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I think he was framed.
clearly
Bit of a win for the other guy though?
well .. someone’s fail is always win for someone else
one fail makes a win
Wouldn’t that be great if every hit-and-run-idiot left behind such great evidence? (All I’ve ever had left behind was a paint scratch and broken headlights.)
After some hard-hitting investigation, I discovered this happened last year.
Link in name.
similar but nope. that’s my car across the street. it happened two weeks ago. this is amazing though… i saw a FAIL for real!
link to google maps in name
That IS amazing. Small world!
awesome I live down the street…Happy murdering!… I mean…….yep small world!
This same thing actually happened to a friend of mine. The guy smashed into the back of his parked car, then took off, leaving his license plate INSIDE the mangled trunk of my friend’s car… Best part was, my friend’s car was parked right near the guy’s house, so he thought he could get away with it by coming around the other side of the development. Of course, there were about 6 incredulous, pissed off people standing on the sidewalk at this point, so he didn’t exactly sneak past us unnoticed.
Sneaky*
Are we sure that bumper doesn’t belong to the car behind that one? It looks like it’s still there, but I can’t tell for sure.
That is a front bumber. It has the openings for fog lights. It looks like the hit and run driver lodged his bumper on the right side of the Volvo and tore his off when pulling away. Poor, poor Volvo. That bumber looks like it belongs to a Subaru to me.
Well, the Hit’n'runner can loose the other bumper, burn his driving license and live happily ever after…
( in cuba? )
LOL, I can see that happening a mile away
let’s bash some hitmen!
I hope the cripples and the hitmen team up and give you a nice surprise.
hehe, that would hurt. You forgot to add the german car brands and the underwater smokers to the team. With a little imagination, you’ll find a lot of nasty stuff those 4 could do to me!
She’s a Hit & Run Lover!
Hehe, reminds me of that laid back song:
Bakerman is baking bread, the refrain of which, as a younger troll, I always misheard as:
Suck a boner, cum Johnny wiener! (and i still think that’s what it souds like)
Never thought of that. I always improvised that part with something more appropriate , though rather meaningless.
Good interpretation.
Did anyone get the other guy’s license plate?
It’s obvious: The two cars had sex and the next morning she was gone. At least she left a note.
*waits in vain*
*looks down, sees license plate*
*picks up plate to read it while rain starts falling*
*has trouble reading plate as it smears and melts*
*puts down plate, gets on train*
*opens nightclub in Morocco*
Play it again, Sam.
Oh, I don’t know what’s a win and what’s a fail any longer. You have to think for both of us. For all of us.
I’m shocked, shocked to find that failing is going on in here!
(Psst, you misquoted that one.)
It’s amazing (and a tribute to Woody Allen, I guess) that so many do. I believe the actual line is, You played it for her, you can play it for me….If she can stand it, I can! Play it! “
“I’d bet they’re asleep in New York. I’d bet they’re asleep all over America. ”
Good segue for me to say, goodnight from Connecticut. TTFN.
(Don’t respond; we discussed the futility of that below. vvv )
cool story bro
Well, judging by which ends of the car were hit, it looks more like HE left a note.
omg im 2nd
OMG I’m Arthur!
Prove it!
Kann ich nicht…
net slem!
Plattdüütsch?
sind die Fiiische im Wasser…und selten an Land
Dat geit ‘n beten better. But I’m better at understanding Platt than speaking it (same for Dutch).
Platt is cool. There’s tons of german dialects that really sound cool, like kölsch or the ruhrpott dialect.
Same here for German.
You were wrong yesterday about the Badger, eh? I had wondered myself but had come to the conclusion thet he/she wasn’t him. Different style. Anyway, he’ll be back soon.
(Still can’t believe that he was in Amsterdam, only 200 kms from where I live!)
Dialekte 4 ever!! btw auch Fränggisch is ned schlechd! Almmächd! Und nu etzatla zum fail:
Des is zwar scho’ doll mit dem kennzeichen, aba die Stossstange sieht nach sonem humvee aus… driving a oversized expensive car is one thing messing things up in a car crash with this tank is another one.
achso: Platt ist auch super (“nu klüngel nich’ so!”) aba schwäbisch isch b’sch***en (v.a. im radio!!)
Doch!
how does that comment moderation work exactly? Some comments await moderation whereas others are posted immediately, how do they pick the ones to moderate?
There’s a site in India where Failblog posts are voted on to see which ones go to moderation. It all happens very quickly.
Hehe, just as with insurance info lines, they all happen to be in India!
It’s a complex triage system. Something to do with the amount of vowels and consonants in your comment. And whims.
i tried to counter the triage system ba posting the same message again with some vowels added, but it still doesn’t post. Maybe they moderate only messages containing certain words? Although i used no gross language.
It is a sub-program that is giving some (read “me”) fits. It seems random. The powers that be are working on it. We’ve communicated.
ok, the sole problem is that by the time my comments are posted, loads of others might be posted before, so that it won’t appear on the right spot, and therefore seeming out of context
I feel your pain. It has happened to me several times. Try doing a cut and paste of the post and then send it in an explanatory email via the Contact Us button at the bottom of this page. Perhaps with enough examples they can find a common denominator. They are trying and should respond.
ik ben doodmoe.
Tja, echte mannen slapen natuurlijk niet.
natuurlijk. ik trachte Chuck Norris te eren!
+t
where? i’m not dutch, so i’m improvising a little here.
And by “improvising”, do you mean “using Google translate/ Babelfish”?
no, i actually use my own language (luxembourgish) and add some j’s and other letters, to make it sound dutch!
for example my last sentence in luxembourgish would go:
Natierlech, ech truechten den Chuck Norris ze éieren!
It’s actually pretty close to dutch.
Okay, well done, but it is impossible to go from the Lëtzebuergesch to Dutch without having some knowledge of Dutch or using a translator. How would you know that “truechten ” would become “trachtte” ? It’s a long way from “ue” to “a”. Therefore, in conclusion, I put it to you that you DID use Google translate.
No, if I had, then i had also known that trachtte would take 2 t’s. I’ve heard some dutch for having spent some time in Bruges and Bruxelles, therefore i have some notion, but i’m not fluent.
Btw, nice to read Lëtzebuergesch spelled right.
Okay, plausible. Congrats on the Dutch then. See, Tom, if you behave normally and let go of the trollishness, you will get more genuine response.
Problem is, i’m a “Don’t know that he’s a troll” troll, so i don’t know how to let go of the trollishness, you see?
Besides, it’s so much fun!
Thanks for the congrats btw!
But how can you confess to being a ‘Don’t know he’s a Troll’ Troll? Defeats the point really
I normally couldn’t confess to it, but reading the definition at the FAQ helped!
Don’t you think it reflects poorly on you, Tom, to confess that “it’s so much fun” to annoy others on purpose? If you would behave like you did in some of your posts today, you’d be welcome. You know that, you know how to do that, but still you choose quite often not to.
“Besides, it’s so much fun!”
*facepalm*
We could breed him into another Qwaz…
Because, from time to time it’s good to have a laugh from the heart, don’t you agree? What’s more, i actually believe my comments to have some fun potential, and i really enjoy laughing out loud here at work (although i should be working…). So as long as i’m not hurting anyone, i don’t see the harm, what do you think?
Look, there is a difference between having a laugh and annoying people. You’re just deliberately irritating people just for your own amusement. If you could stop being so trollish like in previous days and try making comments like today’s, we would be happy to let you integrate into our society.
…and the traffic is bumper to bumper…
This would have been an easy crime to solve if the license plate hadn’t been lying upside down. Let’s hope CSI can do something about that.
Well, they can use their more sophisticated ‘Ctrl +’ utility on this picture (remember, they can smooth out the pixelation), then turn their monitor upside down. Too bad this probably didn’t happen in Vegas/Miami/NYC, tho’.
If we’re lucky it will be a car owned someone in the Navy. Abby and McGee can have this wrapped up in an hour.
McGee will never lay Abby!
Not going to get the Probie in?
Dinozzo’s da man!
no
The police are on the lookout for a car traveling upside down.
Czuhc is on the lookout for Abby and McGee doing a headstand.
i’m gaaayyyyy!!!!
I’m happy that you’re happy.
Sounded to me as if he tripped and fell from a building.
Oh dear, I hope it wasn’t Gaynorvador and a short building.
Doesn’t he have wings? Where is he, by the way?
Don’t know where he is. I am so intermittent on here recently that all I can hope is that when I don’t see someone for a while that it’s August and they’re on vacation.
how ta use an avatar?
I think you should get a real avatar. This one’s no good.
There! Now when you get an avatar, I can say I MADE you!
ok, but how?
Go to ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com. It’ll give you the low down on a lot of things.
d’accord, merci!
cool i found out a lot of stuff. and now i know why my comment has been moderated: i used the word i_m_a_g_i_n_a_t_i_o_n.
You are indeed welcome. See you around. Night all.
hmm, i also found out that i’m a pseudo-intellectual thread hijack doesn’t know that he’s a troll, hate, attention-whore troll!
But also that some regualrs could easily fit into the Care-troll definition!
*Draws Battered Hailbut*
Who? I need Names!
go check the Latino-sign fail, you’ll find names!
But that requires Effort!
Effort is the mother of assumption (or so).
Battered Halibut? FISH STICKS!!! Someone get the fries going.
Now I am really going to bed.
G’night coyote. If I had known you were actually still around I would have said so sooner, but then you hadn’t left, so it would have been premature, and now, if you’ve left, it is too late.
if too early is premature, is too late then postmature?
Oh the Irony!
There is just a singular moment that is truly mature.
It’s When your 18 and know EVERYTHING
Hmm in prOn it’s older than that.
Hahaha…
Hall of fail
Bet he car-n’t believe his luck
This happened to me once. The cops wouldn’t do anything because they couldn’t prove who was driving the car that left the license plate. “The owner could’ve let someone borrow it for all we know.”
So what’s the whole point of having a license plate then???
Ya should’ve taken legal steps yourself. Don’t know bout the laws in your state, but here you could go to court and the owner of the car is assumed to be responible for the damage, unless he can prove who else drove the car.
Good morning all who is here and have not comment and run?
Happened to me once too, but the cops went to the address of the registered car owner – the smashed truck & owners were at home! And his friend who had a warrant out for his arrest. Busted!
“It’s Arthur’s fault, I saw him doing it!”
“Sorry sir, could’ve been someone else with Arthur-knickers over his head”
(should have gone under the “license plate”comment”)
Ouch, needs license. *takes off license and imprisoned*
is she dead?
Otto: Masshoooooooooooooooooole!!
The car with the missing bumper was probably stolen anyway, so it didn’t matter to the driver that he left the license plate behind.
massholes
That happened to my parents once in NH….car hit theirs(parked) turning a corner and then ran off. Left behind a licence plate, a large chunk that had numbers from the car on it, and what was more…the police officer knew who it all belonged to. Ahh small towns.
*looks closely at license plate*
Are those some Massholes in that pic? D:
Silly Massholes. You’re supposed to take the evidence with you.
is it just me, or does nothing look…broken. It looks like it was just taken apart, I see no dents, scratches, or even the tail light lens cracked…
It’s obviously from the car next to it. No fail here.
How did the car even hit… i mean how the bumper even get there…
If only they had a clue to the culprit’s identity!
Cropping fail. If you’re going to construct a fake fail, at least crop out the other car.
you clearly have no clue what parking is like in Boston..
Why am I not surprised to see Illinois plates?
Those are Massachusetts plates. You fail.
HAHAHA!!! PWNED
All I see in that picture is “women at fault, fail to remain at scene”
Happened once when I worked at an insurance company. Hit$run, front bumper left at scene. Guy called police about 15 mins later reporting his car was stolen. Very funny, he lost in court btw. lol
Only in Massachusetts…
this very thing happened to me once. a guy t-boned me with a giant SUV and drove off. his license plate fell off and was in the middle of the road
sucks to be him!
ONLY IN THE LAND OF MASS-HOLES!
The ads at the top of the website that expand if I accidentally hover over them….they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT EDWARD CULLEN
too bad … that was a really nice volvo …
In my country people believe that volvos are almost indestructible. Well, that’s almost the case with older volvos with big hidraulic bumpers and flawless construction. Nowadays volvos aren’t any much better than average audi or volkswagen…
This is only a fail if you assume that the fleeing car wasn’t stolen.
dude
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This actually happened to me about 10 years ago. Kind neighbours threw the bumper (including plate) up on my lawn so I could report the driver
This happened to me too. Extra bonus in my case: the driver left a trail of fluids dripping from his car from the scene of the crime to where he parked a block away.
It is a Massachusetts plate, maybe it was Ted Kennedy.
This actually happened to me before! The person hit my car, their license plate fell off and they were apprehended within the hour because the cops just went to their house and waited…it was great!
I don’t see the fail, the guy didn’t have a pen and paper to write his info down so he left his licence plate.
Good Samaritan WIN.
Makes me feel stupid for living in Massachusetts
HAHAHA, only in the great Commonwealth of Massachusetts would something like this happen. God I love being a Masshole.
That’s Massachusetts for ya.
OMG!
haha it almost looked like a fake to me but then i noticed that the must of picked the airdam and light lens out of the street and moved them where they are in the pic