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i need me one of these
You need you a dictionary.
Or maybe a dicitionary
no that was spoken english!
It’s sad that as fast as a new fail pops up, the discussions from the former one are abruptly abandoned!
Corruptly companioned.
Oh I bought one of those. Surprisingly cheap.
you broke the chain!
The care-troll would say: How can you make fun of that, there’s people in this world that actually got eaten by cannibals! Think about their families! What do you think will they feel when reading your distasteful comments about a respectless joke?
Smart move there, Tom.
Aren’t we all little trolls somehow?
Except for TheLars, who was a big Troll.
Never met him, was he good?
According to him, no sentence could have *’s or
‘s in them, under pain of death
Or poetry. Poetry was punishable by slow torture, followed by death.
*Sigh* Those were the days…
what happened to him?
Semantics FAIL.
He disappeared one stormy day
We dumped his butt out in the *bay*
*snerk*
It’s for cannibul cake
And if you look behind the highlighted phrase, notice that is says “Rear Burner”
Oww…there are surely better ways of achieving a burned rear…
lol, distasteful….
chain breaker
I just met a black guy in front of Court, who had a t-shirt on saying: The naked truth about dark places.
expressively reprimanded
ahahah
mmmmmmmmmm babys
Wtf??
Is this a serious ad?
Have I been doing this wrong all along?
(Too much splatter from the kitchen hot plate)
This should be a win! The site was hacked
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED, LOOK FOR THIS THING AT SEARS ONLINE!!!!!
This isn’t a photoshop, someone on Reddit hacked the site and changed the products. Sears was pretty pissed and threatened to remove ads from Reddit unless they took the pictures down.
Only eat smart kids!
I just can take the sound they make when you throw them into a pot of boiling water.
It’s really better to cook from frozen… http://failblog.org/2009/04/24/label-fail/
quite tasty, try not to overcook them
it’s not a real fail, they’re just kidding you!
you made me lose my appitite
OM NOM NOM NOM Baby!
Remember Micheal Caine saying in Austin Powers Goldmember:
In this world there’s only two things that i can’t stand: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…and the dutch!
I’m gonna eat ya! Get in mah belleh!
So, folks, this Thanksgiving I decided to try something a little different…
It’s got a rear burner! I hate undercooked rear!
If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the grill.
*looks at WIK well done rear*
*mouth waters*
It’s still smokin’ huh?
Yes, miss. Can I have a piece, please?
BOOM! How many innuendo machines are you gonna break today? Going for a record?
♪ Let’s go, Ju-ules, let’s go! *clap clap*
Let’s go, Ju-ules, let’s go! *clap clap* ♫
*gets pom-poms*
Jules Jules he’s our man! if he can’t do it no one can!!
Give me a J!
Give me a U!
Give me an L!
Give me an E!
Give me an S!
What does that spell?
Seriously…what does it spell?
Antidisestablishmentarianism?
I think it spells “lujes”. Wait a minute… *looks again*
Nope, it spells lube. Definitely lube.
Bacon Lube?
Thank you, but I am not sure I can keep it up all day. I mean it’s hard to keep the innuedos coming.
I think if you try, you can keep ‘em coming for a long time indeed.
In my right hand I have a little blue pill, in the other an Advil. The choice is yours… a feigned headache or never ending innuendo.
I’ll take the little blue pill. But if I keep going for longer than 4 hours you will have to call a doctor.
To avoid permanent injury, if it’s up for more than four hours, please seek medical attention.
You don’t wanna know how they fix that. *shivers*
A massage with a happy ending?
You’re half right. It’s a massage and then a giant needle to the nether regions.
(This information brought to you by HBO’s True Blood.)
Let’s bash some human chefs!
Suppose human grills are appropriate for a store called sears.
Life. Well et.
Well ET’ed?!? 0.0
Yup. This is for that hard-to-reach People-Who-Practice-Cannibalism-But-Decided-To-Eat-Only-Babies demographic.
For the relative who has EVERYTHING!…
It’s the Kennmore 4-burner natural gas body part roaster with rear burner! Channel your inner cannibal!
For the relative who has EVERYTHING!… including too many relatives. . .
*snork*
Happy Friday, Moomin!
*squeeze*
Et tu, Moomin? Then fall, BondFan!
*The General collapses*
And so fell an empire.
WELL….I ALWAYS WANTED TO COOK SOMETHING DIFFERENT…LET’S SAY….MY WIFE??
Unless your wife is a baby, you’ll have to buy a different roaster.
♪ I want my baby back ribs,
Chiles baby back ribs,
With barbeque sauce♪
nonono, its low, like this BARBECUE SAUCE!!
Great, now I’m having visions of Fat Ba$tard from Austin Powers…clickie
*snork*
I think I need to watch that movie again. Haven’t seen Austin Powers in years…
Get in my belly!
Did he die?
FAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!
Thats what she said!
NO U!
Wow. What’s with the obviously-faked FAILs lately?
Any minute now I expect Bob Saget to pop out and start hosting the site, complete with an abysmal laugh track.
You’re just worked up because you went to the Sears website to see if it was still on offer.
Yeah, I had my heart set on both this and the Invisible Boat Trailer.
It’s all a clever plot by the democrat party to distract us from Obamacare…
This was real. Some poor database programming allowed just about anyone to URL-hack the breadcrumb navigation and rename the categories. It’s fixed now of course.
Trouble is, it’s not named “IT Security Fail,” it’s named “Roaster Fail.”
“Fails” occur when someone publicly demonstrates their stupidity without any help. Humans being humans, there are innumerable examples of that. There’s no need for FB to degenerate into a bragging site for people show off their alleged cleverness (in making someone else look stupid), when the real thing is so easy to find.
Really, Jules? Wow, I’m sorry.
Wrong. I made this. It’s simple. Sears had a security hole in their site. By simply modifying the URL you could make it say whatever you want. It would then be caches in their servers for a short period of time
That is for teen mom’s… now they can cook there kids instead of getting a abortion….. -_-’
who would eat them?
Why cook kids if you can wait a while and cook adults?
it takes longer to cook adults, you cant fit them into the the grill
Pray, then you might get them into the grill, but the seventh or eighth time, the prayer gets absorbed by the darkness. keep trying.
easier to fit kids into the grill, just tell them that there’s candy in there to lure them lol
True, but you can’t grasp the true form of the kid’s attack.
Bleh i lost my appitite now again, i’ll eat somethin else…. oo someone left candy in the grill!
Why did you lose it?
I think I found it over here. *Hands back appetite.*
Think he couldn’t stomach all my Giygas references?
o that’s where i left it. *takes appetite* but i dont have an appetite to eat my appetite
*Takes 800HP damage on the rear when Giygas turns up the grill. Eats a cup of lifenoodles*
The other day I saw a Killer Instinct reference…
That’s when you use the optional body parts roaster.
Wow, Alice, I’ve never seen you on this early.
G’morning. *taps brim of hat*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Dunno…. give it to daddy
Try reading A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift, or at least the Wikipedia entry.
That would require *gasp* effort! And a blast to the past…high school, ick.
You’re right, Ms B… I don’t know what I was thinking. I’ll get in a world of trouble some day if I don’t learn to contain my anti-American heresies better. (^_~)
Well muscled adult is actually really good. Health nuts are the best!
I disagree. I find that they are very chewy, unless you tenderize them correctly.
Well, that’s only if you buy them pre-packaged. The best health nuts are cooked fresh and already tender.
Well…Sears does claim to carry all your human cooking needs…
I prefer a slightly higher fat content. The super-lean ones are too dry for my taste.
That’s when you get out the deep-fat fryer, like with turkeys.
Just the Nuts????
top 50
Been a while. I thought that we had left the baby eatin’ behind. Thank goodness I was wrong.
Yup. Would you like some cranberry sauce, m’lady?
No thanks, but pass the stuffing!
Certainly. *passes*
Mornin’, by the way. *taps brim of hat*
*cannibalsqueeze*
*stuff, stuff, pass*
Ah, go stuff it.
Like, could you pass, like, the mashed potatoes…and stuff??
I lost the potato! Nobody hang any curtains!
*sneak, sneak, squeeze*
Still love the avatar, you should stop by more often.
Hee! Thanks, Moomin!
I’ve been around for a couple of weeks now, but I’m usually here too late and my comments go unread. Oh, well. It’s always nice seeing you! (same goes to all the regulars)
*squeeeeeze*
*Pop!*
Are you all into medieval roleplay or why are the so many of those dragonslayer, holy war, etc commercials on FB?
Really? I can’t see the ads (at work), lol
They must have heard about Roleplay Hornychat.
How did you manage to read a holy war into this ad?
And an ad fail about dragon-slaying would never make it onto FB. We wouldn’t allow it.
Well then there must be different ads in europe than in the US, because I clearly see them in front of me!
Ah , ok, those ads are sponsored by google, so maybe they’re targeted toward Europe, coz google thinks in Europe, people love to get medieval?
Yea & Vearily, Ye Knave!
Ni! Ni! Ni!
It!
You said it! I said it! I said it again!
What was IT that you said?
Just do IT
True story: My friend’s 4yr old told her his butt was low fat per serving.
Failed advertising campaign ideas:
- The Human Grill: For all your cannibalistic needs!
- The Human Grill: For when you’re really in the hot seat!
- Safety. [Note: this one nearly made it through]
- The Human Grill: Taste life, once again!
Whoops. I forgot:
- The Human Grill: Endorsed by four-year-olds everywhere.
wonder if you can cook yourself and then eat yourself
Why don’t you try it and tell us how it goes?
Did he die?
Can I eat him now?
Careful. You may get some rare sickness. Why don’t you stick to smart babies instead? I hear they’re quite good!
Low cal too!
i lost my appetite when i looked at myself in the mirror, i dont look so tasty
YO! i consider this a win on the part of the disgruntled employee that crafted this ad.
Yo, what up in the hizzy, G? I consider this a fizzle bizzle the employizzle was a cannibizzle.
Fo’ shizzle, dizzle.
hey shad! you like my hip-hoptical vernacular? (re:YO). i felt like it would give my comment a needed “urban element”.
I’m wearing frontsh as i write thish. gol’ frontsh.
the employzizzle was on crystizzle methizzle, with a dash of poopizzle.
It has to be a typo? right? Please clarify for me before I have nightmares.
Nope, they were all the rage in the late 80′s
Oh no, it’s quite real.
Just how natural is the natural gas???
Hmmmmmm?????
Well, put it this way. That rotten eggs smell? That’s not artificially added. 8)
:ick:
I agree, Ms. B…ewwww!
*HappyFridaysqueeze*
I wonder what other items are for sale in the Human Cooking department?
Maybe frozen baby fingers and toes to actually cook on the wonderful new grill.
With dipping sauces? mmmmm…..
”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.” – Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
Maybe some ladyfingers on the side…
ThatGuy, I was just going to ask if this was the new Jonathan Swift brand grill!
HEY quit screwing around with me! Is it real or not what does it mean by human parts?
Who knows? Who cares? Take comfort in the fact that if Sears does sell it, nobody you hang out with is going to buy it, and if it sells at all, Sears is going to get their a$$ sued.
Psst 5 Eagles….I read an article that said someone had hacked into the Sears on-line catalogue and screwed around with a few items…this being one of them.
shhhh….
Meegwetch(thankyou) JazzyGirl I love you.
I don’t think any major corporation will come to the point of supporting cannibalism, at least not in the next decade. Rest assured, you’re butt is safe.
For now…
Forever right? badger Whisper?
Eh.. Sure Kiddo
Did you ever see the series Black & Blue by Michael Palin and Terry Jones?
They did an episode called ‘Secrets’ about eating people. . .
(clicky)
is that former Sarah Palin?
Yes, She had a sex change & Changed her nationality.
… and grew a brain.
… and a sense of humo(u)r.
Just one word: salsa.
Ah, the ol’ monty Python crew.
Rest assured, you are butt is safe.
Dude your sentence dunnie make sense?
it’s what Garnet wrote, look up there.
YOUR butt is safe. *grumbles at typo police*
*wonders if 5 Eagles taste like chicken or turkey*
Hey Garnet no noming on fellow FB ers!
Takes like Frog Legs
I Do not, MommaC.
I want my baby back baby back baby back…
Mmmmm baby…… it’s the veal of the primate world. I can’t wait to have a deck party and fire this thing up!!! kids welcome…NOM NOM NOM!
I don’t quite see what’s wrong with this one… It cooks them babies great, I mean, it should be a win…
I’d like to punch Mr.Sears in the grill.
You’d have to dig him up first.
FINALLY! I have all those organically grown babies in the freezer from double coupon day.
That statement could of come from Charlie Crews, who got banned from TV because of malicite using him as an avatar.
“have” Tom
well spotted!
People using “hence” are snobbish.
People using “hands” are working class.
Despite the people on here who don’t like me for asking alot of question or saying dumb things. I am learning from the good people here. I thank them from the bottom of my Oodaa(heart).
And “of” and “have” i just recently learned.
Funny i actually saw this the day it happened, they had it fixed really quikly.
How many did they sell during that short time period?
lol you just said period *blushes*
It wasn’t a roaster fail, it was a website fail – someone defaced the page – http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/searsgrill.asp
Thank you for reconfirming what three or four people before you have said already
You … *sniff* … you meen it’s … *sniff* … NOT real? Darnit — I had such high hopes for my Labor Day BBQ. Now I’m going to have to totally re-plan my menu.
*storms off in a huff*
COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! We can build one!!!
This could be fun.
*pulls out graph paper, pencils and sordid drafting instruments*
Most important question, do I get to blow stuff up?
yes you’ll get to blow stuff.
up.
By the way, my compliments upon your sordid instruments!
If your a member of ‘The Party’ Comrade…
Hmmm. Custom-built, huh? Can it be done before Labor Day?
Could we make it a little bigger so it could accommodate either babies or pre-pubescent children? I’d hate to have to get a second one in a few years when my child has bigger obnoxious classmates…
I don’t see why not.
Ms B? Whaddaya think?
*scribbles furiously*
Well, that could probably happen. It’ll cost you a dozen donuts, though.
We’re all in this together, Ms B – for the chilrun.
Hmmm, I’ll Give you 6 Internets
How about some (from scratch) maple cookies I baked just yesterday?
You are a tough negotiator! Let me deliberate…
Ok, sold!
I love it when a plan comes together!
*rubs hands together*
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, wait…
make that child-labor day!
This would probably work great on that fresh peeled baby I just bought.
Don’t forget to apply a good sauce first.
Unless you prefer to use a dry rub & then apply sauce after cooking.
There IS that.
A lightly-sprinkled herb mixture is delightful.
I’d suggest garnishing with a bit of fresh parsley right before serving. A touch of green really brightens up both the presentation and the flavor.
And DON’T forget the (small) apple that goes in the mouth. It’s so easily forgotten, and it adds that final pizzaz that we all know and love!
I bought it from this ad (clicky).
Hmmm. We may have to go with a different spice blend for that one.
*gigglesnickers*
i like my babies medium-rare
Ewww, they are still Bleeding then… That’s just gross :0)
fake? http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_07117638000P?keyword=kenmore+4+burner
totally fake!
Yep
they just taste like chicken
So, here’s a little idea for a FailProject I’ve been thinking about doing…
Last week or thereabouts we had this whole discussion about modifications we were making to the Cuddle Puddle (which apparently has a specific building designed simply for that purpose
…) Anyway, I’ve been messing around with Google SketchUp recently, and I’m thinking it might be fun to make a 3D model of that building. If I did, would you all want to see it when finished?
The cuddle puddle has a building? *Is confused*
Well, it has a hot tub, and a bar, and I know we recently added a movie theater so… yeah, sure, why not?
I thought the Cuddle Puddle was wherever the first cuddler of the day decided it should be…. but I’m relatively new here & could well be wrong.
Well… maybe, I dunno. I’m relatively new to the concept of a Cuddle Puddle myself.
I thought it was a building to but at someone house,/hosting it.
ICHC has the Nawty Barn, so it would be cool if Failblog had a CuddlePuddle Shed or something! (maybe we could lend them some YNG’s to do their ironing and serve the drinks
)
Yeah… but I’m probably not going to do it at this point. It was a fun idea, but kinda fell flat after the initial spark. Oh well. Another time, and another place, maybe.
*5 eagles shows up with just his tool belt on and nothing else on*
Ok shadow what do you want me to do?
I would prefer a smoker over a roaster… If we’re gonna cook children I think we should go all out.
*seconds*
Mmmm. Smoked baby. Yes, please.
+1
Since we’re now getting a custom-build model, I should think we could add a smoker to the plans. Variety is the spice of life, and all…
Gotta go meet a friend for coffee. Have a great weekend everyone! *groupsqueeze* Bye!
*squeezers* Have fun. Bring me back some.
Stay well KatVonD!
This image is blatantly ‘shopped. one thumb up
Why one thumb, did you lose your other one to a human eater?
There’s a market out there for this.
Ohhh, BABY!
Gay…all you have to is change the URI in the URL.
From: http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_07117638000P?vName=Outdoor+Living&cName=Grills+%26+Outdoor+Cooking&sName=Gas+Grills
To: http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_07117638000P?vName=Outdoor+Living&cName=Human+Rotisere&sName=Baby+Nuclear+Radiator
It looks like they already plugged that bug….sorry.
Huh…So that’s where I can get one? *looks around suspiciously*
Helps on overpopulation… roast it… with secret sauce…
Huh who knew this is true http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/searsgrill.asp
Proof this is a true one
Real or Fake
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_07117638000P?vName=Outdoor+Living&cName=Grills+%26+Outdoor+Cooking&keyword=grills
Inspired by Jonathan Swift.
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
Every zombie needs one!
someone’s having a little fun with Firebug…
this shit is fake, 100% sure
that picture has been photoshopped, i just looked up that grill on that site doesnt say anything about human cooking…
It’s because deep inside we’re all animals… trying “Animal Cooking” section
it says “body part roaster” so maybe it wasn´t a typo
Why pay so much to get cremated when you can use this?
Why pay so much to get cremated when you can pour a can of oil on top of you and set yourself on fire
its not fake — click on the link below the image. it says someone hacked the website and changed it. LOL thats awesome.
good job stealing from reddit, jackass
Welcome to the darker side of Sears!
for the little hitlers all over the world.
Mmmm…I like ma babybees extra crispy…I like my baby back baby back baby back ribs…
Unfortunately it’s been fixed
did anyone say i want my baby back yet? i wanna say it again. anyone give a rats if i do?
here goes… i wan’ mah……….. nah. it’s played. sorry.
I went to Sears.com and could not find this.
Human Cooking (even Cooking all by itself) isnt even a shop department.
Just another BS Fail?
gullibility fail. use your head next time you post a dumb comment.
that is so fake xD
More like an epic win.
mmm, toasted babies. (Yes, I am jk)
This stuff is only funny when its real. Not when someone doctors the words to read something. THis is obviously a photoshop (or heck, you could have done this on paintshop or word).
whatever.
wholesome family fun (exept for the baby)
My favorite
lol at rear burner. XD
Bahahaha. So not only is this on fox news, but failblog too?
I’ll have you know I’m the one that made this one, hahaha. Everybody on reddit was doing it.
Oh well
The only reason this one got so popular was because someone used this
in a chat with sears customer support. I shoulda put my name in that somewhere
okay okay. so it’s a photoshop…. but is it a real photoshop, or was the photoshop faked? or was the fake even faked in and of itself. It’s like an onion skin. mmmmmmmm. babies… smothered in onion sauce.
hey im just trying to keep the thread going. I want there to be conversations about the baby roaster far into my old age. I want to be able to say ” i was on the ground floor of the “roaster for babies-with rear burner” thread.
don’t you? don’t you want to keep having this talk about baby roasters and the roasting of babies?
yeah yeah, full quotes versus semi quotes. I know it’s bad.
doesn’t anyone have anything more to add to this sensational thread about babies and the roasters for them?
come on! i know you got something to say ’bout it. let’s keep the dream alive!!!!
i wonder how an aborted fetus would cook up on this. i’ve got two in my freezer. i was thinking perhaps some fetus kebabs?
on a historic day, in august of last year, a truly amazing thing happened…
it was on this day that the “baby roaster fail” was conceived. It’s origin appeared under much scrutiny. Was it real? an honest mistake? A middle finger to… THE MAN, perhaps? Or was it something yet deeper.
now go get your shinebox.
Skeeveh! that’s wonderful… help keeping the thread alive, so that we can get eve more updates regarding the baby burner thread. That is, at this point, i would like to make this the official “Thread about Baby Butt Burner Thread. V2. Sort of like a subsidiary on the original thread, but with some added bonus, like music television, which is neither music, nor television gives us “the jersey shore”. The world is better for it. and…. uh….. Yeah! let’s keep the thread about the thread abut baby butt burners goin, people!
Yeah, skeeveh! let’s keep the thread ABOUT the thread abut baby butt burners goin, people! it’s totally a historical account for the ages. Join the fantastic fad that’s taking the world by storm.
A grill like that could cost you an arm and a leg!!
This is real. Look it up on snopes.com