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Proof once again that the guy’s not important at a wedding.
Don’t worry; he’ll be having fun with the Three Degrees behind him later.
♫ When will I see you again?
When will we share precious moments?
Will I have to wait forever?
Or will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through? ♫
This is why you don’t marry lesbians if you’re straight?
Would you marry lesbians if you’re gay ?
I would
My feminine side is lesbian.
I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
It’s not a fail if there’s two girls making out in it.
I agree – this is a definite win. Didn’t anyone have a video camera with them?
I would have this photo blown up and framed in the doorway to my house if I was that groom.
its a WIN
I can’t believe this is captioned as a fail! It’s an unbelievable EPIC WIN.
EPIC WIN! Picture with 5 good looking girls, two of whom are making out. You’re right, there’s just no way that you can label this as a FAIL!
Heh!
“I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body” is exactly how Boy George once described himself (i don’t have proof though, cos it was in an interview i once saw on telly)
Pretty sure it was Eddie Izzard actually.
Cross-dressing gay Brits are hard to tell apart sometimes.
I think it’s pretty easy.
Eddie Izzard = Hot.
Boy George = Not.
your right, sorry, it was
Also,
Boy George = Gay
Eddie Izzard = Straight
so u r gay?
I’m horny.
should i care?
mouth full of reason
I’d damn sure be happy and gay, if I could marry lesbians! Assuming of course that they were hot Penthouse-style lesbians, not Rosie-O’Donnel-style lesbians.
You do realise that if you were marrying a lesbian she wouldn’t be sleeping with you… right?
Obviously, he doesn’t.
You obviously aren’t a man who’s dated a lesbian before…
jill’s obviously not a man
And this is why I loath bisexuals who call themselves lesbians.
haha so right
This is a big time WIN!
+infinity!
Yeah, the only fail here is the poor guy on the lift that isn’t in on it. Epic win for the Groom.
This is why you marry lesbians if you’re straight!
Oh no , I think the guy to the left is his match for this special evening.
Maybe they’re taking the maid of honor on the honeymoon.
thats not the groom next to her. look at what hes wearing duh
Is that important? She’s a lepsbian anyway :p
Have to agree… Both girls are wearing white. Has it occured to anyone this photo is a WIN and it’s just a lesbian wedding?
…nor the tie he’s wearing.
Yeah, the tie is fail.
I know!! Why is that!!
Did she die?
This guys life will be a total win.
well done most people would be like “OMFGIMFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRST” or First or something like that well done
Awkward……
The law of symmetry dictates…
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight.
Actually, the tie-less guy is giving the groom a footjob under the table.
Inbred Win
I call that a win.
Hear, hear!
Its a poster’s Fail to see a Win.
or an extremely lucky guy….
+1
except that he’s looking like he knows that that’s the most action he’s going to see all night.
Seriously, though, looks more like a family get-together at a local West Virginia Elk’s Lodge and they just decided to marry a couple of cousins for a hoot.
Only that theres writing in russian behind them… russian inbreds?
Do you really have to ask?
How is something that hot a fail???
Typical man comment.
Typical woman reply.
Best laugh, EVER on failblog! Comments rock!
Only a man could think two women kissing means he’ll get included. :-/
Of course, if it was a woman she’d know she’d be included…
I’m guessing there was wodka in that water bottle.
Absolute-ly!
I’ll need proof for that.
*Throws 180 proof into the fluffy bowl*
Trust the Irish guy, this stuff is good for you I promise!
Potentially, a VERY fun marriage.
Hey, I think your avatar matches the guy’s tie!
I’m guessing there was more than several boxes of vodka bottles %))
And it couldn’t be those two women getting married? Maybe the guy with the ugly tie is just the bride’s silly brother?
If that were true, I would think ’silly’ is the right word. I mean, what colour tie is he WEARING?
if the girls were gettin married, y is her hand around his shoulders?
Cuz she loves her brother too?
support, in case she and her “special friend” get a little crazy
if the girl and the guy were getting married, y is her tongue down the other girls throat? That seems to an even better question.
but even if he was just a frend, no 1 puts thier arm round a frend wen thier makin out with sum1 else
Clearly you have never met my ex friend-with-benefits and her best friend.
A woman will put her arm around a friend when making out with someone else… I’ve got proof!
So if she falls over she won’t take out the three behind her?
looks like a fun night for all
Well, except for the tie-less guy, who will end up filling in half a book of sudoku puzzles before going back to the motel and throwing a roll of quarters in the vibrating bed before the sun comes up.
maybe its a 3 way wedding?
Umm… I hate to ask.. but.. how exactly do you know?
Hey, you are all jumping to conclusions. She is actually marrying the girl. He’s part of the bridal party.
I agree, its just misleading how the people in the back are standing more behind the guy, making it looks like they’re the couple, when its probably just meant to be a group photo.
And how left out does the guy on the left look?
That was my immediate thought. I think this is a fail blog fail.
Small fscking world, Abby. ^.^
Also, the guy looks a little young to be getting married.
Or it could just be that expressing affection towards one’s platonic friends via mouth-kissing is far more acceptable in Russia than it is in the U.S. Seriously, watch the gymnasts during the Summer Olympics–they’re always smooching. Girls smooch girls, guys smooch guys, it’s no big deal to them.
That could be a lesbian wedding and that could be her brother that she has her arm around..
Now that I’m seeing the writing behind the group, I realize that this is in Russia (or other fUSSR republic). Unexpected.
Could be Greece, that would make more sense…
Then why is the writing on Russian? “Sovet da Lyubov” – “May you live happily”, basically.
Pssst, it was a joke. You know: cyrillic/greek alphabet look alike to the untrained eye and Greece has a certain reputation.
Ah. Thanks for the information. Never thought that the two of them look that much alike though.
Yes, but the reputation is more due to the men a few thousand years ago than the women today.
Pompeiian bathroom wall graffiti: “In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?”
“With a crowbar.”
I thought Badger Whisperer was referring to the Greek island that Sappho was born on….
Oh, oh – you read the writing on the wall.
Yes. It actually says, “The wedding cake is a lie”.
*nom* *nom*
Fine, by me! I get all the cake I want!
Yeah – pay attention to the two white dresses worn by the kissing couple, most likely it’s a lesbian wedding.
Doesn’t excuse the tie, though
If we admit we know it’s a lesbian wedding will you all stop saying it?
If we all stop saying it, will it make it easier for you to handle?
You all are penorheads. Quit spamming and get back to work.
Yeah, but you should know that it’s probably a lesbian wedding.
BTW, I love your greenish tie.
You are what you eat penis head!.
Sorry lashed out there.
Man that penis can be such a d*ck.
BTW, I am FIRST! And by first, I mean first not to be an idiot. You people need to spend less bandwtith posting and moar bandwith working.
You should spend moar attention to your typing.
This particular penis doesn’t seem to be working much, either.
Hahaha!
Erection fail!
and it’s bandWIDTH
The realisation that this is a lesbian wedding makes this significantly less interesting.
Framing fail?
Now we say fail, but if you see the other pics of him and the 2 girls you’d say win. I’m sure.
Who got married in this picture?
Looks a wedding night WIN
you must be able to shave before you can get marrid son…
Actually – its a porno.
+1
first funny comment. Also WIN!
thats not a fail th@s a win
thanks for this picture, but man this not a porn just a FAİL
Imagine their children seeing this photo. I think they would feel like it would explain a lot.
In soviet russia, weddings like you…
I have the feeling that things went rapidly downhill after that point….more booze…..inner feelings rising to the surface…oh dearie me…
looks like a win too me
Maybe that guy should divorced her immediately in VEGAS!!!
Oh gawd, they are Russian… I am ashamed of my heritage…
3 some = WIN!
Russians use to kiss on lips, even men, I don’t think this is a fail.
“You may kiss the bride …
with tongue for good luck.”
They need to change this to a win, its looking to be one hell of a wedding night
Gotta love the Russians
WIN! I’ve been to the reception of a wedding like this. Great fun.
Some ppl have clearly no concept of what a fail is… and should never upload one ever again.
What is exactly the fail here? the tie?
What I see:
- Possible lesbian wedding?
- Just some fun pic of 2 (drunk) girls having a laugh?
Who says the guy is the groom, it may very well be a lesbian wedding, at which point its not a fail. Additional proof, both women are in white, at weddings only the bride should be wearing a white dress, and then look how the groom is dressed, if she’s in that nice a dress, and he’s not in a tux. I find it far more likely she a lesbian and he’s her brother or best man or something.
If not this is still a win cause then he married a woman willing to have a threesome…..awesome!!!
The groom in a tux? In Soviet Russia? What year do you think you’re in? 2040, when the Chinese Parliament will allow in Moscow lesbian weddings?
Not much of a fail, not much of a win, just a traditional wedding, and by traditional, i mean heavy drinking involved.
Cheers!
JJSawry – “”The groom in a tux? In Soviet Russia?”"
- Soviet russia ended decades ago
Ture! its a History fail
self reply fail
as long as they get to share it’s cool =P
I fap’d.
I’d probably want to kiss everyone else too if i were marrying one of Lurch’s kids…
I chimed in, “Haven’t you people ever heard of closingn a god damned door? No! It’s much better to take these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!”
Panic at the Disco WIN!
fail…? man if that’s not a win I don’t know what is….
The photographer fails for not putting the couple front centre…
I’d say WIN
A lesbian wedding in Russia seems unlikely. Being gay is not currently illegal, but it will get you beaten up, and support for gay marriages is pretty much non existent.
Vodka is a far more likely explanation.
Alcohol, the cause of, AND solution to….all of lifes problems.
Ya….this marriage was over before the polaroid was finished developing. Nothing says immasculated like being dumped by a chick for a chick. The next 17 wedding photos are of the groom ramming his nuts into the best mans knee. Like marrying a dyke, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I’m a male lesbian.
I live on the island of Lesbos. You guys have completely forgotten about us!
I’ve always wondered how you guys got the rap. The more logical word would be “sapphian“.
i say that’s a win
in some culture kissing is like a handshake, da!
Um, I believe that’s a wedding photo win!
“Screw the hubby! We go for les!”
at least the honeymoon will be exciting
Russians are so shamless. This is living proof — win!
Staged! (At least I think so)
The sign reads Coset and Alokohl, which I’m pretty sure is an intentional typo of the German word for booze, Alkohol
*Alkohol is also the translation of alcohol in Norwegian, Romanian, Dutch, Hungarian, and Polish so it may not be German.
You forgot swedish…
im still not seeing how this is a fail, i see it mostly as a win
Threesome WIN
Sovet da Lyubov – roughly translates to “Lesbians Rock”
this is anything but a fail.
i’d call this an epic win.
Fail? FAIL??!! That is as big a win as there has ever been!
No Greater WIN…
Granted, He might be screwed…
I give it 6 months to a year
Damn this is old…
Where’s the “Ross” referral?
That’s not a fail, that’s a jackpot!
Why is this a fail? It’s a win!
Looks like a win to me!
I say that’s a win that guy probably stared at then with much pleasure…
more like that guy wanted to do the same thing to the man on the left.
more possobillities (grammar fail)
EPIC WIN!
what if the two girls just got married? the guy doesn’t look much like a groom… I bet the girls just got married.
Okay fail for the looser on the left, but I give it a Win for the bride kissing and wonder how the honeymoon night was going to be with the added fun.
…and who knew bride’s maids can wear white, too.
You misspelt win
Who’s marrying who?
Tolerance FAIL.
Obviously the boy on the left is the bride’s little brother and the woman on the right is the second bride.
SO
MUCH
WIN
looks more like a EPIC WIN, if you ask me.
Looks like an epic win to me.
Wow. Poor guy is being cheated on already. See I told you marriage is the worst idea ever. But anyway though I guess if your new wife is going to cheat on you with a chick it’s best if you get to watch, right?
This is obviously a WIN!
Well, it depends. Does he get to take both of them home? If so, it’s a win. Or does she run off with the other girl? That would be a fail.
Don’t you guys notice they’re both in wedding dresses? It’s a lesbian wedding you silly people, that’s an epic win!
It’s her bridesmaid. Even so, wedding WIN!
No, it’s the other bride. Since when have bridesmaids worn white? Plus, the “groom” looks about 14.
this is definitely a WIN
this is why you don’t on your wedding day
This is from a russian porn site where they stage after wedding photos and then it busts out into porn.
LINK!!!!!!!!
I don’t know whats going on, or why everyone looks so depressed, but if it’s got to women kissing in it, it can’t be *complete* fail.
If this isn’t a fail, I don’t know what is. You just got married, and your wife is kissing some else. A woman.
I think this is how the original wedding from Friends looked like.
You know that one, when Ross married the lesbian.
He was like… Watching wedding photos and Boom! his wife kissing another woman.
Also, it’s possible that this is double wedding. When one man gets two wifes at the same time.
Just how is this supposed to be a Fail…?
well if you look at the russian law you will see lesbain marriage is illegal so lets face it its just a wedding photo win for the guy in the ugly tie
is that birdman
oh i bet they’re just drunk :p
russian anti-gay marriage law or not, they could have had a home ceremony or just speak russian and live somewhere else…
i mean at least where i come from, it’s a huge no-no to wear white to a wedding unless you’re the bride.
or brides.
OR to kiss the bride(s).
This is what happens when you marry the slutty sorority girl you met at a party instead of the smart girl.
Slutty Sorority Girls= Katy Perry fans.
Katy Perry Fans=Not-that-hot-annoying-girls-who-aren’t-even-lesbians.
He doesnt look very happy. He must be blind.
Look at the guy she just married, this is obviously a WIN for her.
WIN!!!
Lesbians Win
that lady in the corner with the blonde hair and the black tank looks like my world studies teacher…
+1 that this is a WIN. And might I add… an EPIC one! Lucky, lucky bastard.
Looks like a WIN to me.
oh my god I know this guy! We went to high school together! LMFAO
FAIIIIL.
fail? this is total win!
WTF? This is not a fail, or a win, it’s a lesbian wedding! Hasn’t it occurred to anyone that that guy may not be the groom?
ok now I feel stupid… that’s probably the only comment I’ve read from someone who was actually using their brain…
duh there are two white dresses and no tux
this is a major win, threesomes on. whoever said this was a fail is gayer than christmas
what the hell
O_O les wedding?
WIN!!!
def. win right there
The guy looks like Gareth from the British version of The Office.
I’m a girl, but it looks like more of a win.
And the groom is smiling lol I bet you he is liking the two chicks make out