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May also give sexual satisfaction.
….stockings not supplied.
They out of stock?
Yes, a good chicken base is hard to find.
All your chicken base are belong to us.
(hm, that marshmallow is looking extra crispy … and bearded)
wasn’t your name the mooman?
That comment has earned you (1) Interweb! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM!!!!
And now I have Feargal Sharkey in my head.
*sigh*
Ear worm Sans Ear worm……*snickers*
Wonder what kind of satisfaction you get when you chop off your fingers because you can see and you are passing out.
I don’t think that’s going to work.
does he see saw?
DID HE DIE?
did he saw saw?
did he see-saw?
shocker
Suffocation, that’s what you need?
If you want to be a timber breaker?
*shuffle, heel, toe, tappity tap*
*plays trumpet*
And that’s what we used to call ‘Entertainment’ still there’s always Basil Brush.
SEX!
Are you a pokemon? Can you only communicate by saying your own name? We tried that in the office once, it quickly descended into madness.
*snickers*
Do you have to say your name before you say anything else? After saying something? Or just the name?
I wish I could do that today! Mind you I am sure I would get fired for that one!
Just the name, but you can change the stress on the syllables, or split it up into syllables. So I could go ‘MoomoomooMIN minmin moomoomoo’.
And I do. Frequently.
If I were not before the bar, something else I’d like to be
If I were not a bannister, an engine driver me
With a czuhc-czuhc-czuhc…
General and FailBlog Treasurer BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/!!!
*keels over due to lack of oxygen*
*gives the smooch of life*
*eyes snap open*
WAH! Hello, k@! What did you just do?
You passed out….It is just the equivalent of smelling salts!
*squeeze*
GENERAL AND FAILBLOG TREASURER BONDFAN4518 ♂ MP OF THE 3RD WITTY COMMENTS COUNTERING TROLLS DIVISION, EARL OF HUNTINGDON-ON-THAMES/BFF NEWS REPORTER/THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE/BIG BROTHER/THE PRESIDENT OF GUINEA BISSAU/FRANK SINATRA/!!!
THE MOOMIN!!!
well… this is awkward, isn’t it?
Say the line or they’ll give you the gas!
Wait. What is this place?
Can someone please point me to FAILblog?, I do believe I took a wrong turn into 4chan.
looks like more of a safety fail for his hand :S
OMG, you’re right, he already lost his right hand…and his legs too!
The circular saw is his right hand.
Cyborg recognition fail.
Cyborg recognition. Rofl!
Unhand that cyborg!
It’s already been unhanded. . .
Let’s hope his underhand isn’t dirty
(… and that, if it is, the saw doesn’t catch him red-handed)
Please come talk to the “safety experts” at UW about this crazy concept of vision fail = safety fail?
To set foot in the chem labs, you have to be wearing airtight goggles – which steam up really quickly. Either you surreptitiously swipe the insides with a paper towel every so often (bringing your fingers, which have been handling chemicals, close to your eyes), or you walk around a crowded lab half-blind to the front and completely blind to the sides. Much fun trying to not get stabbed with glass tubing, have dry ice or corrosives dumped on you, etc.
That’s because you are supposed to coat the inside of the lenses with an anti-fog solution or even commercial bubble solution will work. So I am thinking you are a total chemlab fail. Sorry if this offends, but even my little kids know this trick for their swim goggles.
looks like a future candidate for the Darwin Award (Award given to all those people who die in truly stupid ways)
OHO! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE’S WEARING CLOTH!!!
XDXDXD
I’d be touching cloth too if that was the only protection I had.
Oh, you said wearing.
He’s going to get ryoally screwed.
*picks up disgarded fingers*
Were these yours at all?
gimme those …
*grinds them up for a Ryoal with Cheese*
What’s happening today? The last battle of the trolls before school starts again?
I thought one of them did something interesting.
CZUHC!
Que? Did I miss something?
THE MOOMIN!
*sniff
I always miss you!
*squeeze*
Awwwwwww!
*dons protective plastic bag*
*squeeze*
*hyperventilates and falls over*
*removes bag*
*gives Moomin the smooch of life*
Woohooohooohooo.
*jumps up and runs around in circles*
General and FailBlog Treasurer Bondf-
Oh no, I’m not going throught that again.
Bless you! Swine flu?
Thank you, but no, I managed not to miss that one!
*grumble grumble
Even though you had many patients with the symptoms, czuhc?
I don’t understand why doctors aren’t permanently ill considering all the infected people they have to deal with.
It is a mystery.
*checks plastic bag over head for air leaks*
That does explain it…
(I suspect all illnesses are cureable, docs just tell us they aren’t!)
*swiftly puts away bottle with big red pills and label “For Docs Only”*
What did you say?
*Squints* I’m onto you, like Arthur on anything that moves
Oi, Czuhc – saw this LOL and thought you might want it for your office: http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=19381
In fact, I have had patients who really believed that docs keep a secret stash of powerful medication for their own use.
Are they not headache pills from having to deal with patients?
Well…we were really talking about erection pills back then.
That gives a whole new meaning to that last thread
I thought that doctors acquire immunity to all known diseases through contact with sick people.
Failblog has gone shit…
…since people like you took over.
Nice moonboots though to help you wade through it.
No the people on it is what makes it funny. It’s the images getting worse.
I’m too sexy for these moonboots.
Too sexy sexy for these moonboots.
The way i’m disco dancing
I’m a moomin, you know what I mean?
And I wear a little hat on my big nose. . .
I choose you The Richard!
This has to be a faked photo. No one would be that stupid….would they??
Hmmmm, unfortunately you appear to be unaware of the depths of human stupidity!
He must be a merrickan.
You mean he is just embarrased about his appearance then?
I thought John used a Sack anyway?
His future’s so bleak, he’s gotta wear… a cover over his head.
(and it’s only gonna get bleaker if a spark gets in his eye)
Who needs some love? (squeeeeeeeeeeze)
*squeeze*
how do you get an image of your own instead of these silly patterns failblog give us?
On the offchance you come back to this page sexy moonboots (I do like the name by the way, sorry if my comment offended, I was just being silly).
The word 1mage immediately puts your comment in moderation, otherwise I would have answered sooner. I’ve only just seen you comment now.
If you go to gravatar.com, you can link a picture to your email address so it’ll show up here. You can use whatever name you want here, but the email address must be the same as that you used for gravatar.com
Hope that helps.
I cant even afford that mask it’s £1
It might look dumb, however I’m sure it works.. unless he cuts his hand..
Btw safety is not the fail here, the fail is that he looks like a pollack wearing tank top and jogging pants..
You are dumb.
Sounds Fishy!
Fen actually has a point. Monsieur Le Rednecque is probably tired of getting tiny flecks and sparks thrown in his eyes. A Lowe’s bag is one of the stupidest possible ways to protect himself, since 1) he’s blinding himself while handling power tools, and 2) it wouldn’t protect against truly-ballistic fragments. But it probably works just fine for the only aspect of safety he cares about.
There’s not really a fail here… If you’ve ever used one of those saws, you’ll know that getting small splinters in your eyes is annoying as hell. He can see through the bag, so there’s no problem.
No doubt it works fine against grit / wood splinters /etc. But will it protect his eyes from bone splinters when he sticks his hand in it because he can’t see what the #$% he’s doing?
his hand is right where the blade is going
no, it’s left
OMIGOSH, *cuts hand by chainsaw* I DO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE IN HAPPY TREE FRIENDS! *HTF theme plays*
oh go bag your head
x_X
Keep the sawdust out of the hair at least.
wow. that belongs on thereifixedit.com
Natural selection at it’s finest.
*looks at scarysawman and takes two steps back*
go ahead. breathe. i dare ya
Darwin Award win in 4..3..2…
Only if he tries to use his leg as a brace, bringing his crotch too close while he’s half-blind.
Suffocation WIN!
That’s the proof that working may result in suicide!!
Actually, this guy is likely trying to avoid breathing in the massive dust cloud he’s about to create. If that’s the board I think it is, its a ceramic fiber board. The dust particals will actually kill you if you breath enough of them (Lung cancer).
That plastic bag is not there to protect him from sawdust. It’s there to protect him from blood…… look where his left hand is in relation to the blade on that saw!!
it will do against the blood splatters.
he just doesn’t want them to ruin his hair!
This technique is nothing new and is used commonly in the third world as a respirator, not eye or face protection.
haha comment 111!
Your web site is beautiful. I wish you continued success.
lol, they’re gonna cut their effing hand in two!
hey! i know this guy lol who the heck posted up this pic cuz i know it wasn’t him
Git ‘er Done.
clown (:
this is me. to clear things up, the picture is deceiving because the angle my friend took the picture from makes it look like my hand is directly under that saw, which it isnt. second, i was cutting wood before this picture w/ safety goggles on and saw dust was still getting in my eye. also there were flies that kept bothering me, so i decided to put a plastic bag over my head, the plastic bag had eye holes in them, which you cant see in the picture, but you can in other pictures taken that day which i have. lastly, i dont even know who posted this on failblog. the pictures from this day were all posted on my facebook, and one day this picture just shows up on failblog and one of my friends tell me ” hey someone put you on failblog” end of story.
this is what he uses to cut his pop-tards
oh god hes about to chop off his hand