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T-t-t-touch me, I wanna be … legible.
Thrill me, chill me, fail me, Creature of the night.
Damn it Janet!
*pokes phone repeatedly*
Rocky Horror Picture Screen
♪ Blue tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. ♪
maybe those are the lyrics to “Still Alive” on it
No, the standard system failure error (event name: BlueScreen) is clearly visible.
This fail post is actually a fail because this phone doesn’t even have Windows Mobile (and I doubt WinMobile displays the BSOD on a kernel panic)
this fail comment on a fail post is a comment as this ISNT the phone its a display
running windows
ZING!
No shit, Sherlock.
Because I’ve seen blue screens, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I’m going to fail.
Take this screen away. What this, let’s see. . .
Hey finally a company thats honest about its products!
i saw something like this at an abercrombie story, a nice sudden , glaring, BSOD
WINDOWS HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR..!!!
♪ Samsung blue
Everybody knows one ♪
( ♪ Me and you are subject to the bluescreens now and then.)
♪ You can do anything, but lay off of my blue screen phone. ♪
Blue screen
you saw me standing alone
without a dream in my heart
without a phone of my own!
… as the Blue Screen of Death takes another Holiday
♪ Who put the glitch in the glitch-a-glitch-a-glitch?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-sam-sung?
Who put the bug in the bug sh-bug sh-bug?
Who put the dupe in the dupe da dupe da dupe?
Who was that dreg? I’d like to breack his leg,
He made my cellphone freeze on a blue screen. ♪
I see I need the bukkit.
*Splortch!*
Watch in horror as Microsoft invade Samsung!
Oh no! The blue screen of death eats all!
Supernado screams, fluffy screams — we all scream at blue screens.
Sounds like a bad horror movie: THE BLUE SCREEN – IT’S OUT TO GET YOU!
*Runs into the middle of the road*
You’re next! You’re next!. . .
*tries to run from the Blue Screen of Death*
*falls, twisting her ankle*
*gets up and limps, looking behind her in a panic*
*Blue Screen of Death catches up to her*
No. No! NOOOOOOOO!
Did you hear a scream? Has anyone seen Lurk? Lets all split up to look for her.
*Delivers a truckload of blue pods to failblog break room*
We are going to need trackers?
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell’d you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
*dons long blonde wig and nightgown which shows far too much clevage*
*runs up stairs and falls over lots*
*puts hockey mask back on*
*sharpens machete*
*waits for K@ to get nekkid*
*sneaks up behind Jason*
Goooood Evening…
*slowly looks around*
*hands Alfred camera for k@ nekkid pics*
Thaaaank you.
*sets up camera*
*takes out old fashioned movie camera*
*places on ground*
Aaaaaand…Action!
*SCREAM*
*smashes bones on ground*
*hurls bone into air*
Stop monkeying around.
Clickie.
Soooo, if I told you that I used to watch the Monkees every week would I be dating myself??
Yes, you are dating yourself but should still use protection. (you never know what that hand has touched today)
Yes, watching the Monkees every week tells us a little about your age. Telling us you watched it for relief while going through menopause would tell us A LOT more.
Thanks…I think.
I vaguely recall the Monkees, although I was very young at the time. I also remember Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In. Feel any better?
All I can remember is the intro – walking funny arm-in-arm and running with the waves.
I have the theme tune to the Monkees in Spanish
*bobs in time with the music in his head*
I remember the intro to that show! I loved to watch it just for the intro.
And Brewski right after the monkeys was the Partridge Family.
Ok, that did not come out quite right…giving away my age.
So THATS how Micheal Jackson died…
*Runs out into the street*
*Blue Screen of death sheaths out blue knife of death*
NOOOOOO!! WINDOWS IS ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER A CRITICAL PROBLEM!!!!!!!
Destroy it before it takes over Sony!!
Hey it is better then *BOOOOOM*. Darn there goes another one *hint hint*
Blue screen of DOOM!
Red screen of FOOM!
Red screen of MOOM!
*squeezes*
Mulitcolour screen of BOOM!
*squeeeflees*
Union Jack screen of FOOOOOM!!!
*gives chase*
Pink screen in bloom!
*skips off, catches up*
*squeezes Moomin, BF, fluffy & fuzz*
*squeezes Czuhc*
*hopes he doesn’t notice omission*
*Gives K@tcf a squeeze of blue screen and burns off*
Gray screen of gloom…
Green screen of ROOM!
*headbutts wall*
This room is green.
Paisley screen of BLOOM!
Blue Moon Odom… oh wait, different kind of pitcher show
Try not to be blue Fuzzy, but your movie pitch struck out with the Cooperstown audience.
What’s wrong with being blue hmmmmmmmm?
Does that screen have a matrix?
The matrix is everywhere. It creates and is created by the blue screen.
*morphs into Bill Gates*
*cricks neck*
Hello, Mr Anderson.
Cookies need love like everything does.
*5eagles fires a squeeze..- – - – - — – - – — – -(*
*morphs into Steve Jobs*
You Windows-users all look alike to me!
*does flying cartwheel, straight at Mr. Anderson’s Ctrl-Alt-Del keys*
There does seem to be a glitch in the brilliance…
My new phones great, it works just like a PC. . .oh.
could be worse, it could work like an X-box
Or like a MAC.
Good morning all that have come online.
Or like dial-up.
Good morning C.C. Halifax. You screen did not say good morning? is it on the blue screen of death LOL.
My screen says I can stay up all nite in comparison to what happened lately.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning fellow clan member ShadowSniper. Man I was laughing at you yesterday. You and the Captain going at each other.
Yep, it was fun.
What happened lately Halifax? Blue screen of death?
No, just an overabundance of atheletic activity. It has been keeping me off failblog lately, and I don’t see me being on here that much longer for awhile.
Noooooo, you can check in on internet cafes computers and or something. There has to be a way????.
*5eagles bows his head and sniffles a little*
G’mornin’ 5
The only reliable computer is one you don’t have.
*lies down on computer*
*gets up*
*lies down again*
Nope….I could do this on any of them!
*snork*
I worked for Dell for 10 yrs and know lots of Apple folks in the industry. They all are pretty much the same these days. 99% of the components are made by the same manufacturers, so there is not much of a difference. Just personal preference for apps and OS. I prefer to read and play golf.
“Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!”
So your golf bag allows you to post to FB?
Yes, and don’t call Ms Skratdaddy a “golf bag”!
*Giggles*
… so there’s not much of a difference? Yeah, but less than 1% of genes in our pool differs us from Chimpanzees. Ooh ooh aah aah!!!!
Good morning (hal) Skratdaddy. I take it you are a mac man?
See above…nesting fail!
*doh*
Mulligan!
Windows on cell phones –> So that they can crash to!
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed – oh, wait.
He doesn’t have THAT MUCH money.
Because he spent most of it already.
The secret is to use Win-Doze on all cellphones so that when you drive, IT crashes, and YOU don’t. I mean, Duh!
So, how do you call the customer support number for them to laugh at you!
You can try yelling really loud.
*yells for Cust Svc*
*hears laughter*
Hey, WTF??
No worries Skratdaddy I soaped their windows of their cars hehehehehe.
You da man!
Samsung Tech support how may I help you.
My phone seems to be completely dead. All I can get is a blue screen.
Are you calling from the phone now?
What the??? No I said it was dead. *sigh*
Yeah, it’s like .01 cents = .01 dollars. Probably same tech. Your logic is a matter of opinion.
Touch of FAIL!
Touch of Pale
♪ Well, its one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But dont you
Step on my blue dead screen.♪
♪ Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry, “Wild Samsung, you’re a real phony guy.” ♪
Wow. The famous/infamous MS-BSD (Microsoft Blue Screen of Death) is now available on the phones!!!! LOL. The operating system must have been written by Uncle Bill (Bill Gates and Company)
Brillant !
*tries to find guiness draft beer guys*
Check Brewski’s basement??
Toucan play at that game!
Stork the music! Wren are we going to get out of here?
I just have to hawk a few more phones!
Tsk! You’re just robin your customers with this phone.
I’ll get a lawyer because of this is ill-eagle.
They’ll tell you to go fly a kite.
No Shadowsniper I am fine.
Now I have no bird-en.
Stop raven about that phone and let’s go!
Yes, there’s no need to crow on about this phone.
You can seagull this phone from far away!
I think this phone was pigeonholed.
I albatrosssed my breakfast!
I let them go yesterday. :-p
Brewski!
*POUNCESQUEEZE!*
*sneaks in and tickles Brewski behind his right ear*
Yup,thats brilliance!
lol
it’s ok, that’s just the BSOD App.
anyway, in Soviet Russia, Blue Screen kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, everyone has a Ferrari!
…or so they thought so in Get Smart.
Missed it by that much.
Would you believe a URAL with a blue windscreen?
It comes with a fabulous new and improved blue screen of death! Yea thats right a blue screen of death! No more waiting for it to happen anymore, it is installed before use! So buy it today!
Speaking of BSOD, When you network a Mac on a Windows network the icon to browse a Windows computer on the Mac is a PC with a “blue screen of death”
That’s your useless trivia for the day.
*Snickers*
Bet that makes Bill blue.
You buy phone, in Soviet Russia: Phone buy you.
Considering M$’s large investments in Apple, he’s laughing to the bank either way.
Any bets on when he’ll own all of those as well?
wait, doesnt it do that pretty much EVERYWHERE?
so if that’s a samsung tv in the display….is that a double fail?
Blue brilliance.
They DID freely admit that it has only a TOUCH of brillance, didn’t they.
this reminds me of the RROD i saw on a xbox 360 in a display case in a best buy. didnt get a pic but it was no onetime-only photo op now was it
All hail blue screen of death
To LottoFee:
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. It was not my intention to bash you yesterday I promise. That was a direct quote from the movie “Billy Madison” I promise it was all in good fun. Cheers!
B2th.
Also to Lottofee:
Zieh morgen meine Zahlen! Keine Ausreden!
Are you missing your paycheck Arthur?
I would be glad to never see a paycheck again. If only Lottofee does what she is supposed to do.
Now that IS brilliant: introduce the blue screen of death everyone loves to mobile phones!
THEY DID IT FOR THE LULZ
Honest advertising!
I see the blue-screen reaper laughing at his success. (look above the giant thumb)
Luke, I’m in your cellphone.
Blind we are, if creation of this phone army we could not see.
So fight we shall, lose we cannot.
noooooooo!
*falls backward cradling cell phone arm*
Can you hear me now young skywalker, can you hear me now.
That’s gonna give me nightmares now…thanks alot!
It looks kinda scary SNJenny I don’t want to look!
I agree.
lol, i’ve seen this happen loads of times, one time it was at times square in NYC, it was funny
this one time, at bandcamp…
A touch of brilliance indeed.
Fortunately, things like this rarely happen in everyday li
General failure reading drive CAbort, Retry, Fail?
This one is a research before photoshop fail. That message says windows (the particular error is a memory addressing error) but that model does not run on any windows platform.
the thing runs on windows
its a shop
u fail
And I thought the blue screen of death only applied to computers. Oh, well. You learn something new every day. (At least it’s not leaking the mysterious blue smoke.)
It’s obviously refusing being touched by your filthy, non-brilliant hands using its natural defense, the BSOD.
No one is this stupid. This has to be fake. You can see the pixels for crying out loud!!!
I don’t see any pixels!?
no you idiot it’s not fake… you can see pixels in every god damn picture. that’s what a computer image consists of… pixels!
The “bad” touch.
It’s a Samsung, so this seems about right.
Not a fake u Bafoon…
It’s a TV hooked up to any Windows computer…
Freaking idiots..
IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL is generally a hardware failure, particularly RAM, or a faulty driver.
IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL*
yup. I used to see that a lot before I got my overclocking settings perfected.
It also appeared on Windows XP x64 A LOT even with no overclocking. That OS was the worst version of windows I’ve ever used (let alone the worst version of Windows XP)
A BSOD on a cool looking Samsung phone is not what customers want.
No, but i would want to see this on an iphone
Ah,but Apple products do not suffer from BSOD syndrome.
They have an epic immunity to it.
“Kernel Panic”
Actually, users generally don’t see that, only the “Please shut down your computer” (In several languages) Message on a grey screen.
Not true, if it can run windows, it can get a BSOD.
And macs can run windows
Looks like Tetris.
hey, some people actually read sideways! lol.
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Yeesh… almost 9 hours on one fail and the commenters are still going strong.
It’s hard to stop a Fail Blogger.
I posted this on the wrong fail. Total… epic fail.
Somebody get me the bukkit. NOW.
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BSOD my personal favourite!! but look!! there’s an iphone behind!!!(to the left)
“Touch of brilliance”? More like “Touch of fail” =)
Owned by Windows.
Did he die?
Well, if you call that the Blue Screen of Death…
Shoulda used Linux . . .
Yup.
…dammit! another kernel panic! And I just fixed Xorg and my /etc/network/interfaces, too.
It is not a blue screen! It is the matrix screensaver morons!
yeah they just run of green
blue screen screensaver of DEATH!!
the blue screen can see into your future
blue screen is the future and the past the blue screen can see into your very soul!!!
heard a fail in my speech class yesterday…guy (said in front of the entire class) that he thinks HARRY POTTER (the FIRST book) takes too long to read…and he only read the first chapter >_> my sister said she woulda straight up cried at that XD (she’s an english major, wants to be a writer)….love to see that guy try R.A. Salvatore’s Drizzt books with three or four perspectives going on at the same time that you gotta keep track of AND being written for people in their teens and older… (so the diction is more sophisticated)
Nothing but a huge LCD display with paper Samsung phone chrome. You’ll see this on other large displays running WinOS too such as LED ad boards, subway info monitors, etc etc.
These things are more fail than you think. There’s one in my town, with a camera on, and you can’t even take pictures on it, bloody CCTV! So there we are all pulling grotesque faces at the camera to look funny, then suddenly we get told off by the cops for being rude at CCTV cameras. And the only songs on there are by Pink, though that’s amusing to stick on just as people walk past
That’s what happens when you try to call Bill Gates.
oh hai there i have a mac, therefore no blue screen of death. suck it!
Still have to deal with kernel panics, though.
Yea cuz nothing says “Buy our product” like the blue screen of death!
It’s not so much a product fail as a consumer win – cuz you know don’t buy it!
LMAO. Blue screen of death
OMG I have a picture of a big iPhone in the window of the London Apple store having a kernal panic, I GOT to dig that one out
Okay, what’s the next one?
touch of brilliance indeed.
HAHA this is awosme
There is one in Meadowall in rotherham (is it this one?) that does the same think when you predd the cammera button
Random fact did you kinow these have 4 gb of ram no gfx card and a core i7 920?
and when started up as there is no keybored and the person forgets it just stays at the press any key to continue
Wow, im looking at some of the comments, and seriously some of you people are mentally ill
OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE THE PSP BLUE SCREEN
well it’s windows. you expect it not to fail?
HAHA is this is meadowhall in sheffield?
cause iv seen that before there :L
I think so =D!
i want it >,<!
(i think its the camera button that amkes it does that)
lol this is my phone..
No, this shows that the phone is capable of running Windows and it just happened to crash!
thank’s your post, i like this
FAKE FAIL FAIL
Wow. I’m sorry, but this has nothing on what I’ve seen. One night last year I went to NYC to see In the Heights on Broadway with some relatives. In times square, one of the huge digital signs was partially obscured by a Windows error window. Now that I think about it, my cousin may have the picture. I may post it if the quality is good enough.
Blue Screen of Death Win
Indeed Blue Screen of Death STRIKES AGAIN
Now with blue screen!
it cant be..tht is a winmo device…they cant have bluescreen….since they dont have it prigrammed omg..there is a little joke-program to do that
fake…
IT’S A BLUE SCREEN ERROR