Even though no-one likes a quitter, the government keeps telling us to quit smoking, quit drinking, quit having unsafe sex . . .
How’s that for hypocrisy?
Totally.
But isn’t it hypocrite to have children (because that’s what unsafe sex does) and then die and leave them on their own (because that’s what unsafe sex, smoking and drinking does)?
So either case, we’re hypocrites. How is that even possible? Who messed up with the laws of the universe again? Did someone divide by 0??
NOT DEAD I HAZ REZ LOTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You see some rings.
>take rings
You now have 2 rings.
Eggman is attacking!
>jump on eggman
Eggman takes 1 damage.
Eggman attacks!
You take 10 damage.
What do you do?
Jump Duck
Defend Attack
If he’s going to pose with the evil one, shouldn’t he at least be wearing Nazi regalia? The “gangsta” image just isn’t evil enough to stand out on its own.
… Not that a 14-year-old isn’t menacing enough whilst wearing gangsta gear, but adding a poster of a Tiger Beat cover boy really seals the deal. Seriously, the boy’s trying to look all hard and whatnot, but meanwhile he clearly owns the soundtrack to HSM and stood in line for the midnight showing. Lock up your daughters, fail boy is in town…
I followed WIK’s suggestion and called him… well, Jay. He is amazing, not at all intimidated by me or my gf. He was jumping on my hand and my knee and checking out our kitchen. Really cute.
Unfortunately my gf doesn’t want him in the kitchen, so I have to find a way to explain to him that the balcony is okay but the kitchen isn’t. He’ll figure that out, I hope.
I pick optional choice “d” cuz I know it’s vanessa, cuz she wants more of herself to be all over the place. clothes optional, of course ( cuz we mericans like public options).
I Don’t even know what High school musical even is!
I’m From Portugal, and i don’t have a subscription to the Disney Channel, so HOW CAN I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL OR ANY OTHER AMERICAN STUFF???
You’re required to know. Otherwise, your epic fail in attempting to mock it would overload the global fail system and we’d all have to have a day off. And nobody wants that.
BLOWJOB.
There, feel better Arthur? I could have said “PLANET”, “FUTURE”, or “MOUSETRAP”. But no, you had to come forth with a dirty mind.
If anybody is offended, just blame Arthur!
I sort of think it’s some random girl’s room because if you look into the mirror (Which you obviously can’t see your own reflection in), I think you’ll see some random green-and-white striped shirt. If you also so kindly look beside the the picutre, you’ll see something pink beside it hanging off of the clothes rack. Finally, underneath the picture are pieces of paper with drawings on them. The third one appears to be made by a girl…
I know you were, I figured out that you were unable to use the reply button. The thing is that you’re not welcome here, unless you stop insulting the regulars.
… Zac Efron’s a regular? In all seriousness, however… I’m not entirely sure whose honor you’re defending here… Your own, or that of “GrannyCatFlap” with whom I had meant to be joking… His opening line was, after all, something involving my having sex with my grandmother. But, ok…
Well, apart from meeting bad taste with bad taste, I can’t really figure out what I said that has you so up in arms. Sorry for offending, and all that. But as previously stated, it wasn’t my intent to do so… *offers plate of bewildered truce*
I know, resisting the urge to feed them vitriol is really tough. I was lucky to come across a group of regulars when I popped in this weekend, but I wasn’t willing to risk my luck after that.
WTF?! I scrolled through this morning’s fail and saw about 90% crap! I thought school was back in session? Did all the kids stay home sick today?
*Arthur squeeze*
We need to stop this epidemic, NOW!! The fate of Failblog hangs in the balance.
Perhaps mandatory quarantine of affected children is in order. In a building without internet access. You know, to…um… prevent the spread of computer virus.
Are you trying to annoy us, Tom? Please don’t.
Hey Granny! *squeeze*
Perhaps you can start a sex-education class for frustrated young boys. That might help the signal-to-noise ratio.
Hehe, these medieval ads are getting better yet:
Crush as many Orks as you can!
I think Google found out that the word Troll is used a bit too often on this blog, so they send us medieval roleplay ads where you can destroy Orks!
^ +1. People are so desperate to post fails. He probably is gangster because hes having sex at a young enough age where the girl posts mad pix of zefron in her room
All of you guys are haters. It would not be uncommon for a macho-guy to have a girlfriend/sister/friend who likes Disney guys. A true tough guy wants his girl to be herself and not a poser.
if you look carfully it looks like there is a bratz sticker on this retards mirror, so hes already gay, he should get along with all the inmates when hes older
Not gonna lie, this is a total fail. But it’s probably not the gaygnster’s room. There’s a girl’s shirt reflected in the mirror. But then again, it always could be his room… (:
He’s cool.
NOT!!!
Borat? Is that you?!
Let’s bash some gangstas!
You don’t give up, do you?
No, Chuck Norris once told me that quitting was for losers!
yo dude!!
its his homeboy. Gangsta Musical coming to theaters near you
gay-ngsta
LOOOOOOL, gay-nsta, good one
Even though no-one likes a quitter, the government keeps telling us to quit smoking, quit drinking, quit having unsafe sex . . .
How’s that for hypocrisy?
Totally.
But isn’t it hypocrite to have children (because that’s what unsafe sex does) and then die and leave them on their own (because that’s what unsafe sex, smoking and drinking does)?
So either case, we’re hypocrites. How is that even possible? Who messed up with the laws of the universe again? Did someone divide by 0??
Chuck Norris divided himself by zero.
NOT!!!
Can’t be Borat… he’s not wearing his thong on the outside of his hairy arse.
Gayngsta?
win.
+10,000 points
+10,000 more points.
All my 10,000 points are belong to Slantbeard
ain’t nothing to it, gangster rap made him do it
+rep
THIS WANNABE FAILED HAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD
Loser
Who IS the guy in the circle?
his mum
I think I recognize the person and I am little ashamed about it
hit him over the back of the head for me
And why is he the fail and not the *cough* tough guy *snicker*?
You mean the *snork* gangsta? *bursts into laughter*
I blame HipHop.
I blame Twilight.
I blame Arthur!
You can’t blame me for that! Well…okay, you can.
Aw, I love ya anyway! Besides, without you, I wouldn’t have anybody to blame for the southern California wildfires!
Just wait ’till I get my hands on a nuke!
I blame crack-cocaine
I blame KHAAAAAN!
btw i f*king love your name, Arthur.
Since I’m the last you must be my father. So of course you love the name you gave me.
HEHEHE! Damn, I fail! Your name confused me. Let’s pretend I never said that, okay?
walk to the top room of my tower for a surprise…
OY!
nooooo are you responsible for the mountains near my house burning up?! augh!
I blame Stephanie Meyer.
r0fl
I blame the guy who coined the word “gangsta”.
Blame it on the bossa nova
I’ve always blamed it on the boogie, myself.
Just don’t blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, or the good times.
It’s that damn Boogie!
I blame life.
zac efron
the guy from high school musical
… at least it’s not Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
I blame Zack Efron!
Again, the bossa nova
Its Zac Efron not his mum
Ugh gosh i hate Zac Efron hes soo friggen ugly
I don’t get it? From the look of the clothes in the mirror it’s evident he’s in a girls room – so fail fail?
Nope, It’s his room
The picture is taken in his sister’s room, by his sister, right before he peed on her.
guys don’t wear ugly green shades of shirts?
Not with low necks and tiny shoulder sleeves.
Unless you’re this champ.
Lol! It IS a girls room. Probably his Disney pretty boy worshiping GF. Relationship FAIL
IM BACK
I DONT CARE
I CARE
DO WE BOTH HAVE TO CARE ABOUT THE SAME THINGS?
I CARE ABOUT YOU!
<3
BUT DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE CARE BEARS?
EVERYONE CARES ABOUT CARE BEARS!
CARE BEARS!!!!!!!!!!! even time lords love them!
They have the care bears on gallifrey?!
They did, before, you know…
*lands TARDIS in time zone*
watch out for the manure pile, dude.
do not make me kill you before you were born
*flys away in tardis*
you watch to much scrubs
so do i btw
Who Doesn’t ?
scrubs ftw
Wht are you guys yelling?
because they are excited about a gangsta who holds things up in his closet with pink straps. …
Good to see that he’s a stern Catholic.
B*tches don’t know ’bout the Trinity?
HAMMYKINS!!!
*runs over to salute hammy*
gay
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It’s like the DMV!
Does that pass your standards?
Yes it does.
how about vanessa’s nudie… think the gansta ought to have that posted right about zack’s pic?
Do not reply to this message.
i wanna reply reply reply reply reply reply reply reply
I Refuse your demands!
i refuse to
I now revoke both your blogging licences.
i thought i pushed you of a cliff
damn
I thought I falcon punched you, so you’re supposed to be dead.
He’s talking in his eternal sleep.
You mean Z.A Is here? Where?
wat ar u talkin about
Undead dude, duh.
i haz rezerectin lotion :p
And a Dicitionary..
dont care
Well, you should…
How Could you? After I said that I cared about you?
Not you, I replied in the wrong place.
Hooray! *squeeze*
Boobs
no thats the previous faIL
Your comment was still too short. Please wait to have your blogging licence revoked by Alice.
REVOKED!
you cant revoke dont make me push you of another cliff
You are dead. Please insert 1coin to coninue.
i not dead
*pushes alice of of a cliff*
THE CLIFF IS A LIE.
And yes, you are dead.
fine
*pushes kriptonite from 2 fails back up alices ass*
You are dead.
Use resserection potion?
>no
*used rez potion*
I not dead
NOT DEAD I HAZ REZ LOTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>look
You see a spike.
What do you do?
>jump on spike
You jump on the spike. You lose all your rings.
>jump over spike
You jump over the spike.
*jumps over spike*
You see some rings.
>take rings
You now have 2 rings.
Eggman is attacking!
>jump on eggman
Eggman takes 1 damage.
Eggman attacks!
You take 10 damage.
What do you do?
Jump Duck
Defend Attack
use missles
>egman takes 1000 damadge
That was not a choice.
You lose a turn.
Eggman fires his lazer.
You are dead.
Eggman takes all your items and money.
*drink rez potion*
*gos in TARDIS to when eggman was born and kills him*
*kisses gamer Alice* You rule!!! (but Captain Falcon Doesn’t IKE FTW!!!) *blushes*
YOU HAVE NO REZ! HE STOLED YOUR ITEMZ!
KIRBY FTW!
its not a item its a part of my clothes
Kirby ALL the way!! (>^.^)>
*Touches rofailsie*
*blasts failinator with bazooka*
*touches faitinator back*
failinator*
*squeeze*
*uses bazooka shield*
wow cataclism ftw
THERE IS NO CLIFF.
KEEP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cliff Richard!
what does FTW mean?
For The Win or
F*ck the What?
for the win
then why are so many people saying “For the win”?
Because we’re cool.
FTW!
because we like it
something you could never do
For
the
Win
cliff claven!
where the hell is norm when you need a beer dumped on someone’s head. …
Are you suggesting he says something like this:
gay wannabe rap idiot, because gays can have a poor sense of taste too
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jajajaa i smile every time i see it high school musical rules
I’ll pretend I didn’t hear those last four words.
i think i miss the part high school musical rules
jajaja sorry dude
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*screams and runs out of room, gibbering*
Did I miss anything?
nothing that wasn’t worth missing… except for the legible copies of his pap smear results under Zac’s picture.
you fail at failblog
Nah it seems to be you who is failing. But it’s k.
hao do i fail
I think there’s enough proof in that “sentence” you just wrote.
spelling dosnt count this is FAILblog
You don’t see many other people miss-spelling do you?
Apart from Trolls of course
…thereyby excluding me from the Trolls, because I spell correctly!
yes you are the only troll that dosnt misspell
next on zombie troll network zombie troll dance party
I miss spelling
“Spelling doesn’t count?” You try telling that to DragonWriter. I dare you. In fact, I double dare you.
*Gets front row seats for FOOMage*
* askes what foomage is*
Foomage is when DragonWriter blasts you with her firebreath, as you have either annoyed her, or annoyed us.
am i in it
math counts, not spelling.
olltre
ignor that
your words don’t count?
yes
If he’s going to pose with the evil one, shouldn’t he at least be wearing Nazi regalia? The “gangsta” image just isn’t evil enough to stand out on its own.
stop using a fugazi of my avatar!
Ummm… I Don’t understand the joke.
So, he has a poster. big deal.
I think He has a foot in both worlds Varkaad. Therefore that can be a fail.
it’s zac efron from High School Musical: THAT’S why it’s a fail
and… he’s playing pocket pool.
“Rap”
Welcome to the fail
you don;t need a pail
I am on it you are on it
and never go to jail.
……
… Not that a 14-year-old isn’t menacing enough whilst wearing gangsta gear, but adding a poster of a Tiger Beat cover boy really seals the deal. Seriously, the boy’s trying to look all hard and whatnot, but meanwhile he clearly owns the soundtrack to HSM and stood in line for the midnight showing. Lock up your daughters, fail boy is in town…
*failboy goes to your house*
*Retrieves feather duster as suitable defense system against failboy*
*fail boy plays paintball with uour house*
Good morning all. Alice, badger whisper, faillinator. and everyone else.
were i live its midday
in UK it’s 1 in the afternoon!
Hooray for GMT !
i an 2 houers past gmt in South Africa
Is that meant to say “Were I living, it would be midday,” or “Where I live it’s midday?” Cause, really, that could be taken either way.
It’s the 1st one, he’s long dead.
im not dead
*shows label of rez potion to badger wisperer*
Sir, this is a Haemmoroid cream.
Let’s show failinator where to put it.
Toothbrush?
Correct.
(Guten Tag, Arthur!)
Hiya BFF. How’s life?
Treating me well, actually. How is your’s going, Arthur?
Very good! I became godfather for the second time, plus a jaybird thought I’m cool and visits me since. I hand-fed him!
Congratulations! A jaybird, you say? How cute! Have you named it?
I followed WIK’s suggestion and called him… well, Jay. He is amazing, not at all intimidated by me or my gf. He was jumping on my hand and my knee and checking out our kitchen. Really cute.
Awww, how adorable! I wish I had a bird that hopped around my house.
Unfortunately my gf doesn’t want him in the kitchen, so I have to find a way to explain to him that the balcony is okay but the kitchen isn’t. He’ll figure that out, I hope.
*pushes toothbrush up Generals ass*
Oh shut up kiddie. Go outside to play!
I once handfed a jailbird, the mofo nearly bit my finger off!
be thankful he didn’t turn you around and do to you what jailbirds do to toms. …
WORST FAIL ON FAILBLOG EVER
We can deduce from that comment that you are either:
A) A fan of Zac Efron
B) A fan of High School Musical
or
C) Zac Efrom himself.
Can I phone a friend?
i pick c
I pick optional choice “d” cuz I know it’s vanessa, cuz she wants more of herself to be all over the place. clothes optional, of course ( cuz we mericans like public options).
.. and pubic options!
change i pic d
Yes.
In that case I phone 118-118
Sorry, we are currently in the middle of making bad Ghostbuster puns to put in the next 118-118 advert. Please call later.
But something’s strange, in my neighbourhood.
Who am I going to call?
The Met Police?
Call the Church Police! The Church Police!
*10,000 internets to the first person to identify this reference*
Monty Python?
ghost dusters!
or he could call 8675309… ask for jennie
Neither.
I Don’t even know what High school musical even is!
I’m From Portugal, and i don’t have a subscription to the Disney Channel, so HOW CAN I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL OR ANY OTHER AMERICAN STUFF???
You’re required to know. Otherwise, your epic fail in attempting to mock it would overload the global fail system and we’d all have to have a day off. And nobody wants that.
It’s a Bank holiday, we’re having a day off anyway.
Just don’t overload it tommorow!
Ah, but do you have the day off from fail? Should fail take a day off, most sentient beings would cease to function.
True, the Apocolapsye would be nigh if that were to happen.
But, in short, High School Musical is musical propaganda from the devil himself, sent to brainwash the prepubescent.
We must overthrow them!
*Readies Kalashnikov*
Vive la Revolution Comrades!
You make t-shirts. I’ll worry about the ammunition…. VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
*storms Disney studios*
DEPOSE THE TYRANT!!! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!!
*fires Ak47 in air*
Can we also make it a point to destroy Hannah Montana? Just a thought…
But if you kill her, Miley Cyrus would take her place!!
I feel like I can take her. Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus. Seriously. How hard can it be?
we kill both
Good idea! We’ll throw her to the lions, along with the Jonas Brothers.
YES.
WE CAN.
HOPE.
FOR.
A BETTER.
(I was thinking “oral sex”. Ah well.)
cough
BLOWJOB.
There, feel better Arthur? I could have said “PLANET”, “FUTURE”, or “MOUSETRAP”. But no, you had to come forth with a dirty mind.
If anybody is offended, just blame Arthur!
I thought that was a given. *Shrug*
If we’re destroying disney, can I take Nemo home as a pet?
i want mickey mouse
I don’t see why not. He doesn’t sing about how awesome high school is, therefore, he is not evil. fishnap away.
Only if you promise to care for him properly! And clean out his tank once a week!
While we’re throwing away animated pets, anyone want Bolt?
You can keep him. He can keep Nemo company.
no i want bolt(to eat micky mouse)
Anyone want any of the seven dwarfs?
Buy ‘em as a set for only £299.99
i wants snow wite
Ah, but Snow White doesn’t want you.
than ill abduct her with my TARDIS
Is it possible that you were all trying to refer to the Cuban revolution while chanting a slogan that is spelled more like the French one?
Viva la Revolución!
You Go Ressurect Che, I’ll get Lenin!
Onwards Comrades, Crush the Svoloch’s before us!
I vant dee captain’s daughter. …
if you dont know that its on disney channel
Gotcha
Damn your good at this Disney hunting
disney hunting?
Ahh, you’ve gone undercover. Clever Trevor
im serious WHAT IS IT???
Not only a loser, but a jerk.
*Checks off small box in Brewski’s logbook*
*Bearly squeezes*
*Emphatically squeezes*
I surely hope that’s his sister’s room … ‘cos if it isn’t he is marked for death.
Time is relative.
time for sex with your granny?
Stop bringing your fantasies around. No one wants to know where Daddy touched you.
don’t stop daddy
eeewww…
If it is his sister’s room, SHE’s marked for death. I find the Efron to be unacceptable, no matter your gender.
especially if you’re a tansvestite
“tansvestite”? Is this a change of your skin pigmentation?
Half white, half black. Also known as “harlekinsvestite”.
Oh, you mean like this?
(clickie)
If that guy has tits – yes.
that would be super if he did!
I sort of think it’s some random girl’s room because if you look into the mirror (Which you obviously can’t see your own reflection in), I think you’ll see some random green-and-white striped shirt. If you also so kindly look beside the the picutre, you’ll see something pink beside it hanging off of the clothes rack. Finally, underneath the picture are pieces of paper with drawings on them. The third one appears to be made by a girl…
You and your logic…. Precious, really.
Maybe he’s just really into Jebus
it’s his pap smear results
I would pop a nut, I mean cap, in his ass
And this is why parents invest in therapy.
your’s invested in it??? Did they take out a policy or something?
I did, ’twas the Glorious summer of ‘29 and the stock market had reached an all time high…
he really takes the “the” out of “psychotherapist”
*Snork!*
Well played, Granny!
ah thanks!
*squeeze!*
I mean tap
I mean *squeeze*.
*squeeze back!*
*covers backdoor*
You found someone to play with? S/He seems to like you! I foresee a marriage…
Only problem is the priest will most likely have a boner when he sees this kid
Catholic, I presume?
No catholic priests are not allowed to get boners!
he is FIRED
to quote a book I’m reading “people who have discovered God have the look of someone who never masturbates, but thinks about it constantly”
don’t read so much about it, just do IT!
masturbate or find God? Is there a difference?
the difference is deep within you!
I’ll find it! If its the last thing I do!
Safe bet!
well, that certainly explains all those old men who spend their time on the johnnie while looking at the pictures of Sarah Palin in People Magazine.
mmhmm. Sure you do.
And I thought the best thing about Mondays is the absence of trolls.
Wasn’t supposed to be a reply… Damn you, Monday!
Chavi is an attention-whore troll, that’s the kind that appears the most, I know’ve what i’m speaking!
Was actually replying to poster above you. But well done, thinking everything is about you.
Are you a troll or am I, or are we both, or else?
yes
I know you were, I figured out that you were unable to use the reply button. The thing is that you’re not welcome here, unless you stop insulting the regulars.
I’ll have a regular breakfast!
… Zac Efron’s a regular? In all seriousness, however… I’m not entirely sure whose honor you’re defending here… Your own, or that of “GrannyCatFlap” with whom I had meant to be joking… His opening line was, after all, something involving my having sex with my grandmother. But, ok…
Rest assured, Granny doesn’t need me for defence. In fact, you’re the one who needs protection if you try to play with our Granny.
Oh, and if you think your jokes towards Granny were funny: Nope.
Well, apart from meeting bad taste with bad taste, I can’t really figure out what I said that has you so up in arms. Sorry for offending, and all that. But as previously stated, it wasn’t my intent to do so… *offers plate of bewildered truce*
That was a half-truce!
Sorry, being beaten with the troll stick makes it a bit hard to whole-heartedly contribute.
make sure to wipe that grin from your smiley!
I can’t what with all this spiritual seeking going on
When they’re done with you, you’ll post this:
*Pat-pat SQUEEZE*
*squeeze*
After a weekend in the troll desert I’m not tolerant about more trolls.
Then join our noble Crusade to rid them from these lands!
I know, resisting the urge to feed them vitriol is really tough. I was lucky to come across a group of regulars when I popped in this weekend, but I wasn’t willing to risk my luck after that.
Yes, I was lucky on Saturday, too. But still, it’s like a drop in an ocean of stupidity.
WTF?! I scrolled through this morning’s fail and saw about 90% crap! I thought school was back in session? Did all the kids stay home sick today?
*Arthur squeeze*
*Brewsqueeze*
Dunno, but I don’t like it. Swineflu?
We need to stop this epidemic, NOW!! The fate of Failblog hangs in the balance.
Perhaps mandatory quarantine of affected children is in order. In a building without internet access. You know, to…um… prevent the spread of computer virus.
how can I help?
*squeeze!*
By telling all the regualrs that they’re actually “don’t know that I’m a Troll” Trolls!
Are you trying to annoy us, Tom? Please don’t.
Hey Granny! *squeeze*
Perhaps you can start a sex-education class for frustrated young boys. That might help the signal-to-noise ratio.
*hides under the bridge*
Could you also say: Please aren’t? (Sounds weird!)
Nooooo, not me, i’d never dare to try annoying people!
hahaha! will see what I can do
a Troll posting regularly is a regular too!
I want a new fail, this one’s used!
disney fail
haha
It’s pictures like these that make the world right! Morning all!
Mal!!
*Pounceandsqueeze*
He’s obviously been getting his gangsta tips from West Side Story.
Morning Mal!
aaahh, poor Charlie!
Morning! Good to see a friendly face in this scary neighborhood.
thank you, although you’ve never seen my face!
I was talking to Malicite, and I see his face every time he posts!
No, that’s Charlie’s face!
Morning all. A beautiful day, only 78 this morning we may stay below 105.
Celsius?!?
Yep. The lakes and streams tend to boil away, so it’s really nice when it stays below 100.
Because then it’s just the heat, not the humidity?
Exactly! Well, and second-degree burns.
*Snork!* I guess that’s why Cajun cooking involves things like Gumbo – in the summer, the water boils itself for you!
I roux the day it gets that hot.
Ha! Foodie joke!
Did he die?
homothug ftl
how unheterosexual of you to say that! go see granny for your daily spanking.
Hehe, these medieval ads are getting better yet:
Crush as many Orks as you can!
I think Google found out that the word Troll is used a bit too often on this blog, so they send us medieval roleplay ads where you can destroy Orks!
where do you fall out?
in Level 5, “full metal Wario”
may death wing burn you to death
WOAH. That is a boss Zefron poster.
I just googled 2012. Whoaaa, either there’s a lot of stupid people with phd’s around, or it will be the end of the world as we know it!
ONE ONE EIGHT!!
FOUR FOUR TWO!
THREE THREE THREE THREE!!!
FIRE!! FIRE!!!!
3-5-2
Happy Birthday Emp
Why is this down here? I clicked ‘reply’, failblog fail…. *sighs*
Oh, I thought you were suggesting a new football tactic. Would be a weak defence, though.
lol – it’s not twilight. It’s Zack Evron – and yes I feel guitly for knowing that!!
but what’s your opinion of vanessa?
Ah, i think that guy on the poster is the boy from twilight!
*Fresh plate of truce, this time with Jam…*
Chuck Norris says:
Never apologize if you don’t mean it!
And I say, I did mean it, or I wouldn’t have said it. If you’d like it a little clearer, I’ll repeat: I’m sorry to have offended anyone.
*takes a truce off plate*
Sorry I got that wrong, my mistake! What Chuck Norris actually says is:
Never apologize, even if you mean it!
As is his right.
who the f*$& cares about chuck norris?
…Chuck Norris.
…and his family.
…and his proctologist.
he must have some seriously strong fingers to parts those buns of steel
okay then!
… need somebody to love, want somebody to love…
do you think his urologist cares? or does he just turn his head and walk away?
wow update 68% damn firewall
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! He’s pretending to be so hardcore, but even the hardest gangsta has a soft spot for Zach Efron it seems.
a man who is soft needs to see his doctor.
“This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.”
there’s a double entendre in there somewhere… maybe I’ve not had enough coffee to spot it yet.
He’s just mean muggin’ like the picture.
Isn’t “Gangsta Fail” sort of redundant? Kind of like “Emo Crybaby”.
…and why is it a fail a gangsta having Zac Efron poster on his wall? Does it have a connoted meaning or something?
part of that boy band GANGSTA era, no doubt!
Not just gangsta, but Catholic gangsta.
Do you think our “lil’ homeboy” here knows that Rosary is not equal to “bling”?
Another thought: What if Zac Efron is really on his “hit list”? Or is that the Mafia?
I feel ashamed for the world that your post is the only one that mentioned the word Rosary. I thought that was the funniest part of the picture.
I have to agree, the Rosaries are the first thing I noticed x]
Double fail.
neither do i know the douche in the front nor the back…so is presume i won?
mtv hopper
awesome
Failblog fail.
He’s in some girl’s room, there are girl’s clothes in the mirror and a girly sticker on the mirror.
^ +1. People are so desperate to post fails. He probably is gangster because hes having sex at a young enough age where the girl posts mad pix of zefron in her room
Of course, he could simply have that gay a room…
wow! how many people here just talking about bullsh¡t lol so many kids in the yard
SHIFT IS THE NEW CAPS.
All of you guys are haters. It would not be uncommon for a macho-guy to have a girlfriend/sister/friend who likes Disney guys. A true tough guy wants his girl to be herself and not a poser.
Besides, BEAUTY IS POWER!!!
el oh el
Those crosses around his neck are a fail.
Douchebag win!
That is freaking awesome. Although I do love Zac Efron.
But I think its ok for women to think that… 18+ year old guys, not so much.
lol
amen! I <3 Zac too
He’s straight seventh letter.
lol that guy goez to my skool
ZOMG! Is that Zac Efron?!?!
I blame Twilight for this…
400th!
is that he can’t have zac efron in his wall xDDDD
He may be tough but the webcam is in his sister’s room LOL
POUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isn’t that Madonna’s outfit from “Like A Prayer”
there is another one on the right, next to the green shirt
Oh damn!
That is a boss Efron poster.
That is a very boss Zefron poster, I agree.
Ummm…. Is he wearing prayer beads? That’s just beyond Gangsta.
Ther’s another one farthere down XD This guy really likes Zac Efron!
GAY
It could have been someone elses room you know…
Laugh all you want, he is probably in the bedroom of the girl he just f*cked.
More like Gayngster…
It’s not gangsta or bling. It’s just a kid wearing a couple rosaries. hahaha. How about a fail for failblog.
He might be in a girl’s room, you can see girl clothing hanging in the mirror. Sorry to ruin an otherwise good fail.
Don’t even talk about my friend from YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/RuneScapeVersionII
He is the cool gangsta evah!
you know he is going to get the new grand theft auto gay lol
you know– im gay ^^
wanksta/wigger/cranksta
and look at the wonderful green striped blouse in the mirrors reflection
if you look carfully it looks like there is a bratz sticker on this retards mirror, so hes already gay, he should get along with all the inmates when hes older
“The picture is taken in his sister’s room, by his sister, right before he peed on her.” LMAO!
The background picture goes well with the fake jewels.
Wow…. not one…. but TWO Zach Efron Pictures. He actually combed through magazines to find a mirror image to place on the pillar opposite of the first.
Gangsters can has soft side too. X}
Oh no! A kid that doesn’t fall into a predefined pattern! He likes two different things! Fail!
gey
Why, look at that lovely Zac Efron picture in the backround, and damn look at what he’s wearing! I wouldn’t mess with that guy, he looks dangerous.
LOL, seriously…?
omg zac efron
zac fail “D
lols epic fail
We can’t all be wangsters
it could be the room of his sister .
Oh ya he a true thug.
Queer!
that there is a BOSS Zefron Poster.
(probably not the most original comment- but i said it anyway watcha gonna do about that)
Not gonna lie, this is a total fail. But it’s probably not the gaygnster’s room. There’s a girl’s shirt reflected in the mirror. But then again, it always could be his room… (: