Boat Transportation Fail
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Boat in the boot.
Das Boot?
These Boots are made for walking?
Ahh… The Name Is Bootsy, Baby!
Does anyone notice a pink thong on the boat? Mebbe from them chicks who didn’t know how to wear thongs from the other fail
*Dreams about failblonds making out with rear ends……
of boats*
Looks more like a crab to me.
thongcrab. new species. attacks rear ends of boats.
Thong crab….not new species….likes in skanky panties, found in low rent night clubs!
Oh, I thought all women’s panties looked like that…
*slinks away*
*catches MRN*
*spanks his bottom*
Oooohhh, is the first one free?
Only if you repeat after me
“Most ladies, especially regulars on fail blog, wash everyday, and do not have maky panties”
*manky
Bukkit
“Most ladies, especially regulars on fail blog, wash everyday, and do not have maky panties. *manky Bukkit”
(I had to look up “manky” – maybe I’m not as worldly as I seem.)
*squeeze*
Much forgivness!
….and spankings!
So I’d like to know where, you got the notion
said I’d like to know where, you got the notion
to rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over
rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t
thats a win right there!
Headline
“Car fails to nom boat sufficiently”
There’s a stem in the stern.
That was supposed to be a stand alone comment.
I didn’t do it….I swear!
Don’t swear. It’s not polite.
Damn, I mean sh!t sorry, feck, crap sorry…..*goes home*
I think it was nomed sufficiently. It was just going out the back door now.
What a waste!
Hunk if you see a bout in the Trunk..
Too much junk in the trunk.
no such thing as TOO much!
Boat*
Looks like a Transportation Win — so far….
..until they get to the car ferry and start the recursion going.
Special forces quick release aquatic system….on tour!
Spinal feces quick release system…at home!
It was actually the truck behind this car that was transporting the boat.
*breaks too quickly*
*bungees break*
*boat flies in an elegant arc*
CRUNCH
“SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIP”
Quick!…to the Boatmobile!
They’re the reinforcements to fight the gun-toting octopus.
*pouncesqueeze*
That bloody octopus has friends you know
*headdesk*
*carboat*
Boston has the Duck Tours, Hoboken, NJ has this.
Are the Duck tours in the old amphibious landing craft? They have those here in Seattle too.
I believe it’s the same. The tour starts on land and then the craft goes into (onto) the water.
A lot of cities have these for tours, but I don’t think many cities have the original military-style vehicles.
The ones around here are painted up, but they’re the originals. Look mighty weird going down the road.
Yeah, I saw them I think outside of the Boston Science Museum.
Tourducken?
OMG, this is what keeps me on this site!
We have them in NY too.
Emergency Action Plan for a bridge fail?
om..hahaha! Love it
Actually it’s not a boat, it’s a car!
Hahahaha…errrr.. what again?
Its an ambitious amphibian!
How is this a fail? he did something really hard, that isn’t suppose to be done. This is a win, it demeans the whole site when you can’t tell the difference.
So…. you don’t think it shouldn’t be done because it’s…. STUPID!?
double negation = quadruple negation!
How is this a fail?
Let me count the ways.
1) It’s illegal. At least around here it would be.
2) It’s highly dangerous.
3) It can screw up the car.
4) Most importantly, it can screw up the boat!
It’d be a win if he’d put little flags on the end to let people it’s a long vehicle.
*sticks wide load bumper sicker on her butt*
like that, ta da!
well, there IS a flag – Can’t you see that bright pink thong?!
I’m also assuming a woman is driving? I don’t think any man would ever load his boat on his car! And I’m a woman saying this!
Are you just wandering through?
I don’t know a lot of women who try to shove things in the rear of things…
Until now I thought that boat tail cars looked rather elegant.
The naval version of truck nuts?
Boat Boll*cks?
Maybe boat oarlocks?
ship sacks?
He’s trying to get his ship together?
yo dawg we heard you like boats, so we put a boat in your car so you can float while you drive
And we heard you like mudkipz.
*makes the “Whadufuh?” Face*
clicky
It’s an attack!
One lantern, no – two! Three?? Sh!t!
It’s a fit!
It’s James Bond now the recession has hit MI5.
An underperformance by Q!
No, it’s a disguise to throw off the bad guys. Some of Q’s finest work to date if you ask me.
My mom’s an attack!
I don’t think that car likes us. It’s giving us a stern look.
*snork*
Aft er all we are laughing at it!
I’d give this guy a wide berth if I saw him on the highway.
I think he may have been on the port!
what do you suppose this car would list for when it’s new?
How the hull would I know?
Of course.
Fore he is a danger to himself and others!
Maybe he’s driving to Russell Crowe’s nest?
I haven’t a clew. Let’s take a peak at his itinerary and find out.
Oar we could just follow him.
Who else can we rope in to our plans?
A lot of people should join in as long as this is the current fail.
So there is likely to be a tide of support?
You think that they’ll just go with the flow?
If not, we’ll just wave goodbye to them.
Why would they bail now?
So if we funnel support, we should do ferry well!
Unless someone can hatch a better idea.
Schooner or later somebody is going to rock the boat and we’ll have to put the whole thing on hold.
Not if we have the right person at the helm.
Definitely not a naval gazer!
As long no one starts bo’sun me around.
Bo’sun – good one!
*bows*
It’s been pun, but it’s after five bells in the mid watch. I’ll head for bed now. May the wind at your back always be your own all. Night.
Salutes, least you are not off to the poop deck!
Well, we could ask the Captain, but I just know he’d want to bring Tenille.
Even if he didn’t, do we want another Dragon?
If he caught us we would look like royal fools.
*h.m.’s.*
Howard gives you a look!
That’s a win. Gettin’ yer boat in the water regardless of the means is ALWAYS a win. I hope his trolling motor and USCG approved gear is in the back seat? If not, then fail.
WTF???
Hagrid’s funeral:
Not so great actually.
I took my boat for a car,
I took that car for a ride. . .
Try use an RV you baloney head ESPECIALLY ADMIRAL AND GENERAL! *SQUEEZE!!!*
*boops Timothy’s nose*
I have some case of: sneeze, cough, sore throat, just to name a few. It’s real!!!
The boat was tired of everyone chanting “I’m on a boat,” so it tried its turn with a car.
“I’m on a car mothaf*cka don’t you ever forget!”
ahahaha!
Yeah, but where’s my hat?
Are you going to try that reply on every fail until you find one where it makes sense?
At least he’s got chicken..
WIN.
I’m riding on a squirrel, doin flips n sh!t!
Alice wake up you are dreaming again!
hmmm earlier I had an illusion that only cars run on the road…great new thing to me thank you…
that’s no boat that is the best racing rear spoiler i have ever seen where can i get one
The aero dynamics are all wrong for it to be a spoiler.
can’t be wrong notice how the rear spoiler is pushing him down the only fail is missing one on the front
All aboard the fail boat!
Keep on trunkin’!
I don’t know if I’d call that a fail
looks like a success to me – no wreck and they’re driving along just fine
Hey, now I can buy a boat!
So far nothing has fallen, so it’s almost fail.
I’m going to the lake!
moAr like boat transport WIN!
At least there’s a red flag on it.
That looks like a Kentucky license plate… We don’t screw around down here in the bluegrass… state pride fail.
and who told this person to just put the boat in the trunk?
RECAPTION:
Invisible Trailer, hez got one.
If you think this is a fail, you should have seen when they launched it…
I’m impressed.
Question is…after jamming it in there, were they able to remove it without damaging the car or boat?
Er, I mean…that’s one helluva trunk spoiler!
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wot teh fux.. when did someone post a picture of us? :O
anyways, ya, never knew this was posted on the internet, but there’s only one explaination…
WE WANTED TO GO FKN FISHIN!
Appears to be working to me
Sometimes you gotta think outside the box. It looks like it’s working so far.
How the hell did they not tip over?
Car – a few thousand pounds.
Boat – mostly empty space, a few hundred pounds at most.
Failboat goes on a roatrip
*inserts D in roadtrip, and spaces words apart*
unless hes taking a ticket, i’d call that a win!
Doesn’t look like that’s a fail….looks like it’s working out pretty well for him!
not needing a boat carrier trailer WIN
I’ll bet anything they just bought that boat on Craigslist. We’re moving, and selling off a bunch of bulky furniture, and you would be amazed at what people will try to cram in their cars. I actually had to tell someone that no, they couldn’t fit a stove in their trunk.
You might be able to pack a trunk in a stove however.
Peruse past fails. It is indeed amazing what people try.
all aboard the failboat
Looks like a win to me.
This is nothing. Y’all should see how me and my friends got 5 20 foot canoes and 4 10 foot kayaks in the back of a 4 foot pickup truck. We got some pretty weird looks goin’ through Bon Echo Park that day.
I have this image of a nautical banana bunch.
This picture begs the question: Where’s their load flag. Since their load extends over 3 feet beyond the rear bumper they have to have a red flag. I doubt the Highway Patrol/State Troopers would count that pink thong as a load flag.
Oh and don’t forget to sing “I’m on a Boat (Featuring T-Pain)” by The Lonely Island. It’s a good song.
This is only possible in the States…
4 words: BUY A F***ING TRAILER!
OMG. i guess waiting for someone with a truck wasnt good enough. whats that redneck expression “git-r-done!”
I am reminded of the Foxworthy bit: “No Sir, there’s no law against you pulling a boat behind you. We DO require that you use a trailer.”
The boat lacks a shadow. They should pay more attention…
what a gay license plate
its an aquacar
Well, at least he/she is using the red flag
but instead, its a pink thong…
or crab… thongcrab whatever
good idea *_(
I cant believe I live in Owensboro, with morons who do THAT.
Oh, Kentucky, you backwater bitch, you. Making people ashamed to claim their origins since 1985.