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Somewhere a village is missing its fuel line.
I pity the fuel.
Oh, Marius, you’re such a gas.
tail
He sure revs my engine!
Keeps you dancin’ all through the night-ro, I bet.
Just keeping it wheel.
*Goin’ mobil(e)*
test test testing — testing the nesting —
High octane intelligence – not
(hey where’s my dog?? — Sorry)
Ahhh… partial nesting fail – such fun, we will just have to Fill Up the top comments!
Hi-
test this!
*chokes*
I need to refresh after I answer the phone.
Why? Is your ear full of milk?
No, honey.
How did you get honey in your ear? An infestation of bees?
You know, this tearing off the hose thing would never happen even one more time if they would design a hose that you have to squeeze and hold to make it pump. It’s the lazy farts and those who drive cars with 60 gallon tanks who use the little pump latch so they can stand there and whistle while pumping gas.
Yes I understand rig truckers and fire trucks and such have big tanks too. Just squeeze the dang hose, fools! Not like you don’t already have awesome muscles in your right hand already …
It’s because my baby is the bee’s knees.
OK, I’m squeezing my hose, Tacoma. Can I let go now?
Not until the tank is full. You will know when, there will be a loud POP and your hose will give a shudder … Way to be hands on Brew Baby!
*Throttles Failblog*
He? $5000 dollars say that’s a SHE!
They were listening to Smashing Pumpkins.
Hello, i’m back after a long period of absinth.
Ooops, i said period! *blush*
he he he, you said absinth
Death is the absinth of life. At least that’s what jay Leno says.
well, he would wouldn’t he
Oh look, they voted for Obama. Go figure.
I was thinking the same thing haha
HAHA. I was thinking the same thing. I guess great minds think alike.
I was going to point that out too. Is anyone really surprised that this fool would vote for Obama?
that’s what i thought, and i was in the car from which the photo was taken. i photo shopped the license plate but the bumper sticker says it all.
lol @ Obama voters.
nlol @ biggest deficit EVER…
I don’t get it – what do those two things have to do with each other? Oh, right, because the roots of the deficit couldn’t possibly go back any further than January 20, 2009.
And who are you, the inbred dumbass who voted for Bush twice?
I’ll assume you’ve never laughed at a joke about a large group of people? Blondes maybe? It’s just funny. It’s just a joke. People would write the same thing if it was a McCain/Palin sticker. It just happened that a conservative took the picture of the liberal. And I don’t think the difference between us is our politics, it’s that I would never call someone an inbred dumbass. I wouldn’t be that crass.
No, i guess you’d call him a dumbass in bread!
I thought the fail was that they drive an SUV and support Obama
That was my thought
I KNOW!!!! god y dont ppl see that obama is just ruining everything??
because they dont pay attention to the facts and they live in their happy little world of blissful ignorance and just eat up anything and everything the news and gov’t spoon feeds them without asking any questions whatsoever.
I was just thinking that same thing. We’ll keep our freedom, our rights, and our income (Obama wants to re-distribute income from decent, hard working ppl to lazy pieces of human garbage). Obama can keep the change. B.O. Stinks! =P
fuel line?
Nopers. It was telling the truth
This happens alot, apparently.
That’s such a drag.
Not the usual swag …
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”…
He BOILED little Billy??? That must be why he had to leave the station so quickly — someone noticed that Billy looked a little sickly …
Wouldn’t you feel sickly if you were boiled in a bong?
I’d be feeling something all right… maaan…
don’t say you mean the rod steward version, coz that would make you a frickin’ bootleggin’ no imagination white trash punk troll
and how come my first comment was posted immediately whereass the following two are awaiting moderation?
hmmm! This one got posted immediately again, that don’t make any sense to me. Btw, i said whereass *blush*
can a moderator please explain me how this new technology works, i’ve been deep-freezed a couple years and now i feel like in the future!
…a future where people DO care about capitalization.
Long time no see Tom! Where have you been?
been hittin’ on a couple other forums till i got banned there too and decided to check back! How’s things?
hahaha. You should change your name from “Tom” to “Banned Aid”
didn’t you mean “Banned tit”?
Banned With?
Banned Dan a
Banned Saw?
Banned of Brothers?
Banned over
Ban Ana?
Banned O’Lear
Banned Shrest
Banned Shee?
Sara banned?
Banned over?
yeah, banned over! need an explanatory explanation explained?
My mistake, I hadn’t noticed you had already been banned over.
i still feel it though
*passes bukkit*
So where is your ass?
Didn’t he die at the end of that for stealing a sheep?
You’ll never catch him alive!
It really does. I worked at a gas station for six months and it seemed to happen about once a week.
Really? I have worked at a gas station for a year now and nobody has ever even heard of that actually happening, beyond on America’s Funniest Videos.
That SUV must have some Pumping music!
High octane music!
Music with a driving beat!
Of course this person also happens to have an Obama sticker on the reat window. Coincidence?
you observe stuff reat good
Observation skills are reatty much better than spelling skills. That’s all.
Reat petite!
Nope, they were “changing” the hose.
I’m not english and i always wondered what a panzyhose had to do with a hose? Maybe someone can explain?
before you make fun of me, i got a qwertz keyboardm so the “z” is right next to the “t”. What i meant was of course: pantyhose!
But the m is nowhere near the d.
Perhaps TOM has fingers like Rachmaninov?
my last name is Helfgott!
So help you God?
no, that’s the pianist that’s gone mad over Rachmaninovs 3d piano concerto, according to the film “shine”.
Ze got thqt zithout you explqining.
I hqve qn azerty.
nice one!
make that “joints”
with all those spelling mistakes, people forgot my original question: Why is there a hose in pantyhose?
steel no answer?
cold steal
hold still
gold spill
mold heel
sold grill
Playing with yourself again?
told Phil
playing with other people’s privates again!
Doubtful.
Sco Ville
you doubt my ability to play with other people’s privates?
I doubt your access to said privates.
i have restricted access
Ok, see, that was funny!
what wasn’t?
A coincidence that a member of the majority population of the United States failed? Of course not!
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hmmm!
(i) comment deleted by username (/i)
hmmmmm!
{i} comment deleted by username {/i}
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???!!!!
comment deleted by username
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Yippieee
I found out!
Try these.
*gives Tom some for his formatting*
*facepalm*
Refresh fail.
Apparently, it formatted the greater than and less than signs I was trying to give Tom right out of my post.
*roffle*
You mean you weren’t really trying to “give him some”?
increasing font size is disabled!
changing font color disabled?
yes
Tom I can’t breath you are taking all the oxygen out of the air!.
that’s why obama’s pushing for health care reform.
obamabots need doctors…..the cheapest kind.
To quote ST:NG – “The higher, the fewer.”
Thats so funny, I hope thats not a reflection on all his constichuents.
That’s “constituents”. And “that’s”. Twice. And I don’t know, is skipping the word “of” in the phrase “all of [noun]‘s [other noun]” technically correct?
…
Oh Dragon! You’re needed!
“Spelling FAIL” would have sufficed.
Yes, but it’s the same as when you’re critiquing anything: you don’t want somebody to just say, “d00d, this sux0rz”; any idiot can do that. You want them to actually explain what they saw wrong with your work so that you can do better next time.
*Applauds*
Are you applauding my reasoned and coherent response? Or are you applauding the fact that I used a semicolon correctly?
i once used a semicolonic, man that was a feeling!
Yes.
Absolutely.
*squeeze*
How is your morning going?
Eh, been better, but I’m trying to get over it. How about you? How’d those mojito slushies work out?
We got home from the movie and dinner (which included a bottle of wine) well after 9pm. We decided to do the slushies another night. We did however have mojitos when we got back.
BTW Julie & Julia is fantastic! I left wanting to cook something, anything!
I’ve heard good things about it! I need a girls night to go watch it. Who wants to come?
Of course you can, Brewski!
*squeeze!*
I still think you should go for the sorbet. It’s a lot tastier when the rhum is integrated with the other ingredients. And you can have the kids go to the freezer every half an hour to stir the mixture.
About every 20 minutes or so, you will be reminded of me. I won’t tell you why now, but when you see it, you will start laughing!
I have an ice cream ball, not kids.
I don’t have to put it in the freezer to work, I love kitchen gadgets!!
You’ve made me very curious now, Avis. What is it I will be seeing? Is it a natural phenomenon? Will a giant inflatable balloon in the shape of your head float by my window every 20 minutes? tell me, tell me!
Naturally.
Without a doubt.
You Betcha! *wink*
“Ya!”
Indubitably.
SI.
Too right.
I think he was applauding your inane use of a semicolon following a colon in the same sentence. Good writers use actual sentence breaks.
But do we really just want to live our lives in a merely “sufficient” manner? Kudos to the Shadow for going above and beyond to provide an extraordinary evalution of the full extent of the language fail — three cheers for the Shadow!
Aw, shucks…
I don’t even have a speech written… ehm… okay… I’d like to thank my mother for raising me in a literary family… Fail Blog for teaching me to always double-check my written sentences…
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going mention the sticker and the fact that the deluded masses are obviously also imbecilic in the extreme. They are also coming to the sad realization that the Messiah is a lying piece of crap. How said that Hitler ….. er …. The Obamanitor has supporters like this one that publicly display how pathetically lacking they are in the brains department.
I mean really, how much does it take in brain power to realize that the hose is still in, you just broke it off and are dragging it down the road. The window is OPEN! How do you now hear it? Same way you believe the lying sack of crap in the oval office? Yes.
Apparently fails involving anything remotely political are sufficient to bring out as many brainless idiots as fails involving minorities.
Sad isn’t it?
Uh hum… I seem to remember a dancing fail where this same sort of thing happened. Granted this jackass is most certainly a troll. However political bickering and name calling is most certainly something even some of the regulars are guilty of. This guy deserves the halibut for being an ass about it. If he deserves it for making a political connection, then several more of us do too.
I have no problem with well-reasoned political commentary, regardless of the viewpoint. But if it’s brainless bashing, then it’s trolling. I disagree with a lot of people here, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect their opinions. You and WN hold a lot of viewpoints contrary to mine, but I still think of you both as friends. You have never posted crap like the above about those that disagree with you.
I wasn’t saying any regulars have acted like that. I was just warning about a very easy thing that we could get into. We would be hypocrites if we attacked him on the basis of his opinion rather than the way he said what he did. That was what I was worried about.
let’s bash minorities!
ow….quit the bashing please!
Hey that’s me Tom LOL.
That guy’s not a true Obamanut. He’s driving an SUV. No Democrat would drive an SUV in their right minds. They’re conservative and try to conserve the Earth, unlike Republicans who don’t conserve anymore. It’s a scam done by the Evil Empire… er… Republicans. They post the sticker on and hang a fuel pump out of their tank so people think Obamanuts are stupid or something.
Shame
You’re joking, right? I was a democrat for years and drove two different SUVs during that span of time. As I grew older, I realized how naive that the Democratic party is. It’s unhinged people like you that give the party a bad name because you lump everyone into one group or another and can only focus on one aspect at a time.
Shame
It’s fun linking obama opponents to racists. Weeee!
But it’s more fun linking trolls to the need for better gene pool chlorination.
Godwin’s Law FAIL!
I also like how the Obama-zombie has a giant gas guzzling foreign oil powered SUV. Doesn’t look like a hybrid to me.
HAHAHAHA “Obama-zombie,” did you think that one up by yourself? That’s sheer comic genius.
Argh! The car broke it’s leash! Rabid car on the loose!
It’s already hydrophobic, when it starts foaming PANIC!
*foams at the mouth*
*beats BondFan to death with a baseball bat*
*beats Shadow to death with a baseball bat for beating BondFan to death with a baseball bat*
Hey, hey, hey, hey. It was just a JOKE.
*I beat my self up with a baseball bat for beating up shadow with a baseball bat*
♫Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! oh oh!♪
It’s a defenestration demonstration.
Sigh. Adding to the bottom, but instead it nests.
*squeeze*
I just love that word!
*squeeze*
I take every chance to use it I can find!
sigh *revives ShadowTheSniper*
Thank you.
*squeeze*
sigh *revives Shadow*
sigh *revives BondFan*
Allright! What’s all this then?
*looks at badly beaten bodies strewn about*
I have no idea, Constable. I strode in the room to see ShadowTheSniper panting with a bat over the bodies of Shadow and my body double.
Those body doubles really know how to get into trouble.
You wouldn’t believe how many body doubles I’ve lost this month alone. How do they get themselves killed so often?
:squeeze:
Having witnessed a good portion of their demise, I believe it! You need a better system of keeping track of them. Maybe you can borrow that car’s leash?
*squeeze*
I should really start tagging them. But the expense! And do I really need to keep count of my body doubles?
Perhaps just a microchip? Or a bar code tatoo with an expiration date next to it?
Oh! Do the tatoos! That would make them badass!
Good idea! I’ll send a memo to the GBF BODY DOUBLE factory.
How will you determine the expiration date? Can they be made to blow up when they expire? Then you could send them to visit people you did not like on that date…. hmmmmm
Are you aware that one of your body doubles made an ‘Adult Movie’?
What if you have them make them in different shades of blue? No, then how would you know if they were cold…Maybe orange…yes that’s it make all of your body doubles in different shades of orange…Now that would be cool…
“Hey look, it’s BFFs body double being beaten with a base ball bat.” Then we would worry that it’s you and not a body double.
Good idea! But how would that work?
That runaway PET is ROLLing now …
“Bad pun!, bad pun! … on the run”
Oil have nothing to do with this pun run.
Die sel the fuel, den dey steal the pump!
♪ But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas! ♪
so long as there’s no flash, jack
♪ Riding along in my calaboose
Still trying to get the hose a-loose
all the way home I held a grudge
for the efin’ hose that wouldn’t budge.♪
Clapity Clapity Clap ….
That a hellava song – I hope it has legs and is not just a flash in the pan.
♪ Hail hail Elsa_mom, didn’ leave me standing on the bleak. ♪
Wheel that can be a burnden.
awaiting the arrival of an aerial refueling tanker plane
♪ He’s a boom operator. . . ♪
Car 1: I bet mine’s bigger than yours.
Car 2: Oh yeah? Take a look at… this.
Car 1:
It’s an outie.
Yes, but at least it’s not an audi.
*tries to restrain herself*
*fails*
BMW win!
BMW Win?
Argh! Refresh fail!
*snickgrrr*
Yes, but I bet your car doesn’t need a bra.
Does it have a back Porsche?
Or lots of junk in the trunk?
Betcha he ran off without paying, too!!
I’m sure they’ll reign him in soon.
full, please!
How? How can you not look in your side-mirror?
the worst part is the Obama sticker on the back window… and i voted for Obama
So YOUR the one.
WTH happened to my ‘ and my E! It was there when I typed it.
Sorry B2th, we are trying to conserve our esources.
~ Failblog.
anks Marui,
I’ always up for conserving esources
*Sicker*
* *
Fluffy! You have such beautiful eyes!
teach me your secret, oh great empty comment box creator.
You need the > and the< in reverse order. You can type stuff in between and it won't show up. But it CAN be figured out if you know how. So be careful about what you say.
How do you figure it out?
*is nosy*
It is a mystery that apparently only those with a PC can solve. I have a mac. But I have it on good authority that it can be done.
Ah. Well, thanks anyway.
*squeeze*
Interesting.
><
A likely story!
I think it’s very likely that I typed “you’re” and then someone at FB changed it to make me look bad.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Whatever helps you sleep better at night.
Usally it’s whiskey…
U U U U U U U U UU U 34%^#$%^%$^%$^%$^%$^%$
B2F’s having a fit! Someone call an ambulance!
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP* Oh, sorry – I got carried away … Better B2F???
*puts a dirty spoon in B2F’s mouth*
*remembers that is bad*
*remembers there is no spoon*
Wow, I can’t remember the last time I had an 1maginary dirty spoon shoved in my mouth….good times.
*puts on glasses*
*does some calculations*
It actually is a fairly likely story.
Oooooh, I like fairlytales.
I bet the Republicans stuck it on when they weren’t looking.
I’ll give you even odds that it’s as real as the Franken diaper photo.
Yes we gas can!
He killed an Octopus with a gun!
Okay… I’ve seen lots of weird comments before, posted some of them, even… but I’m curious about this one.
Explain to me exactly how killing an octopus with a gun results in one of its tentacles ending up in your fuel tank?
Pffft, no imagination Shadow, no imagination.
My comment is awaiting moderation.
You naughty naughty boy!
*shakes finger at B2F*
AAAAH!!! THE REPLIES AREN’T WORKING AGAIN!!!!!
*runs screaming from the room, still foaming at the mouth*
It’s fixed now, I think.
*quiets down*
*goes to corner*
IT’S NOT FOR THE COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM!!! ARGHHHHH!!!
*sprints out of the room*
*sprints out of the room after BondFan and trips and flies through another window*
what is up with this flying through windows?
I don’t know but the owner of the building is trying to find the culprit who is breaking his windows.
*sprints out of the room after BondFan and trips and flies through another window* .
*sighs*
*leans back in chair*
Just another fun-filled Fail Blog morning, eh folks?
hey it must have just happened — the one I posted up there ^^ nested OK
it’s because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment. Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.
Sorry, forgot to say this is for Elsa_Mama
“it’s because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment. Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.”
Is it because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment? Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.
There is the Judy we all know and love.
Where???
*looks around*
It’s because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment. Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.
Oh, and BMW WIN!!
no Judy, that is not why….. “it’s because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment. Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.” *squeeze*
I want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I think it’s because Blue2th replied to his own moderated comment. Once it gets out of moderation this will all file itself as usual.
By the way, what does FTW mean?
For the win.
*rofl*
I always think it’s funnier when someone comes in who doesn’t get the joke!
Huh? What????
Elsa, a couple of months ago, I was confused because all the kids were typing FTW and I thought it meant F*ck The World. Being older, I had never heard of For the Win. Well, just about everyone in the blog responded “Starfish, it means for the win,” and it has been a running joke ever since.
Fling The Wookie
Flog the wombat.
@ Starfist
that typo is too good to correct. For The Win
*shoves post up with B2F’s ^^*
*is pretty sure she hit the “reply” button*
OWWWW… oh, nevermind. When I first read that, I didn’t see the “with.”
They say that eyesight is the first thing to go as you get older, but I can never remember what the second one is.
Oh no, what word did you use? Was it 1mage?
yes. darn it.
Comment Part Deux:
“Pfft, no 1magination Shadow, no 1magination
“
Well 1 have no op1n1on on that 1 for now.
OK, who squeued up the nesting again? Ordinarily, I’d blame it on Arthur, but I’m afraid it’s all too obvious it’s B2F today.
Don’t blame me!!! It was BFF this time. I saw him do it.
I blame you….
*squeeze*
Yeah, it’s my fault.
*goes to timeout*
Hey! That’s my job! IT’S ARTHUR’S FAULT!!!
So there.
So, Arthur, how did you change Saturday’s to the busy day of the week instead of the fun one? Hmmm? I NEED TO KNOW! FIX IT!
Dunno how that happend. I’ve been suffering from that as well.
But still: Sorry.
Awww, ‘s’alright! We’ll work through it!
*squeeze!*
It was a BIG gun and blew all the legs off … ? and, well … ummm one of them flew thru the air and , let’s see … hmmmm. Oh yea — it flew thru the air and plunk, landed right in the gas tank opening, because, well… because he forgot to put the cap back on after he filled up… Yep – that is how it happened — I saw it all.
Epic.
The video will be on YouTube later today …
Just as soon as all the pixels have been made to behave and follow the story line they were given. Directing pixels is harder than sime people think …
*swaps Elsa’s extra “i” for an “o”*
*squeeze*
Thanks!! I was going to fix it, but then I had to take care of the re-write based on Moomin remeberings of the true to life, actually happened events …
Sime people have a hard time taking directions, too…
There was a giant octopus clinging onto the car and attacking the occupants. He shot the octopus whose clinging tentacle was left behind in true Hollywood style.
)
Personally, I’d have gone with a squid.
(I always go with squids, that’s why I’m on the RSPCA blacklist
Yea — that’s right — I forgot that part!! The octopus was attacking the car when he shot it with a BIG gun, and the tentacles flew thru the air — but no Mooomin I am pretty sure the tentacle flew up and then landed right in the open gas tank … yep yep yep (shhh… that scene was already shot — it too a long time not gonna scratch it … and it is a a beauty!)
*scratch scratch scratch, write write write* … OK lets get the pixels back in here to re-shoot the opening … *
Can out budget handle that? We may have to use a squid like Moomin suggested, fewer legs.
*our
*kersplorch!*
I thought the squid script got deep-sixed. And Boggy eight the octopus script.
It was actually the Octopus who had the gun…
Committed suicide??? I know the budget can’t handle another re-write — we will just have to go with murder (or was it self-defense)?
…Who was subsequently killed by the man in the car.
Can I help?
The Octupus had a gun in his tentacle. Supernado chopped it off, didn’t have any rope to tie it to the hood like any self respecting hunter, sooo…..
Sometimes people are just begging to be siphoned.
hee hee!
I liked that one!
Or get in-drive refueling service.
Oh! That’s what that noise and tug was!
*facepalm*
Reminds me of Christijan Albers at circuit Magny-Cours 2007
http://www.ad.nl/multimedia/archive/00116/aesp01_0207slang2_116560h.jpg
What a hoser!
heh, eh?
*ahem!*
*crosses arms and taps foot*
Take off, eh?
You should be proud. You’re popular enough to have imitators.
Not imitation, just playing off my avatar.
I never act like the McKenzie brothers, eh?
*guzzles Elsinore beer*
*cooks up some backbacon*
You mean — that is not really a picture of you Brewski?? Oh the horror, the disillusionment … the the disappointment ….. *falls down in sadness*
I’m actually much better looking than Dave Thomas!
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
*remembers “show your face day” from a few months back*
Elsa, he speaks the truth!
I was just kidding, but thank you Avis.
*squeeze!*
*squeeze!*
Don’t put yourself down! There are plenty of trolls who will attempt to do that for you.
Don’t worry Elsa, he’s even hotter IRL.
Must refresh!!! I stand by my statement however.
I always 1magined he was cuter and hotter … with a se”ex” ier name too. I used an “X” the first time and I am awaiting moderation — wait should I not have repled to my moderated message?????
*group-hugs starfish and elsa*
Moderation?? Noooooo!!!
I always 1imagined that he was cuter and hotter …. with a sexier name as well ….
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*pushes over dominoes*
please stop taking up the page space this way
14
Yeah, seriously mate. You’re better than this.
If Shadow says 15 I SWEAR I’m going to drive my jeep over a cliff.
15
Abstract? Seriously?
*shakes head sadly*
Now BFF just has to drive into a tree instead of off a cliff. (Not that I wish BFF any harm, just saying)
Ooh, you almost got me there, abstract! Nice try!
*backs jeep away from cliff edge*
*and into tree*
*jeep explodes in ball of flame*
*shakes head sadly*
There goes another one.
*strolls up to flaming wreckage*
Okay, who put my body double in a jeep? That was a BIG mistake.
Is it orange?
i couldn’t resist, I’m sorry. *hangs head in shame*
BTW, BFF, I was just trying to keep you from driving off the cliff. As I am not SadowTS you would not be bound to your aforementioned claim.
If it wasn’t for abstract I’d say this thread seperates the regulars from the trolls.
hey, i was just having fun!!
I excluded you.
*patpatpat*
Aww look at the ickle vehicle wagging its’ ickle tail!
*goes all gushy*
*offers shamwow*
Why thank you kind sir!
*tries to find clean spot*
On you or the shamwow?!?
(Where do you buy Captain Fred from?)
The Shamwow! I am gushy, not gross!
BTW Captain Fred is a Bulgarian rum, I do not know if it has made it out of the country as yet!
Damn you!
*shakes tiny moomin fists*
Next time I go out I will bring a case back! Hows that?
He needs to work on his visa?
it won’t let me add my comment.
*calms down after squeeze*
Sowwy.
Hahahaha my evil unplanned attack on the blog seems to be working.
My boss did this one day. He paid w/ a card, put the nozel in the tank and then sat in the driver’s seat and listened to his voicemail while the gas pumped. When he hung up the phone he started the car and drove away.
I seriously wouldn’t be surprised if I do this one day. I am such a space cadet!
*does the fellow space cadet salute*
George Jetson I presume?
….oken?
I see what you did there. Clever….very clever.
Indeed. :[ *golf claps*
It was funny for about 25 seconds…sorry!
I snorked, k@!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
Hope you are all good Ms B!
Eh, been better. How’s the continuation of moving day going?
All moved, just have to clean the old place…
*weeps gently*
Here, take a few boxes of ShamWows from the closet. We have a never-ending supply!
I used to have a bumper sticker that said “My life is one long blonde moment.” Then I sold the car it was on.
How about Lurid?
Sensational and shocking, with graphic details of horror, devastation, or violence
Do you mean as a suggestion for a new name for me? Not bad. MRN suggested “Fertile Mind” as a play on where I work.
Oh yeah, sorry. Yes it was a suggestion for your name. I liked it because it was close to Lurk so the transition would be easy, but I like Fertile Mind alot too.
I forget where you work? Garden store??
Fertilizer plant.
¶
I figured you were next going to be “The Poster”, and then just “♀”, before finally going back to “I Usually Just Lurk”.
Hmmm, not a bad idea
TPFKAL? Hmmm. Even harder to pronounce than Czuhc.
How do you pronounce Czuhc, anyway?
[tzo:tch]
I always pronounced it Chuck. Sorry.
The Moomin! !magine that you would have come to Belgium and you recognized me in a crowd and would have yelled “Chuck!”…I never would have looked!
I’d probably shout “HADDOCK” and convince everyone a giant fish was on the rampage. I’ve always meant to do Bruges in Winter, I nearly managed last year, maybe this year
First reaction: HAHAHA!
Second reaction:
*jumps up from chair in sheer excitement*
*runs to the doctor’s assistants, grabs one and starts a whirling dance*
THE MOOMIN IS COMING TO BRUGES! THE MOOMIN IS COMING TO BRUGES!
BRUGES is an evil city. Dr Evil comes from Bruges!
And btw, czuhc is no belgian name, i know that for sure, so you must be an impostusurpator!
So bullsh*t artist would be out of the question?
It has a nice ring to it…
No way, then you’d be known as “B.A.”. That’s more fitting for me than you.
*snork*
More like B.S.
Like I already said…
Might I suggest HotLap?
*snork!*
That makes me think of “Hot Lips” from MASH.
Hee!
I’m glad you didn’t take that the wrong way.
Is it safe to extrapolate that you haven’t seen the movie version of MASH?
Gah! Racing term – not trying to be crude.
I always wonder why license plate are blurred out. They are all visible on the public street and you can’t get personal information anymore from them… or can you?
The Obama bumper sticker explains it all. They were waiting for the government to take the pump out. Its not their fault.
I want *clap* to pump you up!
.
Gee, I wondered why things were so quiet on the prior fail.
*facepalm*
G’ morning all! *Squeezes all around*
G’morning, sunshine.
*morningsqueeze*
ha!, I do that sometimes. Nothing beats a good ol’ morning conversation with yourself!
I tried to talk with myself, but I was being rudely antisocial. Perhaps I needed to give myself some coffee.
*pounceandsqueeze!*
I just love when that happens, don’t you?
Yay, hi Ms B!
*squeezeback*
It’s great to be back with you peeps. I went through withdrawals even for that short week.
Ahaa! There you are!
I tried to tickle you! You are never alone!
*creepy laugh*
Hee hee!
Never…?
Note to self… inspect men’s room carefully before next visit.
*squeeze!*
Never.
*more creepy laughter w/ a touch of nervousness*
*sings quietly*
*plugs ears*
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
Damn you, Jenny!
WTF? Youtube disabled embedded links? It won’t play unless I open a new window!
Probably an overdose of some computer drug.
Notice the Obama sticker.
AAAAAAAH!!!!!
*whacks CE repeatedly with big0t bash1ng mallet.*
That wasn’t a bigoted comment, strictly speaking. Unless you consider partisan stereotypes bigotry.
On second thought, you’re right. Bash away!
Very well.
*adds “partisan stereotypers” on mallet*
*continues bashing CE*
I thought Obama had surrounded himself with supporters of peace/anti war/lovers not fighters, but you two want to, in print, bash someone for their statement.
You have assumed you know my political beliefs, which you most obviously do not. What I bash is people who stereotype and put words into other’s mouths. And people who insult a group without understanding them. And you are most certainly guilty of these things.
If you want respect, you have to earn it.
“…What I bash is people who stereotype and put words into other’s mouths. And people who insult a group without understanding them…”
There must be an additional kind of person you would bash because the orginal comment was only 4 words that don’t seem to fit any of your stated reasons. The orginal comment might be trying to connect Obama with an absent minded driver or it could be an attempt to link the supporters of Obama with an absent minded driver. Was CE humorously saying that Obama was the driver? Who knows? I can assume all day long. We all do. Just don’t swing your flaming baseball bat and get defensive when another person points out what you are doing.
Haha, I was about to say the same thing…but of course, I suppose we are stooping as low as Obamaites to pin it to the man.
Who’s “we”?
The space-time continuum has been fixed.
Was it br..
Broken? Brain-dead?! BRITISH?! C’mon, you gotta give me something to work with here!
..but but I typed it, It must be around somewhere!
Brazen
Brewski!!
But of course!! duh
Cold perhaps?
Yeah I see those Obama stickers all the time and think “FAIL” myself… oh wait, your referring to the gas pump… yeah that’s a FAIL too.
You’d be amazed at how often you see this in Chicago.
the fuel-suckers from outer space arrived!
GET A HYBRID!!!
in Luxembourg, we say hybrid for retard.
In the US, we say shut the f*** up.
for retard or for hybrid?
LOL nicely done
I was a manager at a busy station that had 12 gas pumps. We had this happen about 3 or 4 times every month. Luckily they are designed to just pull apart and can be reattached – (if people brought it back)
Now, which failure are we talking about, the gas pump nozzle, or the Obama sticker?
*sigh*
*goes back to bed*
They’re just trying to get a rise out of us. Ignore them. I’m trying.
*hooks up 17 Marshall stacks outside Ms B’s bedroom window*
*plugs in guitar*
*begins to play Reveille Hendrix-style*
*jumps out of bed screaming*
WTF!!!!
*smiles*
Note the Obama sticker. MORON.
We noticed awhile ago. Arthur.
Snicker! Marius.
*snork!* Avis.
Good One. Elsa.
(^_^) Thanks for the laugh. arima.
*Switches out B’s for P’s and giggles*
black woman driving
your comment is very hurtful. I nearly cried when I saw it.
I cried too, because it reminded me that they’re actually allowed to drive.
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To let a woman drive a car is to let a monkey fly an airplane. dumb women.
*sighs* Give me strength.
*squeeeeeeze!*
Thank you! *squeeeeeeze back*
Now they’re grasping at straws.
They have nothing to be racist about for once.
but they keep trying the little blighters
*hands over +4 Strength orange spatula*
It is orange isn’t it?
Yes! It is indeed!
THANK YOU!
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! It’s not working! Must. Thwack. Now.
I’m with you….. *hands out thwacking impliments*
buba® thinks this is an in-road refueler, like for aircrafts but on the road. buba® thinks this is a great idea.
Fail bc…
1. Bumper sticker on window.
2. One street with 2 different names.
3. Car parked on grass on corner of intersection.
4. Too many lines painted on road.
and 5 for the obvious- hose pump still attached to 6. Monster vehicle.
You live in a small town don’t you?
Starting with #2, often times streets are one name in one direction and a different name in the other. The division is usually a main thoroughfare.
#3 that car is not parked on the grass, there is likely a “turn lane” (for lack of a better word) that allows the drivers who want to turn to do so without getting stuck at the light. This is common at busy intersections. #4 is also not a fail. There is a cross walk, a stop line, and what appears to be a turn lane.
#’s 5 & 6 I agree with.
#1 I also agree, one should not put BUMPER stickers on the WINDOW.
agrees with Avis on all accounts…. so far… we never know what the future holds.
have to go, duty calls
Booty call?
*shakes his moneymaker*
*smacks The Moomin’s moneymaker*
Come on, baby!
Woohoohoo.
That was mint!
*shakes it like a polaroid picture*
Duty #1, or duty #2? I hope it all comes out okay!
*squeeze*
That’s an Obama voter for ya
No, it’s a Republican who thought that’s how you spell “McCain”.
ha….no that was terrbile
One of Obama’s millions of supporters appeared on failblog. Therefore they’re all fail.
Fallacies are fun!
Phalluses are fun?
Haven’t you mentioned this before? I’m sure this person is not the only Obama supporter that has appeared on failblog.
One of Obama’s millions of supporters has appeared on failblog. This proves all several million are moorans!
U R SMERT!
i love the fact that there is an obama sticker on the car …. it shows what kind of intelligence voted him into office :p
They should use this picture in one of those anti-marijuana ads
The driver is well-fueled, no fail for the driver.
So that’s where my fuel line went! Was missing it allready :O
does that say woman in the sticker oh yeas it had to be
Check out the bumper sticker on the back window – Double Fail.
Now it all makes sense.
Does that Sticker say OBAMA??
Just like one of the Nut cases that Voted for him to not know how to Pump Gas must have thought the Hose would put it self away then Pay for the Gas
lol
That’s change you can believe in.
Stupid obama voters…..cant even pump their own gas
What a surprise, this idiot’s an Obama supporter.
I never thought I’d long for the days of George W. Bush, but Obama gets me closer to that every day.
It’s a woman, you know it is. But the Obama sticker doesn’t make it much better
hahaha so true couldnt have said it better myself
500th!!! Also, this is a WIN!! Fight the power!
Is that an Obama sticker I see? nah……….
Stupid liberal. And probably a woman driver too.
i can relate to this. i just came from the gas station and left my gas cap wide open while driving out of the station.
I am one of those who uses the latch so I can pump gas and not have to hold it. Not only am I female, I’m blond too. I have NEVER lost a gas cap, let the gas door open or done anything remotely close to what this dumbf*ck did. Had to be a guy!
Stop talking to me, Chicky, I’m trying to concentrate on tanking up.
Don’t distract me – I’m liable to forget something as I don’t multitask wel Hey look at that bright shiny object
hes prolly running form the fuzz lol
The Obama sticker on the car makes that picture so poetic. . .
Yeah, figures he’d be an Obummer supporter.
haha of course its an obama supporter.
The major highlight here is the Obama bumper sticker
whopps didn’t notice that was already posted >.<
What else? Oil spills? Can Obama fix it?
Whis guy must be real haste…
The gas was not available so he is waiting in the q with nozzle…
Did it died?
I’d say that it goes along with the Obama sticker on the rear window. Just plain stupid.
they have the right bumper sticker in there window, obama fail, his supporters fail.
Portable gas device. Genius
I love the Obama ’08 bumper sticker…way to stick it to ‘em!
i think this driver is a felipe massa fan. did the same as him last year
lol most likely a woman.
Fortunately this douche it’s not a pilot.
デリヘルを愛する生粋の大阪人が「大阪 デリヘル」体験記を綴って行きます♪
haha this is funny
Bahah @ Obama voter. Way to be green :p
Hahah only an obama supporter would do this. Love the gas guzzling SUV too. Way to go green
The surprising thing isn’t the fail on the driver, it was that the SUV didn’t roll over pulling away from the pump…they tip over any other time. 10-4 on the woman, probably older too. Nothing scarier than an old woman in an SUV…
OF COURSE they have an obama sticker.
must be a blond driver XD
Well, according to the bumper sticker, that driver is used to making stupid mistakes
Of course, it’s an SUV.
The bumper sticker made it 80x more funny lol
I wonder how much longer it’ll take for him to notice.
and i thought the car with the boat in the trunk was bad.
i think The driver watch to much F1..
lol Obama supporter.
what do you know? he voted for obama.
it all makes sense now.
obama voters are FAILURES
Fail? Oh, come ON… people these days wouldn’t know a win if it pushed them down and stole their wallet.
Oh I get it… Theres an Obama bumpersticker in the window!
ive watched this happen
he has an Obama sticker, so you already no he’s an idiot
Too true!
Obama said she could have teh fuels kstophatnthxbai
Apparently they’re just waiting for the government gas truck to pull up along side and start pumping the free gas that Obama voters seem to think is forthcoming at any time.
hehe ^_^
Someone should tell this guy this will not keep him from running out of gas…
Seems fitting to have that Obama sticker on the back
ha stupid dumicrat
He’s gonna need to pay ALOT more if he wants that pump handle.
no wonder……… hes an obama supporter!
worst mistake EVEEER!
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