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Picture by: Kenneth Bouman, 2009. Submitted by: kmb11994 via Fail Uploader
my first time to be first…
second!
I am still waiting when i’ll be first.
You will one day lad, you will one day…
Until then, you stay under that bridge and scare the Billy Goats Gruff.
And Dora the Explorer
que? I must say my Dora the Explorer knowledge bank is quite limited. Is there a troll under a bridge?
Of course, it’s common Knowledge
I don’t know. Check the map.
Check the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the map. It’s the maaaaap!!!
¡El Mapa!
Your voice will deepen, you will notice hair growing in places that you now want to put on girls *or guys-I’m not here to judge* and you will probably have acne. Then, only then, will you be first.
Wide and loud. Just like your mom.
It looks like it said wipe loud, as if there is any other way to wipe
My, my, what noisy spelling.
He’s certainly macking a racket.
*carefully removes c from “making”*
*Puts c back*
It’s punnier that way.
Joe the Plumber drives them.
♪ Hey now bulldog
dont you rush in
with your eyes wide. . . ♪
It’s certainly wide, how do we know it isn’t loud as well?
I don’t suppose that truck is sneaking away with a house….
my first time to be second
your first time to fail.
I highly doubt it.
maybe he wanted to warn others about a wide load and loud engine…
looks like it says “wipe loud”
You mean, with sand paper?
*Grits teeth*
I do not knead to know.
Might make for a smoother ride.
Fine, tell me how it went.
He’s hauling my wife?????
(Oh god, I’m glad she doesn’t read Failblog!!!)
admission win
Say hello to Mr. Flibble for me.
you smeghead…
*head steams up*
no its my x husband HA fat git
You had to have her.
Say it loud, I’m wide and I’m proud
Still a bit too narrow — I can’t hear you.
I said you are surrounded! Unloud your weapon and exit the vehicle with your hands over your ears!
*Tips hat to PlainBlandMan*
A mute testimony to my lack of scrolling.
Fael, lol
Disleixa Wins again?
Disleixa? Is that the Polish version of Disneyland?
It’s Ukranian, you muppet!
So sorry. I always get my Eastern European themepark rip-offs mixed up.
It’s a common problem. Now I’m off to N POJĘCIE Studios
I’m sure Chernobyl could become a theme park of some sort…
Don’t forget to visit the WESOŁE MIASTECZKO!
The Pripyat Fairground?
Dont forget to ride the Gamma Ray Roller Coaster!
Guy1: WOOOO! THIS IS SO FUN!! WOOO!!!
Guy2: YEAH I KNOW WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
-byoooo-
Guy 1: why the F*** are we on mars?
Lesdyxia, sillies. *rolls eyes*
That sign really shouts a message at me
It’s the law. You have to do this whenever you transport Perez Hilton from one location to another.
Or in the case of Wide Load, Rosie O’Donnell.
Or, in this case (Wide Loud), Rush Limbaugh.
???
Eh…I don’t exactly get what’s so wide (sized) about him, unless you mean wide-rightwing.
I thought he looks pretty portly. Has he lost weight, recently?
I dunno, I google imaged him (cuz him being a radio guy, I don’t see him really), and he didn’t look THAT obese.
Maybe you were thinking of Michael Moore?
I dunno, I google !maged him (cuz him being a radio guy, I don’t see him really), and he didn’t look THAT obese.
Maybe you were thinking of Michael Moore?
Nesting fail.
Huh. He looks pretty wide in photos I’ve seen of him. Never mind.
Sort of a bit chubby wide, or full blown John Prescott-own-gravitational-field wide?
John Prescott! That was who I was thinking of. I’m surprised whole planets don’t orbit around him.
They do.
In about 27 years, the Andromeda Galaxy will land on him.
I love that he claims to be Bullimic
Yeah, but only the eating too much half, not the throwing-it-all-up-again-and-losing-lots-of-weight half.
Bullimia-Nervosa-Amnesia
Oooh! Who wants to eat a mixture of apple sauce and yogurt pudding now?
Ooh, me! Me!
Last to barf is a rotten hag!
Radio people always use outdated photos of themselves.
I’m deaf what does that say?
WIDE LOUD!!!
Volume voluminous!
Yeah, thats it, the guy transportng it must have been told he had to display a sign if it`s over a certain volume. Problem solved, next?
If you do not have a permit then you are not Aloud to transport sounds.
“dear sir–you are in violation of the noise ordinance–please to install muffler promptly”
*snicker*
*kitka*
*Chunky*
*Chuckles*
Did you make an occidental high note there BFF?
I’m sure anyone who’s gonna live in that won’t notice.
And we meet again….
…And I’m having some issues right now.
Then call the Janitors’ Union.
We are obliged to help anyone in need.
*hides from janitors*
*janitor finds sato715*
Though they do say Limbaugh is a giant ball of gas.
Maybe it`s a “Banksy on trailer-trash” thing?
Unlikely really.
VERY VERY LOUD!
Now with surround sound.
It’s wide! I’ts loud!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRosZWvcxbA
MAN OF TWO FEATURES!
Hehehe…
Good day, Alice
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
What the hell is Party Of 5?
Uh…party of 5eagles?
I’m not sure what you are talking about.
Me neither!!!!!
All I know is that I feel FANTASTIC!!!
Maybe a party of five is a party that starts off with a…HIGH FIVE!!!
*high fives Alice*
*high fives Halifax and Alice*
Good morning Halifax. *squeeze and another high five*
*squeeze halifax and shadow and alice last (twice) and high fives everyone*
this is deja vu i swear ive seen this somewhere before
Party of 5… as in the TV show from the 80’s?
Hello party of five eagles is here
If you would like to take a seat at the bar, we will be seating your party momentarily.
Yes I will thanks you, oh and hey Sammy do you know the special is today?
Monkey Love on a Stick with Potatoes au Vicar and for dessert pie you can’t poke…and do not laugh we are serious
Isn’t that the time to call up local law enforcement to make sure it’s rigged up properly? If they can’t use proper signage and have to resort to spray paint on plywood, that makes me very suspicious of their competence and execution.
No, that’s the time to take a picture and hope you get to see the loud slide off the truck and hit a Miata.
Shedload with a-peal.
heh … and a flatbed with a not-so-sharp sign
Hee! On a broadway track with baroque notation.
Now appearing on the great wide way with a badly scripted audition.
“Wipe Loud”??
He screams like Peter Griffin when he wipes?
He should see a doctor about that.
Preparation H does feel good —on the whole.
I stil miss spelling.
You’re still Tori Spelling?
Its a Wide variety of Loud sounds.
LOUD NOISES!!!
Wipe loud and wipe PROUD!
First!
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894) was an American physician, professor, lecturer and author. Regarded by his peers as one of the best poets of the 19th century, he is considered a member of the Fireside Poets. His most famous prose works are the “Breakfast-Table” series, which began with The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table (1858). Born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Holmes was educated at Phillips Academy and Harvard College. He began writing poetry at an early age; one of his most famous works, “Old Ironsides”, was published in 1830. Following training at the prestigious medical schools of Paris, Holmes was granted his M.D. from Harvard Medical School in 1836. He taught at Dartmouth Medical School before returning to teach at Harvard and, for a time, served as dean there. During his long professorship, he became an advocate for various medical reforms and notably posited the then-controversial idea that doctors were responsible for carrying puerperal fever from patient to patient. Holmes retired from Harvard in 1882 and continued writing poetry, novels and essays until his death in 1894. Surrounded by Boston’s literary elite—which included friends such as Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, and James Russell Lowell—Holmes made an indelible imprint on the 19th century literary world. Holmes’s writing often commemorated his native Boston area, and much of it was meant to be humorous or conversational. Holmes also coined several terms that are now popular, including “anesthesia” and “Boston Brahmin”
I am sorry to inform you that you have exceeded the maximum amount of words that I am willing to read on FB in a single post on a Saturday.
If I recall Alice has always been both informative and wordy. I like her.
and hot in that wierd way that animated women sometimes are.
I agree with 5 eagles abd HellHathNoFury.
Ouch!
“It’s this place. It’s that thing around your neck. I could help a bit. I could carry it for a while… Share the loud!”
dooog aingnrom lla.
Actually correct – the muffler fell off about 20 miles back.
Maybe the truck uses an unmuffled Jake brake, and they wanted to put two warnings on one sign?
Maybe the axles are really squeaky
*squeak squeak*
The squeaky ass…axle gets the oil.
They spelt ‘fail’ wrong…
Really? I hadn’t noticed
Really? I did.
Oh, your good at this
I agree.
True. They should have spelt it ‘fuil’ for it to make sense, what they’ve done is gibberish.
C`mon!!! new fail pic please………
Well, wouldn`t you think someone working for fail could spell fail…that is no joke!
Say it loud, I’m wide I’m proud.
^ a take off from a James Brown song for all you honkeys out there
THAT’S RACIST!!!!!
Who do you think produced his music?
*not me, but, you know*
Fuzz said that up there ^^ already.
Bet he bought it at a hugh garage sale. Because all the hugh(s) had been sold.
Shout, shout, let it all out….
…As long as everything is safe and sound.
no
He must be republican.
such sign speaks loudly of their lack of literacy
Typical americans.
Yeah, inventing the internet and sharing with opposing countries so that you can use it to make fun of us. What a bunch of idiots.
If there were a comma there, I would think these people were towing my mother-in-law
oh wow
you’re telling me!
Get her a belly rings and you can use it to pull her away from the buffet table….(Larry the Cable Guy…sort of)
…I don’t get it ๏̯͡๏
“Wide Loud,” huh? SHUT UP!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!
I like how the “fail” is “WIDE LOAD” when they can’t even spell Fail in the first place…
psssst hey Mac that is the fail, the spelling is the fail,the loud is the fail,the truck is the fail, to ya get it?
A fail to see a fail.
He faeled loudly.
maybe they spelled it wrong purposefully to make a point. Quite Funny tho.
Sorry… but I don’t get it ^^ xD
*Janitor’s Union’s lead janitor explains the fail*
Wide loud? SCREAM! Let’s sing out loud. *sings loudly with the rest “Let it Be.” chorus*
Let it be, let it be,
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be.
ha ha ha,, he is mixing the voice with width, don’t you understand…………..
Graduation Fail uhm… I meant gradiation Fial
How do you wipe loudly? I mean, I just– (sighs) never mind.
what does LOUP mean???
Gues there’s no spiel checker with srpay paint
looks like the way people spell where i’m from!
They could have just put an American Flag instead.
So, there’s that sign that fell off my ass!
… And the sign is duct taped on…
Wide Loud?
I think they have my ex-wife in that vehicle!
they spelled fail wrong?
fael=fail?
spelling fail on the failed picture!
they did it on purpose because load is spelled wrong
Maby i will!!!!!
Fael???!!!!!
WTF