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Snuffleupagus on a bike.
Snuffleupagus’s and Oscar’s baby maybe
COD sniper on a bike
Ghillie suit win…?
I think that bush is following me.
Better him than George, eh?
is it some human being??
Let’s bash some bike-people with big haymakers!
There might be a nazi on that bike, taking the
“Hay Hitler” a bit too seriously?
Doh, that comment didn’t even go into moderation!
Nah, you see, it’s a “Bring us… a shrubbery” fail.
IT WAS A GOOD SHRUBBERY AT THE TIME.
Did he cut it down with a herring?
i has a boner now
Ghillie suit WIN!!!!!!
Just wanted to say the same. That’s not anyone transporting hay. thats a sniper waiting for a shot!
On a bike? I think not, there is no where to brace the barrel.
clearly it’s a sniper noob. He’s just about to find out
Gee Jules you have been here on the conception day of failblog and you are a noob?
No rimmer you are the noob for not knowing that.
I mean the sniper is a noob, not Jules.
OH ok sorry rimmer *squeeze*. Good morning.
np
English is not my native language, so misunderstandings come easily… Morning for U, 2 PM for me *squeeze*
English is not mine either but Native is mine???
Get to bed now LOL.
LOL 2 pm is afternoon, I think you are the one who needs to go to bed.
I don’t know what all the fuss is. My mother always told me, “Hay is for Huffys.”
Good training in the army lol.
rofl
lol i was thinkin that
YETI IS STIILL ALIVE!
Did anyone ever see Aristocats?!
Yes, I most certainly have seen Aristocats! It’s Edgar, chased by Napoleon and Lafayette! Disney must’ve done it with live animals
Thats exactly what sprung to mind when i saw it, thats like my favourite part of the film XD
QUICK HES GETTING AWAY WITH THE WEED!!!
Hay!
Hay! That’s Yeti on a bike!
Hay is for BMW’s.
I haven’t got a brain… only straw.
And I have no heart.
But I could be lion.
♪ ♪ where off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. We hear hear he is the wonderful wiz ever the wiz he was♪ ♪
Just follow the yellow brick road. Just make sure to avoid the golden fountain.
Here I was thinking you’d be Toto
I guess I just can’t hide my doggie style.
And now my mind has wandered into the gutter… again
I am sure you will be back on top in no time.
*Hears distant BOOM!*
Thanks a lot, Jules. There goes another innuendo machine.
*Trots off to check/replace machine*
*Trots back for a squeeze*
*Heads back toward charred remains of machine*
*Gianormous friday morning squeeze*
Well at least I didn’t tell her she needs to head to the missionary…
* BOOM*
Opps there goes another one.
What IS an innuendo machine?
It’s a machine that creates innuendos. It’s very unreliable and explodes when there is an innuendo overload.
Why not get a more reliable one?
I don’t think they’ve created an innuendo machine that can handle failbloggers
WE COULD CREATE ONE!!!!
This is Toto-ly ridiculous!
This looks like a scene from a B-Horror movie: REVENGE OF THE HAY CREATURES.
Attack Of The Killer Gooseberries!
I love that movie the animation was great!
Nice ghillie
Green transportation is the wave of today!
nice … although they say the grass is always greener on the other bike.
I think its bicycle army unit camouflage win.
But yesterday was commando Thursday.
They could hide in there all day … until …
the cows come home.
The cows aren’t coming home, they went straight to the Abattoir, did no one tell you?
Where? I don’t see any bike? Just some grass…
The Swamp Thing was determined to lose weight after a long stint of unemployment…
until he felt the burn …
fuzz, you’re totally on fire today.
*fuels rush in*
*burning with desire*
*fans herself* I do declare, you boys are making me hot!
A new kind of superhero?
Sphayderman?
yep. His enemies lay often end down on the ground, sufferring a heavy hay-fever trauma. His ultimate nemesis is known as “the kid with a lighter”…
Or “the famished farm animal”.
not unless it’s faster than a bike ..
Or can leap tall barns in a single bound.
Or camouflage win?
But you can see him plain as day.
You say that now but you just wait… someday, somewhere, some guy in hay camouflage will sneak up on you and… where was I going with this?
To feed the cows? Mcfail.
Is it time for the moo-rning feeding already?
Wouldn’t that be plain as hay?
Damn! Just when I about found that frickin’ needle, they go an move the haystack on me…
ghillie suit win. Sniper transportation fail
i think someone has been playing abit too much COD
Nice Camouflage. WIN FOR IT! I’ll try that. *does same thing with General and Admiral*
FOR GOD’S SAKES WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANNOYING! WHY DO YOU PERSIST IN IRRITATING ME?!
Because you’re reacting to it?
Calm blue ocean GFB. Breath in…….breath out.
Check out the little marble I have in my hand!
Hmm… I thought cousin It wasn’t allowed to be out of the house.
The guy isn’t riding the bike. You can see his legs towards the back left of the bike.
+1 Insightful for that striking observation
I’m glad I’m not the only one who figured that out. It’s definitely a case of the bike is being used as a hay wagon and the guy (it has to be a guy, no woman would do this) is walking the bike.
Oh well, they I guess it probably is a sniper — if he’s not riding then he can brace the gun … I glad we figured that out!
Dang, that looks like Swamp thing practicing for the Tour De France.
Hay all…… that was funny I don’t care who you are!
camouflage win
Camouflage fail.
That ↑↑ makes it a draw.
*puts hands on gun holsters*
DRAW!
*plays the harmonica*
*watches tumbleweed blow by*
*Lights a cigar and pours a shot*
*stares*
*draws a picture*
*draws a picture of Arthur Eld drawing a picture*
*pictures McFail drawing a picture of him drawing a picture*
Wins, loses and draws.
*Gasps as Arthur aggressively shades his picture*
*Swoons as McFail sketches Arthur’s facial features*
*catches bearly before she falls*
I think this might be too much excitement for you.
*sits bearly down and a chair and hands her a lemonade*
Thanks, Jules.
*Sips*
Damn you Czuhc, I want to watch Once Upon A Time in the West now.
*shakes Moomin fists*
You’re not allowed at work ???
:disbelief:
Watching it in ten minute segments on Youtube just isn’t the same.
this could be a new childs toy if scaled down.
I mean… why….
I mean…… I mean… why?
What do you mean?
I’m for a new Fail Boat. Nice fail.
I’m waiting for…
♬…the miracle
the miracle to come…♬
I believe in miracles,
since you came along,
you sexy thing
*ankle squeeze*
(On another note, two posts by Duroc! It’s a miracle! Follow the gourd!)
*ankle squeeze*
Yes, he seems to be here more often than you.
*pouts*
Sorry, been out and about on site getting exceedingly wet
Sounds like
funwork. At least my prejudice about the UK is confirmed: It rains there.It wasn’t rain. It was snow, it just melted on the way down. It’s like the difference between ice and frozen water.
Snow?!
*checks calender*
*doublechecks*
Snow. August. Sorry, that’s too much for me.
The miracle of love
will take awya your pain…
*raises eyebrow*
Awww, ya’ messed that one up.
Now you know Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I went solo.
It wasn’t his tiny…Never mind.
Note: I meant Dave Stewart, not Czuhc!
Goes without
showingsaying.It looks like carsoidum grass. It tends to grow after its cut living off its dead self. Its high in fast burning nutrients.
The cast of ´Hair´ need new material everyday.
♫ Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hay’s too short! ♫
♪ Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my. . .
Hair! Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair! ♪
♪ Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na,
Hay hay hay, on a bike ♪
*snorkle*
np
English is not my native language, so misunderstandings come easily 
Morning for U 2 PM for me 
*squeeze*
ZOMG, I doubled the comment. Idd a noob I am…
Don’t worry, it was just a misunderstanding. If you want an avatar (the little picture beside your name), go to gravatar.com
oh, thx man. usefull feature…
That’s an interesting avatar. What is it of, if I might ask?
ever heard of British sitcom series called “Red Dwarf”? I think you’d like it. Pretty old actualy, but funny big time… My recommendations.
I have, but I haven’t seen it yet. I plan on watching it some time this year.
If you get Netflix, and you have one of those nifty little devices that can pull Netflix movies from off the internet (I think it’s called a Roku, or something), they have all 8 Series available for watching, free and literally instantly. You just click, and it shows up in the movie selection menu on your Roku. I’ve actually lately been watching them lately. Been catching up on my sitcom roots. I’m about halfway through Series 4.
*fondly remembers watching Red Dwarf when she was a kid*
Apart from “Back To Earth”, which should never have been made.
ever heard of the british sitcom “No hayroics”?
a little example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec&feature=fvst
Red dwarf is way cool. Used to watch it on public television. Only BBC feed we could get back in the day.
Man-eating plant monster win.
I hear bikers are the tastiest.
I think she needs to shave her bush
Where is this photo shot? I hope, not somewhere in the third world. Because if so, it would be arrogant and unfair of us western citizens to laugh about the way, people of the third world are helping themselves.
Wow… that is an incredibly smug comment. You suck. Don, you are now a part of the 3rd world and I am laughing at you.
*gives Malicite a double espresso*
The issue of prejudice and hatefulness has come up several times on Failblog recently. My two cents:
There is a difference between HAVING FUN with an !MAGE, on the one hand, and spreading HATEFULNESS towards PEOPLE, on the other. The picture in this Fail for me seems just an absurd !mage — one that sparks humorous associations (“camouflage,” “swamp monster,” etc.) — and not a spiteful statement about a way of life or a culture or ethnicity.
Sometimes the line is not so clear, of course, when it’s a matter of INSENSITIVITY. Some argued on Waterfall Fail (Aug 24 –a picture of some water pouring out from beneath a house door) that it was insensitive to make jokes about a house that was part of a tragedy (a flood in Saguenay, Canada). The image itself is funny; the context it originally comes from not so much.
Having a sense of humor even in connection with a tragedy, though, isn’t in itself a bad thing. But things are different when what we do hurts people, contributes to unkindness, or tacitly accepts expressions of hate. I personally don’t think the !mage on this page does that. I do think, though, Failblog can and should do a better job with some of the more racially problematic !mages and the ugly comments those have inspired on its site.
The issue of prejudice and hatefulness has come up several times on Failblog recently. My two cents:
There is a difference between HAVING FUN with an !MAGE, on the one hand, and spreading HATEFULNESS towards PEOPLE, on the other. The picture in this Fail for me seems just an absurd !mage — one that sparks humorous associations (“camouflage,” “swamp monster,” etc.) — and not a spiteful statement about a way of life or a culture or ethnicity.
Sometimes the line is not so clear, of course, when it’s a matter of INSENSITIVITY. Some argued on Waterfall Fail (Aug 24 –a picture of some water pouring out from beneath a house door) that it was insensitive to make jokes about a house that was part of a tragedy (a flood in Saguenay, Canada). The !mage itself is funny; the context it originally comes from not so much.
Having a sense of humor even in connection with a tragedy, though, isn’t in itself a bad thing. But things are different when what we do hurts people, contributes to unkindness, or tacitly accepts expressions of hate. I personally don’t think the !mage on this page does that. I do think, though, Failblog can and should do a better job with some of the more racially problematic !mages and the ugly comments those have inspired on its site.
I agree mostly, I just like to point out that it unfortunately seems to be enough to have a black/asian/latino/whatevernonwhite person on the picture and voila: Racism. Apparently many people are so filled with hatred that they only need to see someone who looks differently than they do and they immediately feel the need to unleash aggressions. And, as we know, it’s easier on the internet than in real life. Sad and scary.
And don’t forget the sexism that crops up whenever there is a driving fail or anything stereotypically associated with women. To be fair, that is not FailBlog’s fault by any means, but it does illustrate the stupidity and bigotry that trolls seem to search for excuses to display.
And don’t forget the crops that crop up when you plant seeds of despair. You reap what you sow.
Hmmm…
If I’m correct in assuming that the FB Blogmonster operates off of a few keywords, then I’m wondering: Is it possible for the filter to recognize a keyword as an alarm, but only delete the post if it is used in a certain way with another key word?
For example, if somebody were to say “stupid [insert the currently relevant race/ethnicity/sex here]“, could the filter use the word ’stupid’ as an alarm that this may be a delete-worthy post, but only delete if the word, “asian, latino, woman, etc.” (I’m just using those that have cropped up over the past few weeks) shows up less than a few words away from the word “stupid”.
If I’m wrong on the basic premise that the filter operates on a keyword system, then by all means, correct me. Obviously, it’s something that would need to expanded, tweaked, etc., but that’s something the FB community could help with. And eventually, with this, we may have hope that we might tame the Blogmonster.
Just an idea.
Muahahahaha! You should apply what you just stated there to others as well, not just to yourself and your friends!
… Okay, Tom, I’m going to explain this as clearly and deliberately as I can. I was talking about modifying the filter. And the filter does not operate only on my friends and I. If you were speaking about my idea to have the FB community help with tweaking the filter, I would imagine that that is something that would be restricted to the FB community by default since most trolls and other undesirable forum wildlife are a) too stupid to understand how the filter works, and/or b) don’t hang around long enough to understand how the filter works, and/or c) get deleted/banned within a few hours anyway.
Worst sniper ever…
*supah Friday squeeze to all*
Worst stripper ever…
Worst hairday ever…
Worst. Cycle. Ever.
…and a Return of the Squeeze (Episode VI).
*jumps on Malicite for a SQUEEZE*
*jumps on McFail for a squeeze*
ALL PILE ON!
*parachutes from Chinook onto Moomin*
*greases up and joins*
*Hesitates before joining Mal-pile*
*Throws caution to the winds*
*Winces as caution splatters a little*
*Crouches and wiggles a little*
*POUNCES*
Morning, folks!
Oh no you don’t
*Fires AA Guns*
*radioes in for air support*
*Dambusters theme tune starts*
*is playing Dambusters theme on harmonica*
*beard gets caught*
AAAH!
Hang on! I’ll get the scissors! Stay put, czuhc.
*runs off to fetch shearers*
Not if the Red Army has has anything to say about it!
*Enemy at the gates theme Starts*
Curses! I will need the help of the US Army, then.
*”Battle Hymn of the Republic” starts*
Forward Comrades! Ura!
*dives into pile holding on tight to nuts*
*theme from Dirty Dozen plays loudly*
Mornin’ y’all!
Come out with your hands up!
We have Clint Eastwood Hostage and we are not afraid to shoot him!
Cousin It is having a bad hair day.
Hmm… okay, so a snip here, a little cut and trim there…
I’m sorry sir, but there’s no way around it. I’m going to have to break out the weed-whacker.
DON’T YOU DARE TO WHACK MY WEED!!!
*evil laughter*
Just try and stop me. *buzz*
Okay.
*stops Shadow*
That was easier than I thought.
The police didn’t believe me when I told them that a hay bale stole my bike.
It was like looking for a needle in a haystack, but not quite.
Spaggeti monster
But it’s not flying!
It will in a second, E.T’s hidden under their somewhere.
Brilliant!
Wouldn’t we see his finger if he was there? It’s pretty huge – and it glows…
Just to be safe, don’t go looking for any loose change on the ground in front of the bike.
Don’t drop the soap?
why do many fails looks to me like massive wins ?
Because you’re shortsighted?
It’s called optimism, Arthur. Gosh.
*looks sadly at half-empty glass*
*sighs*
*fills the half empty glass with rum*
Is it noon somewhere yet? *cracks open bottle of wine* Happy Friday!
Iss aalwes nuun sommere!
*hic*
ITA, actually – let’s see anyone on this forum carry that much hay on a bike – walking it or riding it?
That’s the Stealth Archer from Age of Empires.
He’s a secret agent chasing international hay traffickers and his cover is being blown. How will we ever win the Hay Wars?!?
Looks like his plans went haywire.
Thats what happens when you try to take the whole hayc0ck.
Sheesh, can’t a bundle of hay just ride his bike without people making such a big deal?
Racists…
Haycists, surely?
I’ve had it with the hayters.
For Hayven’s sake I wish people would smarten up!
Hayl Yes!
You are all haylarious!
Hay hay we’re the Monkees,
and people say we monkey around
Annie Lennox was a member of the Monkees?
Beat me to it
I’d just realised my name fail.
A matter of seconds.
*squeeze*
Now that’s a pairing I’d love to see.
*tickletickletickle*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
(That’ll always amuse me. Does failpeeps have a Haxored definition? Let’s go see).
Damn you beating me there! And I’m being moderated!
(. . .and that was directed at Arthur, not at me. I didn’t beat myself, leastways not at work. No collapsing the horse here).
The first comment always goes into moderation, apparently.
How about spanking the monkey?
Bending the flute?
Playing the harmonica?
HAHAHA!
Cousin It Fail.
It’s like finding a needle in the haystack from hell.
Bad enough, but now it can run away from you.
Gotta go, I wish you all a splendid weekend! Bye!
*squeezes*
Have a grand weekend!
Bye!
It’s about time!
*slap*
ouch!
*poke in the eye*
aaaaaaargh! that hurt!
I hope you understand why we did it.
Learn from it!
No I don’t understand!
I said “It’s about time”
Ain’t everything about time?
Now this is some funny shift. Larry curly and moe. Please don’t find the statement offence Czuhc and The Moomin.
they hurt me
*waves at AE* Later Gator
Bye, mate!
Hay, you there, yes you, what rrrr you doing there?
Birthday wishes have to be earned through actions, not by fishing for them!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
*squeeze*
Happy BD to you
Happy BD to you
Happy BD dear Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague
Happy BD to you !!!!
Happy birthday…. i have to wait till tomorrow
♪ This is my happy birthday song
You’ll find it isn’t very long
I think I got the lyrics wrong. Still,
Happy happy birthdaaay…
To YOU! ♫
Happy birthday Emp.!
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIv4gwXlIo&feature=related
♪ Happy Happy Birthday, Emperor dear!
Happy days will come to you all year!
If I had a wish, then it would be,
A Happy Happy Birthday to you from me!
Happy BVD to you
Happy BVD to you
Happy BVD dear Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague
Happy BVDs to you !!!!
*Hands over a new pack of undies*
Happy Birthday EMP . You look good for your age?.
anyone got a match?
sniper spotted!
“COD sniper on a bike”
Exactly. That was my thought, too. And it seems I’m not the only one …
COD is no longer COD, it’s called MW now and it comes in november yippieee!
Not really. It still is COD but with MW as appendix :p
more like photoshop fail….
Good disguise.
Smoke it!
And pass it, plz.
OTOH, it’s a GREAT Halloween costume!
Hey (hay?), it’s Cousin It!
why is that bush ridding a bike?
Actually, wouldn’t that be a win?
This happens quite often in my country XD … I should have taken a picture…*sigh*
Looks like a character from Red dawn
its a mobile sniper which is invisible in a hayfield
Good camouflage =D
Hay!!!! —
How do we know its a FAIL? It looks more like a WIN to me… did anyone check to see if he dropped some?
Was this photo from the Hayman islands???
Wasn’t there a scene like this in the Aristocats?
YEP XD, edgar being chased by the dogs
Just wanted to say the same. That’s not anyone transporting hay. thats a sniper waiting for a shot!
Whaddya mean, fail? That’s Cousin It!
Portable Needle-in-the-Haystack Game has TRANSFORMED AND ROLLED OUT!
That looks more like a pile of freshly harvested cannabis than, you know, hay….
How that guy can see through his immense body hair is beyond me.
George W “BUSH” on vacation?
Oh god, thats making me sneeze just looking at it
At least they are feeding their horses…
Oops! Wrong blog
hay! what’s going on?
Um, looks to me like whoever it is is WALKING the bike… so… how is this a fail?
I took one look at this and just laughed. xD
GHILLIE SUIT FAIL
dammit you beat me too it.
INSTANT GHILLIE SUIT!
its a gillie suit duh
He is this much hungry that he can’t wait for a day, he carries as if there were no tomorrow…………….
Didn’t have enough money for a trailer, eh?
That’s not a hay transportation fail… that’s a camouflage WIN!
Oh no no no wait! I saw this dude on Scooby-Doo!
Yeah he was chasing the gang around. Not on a bike though….
Or perhaps ghillie suit fail.
this must be a new glitch in COD4….
SNIPER!
this is what happens when some people do not shave…
Damn snipers… always goofing off.
Damn….just damn. Ghille suits are not meant for that!!!!
damn thats a lot of weed
I can’t believe it… NO ONE has caught this: It’s A GIANT-SIZE MAN-THING, and don’t forget it! Ever! And It is a WIN, ’cause he’s got a bike!
That hayride is win, not fail
I’d say that’s an north-Korean win..
camofluage win!
Sorry Arbiter, your active camo is’nt as…new as ours…
that’s an amazing ghillie suit.
Hot damn! That guy has more grass on him then Bob Marley!
I never knew the swamp thing could ride a bike….
Haha…This is “człowiek żyto” from Poland
wahahahaha
its a fat ass in a ghilie suit
camouflage win?
Ghillie suit WIN!
Ghillie Suit Win! kinda…