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		<title>By: FrigidWolf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-993778</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FrigidWolf]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 05:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stewardess-&quot;Sir, do you need any h-&quot; Man-&quot; ME A LION&quot; Stewardess-&quot;I see...&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stewardess-&#8221;Sir, do you need any h-&#8221; Man-&#8221; ME A LION&#8221; Stewardess-&#8221;I see&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ROFLCOPTER</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-806093</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ROFLCOPTER]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hes tryin to look like a super lame space ranger?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hes tryin to look like a super lame space ranger?</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-766508</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Natural Selection at its finest...someone just needs to give him a little shove.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Natural Selection at its finest&#8230;someone just needs to give him a little shove.</p>
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		<title>By: TryedIt@Home</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-676726</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TryedIt@Home]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Pop-tard eater]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another Pop-tard eater</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-618177</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WILD BUIZEL APPEARED!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WILD BUIZEL APPEARED!</p>
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		<title>By: Sekss</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612025</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sekss]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLOWN?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CLOWN?</p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-596812</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder if it&#039;ll still work. If not, DARWIN AWARDS WIN!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if it&#8217;ll still work. If not, DARWIN AWARDS WIN!!!</p>
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		<title>By: lee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-594797</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is just after the hudson landing. i dont blame him for being scared/flustered, and putting it on wrong.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is just after the hudson landing. i dont blame him for being scared/flustered, and putting it on wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: bill</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-589015</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[maybe they just think he&#039;s all gangsta and s#!+]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe they just think he&#8217;s all gangsta and s#!+</p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-588786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Moomin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I miss Lunchbox.
I hope he and the rest of the firefighters are doing ok.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss Lunchbox.<br />
I hope he and the rest of the firefighters are doing ok.</p>
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		<title>By: StreakyTSC</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-588059</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[StreakyTSC]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe he should have listened to the pre-crash briefing more closely...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he should have listened to the pre-crash briefing more closely&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Путтин</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587975</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Путтин]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*With the help af a CIA water board]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*With the help af a CIA water board</p>
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		<title>By: lace wigs</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587866</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lace wigs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[when he got in the water, his legs were up in the air with his head in the water...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>when he got in the water, his legs were up in the air with his head in the water&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: KelsKels</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587639</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KelsKels]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[he&#039;s just trying to protect his beard]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he&#8217;s just trying to protect his beard</p>
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		<title>By: Jimster</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587618</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jimster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give the guy a break...he was just in a place crash!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Give the guy a break&#8230;he was just in a place crash!</p>
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		<title>By: rofailsie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587212</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rofailsie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*squeezes* I am so happy ^^]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*squeezes* I am so happy ^^</p>
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		<title>By: failinator</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587186</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[failinator]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[come to the next fail]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>come to the next fail</p>
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		<title>By: failinator</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587135</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[failinator]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[sorry to dissapoint you but im NOT gay]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sorry to dissapoint you but im NOT gay</p>
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		<title>By: biscuit0304</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587134</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[biscuit0304]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587134</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh yeah, that guy&#039;s a total douche! It&#039;s not like he just survived a plane crash or anything. Sometime you people can go a little too far....is anything sacred anymore. Let the poor guy have a moment without your criticism. I&#039;m sure the fact that he was alive was far more important to him than how he was wearing his life vest.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah, that guy&#8217;s a total douche! It&#8217;s not like he just survived a plane crash or anything. Sometime you people can go a little too far&#8230;.is anything sacred anymore. Let the poor guy have a moment without your criticism. I&#8217;m sure the fact that he was alive was far more important to him than how he was wearing his life vest.</p>
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		<title>By: Admiral Apparent</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587124</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Admiral Apparent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587124</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587120</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587120</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*observes a moment of silence for the firefighters in SoCal who have lost their lives trying to keep the fires under control*

*thinks about Lunchbox and hopes he&#039;s doing all right*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*observes a moment of silence for the firefighters in SoCal who have lost their lives trying to keep the fires under control*</p>
<p>*thinks about Lunchbox and hopes he&#8217;s doing all right*</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587114</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587114</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe they&#039;re playing charades and he&#039;s pretending to be Shakespeare?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe they&#8217;re playing charades and he&#8217;s pretending to be Shakespeare?</p>
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		<title>By: DuRêve</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587113</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DuRêve]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s ok, Katz. We all have some bad days. To tell the truth, I recall posting quite a rude comment in response to what I considered to be a racist fail long ago. Then I started reading the comments and understood that one is not supposed to take things too serious here because, after all, we&#039;re here to have fun.

And now, I shall dance a silly dance.

*Dances like snoopy while throwing cookies*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s ok, Katz. We all have some bad days. To tell the truth, I recall posting quite a rude comment in response to what I considered to be a racist fail long ago. Then I started reading the comments and understood that one is not supposed to take things too serious here because, after all, we&#8217;re here to have fun.</p>
<p>And now, I shall dance a silly dance.</p>
<p>*Dances like snoopy while throwing cookies*</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587111</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*sigh*

I&#039;ve been so spoiled by having the summer off.

:(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*sigh*</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been so spoiled by having the summer off.<br />
 <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: anonymouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587108</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s Bean! Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean! FAIL to any who don&#039;t recognize and give bean proprs.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Bean! Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean! FAIL to any who don&#8217;t recognize and give bean proprs.</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587107</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmmm I thought I would get more comments out of this one. 
Oh well I am off to bed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm I thought I would get more comments out of this one.<br />
Oh well I am off to bed.</p>
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		<title>By: Judy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587104</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Judy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we don&#039;t like the &quot;M&quot; word.  At all.
But you&#039;re OK.  It&#039;s not like it was a surprise or anything.  I knew it was coming.  *squeeze*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we don&#8217;t like the &#8220;M&#8221; word.  At all.<br />
But you&#8217;re OK.  It&#8217;s not like it was a surprise or anything.  I knew it was coming.  *squeeze*</p>
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		<title>By: Shadow</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587102</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shadow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mmmm... donuts... *drool*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mmmm&#8230; donuts&#8230; *drool*</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587100</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s not his d1ck you are looking at.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s not his d1ck you are looking at.</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587099</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587099</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think it&#039;s all about the &#039;m&#039; word. 

♪Girls just wanna have fun♪
*Hops in Barbie jeep and makes donuts*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s all about the &#8216;m&#8217; word. </p>
<p>♪Girls just wanna have fun♪<br />
*Hops in Barbie jeep and makes donuts*</p>
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		<title>By: Shadow</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587097</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shadow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why would you bouncing around make anyone sad? It would make me laugh provided you did it vigorously enough. :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would you bouncing around make anyone sad? It would make me laugh provided you did it vigorously enough. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587096</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587096</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*facepalm*
*runs to drugstore to buy some protection*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*facepalm*<br />
*runs to drugstore to buy some protection*</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587094</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[:cry: I didn&#039;t wanna make anyone sad.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif' alt=':cry:' class='wp-smiley' />  I didn&#8217;t wanna make anyone sad.</p>
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		<title>By: fuzz  on the concept</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587093</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fuzz  on the concept]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you mean, &quot;yo, yo, yo da boat&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you mean, &#8220;yo, yo, yo da boat&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: fuzz  on the concept</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587092</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fuzz  on the concept]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[can we expect the pitter patter of little sweetie sweet tea sweet potato pies?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can we expect the pitter patter of little sweetie sweet tea sweet potato pies?</p>
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		<title>By: fuzz  on the concept</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587091</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fuzz  on the concept]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[are you making your bangs jingle jangle bangle?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>are you making your bangs jingle jangle bangle?</p>
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		<title>By: Judy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587090</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Judy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re not making me feel any better about my weekend ending, Jenny....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re not making me feel any better about my weekend ending, Jenny&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587089</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[♪Just another manic Monday...♪

*tries to dance around but is really just bouncing up and down and tossing her hair a lot*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>♪Just another manic Monday&#8230;♪</p>
<p>*tries to dance around but is really just bouncing up and down and tossing her hair a lot*</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587085</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587085</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[♪Little town - full of little people waking up to say...♪
 Oh my god you killed Dilly!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>♪Little town &#8211; full of little people waking up to say&#8230;♪<br />
 Oh my god you killed Dilly!</p>
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		<title>By: Shadow</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587084</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shadow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587084</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Awwww...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awwww&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587083</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someone Nicer than Jenny...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587083</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yep. Sugary Sam fell in love with Lady Lipton.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep. Sugary Sam fell in love with Lady Lipton.</p>
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		<title>By: teh shark Beast at teh Beauty feast</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587074</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[teh shark Beast at teh Beauty feast]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;b&gt;&lt;code&gt;&quot;O Dilly Belle,&quot; said teh land sharker,
&quot;We&#039;ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?&#039;
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
He&#039;d eaten every crumb.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><code>"O Dilly Belle," said teh land sharker,<br />
"We've had a pleasant run!<br />
Shall we be trotting home again?'<br />
But answer came there none--<br />
And this was scarcely odd, because<br />
He'd eaten every crumb.</code></b></p>
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		<title>By: cknarf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587072</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cknarf]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587072</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A wild Buizel appeared!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A wild Buizel appeared!</p>
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		<title>By: teh shark Beast at teh Beauty's door</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587071</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[teh shark Beast at teh Beauty's door]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587071</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&lt;b&gt;&lt;code&gt;Beast: [suavely] It would give me great pleasure...
 if you would join me for dinner.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><code>Beast: [suavely] It would give me great pleasure...<br />
 if you would join me for dinner.</code></b></p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587070</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dilettante]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587070</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You two should get married and hang yourselves.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You two should get married and hang yourselves.</p>
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		<title>By: teh book loan shark</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587069</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[teh book loan shark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587069</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&lt;b&gt;&lt;code&gt;Best. Reference librarian. Ever.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><code>Best. Reference librarian. Ever.</code></b></p>
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		<title>By: chez</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587068</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chez]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587068</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thar she!..... nope, just another manic monday.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thar she!&#8230;.. nope, just another manic monday.</p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587067</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dilettante]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Delicious human brains? I hope the sharks don&#039;t have frickin&#039; lasers attached to their heads, too...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Delicious human brains? I hope the sharks don&#8217;t have frickin&#8217; lasers attached to their heads, too&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587065</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dilettante]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587065</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All you need to know is my favorite Dewey Decimal System call number is 021, baby.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All you need to know is my favorite Dewey Decimal System call number is 021, baby.</p>
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		<title>By: fluffy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/30/life-jacket-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-587064</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=24185#comment-587064</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Zombie sharks wanting the big brains?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zombie sharks wanting the big brains?</p>
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