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Kiss my ass, Audi!
Ok where is Arthur…..
On the floor, laughing!
*squeezes giggly Arthur*
*squeeze*
Oh, this one really makes my day. This one is dedicated to you, Arthur!
*squeeze*
I second the motion!
*files paperwork for full dedication ceremony*
K@tcf you you have to have a motion on the floor first. Then ask for secondary to move that motion and sometime a pillar(third).
Then ask for the motion to be passed, look for a show of hands then motion is passed. Enter it then in the books.
Ack- whatever!
OK all in agreement- that this fail is dedicated to Arthur make your mark here vvv
*raises hand*
One for Arthur
*Thrusts both hands in the air*
Memememe!
Yay Arthur!!
(*Morning squeezes all around!*)
Yay! Does that mean that I’m the first ever to have powered a picture fail?
*squeezes for all*
Rises hand.
Motion carried.
*the bells toll loud and clear for all the land to hear*
“Long live BMW, long live Arthur Eld”
I remember that in Germany they once used to say for BMW: Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen!
*three squeezes for the power of Arthur*
Aye! One for Arthur, please! *squeezes for Failpeeps*
Woo hoo! Go Arthur!
*squeeze*
Yea, Arthur!!
*squeezes*
ROFL! I just had to pop in and *SQUEEZE* Arthur on this fail.
*SQUEEZE!*
*pinches Arthur’s ass*
Careful on my BMW!
i vote for arthur….
now would someone tell me why?
de prestatjes vanaaf mijn oud BMW waren verbluffend!
let’s bash some german car brands!
Um…BMW = British Motor Works
oops, i’m sorry. I didn’t know that, just like most people don’t know that GM = Guinean Motors
nice try Edogg, but BMW still stands for Bayrische Motorenwerke.
Let’s clarify that BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Works.
it IS a German car brand:
BMW= Bavarian Moter Works
Look it up, people.
(This tidbit of information brought to in full by Artemis_Statham)
ps I don’t want to sound like a jerk or anything, it’s just that I like to point out people’s errors and help fix them if I know how to. *Smiles sweetly*
So don’t worry, Edogg, I’m not picking on you.
British Motor Works? Oh, dear…
hah… bovarian mule ways
Uh…What’s “Oh dear” about British Motor Works?
It’s BAVARIAN MOTOR WORKS!!!
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“Anyone Interested In Their Karma Should Stop Wishing For Tornadoes, Now.” –Dr. Joshua Wurman.
He’s down there somewhere
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Hahaha, nice one Fuzz.
The picture is a clear WIN imo.
Of course. After all, it’s a BMW.
*puts a checkmate mark in the log*
Looks like this poor guy got rooked.
(I loled Fuzzy)
the “M” in “M5″ is for MULE?
100% arab win
Agreed. Dude’s got him some ironic humour win.
‘xactly. I think it’s hilarious. Cool dude. Reminds me of Crazy Achmed down in Marocco.
Yeah, one wonders how this can be a fail?
Hahahah
bmw rulez.
That’s a BMW? Man, I got ripped off buying that actual car!
It’s a BMW D4. It has all the luxuries! Fur seats, raised driver position and all with one whole donkey-power engine! Yours for only three turnips and a small aubergine!
I’ll give you half a Zucchini and an apple!
Throw in a clove of garlic and you’ve got a deal!
Hold it! I’ll raise you two carrots and a tomato!
You’re too late to offer tomatoes as I have no use for them now (clicky). Make it a guava.
A mango and a pineapple?
A potato!
Two plums, a banana. Do you think he is trying to tell us something?
*lol* now vicar, put that potato back … but wait till you’re back in the comfort of your own home.
Fine! Two carrots and a guava. That’s my final offer.
*offers GBF a fruit basket*
Perfect! Now I can store all this currency.
i’ll throw in a lemon and £10,000
I’ll match your offer & add TheLars’ Head on a platter
I’ll match your offer and even throw in a full troll army to eat.
But troll blood is deadly poison to Humans!!
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! so who gets the BMW D4?
If no-one else is offering, I guess I’ll take it
How about Half an Onion and a Picture of the Stig?
Yeah. Totally
Certainly. Backwater Mule Works. This one’s a classic.
Well, GM might resort to that later.
You mean they’re not doing it now?!
*snork*
Morning, all!
It’s the new desert model
Looking to stirrup new business.
The corporate vehicle for companies looking to rein in their budget.
This model is excellent for off-road riding.
build your medieval civilization.
sim desert?
alternative fuels win!
A mule-efficient vehicle.
But the emissions smell worse
Methane vs NOx & CO2……..I will take the stinky!
good choice
He’s stuck with the donkey, because his camel was toed.
… and his boat wouldn’t be road.
1 Horsepower
more like 1 donkeypower
1-Up donkeykong extra life power
Your move, horse rider.
*picture of a thoroughbred horse*
Checkmate.
You beat his Ass!
Damn, now I look like a dumbass.
Nö.
*hee haws out loud*
The recession has hit BMW hard.
Fight fight fight!
Hi. I drive a Jaguar. dkagkjcajkdgbasxvvyiwgdbjkadbasv whoaaa.. steady keyboard…..steady..
There aren’t even any wheels.
wheels suck! Hooves are the way forward!
Blind Mule Walking?
Born Moroccan Walker
Braying at the Moon Walk
Broke Man’s Wish
Braying Motor Works
Berber Man Wandering
…I see the blind mule walkin’… (don’t know how to do music notes)
Big Man in Wadi
Burro Motoring Wabenzi
Bavarian Mule Works
He’s probably on his way to Alpina to have his BMW mule tuned.
Tuned? Is it going to be a road racing or rally model?
He just wants to add painted flames on the side.
How about a horn that plays “La Cucaracha,” too?
And bronze testicles hanging from the rear axle.
Tuned…as in “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish”??
I’d hate to see how they tune that up…
All of a sudden I’m reminded of the Monty Python “Musical Mice” sketch.
or the coconut quest one.
Thats what i call good for the environment…
I wonder what a Volvo looks like….
A mule with an extra pair of legs!
And a Ferrari Enzo?
A mule on cocaine.
A horse with a red saddle.
A mule on c0caine.
(Damn moderation!)
OT- I have actually seen a stoned donkey. At my parents in laws house, in Bulgaria, last year they had marijuana growing in abundance on the road verges, the donkeys loved it, though spent half the summer travelling sideways, and occasionally refusing to move at all!
Sounds like my roommate in college.
*munch, munch, munch*
No mewling to the Feds when you’re potted.
Sounds like a squirrel I know…
*looks around and is the only squirrel here*
Oh!
A mule on cocaine with a red saddle.
I bet the steering on that is a pain in the @$$.
Only when it bites you!
In Islamic folklore, there is a sort of holy fool character called, Mullah Nasruddin. One story about Nasruddin goes like this:
The border patrol guard had a strong suspicion that Nasruddin was a smuggler. Nasruddin would cross the border with a number of donkeys, all of which had bulging sacks on their back. Whenever the guard would inspect the sacks, he never found anything but straw inside. When Nasruddin would return from his trip, he would always be by himself, smiling and looking content.
Years later, after both men had retired, they happened to meet one evening at a tavern. The guard asked Nasruddin, “Tell me, old fellow, all those years ago, were you smuggling or not?”
“Yes,” Nasruddin said, “I was indeed.”
“I could never find anything! What was it you were smuggling?”
“Donkeys.”
There is a riddle similar to that, except it is with bicycles.
Omg it’s in Morocco
nice country
There are emissons, I just don’t want to know what they are…
If this happens in Morocco, a llama will do it also in Chile. Giddy-up!!! *horse neighs* Hi-ho! Silver away!!!
its a bmw with a whopping 1 horse power!
But its a donkey not a horse. So 1 donkey power.
Would be better if it were 2 to make a BMdoubleMule
i dont get this haha someone tell me
fail
For another shot of the donkey, go to: http://thefunnypill(dot)com/images/bmw-donkey(dot)jpg
Well what is tyhere not to get a man has brought a top of the range BMW and is using it on a cliff side, silly moroccan.
Think you need a spell / does this make any sense checker
Kalihari ferrari!
Burmese Beemer
Does 50 miles to the carrot.
Curious after my last moderation:
Heroin.
Aha.
Marijuana.
Hmm.
Crack.
Soso.
Angel Dust.
Interesting.
Speed.
Strange.
PCP.
So, all of that ^ is okay, but c0caine gets moderated?
c0caine, running all ’round my brayin’
coc
coca
Well, Arthur, after all those drugs, you best find yourself a rehab clinic.
Rehab is for quitters.
The Death Valley Outdoor Knitting Association is for sweaters.
…and I’m not a quitter…
*Squeezes to Brewski and SuzieQ*
The Donkey Hindquarters Liposuction Clinic sucks ass.
Cyanide?
Marajuana?
Really? A Volcom t-shirt?
Hey, he’s just a wannabe sk8tr.
POSER!
Morrocan Audobaan. Zipping by at 3 miles an hour. SLOW DOWN YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR FANCY MULES!!!!
I wonder how many times his dealer had to see his manager before they finalized the paperwork.
He needs to Pimp his Mule
I’ll get mine dyed green.
Flame Details on the side & T.V’s in the back seats
You’re gonna mess with his fur? Then it’d be pimp my hide
better name then Pimp My Ass.
NONONO this is obviously a win!
Here we go again…
*carboat*
*comforts Arthur*
It’s okay, bud, just hang in there.
*pat pat pat*
Fine, it’s a wail!
I would like to see someone pimp a whale.
Burro Mule Walking
LOL!! That’s so FAIL it’s swung back around to WIN!!
This is a win!
WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!
WWWIIIIINNNNN!!!!
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This is definitely a WIN.
where did they get it anyways?
To all it may concern, especially 5eags and Shadow:
Clicky. I just made it a few minutes ago, so it still looks scrappy, but it should look much better in a few days.
Cool, i was actually the FIRST to comment on your new site! Congratualtions for the good job!
Yo thanks!
Well, I gotta go. See you maybe later, TOM!
Halifax, you do know that TOM is a troll, right?
LOL that is too funny.
RACISM
I hereby baptize you Eduardo and from now on, you shall be called Edward!
What could be racist about someone riding a donkey?
♪ Goin’ to run all night, goin’ to run all day
I’ll bet my money on the bobtail nag, somebody bet on the bray-
ing donkey. ♩
TOM ummm you did this racism/baptize a couple of fails ago right??.
nope you must have a déjà vu!
I’m so sorry…. but THAT’S A WIN!
I agree. This way both the vehicle and the driver are asses.
Yeah. It’s an EPIC WIN.
Poor Donkey, somebody should kick that a$$ off of him.
*wants to hug the burdened beast*
*snork*
You’re soooo right! Support PETA!
Umm KatzVonD some animals are breed for carrying and others for eating.
They were bred by humans for carrying our fat a$$es around, but that wasn’t what they were meant for! That’s my opinion anyway. I respect the opinions of others as well…I don’t hafta like them, but I respect them.
they were meant to graze on wide prairies without no dambuss bothering them. Support PETA!
while i applaud peta’s push for fair treatment of animals, i can’t really get behind this whole totalitarian “animals are people too” movement. i don’t think animals should be subjected to unfair treatment, but i happen to know that horses actually enjoy the being ridden, as long they aren’t pushed beyond their limit or forced to carry excessive amounts. but a horse is more than capable of supporting a fully grown man, and so long as the tack is secured properly, it won’t cause the animal any significant damage. Adding to that, the majority of people that i know treat their horses and mules very well, some better than their own kids. Oh, and not to be rude, but KatzVonD♀, what were they meant for? and who meant them to be for that?
Well, I don’t see what your hurry to be so kind to the animals is. Especially when some of them have a particular fondness for crapping on your stuff.
i got no stuff in the prairies, hence they can’t crap upon that.
I don’t understand your reference. Did my cat or dog crap on something of mine this morning?? Or are you talking about the bird cr@p on my car?
Bloody waste of money and resources for what we eat and use of animals.(except Whoppers and Big Macs excluded ok)
I am a wild game eater myself.
I am sorry if I have offended you ok.
please accept this *squeeze*
thank you for respecting my opinion. not many people do that anymore. and as for liking it, what point would there be to having an opinion if everybody had to approve of them?
the above comment was intended for KatzVonD♀, but due mostly to the fact that my fingers have a mind of their own, it got put in the wrong place sorry.
*scowls at fingers and chastises them for their actions*
Actually my comment was for sweet KatzvonD too lol. But hey I hope I didn’t offend you either?.Here is a aqueeze for you “lover of animals and eater of meat( yes it is possible to be both)”
thank you very much and have one one of mine.
*gives a very well earned squeeze to 5 eagles*
*gives another cause it feels so nice*
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals??? I’ve never tried donkey, and I don’t honestly want to… but you are welcome to try it TOMmi.
If anyone from Mercedes or Audi is looking at this pic,they it deserves a prize of not less than 1000$
And if they aren’t, it doesn’t?
This picture seems chinda fake, volcom t shirt, watch, cell phone ?…
You’re saying someone photoshopped the rider into that picture? Because who ever rides a mule never has a watch, a cell phone or a t-shirt? Hmmm.
It’s not fake. I work in Jordan, in a rural area, and they all have brand clothes due to international charities, no water, barely any food, fake brand name watches, and without doubt will have a mobile phone. Often the village will just swap them around with no sense of ownership, it’s just about who needs it when.
It’s a very different world from the one shown by movies. Plus in Jordan at least they get insane coverage! Better than back home.
Serious artifacting around the torso and volcom logo makes me suspicious…but maybe it’s just compressed to hell
More win than fail, really.
I hope I can justify that being used on my grave.. (Left indented pref.)
I was going to say it but someone may have already beaten me to it.
Big Mule Working
That’s a fine piece of ass.
Err… which picture are you looking at?
The one of you that we posted last week
ass = donkey
I think he knows, Tom. I think he just wanted me to say I was looking at his.
…
What? Everybody loves a compliment, right?
true, i’d really love a compliment right now!
Tom: Compliments are earned through actions, not by fishing for them. Just sayin’.
According to Shadow, Arthur fished for one too!
But obviously I was joking.
By the way Arthur, did I tell you your ass was looking particularly fine today?
Tom if someone says you are a nice piece of a$$ you tell them you a whole a$$,…… wait backwards LOL kidding
Actually, I didn’t know that. So, if I say “this turbine sucks ass” you don’t know if it’s not functioning properly or if it runs on donkeys?
Exactly! And if we say, “Hmm, nice sweater,” you can’t tell whether we’re complimenting an article of clothing or the man sitting beside you persipiring profusely.
hehe, literally speaking, yes!
This comment sucks ass.
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LEAVE THAT DONKEY ALONE!!
Thieve that noddey a clone?
although you can’t see it’s arse!
This is a really old one, and I’m sure people have seen it before, but it somehow seems appropriate.
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10.00
The Bishop was buried the next day.
true story too!
Nice Mr.Brewski. Lmao.
i think its even funnier, that he wears Volcom clothing while riding a bmw-donkey
hey, we have the same guys in France suburbs
To the retard who translated BMW with “British Motor Works”: It stands for “Bayrische Motorenwerke” (Bavarian Motor Works), dumbass
Whereas TOM were right with his assumption :>
1. Bayerische Motoren Werke.
2. It was a joke.
3. Who’s the dumbass?
They’re all around us..
..honestly
Actually, I think this one is hilarious. Shows a good sense of humor.
That’s the Best Mule of the World..
THIS is a WIN !!!
This looks more like a WIN to me!
I think this is more of a win, actually…
VTEC just kicked in YO!
My other donkey is also a BMW
The man has issues if he’s riding a BMW-Donkey instead of a S-audi.
The man has issues if he’s riding a BMW-Donkey instead of a S-audi model.
He got a Volcom t-shit :O
a t-shit?? Ouch!!! However did you force it out?
They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Id say thats a win
…freakin awesome,
Dude got a tight volcom stone shirt on, and he’s whipping a beamer.
That’s awesome! And, oddly, the only beemer I’d drive. I love that pic.
THIS IS WIN!!! big time WIN!!!
This isn’t a fail – it’s an epic win!
Usually the driver of a BMW is the donkey
I wonder if this one is tuned?
A very high performance horse, I bet that cost him a lot of $
Yeah, it seems pretty lowered too
d(-_-)b
the fact he’s wearing a volcom shirt is also a fail in my opinion
*Sigh* Just typical failblog garbage, I can’t believe you idiots think this is real, I really can’t see how you moronic imbecils believe this picture along with every other on this horrid site for that matter, is real.
blatant Moonlighting ripoff
is that donkey M-Powered? check if it has 4 exhausts…i am not volunteering
So fake, but still it would be better quality than the regular BMW’s
i want one
This is a full-on WIN, yo.
That’s totally a win. Do you know how expensive BMW donkey’s are? That guy must be rolling in the slightly shiny rocks.
it runs without gasoline!
THATS A WIN LOL
Come on! this is a win!
I know him,his name is Ali, he is a beduin in Petra,Jordan, very nice and funny guy. The donkey’s name is Zuzu
I fail to understand how so many Americans think they are the only people with a sense of humour.
The bedouin in Petra especially always have the comedy switched on. Glad someone else understands.
i was riding this donkey and this guy kept telling the passerbys: This lady demanded a ferrari,but this is all i have!
) Those beduins definetly have a sense of humour,they work with toursits everyday and immitate them hillariously,even if they don’t speak the language 
BMW M(ule) Power.
WIN!!
LOL, Mofo’s wearing a Volcom shirt. Where do they get this? Ahh now i know. The children are producing the stuff, later bombing trslv and the buyers. Aiiiight
Absolutely WIN!
Sorry, but this is total WIN…
That might be the only way for him to ever say he’s ridden in (on?) a beamer.
How can you get this to a fail? BMW DONKEY Ftw!
he only move when he can doing cosplaying.
As long as it’s a Bavarian Mule it still werks.
Dude–This isn’t a fail it’s a win, damit!
This is def a failblog fail. THIS IS A WIN!
The dude clearly has asspirations…
WIN
I guess this is the one horse power model! Does this model come with air conditioning and satellite navigation?
no but it has leather seating.
a saddle.
Adding another “WIN” to the pile. It’s hilarious!
BMW WIN
fail??? BMW WIN!
Seriously, I need to meet this guy. He’s fricken hilarious
Oh, my gosh…Are you serious?!?
Putting a BMW sign on a donkey is totally a fail, but a BMW (Esp a 735 or 750) itself is a total Epic Win!
I call donkey win on this…
This picture is not fail, he is posing this donkey as BMW because he is in the ancient times…………..
(yelling) Hey, dude, did you miss the past 1,000 years?!
It is not a car it is BMW !
Enjoy with BMW wallpapers
It’s amazing. Iraq is becoming more like america everyday. now if only BMW would start making cars over there…
I THINK THIS IS A EPIC WIN!!! XD
are you guys serious? hes wearing a VOLCOM tshirt. Hes clearly a tourist whos full of epic win. Chill out/
ummm totally a win
i think a bigger fail is that the guy has a volcom t-shirt !!!!
haha, that’s not a fail, that’s a humor win!
Nice how much horse-power does it have?
WIN WIN WIN!!!! how is that NOT a win, and where dan i get one of those BMDonkeys? even one of the stickers.
no way! This hasto be a WIN!
That is one pimped out ride…..WIN!!
Passes the state emissions test!
This isn’t a fail, it’s a win.
Depends on your point of view.
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“TIV2…One day, you won’t make me feel blue…One day, I will love you!”–Sean C. Casey IMAX film-maker and storm chaser
i would say this is a win if anything
Well….I’m half and half on this one…The donkey is kinda cute, but it’s a fail if you put a BMW sign on the donkey’s head….
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“’cause if something bad happens when you intercept, you want that head protection, right? You wanna keep your head on!”–Sean C Casey, IMAX-film-maker and storm chaser
Photoshop fail
?
Naw, totally NOT P-shopped.
THe guy really did put that BMW sign on the donkey.
Actually I think this is from Jerusalem. And it’s a pure WIN!
Man, thats soo funnyyy..but its photoshopped for sure..the guys wearing a volcom shirt, haha thats photoshopped
How is it P-Shopped? The shirt is real!!!
Just because he’s wearing a Volcom shirt doesn’t mean it’s Photoshopped!!!
Um…Did I put p-shopped on purpose, or did I mean to put “photo-shopped”?
He only has a bmw sign because he likes bmw, not because he thinks thats a bmw
That made me lol!
That’s wishful thinking, my friend!
HELL YEAH! volcom stone! this guy wins epicly..
lol i couldnt stop laughing after seeing this. best pic
i think this is more of a WIN
brutal win
Is that one of the latest models?
WIN. eat it, bmw.
2010 4×4 model…