Comments on: Eye Protection Fail

By: mark

mark — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:40:17 +0000

thats for sex he just cut his finger off

By: mark

mark — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:38:50 +0000

i hope he dies and gos to hell for being dumb

By: stuff n stuff

stuff n stuff — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:40:05 +0000

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By: SPUD750

SPUD750 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:16:07 +0000

oh god hes about to chop off his hand

By: TryedIt@Home

TryedIt@Home — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:08 +0000

this is what he uses to cut his pop-tards

By: rj chua

rj chua — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:58:29 +0000

this is me. to clear things up, the picture is deceiving because the angle my friend took the picture from makes it look like my hand is directly under that saw, which it isnt. second, i was cutting wood before this picture w/ safety goggles on and saw dust was still getting in my eye. also there were flies that kept bothering me, so i decided to put a plastic bag over my head, the plastic bag had eye holes in them, which you cant see in the picture, but you can in other pictures taken that day which i have. lastly, i dont even know who posted this on failblog. the pictures from this day were all posted on my facebook, and one day this picture just shows up on failblog and one of my friends tell me ” hey someone put you on failblog” end of story.

By: SEKSS

SEKSS — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:06:48 +0000

clown (:

By: Janice

Janice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:45:11 +0000

Git ‘er Done.

By: pandaron

pandaron — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:45:35 +0000

hey! i know this guy lol who the heck posted up this pic cuz i know it wasn’t him

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:29:45 +0000

looks like a future candidate for the Darwin Award (Award given to all those people who die in truly stupid ways)

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:42:23 +0000

Say the line or they’ll give you the gas!

By: zipper_71

zipper_71 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:17:48 +0000

That’s because you are supposed to coat the inside of the lenses with an anti-fog solution or even commercial bubble solution will work. So I am thinking you are a total chemlab fail. Sorry if this offends, but even my little kids know this trick for their swim goggles.

By: TerminatorT

TerminatorT — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:17:45 +0000

lol, they’re gonna cut their effing hand in two!

By: Promosyon Tekstil

Promosyon Tekstil — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:35:15 +0000

Your web site is beautiful. I wish you continued success.

By: m2

m2 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:21:31 +0000

Wonder what kind of satisfaction you get when you chop off your fingers because you can see and you are passing out.

By: d!

d! — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:15:35 +0000

haha comment 111!

By: jeffy

jeffy — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:39:53 +0000

This technique is nothing new and is used commonly in the third world as a respirator, not eye or face protection.

By: marc

marc — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:50:26 +0000

it will do against the blood splatters.
he just doesn’t want them to ruin his hair!

By: Lantern1

Lantern1 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 06:24:05 +0000

That plastic bag is not there to protect him from sawdust. It’s there to protect him from blood…… look where his left hand is in relation to the blade on that saw!!

By: Roflsneezia

Roflsneezia — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:59:50 +0000

wasn’t your name the mooman?

By: James

James — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:45:35 +0000

Actually, this guy is likely trying to avoid breathing in the massive dust cloud he’s about to create. If that’s the board I think it is, its a ceramic fiber board. The dust particals will actually kill you if you breath enough of them (Lung cancer).

By: -Wolf-

-Wolf- — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:59:49 +0000

And that’s what we used to call ‘Entertainment’ still there’s always Basil Brush.

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:38:59 +0000

On the offchance you come back to this page sexy moonboots (I do like the name by the way, sorry if my comment offended, I was just being silly).
The word 1mage immediately puts your comment in moderation, otherwise I would have answered sooner. I’ve only just seen you comment now.
If you go to gravatar.com, you can link a picture to your email address so it’ll show up here. You can use whatever name you want here, but the email address must be the same as that you used for gravatar.com
Hope that helps.

By: chatmort

chatmort — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:18:43 +0000

That’s the proof that working may result in suicide!!

By: cheesewhiz

cheesewhiz — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:58:33 +0000

Suffocation WIN!

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:26:12 +0000

Oi, Czuhc - saw this LOL and thought you might want it for your office: http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=19381

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:21:13 +0000

Only if he tries to use his leg as a brace, bringing his crotch too close while he’s half-blind.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:18:42 +0000

No doubt it works fine against grit / wood splinters /etc. But will it protect his eyes from bone splinters when he sticks his hand in it because he can’t see what the #$% he’s doing?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:16:53 +0000

Fen actually has a point. Monsieur Le Rednecque is probably tired of getting tiny flecks and sparks thrown in his eyes. A Lowe’s bag is one of the stupidest possible ways to protect himself, since 1) he’s blinding himself while handling power tools, and 2) it wouldn’t protect against truly-ballistic fragments. But it probably works just fine for the only aspect of safety he cares about.

By: john

john — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:13:11 +0000

Darwin Award win in 4..3..2…

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:10:35 +0000

Please come talk to the “safety experts” at UW about this crazy concept of vision fail = safety fail?

To set foot in the chem labs, you have to be wearing airtight goggles – which steam up really quickly. Either you surreptitiously swipe the insides with a paper towel every so often (bringing your fingers, which have been handling chemicals, close to your eyes), or you walk around a crowded lab half-blind to the front and completely blind to the sides. Much fun trying to not get stabbed with glass tubing, have dry ice or corrosives dumped on you, etc.

By: rawrz?

rawrz? — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:52:46 +0000

*looks at scarysawman and takes two steps back*
go ahead. breathe. i dare ya

By: SuzieQ

SuzieQ — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:37:03 +0000

did he see-saw?

By: mina

mina — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:06:06 +0000

Natural selection at it’s finest.

By: dj

dj — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:54:45 +0000

wow. that belongs on thereifixedit.com

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:02:15 +0000

oh go bag your head

By: rockerjg

rockerjg — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:54:34 +0000

well… this is awkward, isn’t it?

By: librarianchat

librarianchat — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:49:42 +0000

Keep the sawdust out of the hair at least.

By: DRoseDARs

DRoseDARs — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:16:28 +0000

x_X

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:03:21 +0000

no, it’s left

By: fuzz on the infectious concept

fuzz on the infectious concept — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:01:10 +0000

Let’s hope his underhand isn’t dirty

(… and that, if it is, the saw doesn’t catch him red-handed)

By: Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!

Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:50:01 +0000

OMIGOSH, *cuts hand by chainsaw* I DO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE IN HAPPY TREE FRIENDS! *HTF theme plays*

By: THE MOOMIN

THE MOOMIN — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:04:26 +0000

THE MOOMIN!!!

By: k@ the custard fairy

k@ the custard fairy — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:00:48 +0000

You passed out….It is just the equivalent of smelling salts!

*squeeze*

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Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:57:29 +0000

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By: General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:56:32 +0000

*eyes snap open*

WAH! Hello, k@! What did you just do?

By: k@ the custard fairy

k@ the custard fairy — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:54:39 +0000

*gives the smooch of life*

twice in one fail...my lucky day!

By: General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:52:50 +0000

General and FailBlog Treasurer Bondf-

Oh no, I’m not going throught that again.

By: General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:51:18 +0000

General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/!!!

*keels over due to lack of oxygen*

By: fuzz on the bloody pulp fiction concept

fuzz on the bloody pulp fiction concept — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:42:19 +0000

gimme those …
*grinds them up for a Ryoal with Cheese*