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♪ This is the end, my only friend, the end. ♪
I love the smell of navel in the morning.
Pull the strrrings! Pull the strrrings!
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I don’t have sound at work, but I could have sworn I heard that shrieky voice again.
Damn, why couldn’t this picture be from the front!
DAMMIT! Someone needs to post pictures of them from the front!
Find those pics now!
You’d like that wouldn’t you, sick disgusting freak.
sick disgusting freak? so it would be better for him to think that about a guy is that what youre getting at?
Just what i was going to say.
I know right why couldn’t it be in the front!
well… if you’re that desperate, you can always surf for some good p0rn and then rub your benis really hard.
I love to rub my Benis. Oh Benis!
You fail hard, or more likely, soft.
When you finish rubbing your benis, can you come rub mine?
why doesn’t everyone come to my house and we can all bump benises!?
that had to have been a crazy typo(if it was)
I’d rather rub my p3n0r… but thats just me.
B3N0R?
si signor
LOL WIN!
No, NO IT’S YOU AGAIN! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!
ITS NOT HOW IT USED TO BE
YOUR TAKING MY LIFE AWAY!
Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys… Puppy dog tails, and BIG FAT SNAILS… Beware… Take care… Beware!
Are you supposed to be Glen or Glenda?
Yes.
1st!
That must be a real disappointment.
…and hopefully, nevermore.
sad, sad, sad…..
FAIL
FLAIL!
192nd! Oh Ya.
this makes me want to see the front O_O
crap!!
Realisation sinks in
Where’s fuzz? I can’t be here every morning to make the save!
I have him tied up in my basement. If you want to see him again send me 200 Internets.
Errr…. do you have a Paypal account?
Credit or Debit?
I don’t know that. Aiyyyieee….!
*is hurled into gorge*
He he he he he, the assassin paid off after all
What is your next command, master?
Oh, whats that? I just shot you in the balls? Its a shame.
Heh. Monty Python reference for the win. ^^
calling out first then finding out your not first is like having a really big benis party in your coldsore-filled mouth. That’s what Raven told me anyway…
my benis likes that idea.
Your benis likes the idea of having a party in the mouth of a troll with a bad case of coldsore?
Man, that must be some kind of record in masochism.
At least they are matching. Togetherness win!!!
I bet one of them put it on right, and the other one told her “no no, it’s on backwards”.
It might be a new European trend… you never know.
And both blondes. Why does this not surprise me?
LOL WIN.
Any pictures of the other side?
ROFL, must be great.
I’ll fill you in. The one in blue is a mere B-cup & the one in pink looks like Nichole Richie.
Well, I now know exactly how many times I can hit ‘Ctrl +’ to enlarge the picture.
There’s a limit?
Well, technically, no, but it stops having an effect on the picture size about 4-5 presses before I stopped.
It gets blurry and pixelated after the 5th magnification.
Those guys from CSI know how to work around that.
they sure do!
A-ha! Pixels … I knew it … *mutters to self, sassafrassin photodhopped pics*
Argghhhh … its tooearly, grabs the stoopy “d” and replaces itg with a sophisticated “s”
*removes extra ‘g’*
*adds space between too & early*
Okay how do you all know about the CTRL + never heard of it
Where’s the ‘never heard of it’ key?
Looks photoshopped
How do you know?
I can tell from some of the pixels. And from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
its not photoshopped i can tell, im an expert.
jealous.
Of whom?
Is she sucking her thumb?
She’s curling her moustache.
Or maybe smoking a pipe.
She’s holding her monocle in her hand.
Scary, ’cause these are all good reasons why the guy walking towards them is, for some odd reason, purposely not even looking at them.
He’s got shades on, that way you can have your head turned so it looks like you’re not starring, but your eyes are locked in all the way.
I don’t find it odd. I tend to keep my gaze fixed straight ahead, because looking at people, regardless of their gender or clothing, isn’t particularly interesting. Turning your head to look at someone is more attention than they’re worth.
Obviously looking in front of you can have its advantages too.
Maybe she’s playing her clarinet.
YAIME
(Yet Another Innuendo Machine Explodes)
In your endo!
Innuendo and out the other! (Thanks Michael Feldman…)
first
Not really.
3rd
Congratulations!
im scared to know what the front looks like. and the part that they are matching suits, and matching retardedness… it makes my brain hurt.
Maybe they planned it. Both wearing it the wrong way independent of each other is too much of a coincidence.
I don’t think either of therm expects to keep the suits on for long – or maybe I’m just fantasizing.
This just proves that two thongs don’t make a right.
well done
Thanks! We serve lunch at the last fail (the video). But don’t try the veal – it’s cruel.
Thanks for the advice it’s mine now sucka,
sorry for the lame comment,
it’s an ongoing joke with my friends,
sorry – oh and thanks again!
*steals advice*
*flees*
Woohoohoohoohoo!
That’s not very nice – y’know, he thanked me twice.
*hands advice back to Ben-Jim-In*
Well, now it’s just second-hand advice.
yeah thanks Mr. The Moomin,
i had to be very nice to get that advide and now…
just look at it… it’s ruined!
I’ll give you some more second-hand advice to make up for it.
-ahem-
‘Never try eat anything bigger than your own head.’
-Jamie Hewlett.
It’s not ruined. It’s just…special.
Somehow the words “special sauce” forced themselves into my head.
As long as the “special sauce” isn’t bigger than your head, you should be ok.
The sad thing is that both got it wrong and neither of them realizes this..
Well at least they fail together.. =S
Not really sad for those who see them front-on (at least, not for straight men and lesbians).
The guy on the right obviously isn’t interested.
He’s too embarrassed for them.
I don’t think he’s seen them yet. He seems to be looking out over the sea. Or maybe he is gay.
Or, you know, some people have things they’d rather do than stare at women.
Yeah, like staring at the beach.
I stare at buildings and whatnot sometimes, though mostly I just focus on my music and my goal, the latter being especially important when it’s crowded and one has to navigate past all the obstacles (i.e. people) in an efficient manner.
Aha.
…latter being especially important when it’s crowded and one has to navigate past all the obstacles (i.e. people) in an efficient manner.”
Hardly the hardest things ever done by man. I bet anyone could avoid obstacles and look at these women at the same time with ease.
That’s multitasking, men don’t do that.
I have a friend -clever chap, PhD, worked for NASA- who has been known to fall over when he tries to talk and walk simultaneously.
I used to work with a scientist who would occasionally be the driver when we went to lunch away from the office (This is my former life as a computer person.). We were afraid to talk to him while he was driving, because if we asked him a question he would stop the car to answer – didn’t matter where the car was at the time.
One of the architects at work was walking down the stairs towards me when his gum fell out his mouth. He didn’t understand why I was bent over double laughing until I cried.
*didn’t think Czuhc was a friend of Sam*
I do sometimes. I guess I am not as much of a man as I thought I was.
Due to the constraints of my corporeal form, I don’t multitask when it involves me looking in several directions at once.
Not when it’s crowded, one has to be aware of ones surroundings, observing and anticipating the movement of obstacles, to know when to zig and when to zag. Also need to be alert for opportunities where one can sneak past if turning sideways or such. If you waste your attention on cleavage and the like you might get stuck behind a decrepit old lady.
As long as shw moves fast, who cares, right?
*she (I am posting comments too fast…)
I find that decrepit old ladies never move fast. In fact, people in general are slower than me, and it’s terribly annoying to have to adjust your pace to something that doesn’t feel natural just because you’re being blocked by slow walkers.
He’s trying to avoid a stiffy. He’s looking at the beach and he’s thinking:” Sand. Sand. Unpleasant sand. Water. Water. Little waves. Little waves gently thrusting…DAMMIT!”
I wonder how they managed to get their bras on straight.
they didn’t
Ready to try a three-word reply, or is this more comfortable?
definitely the second option, definitely.
I’ve just completed a finite element model of this situation and can tell you that the picture is what is commonly known as a “mock-up” or a “fake”.
The support cable running around one of the two lower support elements is essentially carrying no load. This can be verified by the lack of “pull” towards this cable.
For the rest of the drapery to be arranged as it appears in the picture, there must be another support cable running between the lower structural elements.
Further proof that engineers do not reproduce naturally and must always be recruited fresh each generation.
Brilliant!
I thought people built new engineers
No, engineers build new engineers.
Why did you have to ruin our fun?
*still having fun*
It’s late at night. Layman’s terms please?
It’s all string theory. Just observe it.
String theory is a hoax, some physicists say.
Meh – some accountants say I do my taxes wrong. There are no absolutes outside non-Verizon mathematics.
That’s just an opinion.
I don’t think it is.
Well, that’s just… *head asplodes*
well thats interesting i didn’t know heads could
I quote “asplodes”
Well, I guess you learned something today!
An ugly thing, envy.
It’s not easy, being green. . .
But I’ve actually seen those on people. =/
What you saw was blatantly edited at a later date.
Your mind makes it real.
You treat objects like women.
Hahaha!
brilliant!
Yup, it’s definitely fake. In the original, they were naked.
MrPhysics, I can assure you that this was the designer’s intention, regardless of the extra support strings not having a purpose. This is the actual real way of wearing the swimsuit! Art doesn’t require the laws of physics to be approved or interpreted scientifically. I have seen it on the catwalk. There is no other support cable either. The girl on the right is wearing it just right : Each string is on a different level/angle, so that the connective fabric covers efficiently the areas required. The other girl is wearing it the other way, meaning that the part that you see should have been on the front. She didn’t notice, or she didn’t bother to ask her friend how to wear it the right way. But due to the fact that the latter girl has a small surface of buttocks to cover, it doesn’t look like very different, just disproportionate. I hope that clarifies the situation!
Best Regards,
Celia.
these women are hot
I think so too.
You guys suck!
Lots of a-s-s-e-s here!
Yup.
I was too focused on the fail to realize that…
MMMMMM.. I’D EAT THOSE CHICKS FOR BREAKFAST
I love p-u-s-s-y in the morning.
who dosen’t… oh thats right Gays and
that dude taking a nice look at the beach.
But if he looks they’ll scream pervert at him.
You’ve gotta be joking… everything in that photo is a freakin’ WIN!!!
Lot of haze on the horizon.
The beach seems crowded.
Everyone has come to see the two freak ladies.
I think they came to show themselves to the crowd.
They will show the crowd how skilled they are with their little kites.
The display blew you away?
They managed to put the upper thing on the right way around.
“Upper thing”? You don’t ever talk to “them”, do you?
IDK… who’s “them”? Girls? Myeah, I do sometimes, but not in English. And seldom about bikini issues. What’s the correct terminus technicus? Bra? I thought a bra is underwear. Is there such a thing as a bikini bra? I’m gonna hafta look it up in my swimwear dictionary. Or you tell me. Hmm.
I believe “bikini top” is the correct nomenclature.
Someone (a female) once explored this difference to me in male v. female answer to a question about bras. She showed me a bra that had a clasp in the front. She asked me to describe it. I said, “It’s a bra that unfastens in the front.”. She said, “a woman would say it’s a bra that fastens in the front.” Suddenly I understood a basic, yet fundamental, difference between men and women.
now that’s profound
But I would say clips or hooks in the front… I’m a male.
I’ll try to stay on top of this until I get you an answer.
+1 innuendo
lol failblog always reminds me of the flame war song
Flame war? We’re pretty tame, actually. Are you referring to… (clickie)
I love the original Billy Joel song. The CollegeHumor version is funny though.
Those thongs are _supposed_ to look like that.
So that’s rather a taste-in-clothing-fail than anything else.
*tastes clothing*
i totally agree
hang on what am i agreeing to
Somethong has gone wrong here .
If the picture had been taken from an other perspective, I would have been a win!
Well, thanks for playing anyway.
True, a picture showing just sea and sky would be nice.
The view from the beach perhaps
Or the novelty sandsculpture competition just over there <—–.
Mr Cuddles would win it hands down.
(I vote we blow his work up and liberate him)
Vive la revolution comrades!
I don’t get it. He can’t be working all day! What have those awful people done to him!
*shakes fist*
I don’t get …… oh, I see. Silly trollop.
The girls aren’t wearing them wrong – I saw those exact swimsuits on the fashion channel last week and was lke wtf? Their taste may be fail, the designer may be fail, but the sad thing is that they have them on right
I read this comment, and thought I’d try and find said bikini, but instead I found this:
ht tp://4thehead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/new-bikini.jpg
Ummmm… what is that – a double bum??
Now see, that’s what Photoshop was made for.
Ooh la lah!!! To luthienanwamane: It’s FASHION TV TO YOU!!!
pah, there is no limit wearing your quadranga
Here another beach FAIL
BRILLIANT!
My mind boggles with horror at the wierdness potential of the tan-lines!
146TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t tell me you really wasted your and everybody else there time to find that out….
whisper pants…. you can see the lips move, but you can’t hear a sound
im only 11 & wut is this?
bum pleasure
HA
I don’t get how the thong is supposed to be worn?
www. quadranga. com
Well…. they are blonds…
you must be a BLONDE
I cant imagine how they dont “feel” its on the wrong side xD
I’m not a huge fan of these things but you people are aware that they are wearing them correctly and they are supposed to look like that, right? Not the best, I agree, but this is actually not a fail. Unless you count buying haute-couture too early for the general population to appreciate a fail…
need proof!
Look through the comments. Someone already posted the website… they are “quadranga” bikinis… totally designer fail
I…Dont think this is entirely a fail > >
All i have to say is……Blondes f-n Blondes
www. quadranga. com honestly, I could tell it was the design before I read the comments. Design fail for sure, and fail to anyone who thinks this fail has anything to do how the swimsuit is being worn.
The Left one is a fail and the right is a win
Show us the front!
I’m gonna go with “Spectator Win!” instead.
Wonder what the front looks like. Mmmmm..flossing
Wow, sluts always find a way to prove their stupidity.
Fail ^^ for not reading the comments first.
I see two attractive young women wearing odd looking but possibly fashionable swimming suits.
Am I missing something here?
You’re not, but those two “attractive young women” clearly are. That is to say, leg holes.
That’s got to be incredibly uncomfortable… not that a thong is comfortable in the first place but still…
Nice ass @ the one on the right
This is a WIN if I’ve ever seen one!!! Pictures from the front would be nice.
You know for it being thong fails they still have attractive looking asses.
It was certainly an excitement win for me.
This may end up being a win or fail: http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&vid=77d16040-2d8b-432e-b0d0-7b91035f8b2a
If that’s how it looks from behind I wonder how it looks from upfront.
this is more like thong WIN
cause so many men got to see their bodies
mmm
This is more of a win no matter what.
And how is this a fail? Hot girls with their thongs out of place cannot ever be a fail.
its only a WIN to us
Hey, this is a double fail :O
Actually i recently saw this kind of swim suit in a fashion magazine o.o I`m not sure it`s the same case but it looks similar. Not sure this is real fail yo ;D
WIN!
hot ladies in backwards thongs = a good day.
ha lol and their blond. the guy heading their way is in for a surprise. although this could just one of those moments where you miss something you wish you haddent
Um, if you look at the way those are designed, they can’t possibly be thongs worn wrong. Ladies, you can probably tell. It’s just an odd-looking swimsuit. So the front won’t look like what you hoped for, sorry horny guys.
Yeah, how would you tie a thong to look like that?
www. quadranga. com it’s a design fail. They are wearing them correctly.
Don’t ruin it for us!
dumb photographer. he was shooting much too late : /
wow those girls are very very hot, sexy ass
go to http://www.quadranga.cl
these are real swimsuits. they look asinine but they’re real suits. they also have similarly styled lingerie. they can apparently only be bought online from this site from chile. some of the suits have tops that are also ‘lopsided’ which makes them look more like they belong and less like a mistake (ok, still a fashion mistake but not a ‘getting dressed mistake’).
as soon as i saw there were (theoretically since you can’t see the between the cheeks string) 4 strings, i knew something different had to be going on.
thanks for that, some other folk had claimed it was supposed to be that way (and I was a bit confused by the four straps as well), but i was wondering where the sauce was. ta.
looks like epic passerby win in 3…2…1…
@Gehaktbal It’s a planet located near UrANuS
i want to see the front…
actually that’s a new kind of thong named “cuadranga”
I want to see some clam bumpin’
Double fail!
I think the guy’s boob is hanging out.
UM boys. the reason there is no pic from the front is probably because it looks like a normal bathing suit bottom. it only looks off from the back. its a dumb design. the fail is being a fashion victim. sorry.
very sexy – I’d definitely have to call that a WIN
Wow… trolling loosers
this obviously is photoshop, checkout the shadows @ the blue skirt
why do you pop up on every single message board i go to claiming everything is a photoshop? you’re worse than the “first!” guy i keep running into….
This is what happens when you let your Barbies dress themselves.
More fail people, this is sad, www. quadranga. com
anyone else notice they were blond?
stereotype win
Hot body WIN though XD
duumbbb blllllooooonddes!
so stupid
You can’t call that a fail until you see the front. It may be the design.
Then the design is made of fail.
I’m convinced the real fail is that the guy about to walk past them isn’t paying attention to their half-nakedness. he must not be interested in the female gander.
And now I prepare for any flames.
Wow. It’s amazing ho dumb hot girls are when only th ugly one are smart
Iron mooperface…
“But we want guys, to like, you know, like us for our personalities” *twirls hair and giggles.
Waiter! There’s stupid in my gene soup!
if this is the back, whats the front?
Nice ass on the right
but the picture from the front is a WIN.
awkward tan lines approaching at a rate of 48509485 mph
just how blonde can they get, they put their tops on ok
the guy in front is gay. Why isn’t he looking to the women???
why are you from philippines ?
Why are you from philippines?
and not being first ? that is so not like you !!!
x ly
your stalker x
phahaha double post sorry my bad ^^
but everybody makes mistakes, right kevin?
The only failure here would be a failure to smack that ASS! Giggity giggity goo!
You’re doing it wrong!
+1 that this picture is an absolute WIN.
How is this a fail? the suits are made like that
yeah. i dont really get this pic. ive been looking at for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how the bottoms of the bathing suits (?) are really supposed to go.
mmmm that dude looks tasty
it’s just a QUADRANGA !
ciao ciao
Wonder what the guy is thinking. xD
good
I SAY WIN!
this is a big WIN
Sorry to disappoint you all but that’s the way those thongs were designed. I know they look like sh#t but i saw them in some swimwear catalogue my girlfriend was reading…
The guy who made them is still a fail but they’re for real…
hey! maybe for them it’s a fail, but for us guys, it’s a win!
You could get arrested for taking a photo like that! It is against the law….i’ll just get a burger king now…hoofff that was hard!!!
Oh no they didn’t!
Failureific!
I gotta go with “Win” on that one
Thong win
that may be a fail for some, but for me, its a win
aaaaany minute now…that guy’s gonna turn his head to the left. And I will want to be that guy
Thong WIN….i feel more appropriate.
i wouldn’t mind
lol so it’s funny because they put the thongs on incorrectly.
i wanna c the front view instead
Fail for some and win for others
… well hello ladies, did you know I am the casting director for Hollywood… yes, the entirety of Hollywood, I am that awesome!
(they are too dumb to dress themselves properly, they will believe it)
I am so uncomfortable right now.