of solitare with them, but I didn’t care.
Did you play matching games with them and a picture of yourself?
No, just drooled on my cards and got distracted from my games a lot.
Sounds like a mature version of Mystery Date.
Mature ‘Guess Who’ would be a blast!
Hmm, you’re looking flush.
They make Chippendale cards?? I didn’t know that… I gotta get me some of those. lol, the awesomest cards I have are a pack of Death Note-themed cards. God, I love anime. ROFL
..And Solitaire rocks. It’s the only card game I’ve ever won at. EVER.
Seriously? Not even Go Fish? Oh, you poor thing.
Care for a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, Arashi?
You can go first!
Hell yes! *picks Xes*
LOOK OUT BREWSKI!!! Arashi-Chan has a pick axe!
Hm, she seems nice enough. Maybe she works part time in a coal mine. See? She has a hardhat with a lamp on it!
* * *
* X O
* * *
*taps hardhat with knuckles* Yup, I’m the canary in the coal mine! ..It’s a part-time job. =D
Brewski, you sound like this guy:
*snork*
Say, why are you holding that icepick in your fist?
Reasons unkown??
Oh, I love that commercial! … My cousin had a realtime experience that was something like this… except he was the hitchhiker with power tools. His car broke down on the way to a construction site, to clarify things. He does construction work for minimum wage. However, he did not have beer, so he was standing aside the freeway for quite a while. LOL
You know you need AA when even the axe murderer thinks you’re crazy.
LOLOLLOLOLO
f*ck off apple!!
i just got something from wordpress that i am posting comments to fast
I’m actually surprised he can look at at.. most of (at least the porn sites I design) sites have RTA (restricted to adults) coding on them which institutions, businesses, and especially libraries and schools use to block out those sites. My personal opinion is that all porn sites should have them.
I for one am saying great thanks that this is a fail-pic and not a fail-video! I do not want to know what happens next.
I’d be more curious to see which poor soul’s comment would’ve powered that fail.
Not me. I wanted to see the reaction from the old library lady that finds him like that!
..I love how the old guy’s looking down his own pants like,” Why hello thar, Mr. Happy.” ROFL
Maybe he’s trying to remember how to make it work?
Also, Look at the creepy guy with the blue sweater- he is looking up: (fill in the blank)
The guy in the blue jacket looks like Dr. Evil…
You are supposed to fill in the blank.
he is looking up: his mother’s checking account
: his landlady’s dress.
…a do-it-yourself recipe for a fertilizer truck-bomb.
Most people associate it with excrement. How is that not a bad rap?
*squeeze*
: pantyhose sizing guide
Okay.. he’s looking up: how to give breast exams.
: programs that allow you to remotely see what others are doing on their computer
: the Free Webrowsing WIN on Failblog
(so he can see what the old guy is looking on his computer)
Woah. Talk about a ride through the looking-glass.
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
Doo, doo, doo, doo… ♪
At least he won’t get a virus from watching that porn because he’s using a Mac. Haha…
I’ve always wanted a Mac.. no Blue Screen Of Doom.
Shhht! You mustn’t, under any circumcisions, use the words Blue Screen of Doom, or else it will happen to your pc very soon!
Oh, my! I shall never again utter Bl*e Scr**n Of D**m again!
It seemed like an acceptable comment to me!
Maybe no blue screen but they freeze up just as much, depending on the machine, in my experience.
poor old man … all alone.
Somebody get him a blow up doll!
i wonder wich poor soul had to take that picture
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Blarg. Spam.
it burns
aaaaaaaaaa it burns!!
spam spam spam spam spam spam beans bacon spam spams spam spam and spam, spam bacon eggs and spam, spam eggs spam and spam, spam spam spam spam bacon spam. Anything you wish to order sir?
I’m surprised it got past the filters, it should have gotten moderated.
Aren’t you new to these parts, Arashi? Welcome aboard!
Yeah, good point.
Arashi, if you do intend to stick around, we more than welcome you here. However, we seriously recommend that you read this site before too much longer, so as to avoid any accidental misunderstandings in the future
*hands Arashi (and Brewski) shots o’ tequila*
In honor of, well, whatever.
In honor of waking up today!
*produces another round*
*winks in Jenny’s general direction*
Thanks!
*squeezes WN and Jenny*
*tosses back shot*
Just in time for lunch!
Yeah, Arashi, I, as a high representative of Failblog, welcome you personally wholeheartedly amongst our community of nice people!
*Hands over spacecakes to everyone concerned*
*Flinches*
If you didn’t want the shot all you had to say was ‘No Thanks.’
I’ll take his.
*drinks shot*
Daffy drinks?
…
*sniffle* B-but… you were my hero when I was but a little boy!
Get over it, bub. You’re dethpicable.
*hic!*
Thufferin Thuccotash!!!! ‘nuther round here, bartender!!
*hic!*
Yay! It’s Whatever Day. *Drinks Tequila*
My very favoritist holiday.
Ahh, Whatever Day. When people give others trashy presents that show they honestly don’t care, and sit around indifferently, skipping work and drinking Tequila. *hands everyone an empty sandwich baggie and/or candy wrapper* Indifference. It’s the reason for the season.
*snorkroffle*
Administers shots of Redi-whip into FailBloggers mouths to celebrate Whatever Day.
*sounds of pshhh, pshhh can be heard all around*
give the man a brake all he wants to do is a little twatting
And all
Oh, shit. Didn’t meant to press enter. What I was going to say was: “And all I want to do is laugh over his demise when the librarian walks over.”
I understand why he wants to have a little fun… but, what, god forbid, does he need the brake for?
Maybe he brakes for pr0n.
*takes a break from Pr0n and visits FailBlog*
Hi guys what’s up?
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.
Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?”
She responds, “I know you can’t get it up, but maybe you can drop it in.”
*seriouslydisturbedsnork!*
Ow Ow Ow. I got whiplash from snorking so hard!
Some like it rough.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Hey man, Skeksis need love too.
nice
Nice to see Steve Jobs is going back to women….
This must be the first non-gay porn accessed at an Apple Store
Creepy old men FTW.
omg this is hifreakinlarious! and why does no one besides the person taking the picture seem to notice the creepy old dude looking at porn in a public store?????
Where’s his other hand?
They have the internet on computers now?
This is freakin awesome. If you work there, how do you approach this guy?
i used to work at an apple store. we had ppl like this all the time. not quite the posture of this guy, but we had old men on singles.net in there for 6 hours straight, we had an old guy piss on the floor, another kid poop on the floor, and i used to train people on there own macs where we’d run into all sorts of stuff. sometimes i just couldn’t stop laughing/crying
I would argue that this is epic public internet access fail. Public wanking is illegal.
Did he die?
Hey! At least he’s doing it on a Mac. That way he can’t break the computer as there are no porn-viruses for Mac…
LOL.
ahah! that’s funny shit.
Man you know it’s a bad economy when Riff Raff has to use the local internet cafe to watch his porn.
Proxy WIN!!!!
Someone kind of caught it earlier, but he’s not actually looking at porn. He’s looking at paintings, the kind you buy at an art store.
So, not a dirty old man after all! How disappointing for you all!
Its not funny anymore if the old guy take out his **** and starting to fap.
Thats an H666 pop up ad. Lawlz. Lovely.
every day at 5, the hunchback crawls out from underneath his bridge and looks at prons.
This guy is just being practical. Need to test hardware out in real life scenarios before you buy.
nice idea FTW… cuz Macz are rather resistant so viruses wont be so scary … btw it’s an unintended Apple Ad: “Get a Mac , get free pr0n safe!!” That will outwit (or outargue) Microsoft for at least five years…
You should see how he uses his 90 free trial of temper pedic.
Freakin’ old pervert xD
It’s always the old men that are the pervs!!
What’s the betting that someone else left it on that page?!
I can only imagine what the creeper on the far right of the picture is looking at…
u gotta luv old guys – they don giv a spunk what, yeah? – this guy is totally in his density, for sure…….
WIN! Cuz old men need to get boners in public places.
when i was in honolulu, there was an art gallery owned by the artist that meda that EXACT same painting the old man is looking at, a few stores away from the gallery, theres an Apple Store.
“When one head lowers, Another rises in turn”
Sabot Words of Wisdom
Came here by accident from Google.
Glad to see this blog
Keep on a good work.
I have bookmarked this blog
wat is he looking at
haha funny
loving the guy at the far right in front of the porn looker
he’s looking at the camera like
shit
they’ve found my drug website
hahah this dude lives in my town hahah
he is so f-ing funny
I work at an internet cafe, I’m at work right now and the same perv as always is watching porn, I can very clearly see what he’s seeing.
i think the copyright on the photo is not good… have a look at gizmodo :
http://gizmodo.com/365029/apple-opening-peepshows-in-apple-stores-worldwide
Lmao A sub got fired from our school for that! … only he was looking at gay porn O.o
That is a great activity for an old retired man! Plus, he’s not even paying for the computer equipment or internet. WIN.
Pervy old men; we all know and love um
could be video poker
Queens over Jacks…….. but some how I doubt it
old is the worst..
I’ll like it later 
Awww…you poor thing! You risked you life to save the rest of us…quite noble!
My personal opinion is that all porn sites should have them.
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