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Oh give me a home, where the note don’t romove…
I love you.
Sitting down a tree
*plays banjo*
WIN for the person who removes it =))
You gotta mighty purty face.
HALLO!
Duly noted.
♪♫ … won’t you jump in the game? ♪♫
(When you romove my brain screams out this song)
lol coment fail
Comment, mon cheerio?
Coment allez-vous? I’m off to catfight this Hi person. If that IS his real name.
Now, now, don’t get your kitty parts in a fight or flea situation –
Hi is prolly just another art lover, ma cherie amour qui vient.
♫Oh, Cherie Amour, un joli petit que j’adore
Tu es la seule fille de mon coeur bat pour
Comment je souhaite que vous le mien ont été
La la la la la la
La la la la la la♪
hee … here’s another wonderment
mon chouchou des couscous
mon chouchou des couscous ? >> This is an epic fail too =)
My life is average.
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy…
Weird Al for the win!
Indeed.
♫…where the zombies and trolls play.♫
oh zombie trolls…
that’s two fails spelt mangment wrong and the notice removal
And now you have failed to spell management also.
lol @ guido
Comment WIN. Can’t help but feel that you one of the ‘regular’ failbloggers could’ve come up with a far wittier remark though…
Bah. Lose the ‘you’.
and the word “remove” at the bottom
It was clearly an abbreviation, and suspicious is the only typo
*facepalm*
*romoves Tkabil from the Dean’s List*
*adds Tkabil to Suspicous Persons List*
*adds sultanas to the suspicouscous*
*slivers almonds with intent*
*dates dilettante with a libidinous subconscious*
*adds 2 cups of water to flour mixture*
*stirs well to make a soft dough, forms a ball, lets rise in warm place for one hour*
Is there going to be pain?
Au perhaps levain?
pain au levain! oui!
*ouinces from pain*
2 spelling mistakes – you forgot romove.
ILL RIP IT OFF ANYWAY LOOOOOOOOL
I would like to know what this notice said before mangmt got involved
murked
please god, give me a gun, so i can kill myself and join you…
hans klok is a fail on it’s own…..
I swear to your Non-suspicouity that I shall never romove this notice again!
Whatever the hell that means!
sounds suspicous and cous-cous
Hmm… I should’ve read on before the comment up there ^^. The exercise left some more leaner.
Lean on me, when you’re not strong
And I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on and on
For, it won’t be long,’Til I’m gonna need
a Dr to help me with my coo-coo crazy ways
Quick, grab the butterfly net!
*Janitor listens and cleans the floor*
Sometimes you feel like a note…
… and sometimes you sound like a nut.
(I was referring to the author of the notice —
who apparently can’t even spell “:” )
lol, remember when that noob misspelled “typo”?
That was a wonderment. Many noobs knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
“Oh we HAVE to get these two together”
Are you the keymaster?
Yes. Actually I’m a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
ZUUL?!?!?!?!
Tell him about the Twinkie…
…What about the Twinkie?!
We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Nimble li’l minx, isn’t she?
She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and because she sleeps above her covers… four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!
So, she’s a dog.
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Of course you forget, Dragon. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
dilly, the sponges migrated about a foot and and a half.
Hey, does this pole still work??
*wheeeeeeeeeeeee!*
Anybody need an extra “and”?
Judy, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. I’ll be in my office.
You gotta try this pole. I’m gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.
I think this building should be condemned.
If you notice this notice you will notice this notice is not worth noticing at all.
I’ll be sure to note that
Meh. It didn’t say anything of note.
I noticed your here. *squeeze*
I have to romove myself soon, but check out my MS – good news!
*you’re. Not much sleep…
*makes note of the conversation while in hiding*
Arthur…would you PLEASE get a Facebook page so we can be privy to your news???
…Or you could just tell us. Please???
*puss-in-boots-eyes*
*spooky sounds*
Come to MySpace, Dragon, come!
Hmmm, sounds like the dark side is beckoning with photos and stories rather than cookies this time!
*nods*
*Folds arms*
*Turns nose up and looks away*
No thank you. Hmmph.
By the way, Arthur, what’s the news?
*Curiosity gets best of him*
*Sends Arthur a friend request*
Oops. Which one was it?
It may have come up as “Jefferson Steelflex”
are you any relation to …
Crunch Buttstake
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Blast Thickneck
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody, and
Big McLargehuge?
How about Lance Uppercut? Or Rock Strongo?
Peter Goodenhaard
*snork!*
I post this video more than the one of Zorby. Do you think Zorb knows I cheat on him?
‘Tis a short, sad story behind that…
A Qwaz appears …
whadufuh are you talking about
and is it still Friday evening where you are? Hm??
I’m taking an extended friday
. No friends this weekend apparently.
Tell me your short, sad story, Qwazzie?
It goes a little something like this:
A few weeks ago, in a house a couple miles away…
There was a young Qwaz and some friends in a kitchen, Chatting about nothing in particular. Quite suddenly, a mad seven year old dashes into the kitchen with eyes full of evil! Prodding Qwaz’s shoulder, he gives a cry: “Jefferson Steelflex! You’ve got poison ivy!”
This came off as strange to Qwaz and company, so for the rest of the night; poor, dome headed Qwaz was referred to as “Jefferson Steelflex,” and it stuck.
Qwaz never retracted poison ivy, and to this day, no one knows where the name’s from.
The End.
I love this story.
Oh, and DON’T PEE IN THE WOODS, kids, I got poison ivy somewhere absolutely terrible on myself.
Now I can contract my “whadufuh”.
If there were pictures it could be in kindergarten classes across the country.
What, you never redacted poison ivy, fuzzy?
If there were pictures, maybe I could re-touch some things for you.
Oh my…
*for some reason forgets all about the poison ivy*
(yes! she will be mine, she will be all calamine)
NOooooooooooooooooo!!!
I refuse. I love my Facebook and have absolutely no desire to do the myspace thing.
Well…okay, the lure of photos and stories has sparked a wee little bit of desire, but not enough to actually do anything about it.
(Pssst…Arthur…I have pics of my tattoos up on my facebook page. *wicked grin*)
I thought MySpace and Facebook are pretty much the same thing? Or is there some initiation ritual that I’m unaware of?
Apparently, Facebook is more exclusive.
Tee hee! The way I like to think of it is Facebook is slightly more professional (if you want it to be) and definitely more private, especially when you join certain networks.
I think the main difference is the demographic differences. Facebook is much more an adult environment for people interested in finding old friends, making new ones, and establishing connections with people. I’ve had people I went to kindergarten with find me on Facebook. My mom is on Facebook, for heaven’s sake.
My understanding of the Myspace crowd is that it’s primarily populated by a bunch of narcissistic teenagers who create pages to post their emo poetry and favorite bands on. And the occasional hunky German guy who’s too cool for words.
But I could be wrong about this.
…And a tad more hackable
Bearly! If you’re on Facebook, send me a friend invite! Just search for “Dragonwriter”.
Done!
Forgive me if I don’t friend you, Dragon… my parents have a slight rule against me friending people I’ve never met in real life.
It’s all for the best, I suppose.
I see. But to be honest, I don’t really care for anyone on MS except my added friends from FB. I decline all other requests and whatnot without ever looking at them. The word “hackable” does concern me, though.
Well, in my experience, you’re really only in danger on Facebook if you accept every single app request that comes across your notice box. Facebook, when all is said and done, is everything Myspace aspires to be.
When you’re 15, this is a good rule to have. I think we are all with your parents on this one, Shadow.
I know. I am too, actually. Before Failblog, really the only people I cared to talk to were my family and people I go to school with. And I can always talk to you guys here on Failblog, so I’m not too terribly chuffed up about it.
Agreed, Bearly. And…GOTCHA! Woo!
And Arthur, a bunch of us are on Facebook…I think I have ten or twelve regulars as friends there. I’ve often wished that you and the Moomin and that gang would move over to Facebook. It’s really much safer and a more dignified platform.
Soon to be eleven or thirteen, in case that helps Arthur decide to get an account.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
In case you were still wondering: My best friend gave birth to a healthy girl this morning! That makes me the godfather – again.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
*pops the champagne*
That’s wonderful news.
*bigcuddlehugsqueeze*
Congrats! *raises wine glass, appropriately filled with sparkling cider*
To Arthur! To the new little one!
*clink*
Wooohooo! Congrats to you and your friends!!
*HUGS!*
*GLUG Glug Glug…*
˙ǝɔɐdsʎɯ uıoɾ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,upıp ǝʍ ‘puɐ
Thanks! I’ve been smiling all day, even though I didn’t get much sleep. But who cares?
*squeezes all*
Oh, and it seems that I have a new friend: A young jaybird which is incredibly trustful. I hand-fed him and he even jumped on my hand and knee. Amazing!
*starts playing Disney music*
*looks at Arthur expectantly*
Well…! Aren’t you going to burst into song now??
*Mouth full of orange*
*Vague, Raspy voice*
This is truly beautiful…
A Disney song? Which one? (Remember, all movies are translated here. I may not know the song in English. Well, possibly not even in German.)
Just the general idea. Characters in Disney movies who have birdies land on their fingers always burst into song!
*snork*
Very true! I should have thought about that. Next time maybe, I think I’ll see him more often from now on. He loves our kitchen! And the bread I gave him. Strawberries – not so much.
Heehee! That’s too cute! Reminds me of what happened when I got my cat
We were at the Willamette Humane Society, and we were looking for a new kitty to replace the one I had just lost.
We were thinking about getting this little calico kitty, but she decided she didn’t like us much and took a swipe at my (then) just-turned-5 year old little bro when he tried to pet her.
So… we moved along. My mom noticed this cute little black cat, then just under a year old, sitting on a fuzzy floating shelf near the ceiling, so she petted(?) him a bit, and he came down and started snuggling up to her.
Once he was down and she was finished, I started to pet him, whereupon he reached up with his front paws and climbed onto my shoulder, like an adorable little fuzzy bird. We named him Shadow, which is incidentally where my FB name comes from.
Clicky for a pic-y.
Cute cat!
What amazes me the most is that jaybirds usually are very shy(?) and always keep a safe distance to humans (my mom told me so and therefore it’s true!). This one doesn’t. My gf and I met him the first time in our kitchen where he was playing around. He wasn’t intimidated at all by those huge two-legged creatures with teeth and all that. I hope he is a bit more careful with our neighbors cats!
The difference in formats, Facebook is safer, and better laid out in my opinion, and generally more polished…. Plus, Facebook is frequented by everybody. MySpace seems to consist almost entirely of 13-year-olds who couldn’t spell the word dictionary if they had one open to the correct page in front of them.
You mean dicitionary?
Well, yes, but that type of humor tends to be above your average thirteen year old.
Anonymous also hacked every myspace
Come to MySpace? And join the horde of crazed DBZ fans, failed musicians, and 3 people who’s profiles I’d actually care about?
I think not. I’ll stick with Facebook.
+1. Myspace=social notworking. I killed my account a while back.
I just noticed that you noticed that somone will notice this notice that is not worth noticing at all.
I hadn’t noticed.
In summary, “Take No Notice”.
*Snork!*
But…if I take no notice of the notice, then I’ll have no reason not to take the notice!
So I would take no notice and take notice at the same time by means of the same action.
*universe asplodes*
*hears BFF screaming and running out of the room in the distance, waving his arms*
There goes the space-time continuum again.
*sigh*
I have… 5 dollars… 63 cents… and a bus pass.
Strange, there are no public buses out here.
I have… ehm… *opens wallet*
A Target® gift card with approx. $4.00 left on it, a movie ticket stub for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, $9.00 in ones, 93 cents in pennies and dimes, a school ID card, and a recently acquired driver’s permit. If we pool our money we just might be able to buy a some food from McDonald’s before all of creation breaks down permanently.
I’ve got a five, my learner’s permit, a GameStop EDGE card with nothing on it, two gift cards to a bookstore not in my area, and the receipt for my college textbooks.
I Got 5 Bucks,A Library Card, A School I.D Card,A Game Crazy MVP Card,And A Game Crazy Disc Buffing Card. So Thats All i Got. Oh And A Powells 1$ Gift Card And A One Free Meal Gift Card.
And a spazzy shift key, I don’t know how you’ve been keeping this up. Or why.
*Assumes “Scale” hand positions*
Save all creation… Go get a McDouble…
Ultimate hero… Ultimate tastiness…
McDonalds it is.
I’m lovin’ it.
Smile.
*through clenched teeth* Can I stop now?
Yeah, sure, take five.
*Goes off to trailer*
I have a sudden urge to put up notices advising people not to take down my notice.
Is the Fail the minor spelling error, or the sheer boneheadedness of posting a sign for the sole purpose of telling someone not to remove the sign?
its both you jerk
..::This sign must be removed at all costs::..
*janitor watches closely while cleaning the floor*
Damn, there on to me…
*jantor feels like there is something wrong is going on*
*janitor will mind his own buisness if he wants to live*
You saw nothing, Mkay?
*looks* I saw nothing and I heard nothing *looks away and continues cleaning*
their, their
Excellent, now I can continue with Operation Pravus
*janitor gasps*
Ha! I knew it!
*shoots Janitor with Discombobulator Ray*
*all the of the other janitors were notified* Lets get em!
It’s too late! by now our agents are stealing all the candy from all the babies in the Tri-County area!
*Janitors’ Union is now notified and now more janitors are locked and loaded and ready to fight*
Unions eh? I summon….
MARAGRET THATCHER!!
erm… MARGARET..
*Janitors’ Union’s lead janitor summons all aeons from all Final Fantasy games*
Ha, thats nothing against the Tatcher Police Regime!
Get ‘em Lads!
*Summon zombietroll armies (good guy ones) to fight*
Erm.. Thatcher…
In that case..
BEOWULF, I CHOOSE YOU!
*Summons (good guy) Zombietroll version of Thatcher*
*summons zombietroll version of Beowulf*
*Nukes Everyone Concerned & summons Radioactive Zombie Raptors to mop up the remains*
You didn’t know we have janitor space colonies on each planet in each galaxy.
I summon… wait… Shiva, you backstabber!
Quis Purgo Ipos Latus?
It looks like this notice is on an elevator door, betcha 5 bucks it gets scraped off when the door opens.
Are all pandas goth due to the heavy black eye makeup?
*Gasp*
They’re Lutheran!
I should have known! Lutherans love bamboo!
So, someone’s been removing a notice of a notice not to remove the notice? and how many times have they done this? Maybe they should just stop putting up the notice…
I wonder what the first notice said.
So I can’t ROMOVE it…. I’ll just remove it.
*cuts off a tag from a mattress while she’s at it* ohhh so evil.
You’ve vandalised your bed now sleep in it?
I’ve sneaked up behind the Moomin, so now I’ll SQUEEEEEZE it!
and you notice maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(sorry had to add that)
you misspelled mangmt
(sorry had to mangle)
Janitor must be running outta paper.
*janitor mutters* Darn you pranksters.
janitor, “Hhmm…where is the poster”
Hey Shadow! Sence You Always Talk About the Janitors How ‘Bout You Have Your Name Changed Into”The Janitor”?
Do you like this one?
Or this one
Does anyone like these names?
Intial STS&J&WF
Cool, Calm and Collect Shadow. The three C’s.
*Gives Shadow a Cookie spiked with Tranq*
…
Unintentional pun up there.
Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 Shadow?
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
What I want to know is what the notice said before it was removed for the first time. ???
This incospicuoyuious notice must not be romoved?
“Do not remove this notice” – obviously!
*notice falls off* I honestly didnt touch that. I wont die will I?
*flies through window and accidently knocks over rosie* sorry
*hears sudden smash and finds self on floor* ummm… don’t worry. it’s ok, I am so clumsy I probably would have fallen down eventually..
Is this like the shirts that say “please do not read my shirt”?
*reads shirt*
Do whatever you want. Just don’t, god forbid, romove his shirt.
Or her shirt. Covering all the bases here.
Chez is male. Not to worry.
It does make you wonder what the original notice that was romoved was, though, doesn’t it?
Ah. Scrolling and reading other comments fail. I just can’t bring myself to do that today, it seems.
S’okay. I can’t seam to spoel corektly either. Maybe it’s just something about the weekneds.
I dont think I know how to (doesnt know how to do italics) romove shirts… O.o
Use less than and greater than signs with i in the middle at the beginning and /i at the end of what you want italicized.
[i]Like this[/i] but with “>” and “<" in the opposite order.
Just refer folks here for answers to questions, Bearly. Much quicker and easier!
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Thanks, Dragon! I’ll have to bookmark that… (Computer changes over the weekend… so annoying!)
[i] Thanks very much ^^ [/i]
I was not sure whether it was or [] and didn’t want to look silly.
*facepalm* I fail…
No! Now you are all askew!!
EEEK! Am I normal now? D:
Very much so.
*relaxes* good good
<– right way up smile.
Your smile seems to be upside down.
Mrs. Merkel?
*snork*
Were you normal before?
As normal as a girl born with five eyes can be… *sniffs*
It’s the little quirks which make us love you.
And can she still play piano?!
She finally said it!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
/Pee Wee
Um, not safe for kindergarteners…
lol, total nesting fail. That was supposed to be down there somewhere, if you get my drift.
Fail! Up, up!
*cries*
*stamps FAIL on dilly’s head*
Don’t worry…it’s not indelible ink. THIS time.
*looks in the mirror*
What does “LIAF” mean?
*wanders off to break the internet again*
Duh! It means I liaf you!!
*stamps LIAF on Dilly’s forehead*
This one is permanent, sweetie.
*smooch*
I LIAF Dilly, too. *squeeze*
*feels the LIAF and returns it tenfold*
Rosie is working on her obliques.
Indeed I am. *nods pretending to know what that is*
I am hearing music in my ears which doesn’t exist, is this bad?
It’s fine, just don’t fall in the oubliette…
… and don’t let anyone strain your muscles situated
in a slanting position, not transverse or longitudinal …
or pluck your alouette …
*plumerais*
You Did Fail
Thanks for telling me what I already know.
My best mates have actually nicknamed me Rofailsie, a nickname which I have grown to love that would make a good screen name
A rosie by any other screen name….
Well I should be the same Rosie
Or I may be letting something fly over my head here… :/
I’m just playin’ with Shakespeare’s playin’ with that “what’s in a name” concept.
Oh, fuzz, you’re such a charmer.
ROFLsie
Hmm… Just like web design.
*looks blankly at this whole thread* looks like I got some learning to do. O.O
Not in the slightest, chez
Double fail- “romove”
This sentence is false. So I did not write the previous sentence.
The following sentence is False
The previous sentence is True
Paradox Inc. slogan reads: “There is no slogan for our company”.
*fire fighter slogan* “We burn you out before you burn us out”
I see the Fail, he short-handed Managment
Well done Jacob! Do you want a cookie? *offers cookie*
Nice
Funny stuff. That’s about as useless as I am.
Yay! just made my account
You Did? Thats Great! NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
THOU SHALL STAEL TEH NOTE!!!!
Whoever is removing the note won’t get in trouble for romoving it.
Unless the janitor sees.
When the actions become (self-)aware, does that mean that the person who romoved the note is about to be Terminated?
Ooooh, I’m glad I scrolled down, Bearly! You beat me to it!
*squeezie*
I’m glad someone caught that little bit of grammatical gymnastics.
I caught Terminator 2 on TV last night, and couldn’t resist the comment.
*Big squeeze*
And I am so glad to see you here today! I haven’t visited the weekend fails much, but I’m procrastinating today – what a wasteland!
They usually are. Most of our good friends are off doing other things on the weekends. The kids hang around a lot, and the trolls come out in force, so we usually just let them have the run of the place.
Come with me if you want to live!
Get out!
Get out NOW!
The cranky holodeck engineer must be part Romulan.
disgruntled spellcheckers at work
Do not remove this notice. We are serious. :[
Well, removing it is ok, but romoving it isn’t. We are serious about that. :[
Hey Bearly. *squeeze*
Totally OT, but guess what?
Thank goodness you have to be under the supervision of a responsible adult for the time being!
Congratulations! Just remember, when you see brake lights in front of you, accelerating is a bad idea!
I have a friend who’s had her full license for about 8 years now that still hasn’t figured that out. White knuckle ride every time when she’s behind the wheel. *Shakes head*
Heehee! Yeah… it’s something that every 15+ year old figures out at one time at another… being in the driver’s seat is a whole different scenario from being one seat to the right.
Or to the left, if you live in Europe. 
HTML failure. Bad tag, very very bad.
Did you have to take Driver’s Ed, or are you in one of those crazy states that lets you get the permit with just a written test and no behind-the-wheel time?
Well, yeah, in Oregon, you can get a permit test with just a written test, the reason being that the driver’s permit is designed to allow you time to legally LEARN how to drive. Then, you take the driver’s LICENSE test, which involves a written and behind-the-wheel test. There’s no point in getting quizzed on your driving skills so that you may learn how to drive.
♪ Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly… ♫
*nonchalantly romoves the word test from the word permit*
Well, that’s the case in most states, but most places also require driver’s ed with compulsory behind-the-wheel time before you get the permit. You just aren’t tested on that at the time.
When I took Driver’s Ed, the other person in my car didn’t know the brake from the gas and had to look down to change pedals. She almost ran us off the road half a dozen times.
I’m sorry, what was that? The /pre tag doesn’t allow for word wrapping so… I didn’t see the whole of it. I did get the general idea though, and I’m incredibly sorry for your loss.
Sorry…
“This is really sad, but that girl was brutally murdered while I was in college. She was really nice, aside from not being able to drive. I wish there weren’t so many awful people in the world who do horrible things for no reason.”
Yeah… People can be simply evil sometimes.
hey if you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk!
oops just painted over the notice, dam i was quick
So wait… what was the first notice if that one is saying not to rip off notices?
This is fake, for obvious reasons
NOTICE: I ♥ spellcheck. Do NOT remove this comment or Mangmt will get you. Thnxkbai. *Big squeeze for the peeps and off to the movies to see Final Destination in 3D*
*Ywannnn* Man, This Fail Is Getting Boring, Hey KatzVonD Wanna Go To The Other Fail? I’ll Meet You There!
Sorry, but I have to call you out on the movie. I just can’t understand why people like that stuff.
The movie was kinda stoopit, but the 3D effects made it fun.
Judjing from the trailer, looks like most everyone got hit with some flying shrapnel.
Speaking of movies and trailer, keep your eyes open for a 2010 movie starring Denzel Washington – “Unstoppable” – about a runaway train carrying poisonous gas (or something). It’s being filmed here locally, partially, and my [WLE Trainmaster] Andy is a local consulting engineer. He was offered a part, but it wasn’t a paying position, so he said “no”. I gave him heck.
*gives Judy some of her heck to give to Andy*
Thanks, but he still won’t. His daughter have given him a hard time, too. I keep telling him, how cool would that be? Seriously! He’s not impressed by the whole Hollywood thing.
(daughters. He has two.)
Speaking of Denzel, Pelham 123 was crazy awesome. Just sayin.
I know. What’s with Denzel and train movies??
Whatever it is, he’d better keep it up ‘cuz I like it.
I liked “The Bone Collector”.
I don’t believe I’ve seen that. Doesn’t Denzel play a quadriplegic (<–Correct word?) in that one?
Arrow fail.
(No, Qwaz, For the last time: Reading between the lines doesn’t show actual words.)
Yes. It was a surprisingly good movie.
I flinched when a screwdriver flew outta the screen. That was probably the best part of the movie. Inglourious Basterds was much better. See anything worth recommending lately?
I hope you’re not asking me. I just finally watched “The Wedding Singer” yesterday!
I’ve never seen it, was it good? I don’t watch many comedies. *squeeze*
You’ve never seen it? That’s almost an unbelievable as my daughter-in-law tellling all yesterday that she’d never seen “Grease”! Yes, Wedding Singer was very good.
*reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally doesn’t like Adam Sandler*
I’m with you on that Dragon, but I have seen a couple of his movies and they weren’t NEARLY as annoying as I thought they would be.
I can’t claim to have seen very many (most seemed really stupid) but I did like this one.
I couldn’t tell you what the other movie was I saw, but there was one other than the “Wedding Singer”. The plots were remarkably similar and not too bad for formulaic feel-good flicks.
There was one movie I saw him in that I thought was freekin’ awesome. “Reign Over Me”. It was like nothing I’d ever seen him attempt. It was a really dramatic role, and it had Don Cheadle in it, whom I like a lot.
I’ve heard of that movie, but only starring Don Cheadle – never saw it, though. Don’t remember Adam Sandler being in it.
Gotta say, though – every Christmas, there are two songs I look forward to hearing: Carpenters, “Merry Christmas, Darling” and Adam Sandler’s jewish christmas song!
I will say he acts more like a normal person in this movie than in any of his others. But if you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally don’t like him then I think it would be distracting.
Wasn’t there one where he played a golfer? I think that one was reasonably enjoyable, if I’m thinking of the right one.
Happy Gilmore is the golf one. I liked the fight with Bob Barker in that movie.
I shy away from comedies unless they are recommended (too many poop and fart jokes for me), but I’ve seen Grease MANY times!
I haven’t seen a comedy since 40 yr old virgin… that was painful to watch.
KELLY CLARKESON!
Not even ‘Something About Mary’?
Saw part of it on TV, I don’t like Ben Stiller at all. Does Hot Fuzz count? I loved that movie!
NEVER WATCH ALONG CAME POLLY
Talk about a painful movie to attempt!
I loathe Ben Stiller. But I LOVED “Hot Fuzz”!! That movie is high-larious, along with “Shaun of the Dead”.
Sounds like I should add it to my netflix list.
I’ve been meaning to see Shaun of the Dead for a while… It’s in my queue, but my queue is probably some 250 movies long at this point.
I love the wedding singer! If you like 80′s music it is worth a watch.
Agreed. And a sweet story, to-boot.
We went to a wedding reception this evening. The song the couple danced to was the one that he wrote and sung at the end of the movie. It was sweet!
Awww crap! Now I have to get divorced and remarried ’cause I totally want to do that too.
Why can’t you just renew the vows with the one you got now? Seems much easier…
We are coming up on our ten year anniversary. He will have tenure then.
*snork!*
What the time now?
Time is 1:40
Ok, I’ll stop removing it
*attaches a “MNGMNT commands you to remove this notice” notice on top of the one that must not be removed*
Oooh girl…
*Comes back from destroying retarded faxer*
Oh, like hell!
*Rips it off*
*”Oh it Feels Good to be a Gangster” starts playing in background*
*Shoots gun*
Let the Office Space jokes begin!
Those can get Sticy if you Note-ice.
We did that a couple days ago. I’m tapped out on that for a bit. I still haven’t changed my name though.
So what was the original note that the suspect removed?
All notices move to Rome. This is romoving.
Which name do you prefer? (everyone is allowed to give their opinion)
ShadowTheSniper C.C.C.
ShadowTheSniper&Janitor C.C.C.
ShadowTheSniper&Janitor&WindowFlier C.C.C.
The last one. I like it.
Shadow the Sniper C.C.C.
That’s way too complicated as it is. I’m not even sure what the three C’s are for. You can be our residential FailBlog tactical sniper, and then it will just be a regular’s thing to assume your the Janitor also.
On an extra note, two things:
*squeezeall*
THIS. IS. FAILBLOG!
*squeezeall*.
Everyone who votes on my (one of three choises) name gets another squeeze.
What does C.C.C. stand for? I think we need to know that before voting …
C. C. C.
O A L
O T U
L S B
Clever Trevor
Elsa_Mama do you want to be C.C.C. member?
clicky?
Jan-E-Tor?
I voted and I never received a squeezeall?
sry I forgot *squeezeallvoters*
*squeezeall*
*rubs ball in face*
D’oh!
I meant balls.
Epic spelling fail.
Because the plural is MUCH better.
Reminds me of school, there was this notice board with a notice on it: please don’t use this board for notices. Oh the irony.
lol.,
To the people who keep reading this comment; please DO NOT read this comment!
I REFUSE!!!
I second that!
Your actions are highly suspic(i)ous.
Why so serious?
Do you want to know how I got this cut?
You remind me of my father. He used to leave up notices.
Losing equilibrium…falling into…timeloop…..
Woosh hsooW Woosh hsooW Woosh hsooW
You are wired tonite brother ShadowtheSniper!
*runs so fast like the energizer bunny on crack*
Like seriously… Newb ^^
dude
Dudette
*Removes the notice, then puts in it’s place a note with the following:*
‘I am WELL aware of your damned eyes watching me! Now PLEASE stop roplacing that notice!!’
*Passers by read the new note completely out of context.*
As of about a half an hour ago, I have been the one at the wheel of a car for the first time in my life. And I am just the latest in a long line of teenagers to say, “Holy crap, it’s a lot more difficult than I thought it would be
…”
You got your learners without having to drive a car first??
What strange, dangerous land do you hail from?
I am of ye olde magikal land de Oregon. Fear me.
Oh isn’t it the land spokith of ghosts.
*Runs away, screaming*
*runs past Qwaz and flies through yet another window*
Oh, yes… Oh, yes, indeed.
*thunderclap*
*ZombieTroll hidden smiles*
See, everything cool and awesome he said, you just ruined.
Hang on, we’ll focus on the ‘ruining’ part in a minute… I say things that are cool and awesome? Since when?!
Well, I was awestruck by your ability to summon thunder… but that was about it.
Ohh… okay. I guess it is pretty cool.
*is someone deflated*
Somewhat! SomeWHAT!
*is someone illiterate*
*is someone illicit*
Oh, we knew that already.
Heyyyyyy!!!!
It was a compliment…
*squeeze*
*illicit squeeze*
*looks around to make sure no one saw*
Maybe where the ZombieTrolls live.
My grandfather taught my dad to drive by putting a full glass of water on the dashboard and telling him if he spilled it, he couldn’t drive anymore.
My dad became a pilot later:)
I love that story!
And when my sister failed her driver’s test the first time, my dad looked at her sternly on the way out and said, “No ice cream for you!”
OH MY GOD! OH NOES! The worst part is that there are no sprinkles left in stock!
But I want sprinkles!
The ZombieTrolls took’em all. *ZombieTroll laugh in background*
You should probably get them back. No one should deny a nurse sprinkles, if they know what’s good for them.
No sprinkles, no spongebath.
no spongebath no bed
Damn! It’s already taken. It’s a sex-education burlesque show, apparently.
People never cease to amuse me
I think she sounds sort of awesome, her story’s pretty interesting. Live theater is always an art form.
I suppose.
Among other things, my dad made me drive through a multi-level parking lot with tight ramps…in reverse. I guess he figured that I would have to make tricky getaways some day.
Maybe you can be my getaway driver. I fly through too many windows I might get caught by the owner(s) of one of those windows.
The first step is admitting you have the problem…
The next is admitting you have no pants.
I have this strange sense of deja vu…
All over again?
OMG!!! How did you know??
*Recalls “Brain the size of a planet”*
Woah… This IS deja vu…
Great, now would you kindly put your pants back on??
He’s got a brain the size of a planet, what did you expect?
*ahem*
That was @ Qwaz, not @ Judy…
*puts pants on over pants*
*Thinks of Bioshock*
Wow. It DOES work…
Hmm…
*makes notes for possible heist crew*
But….did you do it okay?
Confidence is everything. Doing that exercise a few times at 15 minutes per session did the trick. To this day I am very comfortable driving with one arm stretched behind my back and turned completely 180° around in the seat.
I bet you and Dragon will go on the weirdest romantic drives…
You didn’t see their movie? Cute People With Advanced Degrees 2: Tokyo Drift
*snorkroffle*
Is that available on Netflix?
Man, I missed everything!
Not everything.
*Thinks of something*
*Squeezes*
Heehee! I’m evidently learning to drive in the deserted parking lot of my high school.
Nice *High Five*
Don’t text while driving or people will make you watch a video of girls crashing in a car.
Well obviously that’s notice isn’t directed at me since I never “romoved” that notice before in my life. So I guess I can romove it and put with all those other notices I’ve removed from that space
Security!!! He’s over here!!!! ^^^^
I cant take him he didnt romove it he removed it
Damm, already full
Super FEIL! Spesiali Admeeral and Geniril. Hi dere.
Sometimes, when people aren’t looking, I take notes away. And I do things to them. Terrible things. Things no man has ever done to a note…
You frighten me…
*slaps cave troll*
*nags cave troll to stop doing things to notes*
*shoots grammer nazi*
I think mangmt is the one taking down the notices just for a LMFAO moment. Ahh what a boring office that would be. Wow I’m hungery, that notice looks appetizing. Why am I typing my exact thoughts, maybe I should stop now. LOL. I am wierd. Ok I’m stopping now. Haha such a strange child I am, but so LOL.
Alright. I’ve extended my Friday long enough.
Have a good week, Failers! No one do anything TOO dangerous, like turn a book page too fast. Paper cuts can be DEADLY.
Alrighty. See you next week, mate.
*squeeze big enough to last all week*
Have fun out there in the real world. Send me a postcard.
NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this notice, your noticing has been noted.
I have noticed that your notice is illegal and shall be sent to the gudge to be noticed
I wonder what the original notice was about?
“Do not post on this window please, it makes my office dark” Exec Dir.
POOTAY
You know, I work in mangmt, too.
I can do noting they arn’t romoving it
What was the notice originally about?
Aside from the spelling fail, where’s the notice? I don’t see any useful notice here. Double fail!
So basically all the notice says is “this is a notice, do not remove it.”
Not only is it a sign fail…it doesn’t even say remove. It says…romove.
haha.
They didn’t tell me. This is honestly the first I’ve heard about it.
It’s a many-fail fail. First, we have the misspellings of “remove” and “suspicious”. Next is the incorrect abbreviation of “management”. Should be “mgmt” or “mgt”. The semicolon after the first “notice” should be a colon or, if this is meant to be a letter, a comma. Then the whole “your actions have been made aware to” thing is just completely wrong and backward. Also, is there some other out-of-frame notice to which this notice refers?
Sure they have permission to post this notice -but did management approve of the notices that were previously removed; that’s the question!
Well that and what the heck is “suspicous” and why is removing a notice “suspicious” assuming that’s what was meant. Not to mention if the original notice was so important -where is it?
This is like the sign that warns people not to accidentally hit their head on itself.
um, a flyer about flyers, definitely suspicious.
I would put a ninja suit on and suspiciously remove it.
Even if I didn’t remove the original note, I’d totally remove this one just out of spite for the moron who can’t spell and still thinks typing in CAPS will make it seem any more “official”. LOL! They have “permission” from management, which means they are not management.
Screw them.
Wait?
Why was it there in the first place?
Well, I wouldn’t romove it, but I’d be strongly tempted to remove that notice.
i wont “romove” it, ill REMOVE it!!!!
I step away from the notice to romove
yes?
A chicken-and-egg style conundrum.
cant speak must bleep
It’s a prank! It’s not fail it’s win!
What is a romove?
Something.
So what was the notice not to remove the notice?
Actually, the fact that someone mistook this win for a fail just shows how much win it really is. You see, notices of this sort are actually an old Discordian activity. Google “mgt robert anton wilson” without the quotes to see what I mean.
soooo, what was the original notice?