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Proof that safety is third.
Right after ingenuity.
What are they actually Security-ing?
Your future. Scared?
No, this would be an improvement really
haha what if you spill your drink while your in there? it would be interesting to tell your coworkers how your security kiosk melted
They put up this security booth after the original was stolen.
They’re planning to box in all crime.
There was money in that banana stand.
Don’t let a flamer get it.
what does it say under security?
Hot dogs $1.25, burgers $2.50.
PJDC
(Pyjama Jaunts Don’t Count)
Panels Just Damp Cardboard
Poice Just Don’t Care
Pyromaniacs? Jesus, Don’t (let ‘em) Come!
Please Just Drive Carefully
Popes Just Delude Catholics?
People Justify Douche Cans.
Perfect Jam – Damn Cute!
Predictable Junk Doesn’t Count.
Hi all, I’m back from India.
Praise Jon’s Delicious Cleverness (and btw yes, Guernica is by Picasso & Dalí did the clocks).
*squeeze*
Welcome back!
Perhaps Joe Deserves Cats.
Thanks!
*cross-thread squeeze*
Is the building(?) behind the booth a present?
What the…? Why is this comment up here?
It was lonely down there.
These comments have to learn to stand on their own two feet!
Comments, like dogs, thrive when in a pack.
…and sniff each other’s butts.
Sometimes, when two comments get stuck to each other, there is nothing you can do, except wait a few months for little baby comments.
*pregnant pause before next comment*
…for over 15 minutes.
Personal Jesus Depeche/Cash
Czuhc! Have you been back from vacation long? Glad to see you! (I’m not here daily, so I may have missed your grand re-appearance).
Back since yesterday. Work was so busy that I didn’t have time to do the act I had prepared
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Guess I won’t be needing this anymore. *throws away funny hat, potato, thrombone, unicycle, goggles, cape and cow bells*
Too bad – could always use more cow bells.
That sucker would burn like a torch at the first spark
No it wouldn’t because there is a *ruffles through junk in kiosk*…water pistol!
Water pistol? Get busy squirting, ’cause whatever they’re growing here ain’t sprouting!
HE’S GOT A GUN! Everybody RUN and RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
*runs screaming out of the room*
Don’t worry People! I’l stop him! *has anorak*
it woudnt burn….. like MRN said its damp, so it would take more than a spark
(Panels Just Damp Cardboard)
Sure, looks shabby from the outside, but you should see the interior (it’s a well-disguised TARDIS).
I had a nice explanation aht TARDIS could stand for. It got eaten.
And by saying aht I mean about what.
What, or Who, Doctor?
If you cut the TARDIS in half, what would happen?
Everything.
…which time prevents. Ohhh, I like it!
You’d be stuck in half time?
but what would it look like?
Well, there would have to be some sort of explosive force as the massive interior suddenly expanded into the surrounding area.
…that, or Perhaps Just Disparate Continuity
Apparently they’re getting rid of David Tennant in the next series
The 11th Doctor will be Matt Smith – it’s almost like the emergence of a new Dali Lama, isn’t it? (Well. OK, not quite.)
Salvador Dalí Lama?
The Persistence of My Memory of a Free Tibet?
T
Guernica
b
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t
(Let’s see if that works…)
Not as advertised. Grrr.
Not to be pedantic, but wasn’t Guernica by Picasso?
Did your Guernica get bombed?
*facepalm*
I’m still tired…
Dali did the ones with the melting clocks……right?
The master bath is over behind the pallet…..
The master bath is over? Damn, I missed it!
Master-bather?
Maybe Solid Snake became a security gaurd.
Abandon the Microsoft platform at your own peril, it seems.
Security gourd?
Security Goa’uld?
Blogmonster? Could you please stop? Ok, maybe it wasn’t funny to ask if the container behind the booth was a present, but still.
Its cheap but it works.
And super early goodmorning *sqeeze*
I’ve heard of flimsy security, but this is ridiculous.
It’s the best they could get on a low budget. It’s quick to build, easy to put up, Earthquake proof, and has writing on!
What more could you possibly want? Maybe a security barrier made of lots of toilet roll tubes stuck together.
Hm. I lived in something like that for a while in Iraq. Ah, the memories.
We are ready to storm your kiosk. *shoots bazooka* Oh yeah!
Hey…Who took the box my frig came in?
the security guard apperently
looks like a security
stake-out boxNot 2 secure now is it xD
The words seem to be written on with bullet holes.
yeah, I feel all safe and secure just LOOKING at that.
Im having a strong feeling that this is found in Malaysia. i think i saw this before.
Then along came the big bad wolf and he huffed and he puffed and blew down the security kiosk made of cardboard.
repurposing of construction debris win. you get leed points for that sort of thing, you know.
Thats just awesome. I need one of those for securityafyin my house
Why is this a fail?
Pretty typical for a construction site to have a person checking trucks in and out all day. This would be a temporary shelter so he doesnt get exposed to the elements. It seems pretty standard if you ask me.
This looks very secure
Aaaah! I totally used to live next door to this place in Malaysia… PJDC stands for Petaling Jaya development construction.
i thought so…thx for clarifying
I’ve worked in places like this. Some security sites they demand you bring your car because otherwise you’ll be out in the cold and the rain and the snow all night…even in America it’s not unusual for the guards to have no shack at all. “It’ll keep ‘em visible!”
Petaling Jaya Development Corporation
What’s the fail here? The shack doesn’t provide security; the guard does.
It’s not like he has to defend that construction site against an armored division or something.
Yeah, that is what the .50 cal. behind the red corrugated aluminum is for!!!!
This seems to show how failures have been adapt by this securities.
This sounds not pretty good.
my god! can’t believe this!
swear to god – this place is just 50 m away from where i’m living now.
its practically just on the other side of the road.
who posted this pic to failblog, i wonder…
casa subang?
yeah! casa subang! you stay there too pooper?
yup
Morphyanderssen – Casa Subang? Don’t suppose you got to monash…
yup Doolia, casa subang. but not monash – i study at taylor’s usj 15. you are a monash student?
Yeah I was at Sunway campus last semester, but back in Australia now!
Please Jesus, Decapitate Criminals!
It makes a lot of sense when you think about the words “security blanket”.
Wonder if this was taken in New Orleans.
Welcome to the new head office of the Department of Homeland Security. Due to budget cuts we have eliminated some uneccisary expenses such as wood, windows, shingles, foundations, and personel. Thanks for choosing DHS for your security needs.
This picture was taken somewhere in South Africa…
I recognise the blue warning signs in the background – Typically South African!
Looks like it is taken in Malaysia! I can recognize the signs!
is it fail?