Comments on: Bonus Fail

By: Speciālists

Speciālists — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:45:13 +0000

This bonus is for women!

By: october

october — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:54:53 +0000

wow really i dont think burning to death would be that bad…

By: demi

demi — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:59:21 +0000

well c’mon it would just be messed up if you kept all the semen in the toy

By: gena

gena — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:28:58 +0000

.|.

By: plsignoretest

plsignoretest — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:36:43 +0000

test pls 2 ignore

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:01:22 +0000

-_^

By: Sparks178

Sparks178 — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:55:16 +0000

makes me want to wash my hands after seeing that…

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:10:36 +0000

Yay mommy gets a toy too!

By: Matthew L.

Matthew L. — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:12:47 +0000

haha that is absolutely hilarious!

By: Homeless

Homeless — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:21:45 +0000

Am I the only person that is wondering how you make it squirt? Unless that lump at the top is a button you must just have to squeeze it real hard….ouch

By: Bloodyangel494

Bloodyangel494 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:48:35 +0000

Little Jimmy….I thought mommy said to keep those bonus toys out of your mouth….

By: failinator

failinator — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:11:26 +0000

Ther are good chances a 1-3 jear old kid would suck dat thing

By: Naen

Naen — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:18:21 +0000

This had to be intentional.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:48:37 +0000

god i hope parents in the US wouldnt buy it for their kid… But Mississippi we still might have to worry about

By: 産業

産業 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:01:08 +0000

._.

By: guolin

guolin — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:13:30 +0000

….the semen out, hm?

By: Janice

Janice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:49:31 +0000

right on.

By: moar!

moar! — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:25:27 +0000

lol i would like a squirt!

By: no

no — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:06:26 +0000

That’s what she said

By: mojo

mojo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:38:30 +0000

yeah, it’s lost it’s fluff

By: I WATCH YOU AS YOU SLEEP! A-BOOGA BOOGA!

I WATCH YOU AS YOU SLEEP! A-BOOGA BOOGA! — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:40:51 +0000

1,459,354, im sure of it. I wanna marry your used kleenexs

By: pho queen

pho queen — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:07:46 +0000

that is one messed up lookin dong

By: Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!

Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:26:51 +0000

lmao, morning from the PHilippines, I give you 50 jumping jacks… so do you General Loser!!!

By: Comedy-blog.net

Comedy-blog.net — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:32:26 +0000

Perverts

By: chepaniondos

chepaniondos — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:08:36 +0000

luff portal.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:05:29 +0000

… And never go back?

By: Tha Jackal

Tha Jackal — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:03:22 +0000

ewwwwwwww No wonder there are a lot of gays now a days!

By: Bob Bobberman

Bob Bobberman — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:02:33 +0000

but still, its there

By: pl3h_teh_awesomeness

pl3h_teh_awesomeness — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:49:14 +0000

u dont kiss this one to turn it to a prince u have to blow it

By: MrEd

MrEd — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:12:50 +0000

FAIL

By: Bakerman

Bakerman — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:36:35 +0000

This is sure made for squirting.

By: N.G. Woosh

N.G. Woosh — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:22:33 +0000

This is fake. That toy comes with a “bonus squirt toy” in the shape of a little frog.

Nice try.

By: Bryonia

Bryonia — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:47:39 +0000

WTF?

By: (party all night)>٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

(party all night)>٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:39:13 +0000

Young Ones puts the “bone” in “bonus”

That works better phonetically than written out…

By: Someone Nicer than Jenny...

Someone Nicer than Jenny... — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:30:28 +0000

Be careful not to get squirted in your good eye, lil one.

By: Lawl

Lawl — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:28:48 +0000

Pshhht! Don’t make me go black on you son!

By: Spydr86

Spydr86 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:12:45 +0000

How is this even possible??? Who OK’d this??

By: HarryPotterWin

HarryPotterWin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:45:47 +0000

Bonus boner win

By: Joseph M. Scandura

Joseph M. Scandura — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:26:15 +0000

I thought it was the bird and the bees. Have they switched to frogs recently?

By: ThatHero

ThatHero — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:09:36 +0000

This is wrong on so many levels…

By: Fenhopi

Fenhopi — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:52:08 +0000

This is basically how i sell woman to myself…,

By: NääpIsTheTrap

NääpIsTheTrap — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:50:19 +0000

No, you have to buy the ET finger separately:
http://failblog.org/2009/02/24/merchandising-fail/

By: Jason N

Jason N — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:47:08 +0000

This is basically how I sell myself to women….

By: Jon; Pvt. Parts

Jon; Pvt. Parts — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:28:52 +0000

Private Parts reporting for duty, sir!

By: Jon, Yes; it's me.

Jon, Yes; it's me. — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:26:20 +0000

So… If you ran over him quickly he’d stay solid, but if you ran him over slowly, he’d be more liquid?

And Spot had a brown spot on his back. like some chocolate custard.

By: grannycatflap

grannycatflap — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:22:11 +0000

that’s what they all say

By: grannycatflap

grannycatflap — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:21:20 +0000

woo hoo!

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:20:42 +0000

Froggy went a-courtin. . .

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:19:32 +0000

Pssssst, real life isn’t like Portal.

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:18:59 +0000

*frogmarches around the room*