Bonus Fail
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Found in a local Target store, a frog with a “bonus squirt toy”
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Quite a bonus.
Quite a boner.
Young Ones puts the “bone” in “bonus”
That works better phonetically than written out…
FAIL
Exactly what I’d expect from The Young Ones to be honest.
Heavy!
I hope you’re satisfied, Thatcher!
This is sure made for squirting.
….the semen out, hm?
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well c’mon it would just be messed up if you kept all the semen in the toy
Neil! Your bedrooms on fire!
Lucky the guys told me my bedroom was on fire, I might have gone to sleep and burnt to death. Not that I ever sleep much anyway, cause I have to spend most of my time in the kitchen, having a really bad time.
I never knew I wore a wig!
I wonder how many lentils I’ve ever eaten in my life.
1,459,354, im sure of it.
I wanna marry your used kleenexs
wow really i dont think burning to death would be that bad…
Oh dear… XD
wtf?
i hear it squirts quite well!
that’s what they all say
That’s what she said
Toy seems to enjoy it though
What is that exactly trying to be?
First to have a boner
I didn’t know there was a contest.
Anyway, I already had boners when you were’nt born yet.
n’t
Pshhht! Don’t make me go black on you son!
… And never go back?
right on.
This must be some sort of a chameleon – frog.
i guess they tried to make it fun for all ages.
young ones… nice, can i have the bonus toy only? lol
I’ll take 3!
Which part do you kiss to turn him into a prince?
And will his…umm… squirt toy grow as much as the rest of his body?
Hahaha!
Good morning!
It’s to teach kids swaffling from a young age. :awe:
Spit it out!
Looks like he’s gesturing toward the part in question.
Ohhhhhhh, I never noticed he was pointing towards it
He seriously needs medical attention on that thing
Ohhh… is that what they’re calling it, these days?
I’ve been calling it that for years
*Sees horror movie poster for The Thing* Dum dum duuummmm.
yeah, it’s lost it’s fluff
What a lucky toad… He’s tool is longer than his hand O_O!
His*
Yours isn’t?
I meant arm… bah, I think I’ll just stick to “connect the dots” from now on ._.
I love that frog’s smile.
I’ll give you bonus if you touch it. *gives money to Admiral and General*
*gives money to charity*
*demotes Cdtte Col Timothy John to a mere Private*
*orders him to run 349 times around the marching grounds*
Ayeh!
*gives General and FailBlog Treasurer 1000 pushups*
*slaps General*
*squeeze*
HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME!
*rants at Cdtte Col Timothy for several hours*
*tells him to sweep the marching grounds*
Private Parts reporting for duty, sir!
lmao, morning from the PHilippines, I give you 50 jumping jacks… so do you General Loser!!!
What? This is just the regular 1am fail. Bonus fail fail!
*Points to ‘bonus squirt toy’ written above..um…the thing*
I still want a bonus faaaaail! *stamps foot*
Me too! Lets start a petition! *squeeze*
Go put a banana skin on the floor outside and lay in wait with a camcorder.
Pshaw, I got this ACME kit, banana’s are old school.
I didn’t know you suffered from spots.
Like a dalmation?
*Puts spot on ground, jumps through it*
Wooooo
*picks spot up off the ground*
*places on ceiling*
*puts trampoline beneath spot*
*waits*
Pssssst, real life isn’t like Portal.
luff portal.
Spot was never a dalmation. He was small and yellow. Like a pot custard, only with legs. And a tail. And was a dog.
see spot run
down the leg
run spot run
So… If you ran over him quickly he’d stay solid, but if you ran him over slowly, he’d be more liquid?
And Spot had a brown spot on his back. like some chocolate custard.
Extra thick ET finger?
E.T Extra Testicle?
No, you have to buy the ET finger separately:
http://failblog.org/2009/02/24/merchandising-fail/
…took a while to get it working, but once I got it started
You spent the next day cleaning up the sticky?
thank goodness it’s only good for a few squirts a day
*waves*
no squeezes till this mess is cleaned up
Anyone for a game of leap-frog?
I’m worried the frog would jump me.
*jumps the Moomin*
Giddyup!
*frogmarches around the room*
woo hoo!
Froggy went a-courtin. . .
This is basically how I sell myself to women….
This is basically how i sell woman to myself…,
This is wrong on so many levels…
I thought it was the bird and the bees. Have they switched to frogs recently?
Bonus boner win
How is this even possible??? Who OK’d this??
Be careful not to get squirted in your good eye, lil one.
WTF?
This is fake. That toy comes with a “bonus squirt toy” in the shape of a little frog.
Nice try.
This is an obvious photoshop. Notice the double exclamation points?
Someone just stuck the dildo on it and photoshoped the phrase on there.
but still, its there
u dont kiss this one to turn it to a prince u have to blow it
ewwwwwwww No wonder there are a lot of gays now a days!
Perverts
that is one messed up lookin dong
Looks like a dog dick with out the knot LOL
lol i would like a squirt!
god i hope parents in the US wouldnt buy it for their kid… But Mississippi we still might have to worry about
Whats with the chinese? As if the stuff they send over here wasn’t crappy enough….. I mean I don’t even see one with a vagina….what a rip off. Stupid substandard Chinese crap. I’m buying Korean from now on.
This had to be intentional.
Ther are good chances a 1-3 jear old kid would suck dat thing
Little Jimmy….I thought mommy said to keep those bonus toys out of your mouth….
Am I the only person that is wondering how you make it squirt? Unless that lump at the top is a button you must just have to squeeze it real hard….ouch
haha that is absolutely hilarious!
Yay mommy gets a toy too!
makes me want to wash my hands after seeing that…
-_^
test pls 2 ignore
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