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Woot – bonus thread.
Not sold on the concept — but who am I to look a gift thread in the mouth?
My thoughts ‘zackly.
(nice job preempting the f!rster troll, too!)
No idea why but when ever I see f!rster I read fister and get sick to my stomach … ugh …
Lol.
dare I say…
‘IRSTFAY!’
*Ducks*
Please dont be an Oll-tray. Anks-thay.
*Sneaks ‘ into comment*
*Whistles and walks away*
But you must know your enemy in order to truly defeat them.
Know your enemy, not be your enemy. Thanks again.
*writes down*
Hmm.. sun tzu never thought of that
plus, the ‘oll-trays’ can’t understand ‘ig-pay atin-lay’
What?
Busted!
Look, just don’t effin’ do it, or you will be treated in the manner your behavior dictates. ‘Kay??
/tuff luv
eh fair do’s
I like the ‘ire in your eyes.
*Looks around*
Who, me?
-People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, “Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
Aaaah…the Powers that Be have graced us once again!! Woohoo!
Yes but is that what we wanted to be graced with?
Man, is that proper English?
Yes, but is this with what we wanted to be graced?
There, I got sentence structure for you. otther grammar police will have to see to the rest. never leave a prepositional phrase at the end of a sentence.
Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.
THE BLESSING!
These are things up with which we shall not put!
Where to are you going off?
The deep end, wanna join?
*dives in head first, crashes through glass door*
Who put this door here?
Woops. My bad.
*hangs “This is not an entrance!” sign on broken door*
*lies in pool of own blood and broken glass, gives Dragonwriter thumbs up for job well done*
Excellent!
*skips happily away*
tosses shamwow in general direction…
*adds some thumb tacks to reattach Guan-Di’s thumbs*
Ah, what the heck, some of Guan-Di’s wounds need attention…
*[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[*
*adds some stitches*
XXXXXXXXX
nope, off is a preposition
But the nice Dragon lady yelled I can!!! DRAGON!!!! She’s picking on my prepostion — can you FOOOM her for me???? Thanks.
sneaks an “i” into the operative word and hopes not to get FOOOMED for spelling error ….. *hides under fire proof blanket*
*snorkroffle*
Sorry, I just can’t bring myself to *FOOOOOM!!* Abstract. Or you.
*smooch!*
Thanks abstract.
*sigh*
I don’t know how many times I’ve said this on FB, but…IT’S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO END AN ENGLISH SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!!!!
English is primarily a Germanic language. The “no preposition” rule came in with the Latinate influence with the Norman conquest. However, it is a rule that makes absolutely no sense, because English is still…primarily…a Germanic language, in which it is perfectly fine to end a sentence or clause with a preposition. It’s just one of those weird things that didn’t translate well from Norman French into what eventually became English.
…and it’s also OK to occasionally split infinitives.
Gehen Sie von hier aus!
[Get yourself of from here out!!]
Habben Sie ein Tagislichtprojektor?
Ja, ja. Fur die Blutsaugeren.
(Did you need to borrow it, door-crasher-in-a-pool boy?)
How about dangling our participles?
Have you noticed that no one Present is Perfect?
Dude, you’re making me tense.
You should be past that by now.
Well, you know, for future reference…
That’s very progressive thinking there, Bearly!
*averts eyes*
*uses an action verb that he hopes will be agreeable*
Just be careful you don’t misplace your modifiers…
*makes cookie offerings to the initially yelling Dragon*
Cookies?
…and sorry I missed your lessons in prepositions.
*flees thread*
*gives Leila a flea collar*
How many flea collars do you have Lurk? My collection is getting big.
Sprinkles Leila with DE — its much healthier that a poison collar …
What’s the scent?
What’s the scent?
Damn allergies.
Me too, Leila. Allergies are sooooo bad, and there’s no end in sight
*sympatheticsqueezeMsB* I heard about a surgery that may help relieve allergy suffering. It’s similar to angioplasty but for your nostrils. *sigh*
No scent — its all good!
What ever you do, do not let anyone cut off your nostrils — allergies can’t be THAT bad!
@ Ms B♥ i know, that pillow fight the other day have me sneezing for hours and gave me a migraine. I have a foam mattress and hypo-alergenic pillows. hypoalergenic, dye and perfume free laundry detergen and fabric softener sheets. anti-alergen fabreeze and…….a cat!! lol! oh, I do all this stuff to be rid of alergens, but I can’t live without my cat! *shout out to Shadow, you rock ON cat!!*
oh, and I’m on 2 different alergie meds. prescripion only meds.
Hmm…weird. I wasn’t yelling out intials!
I wasn’t yelling at you either, Leila…I was just yelling. But thanks for the cookies!!
*munchity-munchy-munch*
Careful there Dragon — some Cookies have viruses!
ROFL!!!
I didn’t think you were yelling but it did bring me back to my parochial school days — a little.
Can you diagram a sentence – or have they stopped teaching that?
*breaks into a cold sweat, remembering Sister Barbara and her “pop diagram quizzes” in the seventh grade*
I LOVED diagramming sentances — but a lass and a lack — it is no longer taught that way … *sigh*
Ahhh. Bloody knuckles and perfect penmanship!
College didn’t help with the bloody knuckles, but now my penmanship is several bumpy lines with no punctuation.
I know E_M sentence diagraming was always my fav. I used to make my mom write out sentences for me to diagram just for fun…..
grammar geek!! oh and I can’t spell for sh*t
Out of curiosity abstract ♒ ♀ ♥, why would you want to spell for that particular reward?
Abstract–I’ll give you a Milton sentence to diagram from “Paradise Lost”. It’s more difficult that the most difficult NTYs crossword puzzle, and it will keep you tearing your hair out for WEEKS!
“It’s more difficult that the most difficult NTYs crossword puzzle….” Tsk, tsk.
It’s more difficult >thanNYTs< crossword puzzle…. I'm assuming you are referring to the New York Times.
Turn about is fair play.
*snorkity*
BUKKIT!!!!
*ker-SPLORTCH!*
Oooh!
*grabs a bit of olive spread*
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! No smooches for you until you brush your teeth!
*brushes, gargles, brushes, gargles*
*pops a lemon drop*
*gives Dragon one of the “i’s” he has for her*
Woops.
I accidenty my “i”.
*blinks innocently*
I don’t know about what you’re talking.
whats a prepositions?
???????????????
???????????????
????????????
When Hugh stopped his car and asked the prostitute to get in his car and give him directions to someplace … that’s a preposition.
hmmmm, I thought that was a proposition???? Well, that explains a lot.
A proposition is what they use when they’re filming movies and such.
Explains why I haven’t been making any mone…erm, …nevermind.
plith, upon by you i shall not be put. lol!!!! yeah, but it’s funny to talk that way.
*squeeze* up these hot dogs make me wish to sick. 
up what is, yo!? yo, up what is!? ROFL RLOF:twisted: mwwwahahaha….ok, take the Red Bull away……
but wouldn’t the latin influence of been there before the saxon conquest what with England & most of Wales being under Roman control?
Not really. The Roman influence in Britain was mainly a military presence…they didn’t intermix with the indigenous population nearly as much as the Normans did. They lived quite separately, usually on large estates and not within the villages and towns of the population.
*also takes a shellacked halibut to the preposition-as-verb in the badger’s sentence*
There’s another one down there. vv
I saw it. I’m ignoring it.
Oh. Sorry.
My peeve can be petted only so many times before it bites someone.
*gooses Lurk*
*honk!*
Hey, where’d this goose come from?
Weird, there is a certain “regular” that makes that mistake EVERY time, and he’s not around much lately.
Omg…you’re reading my mind.
I’d say, “GET OUTTA MY BRAIN!!”, but I kinda like it, so I won’t.
My mind’s eye is winking at you.
Roman soldiers didn’t…er…”intermix” with the population? That must be what is meant by Roman Fortitude.
Well, it happened, of course! But they didn’t “assimilate” and “integrate” into the population like the Normans did.
:p
There were probably not near the numbers of Romans compared to the Normans.
That’s true. And for the most part, they hated Britain. Cold, rainy, filled with “barbarians”…most of them just longed to be home, so it’s not like they really wanted to put down roots there.
There was a lure for some. Land.
So the saxons moved from cold, rainy, Barbarian infested Germania into cold, rainy, Barbarian infested Britain?
I’d stay for the Celtic warrior women.
*facepalm*
(That obviously wasn’t aimed at you, Admiral.)
And Coyote…interestingly enough, many of the Roman soldiers who were offered land actually refused it and chose to return to Italy. Indeed, some did stay but it’s really surprising how many of them didn’t.
Why are they never around anymore?
Rome invested all of that money in England and ended up taking a Bath.
They did have a nice holiday.
Hey! I live near there!
Yes, after they established the pecking order.
What’s it like there Badger?
No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpock. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn’t own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.
-Terry Pratchett (Eric)
Sums up Britain pretty well
Then where do the Lawyers get it from?
*sneaks back in*
*removes the “of” and replaces it with a brand new “have”*
*goes back to eating her sandwich*
Yes, but is this to be graced with what we wanted?
Let the grammar poice have fun with that one.
…but I don’t want to be hauled to yale.
lol!!
Screw that, I’ll end my sentences with prepositions if I want to. That is one rule I could never get behind… from.
Hey bud, a prepositional phrase is fine to leave at the end of a sentence, dumbass. Here’s an example.. “I want to shoot you WITH A GUN”. It’s the preposition itself that you can’t leave at the end of the sentence. And you don’t look like you can spell “other”. Grammar police FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I really dont like it. Sorry fellows that’s quite a shame
there is so much unfunny on that site… it’s like if failblog failed
first
DAMT IT
Awwww – so close! Tsk.
He was so upset he hit a letter all the way across the keyboard!
He misspelled “Damp it,” because he was all wet.
Well it’s salty like sweat…
Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?
Morticia: It has to be damp.
Frankly, my darling, I don’t give a damp.
WTF are u saying on me
*helps Qwaz feel better* umm, from the rain.
*tells Qwaz the truth*
It’s not sweat, it’s swamp juice. You know…from your…um…
*hands out tiny little brellas*
*Sneaks in for a *SQUEEZE**
He left before I could get mine.
I’ll share, but just because you’re so nice and have a pretty waterfall.
*Envelops Leila in the Bearly-WN SQUEEZE*
Swamp. Yeah, that’s it. Your swamp.
Qwaz has a swamp? Won’t his robot parts rust?
Clean the rust
He must
Why do all of them end in silence with the “Whadufuh?” Face?
Cuz that’s when you are supposed to burst out laughing. What? It’s not working for you?
eh, me either
What about now?
Makes the “Whadufuh? Face” — now?
… I got nuthin.
We need a better Network …
*makes a wonky face*
Hm. Me too neither.
*sticks out tongue*
*crosses eyes*
*tilts head*
I got nuthin’!
Sticks an antenna on top of DW head, adjusts the rabbit’s ears … Better?
Oooh!
I don’t get the new site any better, but I can hear the aliens talking now!
*runs for the tin-foil helmet*
*wraps a potato in tin-foil and puts in the helmet*
Dinner…
Do you know where your potato came from? Story at elebenty!
In Dragon’s head. Where else?
You took a potato out of Dragon’s head???? Dragon?? Why did you have a potato in your head?
This is very serious — :[
I put it IN Dragon’s head so it would bake and be ready for dinner.
Newscasters!!! Always trying to make a story out of nothing.
But where did the potato come from BEFORE you put it in Dragon’s head? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Do your people have an investigative sector? Maybe we should ask them to look into it because I did not have sex with that pot…erm, I don’t know where that potato came from.
THAT is my precise point — you have no idea where your potato came from!!! More at elebenty!
I don’t know what you would prefer a microwaved potato to a roasted one…just sayin’.
What what??
*swaps the Admiral a “y” for his “i”*
dammit! I was hoping to turn in early and not wait till elebenty. Do you have early news?
Y thank you!
The early elebenty news:
Reports surface of suspicious potatoes appearing on the heads of dragons … the origin of these potatoes is unknown and it suggested that you wait 3 months and then have them tests beofre consuming …
Now that’s the harshest thing I’ve ‘heard’ someone say today. Wow!
It’s not a winning strategy in Broken Picture Telephone, tho’.
*Snickers*
No, not the candy bar.
lol! I can’t get why this is funny, I’m needing a laughing coach for this one.
You LOL’ed cuz you didn’t lol?
Now there is an abstract paradigm of contradiction.
In LOLing, there is just LOLing. No LOLer and nothing LOL’d.
~ Whadubuddha
If an LOL happens in the forest, but no one there to see it – is it an LOL?
Only if you remove the Ls.
O?
I didn’t know you were busy with yourself there…
*closes the door*
Snerk!!! Thanks for the directions Leila — they worked quiet well ….
LOL – Ls = LO-s.
Of course that makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever.
lol!!!!!! I did, i did!! wow E_M, i just loled becasue I didn’t lol…..LOL!!! ROFL
Uhhhhh…
No, no its “Whadufuh?”
*practices Whadufuh face in mirror*
YOU LOOK WHADUFUHL!!
*squeeze*
Oh, what a difference an “L” makes!
Take the “L” out of lover and it’s over.
Take the “L” out of “flat” and you’re “fat”!!
Poke the “L” out of play and you pay.
LO! too much irreverence and you could end up in “L”.
Take the L out of clap and you get cap!
If anyone, ANYONE hassles us for not talking about the fail on this one, Dragon, I fully expect FOOOOOOOOM-age, and not any kind that can easily be put out this year!
*Sits back and waits for FailFriends to tempt fate just to prove her wrong*
*makes with the roleplay hornychat*
I prefer hornyplay with rolechat … but that’s just me.
What’s wrong with hornyrole playchat anyway?
Is this another fail/comment I missed? Yesterday I learned about the paperclips and stuff. What is this hornychat?
Well, when two avatars love eachother very much…
failblog.org/2009/08/17/understanding-automatic-door-fail/#comment-567638
BTW that fail was at exactly 1000 comments just now.
OH DUH!! Yeah I remember that.
I thought it was a fail too.
Paperclips?
Yeah, some troll commented something about the hornyroll playchat or something like that. I think some have incorporated it into the language.
Uh, I’ll just sit here and be quiet.
*tiptoes off*
*let sleeping bears lie*
Not lying! We are serious! :[
Are we Royal or are we Sybil?
That’s it. I just don’t get it. Why are we all so serious :[ all the time now? If I wanted to be serious, I wouldn’t be here.
Why can’t we all just be silly and have fun??
Er… I was punning because of Skrat’s comment… not being serious. Seriously. :[
Whadufuh?
somebody’s LYING!!!!
LIES!!!
Like a rug.
…with a Bug!
All snug?
:]
now that’s serious : )
Dead serious. :[ :[ :[
No one can lie like the undead.
This is my SERIOUS face — :[
All my pictures look like this … :[
This is my silly face – :~}
My avatar is my serious face … and my silly face … and my I drank to much last night face … and my why did you just throw dirt on me face … and my ….
You know, people pay a lot of money for botox, which does the same thing… ZA! You could go into business! I bet you’d make a killing!
Er… that came out wrong…
Botox = Zombie face ?
*cancels botox appointment*
*takes Judy botox appointment for her Chihuahua*
You have a Zombie Chiwaawaa???
Way she lays around all day you could say I do.
A Chiwaawaa that doesn’t shake across the floor like one of those Coleco electric football game pieces? I am amazed.
My Chihuahuas are very stable dogs in that they don’t do the shaking thing … they do have other issues however.
Leila made sure they all got intensive therapy – to increase their stability!!
(although I have to say – I have never seen a Coleco football Chihuahua…. one must wonder what Marius has done to all those dogs)
Woof!
ZOMBIE CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!!!!
There is nothing more evil than a zombie Chiwaawaa. It wants to eat your brains, but it is forced to start with your ankles.
Isn’t it full by the time it gets to your thighs?
Only if it swallows, NS.
We are very serious! :[ :[
Stop laughing at our sign! :[
This is my Whadufuh? Face :{
And I’m serious :[
This is not my laughing face. :[
This is my laughing face.
No, no, no. It’s like this. :[
:/
And watch it, or I’ll post my naughty smiley
Feel free to be naughty all you want, WN. You get to spend such little time with us in our gutter, that you need to get it out when you come.
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE!*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE* back
I’m sorely tempted, but not sufficiently excited…
*flashes WN*
How about now?
: ) –:
hehehe…
*click* *click* *click* *click*
Besides, I feel quite at home in the FB gutter – just wish I could visit it more often!
*adjusts Leila’s camera lens to macro*
You naughty boy! Go to my room!
LOL – be right there!
And alas… my lunchtime is over…
Good bye to all!!
SMOOOOOOOOOOCHES
We are Serious of Borg, facial expressions are irrelevant, prepare to be :[
Resistance is futile. :[
Your emoticonical and punical distinctiveness will be added to our own :[… this might sting a bit and cause a rash, we appologise for the inconvenience
Wait, it causes a rash?
That wasn’t in the brochure.
*flees from Borg*
We didn’t want your distinctiveness anyway!
*goes to corner for a collective sulk*
*wonders if we might be coming on too strong…*
mebbe try teh simulation assimilation
ifn teh distinctiveness is too much similars
*reaches in purse*
Meh…. Did I just hear LOLspeak again from you Mr. Lolcattus of Borg? Don’t try to hide behind that facade. Come out with your hands up!
*pulls out tissues instead of gun*
*grabs gun from PP’s purse*
Where is he???? Where?
*hides his facade in his palms*
Hmm, someone’s building a negative front today!
I am sorry. LOLspeak just does that to me. I apologize to he who keeps chaning his name on every post. You know who you are.
No more violence.
It’s just the … ♫ chan-chan-chan, chant of a fool ♫
pace, principessa
chaning…ROFL!!
Penso che sono stanca.
*sprays water on Guan-Di* There — now you have been diluted and are no longer too strong!! Your welcome … :[
Don’t you use a microphone to spray?
No, a microphone is for sprinkling – and only Holy Water!
Ooooooooooooooh!
*nods knowingly now*
Or:
Hey, how you doin’?
*works with Ms B*
Doin’ pretty good, baby. How you doin’?
Fesistance is retile.
Your ass will be laminated.
spooner or later
On your six, Bearly!!
*stokes the fires*
OooooOOOOOooooh! This could get interesting!
*pulls out bag of marshmallows*
Just in case
*offers Hershey bars and graham crackers to all interested*
*Starts passing metal coat hangers around*
No wire hangers!
Just don’t use crepe myrtle sticks to roast those!
Donlt worry – those are just the bits he shed the other day after he out grew his skin …
Masafrasamussarussa — *grabs the naughty “L” and flips up an ” ‘ ” *
*snork*
*SQUEEZES failfriends*
Other than a bonus fail, what did I miss?
You are back!!
*squeeze*
Not much really.
I’m back, yes, but Godot is not.
Your computer is dieded?
It’s the “logic board” (I have a mac). The hard drive is likely fine, but there’s no !mage on the screen. It’ll cost $300 to repair.
Or…. we (my family) could do a massive computer swap -we have four between us. AND call in the Geek Squad to move the data from one to the other PLUS extract the data from the borked external hard drive. We need to call the GS anyway so that’s likely what’s gonna happen.
Geek Squad always gives me the giggles after watching Chuck.
Sorry to hear that it’s so bad! Hopefully you can arrange an upgrade!
Doubtful, I’ll be getting the oldest computer in the bunch. There are a few kinks in the system that need to be figured out still. My guess is the GS bill is going to be equal to a new computer, but all the computers and peripherals will be up to speed as a result.
Sorry to hear about Godot. The world always seems a sadder place when a Mac leaves it.
I’ve been gone for a year, mate, cry over that one…
Ah crap… correct post reply fail. >_<
If all goes well, I’ll get one of my step-fathers macs. The one that USED to be my mothers (yes, it’s an old laptop- but it works). I haven’t decided what I’ll do with Godot. After I clear the hard drive (which of course happens after all that data is put on THIS computer, after it’s hard drive gets cleared) I might keep Godot’s keyboard for parts.
Random cop.
. . .
Wow! That says a lot.
Doesn’t take up the entire browser screen space either.
Very concise and straight to the point. I like it.
I give it 124874 points out of 10
I think it would be great to type :Whadufuh: and get a random last-panel pic from this site in your post.
Timing is everything in comedy.
Indeed.
yea…s’allright- I like the Batman one
Did Bruce Willis die?
Are you questioning Captain Kirk??!!11!?
He’s dead Jim
Fascinating.
Damnit Jim I’m a doctor, not a … oh. He’s dead Jim.
You check his tricorder, I’ll get his wallet.
Damn it Jim I’m a mortician not a Doctor… apparently
Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
Gomez: A girl.
Morticia: An open grave — it was my first funeral.
Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.
Finally – all the hilarity of SNL in comic-strip form!
Neither am I, but I thought it was my condition and not the idea itself.
I feel bad saying that to FB but it’s the truth.
Might I suggest you turn it on, it has several speeds…
Buahahaha!!! No…
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
You don’t say.
All this time I thought it was because of my Catholic upbringing.
Warning:
Religion can be habit forming.
I’ll have nun of that!
What defrock!
Get thee to the Nunnery!
To breed or not to breed?
Nunnery is in question.
That’s why I hit it and quit it!!!!
No indulgence?
Afterwards…in the dark…alone.
What do you meah by “Earth women”? Are you like God, traveling to other planets, hoping the next plant he goes to, is his home?
</stupidity
>
Not so easy, is it, earth girl?
Of course not, I’m not God… I’m A god, the Chinese god of war, death and bean curd… might I suggest the viewing of the following movies: Heavy Metal, My Name is Bruce… all will be explained
I said LIKE God.
Like I totally thought you like just put “like” in there to like, you know, stuff
I mean it like: Are you kind of similar to God but not exactly?
Just like all the blondes. When one says, “I like went to the mall today!”, she is really saying, “I did something today that was similar to, but not the same as, going to the mall.”
I heard Earth girls were easy.
We are!
As easy as, say, 3.1416… ?
BLECH!!
*eats entire chocolate cream pie in front of Leila*
ROFL!!
Be my guest.
Want some milk?
*looks for Suzie*
I thought we weren’t suppose to squeeze the butter cow?
Do buttor cows still give milk?
How did a cow get made out of butter?
What does a butter cow eat?
Ruminating minds want to know!!
I need to masticate over this one.
*gives Ms B the big eyes ala Puss from Shrek2*
Puss has … facepalm I just can”t say it!!
Boots?
:crinkled gross face smiley:
Jenny!
*squeeeeeeeze!*
Here you go, Lurk. I brought a second one along just for sharing.
You know you want to! *moves closer*
ROFL!
The question is: Did Bruce ever live?
Do you see dead people?
ZA, I have been trying to get your attention for 3 days now. I have to tell you about this movie I saw over the weekend. I though of you the entire time.
movie … think of dead things … hmm. OK, I give up … what movie? Was it any good, or was that what reminded you of me?
It was awesome!!! It was the funniest zombie apocalypse movie i’ve ever seen!! It was called Fido. check it out and tell me what you think. ^^clickie^^
*RIGL*
This one I gotta see.
I’ve heard of that one, too. It looked funny as hades. I’ll have to rent it now.
Fido was great and Zombieland comes out soon! Yay!!!
I knew you’d gimme a good clickie to play with Katz – many thanks. Thankfully the boss is gone today, so zombie gets to play
.
grrrr …
If there is anything more distinctly redneck than a black Escalade with a number 3 painted on it’s doors, I haven’t found it.
(Is now not a good time to remark on how excited I am to be going to a Nascar race this weekend? Yeah, I thought not.)
WOOHOO!!!
*squeeze*
Knew I could count on you, sweetie!
*squeeze!*
*squeezes fellow speed freaks*
VROOOOM-VROOOOOOOOOM!!!
*hand brake turns and skids to stop next to flag girl*
*hands her a helmet*
*hops out, gets into passenger seat*
Oo!
*puts on helmet*
*hops into driver’s seat*
*fastens seat belt*
*burns rubber and peals [socks] away!*
That reminds me. There’s a Formula 1 race this Sunday! It’s been at three weeks since the last one. Let’s see…it’s in Valencia, Spain.
“Gentlemen, start your engines!!!!”
(Do they say that in Formula 1, too?)
Nope. Formula 1 start procedures are somewhat complicated. They are serious. :[
formula1.com/inside_f1/rules_and_regulations/sporting_regulations/5255/
*whistles*
… and don’t forget to have fun! Seriously, don’t forget.
Well, he was married to Demi Moore -
Was he 12 at the time?
I do like the Twilight/Potter one….Sparkles…
I had hoped it would be funnier – I would have loved to send it to my daughter!
lol.. some of those are pretty lulz. others, not so much. but still, I think I’ll add that to my daily visits =)
I did laugh at the Arnold one.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*watches Ms B spinning uncontrollably*
*stops her before she pukes everywhere*
What has gotten into you?
Sorry, I just get so excited when we get a bonus fail.
Did you see what it’s about?
Do you love it?
Eh, I’ve seen funnier, but I’m not about to complain about a bonus!
Pffft! Who CARES what it’s about? It’s a bonus fail!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
True dat!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*pukes all over the floor*
*taps foot*
I’m not cleaning that up.
*hands Leila a ShamWow*
:[
Here we are getting all serious again. Why not have fun instead?
*grabs a ShamWow*
*quickly rips it into two thousand pieces*
*grabs stereo – plays Billy Jean*
*a thousand zombies claw from the ground*
*presses pause – attaches ShamWow pieces to hoard’s feet*
*presses play – watches as zombie hoard mops up the mess by dancing*
I just love our resident zombie!!
It’s so cute when you try to sound all “hip”!
*tosses ShamWow at Leila*
*long distance squeeze*
Yeah, the ‘hip’ thing doesn’t work too well for me. I need classes.
*summons ZA to clean up*
It’s OK – you’re ‘off the hook’ for now.
For schnitzel???
There’s schnitzel?!
*drools*
For schizzel.
Closer….Here you go baby…
*clickie*
BLOCKED!!!
AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!
I’m not sure I believe myself when I say I didn’t see your comment until after I summoned the hoard above.
ShamWow needed on aisle 5!!
I’m not doing the scoopity-scoopity with that.
I hope not!! ShamWows work best on slurpity-slurpities!!
I think ZA uses a straw.
:ick:
Wow this whole idea is a fail.
That whole site is a fail, nothing funny about it at all.
Do all of them end in a blank stare?
The funny. This lacks it.
Yes. It’s the “Whadafu” face. It’s the latest fad. Try it.
One ends in kittens…
This is appropriate under the section FAIL. So I guess it’s appropiate where it is
Really nice.
*makes a note for Brewski*
Where is he today?
He’s dealing with that whole “real life” thing. But he says HI!
Real life? *looks around* I don’t have one of those. What does it look like?
I’d tell you but I don’t have one either.
That’s what those people on reality TV have…right?
Umm… yeah. Of course they do.
(doesn’t have the heart to tell Katz that reality TV is not actually real.)
WHAT!??
Sorry Katz, you weren’t supposed to hear that.
I hope this will cheer you up. *squeeze* 
When did Duroc start using his full name?
You know… not thrilled with this concept.. far beit to leave this sort of feedback.. and I don’t have a wicked ass site.. I tolerate the loldogs and lolcats.. something to share with my aging parents.. but this… this isn’t great.
Worst meme ever. Not even vaguely funny.
Definately Sub-Par. lolcats and loldogs are lame, this is only one step up from them. Not even close to funny.
Hey there Bob — let’s hear some good jokes!!
*waiting*
*still waiting*
*waits*
What’s this line for again?
Bob promised free jokes! Yea!
I can wait longer than any of you, but I don’t expect Bob to suddenly get funny and therefore see no point.
Okay. Then I’ll tell you my sister’s fav joke.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
I don’t know, Katz. What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
*runs to ask Fluffy*
DAM!
*crickets* She cracks up every time, I don’t know why.
You guys are so cute!
*issues a round of squeezes*
They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now.
you taste funny
Lol, FAIL!
THAT SITE SUCKS!
*snork*
I only moused over it, and I still *snork*-ed!
Same here.
It’s a Safe For Work Site. It’s very clean.
I’m willing to bet that it is!
*squeeze*
How are ‘ya?
Not sure how I am. The doc had a knitted brow Monday and sending me off for an Ultrasound of my liver.
Folks like Finland? I think that is where you said they were. Memory is shot.
They did, and Sweden and Spain too!
Don’t you just love it when doctors don’t tell you what’s going on? If it’s any consolation, I’m pretty sure my liver is less than pleased with me.
Me and my liver are no longer together. I’d rather not go into the Details
*warm hug*
Keep us posted, please.
Yes, coyote, please keep us informed the best you can.
No one doubts it’s clean, but it sucks so much we just can’t do it!
I hoovered the pointer over it and also *snork*-ed.
Seeing the web address was a Eureka moment.
I can beat that clickie.
Do they come with an upholstery attachment?
No.
I concede. You win. They don’t do much for picking up cat fur either. *squeeze*
No, no, no. Black holes beat a Hoover hands down. If for no other reason than you never need to change the bag.
Dyson’s are super easy to empty. It’s just a push of a button!
I have a Dyson. I’d say it sucks, but it doesn’t. I wish it did though.
I want one of those sooo bad! Can’t afford one at the moment. Did you get one of the models made for pets?
Yup! And it’s one of the new ball’s! I looooove it! That sucker turns on a dime!
If you don’t have a dime to turn on do you just keep on going back and forth?
*snork*
Good news: You never need to vacuum anything twice.
Bad news: You never have anything to vacuum again.
Good to see you Coyote!
Now there’s an idea…placing a black hole inside a Dyson sphere has infinite possibilities.
Move over Ringworld!
But black holes are cool! You can chuck trolls in them and not have to worry about leaving a mess afterwards.
Uh-oh! Troll at 6 o’clock. Has anybody got a spare blackhole?
Avis has one in her purse…actually I think there is one in every purse.
Many clothes dryers are equipped with them, too.
Dis der them comics is dogone funny!
Dat ders funny! I don’t care who you is!
Hello all powerful KatzvonD. I think that s what I was trying to say LOL.
I was agreeing! *squeeze* How have you been?
*squeezes Katz & 5 eagles*
Git-R-Done!
*squeezes Lurk*
Squeezes back to lurk and katzvonD.
Very good. I like this new format site. The editions(?) can be endless.
We are like the moon and sun opposite times LOL.
this is rubbish
very funny
i love my horse xxxxxx
Joe, Minge and kitten; you are aware that we know that you are the same person? Right?
on’t-Day eply-Ray to the olls-Tray.
Ah, you took my dvice-Ay
-A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn’t really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.
I’m Reading Guards! Guards! so I’m just sticking quotes at the end of everything.
Just run with it
Mr Badger whisperer you can not train badgers silly they cans bites yous.
They bites yous not mes you silly billy
I don’t get it, he’s not training badgers he’s whispering to them. I just figured it’s a secret or something.
I give them all the latest gossip from the office.
O tay buckwheat InvisibleShadow LOL. How are you today IvSh?
Your good! I never would of guessed
*twitches violently*
*twitches violently again*
my bad, not
*clears the area, makes sure NS doesn’t hurt herself*
Thank you, ZA. You’re the kindest zombie I’ve ever virtually known.
They haven’t figured out the super secret vatar-Aay thingy yet.
Ihr könnts mich longsohm amoi om orsch leckn mit eierm gonz kross-ädverteising. Obba ährlich…
So this is what google translate gave me:
“You can longsohm me amoi om orsch leckn with eierm GONZ Kross-ädverteising. Obba ährlich … ”
Not real helpful….
Still more readable than what krischn posted.
“Zombie Apocalypse” in Filipino is “Maganang kumain Apocalypse”
… and “ज़ोंबी कयामत” in HIndi
It doesn’t matter what language it’s in, it’ll still scare the life right out of you!
♫ It’s the end
of the world
as we know it,
And I feel dined
on. ♪
I would just like to register my amusement that apparently “Zombie” can be translated into Filipino, but not “Apocalypse,” while in Hindi, “Apolcalypse” can be translated, but not “Zombie.” Makes me wonder what the significance is – Filipinos believe in zombies, but not the end of the world, and Hindus believe in the apocalypse, but reincarnation and cremation kind of take care of the zombie problem?
Okay. I’ve been gone all freakin’ afternoon and I come back to … to … WTF? A new post?
*weeping for lost opportunity to comment*
I must say, I’m not feeling the love.
Scale of 1 to 10? “A” for effort.
Quick! Comment now!
Now now now.
Now. Now. Now. Don’t getcher pannies in a bunch.
Now then now then.
Hello Mr cigar.
*jangles jewellery*
*fights a giant haystack and runs off to do a marathon*
*interrupts Moomin Marathon for a SQUEEZE!*
I never understood the phrase “Don’t get your undies in a bunch” until one day when he was about 3 my Matt actually did get his undies in a bunch (trying to pull them back up). Boy was he mad!! LOL
Aren’t memories an incredible treasure???
but I don’t wanna
Has anyone heard from Mr. Cuddles lately? I miss him.
Noop. I was thinking of him the other day, too. I wish he’d come visit us again.
The cuddle puddles aren’t the same without him.
Completely off topic: So earlier today I was walking down Michigan Ave. And there were folks giving away free samples (happens all the time). These were SoyJoy bars. I had to give one back (magoes), but get a load of the ingredients of the other. Flavor is Peanut Chocolate Chip.
Whole Soybean Powder, Raisin, Butter (from soy milk), Sugar, Peanuts, Eggs, Milk Chocolate Chips, Dried Pineapple, Maltodextrin, Natural Flavors, Salt, Parmesean Cheese
The only part I didn’t include was the make-up of the chocolate chips. Excuse me, the Chocolate Chips. Yes, it was all capitalized like that. But it’s that last ingredient that has me wondering.
Ooh! Ooh! I’ve got one!
A relative of mine bought a Flash Pop the other day (it’s one of those weird mutant candies that has a light built into it to make it more “fun” to eat it.) Since clearly not a single part of it was natural, I took a look at the ingredients list to see what man-made poiso-… excuse me, ingredients, it might contain. At the bottom of the list…
“Allergy warning: This product may contain traces of egg, gluten, soy, peanuts, treenuts, fish, and seed.”
One of the energy drinks that I like says it “may contain fish by-products” on the outside of the can.
I still drink it anyway.
You know that shimmery lipstick women sometimes wear? That shimmer? Fish scales. :ick:
I still want to know why parmesean cheese would be in a peanut butter chocolate chip snack bar.
Well sometimes you just need that little something extra…
SHADOW!
*faints*
Hee, since we simultaneously apparated…
*catches*
*fans*
Hey, I have a fan!
*hugz*
Y’all been good while I was away?
Notta chance, bub.
I thought so. I always knew it was a bad idea to leaving you and Admiral unsupervised.
Bad idea? Hee! Now it’s a rule!
failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
Hahaha! I think that just made my day.
The term “culture of Failure” just came to mind.
That seems to be what we’re creating. We truly are cultured people.
*raises wine glass*
*clinks and drinks*
Cheers!
*drinks*
Hey! You’re not old enough to drink yet, Shadow!
A little wine never hurt anybody.
Dragon will be pleased.
I am!
Most wine and beer contains fish by-products.
Ironically, I HATE fish.
Do you like candy? How about red candy? Do you know where a fair amount of it gets it’s color from?
Yup. Bugs. Yummy, yummy bugs.
Yup! A surprising amount of people don’t know that.
So long as it doesn’t taste like bugs, then I’m keen.
It can’t be worse than where artificial raspberry flavor comes from.
And that is?
No, really, I don’t know.
I do.
C’mon AA, what do they use for raspberry flavor.
Err… I think I forgot the “?”.
webecoist.com/2009/05/08/10-weird-and-gross-ingredients-in-processed-food/
I’m just remembering all those rasberry flavoured candies I ate as a kid.
They did say it was to enhance the flavour, so it can’t be all that bad. Right?
:ick:
I suppose I should be really happy I don’t care for raspberry flavo(u)red candy. But still….. :ick:
I do….
*cries*
There, there. *Pats Dragon on the back gently with a wing*
I !magine it could be worse. Somehow.
Hey, as long as it doesn’t taste like a beaver’s butt, then what have you got to worry about?
I’m sure you eat the natural, non-icky kind.
Judging by what I’ve seen so far… I’m going to go with hemoglobin.
Bugs.
Ah yes. I saw that right after I put in my guess. Damn quick responses, these fingers are getting rusty…
Where have you been?
*gets an immediate mental image of Mrs. Weasley from the second HP movie*
To be perfectly honest, I got bored. The trolls were running rampant. The fails were 50% phallic jokes, 15% re-posts, and 34% unfunny trash.
But once you go Failblog, you never go back.
However, I do have to say, you guys seem to have cleaned this place up.
Naw, we still get the occasional infestation, but they don’t last long. We’ve got Emily on our side.
BTW, I don’t remember you, Shadow, so I suppose I should say, “Good to meetcha!”
Likewise. Long days and pleasant nights, stranger.
Well, the Parmesean Cheese ties the Peanuts and Chocolate Chips to the Raisins and Dried Pineapples. I’m sure it would taste more confusing without it.
At least it didn’t use a combination of words like “fish” and “seed”.
I don’t think anybody will really ever know exactly what is going into our energy drinks…
Whoops. That was at my invisible counterpart’s comment about the fish by-products.
S’all good.
BTW, I was going to call myself shadow when I started posting on this site, but I saw that it had already been taken. Kudos to you bro.
Do we even want to know?
Also? When I check out other sites I sometimes get caught up in the YouTube links. That lead to other links. That led to this. CLICKIE. If you don’t have a sense of humo(u)r, don’t bother.
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
I thought it was funny! I’m sure my neighbors were wondering about the wild gesticulations they saw. (I couldn’t help myself)
I never said it wasn’t. I thought it was hilarious. Except I just got a bunch of Mythbusters season DVDs, and I’ve been waiting all day for the tiniest sliver of an opportunity to make a reference. Now that I have released it, I can resume my daily routine.
He says that a lot, doesn’t he?
*Loves, loves, LOVES that show*
#38 is my favorite!
I’m most fond of #12.
I guess I’m not a real fan. I recognize episodes by the myths addressed. Not by the numbers.
My personal favorite… gosh. There’s so many. It’d probably have to be the episode in which they tested out using explosives to clean out a cement truck…
/pyro
We’re referring to Avis’ clickie.
Oh.
#23, then
Hello, Shadow. I’m Nightshayde. I was part of the great LOLCat invasion a couple of months ago — liked the place so much that I decided to split time between FB & ICHC.
I’m bilingual — I can type in either standard English or in lolspeak.
Hello, nightshayde, I’m Shadow. I was part of the great “random users who got here by following links on other websites” invasion of about a year and a half ago. And beyond. Liked the place so much that I immediately began commenting and making myself look like a total retard. After that, I like to think I was gradually accepted as one of the regulars. I speak 1 1/2 languages. My sense of humo(u)r is usually stupid jokes mixed with sarcasm and gentle poking of fun at people, and I like to think I am intelligent enough to get to know and love you all without an introduction. Kthx.
*thwacks Shadow*
Be nice! Introductions are a courtesy, not an insult. :p
“… my sense of humo(u)r is usually stupid jokes mixed with sarcasm and gentle poking of fun at people…”
*is nonetheless afraid to thwack Dragon back*
Hee!
Hey shadow, you seem to be well established among the failblog community. How long ago did you first start?
Where are my manners?
*searches*
I am Emperor, I am pleased to meet you. Here’s to hoping you will stay around. (Yet another friend to learn from).
Seriously considers giving Dragon a thwack, but decides the repercussions would not be worth the effort.
( FOOOM!!! Do not want!)
Thanks, Dragon. I wasn’t quite sure how to interpret the response so I ran away to the Disney World website.
I can’t believe my Disney World vacation is coming up in less than four weeks — and that my 10th anniversary will be four weeks from Friday.
Shadow, Nightshayde is a very cool, smart, and respected regular with hot and nauty friends.
Also meet Emp. He didn’t read your comment carefully.
You considered that?
That is just inconsiderate for your own safety, which is third.
Sorry for the lack of scrolling.
@ Emp. I’m a danger junkie.
Yea, I can see that.
But, there is a difference between danger and straddling the life threatening.
That’s why I thought better of it.
*sees that easy is quickly re-establishing himself as the tall, dark, emotionally distant stranger of his pic, and panics*
It’s all right people… I was just making a slight joke earlier at nightshayde’s expense.
Nightshayde: I am thrilled to meet you, and my response was meant purely as a joke.
Emp: Thrilled to meet you as well, doubly so to be your friend (although I don’t think you’ll be learning quite so much from me as you thought.
)
Invisible Mini-Me: If you thwack Dragon (whether in my defense or not, although I appreciate the thought), I claim no responsibility for whatever horrible repercussions you may and probably will suffer. Just a warning
Is everybody better now? No lasting emotional scars? Oh, wonderful.
*sees that he is easily
/bukkit
So – would giving you a *squeeze* be acceptable, Shadow?
Of course.
Yay!
*squeeze*
*squeezes the rest of the squeezable failpeeps, too*
I’m outta here, failpeeps. I may or may not get on later from home — depends on if the little one is awake (or how awake she is).
*squeezes Night ‘night*
*squeeeezy-squeeze*
G’night!
Totally.
*squeeze* Nighty-night.
*taps brim of hat à la Roland Deschain*
*sigh* There is an idiot who is currently posting 19 to the dozen over on the parking fail. Can somebody go kill it. Please???
Call the Orkin man. I hear their troll-repellent is excellent.
Let it infest an old fail. Maybe it’ll keep busy over there.
Agreed. Leave it alone and don’t post to it again. You’ll just lead it back here, and then I’ll get tetchy.
I do believe “tetchy” is the understatement of the day.
Homework’s done early, so I’ll be able to hang out more.
I’m so lonely…
No need to be! I’m here!
Damn, and I was just leaving again.
P.S. You’re probably going to need brain bleach if you read the above threads on all the gross stuff in food/drink.
Well, while the new site is cool and all, the commenting today is pretty slow.
BTW, will you be able to start commenting again later?
Yeah, but that will be in 1 1/2 hours from now. I’ll get fired if I don’t get some work done. (I’ve already taken an hour for my lunch break.)
Now that I’m finally off my lazy keister and back among the greats, I figured it’s time to test out this incredibly old-fangled Gravatar thingy.
Hey, it looks cool. What is it?
A lone cowboy. I liked it mainly because of the mood and the fact that it’s a silhouette (that sort of ties it in with the whole “Shadow” business”).
And, forgive the lapse in my manners… thank you
Damn it.
:facepalm:
*Joins in the facepalming*
Wait… crap… I also forgot to take out my Gravatar name… let’s see if it still works if I’m not logged in…
So it sounds like you took a lapse from the FailBlog. Have you heard of the Wasteland yet?
Other than the Stephen King novel? No.
(Excellent series… I think I’ll go read it again soon…)
It’s a little thing the nighttime FailBloggers made up, where when there aren’t many people at the bottom of the post, we go to the apocalyptic wasteland, and we drink beer while we sit in lawn chairs, or drink Nuka-Cola and shoot Giant Nuclear Crabs with a rifle. Good times.
Mmmm. Giant Nuclear Crabs.
Failbloggers don’t play videogames.
At least, I don’t, unless the other people playing can prove that they can speak correctly. Or at least, if I point out that they made a grammatical error, be able to realize that, hey, whaddya know, they did. Well how about that.
Is that so much to ask?
I play video games…
So does Alice…
Qwaz…
InvisibleShadow…
Coyote…
But you aren’t one of the idiots right? You don’t go around saying… “lOL I R t3h p\/\/nz0r of uR M0m!” and various other versions.
Because, I’m sorry, I have a inherent inability to hold respect for those people.
I only 1337 speak with the other gamers who understand me and we always do it as a sarcastic thing.
I couldn’t 1337 speak if I tried.
Hiya, IS!
*squeezes IS*
It’s hard to blend in with the normal regulars. I’m glad you’re here.
I once in a while say something in 1337 to my husband (he plays the same MMORPG). He usually responds with “Tish – you spoke geek!”
I’m only kinda here. *glances over shoulder to make sure boss is not watching screen* I’ll be able to post properly in another 20.
DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN!
Sorry IS, but I have to get back to my homework. I just forgot something! Sorry to turn the tables on you.
*quicksqueeze*
Well, obviously, I’m able to differentiate between serious and non-serious 1337… you all are fine.
Because I’m sure you were completely worried about falling out of my favor.
If I fall out of favor with you, I will sit here in silence with my “Whadufuh?” face all night.
Aww… I’m touched… I think?
I am totally going to Photoshop that Imagine picture to turn it into a Whadufuh face.
…
Tomorrow.
Oh, that wasn’t me. I hardly know you.
Well, that’s never really stopped you bef….
Um…I mean, *snork*.
I’m stayin’ outta this one…
Haven’t played Metroid Prime 3. Metroid Prime (original), however, forever holds a special place in my heart.
Although, I’ll admit, Metroid Prime 2 did have it’s moments.
Reply fail.
*headdesk*
3rd time today!
/bukkit
Wrong thread Shadow. I think you were supposed to post it down there.
VVVV
I know, IS.
*sobs*
Need. Higher. Nesting. Levels.
I play one, but tend to hang out only with the people who can actually spell, use proper grammar, and use punctuation. I mostly shun the others.
I play computer and video games, but I’ve never tried an MMORPG.
I play Mabinogi as my only MMORPG. I’m big on every genre except sports games. Even there I have exceptions.
Oh yes — there’s always Bejeweled Blitz. :p
Bejeweled. Ah… memories.
Me, I play Battle for Wesnoth.
I do a lot of games. The other day, on Understanding Automatic Door Fail, I showed off the fact that I do some speed runs, and I memorized through some games.
Shadow: Battle for Wesnoth is a strategy game, right?
I played a massive multiplayer game for many years. It’s been so long it seems like another lifetime. The best part about the experience was the camaraderie. I get that here now.
Admiral: Which one would that be? I don’t have too many friends that like MMORPG’s. They’re all into Halo and Call of Duty, though there is nothing wrong with those games. My MMORPG’s need to be varied and not grind fests.
Yup. Clickity-clickie.
*WARNING*
Be wary of the MMORPG’s they are so addictive. I plan to help create one when I am older. What a concept, they sell you the game and make you pay to keep playing. Though everyone loves to live an alternate life.
My favo(u)rite game used to be Age of Empires. I always like the war strategy games. Though my plan always seemed to end up being war of attrition and speed runners always were a nuisance. I always mass an army that is ridiculously and unnecessarily big for the final crushing attack.
*Nostalgic sigh*
I play just about anything.
Skateboarding, racing simulators, RTS, FPS, 3rdPS games are my favorite categories.
You can’t beat Metroid Prime.
Which one?
I liked Super Metroid for the SNES, but I found Metroid Prime 3 to be quite intriguing as well. The free aim was just awesome.
I take pride in my varied and and awesome video game career. However, give me Halo 3 single-player on Legendary and I’m your man. Give me Halo 3 multi-player Beaver Creek on the “n00b” server and I’m luck to break an even K/D ratio.
On the bright side, I can proudly say I have a speed run and full completion for most games I play. If I don’t have the game, I’ll get it somehow. And I usually know about a lot of games even when they are not out. I check IGN every day.
I’m on IGN/Gamespot every day as well. I’ve only done Halo 3 on heroic, but my multiplayer skills are fairly competent. Oh yeah, and my favourite multiplayer mode on Halo 3 is definitely Grif-ball.
Grif-ball ftw!
I’d take forge mode, zombie mode, and the Spartan Training Ground for an awesome zombie base. It glitched through a floor, that ended up so if you put barriers on the base, since right above you was an invisible wall, you were completely safe from zombies. I added shotguns, temporary barriers, and grenades for good measure.
Well, it does have to do with Fallout 3.
Which is an absolutely fantastic game.
*downs a Nuka-Cola Quantum*
*clears a nest of raiders*
* Stare’s at Jimbo’s assistant* So where is Jimbo?
P.S. I haven’t got Fallout 3 yet. I’m waiting for them to release a Game of the Year edition that feature’s all the expansions.
You a PC gamer?
Not yet. I’m sorta just getting into it. My only PC shooter is Crysis. Which I am able to run on very high at 1980 x 1200.
Well, if you can play Crysis that high, you’re in the right part of gaming, my friend. I envy you. However, me and my dad are going this weekend to maybe buy a new computer.
I wish you the best of luck with getting a new PC.
I’m heading off home now, so I’ll catcha later Captain. *squeeze*
Pahleeze tell me someone on here played MOHAA. Any PC gamer worth his mouse played MOHAA and knows where the term “death nade” comes from.
I’ve gotta play some Okami anyways!
*squeezeback*
You mean Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Right? I didn’t know what you were talking about until I Googled it, and now I remember clearly. I sold it though
. How old is it? If it’s not in production anymore I’ll just check the *cough* *cough* Bay.
No, it’s most definitely not in production anymore. It probably came out in 02, maybe earlier. It was the best 1st person shooter of it’s day though. I was ridiculous in online play. A lot of the terms used in online shooters come from MOHAA.
That is curiously similar to the plot of the Dark Tower series. Specifically, The Drawing of the Three.
Yay! Forgive my spamming, my good people… I’m done
Rated E for Every lol.
ROFLCOPTER
Smooth coat is in, vinyl being installed tomorrow and hopefully the water will be brought in as well. I will swim in the pool tomorrow and friday. Thought the official opening day will be postponed to Saturday as we need to have automatically closing gates to have our pool equipment turned on.
Um… I never heard you were getting a new pool.
Yea, been about 4 weeks now. Trying to keep Fb updated on its status.
*Bounces into Fail blog* Right, I’m back for a bit. Where’s the action!
*hands IS a Chinese Assault Rifle*
*whips out Lincoln’s Repeater*
El Capitain mentioned Fallout 3, so now I’m going mutie hunting.
*dons power armor*
Judging from the past 3 days, we’re turning FailBlog into the first respectable gaming Blog.
*Grabs the Master Chief helmet*
*Grabs the Master Sword*
*Summons a insert Final Fantasy summon here*
Had an FF brain fart.
(just from FFXI)
Ifrit
Shiva
Garuda
Titan
Ramuh
Leviathan
Diabolos
Fenrir
Ah, yes, Diabolos. I used to overcast that one when I was younger. I would put him in situations that he didn’t fit in.
*Dons Tesla armor and Winterized Power Helmet*
*Hoists Gatling Laser*
Someone say “Hunting”?
Yep. We’re taking back The Mall tonight.
*dons Lincoln’s top hat*
Let’s get it.
Are we fighting our way to the Capital Building, or moving around the Museums?
I’m gonna need something heavier for the former.
*misunderstands “Mall”*
So…. no pretzel bites from the food court, then?
Oh, no. That’s next mission. Today we focus on Gamestop and Hot Topic.
Aren’t the folks at Hot Topic depressed enough already without having to worry about an assault?
I just had a South Park flashback…
*Flips hair*
Conformist…
You should probably get out of here
*pulls out lighter and hairspray*
*Backs Away Slowly*
I will get a Gir T-Shirt or the whole place is goin down!
Pick one up for me too! Gir is my favorite!!!
*Writes on notepad*
Two… Gir… Shirts.
Anyone else want something from the land of Hot Topic?
Wouldn’t turn down a Bob Marley tee…
*Notes request*
Reinforcements, sir!
I always sneak. No head on assaults for me. We’ll sneak in close and lay mines.
YOU’LL sneak in close and lay mines. I’ll cover you with sniper fire from the food court on the floor above. MRN will go in as the decoy, pretending to be a legitimate customer. Jimbo is the friend interested in clothes that just happen to be near vital areas of the shop. MRN, once the action starts, you’ve fulfilled your purpose… get the heck out as fast as you can. Qwaz, you’re another friend, you’ll be the run and gunner once the first mine goes off.you’ll be hiding… hmmm… Where should Quaz hide?
*Qwaz
Forgive me.
What if I see something I like? Can I stay to purchase it?
Whatever you can recover from the smouldering wreckage, you can keep.
OK, but it all has to happen fast. Last time it took too long and they were able to get backup from Torrid.
Ugh… don’t remind me…
Total disaster that was. We lost a lot of good soldiers.
Some people still think I’m being superficial when I talk about it, but they have no right to judge me. Horror had a face that day.
… I don’t want to think about it.
*sniffle*
Just go get prepped for the mission.
All is forgiven. I shall Drop in from the floor above when the time is right.
Wonderful. Let’s load up and get moving.
Are we going to have one of those slow motion walking scenes with all… five of us?
Oh, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSHAYDE!!
Speaking of Bejeweled Blitz, go take a lookie at my facebook page.
*big cheesy grin*
I’ll have to check at home. I should be blocked here at work (though I should be blocked from YouTube & have been able to see it today for some odd reason). In case it’s a trap, I don’t want to risk visiting a social networking site here. *looks around suspiciously*
I saw this morning though that you had gone over 100k. Have you gotten a higher score?
She’s absolutely ruthless!!!! A fiend even!
DW, would you mind an invite on Facebook from your favorite tights wearing failblog superhero?
Captain Obvious? (JK, I don’t have a Facebook account.)
If you did it would be under El Capitain though, right?
You guys had our daily Gaming Conversation without me?
So Qwaz, MOHAA. Thoughts?
Medal of Honor? Never really played those games. Or is that a different acronym?
Yeah, it was the PC release in that series. MOHAA is what started all the WW2 titles on PC. It’s my all time favorite online game, and I always hope to run into other gamers who were a part of the community.
All computers I’ve had so far couldn’t handle PC games. So up until a couple months ago the only computer-based games I would play were flash games and Runescape.
MOHAA was released in 02. I’m pretty sure I could play it on 4 pieces of wire and a window.
Use a tube sock and it’s good to go.
*pats back*
It’s okay. The subject of gaming is a rich vein indeed. It is by no means too late for you to jump right on the train.
Yo, Shadow-of-your-former-self, I just saw your hello on a previous fail –
hope you took no UMBRAge at my lack of response. (I’d not been posting to FB for some months, eitherl.)
Nice Avatar — you got that gravatar gravitas goin’ for ya.
(not sure how that “eitherl” got in there — too much ether & ethyl, I ‘spose)
Hiya, fuzz-meister. It’s good to be back.
*taps brim of hat*
*passes out*
THIS wasn’t happening 20 years ago! Well, this wasn’t happening… ever.
There was an RPG discussion in a previous fail — turned out someone just wanted to rocket propel my ass for Lolspeakin’.
Did you at least thank them for getting you Taco Bell?
OMG these are funnny. Well done!
Seriously, y’all make me sound normal, cheers!
This “new site” would only make sense.
Lolcats took the funny out of Caturday and other memes.
All the sister sites exaggerated the concept until there was entirely no funny left whatsoever.
So it’s just no surprise this concept would come to be – it was funny and it was original. Just what the sites’ creators love to destroy.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
That’s not a “nice thing” to say. You don’t like the sites, go somewhere else or keep your opinions to yourself.
omg this is stupid
I….I….cannot comment on that one, but the mental image keeps playing slowly through my perverted mind.
Totally digging it – laughing my ass off – FOLLOWING ON TWITTER!
Um… the site sux. Plus some of the pictures are taken from /b/.
Kudos on the new site… heeelarious.
WIN!
WIN!
WIN!
Wha??????????
I couldn’t help but notice that the ‘Comixed’ log has a little fail of its own; the second line actually reads ‘Cowixed’. Fail, anyone?
You could at least put some effort into web design….I’m pretty sure a 5 year old could make a better site
This would be great if it was… you know… funny?
Sorry, this new site is not funny. Total waste of time and space.
Yet another /b/ meme moves into the mainstream. Sigh.
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comixed.com sucks ass. ths shouldnt even be a website its not funny at all
meh.not as good as FailBlog,but it’s still kinda funny ^^
Not so much funny, but rhymes with funny… Money – so check out my sitehttp://www.pure-energy-club.com/pur3x.php and let me know if you want something to do better with your time!
FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The movies aren’t bad, just the trailer didn’t convey the essence of them.