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a Wallbanger gets plastered
And wall plaster gets banged.
And the bangplaster gets walled!!! ALL RIGHT!
Break a take, work your mind off your get.
Harvey? Is that you?
.
*squeeze*
Owww! Don’t squeeze so hard!!!
*pours out the contents of his heart on Juicy Judy, to her heart’s content*
*drinks it in*
*hic*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! VAMPIRE JUDY!!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
No, I’m the one running away!!! You were watching Buffy last night!!! I don’t want staked!!!
Judy Tru Blue Blood
OOooooooo, she’s all sparkley!!!
I kinda started the 1st true blod episode with my a 10 year old in the room thinking ‘how bad can vampires be?’
How naive I was
That’s what she said.
Please. Crawl up and Die.
Jamilla, do us all a favor and walk on a live power line while wet.
i’m really hoping it was tay zonday
“i fell like chocolate rain / no my face is in a lot of pain”
last
Nothing a little spackle can’t fix.
Hm. That sounds like spaculation.
or a spacktacular way of dissolving the problem
Wall the spackle in the world can’t fix his broken face. But at least he gave it his paste shot. Gotta filler for him, really. Nice try, putty, nice try.
Just be sure that you sand it real good –
his face, or the wall?
Yes.
Paul Newman’s kids?
it’s their personal road to perdition
He Bangs!!!
He Bangs!!!
…the wall.
♪ Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that fail-ful sound
Bang bang, my wall-flip shot me down. ♪
Oops, I forgot to lip-sync.
…and you should know better by now.
more a wall fail than a flip fail
Agreed!
Are you saying he didn’t fall on his face?
Actually, he failed and fell on his face because the wall failed and allowed his foot unlimited freedom. The walls fail caused his fail. He who fails first, fails most.
I think.
Actually, he failed to hit the stud-enforced wall edge, the way the previous guy did.
So he caused the wall’s fail to cause his fail.
And there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea.
And there’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea …
And there’s a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea…
*Spartan lasers log, bigger hole is created*
Never. Again.
What a bang-up job!
a bang up job with a down-sized brain under-employed
(keep up that bang up and he’ll be down and out homeless, too)
*gives everyone the bird*
Thanks, Leila! What lovely feathers it has, too.
TeeHee!
Hey, should I have said FLIPS everyone the bird?
may i inquier as to why we are receiving the bird today?
Would you prefer something else?
*prepares to moon abstract*
eeep!! um, sure, just do it from the front….
How do you moon from the front?
here, i’ll show you…
*readies camera*
Okay … I am waiting.
*pops popcorn*
This should be good….
*taps foot* We are all waiting Abstract …. Where is our full frontal Moon????
So what, we actually expect her to bend over backwards just to prove her flexible bridging pose posed in response to an upright finger pointing point?
So what, we actually expect her to b3nd ov3r backwards just to prove her flexible bridging pose posed in response to an upright finger pointing point?
Well fuzz, that’s what we’re trying to find out.
Well fuzz, that’s what we’re trying to find out.
I’m sure it’ll be smokin’!
*Jumps up to catch the bird, before it flies away or crashes …. gets bit …. flips the bird back to Leila*
What’s up?
Nutin much really … just wondering why this darn bird is back here again.
watch out — he bites!
Perhaps we should have Avis teach him some manners.
*pulls up chair*
*unsacks nuts*
This should be good!
The bird is the word.
B-B-B-Bird, Bird, Bird…
Bird is the word
B-B-B-Bird, Bird, Bird…
Bird is the word
B-B-B-Bird, Bird, Bird…
Bird is the word
ACK!!!
WHAT!!!
YOU!!! I must hurt you…now!!! *chases Alice*
*runs so far away*
*moves towards purse*
You want I should use my gun on her, Leila?
What? No…there shall be no violence (today) in FB. I may need to hire you for another time however.
*looks down dejectedly*
*sniff*
Well, okay. If you say so.
*brightens at possibility of future hit*
I think we may need to revise the rules.
1) Never nom FB peeps
2) Never sterilize FB peeps
3) Safety
4) Never shoot FB peeps
5) Profit
You can’t leave out “never get between Dragon and AA when they’re in the middle of a steamy pun run.” That is an important rule.
Girl, they are always in the middle of something …and I personally don’t want to be there.
I like my hair so, excuse me while I hide under my desk.
“I must hurt you…now!!!” … “there shall be no violence (today) in FB.”
I sure love a good contradiction.
No you don’t.
Yes he does!
That’s just a contradiction…I want to have an argument!
NOW we’ll see some violence…!
Oh, this is abuse. Arguments are next door.
Silence! Silence everyone. All those for violence in FB say aye or forever you shall hold your pieces.
Huh?
*Looks up from puzzle confused*
Eye?
You could put an eye out with that piece!
the FB eye
*becomes a transparent eyeball*
*sees nothing*
*sees all*
The eye is the best of artists.
*ahem*
Hi Leeeeeiiiiila! What are you up to?
I am just here … hanging out … you know, the usual. I didn’t see you here yesterday.
*tries to erase bird comments ^^*
*Joins Leila in the requisite jumping up and down to erase comments Etch-a-Sketch style*
Thank you Bearly. Did you try shaking your monitor too?
Of course!
A whole lotta shakin’ goin’ wrong.
*snork*
I couldn’t get to a working computer yesterday. Also, I was insanely busy.
And now I have to go, hopefully I will see you all when I get back- on my own computer!
Ta-ta!
*waves* Bye Avis. Good luck.
Avis! I had the weirdest dream about you. It turned out, in my dream, that you really were a guy in real life, despite your protesting. I woke up feeling distressed about it.
*squeeze!*
How’s the dead computer problem coming along?
Goes to the Genius Bar in a couple of hours. Hopefully it is an easy fix.
*crosses fingers, toes, legs and eyes*
You need to get one of the guys here to cross-dress for luck, too.
*squeeze!*
*squeezes failfriends*
Watch, Godot will work just fine for the guy at the Apple Store. Only to crash again when I get back home.
*crosses hot buns*
Best I can do on short notice. *squeeze*
I didn’t know dragons could do that!
We are very talented, you know.
*Zip Squeeze!*
*crosses legs in case someone walks into the office while I’m staring at hot buns*
*Squeeze! Zip*
*snork*
Oooooh! The snorkmaiden.
*squeeze*
*sails off with The Hemulen and Snuffkin*
Wow, he really put his foot in it that time, didn’t he?
a dry wall no wit
Head banger rock?
cursed by a gypsum
At least he didn’t put his foot in his mouth.
No, but I though I saw a tooth running across the floor.
Damn “t”s.
*uses t-back as a sling shot to fire up a ‘t’*
ja ja ja… imbecil!
Oh, the wailing! The horde has arrived!
Clear the cache to get rid of what you’ve horded?
Definite shoe in for a fail.
If the shoe fits, wear the wall.
If the foo sh*its, it’ll be a messy wall!
Shamwow on aisle two!
I pity the foo.
Foo Fighter?
Where’s Winnie the Poo??
Up to his neck in Goo…
With Tigger? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoooooooo!!!
LOL … that’s a bouncy off the wall HOOt!
I, too, fitty the poo.
Is that legal?
hahaha try concrete next time!
hey baby, how about trying out a stud?
Careful, you may be framed.
I could construct a piece of this pun run, but I don’t wanna.
What are you? Board? Wood be nice to try out a stud… :wicked:
Emoticon fail…
Try building your emoticons with evil, Suzie.
*considers Judy’s suggestion*
*thinks it might work*
Emoticons work even better when someone doesn’t collapse the pun run.
Wooden that be nice? I think we can get it back and nail it down.
My bad…I’ll walk the plank…
mmm, a nice hard stud…nice *drool*
And this, coming from Abstract!
awesome … lol
*Snickers*
Oooooo…. I love a Snickers….
*Gives Perpet the snickers*
Thanks, Marius!
*puts Snickers in freezer*
They’re better that way.
Have you ever tried the snickers ice cream bar?
BLECH!!!!
Leila, is there ANY sweet you like?
She likes chocolate. If she says otherwise, she’s lying.
ROFL! Avis is right. It’s not just any chocolate however. I like the dark and bittersweet variety.
mmmpppfff?
*swallows*
*hides empty package of Piroline cookies w/dark chocolate*
Leila, I do too. Milk chocolate just seems like it’s missing something.
It’s almost criminal that they would put milk (or whatever it is) to a perfectly awesome goodness like chocolate.
Of course! Yum on a stick, I say.
I also say fun on a stick.
♪ I wanna take a ride on your disco stick! ♫
Jose on a Steeck???
*squeezes Judy*
You beat me to it! That’s what I was thinking.
Tee hee!
*squeeze*
How ’bout food on a stick?? State Fair Time!!
On Food Network last week – don’t remember what show it was – but they made chocolate bacon at a fair and threaded it onto a stick to sell.
Oh the horror!!! I love chocolate and bacon, but it’s sacrilege to put them together…
Give me a good ol’ corndog or porkchop on a stick…
ROFL!! ah, but yes. I am laughing so hard right now!
rofl!!!
coolaid man audition fail
oh yea
kool-aid
heh … *gets a great big happy ear-to-ear Kool Aid smiiiiiile*
Oh no!
That flip was a flop.
A flippity floppity flappity …
His hip needed more hop.
Maybe we can settle it over some flapjacks. You hungry?
Sure! Can we have apple turnovers, too?
Sure! But make sure they’re not floppy. I like my turnovers nice and crisp.
And don’t drop it ont he floor or wqill get all Mopsey.
I need a Mulligan …
And don’t drop it on the floor or it will get all Mopsey.
*gives Elsa_Mama some mulligan stew*
Here you go, sweets!
Yum … Delish! Just in time for lunch.
*and in the distance, another innuendo machine explodes*
*orders another gross of innuendo machines online*
Oh no — Don’t they have any innuendos that are not gross?
Thanks for the lol, E_M!!!
*squeeze!*
No problem!! *Squeeze*
Now for something completely different …
Didja hear — I got new kittens!!
Congratulations!
Tell us all about them!
hmmm.. 2 black & white kittens, not tuxedos, but spotted, “cow” kittens – brother and sister – named Pebbles and BamBam. About 12 weeks old. Still trying to get the dogs to understand they are here to stay and on not on the menu or the entertainment!!
Ooh, it would be great if you could upload some pics to photobucket or flickr or something and link to your name so we can see them!!
I ♥ kittens.
Awww…they sound so cute!!! I have a black kitty that’s about 4 months old…love her, but not her claws!
I love those names, “Pebbles and Bam Bam” – when we first got our beagle pups a couple of years ago, Andrew had me pick their names.
I chose Sugar and Cinnamon!
I am, I am!
Flapjacks with chocolate?
Upside down cake?
Landed on his cottoned tail.
This thread line is in danger of petering out.
hehe … hehe … you said “peter” … hehe
Especially if it gets caught by Farmer McGregor!
Join me in a little hare of the dog, Elsa_Mama?
Sure — I’m feeling a little fuzzy wuzzy this morning.
*makes drinks*
*adds angorastura bitters*
Ahhh… that will put a hop in your step!
*lops drink from glass*
Mmmmmmm.
*twitches nose*
Does no one carrot all that I’m sitting here with nothing to drink?
Failblog videos include earworms now?
*Is not happy*
I am sorry.
*gives Marius a box of happy*
*Opens box*
OMG! What have you done to Happy?!?
*flees*
Someone call Doc!
I can’t … he is still Sleepy.
Don’t be Dopey, wake him up.
I am allergic to you…I am all Sneezy!
AAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!!
Everybody calm down — don’t be a Frodo …
oh, wait, wrong box office.
*Sigh* With all of this punny stuff going on Happy is now a little short on time …
Don’t be Bashful…HELP THE MAN!!!!
Hmmmm….. *tips head looking at Happy* What to do? What to do? — Oh if only his Prince would come!!
Well, depending on his preferences, a Prince may or may not work…
*a Clown Prince drives up in a little red corvette*
*packs ALL the dwarfs in the car*
*safety*
*PROFITS HAPPY EVER AFTER*
Quit acting Dopey about it and do something to save him!
Great minds!!!
*squeeze*
And, he will be Grumpy if you wake him. We will have to make do with Sneezy
He’s okay — I only bruised him a little. What laceration? It’s only a flesh wound!
*hands Marius a fresh happy*
This one’s not damaged at all.
*puts Perpetually Perturbed on a watch list*
Rolex, Timex, Fossil, Accutron, PP
Movado is one of my faves…but NO, don’t get all smarty panties with me young lady. You know exactly what kind of watch list I was referring to.
*puts another √ mark by PP’s name*
Patek Philippe is on of my faves.
*sneaks another watch onto list*
What happens when I collect all ten of the √ marks?
*sneaks an E onto the list*
$#%@ keyboard!
I am not at liberty to say.
You can tell me, I’m a doctor. Well, okay, I’m not a REAL doctor, but I play one on TV.
*whips out Photoshopped medical license*
No, you’re not!
*cuts up photoshopped medical license with photoshopped scissors*
*adds another √ to Leila’s list*
Sooooo, if we molest one of Snow White’s roommates we get a watch?? (avoiding the use of the non PC word that caused so many problems not too long ago….)
Let’s test this theory.
*grabs Bashful and makes him blush*
I’ll take a Gucci, please.
*rubs Lurk the “right way”*
I’ll have a Breitling, please.
Um.. Lurk does not live with Snow White!! You violated the terms of the contract and must now eat the poison apple (unless Lurk liked the contact in which case you are both excused).
Lurk likes. Lurk likes!
There is a video?
The video is a lie.
There is no video, only Zool.
This fail is a lie.
… a wall faced lie.
(or was it floor-faced?)
If the video is a lie, and the fail is a lie, does that mean that both the video and the fail are cake (since the cake is a lie)?
your sillyg!sm possesses failless logic
… with frosting on top
I think that’s Afro Ninja’s cousin.
Hey, you know Afro Ninja can has redemption? It’s here:
ht tp://www.joost.com/0761g311/t/Tosh-0-Afro-Ninja-Redemption#id=0761g311
Yeah, I saw it on Tosh.0.
That show reminds me of this site a lot.
It’s sofaking funny that the guy who powered this fail doesn’t come around anymore.
I wonder where he went.
I think he opened a furniture store.
Did FSA go into business with him too?
With the motto “buy a sofa, get a free fruitcake”?
♪All in all it’s just another foot in the wall.
All in all you’re just another foot in the wall.♫
We don’t need no body control.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t break your feet?!?!?!?
You! Yes, You! STAND STILL WITH IT!
Walls are racist because they make them so weak that the community can’t do wall flips…
Another building contract goes to the lowest bidder.
FIRST!
Did he die?
Isn’t this part of the album; Off the wall by MJ?
Where’s wall, D’OH !
f!nders flippers, losers sweepers
This is a *FAILBLOG BECOMING A STUPID HOME VIDEO SHOW FAIL*!
THIS IS THE PUN POLICE: STEP AWAY FROM THE OBVIOUS PUNS ENVOLVING “PLASTER” “FLIPS” and “WALLS”.
*Flips away from the plaster wall*
I’m not listening to this poster on plaster. Hmmph.
Too late. Darn.
For what Ms B.? Your turn on the wall?
blackflip
wow he busted a hole in the wall!!
Wow, way to knock a hole in the wall. Props to the second guy for making it, though.
The sad part is, that the parents could sue the school for that.
Is this normal? its taking 34 minutes and its still not loaded
load fail.
I would have to call that a wall fail. He would have made that if he jumped off a stud.
the wall died
he just got served!
this is actually a studfinder fail… 18 or 24 or 36 on center boys.
don’t u know that 3 times isn’t the charm?
repeated video fail.
I’d say wall fail, coz the kid had potential… (like the kid that jumped off a building with a blanket thinking he’s superman, had potential)
as seen on chilloutzone.to …
Do a barrel roll next!
this is one of the few videos that really made me lol
I’ll use that in class to demonstrate the difference between elastic and plastic collisions.
The sound in this one is priceless.
Successful one: “Oooh!”
Failed one: “OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
OMG *_*
Made in China.
Don’t know if anyone on this site would get this comment…
He failed in chakra manipulation
n1 !!!