Pun Intermission:
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If you did not already know (fuzz didn’t), here are definitions for several uncommon words appearing in today’s comments:
seadog =
1. Any of various seals or similar marine mammals.
2. A very experienced sailor.
3. A faint white or yellowish arc-shaped light, similar to a rainbow, that sometimes appears in fog opposite the sun. Also called a “fogbow.”
punnet =
One of those basket thingies strawberries come in.
paronomasia =
A pun. The use of a word in different senses or the use of words similar in sound to achieve a specific effect — as in using “ring” to denote both a circle and the sound at the same time. (The etymology means “to call by a different name.”)
“We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our Fitch will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of Frisbee on the one hand and of overwhelming Face on the other.”
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a fail, however I can’t be sure and means I can’t complain. This angers me.
However I’m going to …
It’s clearly either a setup photo, photoshop job, or intentional face catch. There is no way on earth that she went to catch the frisbee with her hands and ‘accidentally’ didn’t raise her hands, lunge her face forward and miss the frisbee with her hands by about 2 feet, coincidentally making it land, bottom down, evenly centered on her face.
And it’s definitely not a fail to catch a frisbee with the face, this would be a 100% win.
Either way, not a fail.
Failblog fails more than the fails fail. Where’s the website for that?
buba® recognizes a kind of facehugger living on beaches. buba® has been attacked and rapped by them, once… unfortunately for the man on the picture, he’ll incubate a tronic medusa in his body.
This is what happens when your older brother wants a dog and your parents tell him he’s getting a baby sister/brother instead. Your brother says he’d rather have a dog. Your parents say not gonna happen. Big brother improvises…
She’s enjoying being on a nice sancy beach on a lovely sunny day – a win on it’s own! ☺ (But no gripes from me for it being posted, it’s funny anyway + some good pun runs from it. Just what’s needed on a Sunday)
As much as I want to believe that she actually is the worst frisbee player of all time, she obviously just put the frisbee in her mouth and jumped like a dog for a picture on facebook or some shit
That’s true and aren’t we all yellow, anonymously hiding behind our computers while posting on the internet?
I therefore like to ban rap entirely as far too many people try even though they can’t.
You’d think the “writers” of this site would at least know the difference of win and fail. Though, I suppose if they did, my submitted images would actually make it on the site.
She’s just fine until she starts draging her ass across the carpet….I have to smack her in the nose with a rolled up newspaper…..Good girl, now go get my slippers!
*headdisk*
*facefrisbee*
Dude, that’s a win.
Yeah, she’s obviously trying to catch it in her match, which is awesome.
“match”? I meant “mouth.” I don’t know where that came from.
Watch your match, mom! — but you are right.
Enlarging the picture, it’s clear she’s caught the frisbee in her mouth.
So… “Fail authentification” fail, then?
FAIL!
I agree, why’s that a FAIL?
mom….is that YOU?
*facesand* in 3… 2… 1…
facebee.
So what, is it a mid-air Faceplant?
a leap of face
BWUAHAUAUAUAUAUAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I shat myself!!!!!
her shadow looks cool
when *headdisk* and i saw the comment i, shit, in, my pants.
I’d call it a BOOM HEADSHOT.
But you know, either way.
If would be funnier if her T had the word “fetch” instead of fitch
Best pun I’ve seen around here in a while. (^_^)
some decent air for a chubby chick
seems staged. I mean, she’s not even trying to catch it…
I still cant’ see the frisbee’s shadow….
Come on girl! You can do it! FITCH teh Frisbee with teh face!
I can’t tell, is she a bit of a dog?
She gets kinda beachy sometimes, is all.
That woman is a Terrierble catcher.
Fetch + Bitch = Fitch
LMAO XD
That frisbee is totally going to boxer.
I’m glad she has a springer in her step though!
“Beam her up.”
A good Retriever.
I mutt say the photographer did an excellent job.
You are right, It was me! I sh!tzu not!
*lets sleeping dogs LIE alot!*
I sea, dog, what you did there.
Pun Intermission:
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If you did not already know (fuzz didn’t), here are definitions for several uncommon words appearing in today’s comments:
seadog =
1. Any of various seals or similar marine mammals.
2. A very experienced sailor.
3. A faint white or yellowish arc-shaped light, similar to a rainbow, that sometimes appears in fog opposite the sun. Also called a “fogbow.”
punnet =
One of those basket thingies strawberries come in.
paronomasia =
A pun. The use of a word in different senses or the use of words similar in sound to achieve a specific effect — as in using “ring” to denote both a circle and the sound at the same time. (The etymology means “to call by a different name.”)
Hit her in the Schnauzer.
Good thing she’s a little husky.
She still might end up in a poodle of tears.
“Hit her in the schnauzer”
It’s comments like these that make me wish there was a way to rate them. Simple, direct, and best of all, no reaching. >golf clap<
♪ Whippet. Whippet good. ♪
Oh I Sea! Poor thing, is it the hormones?
Little mood swings that come in waves.
(She’s feeling up at the moment.)
I am glad she is current-ly fine.
Water you talking about? Don’t you see the frisbee implant?
The frisbee just Flowed into her face and that can hurt.
Are her arms tide to her sides by the way?
That is hard to de-Bait Weather or not just based on what we Sea.
Sounds like you harbor some feelings for the girl STS.
He is always sympathetic to people who have just got conched on the head.
Actually, I think she’s rather fitching.
Sorry, fetching.
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS!!!
Anybody want a punnut?
A punnet of strawberries will do me!
An idea so fruity, it just might work!
chewbacca
The Woman in the Frisbee mask?
Frisbee v’s Jason?
Phantom of the frisbee?
The Lone Frisbee?
Invasion of the Frisbee Snatchers?
50 Frisbee Dates?
50 year old Frisbee?
Frisbee and the Bean?
The princess and the frisbee?
2001 A Space Frisbee?
The hudsucker frisbee?
Brokeback Frisbee?
Pee Frisbee’s Big Adventure?
Dawn of the Frisbee?
Beavis and Frisbee Do America?
Spongebob Frisbeepants: The Movie?
Peter Jackson’s: King Frisbee?
I could go on.
or 2001 a FACE frisbee
Did she smashed out? I wanna try frisbee. *smash to Admiral, then to General*
What is your problem? Did your parents not love you as a child? Were you never hugged?
No, in this case, the opposite could be true. I believe the love was a little more forceful and somewhat more disturbing.
an audition performance for So You Think You Can Catch!
… disco style
Brought to you by Wham-O.
And let’s not forget the revolutionary cleaning/knocking out product that’s sweeping the nation, the WhamWOW!
Soon to be face plant fail as well!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beach fitness fail
WTF? Looks like a win to me, successfully catching a Fris with the teeth, and nothing about it looks like she won’t land on her feet too ..
Actually, it’s a win for that little flying saucer’s tractor beam.
It’s an abduction!
The miniature aliens are everywhere I tell you!
*dons foil hat*
k@! Why are you wearing Don’s hat? Did he give you permission to wear it?
He gave it to me, you can ask him if you want!
*doffs hat*
*sulks*
Yeah it’s pretty obvious she’s doing it on purpose, and succeeding actually.
I don’t think she’s catching it with her teeth;
I think she’s just that good at tractor-beam-strength suction.
She also doubles as a vacuum cleaner! (makes her significant others happy I bet!)
Nah, they all think she sucks.
In fact, the force of the frisbee is propelling her backwards.
Abercrombie and Fetch
“… we shall Fitch on the beaches … “
“…the only thing to Fitch is the Frisbee itself…”
“Action is eloquence”… or not, as the case may be.
“We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our Fitch will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of Frisbee on the one hand and of overwhelming Face on the other.”
omg
Frisbee ownage …
Yummy!
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a fail, however I can’t be sure and means I can’t complain. This angers me.
However I’m going to …
It’s clearly either a setup photo, photoshop job, or intentional face catch. There is no way on earth that she went to catch the frisbee with her hands and ‘accidentally’ didn’t raise her hands, lunge her face forward and miss the frisbee with her hands by about 2 feet, coincidentally making it land, bottom down, evenly centered on her face.
And it’s definitely not a fail to catch a frisbee with the face, this would be a 100% win.
Either way, not a fail.
Failblog fails more than the fails fail. Where’s the website for that?
Seriously, you are welcome to GTFO and stop bitching and spreading your misery. If you don’t like it here, leave. The rest of us want to have fun.
♪ Oh Fish just want to have fun. . . ♪
♪Sail away, sail away… sail away♪
Did you laugh?
I sure did.
Was it entertaining?
On soo many levels.
Is that what the site’s made for?
Hell to the yes.
Hail to the YES.
*Grovels*
I have no idea why I said that… what is going on with my brain?
Were you hit by a frisbee carrying an armada of aliens?
I’m definitely bringing a beach towel.
And whatever you do, DON”T PANIC.
Looks like she shops at Abercrombie & Fitch.
I mean, c’mon, were you actually expecting much? XD
That’s the fail. Ubercrumbie & Kitch.
This picture gives me a sinking feeling in my gut.
It is hard to digest plastic frisbees.
It’s a shame. They taste so good!
Maybe she caught it with her mouth…. so then its a WIN
Exactly! More like Observation FAIL by the poster.
So, its Observation FAIL and Frisbee Catch WIN.
*beats up poster* DON’T FAIL to see a WIN!
Good morning squeeze
*squeeze*
*wanders through thread*
*sees lonely post*
*squeeze*
*wanders off again*
buba® recognizes a kind of facehugger living on beaches. buba® has been attacked and rapped by them, once… unfortunately for the man on the picture, he’ll incubate a tronic medusa in his body.
You got rapped?
Were you Vanilla Iced or Did you just suffer a Fort Minor injury?
whaaat… if thats a real photo i would call that a photography win.
It’s easy. Put a frisbie in your mouth and then jump in the air.
There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix.
There appears to be a frisbee on fer face.
There appears to be a fitch in the Matrix.
nice … so when there’s a fitch in the Matrix, you can still stop time, but only while something’s hitting you in the face
why is it a fail?
I’d understand the element of WTF, but I’m still wondering what the fail here is…
Horrible frisbee catch! Now lick my balls…
Definitely not a fail. She’s deliberately trying to grab the rim with her teeth and succeeds.
Win!
Playing fetch with a human win.
MMMMM……Tasty!!
Here human, here human. fetch! Good human.
Woof!
*pets human*
This is what happens when your older brother wants a dog and your parents tell him he’s getting a baby sister/brother instead. Your brother says he’d rather have a dog. Your parents say not gonna happen. Big brother improvises…
Um…wow. When my daughter sneered at the “Fitch bitches” at the mall, I didn’t think she meant it literally.
What a great photo!
I’m surprised how some individuals fail to differentiate themselves from animals.
And kudos to the photographer for taking such a impeccably timed shot
good girl, now bring it back, lol
fetch…nice pic..dogs and girls are the same because they both do what they are told..lol
It’s more like Win.
Levitation Win!
She’s enjoying being on a nice sancy beach on a lovely sunny day – a win on it’s own! ☺ (But no gripes from me for it being posted, it’s funny anyway + some good pun runs from it. Just what’s needed on a Sunday)
*gives deepblue a C*
^ she sees sancy’s by the deepblue she C’s
(meanwhile, looks like failgirl’s having a mid-air seizure by the seashore)
Ach, pass the bukkit please.
*removes ‘c’, replaces with a ‘d’*
Lame.
facebee. POW!!!
boom, headshot!
I pretty sure this is a sweet teeth catch win!
Pet owner fail.
One should restrict their dogs from playing vigorously while expecting a litter of puppies.
u r eatting cake
Dude, she caught that with her mouth, a la Rover. Do you know how hard that is? That is a win and a half.
i hate all those losers too!
just look at the way she holds the edge of that frisbee between her teeth!
OWNED!!!! LOL that is going to leave a mark.
Good morning/afternoon all FBers.
*squeezes 5eagles*
I’m impressed with her skill. The no-arms-no-legs-frisbee-catch is pretty awesome.
*Squeeze KatvanD.* Yes she has all skill LOL. At first I thought she was imitating one of those dogs that catch a Frisbee.
If you can’t take the ‘heat’ get off the ‘beach’.
If they put that picture on an abercrombie bag… i’d shop there (:
She Deserves It For Wearing That Shirt.
I say there is a spelling fail with her shirt!
she should have used her hands instead of face.
Not a fail! She was trying to be the perfect shrimp shadow puppet and succeeded!!!!
IN YOUR FACE!^
looks like a win to me too – caught with teeth
Oh, I just understood your comment! ’tis a beautiful illustration of the *frisbeeface*!
there is no frisbee in the shadow..i question the legitimacy of this fail.
Actually, the fail is that the shadow looks like Jar-Jar Binks.
In your face, sucka!
Faked. No Frisbee shadow.
That looks Photoshopped.
suits her.
Totally shopped. The waves are all wrong.
teeth is teh key
Fetch!
Fitch!
Yeah, shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch is a pretty big fail.
Oh, the frisbee thing’s funny too.
As much as I want to believe that she actually is the worst frisbee player of all time, she obviously just put the frisbee in her mouth and jumped like a dog for a picture on facebook or some shit
Wow, cynic much?
Doesn’t that describe just about everybody on this website?
AAAAAAAAH! THE TROLLS ARE COMING!
*Gets bazooka out*
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
I prefer swords…
you people are REALLY pathetic
You REALLY need to use the reply button.
Actually, I don’t think that was aimed at any thread specifically.
looks like fetch is misspelled on her shirt too
she clearly held the frisbee in her teeth and jumped in the air.
fail fail.
When I saw this picture all I could think was: “Sequel to ‘White Men Can’t Jump’: Fat white girls can’t jump either”
Accoding to a picture on EngrishFunny, Yellow men can’t rap.
Have you tried TextsFromLastNight.com?
No.
That’s true and aren’t we all yellow, anonymously hiding behind our computers while posting on the internet?
I therefore like to ban rap entirely as far too many people try even though they can’t.
maybe she was trying to suction it to her mouth… which, if she succeeded, would be a win the likes of which has never been seen before.
but she shops at A&F, so i doubt it.
her frizbee skills “suck”
You’d think the “writers” of this site would at least know the difference of win and fail. Though, I suppose if they did, my submitted images would actually make it on the site.
Abercrombie and Fitch? more like Abercrombie and “Fetch”
epic photoshop fail learn to get real pics.
Sometimes I wonder, “Why is that frisbee getting bigger?” . . . and then it hits me.
*frisbee rim shot!*
i can do that. its not that hard to put a frisbee in your mouth and jump in the air
yes. it is simply a picture of a woman who decided to jump while wearing a frisbee on her face
lol it was photoshop they didnt actually do that
fitch bitch fetch fail.
I think she can levitate.
She’s just fine until she starts draging her ass across the carpet….I have to smack her in the nose with a rolled up newspaper…..Good girl, now go get my slippers!
More effort in her catch than anything out of the Cincinnati Bengals.
*cincinnati resident laughes*
Capturing this moment is win
maybe she was interbred with a canine and just likes retrieving with her mouth!
This looks more like an epic win to me. Anyone can catch something with their hands. It takes skill to catch something with your face.
She probably lost a couple of fangs trying to catch that
Yeah this is a serious win. That girl is awesome. Can we please repost this with a WIN insignia?
why not repost it with a “fake” insignia.
that looks like a win, as she is catching it with her teeth.
Her shirt should say “Fetch”…
photoshop
I believe this is a WIN!!! She looks like she caught it.
Yeah, how is this a fail? This is clearly a staged photo AND kinda funny. I think it is a win.
that’s a win… she actually caught it in her mouth
wow nice one
haha when i saw this i started to laugh haha
Can we call her Lassie?
Oh sweet! My frisbee-face potion worked
head
I believe that particular disc is a Discraft disc. I just happen to be an Ultimate player. but LOL at the pic… XD
THIS IS WIN!!
looks like a photoshop fail to me XD
the shadow has no frisbee
woah- comment fail XD
facefail+P
check the shadow, the firsbee is not there…
airborne fail
The bitch with the fitch t-shirt fetched the frisbee at the beach. Now try to say that quickly