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makes you a thinker
Is his name ‘David’ do you think?
Well he is no Atlas.
Looks like he’s tossing something other than a disk.
Two handed grip. Very nice. You can tell he’s a pro.
maybe there come to much girls
Wut?
Could be ‘Harry’
… Potter.
He’s ribbed for her pleasure.
He’s either got a wand in his pocket or he’s happy to see her.
He’s just getting started.
no look how white his shoulders and foot are
You mean tinker?
no comment!
Oh you liar ^^^^ what’s this then?
A remark.
Maybe a quote?
A statement?
Aha, an observation!
He was annotating the blank space.
An interesting interpretation!
An argument …
.. that has come in for some abuse.
That is debatable, fuzz.
*takes notes*
*disabuses k@ of her notions*
Marginal exploitation.
A filler…or was that fill her…I always get those confused…
An explicative?
It’s a paradox!
*universe implodes*
A metaphor.
a potato!
True. Looks nowt like Demi Moore.
Though he seems to have not lost that loving feeling.
Good. I hate it when he does that.
Ditto.
*starts thinking of the Righteous Brothers*
Oh I love that movie…
♪ Oh, my love… ♪
Of course, two people were involved, not a man and his hands…
♪ Oh, my love, my darling,
I’ve hungered for your ice cream cone ♪
Where’s the horse he Rodin on?
It isa at la’trough drinking El’gin.
Give him a Da’Vinci and he takes a mile.
Looks like he’s got his whole world in his hands.
He’s on top of the world, looking down on creation.
They will see him waving from such great heights.
Looks more like a screw to me.
Not sure, the perspective is awful……(rambles on for an hour)
anyone for an ice cream?
*screams*
I scream, you scream, everyone screams for ICE CREAM!!!
*screams and runs out of the room*
*joins in the screaming and runs in circles*
*screams while leaping into the air and waving arms over head*
*screams and nearly dodged Elsa*
*screams and does “YMCA” moves with arms while running in circles*
*screams till couldn’t breath, and then takes a deep breathe. Then screams and continues to run in circles*
You got them both wrong!
*pictures a Rabbi doing that*
*laughs*
*Screams as Shadow fails to dodge … bounces off and leaps over him, stepping on him in the process*
*shouts*
A Sniper is down…A Sniper is down!!
*screams “AAAHHH!” when falling down*
*hopes someone gets the reference*
(I did)
Black Hawk down?
I really like that movie…Mike Myers is funny.
Close
Shooter?
artist’s self portrait?
How did he sculpt the statue with no free hands?
He’s a talented guy.
Genetically spliced with an octopus.
Born of an octo-mom.
With Dr. Octopus.
but if u faced Chuck Norris?
That potato looks like it is going to be painful to fall on.
Somebody has created the worlds’ first threaded concrete potato.
Just think of the implications!
Many many of them have run through my mind in quick succession…..I feel soiled! *shudders*
*squeeze*
Poor k@, come on sit down here and I will get you some tea.
*thankyou squeeze*
The horror, the horror
*Wanders into room*
Hora? Is somebody celebrating a Bat Mitzvah? I heard people around here were converting from Christianity at a ridiculous rate!
Oy vey!
I believe that is right up there with the wheel and fire.
i consider this a statue win. because you know the sculptor wasnt the first person to step back and say. ‘haaaaa wow’. and it is still standing there in public anyway. win.
He didn’t wank for a year and he had no ShamWow when he finally did. That’s what happens.
Now he’s stuck with himself.
Now he’s stuck on himself.
I find it disturbing that the fingers of the left hand are joined to the fingers of the right hand.
That could be related to Arthur’s explanation above.
It’s Pickman’s model all over again.
good grip
He’s butterfingered, they melted together.
Self lubricating, how thoughtful!
I think I may need eye bleach and brain bleach after reading that.
*looks at k@*
*shakes head*
*look back at k@*
*shakes head again and walks off trying not to giggle*
*stealth-squeezes the Moomin*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I needed that.
*falls over*
*ankle squeezes DW*
Isn’t it silly o’clock over thar?
*Trips over the Moomin* Sorry
Oh, I can!
*rofl*
It creeps me out too.
I got putty in my hands.
Good morning to all, let me know if you are here with a “present” like we used to do in school. lol
Present. (I got you a “present” in the “past” to give to you in the “future”)
Good morning ShadowTheSniper C.C.C. do you remeber saying “present in class when the teacher called your name?
yep.
Present? *looks hopeful* I love a present….
*waves at everyone*
Man I remember that. Every now and then I would have a teacher that was obsessed with making you either say “Here” or “Present”. They would not accept anything but one of those. I guess it wasn’t really funny, but since I refused to do it I would just sit there and do it in sign language. Those are the only two words I can do that with now.
Hehe…I had teachers like that.
“Gift”
What happen to him? Did he make a d***o? *grabs sledgehammer and destroy statue*
Good morning dtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!
Must destroy must destroy the Robinsons!
Are you referring to a supermall in the Philippines?
Perhaps the sculptor did not get his money in time, thought: “screw you guys, I’m going home”, and changed the statue accordingly.
You people type silly.
It’s the type people we are, silly.
I agree we are silly.
Silly is here that the people are.
[nose typing] No we don’t! [/nose typing]
I’m back again (takin off laptop again yesterday).
Good morning everyone. *squeeze*
that’s what happens when you you let it dry on you
sorry AE, great minds ey?
I’m scared to ask what.
I not saying nuttin’ except check AE’s comment up there
I thought as much.
*keels over*
*positions BFF into a heroic pose*
*waits for the dryer to start working*
just kidding
*helps BFF to his feet*
just keep moving
*wakes up*
Hey, why am I wet? And who put my arms in this weird pose?
wasn’t me
Shamwow?
If I stay really really still the photographer will lose interest and go away
Be vewy qwiet I’m hunting Gwanny
*jumpsqueeze*
ewwwwwwwwwwww SHAMWOW STAT!
wascally wabbit!!!
*squeeze!*
Right…
…..on top of left
the statue of too much liberty
The
thinkwankerThat was good grannycatflap. Statue of Liberty. Good morning.
good morning!
I find it disturbing he has white creamy stuff all over his body…
its from the birds attracted by his seed
The early bird gets the worm?
The early bird gets seeded.
*sneaks up and adds “first” after seeded*
*gets bukkit and sits in corner*
*is early*
Morning, Moom!
Are you implying I’m a worm?
*raises eyebrow*
Morning sunshine.
*grips The Moomin with both hands*
*gets et by a bird*
Et tu, bird?
watch out for the pecker!
Three peckers on the cheeks! (Brussels swaffle)
Hiya Czuhc! *Squeeze*
That explains it.
He’s the master of his own domain.
*shines nuts*
*is almost blinded by shine of nuts*
*puts sunglasses on*
*walks by* Hey everyon—-AHHHH I’m blinded!
*falls over everyone*
BUNDLE!
*falls down too*
*honks horn on jeep*
What’s the hold up?
*Yells “I’m blinded!” multiples times*
stop jerking that thing then!
*squeeze!*
*squeezes someone to find some support to hold me up*
Up and at em brother!( you are heavy)
*holds StS up while holding dark glasses on*
Thank you.
I would say that the biggest fail is that it looks like his legs ar extremly short.
It doesn’t appear he is coming up short.
Well, he’s certainly screwing something.
*shouts*
Anyone got an “e” I can borrow???
I’ll give you the “e” I didn’t use in the word *everyone*
Takes 2 “e”s and calls Prinzessin in the morning.
Rude. It’s not his fault he’s ill.
Now I know! It’s the T-1000! Look at his face!
Now it all makes sense! …Well, except for how he got the white creamy stuff all over himself…
Name change fail. It’s still too early for me. *Facepalm*
Arnie can’t have lost that much weight!
It was Arnie’s enemy, this liquid metal thingy.
From Wikepedia: The T-1000 also had the ability to extrapolate small items, meaning it could form small, simple items from itself.
And here he is, from the future, all covered in white creamy stuff
should be eye protection fail
♬ We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
’cause it doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
We’ve got each other and that’s a lot. For love – we’ll give it a shot… ♬
Anyone seen Shadow? You know, the one I slapped yesterday? If so, please give him these “I am sorry” offerings.
*leaves ticket to a BMW racing track, chocolate cake, donuts and a fluffy/cuddly white kitten*
I am leaving now because I haven’t had a wink of sleep since Admiral shined a spotlight in my castigastion corner all freaking night long. *sigh*
Besides, this Fail … *shudders* … I will wait for the next one.
*squeezes for everyone* and Happy Friday!!!
*Squeeze*
See you in ~40 min! Sorry about the sleep deprivation – I’m sure someone will have a stern talk with the Admiral.
He’s ^^ there somewhere…Morning Lucky!
Or did you get Lucky this morning?
Awww… *squeeze*
I forgive you.
I think this statue is in Boston, Massachuset. If this is the statue I think, It was made to honor the irish immigrants, and it’s all about the potatoe famine.
*snickers*
That matches!
Really?
I just don’t see how it’s related to the Irish in any way. Unless you’re implying we are all extremely horny….
(I in fact AM a Red Haired, pure Irish, step child. Maybe I should stick with that name?
HEY! Where did my “)” go?
New avatar possibility for you. I keep missing your comments because you look so… generic!
Still doesn’t explain why they’re playing around potatoes naked. They must belong to the vicar’s congregation.
fail at trying to be knowledgeable.
i actually took this picture Cuba.
Is that Freddie Krueger’s head coming out of the plinth beneath the pineapple?
I can’t even find the pineapple.
*squeeze and sniff*
I decided that was what was in the statue’s hand.
*squeeze and squeeze*
Looks more like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Don’t tell the statue that though. He’s very sensitive about these things.
Mostly unrelated: I’d like to own a horse which is named “Oh my God I’m coming!” and then listen to the commenter shouting that name during a race.
Hehe!
That is beautiful!
*tear*
I will name my race horse “Wait, not yet.”
On the PBR Bull riding circuit there was a bull named “My Wife”
(Guys in the back of the stalls taking)
“Yeah man you should have been there! It was a new personal record! I was able to ride My Wife for a whole 7 seconds before I was done! I’ve never made it that long before.”
It was better to listen to the announcers …. taking about which cowboys were able to ride “My Wife.”
I also saw one named “Pole Dancer”.
Didn’t they do a joke like that on Simpsons, or maybe it was Family Guy?
*Puts RedHeadedStepChild back in the corner.*
Are you also the middle child?
*Starts kicking and screaming*
Pretty close to the middle child. Fourth one born out of six of us. I guess I could still claim that if I was born third, but I’m not very safe.
Commenter/Announcer
“Getting the head is Happy and then comes Oh My God I’m Comming, BUT Wait Not Yet is trying to pull out from behind before it’s all over!!”
What you can’t see from the angle in this picture is the giant stone computer with p0rn.com on the screen.
But he’s looking down!
That’s because he has the motivation he needs, now he’s just doing what he came there to do.
He is wondering why his looks like soft-serve ice cream instead of giant cucumber.
Seriously, who “erects” a statue like that?
Budget sculpting presents:
A tribute to Myron, Archimedes and Shakespeare
The Taming of the Screw.
*Snork!*
I think the statue is sculpting clay.
Wats so fail about this?
It looks like he’s holding that thing that lives in your pants.
Luks nowt liek a ferret. Thanos nowt lad.
is it just me or does his legs seem disproportionate to his body?
Maybe it’s not his own?
haha. I think the statue is on his 100th time. just look at all that white residue on him.
In the words of Winston Churchill:
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. “
i dont get it! mabey i am not that “dirty”
Is the bowl behind him what I think it’s for?
I’m sorry, but judging by the size of what’s in his hands, this statue is a win.
wow. it’s bad enough being in that position without being stuck in said position forever.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
I could put on my art teacher hat right now and explain this sculpture in detail, but I’ll just let you guys giggle amongst yourselves.
oh, please go on lolz
You know what would make this picture more awesome? If the statue was a fountain.
oh, the statues of cuba..
this was fun to photograph hahahaha
he looks pretty into it too.
I saw this! It’s in a Market in Varradero, Cuba. I went there when I was in the 7th grade. I noticed this too and took a picture. My dad and I still kill ourselves laughing when we see this picture in our old family vacation photos.
I told you ! Don’t disturb me when I’m ….. THINKING !!
He must be getting bored after sitting there for so long..
Dude..no way!
Haaa. This is in Varadero, Cuba. I went there for my honeymoon.
why is it ribbed?
+1
!
He’s enjoying a nice McFlurry =D